fiver in my crisps edition
what i could do with 111 million pounds
>wallahi chips
>Over five hours after the initial news conference was due to begin, Football Association of Ireland [FAI] CEO David Courell - flanked by Hallgrimsson and FAI Director of Football - confirmed a players' vote passed by a significant majority to play the game.Grim
>>225029720I had the pie at dinner made by a lovely old grandma. Usually restaurants here have pre made and fresh potatoes, you had to order the fresh. Or are you talking about fast food places, I never eat fast food here or very rarely and it's Greek gyro.
>>225029974you will be raped
>>225029974screaming out my arse
>>225029974lmfaoaccurate
>>225029974looool its true
nth for the gyaldem
>>225029981oops haha left the lottery ticket in the wash lol!
sticking my finger up my clacker
Going to Wallahi Greggs
>>225029981Corr at least 10 years of daily prozzies and coke before you go broke again
>>225030008>>225030015>>225030019Grow up
>>225030026received any more coded messages lately
dont understand why they say lottery is a idiot tax. how much are making then if they can afford to give away 111 million
Slap £20 on the George tag and change it to a Uniqlo one my good man.. or should I say... heckin sensei
aff fae a wee poo
>>225030057hmm
>>225029974I have noticed how often that brand gets shilled here Didn't know it was Jap shite Makes sense now
This will be my last post before I commit suicideGoodbye everyone
having herbal tea with honey as my throat is quite sore
>>225030086What kind
love cuckposting even though I don't care at all for it just to wind rorke up, never fails to lol
>>225030083dont do it!
Why don't europoors like Halloween?
>>225030083Shahar coded post, see you tomorrow
>>225030115I do
>>225030115cultureless zoomers love it
>>225030083goodbye lad
>>225030115We're sick of made-up things like pumpkins and skeletons
>>225030083
>>225030077is it a private company? i thought it was a government thing because that's why you see signs on things that say funded by the national lottery
>>225030092not sure, just an herbal blend with cinnamon, licorice, kava and some other things
>>225030133hmmm
>>225030130backed up by AI
haha ebic
>>225029824yeah
>>225030165Good girl
>>225030161post her boobs
right well
>>225030150why do you keep saying that
>>225030165nh
well then thats a girl taking her shorts and top off revealing nothing underneath
>>225030054*bzzt*"Hi DTFIC, it's me your doctor reminding you to take your quetiapine" *click*
>>225030165chad only
>>225030196meant for this haha oops i love naked women >>225030186
>>225030193hmm
>>225030165don’t think sharia bloody allows that
i find cooking broccoli well so difficult
official /brit/ opinion: The Manchester Museum is kind of shit
>>225030216you have to steam itnot hard
americans call icing frosting
>>225030216throw em in the oven with a honey glaze and add roasted almonds
>>225030216boil it for ten minutes in salty water
might buy a second home
>>225030223Just filled with cotton and guns
>>225030238if you boil broccoli for 10 minutes you are insane
>>225030235two different things innit
>>225030209is that a yes
>>225030165Umm first thing I noticed was the cross ornament on her wall
love women who have breasts me
right okay thats a young lady squeezing her large breasts
>>225030253maybe it's five minutes then
Honestly insane how Trump still has 75+% of Republican support.Yeah, we’re going to sweep the midterms.
>>225030261big boobies hubba bubba me likey
>>225030165wheres her willy
>>225030165what the fuck are you doing you can't post that
>>225030251it's full of mislabeled bits of pots and stones and there's a whole thing going on about how everyone was LGBTQ+ before they were colonised and we should give all the artifacts back
right then that's a man noticing some illicit material and describing it
why would they plant a forest on prime housing land?
>>225030261lovely jubbly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTF3kP3TqAEmusic
Was watching a show about the man who built York into the city it is today. Built the railways. Made it a hub a city of great importance. But he was fiddling all the books doing lots of financial crimes. It all collapsed and he fled the country to escape arrest and imprisonment. he is remembered as a failure and a fraud.
>>225030285what one was it
Even at my Lois she was Griffin on my Peter,Brian such a dog, animalistic pussy eater,Call that bitch Stewie cos she gave weird head,Had to throw her out cos she reminded me of Meg
>>225030336did he have any pets?
big boobs yes ok
>>225030351no
>>225030342probably herpes no?
