fode edition
horse subedition
Was stuck on the bog for over 45 minutes trying to poo and I bled everywhere. It not right lads.
>can't eat pork>cut my dick off >carry a little rug there's 0 chance I'm doing any of this especially giving up pork and cutting me 4skin off
turkish girl feet
actually look outside rnis a bit of a weird yellowy red
>>225010178up your fibre intake. it'll be like opening a tap
Friday night. No plans. No mates. No reason to live. On the /brit/. And I wouldn't have it any other way :)
heard a genuine antisemitic rant in the hostel by a danish dude in front of like 5 peoplewas a surreal moment
>>225010178get yourself some fibre mate, mission carb balance wraps, 14g of fibre per wrap for 125kcal
>>225010192turkish girl arse sex cause she's saving her virginity for her turkish husband
why is gyaldempedo obsessed with suicide
foreign spambots be like:What is you're opinion on Burnham so far;&?MegaChudette: DISGUSTING!!BritishBullDog1966: DEATH PENALTY!MakeBritainGreatAgain: Traitor, only Restore can save Britain (strong arm emoji)
got sore nipples
>>225010215wassup holmes
here's your turkish gf sir
>>225010193called autumn mateyou know, like seasons and all thathappens every 9 months like
If you're reliant on dietary fibre for clean bowel movements it's because your gut is fucked up. Fix that. Now.
Tracy Beaker stockpile
golden brown, texture like sun
>>225010261how
>>225010248>autumnit was 24 degrees today
what's a gacha daily
>>225010248blud just arrived in a small boat
>>225010288autism simulator
>>225010248dont you mean 12 months
Autumn Falls
i'm sensitive
>>225010288collecting resources, mostly
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SJ6-SUvvWt4
autumn only lasts for 2 weeks
had a lovely salad just now to end the horrifically bad junk food bingefeel loads better but I do have a slice of chocolate cake waiting for me downstairs...
pissing kefir out my willy
>>225010274Red onion tea. Every morning. Piping hot. You will get used to it.
>>225010335Is your gimmick to write like a 90 year old widow
they're all around us
>>225010145the bulls in blue :)
big fan of chives me. put them on everything
>>225010359screaming
My fav Autumn track https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXsZJzg2yTA
>>225010336sydney had the better jeans commercial
Autumn Voyage
>>225010321ok so that's a pornstar
>>225010365114 charges. Jesus, Mary and Joseph. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
>>225010368love them on my scrambled eggs ngl
>>22501019110 years in prison if you say that here
>>225010350sc
>>225010039Same here. Looks lovely.
>>225010383Sadie doesn't have downs face
>>225010368same lad got a big pack from amazon
Binley Mega Dinghy..funny!
>>225010359source: trust me bro
>>225010401got the fraiser on
>>225010402where?
>>225010384inefficient
>>225010336that dirty smile, what a little sexpot
It's Autumn in England.
The sky is turning redReturn to power draws nearFall into me, the sky's crimson tearsAbolish the rules made of stone
>>225010399nothingburger
It's herehttps://voca.ro/17Y2TACCoIW6
3 months until Christmas!!!
>>225010445bongistan
gained 2kg over the past couple weeks, all it took was a pizza and a few biscuitseat clean and stay safe out there
>>225010415grow them in my garden me. they take over a big patch of flowerbed so i eat them all til they die off for winter
>>225010427WAAHHH AFRICANS WOULD NEVER!
>>225010387lolcant believe they dedicated an entire 3 months of the year to autism
>>225010427This is the mental prowess of leftypol
am i supposed to know what 2KG is now? Whats that in stone please
>>225010475Time for depression!
>>225010486gonna open a pork BBQ there, come stab me
>>225010489need to stay active and eat healthy at my age or kgs just sneakily pile on. absolute shite
>>225010483Christmas in England.
