stockport pyramid edition
pink horse
Old school gangster Range Rover not like the new ones
(8) who got that hydrowho got that light greenwho got that bobby brownwho got bin laden weed (8)
>>225013342what kind of sinister rituals go on in that?
Hannah Fry Sex Arse
on my way to the old
>Climber dies after falling 60m on Spanish mountainsideevil bradders.jpeg
Favourite YouTube sponsor?
>>225013374never you mind :)
+3 to my postscount
>>225013366
>>225013374;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWySUiNNHG0
who's the most famous person from your hometown
Postscount status?
>>225013418comic book writer
>>225013418my brother has deliberately crashed into someone else’s car while he was road raging with them my mum has informed meIt’s not good
screaming at poo
>>225013418spaino
>>225013418ELLIOT page
got the windows open tonightbloody lovely this cold airthe interior humidity will go mental when i do one weird trick at 6am tomorrow (close the windows again)
my brother has deliberately crashed into someone else’s car while he was road raging with them my mum has informed meIt’s not good
Feeling despondent
new £20 leather jacket findget innn
I have 27.5k posts now
>>225013394I like rocket money because there are actual retards out there that don't notice monthly subscriptions they are still paying for
this one's for the poo screamers, the dreamers
Sodium nitrite was also the focal-point of the McCarthy et al. v Amazon lawsuit alleging that Amazon knowingly assisted in the deaths of healthy children by selling them "suicide kits" as Amazon's "frequently bought together" feature recommended buying sodium nitrite, an antiemetic, and a suicide instruction book together.
>>225013458the jackeeeeet
>>225013464medals in the post
>>225013472cor i was gonna off myself with that back in the daybought it from this ukrainian geezer
>>225013428northampton detected>>225013448real hollywood vibes
>>225013237sorry, don't know what that is >>225013245okay i see it now, thanks
Getting double penetrated blacked by dread and Jason luv
Lad I knew at school got raped by multiple boys on a trip and now he's a drag queen
>>225013511grow up
>>225013464it works out to 20.81 posts per day since you started (05 Feb 2023)pathetic quite frankly
>>225013511call your mother now and quote this post
>>225013512that boy was you wasn't it
>>225013534she'd be jealous
>>225012942Wont is an older, I guess you could say retired English word that isn’t very common anymoreExample: “It was his wont to stop by the bakery every evening on his walk home, until the business closed”Here’s an explanation of the etymology- it turns out the word has Germanic roots:”accustomed," Middle English contraction of Old English wunod, past participle of wunian "to dwell, inhabit, exist; be accustomed, be used to," from Proto-Germanic *wunen "to be content, to rejoice" (source also of Old Saxon wunon, Old Frisian wonia "to dwell, remain, be used to," Old High German wonen, German wohnen "to dwell;" related to win (v.) and wean), from PIE root *wen- (1) "to desire, strive for." The original meaning of the Germanic verbs was "be content, rejoice."
>>225013373
>>225013511it's dred, not dread
Wonder what Rorke's up to
>>225013550Gregg
got gangblacked in greggs
>>225013553hes wanking his willard, as he is wont to do
https://xhtotal.com/videos/im-gonna-cum-super-horny-18yo-ebony-latina-begging-for-my-dick-xhAMWUP
just not clicking it are we
A Rorke, Gangblacked
Yes he's a tranny
getting gangblacked in greggs, as i am wont to doyou get the idea
remember gregg wallace poster
eating a YAM
>>225013511really?>>225013512is that true?>>225013515grow up?>>225013533does it?>>225013534will he?>>225013540how so?>>225013541how so?
might download grindr and make a fake account to see whos gay in my town
alek yerbury sex arse
>>225013579looks like ray orbison
>>225013488+3 to my postscount+1 to my replies count
That one nigga you can't take anywhere
if you got gangblacked would you report it?
>>225013593good idea
>>225013589question time over here
>>225013565Putler has no answer for this baka....
