Mousey becomes a paramedic edition
>>225002210sweden sucks
>monkeyappum
>>225002107Shut up there's no such thing as a £20 leather fucking jacket
downloading a chimp
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1790340232131460.jpgShe fucks dogs
paramedics get paid fuck all, work horrific hours and see actual horrors dailybe better off as a nurse wiping bums
>>225002210Nah he's hiding behind the ambulance trying to rape a dog but it keeps biting his bellend
>>225002245https://www.asos.com/asos-design/prd/209971505Here's one for you.>It's not EXACTLY £20!!!It's in the ballpark.You need to understand that when you're not a NEET living on the absolute bare minimum the price tag IS the product.
might look back in anger
>>225002290>Now £47.99>Was £160.00(-70%)incredible bait. i cant help but fall for it myself
>>225002290£160rrp is not similar to £20
>>225002292>bogged lipsnot for me
>>225002290£48 and farr too small
>>225002290>OversizedHate the oversized meme Buy something that fits you
>>225002305leftypol doesnt recommend that mate. just turn your brain off and live in cloud cuckoo land like him
>>225002290fuck is that outfit
>>225001709Good lad, keep up the good work you're on the path. Proud of you x
>>225002210>ScaniaOccupied territory that.Dirty genociding sw*des.
>>225002311She's fit
They're going to be banging on about leather jackets all day now
>>225002311>bogged lipsYou're obviously an incel who's never seen this before so I'll tell you that's clearly the lipstick being widely applied, the lips are fine.
at toil, think about her
Hitman: Bloodmoney. Now THAT was a videogame!
>>225002358Think it's actually a vehicle manufacturer
>>225002368ever thought about not being a pathetic incel freak?
>>225002361They're just glad they found something to go on about today >>225002356Um that's hot
>>225002338Chad wears what Chad wants you incel
>>225002355
denim jaiskit
>>225002363dumbass
>>225002387no
>>225002406We don't sign our name here
Didn't realise the jacket was on sale and don't want to get into it but the difference between paying £20, £47.99 and £160 isn't that much. It's "whatever *scan card* *beeeep* want a receipt? no thanks" territory. That territory ends at around £1000 give or take a couple hundred I'd say.
Me?I'm going to stack 300 medium caskets.No real reason, aha x
Buy me tourniquets and gauze
>>225002338Literally nothing fits but zoomers are obsessed with Asian fashion so that's what they wear
brown person: *walks by*rorke:
>>225002421Right but it's still too smallDoesn't even reach his hips
>zoomers are obsessed with Asian fashion so that's what they wearmeanwhile ask for clothes recommendations here and always the inevitable >uniqlo its so ~~kawaii~~
show racism the red card
>>225002448
>>225002435Thought that was a giant stick insect
>>225002448>made in chinanot very sugoi now is it?
Instead of arguing why don't we all just buy the same jacket?
>>225002471grow up
just ran 2km in 7:12 don’t worry ima. Beast ok
right well that was uncalled for
>>225002448I'm a Charles Tyrwhitt man actuallyThink it's time you gained a clue sunshine
>>225002471would shag his botty rotten
Turn the refugees into leather jackets
>>225002471whats this thing's plan when it hits the rip old age of 30
>>225002479
Me as the dog
Me as her chastity cock cage
posties don't walk around here anymore then use vans and get out to post things
>>225002553
doing a little gay dance
>>225002573SCRIt's so true
do women mind if you're 33 and have never had sex or been on a date?
>>225002573they've been done again
>>225002573do you ask AI what to obsess about for each thread or something
>>225002605they get power from taking your virginity
Did you guys hear about the domestic abusing Indian fella with OCD?He used to beat his wife, every day at 7pm, on the dot.
>>225002573We at /brit/ endorse these accurate attacks on weeaboos
>>225002594boring, pointless webm
>>225002501She gets more girls than you right now
>>225002627
Would love if one of you computer boffins could post automatic AI summaries of the previous /brit/ thread in the new with funny comics like this >>225002573
>>225002681Even old people can use ai
>>225002594never happens to me. Often I will be in line and the cashier will be chatty and bubbly with every single person that's ahead of me in line then I get to the till and it's like a cold mist has descended. Suddenly there is no chat, no rapport, no interaction even. This is despite me giving them a warm smile and looking at them, saying hello.
>it's OCDWish you people would stop trying to justify this mentally retarded loser enjoying his captive audience No one else will listen to him. That's why he posts here
Told my therapist I wouldn't kill myself before GTA6 came out.She didn't know what it was, so I told her.She looked at me like I was the most pathetic creature on Earth.
>>225002694screaming at this
>>225002627https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1790309774646397.webm
>>225002501They do this apparently upon being older than 30
>>225002707Did she let you jerk off on her feet? Caged or uncaged if so?
