return to Monke-edition
I could satisfy her
>>225018875delete diss
>>225018875that is wife material, that is your textbook just short of hot
>>225018875If she has a rose toy, not a chance
>>225018875Imagine watching a video of a woman talking
>>225018895i can hold the rose toy while "knotting" her
>>225018847She's gorgeous apart from her turd eyes. Needs contacts
>>225018875nothing wrong with girl coomers because there's nothing with coomers.on the other hand, there is everything wrong with whoring out becoming the entire town's bicycle
I still get nervous when a CD player starts up and the disc is spinning. I feel like I'm supposed to be doing something or something is going to go wrong, I've always felt insecure around them. Like I'm missing something that everyone else just "gets".
>>225018916you what pal?
>>225018938>I still get nervous when a CD player starts up I am so sorry you're Gen Z and I hope you enjoyed your Korn
got a (You) that is hidden by my ublock filter. I can never see it.
should I turn my tinder back on and see if any fat slags like meall of my pictures are from 3 years ago when I still more glasses and wasn't aware of how bad my temples were receding
in the near future it will be possible to make flawless synthetic semen and there will be no use for moids whatsoever. we're going to have robots hunt you down and force femenize you. if you resist, or you're too ugly, the robot will kill you by making literally one million cuts over your body.
>>225018966that'll never happen b/c women are too dumb and lazy to make it happen.
>>225018966how bro looked typing that out
>>225018965I made a joke profile on POF many years ago using photos and the persona of a tripfag named SLATER from /fa/. It was smug, misogynistic, arrogant, and retarded. I forgot about and like 6 months later I logged into it and found dozens of hot foids were sending messages begging for dates. Foids truly are retarded.
>>225018932You are brown
>>225018966None of that would happen to me though.
>>225018993Why even bother making up a fake story like this? What do you get out of living vicariously through this made up fantasy of being another man?You can't just send a message to a profile without matching first
>>225019017This was in 2014, POF wasn't the same as it is now. OKCupid was the same way, you could just message people.
Apparently the talmud states that brown eyed women owe blue eyed men sex
>>225019017are you legitimately retarded, or just unconscious? >why would someone make up a storyhmmm. perhaps because making up stories is a core aspect of being human, and every society does it throughout time and all over the earth???
I didn't evolve from a rock or a monkey like lefties do
>>225019071Haha look at him go!
Is the Talmud just the Bible
>>225019071Would make a nice pelt
>>225018897fuckin KEK
>>225019071I have to live in a society and pay rent every month or else i'll die and seals get to just sit around doing this all day. Not really fair at all when you think about it
>>225019071good bois don't care about no millions of years of divergent evolution! because they're good bois! yes, they are!
>>225019086talmud is jewish hadiths
how am I supposed to be a punisher style vigilante with all these got damn waka flocka cameras everywhere
actually now that I think about it I could listen to a woman talking video if she's bpd ranting or a girlfailure stemcel
>>225018994Golden blue
>>225018965please respond
if anything i would assume public officials would be against flock cameras because they have something to hide
>>225019099A great white shark or killer whale could come eat them at any moment so it's not all fun and games
>be redhead>wear greenclassic
>>225019115you can vandalize the flock cameras.
I stepped on a snail today. It was accidental. At first I felt bad for the snail and watched it writhe in apparent pain. Did you know a snail can bleed, and their bodies go all the way up inside their shell? I watched the snail for a long time. At first I had it mind to crush the snail entirely and end its misery, but then a thought struck me: If our situation were reversed and the snail had power over me, the brainless bastard would have no issue at all infecting my lungs with rat worms. So I left the little fucker there on the sidewalk, exposed to the world, twisting and spasming in the harsh light of the sun as the morning clouds began to disperse. I hope he lasted there for hours, struggling and surviving on fading will alone. It's a human world and the rest of the creatures only live here so don't test my patience or you will end up like that snail.
>>225019182that's some deadpool shit senpai
I always found the phrase 'full of shit' funnywe're all full of shit, thats why we poop
Say the 14 words
>>225019203fucking sicko
>>225019086the talmud is a collection of rabbinic teachings collected over the past 3000 years. it has such wisdom as "sexual intercourse with a girl under the age of three years and one day does not legally change her status (as a virgin)" and therefore is not considered rape.
