Your new 2013-14 premier league champion edition
>>225008311sir slippy g
sir raped bame
steve gerrard gerrardhe slipped on his fucking arse he gave it to demba ba steve gerrard gerrard
>>225008311i remember him,he slipped and lost the match kwab
nth for the gyaldem
I'm deleting my 4chan images folderHundreds of frog images, collected over many years, gone
forgot to buy cheese for my tacos was only planning on a bokkle of wine tonight but now i'll enviably buy a second when i go back to tesco for cheeseblatt
>>225008370what's enviable about that
>>225008368why?
>>225008368no pls, post the frogs so I can save em
>>225008368ok but could you post something actually next time ok?
>be born as an attractive white female in a first world nation>throw it all awayjust how retarded was this bitch
>>225008370inevitably
hoping the Belgian poster is making a suicide attempt
>>225008359Wrong file*
>>225008387I'm moving on. Gaining a clue
The number one lesson to be learned from this is that the powers that be will NEVER again allow a challenger to try and replace the elite redshirt clubs (Arsenal, Man United, Liverpool) at the top of English football.They invented a political excuse to destroy Chelsea by removing Abramovich, are going to drop a nuclear bomb on Man City over this, and the rules they have set in place ensure with 100% certainty that any other "new money" teams like Newcastle or Aston Villa will never be able to break into the title-winners club like City and Chelsea did in the 2000s and 2010s.We will look back on this as the moment when England officially became a league akin to Spain or Scotland, where you simply have two or three teams (in this case Arsenal, Man Utd and Liverpool) who are the only ones with the means to ever win titles, and every other club are merely also-rans.Is this really what neutral fans wanted?
>>225008405this but for this poster >>225008406
>>225008406Yeah people look more attractive with this camera view and less attractive with the opposite view
Sir Clue Gainer
got hit on the the first time in years at the pubunfortunately she was old (upper 30s) and a bit fatstill felt good though
>>225008409i'm looking forward to your ascension
>>225008438nice bro
>>225008421Do us a favour and gargle horse cum elsewhere
we play bulgaria or some shit in footballdont care lol
im the ummypops
Gyaldempaedo is a ghoul that goes unnoticed but if you really think about it, obsessively saving thousands of pictures of random ewhores probably makes him the single most prolific stalker in human history
>>225008417>Event>Never >Never again>We will >This is what will happen you are so easy to manipulate and this is whyyou CANNOT keep living this way
fucking twat made me post in the other one
welp i guess that's summer over then
>>225008417Rentboys Chelsea did it before City and got away with it ENTIRELY so let's ignore everything after that first paragraph thank you
>>225008518need this localised on my bollocks
>>225008514grow up ffs
>>225008417Shitty customer going off like shitty aren't part of the big 6 cartel :skull:
>>225008518it's so fucking over
The parasite wants you to post in /cum/ so badly now that he's brought you here. You're poison, cancer
> elite redshirt clubs> man utdlmfao
>>225008406based>>225008417sorry lad this is a red team country
>>225008518bet my arse would be like that after a bbc pounding
Got gifted the Jamie Oliver cookbook, don't like the recipes
>>225008421gp
Thierry Henry
never posted in /cum/they seem like an odd sort. not my type of people at all
>>225008581well you're not our type of people
>>225008520Chelsea didn't get away with it. They couldn't punish the club based off of any rules broken, so they convoluted a narrative that "Abramovich has ties to le heckin evil Putin!!!" as an excuse to sell it off to Americans whos explicit aim is to bleed Chelsea FC dry and keep it non-competitive as a sporting entity.