A parliament of blacks just raped my nan
+1 to my postscount+1 posts to my postscount
it's about time /brit/ got questioned
you have 0 gp in old school runescape and 0 posts on desuarchive
>>225013608>Mabruki is the type of the bull-headed negro, low-browed, pig-eyed, pug-nosed, and provided by nature with that breadth and power, that massiveness and muscularity of jaw, which characterise the most voracious carnivors. He is at once the ugliest and the vainest of the party: his attention to his toilette knows no limit. His temper is execrable, ever in extremes, now wild with spirits, then dogged, depressed, and surly, then fierce and violent. He is the most unhandy of men, he spoils everything entrusted to him, and presently he will be forbidden to engage in any pursuit beyond ass-leading and tent-pitching.
Wonder what Jeff is doing now that the Ethiopian civil war is back on...
>>225013638No
toby ummy
yes nigga I’m black
>>225013649he's in your country atm isnt he
>>225013658
>>225013638I have at least 1gp in old school and GP in my collection box in RuneScape and have lots of items (some have gone up since I left)
>>225013549stole that from earl sweatshirt
>>225013669bet this goes hard in Cluj Napoca
A gangblack of owls just nested in my nan's outbuilding
>>225013680= 0 gp though
>>225013658yes nigga he's black
eating marshmallows. I'm able to do it
>>225013670You're a mug
>>225013692hooting
>>225013670based whoremaxxer
0 gay porn
my dad 6’6 stocky and massive jawSome reason I only got to 5’11 and no jaw
>>2250136942 = 1It isn't log(2) because counting starts from 1. GP = 0 though
if bill gate drop he gay porn he lose more to pick up he gay porn
nth for the holodem
+1 to my gay porn count
what would you do if your dad trooned outgenuinely don't knowwould want to disown him but wouldn't want to hurt him like that
>>225013699free country innit>>225013713mums short thenher fault
TIL when Bill Gates co-founded "Microsoft" he only had $11 dollars to his name. When the founders got their pay stubs, the first thing that Paul Allen bought was a car. Bill Gate picked and up a £50 note lost money doing it
>>225013701Quiet virgin
poster below me is a pedo
you have no fire cape, no barrows gloves, no dragon defender, no fighter torso, no graceful, no graceful recolour, no rune pouch, no imbued slayer helm, no quest cape, no achievement diary cape, no poh with a pool and jewellery box, no decent slayer level, no boss kc, no zulrah kc, no vorkath kc, no raids kc, no cg kc, no useful pets, no decent clue log, no meaningful collection log, no banked skilling supplies, no cash stack, no spare bonds, no decent gear upgrades, no maxed combat stats, no 99s, no friends on the friends list, no clan, no one to raid with
I don't like titanfall it's fucking DOGSHIT
The women are too fitThey need to be required by law to wear clothes that cover all of their bodies But even then they will still be very fit
Paul Allen has deliberately crashed into someone else’s car while he was road raging with them Bill Gate has informed meIt’s not good
>>225013726immediately post about it here and get told to blog on
>>225013734Really bizarre post
+1 to my postscount
man city have been relegated
pay bankers footballers wages
>>225013754s
This post is for the pooers, the screamers, the late night howlers
>>225013734lovely gimmick
>>225013715saw this on a frube
>>225013608Nigga heil Hitler
>>225013374
>>225013754scrm
Bill "Gay Porn" Gates
>>225013748>you have no fire cape, no barrows gloves, no dragon defender, no fighter torso, no graceful, no graceful recolour, no rune pouch, noEEEEE. Slayer is Reddit I got 5000 kills on zukrah and other bosses on an rsps (I got to 2nd place on the leaderboards and then got banned)Private servers are better nowadays than Jagex btw
>>225013734
my life a bill gates fact
the stockport pyramid is a covert cheadle trojan horse
>In my time no honest Hindi Moslem would take his women-folk to Zanzibar on account of the huge attractions and enormous temptations there and thereby offered to them. Debauched women prefer negroes on account of the size of their parts. I measured one man in Somali-land who, when quiescent, numbered nearly six inches. This is a characteristic of the negro race and of African animals; e.g. the horse; whereas the pure Arab, man and beast, is below the average of Europe; one of the best proofs by the by, that the Egyptian is not an Asiatic, but a negro partially white-washed. Moreover, these imposing parts do not increase proportionally during erection; consequently, the "deed of kind" takes a much longer time and adds greatly to the woman's enjoyment. Rorke on the ropes
>>225013789would eat her shite
The battle for Britain 2026
gay porn this gay porn that. how about you
dropped my coffee in tesco and the security nigga laughed at me
>>225013814quite cheadlesque
rorke buying his da a one way flight to juba
Don't think I got any combat 99s except range
>>225013817>mudslime "history"
>>225013658Put me up brotha, I'm game
Writing up a little plan for the weekend on Google Sheets.