>>225030345>Griffin on my Peterdoesn't make sense
would like to go surfing today but I’ve no food or money. will have to settle for boring blogposting and avoiding ace combat spoilers
rest in peace leftypol, we'll always remember you
>>225030356qt
>>225030378what about el nino
>>225030367she has cancer in her right breast :(
>>225030370it means she was sucking my dick
... scored a good early bedtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live DP world tour golf on sky sports golf on my tv via sky stream in home … – at Burnham, South East
>>225030392bigger waves mateI would just come back to my flat famished with nothing to eat
>>225030393could be breast cancer
scarnation
>>225030397i thought griffin meant shagging with her fannoid
>>225030280Trump is god, people who oppose him are evil.
>>225029981oh wow "somebody" won the lottery!thats amazing whaaaaatno wayysomebody?????
>>225030216cut them in to small pieces and roast them for 12 minutes
>>225030406why is he so lazy
>>225030422if that's what you want it to mean. art is up for interpretation
family guy rape r34
toby using his report macro like the scrub he is
>>225030419i really want to taste micellar water built they say don't drink itdistilled water tastes funny
>>225030165who is that
>>225030473tastes rank, always hate it when I get a bit in my mouth
six seven
>>225030285Caught the aggrophobic tiktok streamer I follow chatting about her suicide attempts last night. Didn't expect it from her desu. Her final attempt she never even told anyone about, just failed and quietly lived/steamed until things got betterI still can't quiet fully grasp suicidal feelings and going through with it...
what about lupus
>>225030490argies not welcome here
>>225030484all of them are children :/
>a pack of Marlboro reds is $76 in Australia scr
tobes, the tobester, big t, tobemeister, tobilicious how's it hanging my man?
>>225030500it could be Lupus
>>225030501
>>225030490
>>225030493how do you fail a suicide attempt?, did she down a packet of skittles and paracetamol like most foids?
>>225030502meg is an adult Seth Macfarlane got it right with the adult kids still living at home in these shows same with Hayley in American Dad
initiated conversation with a stranger awardwell not really a conversation. i said something to them and they replied
shaggers delight
>>225030193because you're an idiot
Soloclubbing tonight, me.
Mousey will be live-commentating the England vs. Spain match tonight
where do you get off?
>>225030526Probably, stash medication over a time just in case and then chug it with some drink hoping they don't wake up. I don't remember seeing cutting scars on her wrists or anywhere
Sir Memory Hole
>>225030590on my bed laying down so the cum flies all over my tummy
>>225030592miss him like you wouldn't believe x
>>225030547took you 20 minute to think of that reply? looks like you, sir, are the idiot
>>225030592He took a good photograph I'll give him that
>>225030592didnt really do much did he
>>225030617he's just rawdogging the rainwhat a chad
what would 4chan have been like if it was around during covid
>>225030493how much of your day do you spend watching tiktok, twitch streamers or vtubers?
>>225030592Why is NATO wearing feathers in their hat
if you see tha policewarn a brotha
wth slovenia have the entire new zealand rugby team in their goals. how is that fair
>>225030639rorke would be like I'm not getting that poison injected in my body and leftypol would be like haha rorke you're gonna die and rorke would be like no you're gonna die if you get that vaccine and leftypol would be like nuh-uh
>>225030656cos they're like the alliance and russia is the hordeduh
That's 2026 over and done with then. I haven't watched a single film or TV show. I haven't read a single book. I haven't learned a language or a skill. I haven't left my hometown. I've barely left my gaming chair tbqhwy. Thousands of hours spent on /brit/. Hundreds on games. Nothing productive. Health worse. Both mental and physical. The burden is becoming to great to overcome. Yet I persist. I persist.
>>225030639probably would have been freaks obsessed it with killing billions, then when the government told them to wear a mask they would have instantly flipped into denying that it exists
Watching Wycombe vs Reading
>>225030676least you played games
>>225030613i just got here lad
EWWWWWWW THE UK WANTS BRITS TO FIGHT FOR NATO? NOT EVEN BRITISH ARMY? LIKE IN IRAQ??? FUCK I WANTED TO KILL RUSSIAN DOGS
>>225030484reminds me of that nigga who got arrested and put on the sex offenders registry for having simpsons porn on his computer
>>225030727performative record playerperformative football manager shirt
>>225030733rorke joining the SAS for this specific reason
https://youtube.com/shorts/B5Q_pKGQXKc?si=vmErmL8V8SEBJa8n
>>225030639I would've been funposting on /vg/ amongst lockdown schizos who were left free to bloom under less supervision
>>225030727those all in one record players are shite
>>225030727that's a lotta bibles
cor
>>225030804there's literally only 1 bible there
>>225030652About three fiddy
>>225030774The SAS FUCK
>>225030753it's not a "football manager shirt" mong
>>225030807her face says i'm 6 but her breasts say i'm 55
>>225030817i'm seriously askingare you embarrassed?
