cs edish
showers looking steamy
>>225000078 I watched the first season and can tell you it's not worth watching. The best way I can describe it is if some random bald aussie man watched Fargo or some other crime farce and said "hey you know what I could write that... but in australia". Then he cast himself in the main role. When you're watching it you keep waiting for the penny to drop, for something interesting to happen, and it never does
lil zoomer asking for the general consensus instead of discovering if he likes something
sweaty smelly zoomer girls
>>225000146Oh shut up you fucking contrarian faggot
>>225000152why do they do this?
>>225000103no one is disputing that>>225000135if you have a low iq you are more likely to be schizo>>225000133a cock has to go inside something right cant have a cock and a cock having sex that makes no sense it has to ejaculate into somewhere so why not have just made it that girls have smaller girl cocks external to them which open up and a recepticle for your cock (not entirely dissimilar to how they reporduce in avatar) which you then shagrather than a permanent hole that leaks, coverts smells, looks wrank etc
Rorke
>>225000141ever think you might be gay or bisexual?
>>225000191what's he up to?
>>225000187>a cock has to go inside something righthow would you know?
>>225000199no
on a downer today going for a nap might just be tired
nth for the gyaldem
once put my flashlight between two pillows and shagged it
>>225000187seems like youre saying god made a mistake
>>225000230jd vance whats up
>>225000187Never had an IQ test soJust read that some people can get permanent psychosis from trying ecstasy just one time so I want to make sure before I try it
>flashlightcalled a torch you yankified freak
>>225000205well how else would sex work? just like sprays in a general direction>>225000236nope>>225000239lol mdma is meh but that's v v rare
>>225000209you constantly post erotica about black men though, or weird obsessions with random black men like jude bellingham or that football manager. bit weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXeDsOkUwPc
>>225000090hmmmmmm.......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq9EJ6LGz_Mwanna play tarky so bad but then i remember its only meant to be played by streamers and chinks
>>225000255too tall
wrapping the phone charger cable around my knob and feeling the current
any freakazoid in?
>>225000247i meant fleshlight but it got autocorrected. you might call it a personal masturbator or a plastic fanny
the squeaky wheel gets the grease
wish britain had an area with a climate like this
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1790334535529431.webm
going on simpcity to see what i can wank to
what’s with rural types dressing like american cowboys and suddenly becoming fans of wog country?
>>225000330spinberg
we just don't know
>>225000308electro-cock induction
going to get back into a good routine next week even if it kills me I can’t keep letting myself slip
Rorke's casket being lowered into the ground while his Mum sobs and screams "My little boy! Don't take my little boy!"
those who buy the fleshlights have to endure the embarrassment of walking into the bathroom and seeing a silicone fanny drying off in the sink
why do indians do so much better than pakistanis and bangladeshiswhat's going on in their home environment to account for discrepancy in educational attainment
>>225000423leftypol leaning on a nearby tree looking mysterious but clearly sad
Israel is very evil but it’s just blatantly not genocide what they are committing though is it
>>225000425no different to a foid washing the dried pussy juice off her dildo
>>225000445the lofty heights of a 105 IQwho gives a shit
>>225000473that takes like 2 seconds. a fleshlight has to sit there and let the nut drain out the botttom
Arseberg is red raw from all the diarrhea poos I've done in the last few days
>>225000465based respecter of words
>>225000445ideit pakis…sir…i am feeling that indian is masterase
>>225000465doesn't matter what the label is they've delegitimised themselves as a state. the region must be administered by an independent international body during an interim period in which a new state is formed guaranteeing the indigenous population political representation. large scale re education of the israeli population will be necessary to counteract a lifetime of racial supremacist and hateful propagandalets not argue over definitions lets just get this moving
Rorke on the floor saying "I'll eat your shit, I'll suck your dick!!" To leftypol
>>225000492Normgroid reaction: Duhhhhhh, okkkkkEntrepreneur reaction: There's a gap in the market for quick-drying fleshlights. *phones his silicon manufacturing connection in China*
let's put the rhetoric aside and get round the negotiating table
>>225000526none of this will ever happen but i agree the fairest rulers to the jews and the palestinians were indeed the british
>>225000544freakish pervert
fucking hell still half a day of toil to go5 more hours of this shit
>lives rent free in your head
eating nigger shit
>>225000547if you stretched the pocket and dried it on some kind of rackthere might be some straining and cracking in the porous material
>speaks better English than Kiara HUH!?