>>225019203Ya stepped on Saul? Ya bupkis, doze rat worms were meant foah da Meatpackin District uy yuy yuy!
>>225019221we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.
>>225019221awr nawr nawr ya cunt geez ya pokies ya fack cant
the anime about to pop off
>>2250192213/10
we must destroy white women and make sure there is no future for white women
>>225019288Alexander beheld all he conquered and lamented that he never knew exactly how much a lil' bit o' chicken fried was supposed to mean
>>225019203yeah but isn't that the fault of the ratworms? i mean it's not like the snail and ratworms are colluding. i wonder how you feel about frogs, slugs, shrimp and rats because they are also ratworm hosts
>>225019309Moron.
went to Walgreens and the cashier had some odd accent I couldn't place, that doesn't happen very often>white, thin, looked maybe middle-aged but pretty cute actually>can't remember name but it was unusual>very seriously and sternly telling me about how the pharmacy has vaccine clinics>starts talking and I think Swedish>keeps talking and I think I have no idea>leave, as I'm driving home start thinking South Africanthat doesn't even seem right thoughlike she could've been a recent refugee but 1. this was in a place with no agriculture and 2. why would they go way the fuck up here when they could just settle in Arkansas or some shit
B and C are the only sexo ones
you know who else is a ratworm host????
Watching anime
>>225019336wow she looks not psychotic
I need an expert gooner opinion on this. Do you think this lady has had work done? Like a BBL or maybe some liposuction around her waist? Can women be built like this naturally?
That Tru-Coat, you don't get it you'll get oxidation problems.
>>225019346C > B > A > D > E
>>225019336Most women have huge tits when preg this is so grim
>>225018932gracie is just a nepo plant knockoff of olivia. her music sounds like what an ai would produce if trained solely on olivia's catalog.
>>225019346I've consulted with my penis (brief conversation) and we have decided as a joint decision that yes, we would have sex with all of them
>>225019359SIT ON MY FACE PLEASE BABE
>>225019369Based
Pregnant women are so gross
>>225019336you can tell she naht geneticslly scotchlight to decent 2/10
>>225019346C looks a little bit like my dentist
They hated him because he told the truth
>>225019359she might have a disease fluid swelling in legs
Why does he post the ugliest ones?
>>225019362If you don't get Joseph and his Technicolor Raincoat, you'll never get Broadway!
>>225019416A marvel of evolution
>>225019346yus B and C only wans dat look prapa scotch
>>225019416ay, what does da radool do baws?
>>225019391A woman is never more beautiful than when she's bursting with ripe fruit
>>225019391HAgAAAYY
>>225019416diss nibba all out poop-ranchin', holy shiddi fink he is
>>225019419How about this?
>>225019447Meh
Full moon tonight
fer me?burstin' wiv ripe poosBeauty and the BeastJoe the LionSense of DoubtV-2 SchneiderBlackoutSons of the Silent AgeMoss GardenNeukoeln"Heroes"
>>225019470Awooooooo
>>225019463>belly bigger than titsthis should be illegal
>>225019463
>>225019463absolutely mental the mental gymnastics waman pull
>>225019470*sucks teeth*
I'm not gay, but I kinda want to find a guy that looks like this and suck his dick and drink his cum.