my mind is buzzing with gay porn this, gay porn that. rorke, leftypol... I'm entering a flow state
>>225013859can you go back to the swedish thread, your posts are dogshite but i dont want to filter horseswede
>>225013372these are best ones. it's why jaecoo copied them. they didnt copy that blocky piece of shit you posted
i, gay porn
5000 fake zulrah kc. #2 on a fake leaderboard. banned from a fake server. 0 real kc. 0 real gp. 0 real rank. 99 cope. 99 delusion. 0 jagex accounts. 1 admin who finally got sick of you. looool
Dostoyevsky on the death of his infant daughter.
think ive got breast cancerleft nipple is really swollen and warm and tender
>>225013418extremely doxxable info because i'm from a small town and went to school with a guy who made it into professional baseball
>>225013881>horse history
>£20 leather jacketDoes. Not. Exist.
>>225013912
>>225013912that's him sent to lumbridge
>>225013918corr lucky. tell god i look forward to meeting him
>>225013920This is your boyfriend
>>225013919>baseballnot famous here tho
not horny at all. yet in 20 minutes i'll be on a bus to goon central
beautiful love herlive for her
>>225013690>How does he know i'm from Cluj Napoca?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UAC2qkcrDY
>>225013937yeeah might be the end for meat least ill die happy knowing i invented poo barms
is it?
>>225013913
>>225013945fusroDAH
>>225013956what bus service is that then
>>22501398625
>>225013908LOOOL who gives a fuck about jaecooFucking pip car
>>225014003scr
>>225013945
anna de villes got a 3hr non stop gangbang out
might go to bed in a minute
>>225013859Englishman:>Sir Richard Francis Burton (19 March 1821 – 20 October 1890) was a British explorer, army officer, writer and scholar.[1][2] He was famed for his travels and explorations in Asia, Africa and South America, as well as his extensive >Burton's writings are unusually open and frank about his interest in sex and sexuality. His travel writing is often full of details about the sexual lives of the inhabitants of areas he travelled through. That specific passage is actually a footnote talking about The One Thousand and One Nights, which he was the first to translate into English. He is clarifying this bit from the book when the Sheik gets cuckholded by a black genie:>They walked under the very lattice and advanced a little way into the garden till they came to a jetting fountain amiddlemost a great basin of water; then they stripped off their clothes and behold, ten of them were women, concubines of the King, and the other ten were white male slaves [Mamelukes]. Then they all paired off, each with each: but the Queen, who was left alone, presently cried out in a loud voice, "Here to me, O my lord Saeed!" and then sprang with a drop leap from one of the trees a big slobbering blackamoor with rolling eyes which showed the whites, a truly hideous sight.[FN#7] He walked boldly up to her and threw his arms round her neck while she embraced him as warmly; then he bussed her and winding his legs round hers, as a button loop clasps a button, he threw her and enjoyed her. On like wise did the other slaves with the girls till all had satisfied their passions, and they ceased not from kissing and clipping, coupling and carousing till day began to wane; when the Mamelukes rose from the damsels' bosoms and the blackamoor slave dismounted from the Queen's breast; the men resumed their disguises and all, except the negro who swarmed up the tre
>>225014019Needs to be tied down and masturbated
and how do I "grow up"
>>225013913he was a real mf
BYD and Jaecoo make the exact same cars as German cars but are a fraction of the price. You are a certified mongoloid if you're still buying Range Rovers and BMWs, its not the 1990s anymore fellas
>>225013913>>225013975cool 90s russian animation of a dosto story:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIr7cs6eEAs
mental how I just woke up one day and realised I did nothing for 10 years
hi how's it evening
>>225014042Charles Tyrwhitt will sort you
*hops on the tordex*
me on the left
>>225014051sounds like a long nap then
>>225014047The price tag IS the product.
>>225014047and now here comes some china bad mong
>>225014077isn't that gay
Benefits sorted. Giffgaff deal arranged. Lager in the fridge. Scratchcard in hand. Cigs aren't gonna buy themselves. Sky Sports on all day. Jaecoo's got half a tank. BYD on the Motability scheme. Got a 'kizza tonight. Why should I work when the government pays me?
