Golden blue edition
>>225004183i have two blue eyes and one brown eye
/brit/ has moved, we're all in here>>224995318>>224995318>>224995318
Never a poo with golden blue
>Manchester City says the inquiry into allegations that they breached 115 financial breaches “remains ongoing” amid a report they have been found guilty of almost of all the charges.>The Athletic is reporting that the sanctions have not been decided but that the independent panel has reached its decision.all 40 people who support them in manchester will be pissing their pants
> [David Ornstein] Manchester City found guilty on almost all Premier League charges relating to financial breaches>Manchester City have been found guilty on almost all of the charges relating to breaches of the Premier League’s financial regulations.Um
>>225004220[[[David Ornstein]]]
Manchester City officially an illegal operation
Never done online gambling because I feel like it's too easy for them to cheat me, but if I'm playing poker or something in person (which I've never done by the way) I could at least have a chance at seeing someone cheating. I have played blackjack though once
>>225004204The older I get the more I realize selecting for golden blue solves most problems
>>225004220fuck off you stupid slow retard dog cunt i just posted that didnt i you ill break a fucking lava lamp across your jaw you tramp
Yeah the other half of it is not knowing her eye color... That happening because I don't make eye contact >.< I wish she wanted me uaaaaaa
>BREAKING Manchester City
already looking forward to the AI comic summary of this thread
>british incel
The parasite just linked /cum/ (in retaliation)'by the way
To do: >Empty piss bottles, finally >Finish up all the cans into bags and move them out >Maybe sweep the floor a bit (I never do though lolol)>Shower of course
My dad laughs at the fact when I was like 7 he brought me over to his old childhood friend's house and his daughter using a BB gun forced me into a tea party and a fake wedding also laughs about the business trip to see family
slave of babylon to be like>menu is here, just scan the QR code
>>225004349looool woiii mi dead wid laugh
>>225004329Didn't ask
watcing a woman puke on a fake willy
>>225004217>>225004220>>225004248Based but they'll do nothing
>>225004325sc
>>225004392This is why soccer is incredibly gay
>>225004371Surely illegal to paywall fake content
nth for the baddiedem
mouseparasite
>>225004413grow up
>>225004412She fucks dogs
>>225004412posted his ocd ritual for the 6000th time award
>>225004437Rorke looks at pretty women and immediately fantasises about dog dick
sometimes i use AI as a rubber duck then tell it when i realise my stupid oversight so it doesn't have to worry that i have an ongoing issue
>>225004249i'm too stupid for pokershame because it looks fun in films
The parasite is now spamming both /brit/ and /cum/ having two meltdowns about Spainlad
>Misery begs for attention and dies if it cannot get it (wow!)
>>225004405Go play your cricket you fucking jeet
Late lunch today
me spersies couldv wun 8 leagues iff not for shittymake me sikk
Jingle bells all the way de ladsAll the wayy
>>225004477Came third in a two-horse race btw
>>225004105should genuinely be times when there are same gender only viewing times at museums and galleriesit's impossible to focus when there's incredibly fit half naked women walking aroundgive me the option of going for a few hours when only men will be there so there's no distractions
>>225004458*knocks your block off with a bouncer*
wanked to tranny last night
>>225004477love me Spurslove me Kanelove me Son'ate the current squad
>>225004469>JUDE lucozadeJUDEozade
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790346340229528.webm
>>225004489you get stupider every week
>>225004489they aren't distracting if you've been incel long enoughyou stop perceiving them as beings
might watch a fillum tonightany fillums?
>>225004489You gain more wisdom every week
>>225004485>My dating history summarised
Tilde.predicted that City would get off scot-free
>>225004503So so true, utter spastic he is
>>225004507>he types, tears streaming down his face in bitter loneliness
there are five posters in here
>>225004528money talks and floppy cocks
£112 Ocado shop
r9k are getting bored of posting, getting weak keep them here pls
>>225004545tears of joy because i'm like a monk at peace
>KFC has launched a breakfast cereal designed to be eaten with gravy poured on it. Called KFCereal, the limited-edition product is a collaboration between KFC UK and Surreal, a high-protein cereal brand. The flavor comes from the same 11 herbs and spices used on the fast-food giant's Original Recipe chicken. Milk is still an option, but gravy is the serving method KFC is actively promoting.