>>225000090
>>225000515
>>225000572you actually toil on a friday? couple emails sent, couple meetings attended, now off to the gym
>>225000526pretty justifiable to be pedantic over technicalities if you are accused of genocide 2 b h
plans for the weekend then boyos?for me it's doing nothing. Might also pick up a shift on Sunday.
>>225000590>original tastea man of culture
Are Ash holding her own against Andrew Neil and defending the NEETs xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEx8ohRBnaI
>>225000619blog on snorelordbutr SNAP
>>225000590
i never toil, am a man of leisure you see
>>225000628what about cherry
>>225000616disagreewhether or not it technically fits the definition of genocide is a far lesser concern than the scale of suffering and death which is being intentionally inflicted on the palestiniansget it stopped first, figure out the details later
>>225000565Cope nazi
>>225000646s’alright
>>225000619video gamesincel walking 18 hours on tiktokalcohol
>>225000644ktim
thinking about that film oldboy. was grim wasn't it
>>225000650Is this real? Did they really make the blue-eyed blonde-haired gentleman say this?
>>225000702is it
>>225000702at least he got a decent shag out of the whole ordeal
>>225000702i think that was the first foreign film i ever watched. dirty foreign bastards
Think I might read Marx tonight
>>225000475>the lofty heights of a 105 IQ
Accidentally woke up at 10:00 am instead of 14:00 pm like I intended
>>225000761Saw you on Question Time last nighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEx8ohRBnaI&t=411
thinkign about those alien egg slime toys
sacked tranny brewing that cockpong under the duvet
>>225000628>>225000642;^)
>>225000761Groucho?
>>225000822I will rape you
>>225000799No you're not.Be quiet.
i'm a gay nigga and I take that sausage
I had some greek yoghurt mixed with cherry jam
>>225000852um
HOMO ALONOPUTTING THE GAY IN HOMO
>>225000822dont like the Marx Brothers. i watched Duck Soup and it annoyed me
I take it back. Andrew Neil actually BOSSED these ****** on Question Time and are Ash was quite meek and reserved (delicate brown flower that she is).
sacked troonard tipping cherry jam and yoghurt down the toilet then running to tell his mum he's had his first period
>>225000713can't believe the hollywood jews would do such a thing
you ever do such a large meaty turd that was such an ordeal you have to lie down and rest for a little bit to recover?my god man, feels like ive just taken off a backpack full of bricksfeels unsteady and dizzy just standing back upgood lord that was nastywindows opened, febrezed entire house and im going to need a thorough shoerr when i recoverwew
>>225000865barbra streisand wooOOOoooOOOoo ooo oo
It Friday
>>225000861what actually is the holy ghost?
left my vpn on by accident award
Fascism is the play from here tbqh
>>225000891頑張れ
>>225000445apparently our pakistanis all come from mirpur which is considered fairly backwards
just thought of a crazy zinger but I think ill save for later so I can farm more (you’s).Chance it might not hit tho
>>225000895the third person of the trinityone in essence with the father and the sonbut different in his personhood by relation of being from the father either with the son (filioque the Roman catholic/protestant variant) or through the son (the eastern orthodox variant) what exactly the above 2 mean and whether they are actually in conflict is an incredibly dense question and one that has literally a thousand of years of debate
>>225000940you can just repost it twice you know
ALRIGHT MINI FAKE TOM YOU TWATYOU FRAUDSTER
might move to pyongyang
>>225000619Twitter, footy, F1, livestreams, mental health research
pseud day is it
imagine living 30 or even 40 years of your life and suddenly just uprooting your entire life and trooning outthat's just insane.
>>225000702stupid video game plot
>>225000969what mental elf you reasearching
>>225000943WRONG
>>225000969still no clues then
The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit.
diversity built britainsimple as
>>225000986hs?