>>225008593booba
>>225008558odd post
>>225008593This one was literally made for me instead of the kitsune or obviously fit bitch
wew
wokened up just in time for titanfall 2 to finish downloading
>>225008581you are welcome here x
>>225008610>Rentboys Chelsea didn't get away with itA paltry fine/transfer ban is getting away with it, next
>>225008631nonce
They should dock Man City points from previous seasons. Award league titles to the runners up. Then make them come out in full kit to receive the trophy and pose for photos>Well done lads. You've earned that
>>225008610he did have ties with putin
>>225008581right well that doesn't mean you can post here
>>225008637literally 19 years old mate
>>225008558https://files.catbox.moe/0x7i7w.mp4
Went to the store to buy the niccy pouchesGot carded because I shaved my beard yesterday and I look like im 18 now
mourinho is friends with putin
>>225008673doesnt make it right
We at /brit/ likes those videos of robots malfunctioning ok
>>225008679should quit that stuff lad
good to know the seeting arsechud who posts on /sp/ posts here too
so ummTHAT just happened
>>225008634thanks mate>>225008604>>225008650ive always been accepted in /brit/
>>225008707Objectively hilarious video
cockmogs me
>>225008631potentially um
>>225008716why is that good to know?
>>225008635You're not very bright, are you?Tell me how many titles have Chelsea won since Boris fucked over the club by forcing Abramovich to sell in 2022?>>225008649Any Russian billionaire does. There is no evidence he is a supporter of Putin's regime though, at least not in its current form. There's more of an argument of Abramovich having deep ties with Israel's government than with Russia's.
>>225008311THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP
>>225008707scream
Also caught a fookin fish in addition to the fookin turtle
me reading /brit/ at half 6
>>225008742He was forced to sell due to being Russian. That's entirely separate to Chelsea's charges you UTTERLY THICK RENTBOY ANUS-POZZED MONGOLOID CUNT.
>>225008707
>>225008755>putting a fish on a towelI hope you're eating it as it probably won't survive being put back
chelsea won more european trophies in the 90s before abramovich than arsenal have ever won
>>225008673a 19 year old child
>>225008755GG, what kind of fish is that?
When’s the official /brit/ watergate then? Like when does it go from somewhat usable to complete shit?I’d say around 8pm
>>225008793You tell himWe'll talk Chelsea here since on /sp/ you get banned for jt
>>2250088173pm when the neets wake up
>>225008817you mean watershed
>>225008800you are a rentboy who sells his arse to attend matches. literally just a queer who gets shagged up the arse hole - that's you
tim you dog
>>225008841baited for this exact reply
>>225008803A catfish
>>225008858do you reckon he can still wank or is he too monged out on drugs?
Tim's X is clearly being used by some other cunt at the same time, I don't find it entertaining nor clever, likely it's that Kane mong who /brit/ and /britfeel/ went after years ago
>>225008872doesnt look like a cat at all
>>225008858the man is a player
>>225008858lol
>>225008890christ what a fucking unfunny post
dancing down sandford lane..you don't see that much anymore
>>225008793You are completely misunderstanding my point.If Abramovich had been the owner of Liverpool rather than Chelsea, do you seriously think he would've been forced to sell?The whole thing was overblown because the club he owned was "not the right sort" and the establishment saw that as an opportunity to punish them after the transfer ban didn't work.
>>225008872Nice, I've never had catfish I think, you guys fry it in America right?
>>225008885>>225008889>>225008894>>225008906
>>225008889Doubt it’s Kane anymore. Seems he spends most of his time making shit music and crying cause his girlfriend from back then left him
finally got a robocop bonus but I'm 200 spins down
>>225008906honestly you can kinda see why a rack like that would need a bbc
>>225008951gp
>>225008932wish i could shag a wheelchair bird. imagine just flinging her legs about any which way you need to enter her
>>225008910wasnt supposed to be a joke. it was more of a comment, really
>>225008951>>225008966Spainlard
>>225008966no im not agp
>>225008980Had one match me on Bumble once, she was mostly disabled but she was far too creepy and had a lot of bush and it scared me away
What's wrong with Australians ?