>>225019472never stop posting
>>225019470crazy how time fliesone might wonder, if the path is in the right direction
I'm gonna turn a dumpster into an offgrid tiny home and the zoning inspector aint gonna do shit about it
>>225018875yjk
>>225019484Aren't you gay? You might like>>225019494
>>225019472I never got the concept of rearranging the track orderif the track is funky, you're groovin'and if the track is sadder, you're yachtin'
Having sex with a man who's completely hairless is not gay
Only you can tear us apartLife's no game, there's no restartIf only you could play your partI'd tip-toe to the rhythm of your heartDance to the Burberry beatIs she comin' with you, or are you comin' with me?It's not hard to see, my favorite number is greenYou can pay me my fee in diamond jewelryFavorite cars in gold, price that goes goes upNever settle down, only marry upAnd the door goes up on the cherry truckIced up from my head to my cupTip-toeing through the jewelry storeChristian Dior mink draggin' to the floorI don't really care about money anymorePay me in jewels while I'm pouring up a four
>>225019528t. foid
im calling the snail police
Spell ICUP
>>225019511I had a better fatty than that, you goonthe boobs perkier, the hair more brilliant, the hips wider, face like an angel, eyes as shimmeringly blue as the best yacht track...and she was even a rock singer, tho she never got smooth
Having sex with a man who's Canadian is not gay
>>225019521anudda proto-yacht rock was lissenin' to today?creedance clearwater version of "I Heard It Through The Grape Vine"propa funky dat wun
>>225019555this is fake, bud
I ate 4 donuts today
getting advice from women on dating is like getting advice from boomers on buying your first house
>>225019568You can't convince me CCR could make silky smooth music, they were country rock hippie boors
naw fink prefer my previous "Heroes" re-envisioning wiv Joe the Lion afta V-2 Schneiderbut diss Pet Sounds defo superiorWouldn't it be NiceStill Believe In MeSloop John BThat's Not MeDon't TalkLet's Go Away For A WhileGod Only KnowsPet SoundsI'm Waiting For The DayHere TodayI Just Wasn't Made For These TimesCaroline, Noand StrangewaysA Rush and a PushI Started Something I Couldn't FinishDeath of a Disco DancerUnhappy BirthdayLast Night I DreamtGirlfriend in a ComaPaint a Vulgar PictureStop Me If You Fink You Heard Diss WunDeath at One's ElbowI Won't Share You
>>225019620Oh my God shut the fuck up already
>>225019602you dont fink john fogerty's vocals silky smooth on dat song?as smooth as wun can be singing about gut wrenching betrayal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOzwBji-X34
Was thinkin we could take care of this right here in Brainerd.
Thats it, I'm filtering the brit. Just gonna filter some of his fake words since I don't mind other British flags.What an obnoxious piece of shit
>>225019620fugg forgot 'I Know There's An Answer' after 'Here Today'
>>225019620https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGPh2CZog4Q&list=RDUGPh2CZog4Qhere's late 70's yacht from Glasgow with a strong hit of Macca, the guy apparently got to be a vocalist for Alan Parsons later on...Eye in the Sky is top-notch yacht, but that wasn't him tho
>>225019630
>every year the catalog becomes more boomerishVery grim
>>225019643good moviei actually live not to far from a brainerd
*hintand Fogerty is nitty gritty, he's one of the hippiest vocalists ever
we all boomers in life x
>>225019672its totally proto-yachtwhite men misappropriatin' marvin gaye's smooth dulcet tones is like the fundamental precipitation of everyfing that defines yacht
que no te provoquen que no tengo calma
I'm a god damn genius
If you got the money to pay, I'll give you a plate of beans
>>225019695nie mówię po hiszpańsku
>>225019693that's a good one, that is hilarious in a wry way you can't even laugh at outright, I love posting like that
I have good fragrance recommendations
Palestine doesn't exist
>>225019555escargot my car go 160 swiftly
>>225019729Mena milkies
>>225019729stop posting videos of my wife!
>>225019670I plan to make a trip to Minnesota in the future, I want to see if it's as kino as the movie suggests.
https://youtu.be/tWREM4Yym0g?si=-CozQxtpP2jSzkgm&t=94
>>225019729ja też nie mówię po hebrajsku
>>225019729palestine is the land that the british empire ceded to a bunch of swarthy larpers called jews (no relation to biblical jews)
>>225019729>>225019736>>225019739That's a child btw
>>225019729she looks like a bowling ball coming out of a picnic table
>>225019745It says 'its that time of the month where I dont know whether I want to cut my hair into a bobcut or let it grow'
>>225019744I was convinced that was an AI video with pic related rapping
i love osaka no obachan desu
>>225019777kek
>>225019742it's America's Canada
I haggle at the dollar stores
Wet leaves. Laundry soap. Molasses. Buttery pancakes smothered in syrup. Dark fruits. Pumpkin spice. The smell of a Canadian boy's butt through his laundered underpants.