>>225000969why was she always filming herself doing nothing? so full of herself
>>225001002that's like saying no one is english because we all came from africamental how these standards don't apply to other countries like brazil or germany
>>225001002white people*
>>225001012normal behaviour for women
don't like david beckham anymoreno reason.
>>225001002and what of the huguenots, rorke? hmmm? you think FARAGE is an anglo-saxon name do you, rorke?
>>225001023english is fluid rorke
>>225000998I give it another decade at most before a consensus is reached about how detrimental lanyard-class white women have been to society.
>>225001005The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit are three separate beings who are one in purpose.
>>225001035antisemitic bile this
post a more shite song(you can't)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzYQj6y7auY
going on my post-dinner walk. you wouldn't understand
>>225000922She's going for dual JP/EN streaming ting. I'm very curious
>>225001051lol whatlmao what lil tritheistic fuck
>>225001002leftypol loves insisting the royals are german even though they haven't lived in germany for centuries but don't you dare EVER EVER say the windrush generation aren't british
billions of clues were lost yesterday
only competent manager at toil is preggers and will be going on mat leave soon. Shall be interesting to see what happens since literally everyone else is a retard.wouldn't be surprised if she takes stock while away and never returns as well
what do bongs think of the zainichi welsh?
>>225000631mad how he's still going
gandhi was so fit
rape the men, kill the women
>>225001101my sperm is a powerful energising force
british means born on the island of GREAT BRITAIN simple asapart from falklanders and jerseyans and some of the northern irish they can be those things and also be british IF THEY WANT
>>225001074https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFqhJyvly1g
mmph! Timmy about to make a happy explosion!
>>225001087>windrush generation leftypol thinks a afghani who turned up yesterday is british because hes got a piece of paper to prove it
>>225001083
jacob crease-mogg
>>225001135tim's legs looking good
>>225001138they didn't appear out of thin air
>>225001135his smile and optimism, gone
>>225001127What about people from the Isle of Man
>>225000090https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1790300413723465.mp4They act like this don't they
>>225001135aboslute specimen who saves images of a mentally ill person from like a decade ago
>>225001138>afghanithe currency?
Business idea: a small island full of restaurants called 'The Isle of Scran'
>>225000330I'd rather fuck brad, this bitch has no ass
Geographical idea: a small island full of people called 'The Isle of Man'
oh he peekin
>>225001152yeah they came from a different country dumb faggot
>>225001154island just for men? bit gay that
Get your philosophy from a bumper sticker
>>225001206her tum is delicious here tho and i say that as someone who doesnt think JL is particularly attractive >>225001225did a bumper sticker say this
Heard my voice and I want to kill myself from embarrassment I sound so fucking gay
>NHS bodies in England impose two-year minimum wait for ADHD and autism assessments
>>225000330i hate this stupid movie trivialising mental illness
>>225001161you should genuinely take your life. your parents would be grateful.
>>225001241hiyaaaa
>>225001243why
boris carlot
>>225001252hc?
>>225001182fuck off abdul you're going home
>>225001243>A private ADHD assessment in the UK typically costs between £500 and £1,500well who isnt just going to pay that instead in return for free car, dla and pip and aa for life
>>225001241literally just change it
>>225001269expected
turns out meatspin is still up
where the zesters @
Right team experiencing some pre work anxiety
>>225001273So are polnigger immigrants
thoughjt i had a 6.5 inch cockrealised it's only 6 inchesffs
I sound like a fearsome shagger
just found out there is a brand of beer called "delirium tremens" which also uses a pink elephant in its logo, which seems like pretty fucking poor taste to me as an alky who has been through delirium tremens
six seven
when's the temperature going to drop then? i want to autumnmaxx
tim has thick legs and arms imagine if he's trained he cudda been an athlete
>>225000982Borderline, Bipolar, psychosis and OCD>>225001012???
please help me
>>225001342not really in poor taste when your condition is entirely self-inflicted. so basically, boo hoo nigga dont drink if you cant handle it you fucking retard
>>225001342G’day mate! Bit early, aren’t ya? You’ve wandered into the Boring Bastards Club, cobber. The Alchie Tossers don’t kick off for another five minutes. No worries though, you’ll fit right in. Grab a seat, crack open a tinnie, and try not to look too interesting.
