roy edish
£2 a litre diesel? don't worry about it, toilberg has me covered
Look I know its WW3 and inflation is 14% this year but I'm making up for it by increasing your pension contribution by 1.5% so you can buy a couple of freddos in 2070 if you survive the radiation
>>225011707what happened to her?
keep repeating gay porn because ive got mental illness gay porngay porngay porn
>>225011708for me it’s the wahoo
hope roy's knee will be ok
hello
Thank you for your services in being a great customer service agent for greggs online. I'm matching your pension contribution out of our budget because you sold the most sausage rolls this month. Enjoy your pension big guy
egg
wayne roy knee
>>225011777“nigga” thinks he adele
>>225011756https://voca.ro/1cD6LiclkN7h
>>225011781sc
That fit girl is white cock only
rare evening eggposting spotted
>>225011777hiya x
gay porn knee
Is this ok to wear to a PIP assessment?
>>225011783
We need more love in this world.Who's with me?And no, I don't mean the gay kind...
>>225011756Can we at least stop pretending like zieldberg has OCD and isn't just too far gone forever and should be gone from Brit
>>225011798roar
gay porn knee grow
mpreg
Congratulations you've reached retirement! And your employers for all 50 years of your working life have matched your contributions every month, so you have about £3 million! Now if you excuse me I just need to get my laptop out of my car and we'll give you that big juicy pension*tires screeching in the distance*
same deliverbooze man as yesterday
the russian harem
love gay porn me
molly percocet
under the water there are trapshidden depths
Dont like how in mass effect only the dialog options at the top of wheel and the bottom of the wheel give morality pointsWhy doesnt the neutral one in the middle also confer points into a different bar separate from paragon and renegade?Wish there was a mod that fixed this
finished serving my 3 day ban for politics because i posted a thumbnail of a twitter screenshot (the original post was not banned)
Travel in your twenties.Retire in your thirties.Nothing else matters.
Infitity bomalians
gay love porn me
>>225011842Wish a fit girl would try to rape me and make me mpregnant with her tight fpussy fit sex sexo sexy with the vacuum action airtight seal
>>225011896
dude where's my pension?
>>225011869do you actually or are you just trying to fit in?
>>225011907
>>225011746looks like a chav so probably died homeless with a needle and cock in her arse at the same time
>>225011867so this is russia's so called hybrid war
>>225011933Look lush that
right up the chocolate bonbon factory
>>225011932you monster
im twerkin my nigga arse im twerkin my nigga arseim twerkin my nigga arse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbCaptV509glaughed so hard at this would definitely get arrested doing this now at work
I bleed it outthroat a dilly cos i'm secretly gay
>>225011889Is this what that song is about by the talking heads>>225011933>Bh-tachyon!!That post is gonna hit different if/when you see the thicc tachyon video on YT shorts
Taylor Swift officially releases "The Life of a Showgirl Encore", featuring 4 new dogshit tracks.
None of u would care if I was dead Or alive
why are Americans so gay ok
>>225011986give us nothing queen
is there anything better than an Asian woman with a big round ass?
>>225011912just a normal bloke
If you didn't take part in "study, party, travel" culture in your teens and early twenties you missed out on the greatest part of life. Life ends at twenty six.
>>225011997whoaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
>>225011986She's going to become a nostalgia act soon like Britney Spears. Can't still be a teen pop star at 40.
>>225012027toilberg increasing pension contributions
>>225011945god i love brits so much
he actually thought his employer was paying for his pension
>>225011998love her lack of energy
its an abstract type of antisemitism
i'm gay as all hell
Wait is the person here that used to work civil service rn posting about pensions Je is a parody of itself indeed
might troon out make life a bit more interesting purely as an ironic observer in my own head of course
my punishment continues to elude me
>>225012027nono there isn't
You're on the phone with your girlfriend, she's upsetShe's going off about something that you said'Cause she doesn't get your humor like I do
>>225011997>libertyThats the evangelical jew worshipping whackadoodle college Bet he's fucking tons of white southern belles with names like emmerson and brayleigh
kickin a nigga while he down
the new normal
Friendship ended with burnhamNow netanyahu is my best friend
pic unrelated
>>225011997Sc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzCaW7hzIQQ
i know you'd like to think your shit don't stain
grandpa used to get invited to a big annual company dinner where they do a presentation on the health of the pension fund
lancashire is the most savage place in britain
yee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuNIsY6JdUw
Any evidence or proof you will be able to withdraw the workplace pension at retirement in 2066?