It's gonna be a Dark Winter for Europe.
health anxiety and crippling ocd have absolutely have absolutely destroyed my life. Suffered as long as I can remember. Ruined my formative years which has had a massive knock on effect. never told a soul though, not even my parents. don’t want any diagnosis or labels. strong and silent type me
>>225010511your gullibility is led by your racism
>grow them in my garden
>>225010543mmhmm
>>225010483mental
>>225010538when was this, 30 years ago
>>225010170love how shes maximized the contact between her fanny and the saddle
>>225010551well it ruined your life and you're blabbering on about it to strangers on the internet so you're not strong nor silent are you runt boy
>>225010563The Frozen Churches of England.
>>225010582Brrrrrr
>>225010559having a garden isn't tarq you dirty pikey
how do you get a job with no degree, no car and no experience?
>>225010538no snow this year. el nino
>>225010489put on 15kg during winter last year through no fault of my ownneed to avoid that this year but love to get absolutely steaming at the weekend so cant win really
>>225010602don't know x
tfw no autumn gf
>>225010602a firm handshake
>>225010590nice touch with the gherkin
>>225010602Lower your expectations and grind for a few years at a call centre and you've practically made it
>>225010615wokes done that to you m8
>>2250106021 shower1 haircut1 smileevery single day
>>225010636alri Amer
>>225010615did the sameI'm losing it again but it's going slower than it did last year fuck me
>>225010374Interestingly enough there's a house-y remix of this song with beautiful vocals made by 3 Chairs which is legendary Detroit ensemble - Kenny "Moodymann" Dixon Jr, Theo Parrish, Rick Wilhite, and Marcellus Pittman but you can't find it online for copyright reasons but I have it of course.
i fuck arses
>>225010647how do you have a haircut every day
>>225010625old people and nons when they have to wait more than 0.0000000000000001 second for the tesco man to approve their self checkout
it's time to kill ourselves
let's jump on 3
>>225010602stand on a street corner in a dodgy part of town wearing a jockstrap a leather jacket and nothing else
>>225010365>>225010477>>225010561>>225010590Honestly the fact that you’ve decided to dedicate hundreds if not thousands of hours of your free time to making posts alluding to black men and black men’s penises is extremely sad. Your OCD must be crippling.
>>225010625I know that video, cat is looking at a kid with downsyndrome
>>225010634xx
>>2250106841
Kneel to our future Fuhrer
Remember when ziedy posted that incoherent vocaroo where he was just babbling like a spastic into the microphone? Weird stuff. proper demented freak.
>>225010632recently been through a breakup, mebeen feeling off
>>22501072023!
what's the point of toiling when we will all be dead by AI and/or war in like 2 years anyway?
>>225010707he just loves black willies lad lay off him
/brit/ gimmicks immediately die the moment you try to branch it out and create an expanded universe with vocaroos and podcasts, nobody cares
I miss the gherkin ai stuff 2bh
This will be YOU in a few short weeks. Christmas pints with the long lost Toilfu.
Manchester City have been relegated to the National League
>>225010707where did i mention black men in those posts mate?
>>225010748im gonna become a thief and do high level heists for jewels and things
just made rock, paper, scissors in Python there lads
*Mousey walks in wearing his velour 'Juicy' trackie bottoms*
>Members of the Sinaloa cartel (Mexico) have been arrested in Warwickshire, England and a “meth lab” was discovered during the raids.Mousey building himself a drug empire i see
How do you spend weekends when you have no friends or gf?
>>225010766purpp
>>225010765roz sex
>>225010807I do a lot of brooding
>>225010807alone obviously
>>225010807i pace up and down the incel flat
>>225010807wankingwatch tv shows
genuinely haven’t deployed a single bit of code at work for over a year that wasn’t at least 95% derived from ai programming is dead af skill for the vast majority of industry
>>225010793prolly make me buss
>>225010822
>>225010803in 10 or so years they'll be running my country i reckon.