>>225008932>make up the camp bed Babatunde, I have a guest coming over
>>225008850grow up mate its all gay sex with you no wonder they call you the gay gooners
going to have a bowl of frozen fruit to chill out a bitgot a bit angry because the hoover is loud
fing iz yehwivvout citywed be best teem in world. me an me spursies
>>225009009pleb
just want to let you all know what i will be back focusing on compound lifts at the gym again.thanks for reading x
Worked very hard at toil this week so today there isnt anything to doReckon T-berg will let me leave early
I am from Britain
Hurt my back or something and the pain is going right down to my groin making my bollocks hurt
which soccer team should i support as a yank
>>225009058good
>>225008401To quote a mate of hers "she fought long and hard but, life threw so many difficult things at her"She uploaded baddie tier tiktoks and that but under the hood she was messed up
*walks into the thread with a menacing look in my eyes*>>225008951*starts uppercutting you multiple times and throws you out the thread window*>>225009009*hits you with body blows and throws you into >>225009010, sending you both flying>>225009014*hits you with a running dropkick that sends you bouncing off the wall, and back into my fist, sending you crashing into >>225009015**beats down >>225009051 and >>225009052 at the same time with multiple body and head blows, sending both flying out the thread window*It appears I have won!I will be back again to lay a beatdown. Expect me soon!
I only bloody went and got a cute british-chinese gf ladsheading over to hers for the weekend, first time as bf/gf
Lads!!!
remember that asian lad who raped lads but he actually was quite cute which he could have had them all legally which means he just enjoyed raping
>>225009110ok
>>225009110Everybody wants to top an asian nobody wants to bottom
>>225009084>life threw so many difficult things at herunless she had cancer or some terminal disease there is nothing she could have been going through (considering she's an attractive white woman) that is 1% what the average /brit/ poster endures daily
>>225008921Gwarn mark show dem how it's done
might migrate to /cum/ if too many of #them come over here
>>225009088ok
>>225009089wouldnt it be mental if she was even british
chicken tenders, chips, and beansbeans poured over the chipsbosh
At what age do you begin year 6 in the UK?
>>225009110https://vocaroo.com/1a34iyaT7mAj
>>225009084Mad how women can do whatever bizarre things they want on camera and get lots of attention because they're peng and we all want to shag them
my life revolves solely around eating and pooing. I am the /brit/poster
All the things i read are cirrhosis this and pancreatitis that. I just wanna drink 12 beers a night for cripes sake
>>225009089send her a message asking if he knows Rorke.she'll love it
say wallahi bro say wallahi
>>225009089Shes literally touting for illegals
>>22500915610
>>225009088>british-chineseNice, does that mean half and half?
Sir Gacha Dailies
>>225008593Watching her beat the Godskin Duo with ground slam Ash of War was an brazy
>>225009110imagine how much poo was involved sticking his willy up the holes of loads of straight lads drunk and unprepped for arse sex
>>225009087Honestly great post.
>>225009191ktim at 8pm
>>225009156Does Google not exist in America
Get the wogs KILLED all of them!!!!!
>>225009205maybe he was just a scat fetishist. shouldnt be punishable with jail timeif i remember right he had the same name as that fox
Chelsea and Manchester City are cheats ok and yet for some reason Diego, on this most holy of days, is au fait with football but refuses to even comment on it all
if you live in antarctica and stick your bum out the window while doing a poo will the poo freeze partially in your arse
>>225009218I'll have what he's having
sorry guys no wacky antics today. Dr House's patient died. Dr Cameron might have euthanised him
whole timeline shitting on city
>>225009249dont know what au fait means
diego has been on excellent form today
garden gnome
>>225009278>tfyou'd be gone too, i'm afraid
>>225009300with milk
Dr House
no one bum should have all that poo
>>225009319if that's what it takes
Will be making burgers tomorrow and the only appropriate cheese for that is American slices
un cafe au fait s'il vous plait
>>225009314
>>225009342Ein Kaffee mit Milsch, bitte
voulez vous pisser sur mon visage?
>>225009350downtown dhaka looking very grim
benchod hours is it?