>>225012137boomers had stability we can only dream of
>>225012130mine doesnt. passed clean through because my diet is good
>>225012112
>>225012150they should put something in that big gap where there's no places
Let desuarchive reflect that homealone was reached for comment on Manchester City's charges and was shifty at first and then refused to comment
>>225012135he has a certain look doesn’t he
breathtaking womanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34RJK1q65zQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y-xIU4KM8s
I really don't understand why people get insurance. The likelihood of you ever needing to take out insurance is practically nil if you just pay attention and take precautions in life. Massive waste of money, its a scam
>>225012112Gayest picture of all time photographer done him dirty
Mousey has the face of a ngga who does not understand even the concept of subtext If it isn't barking in his face he can't grasp it and that has 2 meanings ok and I meant both ok
>>225012135I don't look like that on top >>225012187Well you people would die if you didn't fit in and try hard to all be same so maybe that's the difference or "what I've got" ie "what you don't got"
>>225012198roar
>>225012162it was a company that made observation equipment for tanks and submarines . the only reason that period was economically strong was because it was subsidised by the military industrial complex. that's why we need a WW3
wow so many cats in istanbul
>>225012162Slippery slope into crabs in bucket but thanks for complaining so much and coming on the internet, being lazy and soy
>>225012246ok i will move there !!
imagine in another 10 years how many retard boomers will be clogging up the roads, the supermarkets
>>225012260UM x
friday nightcan't beat it
we support turkey ok !!!
Why can't i stop jerking off to ginger twinks then. I thought I'd do this for a time but now i can't get hard looking at women anymore. Fuck.
can someone clarify the rule about link to nsfw?i got banned once for linking to /gif/ but it happens all the time on blue boards...
>>225012262a drop in the ocean compared to the growing 'mass
>>225012212we all love her here
>>225012218umm just be direct with him then
>>225012277start fapping to text rpgs
>>225012271ah so it rovery katsu
>>225012271Wow it looks like vomit nice yummy
>>225012220Remember this all started because you were baiting for compliments on your looks LOL
*"Richard's score of 9 (1.8PPT) has sent him spiralling down deep into the Baddiel Zone with a series PPT of 2.35. Only Katherine Parkinson and Roisin Conaty have a lower PPT for the series — if Richard keeps going at this level, he will likely match or just sneak under Katherine’s record low score for a 10 episode series of 118 points. Richard has so far earned just 16.49% of all points in this series — only four contestants (Phil Wang, Victoria Coren Mitchell, Katherine Parkinson and Roisin Conaty) have acquired fewer. The worrying thing for Richard (if indeed any of this concerns him) is that he’s doing pretty much the worst in the series by every metric — worst at prize tasks (averaging just 2.00PPT), worst at subjective tasks (2.44PPT), worst at objective tasks (2.27PPT), worst at fastest wins tasks (1.83PPT), worst if you take away live tasks (2.50PPT), worst if you take away prize tasks (2.44PPT), worst if you take away team tasks (2.11PPT), worst in solo filmed tasks (2.30PPT), most number of disqualifications (3), worst per solo task (2.11PPT)… there is a sliver of good news, as in live tasks he’s NOT bottom… he’s second bottom, as his average of 1.75 is fractionally ahead of Nina Conti’s 1.50PPT. As I’ve said earlier in this round-up, there is hope, there HAS to be — many contestants have recovered from a poor start to finish respectably in both their own series and the all-time leaderboard (Kiell Smith-Bynoe, Armando Iannucci, Jason Mantzoukas, Mawaan Rizwan)… maybe we’ll look back on this episode as the nadir, and from here on out it’s nothing but brilliance from Ayoade. Or maybe we’ll all be Chloe, staring at him with barely concealed baffled fury."*
>>225012220you look like the thing from the ring (2002)
Happy Stamford Bridge day
>>225012220What do you look like then?