Technology destroying solar flare when?
>>225019799I approve
I want a big booty French wife.
Can't stop watching Indians eating poop
keep falling asleep bomping my face/nose with my phone. guess ill go to bed before i get a nose bleed. g'nite moids i hope you all get inoperable testicular torsion
>>225019846getting homesick, redditjeet?
sometimes i jerk off out of habit, but i'm not really feeling it.
I have heard of the word irony before, but since I don't look like Anthony Fantano, I never use that word.
CUMMING
Oh yeah, mousey should do a track selection of Spiritualized - We Are Floating in Space...while dropping acid!
successfully derailed a bg3 thread
Stone ocean is fine
>>225019915Turn-based combat. Whatever happened there?
I finally fucking downloaded 4chanx just to filter one of the most obnoxious posters I've ever seen in all my years of using this website. I didn't want to filter non-insane brits so this should do the trick for just him
I feel like making love to a whore, yes love, not just sex./ The only problem is I don't know how to drive and I might need to ask my wife to take me to the nearest strip club. I don't like paying for ubers
I love you
>>225019958I love you too.
>>225019958kiss me
>>225019854Goodnight troon
>>225019958thanks
>>225019958>>225019970>>225019971https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXtx29Sc6ykthe love boat is always cruisin'
would be nice if I had a girl with a gigantic ass like this
>>225019988would be nice if she sat on my face
>>225019988would be nice if she shat on my face
>>225019988Fatty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TYE5JgiqCIplease note that i cleaned this link of source identifiers.
How do people like this live? You ever wonder that?
>>225020048Fallout was real?
sam hyde looks like if a man and a woman had a baby
Just applied the Finacea.
biblically accurate angels
>>225020101BIBLICALLY ACCURATE ENGLISH! NONE OF THIS FOREIGN POPERY!
If one is genetically predisposed to being a miserable fuck, why should he not drive into the woods and swallow a bullet?
>>225020171think of all of lifes splendors. like gta 6 and avengers:doomsday. you wouldnt want to miss out on those breathtaking experiences, would you?
>>225020171Can’t think of any. Time to eat lead boy
>>225020101Complete and utter meme as well as canard. There are many instances of angels appearing in human-like form in the Holy Bible. Things like sepharim and cherubim are heavenly beings other than angels.
Shadow the Hedgehog (the game) was such a gem
I thought the Sharty would be busier than 4chan but turns out it's just fucking dead aside from the dedicated 'jak edit board.
>>225020212....and here's why
>>225020227most sharty posters migrated to kiwi farms and discord
is it eggman or robotnik?
>>225020237Kiwi Farms is a cesspool.
>>225020260Either is fine
>>225020171No gun is my only excuse and mom's still alive
JerkMate is FREE
>>225020263so was encyclopedia dramatica. any site that tries to meticulously catalogue lolcows always ends up being worse than the subjects they obsess over.
>>225020263>>225020283kiwifarms is fine as like an archival of happenings in the life of lolcows. the idea of actually interacting with the userbase is strange to me
>>225020263kiwi farms vs crystal cafe
>>225020283Sherrod and Weev, now that's old fucking school
>>225020300crystalcafe is a bunch of incels ragebaiting each other with falseflag posts. no women actually post there.
>>225020311i wouldn't know.
>>225020311There are women on Kiwifarms though
>>225020320grim
Jerked off to a man but he was french so it is what it is
>>225020329c'est la vie
>>225019774useful translation, thank you!
what do we think about this?
I'm going to kill myselfI don't want to find a job.I don't want to work.No women will love a man who doesn't work.I have no option besides suicide
>>225019754So what happened to the actual Biblical jews then?
The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam
>>225020342Light Yagami victim
>>225020348they were crushed by roman and then mohammadan conquest. the palestinians are native to the region, and are genetically identical to people buried with ancient israeli artifacts.