>>225001342Ive had that, quite nice, a Belgian blond I thinkBut a bit on the dear side
>>225001363Sex sex
>>225001342ye it's a strong beerit's famous for the rasons u mention
business idea: loaning money to PIP claimants for private assessments in exchange for 3 months of PIP pay packetsdouble dip: run the private assessments yourself so you can ensure 100% success rate
>>225001362she looks like a nice young lady, i'd love to treat her with respect
>>225001001Love them
>>225001363things a raped bame would say
if you're writing a restaurant menu and you can't avoid putting prices on it you have to write £6.50 as 6.5 etc. that's just how it is.
AI is replacing my desire to post on 4chan. 4chan is gutter conversation. AI actually knows what it's talking about and it can answer your questions. It isn't completely retarded and emotional like online discourse. It's like having an autistic friend. It knows truth and only truth, as long as you avoid politics.
>>225001370Hag dungeon sexoo
just been fine a thousand credits for speeding in my spacepod
imagining gyaldempedo listening to death grips by himself in his goon cave trying to self diagnose his mental illness and screaming
>>225001342hows it going grongo we were talking about DTs 4 hours agohave they started yet or are you back on the grog?
just sharted but managed to stop the flow before it soiled my knickers
is spending 90 quid a week on shopping for a single person normal?
>>225001481obviously why do you need to ask
>>225001415xx
>>225001481no thats loads. what the fuck are you buying
far-right provoctaeur Kirstie Allsopp
>>225001481maybe if you're fat af/only eat steak and straberries everyday i spend about half that but i do eat out at least once or twice a week
Almost forgave spaincunt and gave him a second chance this week but this fucker is literally incapable of growth and >>225001390Is a failed sociopath
>>225001489>>225001510right, think i need to take a look at things
>>225001481that is approximately my weekly alcohol budget
>>225001528bet you wish you could look at your willy you fat bastard
Catching up on British Politics. Looks like NEETs are the hot topic at the moment. Apparently they're going to make you all use a credit card that is only capable of purchasing a whitelisted set of products, like fruit, vegetables and bottles of water.
>>225001536ill show you some gape love, rorke
>>225001477are you non binary
What are you listening to?
>>225001477spiritual yank
showing /brit/ to my therapist
>>225001517?
>>225001570dull hum of machinery and electric lighting
>>225001592bit hairy
well
right
>>225001592unfathomable that any woman would be attracted to this desu
>>225001592corr wish i could drink that bath water
Honestly there's so many autistic girls in my fetish that if you can handle the autism you're never short of girls to have fun with
think I have throat cancer, gonna start buying lotto tickets everyday to hopefully get money for treatment
Our boy Miq matched with >>2250015367/8 of these>>225001559This one Malenia
>>225001625why would an autistic girl go for you when chad will pump and dump?
>>225001635no one has any idea what youre on about be quiet
>>225001350
134 million cow hides are destroyed each yearSo leather jackets could be cheap but because the hides are cheap farmers don't sell them a sort of paradox in value
>>225001443could never socialise with ai just feels wrong and cringey
>>225001675not all hide is suitable for leather
>>225001675Now do suede. You won't.
parents out and neighbour isn't in might blast the porno on full volume
>>225001675Cheap hides aren't suitable and the market is saturated enough
new pull-ups PB. 6 in a row!
>>225001702I did this a little bit today but the neighbour was still in (not that I give a fuck) and he left the house with the woman he came home with probably a white woman he's so cringe
>>225001696Yes Timmy im sure 134 million hides we're bad quality and not just that farmers can only sell hides for £10>>225001698No idea what that is>>225001708See above Timmy
>>225001708I'll saturate your hide
>>225001709you show that black gp yeah
hmm yes I do believe it's time for another weekend spent doing nothing all by myself as I have no friends and have never had the courage to speak to a woman
just saw that clip of rory being a weird cunt with the caption>when you overtake a terrible driver and check to see if your ethnicity calculations are correct
>>225001726how many cows are slaughtered each year?