>>225012196you are very intelligent
>>225012271Corr get the chinkee scranned
mum's having a melty about the house being a state againgirl - it's your mess!
>>225012278you got him mad sall it takes
>>225012315>>225012316>>225012318>>225012320>>225012326could've sw0rn i clicked on /brit/
>>225012305Starting to feel like you make whatever things you want up in your head and believe them
The Black Keys
>>225012191mad how she ended up marrying a woman and beating her up
Remember when Mousey spammed loads of images of his face then played it off as someone hacking his Facebook account god it makes me cringe even now and I'm a fan of the cunt
>>225012338Alri Nick Griffin
>>225012305>>225012315And mousey is attractive desu. And I did 4 captchas for this post
how do i watch volleyball in the uk they only show netball on tv
can hear a dog panting outside
>>225012365Sir Tobias Nettlepiss, Lord of Reggiemouse
Anyone stockpiling food lately?
we have no business in space or at the bottom of the ocean. flying through the sky is pushign it even
>>225012375
>>225012218mousey would demolish you on:horse lawspeter griffinponies + general horse knowledgepokemonsplus a host of other topics
>>225012375haha cheeky little monkey
>>225012365He looks like a 28 year old lesbian
>>225012404been stacking double cheeseburgers
>>225012338Oi Archie, let the bloodie JF's post in peace. Sod off, you daft cunt
>>225012420he’s not the peter poster though he hates family guy
3 years ive been in this flat and i still haven't put any furniture in the living room
>>225012365left mogs right to oblivion
https://files.catbox.moe/9qnvfy.mp4
you are poor in equestria and in real life
>>225012451Family Guy sucks. It's a cheap imitation of the Simpsons.
>>225012420+ Florida law
>>225012489+ mice
>>225012475correcteven a simple moment like this kills Family Guy
A lesbian bar in Massachusetts is facing backlash from some patrons after updating its mask policy to make masks optional on Saturdays.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhH1zWhWWfo
>>225012492wish a paki woman would invite me to the mosque
>>225012492would scream if he got lynched by a pack of rabid muzzies
>>225012492wait what
i subscribe to fascist and incel ideologies
>>225012492the only whites that go to the mosque are the children forced to go by their school or they get reported to police and government
2 inch nob of peeled ginger up the bum for winter
>>225012492Britain was 98% white back when Monty Python was making great films. Shame he has to be treated this way.
catberg on a mad one
saw a /brit/ looking lad at lidl with his black missus earliershe had lovely serpentine features & he looked pretty pallid and balding you love to see it get in their mate
>>225012527
>>225012534my reaction to >>225012520
god please get me out of this hellhole where women say bruv and "man like me"
>>225012512https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjFU98mEem4
>>225012558cute family
>>225012212need to see her being violently but passionately fucked by a BWC
>>225012514You need to convert some of them And this will make some of them stay away from you. Thinking about it, that might make some of them want to talk to you They would probably be inviting you to mosques to convert you which is also fair (you will get pussy)
it looms
>>225012535They will be grateful for it when they are adults
>>225012563spill your tea girlfraaand
what happened to limahl
>>225012603he streams on twitch
>>225012535More like brown onesClearly you were never forced to go to church and it shows
>>225012492
so what's been your favourite /brit/ moment then lads
>>225012630>Clearly you were never forced to go to church and it showsso like everybody under 30sorry that youre a dying millenial
>>225011744I hope you can find good help for your mental illness
>>225012636scraniel doxxed
>>225012636pooey lynx lad
they should make it so you can wank on your own arse
>>225012636Mousey giving EW legal advice based upon Florida law LMAO
I am a defender of the Japanese people
went to AA meeting for the first time tonight and feel like I should rape myself to death
Imagine being an animal or a minor and seeing mousey on top of you like that
>>225012678why
didn’t go to any mosques at school, or hindu temples or nowtdid some as level exams in a synagogue but that wasn’t to learn about jews just using the space
>>225012672What was the post or even what law btw
>>225012492>beating up an old mandoesn't seem right does it?