Listening to some real primo jazz: https://youtu.be/f8_9juA52l4
>>225020357light would underestimate him leading to his arrest
>>225020342pure kino
>>225020345Don't worry, soon enough all jobs will be done by AI and women will get banged by robots
>>225020342I get a lot of kiketube recommendations for this guy, but the show seems like pointless melodrama and "erm, actually..." nonsense, so i never watched it.
Help me. I spend three hours a day masturbating. I want to cut down on this waste of time.
>>225020368easily my favorite episode and probably the most likeable murderer in the series
thoughts?
Need to buy a new car
jazz is like if prog sucked.
I felt very intimidated at the grocery store because a group of young black women came up the aisle as I was going down, dressed in tight gym clothes and talking about their quote "dick appointments".
Momberg is bringing me home Costco hoddog
>>225020374millenial kinozoomers won't enjoy it
>>225020372rub a habañero pepper between your hands. Either you'll stop masturbating or you develop high pain tolerance.
>>225020379you know, even with all that, I don't think she's built herself up to a 6, still
>>225020374>>225020395I'm a millennial and never watched it. Detective show but he's a neurotic weirdo never appealed to me.
>>225020372how? I can finish in 10 minutes.
>>225020345if you love what you do you won't work a day in your life
>>225020391black women are too ugly to sexualize. do you get incel rage when dogs or cats go into heat?
>>225020379I've seen her playing around with a flaccid penis
>>225020374>>225020342Haven't watched either of these, I decided early in my life that TV is for retards
>>225020374Good but the later seasons are too farcical. Also the movie sucked and ruined the finale for no reason
>>225020424Tv is a waste of time. Hours of your time to watch something with worse acting, budget, production value, creative value, and storytelling value than just watching a movie.
I think i've become strong enough to break my own neck.
MadTV was the zenith of millennial entertainment.
>>225020440yeah, pretty much. The only usecase for TV is language learning.
>>225020452What do you think about Doctors in the Alps?
>>225020448this was written by, directed by, and acted by gen X THO
>>225020374took a sharp nosedive once sharona left, monk himself also got flanderized badly in later seasons.
>>225020470b-buh it was HIS Sharooona
>>225020448Mad MagazineTheir fold-ins were iconic. God I'm old
I would like to inform you there are no good threads in the catalog
well boysthis may be the last one for a whilehaving a baby next weekthe police from upon cannibalism
Watched this fillum yesterday cause it reminded me of cowboy bebop. It really shows its age through the main character not knowing what yoga is
>>225020522WELL IT HAS FALLEN TO ME TO INFORM YOU THAT IF YOU TRY THAT SHIT EATIN' GRIN WITH ME ONE MORE TIME OR TRY TO SWEET TALK YOUR WAY OUT OF ANY ASSIGNMENT, I WILL SPIT IN YOUR GODDAMN EYE AND CALL YOU A PANSY! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAUHHH?!?
>>225020479Is My Sharona yacht rock?
Go to work wasted you retarded pussy
*on
Holy shit that is one visible shitstain
reading the horror movie general on /tv/ getting ready for spooky season
>>225020542https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsuF2tKilBono, it's this, and there is no better version of what this is than itself
anyone here that has wardogs want to come in my steam family
I hate Quebec so much bros it's unreal
>>225020536I heard this was the inspiration for big lebowski it has the same LA setting
I love quebec
rewatching The Thing (1982)for a 44 year old movie this shit is bananas and such a good watch
>>225020618kurt russel was a blockbuster machine back then
>>225020618I tried to rewatch the Return movies following a Mad Max binge and I thought they sucked! Even tho I love Carpenter.
why are bajorans so retarded? the more i watch ds9 the more i side with cardassians.
>>225020623
>>225020618*does absolutely nothing wrong**gets blamed for everything anyways*
>>225020642great movie and kino ending
the raped male returns to be raped again
Exhale, expelRecast my taleWeave my allegorical elegy
>>225020558Hey I post there tooGonna try to watch at least 30 horror movies this October, but I have 35 on my list
the sequel to the Thing was perfectly fine, it is gruesome and bracing like few things shot today!