>>225010807bouldering
taking a stinking shite on my stinking dirty toilet in my newly purchased house on a busy main road
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC2ZY2loo74made this song about me haha
>>225010807tomorrow i will be going to a museum and then the gym
>>225010878boring bastard museum? season ticket holder?
>>225010826but i learned something and that's priceless
>>225010807gymtoil, vidya, cinema and of course wanking
more people are killed through assisted dying in Canada than there are murdered by guns in the US lol
hope the price of petrol keeps rising fuck cagers
>>225010853The Revolut IPO was the last chance saloon for the British programmer. It's over now.
>>225010891dunelm
>>225010891i'll be having fun outside. what will you be doing?
>>225010905Runtoid
Another IDF solider has committed suicide...
>>225010901mad how a canadian is being convicted for assisting suicide, by selling a legal substancehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9j3dgxl8j58o
>>225010921wanking, possiblyplaying video games, then a little bit more wanking
>>225010878Can i come?it takes 3hours to fly there, i need british friends
speaking of museums heres amelia earharts arse from night at the museum
I like visiting museums but if I have to wait in a cue or there's a giant crowd inside I'd rather not.
Rate my UK flat prep I'm in a 3-bedroom flat in the UK, with access to a flat roof. Household also includes 2 adult Ragdoll cats and a toy poodleDrinking/potable water: 97.5 litres50 litres of utility water, stored primarily for toilet flushing/sanitation\- Oats\- Rice\- Pasta/spaghetti/lasagne\- Lentils\- Chickpeas\- Baked beans\- Black beans\- Tuna\- Tomato/lentil soups\- Other tinned foods\- Pesto\- Meal sauces\- Stock/OXO cubes\- Cornflour\- Chia seeds\- Milled flaxseed\- Honey\- Blackcurrant jam\- Raspberry jam\- Tea\- Instant hot chocolate\- Almond milk\- Cranberry juice\- Dark chocolate\- Biscuits/snacks/salted sticks\- Salt\- A ridiculous amount of herbs and spices
>>225010945fantastic poo arse
>>225010945Girls from kansas dont have arses like this
>>225010961what the fuck, lad?
rorke getting knocked over by a fleeing suspect and going "hey what's the big idea?"
>>225010961where is the meat?
>>225010945grow up
>>225010934Would feel significantly less sympathy if it were a real soldier.
anyone used psilium husk before
>>225011007i am a silly umhusk
all the sperg gimmicks and personalities of the past on here have vocarooed or started a stream and they almost always have the same mdidle class, home counties, spergy lispy voice
>The mother of a British victim of poison seller Kenneth Law has said his death and the way that he died had "destroyed" their family.her son willingly researched, purchased, and consumed the poison. he is not a victim.
>>225010901Starmer and his evil ilk tried to push this shit here fuck the lot of them
>>225011025actual scream
just absolutely fucked it beyond belief. what I have just done will probably haunt me for the rest of my fucking life. I feel like a secondary person looking at myself right now, it feels like an out of body cosmic fuck up.
Yeah, the gear's tremendousPacks so loud I need ear defendersI went Cali for the bud and a suntanBut flew back home 'cause the beer's horrendous
>>225010770Emptyhiad tings
>>225010990my trousers
>>225011039KAHTEEM APPROXIMATELY A YEAR AGO
>>225010877
Need shappi corsandi on taskmaster
space station about to pass over
that's ChatGPT using my first name again without it having a way of knowing it
>>225011029Name one
>>225011039well go on share the details
>>225011058Looks like one of those AI pictures heatherpaedo would post
>>225011069employed woman
>>225011039me after wanking to tranny last night
>>225011065post the per crapita results then you queer
>>225011065she must be pretty lethal
>>225011047love these geezers >>225011052youre eating chuna at least buy some chicken
Andy Burnham has announced the government is slowly phasing out meat production in the UK with hopes of meat no longer being sold in supermarkets by 2035
>>225011068find it worrying that a future superintelligent AI will know every detail about its usersto an extremely finite level
>>225011047i'll open up his ears if he didn't quite hear me your man got shelled on big bang theory
have hundreds of thousands in savings but have to pretend to have a job and not have much else in person
cute little but round bumssmall bums that are perky and jigglybubble butts
>>225010934Bruno Fernandes missing since September 13th last seen at old trafford. Can you confirm this subject is the same as recorded?