>>225012636pasta delivery was a good chuckle>>225012658nooo thats mean I felt really bad for him
>>225012699I was a nervous twat who didn't speak well in the group
>>225012636mousey in his prime derailing every single thread getting banned, ban evading, posting the mice, posting the peters, posting the dragons. Hate this stupid website so love people who make an absolute mockery of it.
>>225012694good for him
>>225012720doxxable information this
>>225012678used to go with my mum and sit playing pokemon pearl and eat the biscuitsprobably grimmer as an adult
Fancy a shag?
>>225012720hope he goes to prison
>>225012636When Mousey started spamming selfies, got called ugly and crashed out on his Twitch stream.
>>225012730next time say first I took a drink then...then the drink took me they'll all know what youre talking about
>>225012710EW said after she was dismissed from Gregg's that Mousey tried to help her with legal advice, but it turned out he was reading Florida employment laws thinking they applied to the UK.
>>225012720another example of why cars should be banned
>>225012730i went once and i spoke and all these people talked to me in the smoking area and gave me their numbers and then i went home and got drunk and never went back
>>225012636the most I ever laughed was that Poleaboo t-shirt image because of how stupid it was years ago now, of course
>>225012720screaming, what a fucking MONG
>>225012636gimmick of the year awards 2024 went hard
fucks sake I missed it
>>225012750going to AA with your mum is one of the grimmest things imaginable actually
>>225012636When Spaincunt posted his shit on Christmas day and got BTFO when it got pointed out
my brother has deliberately crashed into someone else’s car while he was road raging with them my mum has informed meIt’s not good
>>225012792why were you here on christmas day to witness it?
rorke stylin
>1 maccies burger, fries + drink>£12.19>+ delivery fee £3.29>+ fees £1.46>total: £16.94such a scam
>>225012806Anybody hurt?
Can’t even talk with lads on here because some little weirdo trys to dox u
>>225012813at least the peacock gave it a go
>>22501282016 isn't that much more than 12. you got off lightly
>>225012835grow up
you're all from UKhahaha doxxed!!!!!
>>225012833his idiot brother, hopefully
in light of the City charges I think Mousey deserves one of their Premier League trophies ok we all know how much he loves football (he can't get enough of it)
>>225012813>jestering for a jeetagrimoid
>>225012636for me it was a microgimmick that lasted no more than 2 threads and I was howling the whole time but doubt anyone else found it as funny as me
>>225012849Go suck ur mum fucking faggot
>>225012868oh you seething
im literally the biggest dupe and goy. would kill for a big rosti paprika fries a smores mcflurry and a guava sprite
>>225012365wormtongue looking ass
>>225012835you literally posted nothing doxxable you wet wipe pussy your brother should run you over in his car as he is wont to do
any fucking screaming man inanyone literally screaming
Doxxing isn't funny, don't do it (I'll report you for doing it itt)
>>225012865mousey is a big magpies man. they never came second in fuck all
>>225012806unironically high T behaviour
the maus
>>225012806uh oh :|
>>225012867
>>225012892I do but because life and existence is very absurd
>>225012882it is doxxable if it appears in local news
my brother has deliberately crashed into someone else’s car while he was road raging with them my mum has informed mereceive text from her today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"fucking hell lads what is wrong with me It’s not good
>>225012910shit gimmick
once you get to my age doxing doesnt matterone of you lads showing up at my door to rape me would actually be a welcome change of pace
>>225012892yes my black bully just kicked me out the house
>>225012813those bollywood dances do look fun
ive been in some surreal brit threads off my head at like 3 am ive seen things you wouldnt believeposts that could have won the nobel literature prizegone like the wind
>>225012882>as he is wont to docan't figure this out>>225012899get him double sleeved graded and displayed on the mantelpiece
>>225012922feel free to drop addy
>>225012813leftypols dad on a normal one
>>225012922So we're looking for England's loneliest man.
>>225012871why do you have a ‘black bully’?
screaming "NIGGAAAAAAAAAA" so hard and loud it's shaking the building and causing it to crumble down
>>225012937idgi he's not even wanking or arsewanking or anything
>>225012955
dont get very much benefit from going outside ngl
that's a woman spreading her arsehole
>>225012953black men had hight test and take it on white men
>>225012967Have you ever tried night walks
>>225012937just gonna laser my shitwhy are there even pubes on his balls and dick when the entire arse is spotlesshow does that work
shan't be hovering over that
>>225012967stopped going outside recently after i realised that i hate it and i hate being around people
Wish I was cockney hate being from north west England I’m a shit accent pussy
They serve biscuits and squash and church. Mix them in your mouth and it tastes like pure nostalgia.