>>225004558What do you gain from randomly posting other people's shopping? Like what's the goal? Is it just autism?
>>225004576The cope to end all copes
secret coded message
>>225004469Snap
>>225004558corrr top quality stuff almost as good as that regatta fleece I got from depop a while ago
>>225004581100% pure chicken arseholes
>>225004455you mean like you're doing now?
I don't understand why normies think I am smart because I don't speak ebonics and I also am self aware. If being well read and self aware is considered smart than I have little hope for the country
>>225004615they do fleeces? only ever bought worn crop tops and bikini bottoms there personally
>>225004512
>>225004437link???
calling things that aren't Kafkaesque, Kafkaesque so people who don't know the meaning of the word Kafkaesque call me out and then get stuck when i ask them to define Kafkaesque
>>225004641you a girl? x
Mousenonce should be rangebanned. This place is not a playground for him to spam and melt down all day.
>>225004512Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
>>225004656Watched that recently. [spoiler]not a good ending[/spoiler]
>>225004680ban this nigga smoove off
>>225004697come wembley i'll batter you
Steam is holding a special sale event for cuckoldry enjoyershow will PC cucks ever recover from this
just letting you all know that /brit/ is team AJ in the upcoming boxing Battle of the Decade Too Late
got bullied by some kids outside one of them asked for a puff on my vape and when i said no, i don't want your lips on it, he said "why? i'm not the one sucking dick"i just said haha good one and walked away
dead general
Bizarre thing to fantasise about
>>225004746>haha good one
Such a bizarre general really isn't it
>>225004503hs>>225004507wtf????? no i can't turn off being human you weirdo>>225004513thankms mate
>>225004412Finn if he was a hot girl
>>225004746https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FytN0o1V-gQ
>>225004778this is the sort of thing alphoomers have been watching since birth
>>225004778yeah that's mint i'll get AI to generate that
you really think I'm watching more than three seconds of your shit?
>>225004792scr
>>225004778story of my life
>>225004809wasn't one of these kids in a later series where that guy tried to rob the flat and Mark sits on him? Think he's one of the robber's mates who come by at the end of the episode
sir ash sarkar
>>225004778what the helly.....
>>225004868don't remember that one but found thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfhXfawkeOcscr
>>225004868yeah
bars before woke
used to be a barmaid
>>225004746Clean shirt moment
and the sex arse, what of it?
Citeh bros.....
Halo 3 released 19 years ago todayYou had to be there
dunna poo
>>225005031i wasnt there
i am david mitchell and the joke is that i am awkward and weak ha ha i made fun of myself you see
>>2250046730 replies again. Keep crying
>>225004946that chest movement is completely unnecessary
>>225005031I remember playing reach when it came out and halo 3 you know the cringey thing is that I believe reach is the best story noble 6 is not forgotten but still mia
>>225004946Bartender at my local dresses like this and her tits are enormous
>>225004477W shitty
love how cats even the mothers will just dump their kid if you show them a treat no other animal does that lmao
>>225005067they do it knowing every bloke over thirty is leering at them and goes for more
screaming
i'd much prefer to just stay in bed all day today please
>>225005070she's a bit big to be carried around like that mama!
>>225005070imagine having to drag your child round like this. must be so frustrating
telling a astrology bitch that im a Vagittarius
>>225005092Products of rape and urban survival isn't it
>>225005092almost like they're domesticated and trusting of humans
apparently people who work in bars have a lot of sex
>>225005110
>>225005170no, lawyers do not have a lot of sex
>>225005142i remember that scene from backrooms, very spooky
>>225004778mad how looking up literally anything on google in 2026 is just wading through walls and walls of this shite
>>225005142great camera work unironically
>>225005142get him booked
i like how they made the aubergine black. you can tell by the black facial features and arse.
>>225004778Narners life a gay porn
>>225005173never used a condom me >>225005170what cos they're around drinkers all day and drunk people hit on them and they're like why not?