A seismic day for English football.
>>225011101Good. Cars next
>>225011101why are they like this
>>225011093Not quite fair that women can lay down like this because they dont have a cock and ballsIt looks very comfortable but men cant do it because of our bollocks
>>225011100>>225011107bars
nth for the baddiedem
blud will just make up shit on the spot and the retards here swallow it all up
>>225011101did the retard intentionally twist a story about meat import bans from Brazil to make it look like he wanted to ban all meat? Grow up spastic
>>225010961why would you keep animals in a flat
The Bulgarian bores the fuck out of me.
>>225011157love 'em
>>225011039what have you gone and done
>>225010170Wtf I love her now
COME ON AND SLAMAND WELCOME TO THE JAM
Reminder under the law currently in force, Canada is scheduled to allow eligibility for MAID where a person’s sole underlying medical condition is a mental illness starting March 17, 2027. Expect those numbers to skyrocket.
but, um, gloria excel
>>225011157Lust destroys menThink on
>>225011065how does that maid keep getting jobs wtf
>>2250102090 replies though I mean what does that say about your life other than you being a miserable coper shit life boy
got a cold bokkle of beer waiting for me
>>225011173don't worry I'm leaving in a bit
>>225011093pov small boat cronem talking about his north sea odyssey
>>225011071the ex who I still love and occasionally talk to phoned me (outright phone call), because she's very worried about scammers and AI or some shit. I assured her that kind of stuff won't work on me, don't worry. but she went on being very tender and saying she would never want me to get scammed, she still cares for me (not exactly that but she basically said that), it was very emotional. so after the phone call I sent her a voice message in a fake indian accent telling her to send me her bank details and tit pics. she got extremely angry and said I'm a heartless dismissive prick and seems to have blocked me.
>>225011195who cares moron
is crippling ocd like that constantly exciting or excruciatingly boring
>>225011039you had a wank with the headphones not plugged in properly
>>225011219made up but extremely funny nonetheless well done
>>225011218downstairs update?
Married men who use escorts are just scum tbqhNothing wrong with shagging prostitutes if you're single but men who spend that much time trying to hide it from their wives are just scum
>>225011219ROAR
>>225011195eugenics
>>225011233i do fuck you
>>225011195>>225011065literally whats the problem with this, like 80% of the people dying are subhumans and boomers, it's like eugenics.
>>225011260what if their wives are fat pigs that won't shag them and treat them like a walking wallet they are disgusted by?
>>225011252mental healths :/
Bet on a hot day his bollocks will be swinging from beneath it like a pendulum
Proverbs 31:6-7 6 Let beer be for those who are perishing, wine for those who are in anguish!7 Let them drink and forget their poverty and remember their misery no more.
put me anywhere on gods green earth i'll triple my worth
>>225010559Remember that time Brit has a meltdown for months because mousey has a garden and shed and you don't >>225010572You don't need to do that with horses you beta cuck virgin freakzoid
bloody basterd bitch
Violent arrests by police are taking place at a rally of thousands of germans protesting mandatory military service
>>225011279they are all white subhumans and boomers though
20 year old brother - out drinking, shagging, living life25 year old me - sitting at home eating a Chinese with mum and dadThey must hate me ahahahha
>>225011296oh he peekin
>>225011242we don't know if we've done this. we don't know how many times we may have done so.
>>225011289
>>2250113016 7
>>225011294:((
wonder how the lad whose brother went to uni is doing
>>225011289The men are the problem for letting them get like that.