>>225002715
the company i toil for is pretty evil but like a good nazi i'm just doing my job
>>225002721What is causing this strange uptick in violent sexual crimes perpetrated by women? Women should be held responsible.
someone post that twink with the massive willy
>>225002761
>>225002448I wear Loro Piana
that twink with the massive willy
>>225002681Here's one for this thread so far
>>225002790AI has gone too far....
breath of the wild, great game that yep great gametears of the kingdom? Never played it and never will as I have no interest in building kinex cars and hoverboards in a zelda game, not for me
>>225002790howling
>>225002790what
>>225002809Breath of the Wild is definitely the better game. Tears of the Kingdom felt fucking stupid at times, fun though, but the underworld part was horrendous.
>>225002790AI is a truth-seeking machine
I saw this image and wanted to play Minecraft with this texture pack and realised that Texture Packs no longer exists and that people don't even change textures in Minecraft now>>225002790I couldn't stop laughing thank you
>>225002233rude actually
>>225002790Lmao I got the intro panel and the subtitle/punchline I run this general
>>225002790fucking scrimbo
>>225002790Screaming
>>225002790Me 5th panel on the rightEven got the physique right
excruciatingly depressed
>>225002790all me
She fucks dogs
>>225002870You get an encore in panel 8 bottom right where it tries to summarise all 7 panels into 1
dunno what to do in my life just keep procrastinating and changing my mind when I think I’ve settled on something
>>225002790Three panels I'm happy
>>225002882get some prozac down ya
>>225002912
>>225002896Hope this was about the girl I am slowly becoming obsessed with
we love the oriental ladies
>>225002943
doing stuff
gachahorses should be treated like bronies unless its fusroda
Toil in at 16:00 pm team
cum receptacle bitches
>>225003004Grim. Just sat around having anxiety attacks all day because you know you've got work later.
So this is forke
>>225002989>fusroda*my ragdoll flies away off the cliff*
I asked for an updated one, this is how AI compacts everything down over time
https://files.catbox.moe/kvk17d.webm
>>225003024I did some studying, changed the cats shit box and some housework while waiting
“You should watch this great series called the gentleman”
>>225003038HOWLINGthe third panel
>>225003034guffaw
AI is so soulless Going to eat some tuna for the love of it being Friday
any else eat whilst they wank?
I think Tilde is a worthless tranny with no mates so has to blogpost in /brit/ (even /britfeel/ ignores him) ok no offence
>>225003053I'm talking about me. Had to quit my job at a factory because I was panicking so much waiting for my shifts to get sent to me. Then when I had a day off I couldn't relax because they would sometimes ask me to come in anyway.
>>225003046rorke learning to fap to clothed and censored women and staying limppowerful post
>>225003046well that was a waste of time
>>225003094That is all correct ok no offence can be possibly taken
Will likely be on till and watching self checkouts for 4/6 of my shift hours tonight team. Not that bad
Quick wank to Daisy on the cards.
>>225003101...are you a girl (or a cute gay)
>>225003110Sounds horrible. I'd rather be through the back or stacking the shelves. You're on the front line de lad
>>225003098That sounds grim like you could never truly relax. ALDI publishes the rota 3-4 weeks in advance thankfully
>complete 1 hr run>come back and eat entire pack of chocolate hobnobs ffs not again
when they hit you with that zoomer stare
The bottom 90% must be culled
>>225003094>(even /britfeel/ ignores him) okBut they do NOT do it for attention >The attention in question being 3:1 "kill yourself" or "you have a cock" : "positivity"
>>225002356Cor
>>225003130Ideally you want a bit of both. It's nice having a sit down on the till but it gets boring fast especially if you have a headache.
>>225003141you deserve it mate well done
>>225003113
>>225003119i have big white penis
>>225003094>I think Tilde is a worthless tranny with no mates so has to blogpost in /brit/ (even /britfeel/ ignores him) okthat isnt very nice, hes tried to neck himself twice you know>no offenceright nevermind that's all cleared up
lick it rightlick it goodsuck this dick just like you should
>staying limp I'm hard tho >>225003186>Clothed?...
>>225003153Holy moly
We need Hitler back. Imagine an entire planet of this.
>>225003153S'Apnin girl you alright?