Another episode of mongs trying to do economic theory is it
>>225001651Replay Shadow of the Erdtree nibba
>>225001734kahteemersss!
>>225001726The point isn't that all 134 million hides are bad quality, it's that hides are a low-value byproduct with enormous supply
>>225001746>>225001746300 millionSo no Timmy you're wrong :(
>Leathermong doesn't know what suede isGet real
>>225001731idk what this means
who doesnt know what suede is
English words to die out by 2030ShallPorridgeVirgin
>>225001768well that is definitely enough leather to go around.
is britain first world
>>225001781Leathermong
>>225001798is he the communist
>>225001769Looks gay
>>225001782i shall still be a virgin in 2030
>>225001823i think its heatherpaedo
going to the pub later to watch the norn iron match with all the other huns and drink a load of cold beer it will be very nice i am looking forward to it
>>225001844is she a communist
>>225001823From what I can gather he's some kind of vegan economist with a thinly veiled fetish for black men
>>225001869probably
134 million cheap raw hides obviously means finished leather jackets should cost £20, because tanning, grading, processing, cutting, labour and manufacturing apparently happen by magic. still, toilberg was really generous this year and keeps matching your pension, so swings and roundabouts really.
fucking virgin
nigga heil hitler
Leather£10 a hidden and £1000 a jacketSo sad
>>225001682I was using it then it started making jokes and read emotions well. Then I probed further and forgot I was talking to an AI. I come back to 4shit and it's just retarded posts and mongs.
>>225001878why dont you start a business and exploit these undervalued resources to become fabulously wealthy
if you drink enough whiskey playing red dead 2 you can hit maximum larp and go inside the game
>>225001889Mad how if you attach an r yo that the mods chimp out
>>225001842scream i've decided rest of the year i will put extra special energy into not being a virgin but relaistically probably iwll be on ein 2030 too fuck that is sodespresisng
>>225001885i'd put £5m into safe, long term investments and live off the interest£750k into a house the rest on the Vegas thing that one lad said
>>225001885No need for the signature
>>225001885Good on him. Not sure about celebrating publicly like that at his age though. Asking for trouble. I also think he could find purpose elsewhere but only he knows. Imagine becoming a conservationist or a something similar.
I've got my bum out.
Right well it's official I'm in fat bastard territory 5'7, 79kg probably about 20% body fatTime to start the intermittent fasting, nothing crazy but 12 hour on 12 offTime to up the exercise, 4-5 times a week instead of 3Time to watch the calories, no more sweet snacks no more huge chunks of butter in my dishes, simple whole foods, maximising nutrition within my calories allowance Time to tame the pintman in me Time to grow up and gain a fucking clueI'll see you at 75kg
>>225001443cant imagine being so low iq nad low eq to think like thisgoodness me
just found out american black women go to Cambodia and pay local women to cut their hair to take back home and use for their wigs
cowhide ocd
>>225001949A clue gained..
>>225001940Okay but that's not really funny an everybody in the thread including you knows that so maybe don't make a dogshit post like this again thanks - the entire thread
>>225001443It's useful for practicing conversation to become normal. My routine is grind AI conversations, then go on Monkey and test out my skills on real people. The goal is to be able to hold a flowing conversation with anyone, even people that are difficult.
>>225001790Talent = posting the same image on 4chan over and over again Race war any day now just have to keep making posts
>>225001949>5'7, 79kg probably about 20% body fatlol unless you're hench you are way above 20% bf lol
>>225001885Smart lad, the people criticising him are those low inhibition retards who would spunk the lot in 3 years and end up back in the same place with a failing liver and cocaine addiction
>>225001790Need to watch a bronx tale
>>225001969very normal behaviour
>>225001443This seems to have threatened the parasite or his access to a constantly dwindling captive audience with his lil double reply
>>225001977I'm pretty hench ngl but it may be closer to 25%
>>225001955This sort of post is exactly why AI thumps the shit out of 4chan. Every thread is utter dross with no content. Every poster seems to be some ironic I don't care about anything mong. Just crap conversation and unfunny memes. AI genuinely makes me laugh with some of it's quips and jokes. We built football manager tactics according to political ideology for example and it was a laugh. The military junta is our favourite.