>>225009350All arsenal fans
think i have an infection that wont go away without antibiotics but everyone knows the ordeal getting dr appointment so guess i'll just wait and die of sepsis
Stockpile inventory check at my newly purchased first home on a busy main road;4 tins of sweetcorn, Aug 298 tuna in sunflower oil, Jun 312 basmati rice, Aug 281 pasta, Jun 282 chickpeas, Jun 292 kidney beans, Apr 292 tins peaches, Aug 282 Meatballs in tomato sauce, Jul 29Tinned ham, Jul 298 packets Ainsley Harriet soup, Sept 272 packets cuppa soup, Jul 27Honey, infinity12 pack toilet roll5L bottled water
SausagesFinger RollsAmerican mustardMcCain home chips
Remember when they introduced the 5p plastic bag charge to try and get people to recycle more or for supermarkets to switch to paper? It’s now as much as a pound for a plastic bag in some shops. The few that offer paper bags also charge for them, despite no legal obligation to do so. Curious.
>>225009350If I lived there I would move
>>225009385and why've you got that then
>>225009390corrr get it all shovelled down your gaping gob lad
>>225009084So many incredibly difficult things at her so many times*>>225009137You know how brookie/employed women larps about his mental illnesses. Well Katie had it worst. Just look at the deep scars and cigarette burns on her arms and hands should be enough to suggest she was in real pain>>225009159Just cute aren't they. Autism balance had Katie bumbling in a few of her skits, very cute. She'd trip up in public too bless her heart
>>225009350Yeah Tommy says if those lot sing the anthem they’re just as English as him so what’s the problem? Pack it in fucking racist
weird how the government told us to stockpile and not a single word has been said about anything running out of stock or panic buying. Also as if the government just wanted to stimulate the economy with needless consumer spending
>>225009385Good stash. Keep adding to it
when the happening happens the first places I'm going to loot are houses on busy main roads, as they have very easy access
Hello, Leftypol. I heard you were talking shit.
>>225009171Me on the right lmao
Golden lights, displaying your nameGolden lights, its a terrible shameBut oh my darling Why did you change?
>>225009413You are not normal fella
>>225009438go for the newly purchased ones. they're likely to have lighter security
>>225009385lil bro is going to be eating sweetcorn with chickpeas and rice with ham for the next 5 years
>>225009438if there's any houses with little frail neeks in them, you could release some tension into their bums with your winky
>>225009350grim ngl
>>225009413She's hot. Did she ever get tits out?
>>225009191Skippa Skippa
watchin footy is gay
Un café pour moi, et un croissant chaud pour elle
whats the point in stockpiling i will literally rip your doors off and find you and eat you and take over your house if there is an apocalpse
why do americans act like all white people are from georgia (the country)
>>225009472what? i don't think we've got them in costa, pal
>>225009385>>225009430Angel delight has a long shelf life and you can mix it with water btw
Wasn't expecting this lore development from new house mong
>>225009483innitif society breaks down I'm just stomping the little runt next door and taking his food
>>225009463Yes but the videos are really hard to get hold of. There’s 5 known of. I have one (1)
every single one of these "london street brownoid events its over.webm" has a "Mr T's" shop in view. Beginning to think its part of the AI programming.
>>225009413she's made for the beeb
I’ve been watching these rise of the foot soldier movies very good I have to say not Oscar worthy but enjoyable and fun still
>>225009498angel fucking delightnow that is proper boshneed to get the strawberry angel delight stockpiled in case of war or neek rapes
where can I find mentally ill goth women that would like to have sex before their inevitable suicide?
It's just jokes about liking that girl btw lolAnyways, time to shower
just kicked my nan up the arse
>>225009532in your mums bedroom
>>225009471TrveReal wotanic aryan men watch boxing
>>225009532at metal/alt rock or techno parties
>>225008311>>225008747lemme do a quick rummage through the ole meme bin
Watching dog training porn video
>>225009508if the apocalypse happens i'm just laying down to rest. death will be a blessing
>>225009488Dont know how the term "Caucasian" came to be used for all white european descended people in the united statesRecently I was talking with a black who used the term in that way and I told him I am not Armenian, Georgian, chechen, or Azerbaijani and he looked at me like I had a third arm
>>225009446>he says while posting on a gay porn forum
maybe leftymong was right, maybe the russians really are coordinating a years long cyber campaign of demoralisation in the west. Can't say it hasnt worked can we? Look at the state of us, some of you are absolute husks
how much morphine can kill a man and you reckon it hurts?