>>225014077You’re fat and brown though
>>225014026same,let's synchronize
>>225014056foing well
>>225014099it's only gay if you cum (i definitely cummed)
>>225014056hi mate how's it foing
Limmy selling merch nowIt's over
might watch some youtube brainrot
can’t think of owt soppier than a fucking family group chat fuck off
>>225014102Only Fools and Horses work
foingcord melty
>>225014102LOL
>>225014131Watch Pokémon showdown high elo and learn
ocd has ruined this young mans life
while you're spending saturday on /brit/ doing nishi'll be out there, making moves
>>225013342I looked it up a while ago and it's unironically now a Pakistani restauranthttps://royalnawaab.com/pyramid/
i have done absolutely nothing since the 4th June 2026.
Mumberg went to pizza shoppe and a 'za is waiting for me when I get home from toil :)
right then the bus is here
>>225014158no idea what that is but good for you
that one singular poster that really wants to make kizza a thing
>>225014164why. you didn't say it is indian aswell.?
Inside you there are two ladsOne likes the cansThe other likes the cansThat is the story of the two lads inside you
>>225014167you've eaten and moved and breathed, right? and britposted?
employed woman sex arse on backorder due to high demand
Happening soon
>>225014176ummingtonshireham
https://youtu.be/xCps_qJVOiA?si=bW-49cuQvchN2qPd
>>225014213roll out of bedwankpost on briteatsleep
>>225014210They also like bockles
Holy crap frozen cheesecake
>>225014164fucking scream, this country is so done
Ohhhhh dommy dommy!
>>225014216another iran war casualty
>>225014242Fuck up
lying in bed with a can of cruzcampo eating cheap Aldi cereal out the box
>>225014236BOCKLES DO NOT EXISTNow bad to your regularly schedule cans programming
employed woman sex arse with additional extra audio squeeze his bollocks to make it go hai guiss
Tilde tried to usurp Mousey but failed. Turned out he was too fat and talentless
>>225014150no
>>225014056Alwi ristening to radio 5 and geekin
People need to stop hating on BYD and Jaecoo. Just because they’re Chinese doesn’t mean they’re bad. My mate’s got a BYD and he says it’s actually really good. It’s got loads of buttons, a big screen and the doors close properly. Jaecoo looks quite nice if you squint. Everyone says they’re ugly but everyone used to say that about the Nissan Juke. And who cares if it depreciates? I’m not selling it. Also I’ve heard the Chinese government is quite good at building things.
what is pakistani cuisine then
we're all in here
>>225014262Low testosterone
>>225014105I'm white (Portuguese)
>>225014277https://youtube.com/shorts/6rsUo_Gddbo?is=4sxImONwcIan0GnS
its kicking off in coopers (the littlest pub with the biggest heart)
>>225014003point is imitation = flattery. you mong
>>225014277a paki girl told me she'd put a sandwich in her fanny for me to eat once
>>225014261where did that come from
>>225014276Never see them break down on the motorway either. Its always an Audi or BMW, never BYD or Toyota
A new survey says 43% support compulsory military service for young people.But guess what? Break it down by age and only 15% of those who'd actually be conscripted back it, while 66% of over 65's support it.
Tommy Israel
Feeding some seeds to a parliament of niggers that are perched on my windowsil x
it's neat how when you're eating peanuts you can kinda taste the zestiness that would kill an allergic person
>>225014241i love making cheesecake but i still haven't figured out how to prevent the top from cracking. enjoy your treat, frozen is pretty decent too
tel aviv tilde
yeah mate im really going to die in a war against russia for this paki shithole lmfao
when the fajitas come out sizzlin
>>225014310no more boomer wars!!!
>>225014351You will x
>>225014326chirping
>>225014333It's a jeetdash order. Bowl&Basket is the brand.
>>225014277
Frugality is a young man’s game. Warren Buffett is one of the world’s wealthiest men and he’ll never enjoy a dime of his wealth because he’s still eating ramen noodles and cutting out coupons in his 90s.