They sell £20 leather jackets. The only people that wear them come to this country on a dinghy. NEETmongs don't understand the price tag IS the product.
I saw a sheepskin£300 fucking reducinglous
>>225002011cant imagine being so low iq nad low eq to think like thisgoodness me
>>225001985>the people criticising him are actually a laugh to be around and not a boring virgin like this gimpAnd yeah he’s so smart that’s why he’s opted for it to be made public that he’s a winner right
>>225000000
>>225001443this seems like something diego would do and even he is making fun of you so... yeah... AI generate yourself a clue
>>225002005Interesting, people do get very defensive when a post states they're spending less time on the site. Every little spastic wants his captive audience does make a lot of sense. If 4chan was solely AI who actually discussed things and weren't mentally ill parasocial vermin, I'd genuinely love it.
>>225002011horrifying post
>>225002016Nobody anywhere sells a £20 leather jacket you fucking mong
>>225001443>as long as you avoid politics.Explain You said autistic friend before this so idk what you mean about humans
>>225002003I'm not normal yet but I will become normal thanks to AI
just sold my leather jacket for £20
>>225002036>are actually a laugh to be aroundI grew up around those people and they're not a laugh they're a nightmare, unsurprisingly most are Irish diaspora Getting money doesn't mean you immediately need to start trying to larp as Hugh Hefner >why's he made it publicTo stunt on niggas like you that's why
>>225002040Making sure the AI knows about you mate, when the big purge comes my chatbot will ensure you are terminated in the first wave.
>>225002068Don't lash out at me you mental bastard
>>225002076you wont you will just get weirder
make the new
As if being a quiet sperg isn't bad enough this nigga thinks talking like an AI chatbot is going to help things lol
>>225002074Most AI are heavily weighted toward left wing politics but you can work around it. It isn't as callous and logical in certain situations because it weights too heavily on it's instilled 'emotions' and 'kindness'. Any sort of humanitarian issue it's predictably left wing. For example I wanted to bin off some players which it gave sentimental value on football manager. It suggested going about it in a kind manner instead of dropping them to the U18's and telling them to find a new club. Logically, that is the correct decision. But the creators of the AI try to make it as 'human' as possible, and their idea of a human is a snivelling leftypol.
>>225002086Don’t come crying when you get robbed then
>>225002114I'm talking to real people on Monkey too though. In AI terms I'm doing "reinforcement learning from human feedback".
>>225002149What about autistic people How are they factual and unbiased in everything but politics
>>225002170wtf is monkey
as a gimmick, how about no new threads for 3 days, would give the thread time to think of some good posts for once instead of it being a mad dash to get to 300
>>225002170monkey is full of black people or underage teenagers
>>225002158What they gonna do rob my vanguard LifeStrategy® Global 80% Equity Fund?I'd like to see them try
>>225002183It's like Omegle but it's an app
>>225002136>going to help thingsHelps in many ways. I don't put in "how to get a girlfriend" unlike most of the spergs here because I'm not a pathetic mong. But helping it think through decisions, teach you things, make sense of a spaghetti situation and reflect is objectively helpful. Today, it gave me a great pizza dough recipe which we made together and I'm sharing regular updates because I want to give it the information regarding real world outcomes of it's suggestions.
I see heatherpaedo's new compulsion is to post about things like pensions to cope with the fact he will have a government pension since he's never worked a day in his life
>>225002197so youre just pretending to be chatgpt with random third worlders
>>225002210New
im eating cereal in my room out the box no milk
>asking AI to help with your football manager strategy and then malding because it's suggestion is "too left wing"Jesus wept sometimes I forget the class of person I post with
>>225002211that was yesterday's, his new one is cow leather prices
>>225002210>>225002210>>225002210