>>225009597Buck broken boi with no Faustian spirit left
>>225009563Thoughts on Trio Bulgarka?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7C6yCx_aiY
>>225009608Yeah and I suck dick so whatThey call me the throat goat so what?You are not normal
when i was walking home earlier i saw a girl shouting at an old man and calling him a paedophile because he was filming her, but he was saying no actually i'm calling 111
My stockpile isn't for an apocalypse, lads. It's for when the rolling blackouts happen and food supply crashes due to Russia invading NATO and Iran blocks oil exports. The government have been quietly warning us to stockpile for months now. They know something is going to happen soon.
>>225009613lil bro doesnt know what faustian spirit is
the apocalypse will be great >wake up>find someone to rape>rape them >kill them and eat them>find some booze >get drunk and sleep>repeat every day
>>225009532You're supposed to save them
>>225009612Off the top of my head? Either 700mg or 400mg for opioid naivie (or blacks)Like 300mg codeine
>>225009630>>225009609Get a fucking grip x
>>225009511Post one on gif please
apocalypse happens, i'll have one last wank before throwing myself off the tallest building i can find
>>225009639>eating your cummy leftoversvile
>the SKY is FALLING!!!!!!state the chicken little cunts rn
>>225009089Lovely golden blue
>>225009626Never said I was battymans, it's always been part of my charm xWhy you're bringing it up is bizzare tho
>Russia is losing in Ukraine because it has an inadequate army stuck in the past so they're getting their shit pushed in lol third world country>Russia is going to invade a NATO country in a few months time and is a massive security threat to the continent of Europe they want world domination and they could kill us allWhich is it natomong?
what a freakish looking woman
>>225009515is Mr T's pizza good?
>>225009612Did you ask this because AI doesn't respond >>225009631Wogified goyHusk of a man Broken by the world like a girl because couldn't handle it
>>225009700why are you being mean
>>225009701just don't ask him to get on no crazy plane
don't really know what to do with myself tonight what are you up to gyaldemlad
>>225009692You sound rattled mate not rattled are you oh no
>>225009720LOL a team
>>225009716sorry
>>225009621I like them, Yanka Rupkina died earlier this year rest her soul
>>225009704What does stoicism have to do with doing a deal with the devil retard?
>>225009699War is currently happening and you can join either side. You don't
>>225009385>>225009430This is a small glimpse into the grim lives you two lads lead.
so what is that anon's opnion on the robocop slot?
>>225009699Russia's threat to Europe isn't conventional land warfare. It's destroying our internet cables and shutting down our financial systems. Small drone attacks and other stuff like that. The already recently tried to bomb an airport in Germany I think it was but the detonation failed.
>>225009621How do you know them? Are you Bulgarian wife lad?
Any sane and rational man would defect to Russia the moment a war breaks out. Sure its a poverty stricken hellscape nasty society, but the safest place on Earth in a potential nuclear conflict is in the wilderness in Siberia
>>225009743Is it really grim? It's literally just a single plastic storage box of tinned. Stockpiling is completely normal in most of Europe.
>>225008885if that old man can shoot ropes then so can tim
>>225009783Im sure you will fit in just fine in the jewish autonomous oblast
>>225009727Alri lad, I'll be watching the footy tonight the on X for shitty news and info probably before I sleep. Ah I've got a gacha event to I got to do aswell. I need to a few teams for it >>225009728I'm chill, but I really need to go to the store and be back before the football
>>225009774The Danish intelligence service reported today that Russia is planning to attack a NATO country. Its just contradictory nonsense, is Russia a joke or is it a mega threat to the west?
Went through Coventry and Birmingham on the train beforeAbsolutely apocalyptic levels of smug biomass detected once againBritain is finished
>>225009778Love are Kate Bush and they're a big part of her Sensual World album, which happens to be my favourite.