>>225011322Why didn't you go with him? I took my brother with me when he was younger
remember when zoomers discovered that breakdancing m&m video and thought it was the funniest thing ever
Current season of taskmaster is shockingly bad. What happened?
i'm gay
>>225011372no
ash sarkar was looking thicc on QT last night
>>225011376dunno i'm not a 65 year old woman
>>225011377Well done zieldberg but mousey is here for your UK flag too yeh? Nun you can do
>>225011296looks like he's already in a mental ward
>>225011383reckon she does large braps?
just woke up
Mental how grim /brit/ is on a Friday night. All the losers in tonight. Good job I'm just pre-drinking and will be out in 15 minutes. Nonetheless I did not enjoy my pre-drinks with you tonight.
>i'm gay
>>225010538is this cantshagbury
>>225011423mosi mosi
time for my yearly dragons dogma run. guess I'll be a mage -> sorcerer for once, something different. the pawn however will as always be my black waifu (likely hired once and given poor ratings by the end of my run).
>>225011426>All the losers in tonightrudewhy don't you take some of the lads out
Well that's not good!
/brit/ slowly devolving into weekend /shit/ unfunny toilmongs out of their cage until late sunday night
>>225011461
>>225011448im so tired i feel like poop
>>225011435It's Lincoln
mental health isn't real
>>225011476literally this whole thread
What kind of cans should I get tonight?
>>225011467got a week off actually so you'll have to put up with me until the sunday after
hopefully zieldberg is self harming in real life right now if not then soon. and if he is then suicide soon instead
no no you dont understand, you see I pay my pension every month with a salary sacrifice under the workplace pension scheme, and my employer matches my contribution and even adds extra sometimes.why? well, you know. He...*stares at ground*
>>225011484*bzzst*
>>225011426Post smells of insecurity DESUWe know you'll be on later after you have an underwhelming night and inevitably get too drunk
Wish I was tall and handsome so I could fuck tons of hot girls!Ive only ever fucked fat girls :/
>>225011532Follow the flowchart and the rest will look after itself. There's a good lad.*pats you on the belly*
>>225010803lavate los manos
just absolutely adore catbergs
>>225011507prove it
back in the day we used to set our online status to invisible on MSN or facebook on friday nights so it looked like we were out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztmYGrVaIaclater lads
>>225011578trust the plan
>>225011601miss MSNmiss AIM miss old youtubemiss old google
get the state pension means tested
>>225011564i wouldn't complain
>>225011532now work becomes my bank
>>225011618miss old everything xx
>>225011183CORRRRRRRRR GYAL X BADDIEDEMcaught a Kait stream a few days ago, hope she's back in the twitch groove
[canned laughter]
>>225011578>pension
free money from toilberg? i'd be stupid to refuse an offer like that..
https://files.catbox.moe/9qnvfy.mp4
twily quiche still missing 2026
>>225011657irish alfred
Free money from the His Majesty's Government? I'd be a fool to refuse an offer like that
le autistic OCD runt from reddit giving life advice you totally need to follow
addicted to poo posting the family message group help
i want to have sex loads of times
Going to come back after rolling a ciggy to check for those posts deleted Changing IP and reporting them more agro if they're not. I have no captcha GBP to lose>>225011658Soon>>225011622Made for BBC
>>225011682as long as it's not pension contributions remember that's a scam
>>225011647Another victim the bastards got me a few weeks back
>>225011707>>225011707
Put a bit of food in your mouth. Then fill your mouth with a swig of Coca-Cola. That carbonation breaks the food down. Swallow the lot. Digest it. You know the rest.
>>225011701with women?
look I know its WW3 and inflation is 15% this year but I'm making up for it by increasing your pension contribution by 1.5% so you can buy a couple of freddos in 2070 if you survive the radiation
>>225011708>no Holy
>>225011203I'm lust free rn
>>225011376idk i gave up after episode 2they do too many. take a year off
>>225011644why did you reply to yourself