>>225005142grinchberg
>>225005198the top grinches are fully booked up to christmas 2027 at this point you're looking at amateur grinching with a september booking
world going to shit lads
>>225005134you're such a capricorn
office toil is just finding more and more ways to say no when people ask if you've been to a certain restaurant or listened to a certain podcast
>>225005170Hmm maybe that's why she shut that idea down...
>>225005229Go back to the board you came from
>State funded english school forces girls to wear hijab as mandatory uniform
>>225005173nooo not rilakkuma. although i guess it's in the name isn't it
i heard britishers need a loicense to buy eggs nowkeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>225005235capripornthat one's not as funny
>>225005236why dont ud o anything brosef?
>>225005278learn to type retard
>>225004183why are women like this?
ud o
>>225005223not even for a posh wank?
>>225005276Have you heard about this too>>225005274
>>225005236try one, then you can go back to that person and tell them you did and thank them for the recommendation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUzhLWbvmichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUzhLWbvmichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUzhLWbvmic>>225005287im great at typing have like 120 wpmlol>>225005296ofc not that's so weird
>>225005304nah i don't believe in doing things for the approval of others
>>225005296he's only ever bottomed
>>225005181they do if they can figure out a way to bill for it
>>225005236Try "no"
>>225005277im a virgo so that's easy to make fun of
>>225005319it's not 'doing things for the approval of others' it's 'not being a maladjusted freak'
>>225005070Bergs
>clav on the ropes>new demmies >shitty relegatedMaybe autumn isn't so bad
>>225005334yeah like i wish you would vir-go awaynot taking the easy joke
haha he's doing his bad typing routine for attention again
>>225005276yes it is true>>225005301yes it is true
>>225005354dont encourage him
>>225005354BWC is Law.
>>225005347going to a restaurant just so i can thank someone at work for telling me about it is doing doing things for the approval of others
>>225005354watching another man kiss women is proper bentgenuinely makes me uncomfortable
>>225005350qrd
>>225005354seen the full video of this and it's not that great
>>225005364It is doeugh
>>225005319>>225005347Insane post(s) if r9k posting that If you freaks don't think the same even a little bit you literally shrivel up and die
Get the Sir Bao webms posted
>>225005378how's living life like this working out for you? genuine questiondo you ever take recommendations from anyone? if you had any friends, and one suggested a film to watch, would you avoid watching it just to keep up this cringe miserable contrarian 'personality'?
right then
>>225005412Seehttps://www.lbc.co.uk/article/primary-school-forces-girl-hijabs-barnet-5HjdhXM_2/
>>225005412yes i said that
>>225005354Ok but if you have 2 women you may as well have a 3rd woman behind them to grab their hair and force them to kiss you is what I think about this piece
this cost me £15 at coop
>>225005435>do you ever take recommendations from anyone?of course i do
>>225005460please mate I'm trying to fast this weekend
>>225005446Do you really need egg loicenses?
>>225005460pickled onions crisps mate
>>225005466good, because i HIGHLY recommend you have sex
>>225005460whyd you post it on reddit then resave it, seems inefficient
>>225005354disgustingimagine looking at bearded men in porn ever
>>225005471just ID
>>225005487im not gonna have sex just for your approval. we've been through this
He went back to /cum/ because I'm posting again he's seething
>>225005487sent that freak flying
>>225005500>looking at another man's dick and butthole is ok>looking at another man's beard is notQuit porn now
>>225005367>>225005377>>225005382>>225005386>>225005447
>>225005500Yeah I googled it and looked on some porn tubes btw and seems like the clothed thing is mostly just about impotence or black cock And not much point in going through ideas for what fetishes to like because I haven't figured out hobbies, which are more useful (for getting a girlfriend)
not done sex this decade
>>225005533whyd you quote me? whyd you reply to me? is there a reason? do you have a justification for including my post within yours?
>>225005526you look at men like gimli and go "oh thats so hot"we are no the same
wish all the jfs would just stop posting heredo they think people here like them?