>>225014351aha okay no worries mate *imprisons you*
been thinking about getting a BYD lately now that toilberg has been helping more than ever with my pension contributions.. feels like I should finally treat myself to something nice after all those years of paying into the system. not sure which model yet but I'm thinking BYD today, comfortable retirement tomorrow
>>225014302Like I said who gives a fuck about jaecoo some cheap chink shite
I call indian women latrinas irl
Rorke biting his fingers in his house but spitting something out after half biting because it could be a fly
>>225014389no the point though you thick twat
Might go to town on my lonesome tomorrow x
mad how these things just exist up there in space
Break Your Dick
>>225014277a buffet of underage white girls
let’s fucking GO
my poo seal has deliberately eltoned into mousey's car while tilde was it pie night with them my bradley has pooscreamed meIt’s not tim
>>225014310mandatory physical education and camping in the woods would be good for teenagers
>>225014409You should lad. Go for an incel walk around town and treat yourself to an incel coffee. That's what I do
Bit weird to see my dad go full RorkeHe obsessively watches these anti-migrant protestors and cheers them on yet if he saw any one of them outside of that context on the street or at Tesco he'd categorise them as a coked up lower class scum
Anyone else going to the Macklemore show next month in London?
just heard the news. RIP
>>225014431POGGERS :O
>>225014411they don't
>>225014413yeah women are retarded and even think a guy can stop themselves cumming without stopping jerking off, probably because they can just finger themselves but mind breaking is fine which is what they mean if they use you as a sex toy
>>225014466
rorke throwing dinosaur shapes
>>225014451and how will this free palestine
I want to hear about him Mackleless
Tommy 'Tel Aviv' Tennames
>>225014483
Lads, let's I didn't get the cans. Would I still be Canslad?
>>225014466bizarre schizophrenic outburst
pooseal sex arse wanking a shite out me arse and poo screaming the bradley mousey tim spaki wank arse hit richard
>>225014489Screamed at 99999999999999999999999 db at this
>>225014464oh ok fair enough
>>225014493No you'd be Canlesslad haha
>>225014493You'd still be a boring bastard freak
>>225013908Grotesque
>>225014493you're the only person who calls yourself that
Tommy "talmud" Rubinstein
>>225014493shite arse wank shit wank poo shitty hairy arse poo bum willies knob smeg cunt juice fanny poo bum licking wank shit fingernails cum blood shit piss cum wank fart poo shit man
>>225014498you break your cock they can't have sex with you but you can do whatever you want with vaginas
I will rape myself soon, maybe with sodium nitrite or a rope. I will rape my own arse to death
>>225014483Zionist Ed Sheeran and his masters just had to cancel their tourThis shows the world that support is on the side of Palestine When the Zionist state is occupied Palestine falls, it won't be to bullets and bombs, we'll simply walk in
>>225014530Lol
>>225014366no shame in that. might was well live a little, it's friday
>>225014499*standing ovation*
>>225014406If some homeless crackhead starts imitating you would you be flattered? No fucking mong now do one
>>225014536odd postsounds like you need to focus on positive thoughts
11 sleeps until prime day
>>225014544Pleese refer to - >>225014531
>>225014411that a pig snout
imagine if when people die their body disappears and leaves behind a sex arse. imagine
>>225014164
just found out that one of are own passed on. rip big lad x
>>225014530
>>225014515Oooo don't want thatI'l lget the cans>>225014527I'm Canslad. See, I'm a lad who likes cans. So that's my name. Canslad. Isn't it clever?>>225014523Aren't we all x
>>225014580looks like a shit game for queers
>>225014411everything really is terrifying
Someone near me has a Nigel Farage, Charlie Kirk and a MAGA flag in their front garden stapled to their fence
>>225014544Dubs confirm
rorke opening an incognito tab and typing catboys
>>225014601Me
>>225014580orke
>>225014585The least pixelated person is the furthest away!
£20 a month seems excessive for only smartphone access
>>225014602we love her on here
>>225014631>>225014631
Early new before we get fooled again>>225010145>>225010145>>225010145
another 'lysa on the 'lter
How do I effectively filter canslad and his drivel
>>225014616>paying for news articlesscraeming
Do you have the thread with the Belgian flag posts
>>225014612s
>>225014646Just ask again next thread and respond to yourself with wrong information. >>>>/Int/cum/
Sun Tzu: if you remember their initial (ego) reaction, and follow that narration, you will get them >:)