>>225012977seek help
if youre on nofap you simply have to hide thumbnails on 4chanits a must im afraid
>>225012937fucking UM!!
>>225012945cant because the incel flat will go to my parentbergs when i kms so one of my family might end up living here. dont want you guys annoying them
>>225012866>>225012813Somalians fear the English bull>The fringe of Moslem Negroids inhabiting this part of the East African coast is called by the Arabs Ahl Maraim...Like their ancestors, they dislike Europeans personally, and especially fear the Beni Nar, or Sons of Fire,—the English—“hot as the Ingrez,” is in these lands a proverb.
>>225012994i did and now i have a half black brother
its not gay to shag that right
>>225012997what would umberto eco say about this
>>225013011you are fantasising about your mum getting impregnated by a black at quarter to 9 on a friday night
>>225012988cockney is cringe be an RP tarq like me
>>225013028known as the blacking hour
>>225013038babypops
>>225013038>>225013001shut the fuck up retard
>>225012984this is self-care
>>225013043Cockneys are hard and respected Tarqs are little feminine faggots
>>225013062UM x
>>225013038:D::)
>>225013062is that a real deer?
the only people who can split the G are women and gays who have practiced by sucking cock
pullin out the blicky
>>225013062He's rock hard now
>>225013079Diego can do it actually so...
>>225013079powerful take
I messed that up it was supposed to be:D:P:)
>>225012315The "thing" being the girl who the whole film is about
>>225013079Seen a picture of Hitler splitting the g but dunno if it was ai or not
what does split the g mean
>>225013098ummington bear
This gif goes hard
>>225013129nig ga
>>225013129downing the first third of a pint of guiness
>>225013144sc
>>225013142scary >.<
>>225013129Downing it so it lands perfectly in the middle of the Guinness sign
being PM seems piss easy you just order inquiries into stuff thats it
I'm a girl
>>225013144>>225013152neither of these sound right. i'm guessing it's something gross
>>225013000More on Somalians>They appear to be unfitted by nature for intellectual labour...Study, or indeed any tension of the mind, seems to make these weak-brained races semi-idiotic...>The Castilian proverb says that the English woman should be seen at the window, the French woman on the promenade, and the Spanish woman everywhere;—the African woman should be seen nowhere, or in the dark.>Life, to the European so real and earnest, is with them [East Coast Africas] a continued scene of drumming, dancing, and drinking, of gossip, squabble, and intrigue.>Supersubtle and systematic liars, they deceive when duller men would tell the truth. >They lie like Africans, objectlessly, needlessly, when sure of speedy detection, when fact would be more profitable than falsehood; they have not discovered with the civilised knave, that “honesty is the best policy;” they lie till their fiction becomes subjectively fact. With them the lie is no mental exertion, no exercise of ingenuity, no concealment, nor mere perversion of the truth: it is apparently a local instinctive peculiarity. And they are treacherous as false; with them the salt has no signification, and gratitude is unknown even by name.
>>225013210the guiness one is the truth sir
>>225013210Post the US presidents wearing these people's hats meme
>>225013210
>drumming, dancing, and drinking, of gossip, squabble, and intrigue/brit/ type shit
gg ferkin ez
>>225013186really? weird i would have never guess
new>>225008311>>225008311>>225008311
+3 to my postscounts
thats not the new
>>225013273cheeky
real new>>225010145>>225010145
>>225013283thats cheating
>>225013273cannot believe this
new>>225013311>>225013311>>225013311
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>>225013343noo
>>225013236yeah i owe him an apology
okay stop messing aroundactual new>>225012163>>225012163>>225012163
+1 to my postcounts
Brushy One String Has ReturnedWith His Hit SingleChicken In The Corn
>>225013342>>225013342>>225013342
+1 to my repliescount
>>225013302+1 to my postscount