>>225005567I will include you again
all those signs
>>225005596
>>225005384Clav's charged with rape and injecting someone lass with unwanted substances in massachutes (or however you spell it) New hololive generation debuted yesterday and todayManchester City has been found guilty of 114/115 charges leveled against them. No punishment as of yet and I'm sure city will bring out the lawyer squad to appeal and well the club is a political tool for the UAE tooBut fuck it we ball
>>225005596stop posting your fetish content here lad it's creating an uncomfortable atmosphere for everyone
>>225005594just let us love you
my biggest regret from traveling last year is not getting enough pictures with me in them, whats the point when you dont have an album full of aura to put on your dating profile
>>225005533Hm
rorke having a panic attack off of one puff of the jointleftypol chiefing it
massivepooshits lol
new pete & bas droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VYcqodMl6U
>>225005644yeah you fucked it a bit there but also getting the right picture in public is an awkward endeavour
leftypol gayrorke retarded
>>225005668LOL
>>225005643might be possible if you weren't such insufferable freakstry making quality posts instead of avatar fagging behind your flag
>>225005644bl;ud if you need to go to some rnadom places to find any aura for your presence u already fucked brosef
>>225005673hard
>>225005663Ian at sipping a Horlicks and watching Columbo at home
>>225005644you have to get into the habit of taking selfies, but you don't need that many pics for a dating app anyways
>>225005644unironically find someone else's photo from there and AI yourself innowt wrong with it
why does the female brain have such a desire for traveling
Reading about cartoon characters who are actually black
>>225005673more aura than deegs
>>225005700best he culd do
Do you also collect sticks?
>>225005722it used to be the male brain that had the travelling spirit but the roles have been reversed
>>225005700>pics of prostitutes>talks about "gf"alright
>>225005700spoiler: she has a cock
>>225005713yh just find selfies gay so most of the pictures i have were with other people, reckon they're not dating profile pictures thoguh since whenever i see a woman in a group photo i just assume shes butters
Wasting my life award
>>225005773Timmy paying for your wheelchair and allowing you to post here so you don't kill yourself while niggers would just chop you up and eat you
duuuude
>>225005691unrealistic expectations
>>225005786what are you talking aboutu open with photos of youand then u include a group photo where u're not being mogged later on where it's clear which one you are from the earlier photosobv ur first photo isn't a fucking group one
listening to techno and eating sausage rolls
>>225005643where do you get your animal videos from x
>>225005773Kill yourself freakBtw you are gay
>25 years ago today, both ICO and Silent Hill 2 were released for the PlayStation 2 ok /brit/ did you play these games.
>>225005673Baars
>>225005838Diego the expert on these matters eh
>>225005856no i didn't have a ps2
the dating world is completely alien to me. would never take a photo of myself in my incel hovel
>>225005691This is all of r9k/pol migrants
>>225005863yeah i've helped other people get gfs>>225005856ico yessilent hill no
>>225005856I had a n64 and then a gamecube mate
>>225005868prehistoric gimmick
>>225005856YesAlso look how fucking SHIT the American cover is for Ico
>>225005766Why am I not surprised that someone with that wife looks like that and collects sticks
off to get some dirty dogs for lunch
>>225005868rain bouncing off me
>>225005722why wouldn't you want to experience new things and see historical places and great works of art
my dating profile photo
Might cop this suit lads what do we think? Obviously I'm not a model so try imagine it on a grotty incel for a more realistic depiction of how it would look
>>225005856I've played them as an adult
at times it does feel like oriental women (westernised or otherwise) are the only women who actually like men, as in are clearly attracted to them and not afraid to show ittalking about white men obviously
>>225005933this is your only suit? get a solid dark grey or navy depending on your colouring
weed isn't coming today, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
if i had a daughter shed probably look like that
tobes "." xx
>>225005933chequered suits are fatcore
dukat did nothing wrong
>>225005932ktim
>>225005644further proof that holidays are a massive consooomer/foid waste of money/time
>>225005944Oh fucking boo hoo faggotStfu. You people are poison. BETA males such as yourself are going to end up memeing shit like that into existience. If you really are bothered then shut up before your whining jokes become reality
>>225005961Already got a navy and beige >>225005979Now it's funny you should say that...