It's embarassing when you have to bump your own thread
I fear no nigga
>>225020645Story of my life
escape from new york > escape from la
>>225020618It's a great horror movie since it's on the only ones where the characters are all ultra-competent, just in an impossible situation.Horror is my favorite genre but it suffers from having many plots only possible due to the main characters being idiots
>>225020648Story of your life
bump
>>225020668I loved the movie so much I DL'd the Howard Hawks original. It might be about plant people, and it's from a 1930's Weird Stories tale by the editor, like where Lovecraft shitposted!
HmmmTonight should I eat my eggs with kimchi or with hot sauce?
>>225020661i want to post in your thread
>>225020689Lewd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOot-tQojRk
Shit could become so dire in the next 10 years that we will miss the time where the internet existed, and we had time to sit down for however long we spend here to talk to people anonymously online
>>225020689it's on a different board.I bumped it after 0 replies and I'm watching it fall to page 10 again.
*Weird Talesalso, there's a queer Cthulhu movie from like the 00's, I DL'd that, but then you know, I get it, but jeez man let's just go through the motions, you know?
>>225020697We'll cross that bridge when we come to it
do you think 100 years from now people will read out posts and think we are relatable or maybe they will just laugh at us
>>225020713They're gonna look at our posts like how we look at the roman shitposting wall
>>225020697the internet is a massive tool for consumption and government control, it will never go awayif anything we'll trend up and up on usage
there are 4 adaptations of Steve King's Salem's Lot and all of them suck because they just couldn't stick to the goddamn script, not a one, and it's sad because that's his peak along with Cujo and Pet Sematary. You seen the last PS? They went hog-wild!
they be accusin' me of poop-ranchi tell demi absolutely fuggin' did iti be daein' it concurrentlydats beggars fuggin' beliefhairftae be indignatedafta dey garn aff"alganquinn" kitting-tonshiresinnit
I don't like how there's 3rd party archive sites that save posts here. It goes against the spirit of 4chan.
Finally pee'd that little piece of poo off the toilet bowl after two weeks of effortLove, Dan
>>225020728I tell you what, British horror is awfulexcept for the MR James adaptations by the BBC, that's great stuff, and The Woman in Black, not the Potter one, that is pure gold. Maybe the Stone Tape, tho that's a bit Dr Who camp.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-D83f33pAE
>>225019801had weird flavoured oreos udder daywas like blueberry pancakes and brown sugartasted like thicc molasses
>>225020743You don't like Hammer?
it may have been Granada, actually, but A Ghost Story for Christmas is just a masterpiece of TV, like The Oneidin Line, I watched that whole 70's series on youtube at very low res, I think that's Granada too, that was top notch TV
BOOOCHIEEEEE
think ill put some clown make up on my face for halloween
>>225020743Never read Ramsey Campbell? I dl'd that MR James show. Is it unabridged and do I have to *watch* it? -- I'd much rather listen to the stories unabridged on audio. I do have a physical copy too however.
>>225020746phwoar bowie was big intae crowleyStation to StationGolden YearsWord on a WingWild is the WindTVC15Stayalso oZzy osburbe gud crowley song. i forget the lyrics but was a gud wun
>>225020757As horror, that's a complete failure. I guess I'm not genetically predisposed to fear Chris Lee's arching eyebrows
>>225020448The cartoon network show was cringey
>looking at a math image on wikipedia>click on image>click on the user who made it>click on user page>immediately hit with nuclear grade giga limit break autismholy kek
>>225020781yes, I thought he was shit. Not a bad writer, just not a good horror writer in any sense.
>>225020789What bout the classic Universal stuff?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oQfagXfBqE
>>225020726It>Pet Sematary
>>225020806for my idea of what horror should be, watch Darkness (2002)
Just had two ads back to back of my state's candidates for governor each accusing the other of being in the pocket of data centers. What a retarded election.
>>225020831>>225020831>>225020831new
Retrun TripWizard in BlackIvixor B / Phase InducerDoom MantiaSolarian 13Son of Nothing
>>225020835Early asf
NEW (after the 311)>>225020838
>>225020724One coronal mass ejection is all it takes to end industrial society forever
>>225020697>>225020705>We'll cross that bridge when we come to itwe certainly will
>>225019586what kind? were they good?
It's high time we recognized gock as an inalienable human right.