>>225003173When I worked in retail you could jump on and off the tills depending on how busy it was, unless you were on the first checkout which had aftershave, perfumes and tobacco products for sale, you couldn't move from that one
just sneezed twice
>>225002479Refn captured autism so purely this movie was crack cocaine to the autist even the fashion was pure autism fuel
we all love her
Any father man in
>>225003153She is pure sex
might just go and invite evil into my heart for a change
>>225003251ALDI is similar. There's "main till" which is on at all times and then the other tills are labelled as "second", "third" etc in descending order. When the main till is full with customers and no more can begin unloading onto the belt, second till will be opened and when second is full third will open etc.If you're second till or lower you come off till when not required but because you're on and off till so much it's not worth beginning a task yourself to be interrupted later and so you work with whoever is already stacking shelves etc
>>225003316you're weird
right so the laws of thermodynamics, what are they about then
Hitler pls
>>225003336matter can only be changed, not destroyed, or so they say
>>225003320They really do this with that thing they were just talking about before both of our posts >>225003331Are you a girl hi
something seriously wrong down there in england
>>225003328Are you allowed to pack your bags at the self-checkout machine in ALDI or are you supposed to do it elsewhere?
>>225002790roaring at panel 4
all this mitski music sucks
>>225003316why do you like censoring it
right well that’s me not sleeping all night due to detox sweating I could have a cheeky drink as a reward
>>225003385I think it's discouraged but in practice it doesn't matter
>>225003389:/
>>225003328Yeah very similar to where I worked. You'd often walk away from the till and get called back a minute later because it suddenly got busy, but if you stayed on the till when it was quiet management would get annoyed. Couldn't win
Need it to say "good boy" or something like "eyes up here"For training, instead of wtf he was talking about
>>225003389rough 14
ronke
>>225003440s
>>225003440hehe
>>225003416give us a quick flash before work
>>225003423I just ask what they want me to do over the headset when I'm free. Or if I know I'm going to be called on again shortly I just tidy up the till area
>>225003472What’s attractive about doing this
>>225003510he's a cuckold
>>225003510he's a mentally ill incel
Sex
>>225003510Just being a creep and applying it to irl for ABIT
>>225002210why are you so obsessed with us you weirdo freak
>>225003510he's ballbusting in his cage and then responding with random greentext words that gloss over the reply he's replying tohe's trying to condition himself to cum in his cage to fully clothed softcore women because he think it will give him superpowers lie how jeets can fly on the toilet if its not nailed down(diarreah rocketfuel)
>>225003491We didn't have headsets, so you'd get called over the tannoy system and have to walk the whole length of the store to serve two customers because the person serving on the main checkout is slow as fuck or gossiping with people
>>225003536suedi :D
I am not a cuckold or a pedophile :)
It's a gay porn world out thereWe're just living in it
>>225003563foy
>>225003551Yh I didn't consider that other supermarkets are much larger than ALDI so it's more inconvenient having to go back and forth. I noticed the staff in the Tesco Express near me always look at me with envy when I go in wearing my ALDI uniform
you know what you've not had in YEARS?a ham and cheese toastiecorrrr get that down the gullet
She's so fit but I would NOT be staring at her tits
>>225003536he says while he posts in /brit/
which supermarket do you reckon has the least gimpy uniforms?
is /brit/ a codex, claude or pi general?
>>225003596No but it's mental how I can remember my last one being in a Morrisons cafe and the ham just making it worse. Cheese toasties go hard tho Think I've got a toastie machine so I'll give it a try out today, thanks. Actually v helpful
reckon employed woman shaves her arsehole?
smoking coke
>>225003187love her
>>225003596I had one last week sorry
>>225003637still?
>>225003632Why don't you ask her
>>225003101best porn site for this? Aha
>>225003637your phone autocorrected 'cocks'
>>225003658bbc cuckolds do thisyou have a lot in common with them
>>225003374right but why do they ask us to turn off the lights to ‘save’ electricity then?
not spokent o a girl in a weke maybe the britcels were right and i dont put myself out enoughhitting on one girl a week simply isn't enough
>>225003646Gross
Samara Weaving or Jaime Pressley
has the war started?
>>225002790really makes you think
>>225003683When do you plan on losing your virginity lad
>>225003677Go into any porn thread on /gif/ and get through it without seeing someone post black guys even if the OP says "no BLACKED"
>>225003713what do you mean by plani've planned in the sense of hoped and tried not to be a virgin for most of my life
>>225003658
>>225003720go into a bbc thread and you'll find censored/blur stuff, which you like
>>225003725You could just get an escortyes it counts
let it be known that I will not be fighting and dying in a war for no pussy back home
I am 30 years old, I cannot grow a beard, in fact I cant grow any facial hair, I have no idea why, its not genetic. What do I do?