>>225005999calm down lad
asking ai to insert me into exotic locations for free
>>225005988attention britonian posters
>>225005786yeah they are kind of gay tbqh and apps are unnatural and weird. it's good to have pics with friends
>>225006021I will ask it to make me 500ft tall and stood next to the Eiffel Tower ok
>>225005965>>225005811
>>225006018I get that you are fighting stuff in your head and trying to figure it out but keep it to yoursf because words are magic that's why it is called spelling and you are making the hard times
normalize cropping your ugly mates out of pictures
>>225006067>words are magic that's why it is called spellingScreaming
>>225005848embarrassing but pinterest
>>225006084>>225006087s
>>225006084>>225006087lool
we love sapops here
>>225006084>>225006087heh
Poochester Shitty
dragon on me slots
>>225006087Why's bro look Chinese?
>>225006150win owt?
>>225006153he is from vancouver
>>225006150thought slot machines were just a big crank with a screen but turns out theyre actually a bit more complicated than that
>>225006136Fraudchester shitty you know what you are
>300 calorie breakfast>600 calorie lunch>goal is 2100Right so I've got to fit dinner and 6-7 pints into 1200 calories? How the fuck does that work?
>>225006196no dinner
>>225006196drink wine sis x
>>225006159not yet but you have to play the long game with this one. lots to unlock and a map to move around
>>225006136wont happen
>>225006196do it on mondayfriday is the end of the week anywayenjoy yourself
>>225006215based and 10 free spins on bet365 pilled, won 73 myself
>>225006218how so?
>>225006196You only drink water
>>225006244just meaningless arsenal chatter
>>225006211Might have to be>>225006213Seems to be about the same for a large glass and a pint :/>>225006245Go to the pub and drink water?
>>225006270weird post
>>225006196It would take roughly 6 to 8 hours of continuous sex to burn off 7 pints of beer.>Calories in 7 pints: A standard UK pint of lager (around 4% ABV) has about 180 to 200 calories. Seven pints total roughly 1,260 to 1,400 calories (stronger craft beers or ciders can push this past 1,750 calories).>Calories burned during sex: Studies show that sex burns an average of about 3 to 4.2 calories per minute, which translates to roughly 200 to 250 calories per hour depending on your body weight and intensity.
>>225006274>Go to the pub and drink water?A Coca Cola Zero maybe?Or you just drink and accept your beer belly idk
I have another theory for if it's yet another Spaincunt persona but what do you think of this theory:Zieldberg is pretending to be a blackoid to bait people into calling him a bix nood, to try and have sex with white women because in his mind those are the only people who get it (and he doesn't). Every time it happens he has a cry wank to "being oppressed" as his blaksona to try and manifest white women to fuck him
diegomouseydtficspaino (me) ziedy clogwogall the lads itt ready for friday shenanigans
>>225006308you need to get out more
>>225006294Yes mate I'll go and order a coca cola zero, oh how about I order a lager top and some baby cham while I'm at it since apparently now I'm a big flaming poofter
fat girl at work is losing weight, not sure if its the jabs or natty but i can see the vision and shes looking kinda phwoar iykwim
severe mental healths there
>>225006311Weird how you people always include me l and whoever is doing it if it's ranked puts themselves at the same level as me, just under I guess their favourite gimmick or whatever >>225006327Not an argument, cuck
>>225006330>
>>225006331lure her back to yours with promises of calorie rich foodstuffs
>>225006331
>>225006348you're sitting inventing bizarre theories about 4chan personalities on a fridaymaybe this is why you dont have a gf?
Hate all of you
l
>>225006218>>225006270OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>225006338you'd know
>>225006364would breed her tbhonest
go on then
>>225006442>>225006442>>225006442
Everton to be deducted 100 points as punishment for Manchester City
Can we stop justifying the retarded cuck faggot with a real mental disorder like OCD for why it does what it does (other than 6 million wasn't enough)
>>225005932you are probably lying but i genuinely look like this
>>225005933pretentious bullshit