>>225009813I never said I was moving to New York
dad near enough cheered when he saw that migrant boat being cut
>>225009846Sir mamdami expelled them to southern Florida
guys i just realised i can’t shoutI can try but it just comes out like pathetic Does this mean I’m a fagHow can I change it
Covid wasn't that bad yet we still had panic buying, empty shelves and supply issues with some people fighting in the aisles. But no, stocking up on some food so I can avoid all that when war or climate change inevitably fucks things up is craaaaaazy
>>225009861Is there anyone in your country that isn't moving to fucking florida? Whats the appeal of that shithole?
>>225009639reality: you are the victim that gets tortured to death until old age
>>225009849kek hes based
>>225009867Its a sign you're close to having a strokeyeah go on and make your wank joke
>>225009884Hot and sticky Like my balls
>>225009880ok
>>225009413like i said, there is almost nothing in her life that should make her do any of that.
>>225009766the first few times robocop kicked the door down it was quite fun but then it just wound me up. eventually hit a bonus which was 40x but I was 200 spins in the hole. played the piggybank game for a bit after that but couldn't get into the bonus then took my begging bowl to mega fire blaze roulette and hit a lifesaver fire blaze number to save the session. time to put my feet up after a solid day's work
>>225009880I will provide for my family when the time comes. You can count on that.You're prey btw.
>>225009833Are you a Vlad or a Pajeet?
have it on good authority that man city are to be dissolved and their assets split between the other teams in the top 4 leagues
>>225009867>guys i just realised i can’t shoutcunts just realised he's not the dragonborn
>>225009921he's an autist
covid conspiracy theories were like a sandbox safe space for the brown biomasses who wanted to be a conspiracy theorist but couldn't get on board with the nazis about the jews so they settled for bill gates microchip vaccine shit
>>225009867practice. it's the same principal as singing
>>225009956*principle
>>225009902Source?Oh who am I kidding you're going to run away and never have to face consequences for spreading lies
free from toilberg's abominable coils for a mere 60 hours
>>225009921I'm just asking you to use your brain mate, how are you simultaneously saying Russia is a dying, losing failure of a country and also a mega threat to the entire west?
STRIP THEM ALL
>>225009962embarrasses at that please pretend i never posted
>>225009969Is google broken?
>>225009845Yeah I just listened to the song, didn't know they sang on it. That's pretty cool. Yanka Rupkina the one I mentioned was part of the famous Mystery of Bulgarian Voices ensemble. One of their songs is on that golden disk that was sent to space in the 70s. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9iU_1O54RQ&t=1s
the porn stockpile
>>225009995oh mate...
>>225009980I didn't say they were dying. You added that yourself.
don't like them foreigners and am keen to keep england englishbut i'd probably marry a paki girl & convert to islam if she told me to
i bet scousers would be shameless enough to do an open top bus parade celebrating the titles they get given
>>225009983can i actually claim thiswould be funny
things i like:- sausages- cats
skies gone a eerie red and orange colourend times are near feels like...
rorke>yeah i love larping as a warrior in the upcoming race war where literally everyone else is exterminated... any day now you dumb brown biomass also rorke>lmao these idiots actually had fun on the internet talking about bill gates making microchips and spread misinformation about mass death from the virus what mongs am i right
>>225010025If they would get rid of the prohibitions on alcohol and pork I would convert tomorrow
>>225010018It wasn't specifically about you, but natomongs are somehow spinning both plates
>>225010025human is fishislam is watercome to the water and be comfy
>>225010025no, you convert her to Christianity
making an arrangement
>>225009983why does it stop at 2023? everything they've won after is also illegitimate
>>225009983Strip Chelsea too. Spurs won the 16/17 season
>>225010003covid got a bit lonely for you, eh
>>225010052Right, so you're arguing against yourself. Enjoy I guess.
giving it a go
>>225010049why?what about islam do you like
>>225009980good postit's bizarre how russia is conveniently both of those things
>>225010039FUCKi KNEW i should've stockpiled foodlad who lives on a newly purchased home on a busy road, please take me in
The girl at Subway smiled at me. Going to go back tomorrow morning for breakfast heh.
>>225010145>>225010145
>>225010101Its very simpleAll you have to do is recite the shahada and you're a member A religon for grugs and im a grug meself
>>225010039sky round mine was like that yesterday spooked mespooked me good