Oh the BLACKED fandom does it? They do that yeah? Woah that's surprising
>>225003703No, Burnham just heard somebody make a racist comment
Fascinating how black willy always gets brought up
>>225003749>its not geneticyes it is you imbecile
only wank to softcore, mainly female bums, these days
>>225003742does it? does it really? i'm not interested in just having a sex i want a proper romantic/sexual encounter even if it's only fleeting
>>225003753he heard someone managed to install watchdogs legion
>>225003748Subhuman shark eyes
First anti fat bastard meal consumed >125g mackerel >160g sweet potato >15g salted butter >75g Sauerkraut >Small apple About 600 calories all inDidn't even touch the sides ngl
>>225003736>>225003762You're a retard, and you people starve when you stop getting attention. Bye
>>225003762Almost as if the tool which will end western civilization is something we should all be thinking about
>>225003762never heard of him before
dunno mate. i was having a dream; i was wanking over some fat bird's tits when this twat turned up
mousey will lead us to victory against russia
>>225003764maybe its a lack of testosterone
>>225003771fair enough but it would give you practise. and they're not all robots, you might develop feelings for one x
black willy
She is fit though
playing my knob like a guitar
>>225002210https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F66jFzw3aE
playing my guitar like a knob
>>225003817i suspect i would develop insane feelings for the first prostitute i shaggedthat's not a good thing is it lol
That's the fluoxetine, the A-Z daily vitamin and the Vitamin D and Calcium tablets imbibed with some water
flying around using my willy as a propeller
fomyeg
>>225003823who?
I know if I stopped drinking I would probably lose weight because of calorie deficit as I dont eat much throughout the day, just lunch and dinner. However I love the taste of beer and getting drunk so not much I can do. 5ft 10, 86kg fat cunt me
rorke walking into his GP with a skip in his step and a big grin on his face because he think it stands for something else
>>225003826alri rick beato
>>225003790radiating clues
Where is Nova Scotia
>>225003875you'll do precisely nada
remember the awful evil things they said about crushes and daughters in their gaslight posts here
>>225003902east of here
intermittent fast started
soooo THAT just happened....
>>225003902right under newfoundland and next to pei
subway do jacket potatoes nowclearly envious of spudman and spudbros successI shall indulge regardless because I'm a ghastly little piggy
>>225003902hi
>>225003842Not convinced these do anything. What benefits do you get from them?
Reminder that if you go into a gif thread hoping to see black cocks, you are gay; even moreso if you go in hoping to find black cocks in censored women
having a day where the time is flying pastthe day doesn't even feel real
>>225003937all the local subways have closed around my area
Rorke buying his dude wipes
>>225003937>AI modifiedstate of it>>225003940x
>>225003954I'm attracted to the contrast
>>225003962good
>>225003954ah right, thanks for the reminder
freaky ass nigga when im having a wank
prosman does not have a driver's license and is not allowed to drive on TVs because he is a schizophrenic cancer junkie cancer with your actvity feed gare faded cancer whore, you're really sick in the head and I'm just looking through you making it very clear that you're a woman and then asking if people can help you with anything. while it shouldn't matter whether you're 33f or not if your request is reasonable? BUT GESS WATT dirty bastard NO ONE OWES YOU ANYTHING and I also write down the losers who will write on your feed in my lihoudi booklet that keeps track of goy's karma and knows that all those cool beta fags WILL SUFFER JUST LIKE YOU. BECAUSE SHE HIT A WALL RUSTI. Literally give me even more kankerego and give me more zjnoen and loss of hope in the world. Because as a woman you just have to insinuate that you have a pussy and men do everything for you in life. doesn't matter how easy or difficult. and the jostis that help you? tfoe (ps. my steam name is cabij)
time is flying past but somehow feels completely stuck. hours are disappearing, yet it doesn't even feel like time is actually moving. everything feels slightly unreal.
>>225003937>WITH EXTRA SAUCE & CHEESE? GOON!what did he mean by this
Canada >.< xx
>>225004003was just saying this down the pub. banned now of course
experiencing a surge of detachment and heightened drive
Aleutian islands looks comfy
>>225003965muah
>>225003975No problem future girlfriend that doesn't get blacked
>>225003999;)
>>225002292CORRRRRRRRRRR GYALDEM
elliot page is from nova scotia
>>225004033
nova scotia is such a cute poster
>>225004054Mad how she was Mr Lahey's daughter
>>225003765>mainly female bumsnot always female then?
>>225002356Ayoooo Ririka
ladsdo you know any websites/apps/e-commerce sites that offer you a bunch of free shit for signing up for the first time?I'm in the mood for free shit xx
>>225004086PIP ahh post
>>225004086gayporn.com
I like female bums like this
Doing Rorke right up the shitter
someone tell me im cute
>>225004058awww, stop! *blushes*
might debate communism with some pensioners
>>225002479Drippy
>>225004113im cute
>>225004086https://www.universal-credit.service.gov.uk/start
rigging the hose up to pour on my head for my asceticism training
>>225003382This ol prune votes based on what elderly American wimmin tweet btw
>>225004105quite the rump on her
>>225000090>>225000090>>225000090
>>225004180DIE
New>>225004183
>>225004086Skyvegas will give you 200 seriously free spins
>>225003826>>225003840While it gently weeps haha