>>225030727Get her linking up with Ballers in God
>>225030592why have they got poo on their faces
on slotstoil again
perfect facecard
Walking down the street and a random boat cronem stabs you
WHERE ARE MY FUCKIN OASIS TICKETS YOU FUCKING SAUSAGE ROLL EATING, STELLA DRINKING, ECONOMY COLLAPSING POMS AHHHHHHH
people don't understand that mouse's ex-husband is to blame for how he is now
>>225030862not our fault you like crap music
mouse md
>>225030838Not really, I'm just not willing to feed obsessive freaks that criticise every little thing I do
>>225030823>This post doesn't exist anymore
is it?
>>225030727When I was at uni this girl in our flat said she played football manager. I had thousands of hours on it by that point so decided to test her knowledge. Of course she had barely played it and was obviously just pretending to try and get attention from me because she knew I played it. A lesson learned about women. One of many during my time there actually
>>225030862At least we aren't a reserve parachute country of Germany
>>225030899yeah it is
haven't spoken a word in hours
>>225030919You don't talk to yourself?
>>225030907and i bet you're one of the gimps that whinge and moan constantly about how no girl ever liked you
>>225030919havent seen a non-white person for 4 months. I dont leave the house you see
>>225030907ok
>>225030727is that a christian theology candle?been looking for those everywhere
That's just not on is it
there it is again.someone criticises a woman, the mega simp instant reply. like clockwork. is it sacked tranny?
>>225030931ai
>>225030943Think he's working today
>>225030931right
need gf who is a christian and a wimbledon supporter
>"i've played football manager"
what happens if youre gay or black and your boss doesnt like gay or black people
love managing those footballs
>>225030998Dunno I'm not gay or black or employed at all for that matter
my team on football manager ended up being 100% black
ain't this an insanely cruel questionI mean it's for £125k, not the millionyou've got to know TWELVE things, the four men and three achievements for eachwhat kind of autismo would have all that shite in their head What would your answer be lads
For me it's copying a football manager tactic from a YouTube video and never changing it ever again no matter what players I have or team I'm managing
i have mental health :/
>>225030937https://youtube.com/shorts/m-fEtciFEwc?si=IoAcODHZrC46gQCMI can't look up zenless zone zero porn on Google because government says I need safe search locked on They signed it in yesterday with they're sissy boy hands
football manager used to be a good game but in the later series at the press conference I would get asked by the media why I didn't put on Ngubu and Mbumba and there wasn't an option for "because I only play white british players", woke gone mad
>>225031027A
>>225030998you become a millionaire
>>225031027I'd say Steve Redgrave on account of I can't think of an achievement that would see him winning BBC Sport's Personality of the Year.
Allowing incels is just opening the floodgates to anime and worse, frogposts This is why you will get abuse here and you will cry about the abuse you get. Go post in /britfeel/
start doing this
>>225030048fascinating story, this. went down a rabbithole trying to figure out what happened. some people really took advantage of him, he didn't even get to spend most of that money
>>225031027The answer is always more small boats
>>225031027B because I'm a tennis mong and I know several cycling mongsi don't know shit about rowing
>>225031051I honestly never really understood why you lot hated frog posters until I started reading their posts. I get it now ok.
https://youtube.com/shorts/Ixmgk7vZX-0?si=xDW0luT503Haa545I need roooo fuuuhhhh imma aiooghhhh fuckkkk
>>225031051Why are you roleplaying as a bitter eggless woman on here? Are you the same poster that blogged about having a slice of cheeky chocolate cake in the fridge yesterday and started posting like a 90 year old granny? Grow up you mindbroken freak
>>225031050you mean other than the 5 gold medals in 5 different olympics?
>>225031066what
>>225031027Wiggins
>>225031051>>225031084leave us alone
bleugghhhhhhhhh
>>225031027They can always just leave If it's leave with 100k then they always gave questions like that just After the miledken
>>225031099>>225031045>>225031050>>225031074>>22503107511/12 of the possibilites were TrueALL have knighthoodsALL have won Sports Personality3/4 have been the flag bearer, the only one that hasn't....Bradley WigginsWiggins is like the most British Cyclist in Olympic history though so you can easily slip up on that.Gets to the point they just want people to lose in those last 5 questions you know.
/britfeel/ is another level of autism. I was shocked at how mentally ill people are over there. Just tedious, obnoxious freaks wallowing in their own self-pity and they've made it an identity
>>225031043I don't know what that is I just like the anime cat girl gif
>>225031121certainly there have been other british cyclists but Bradley Wiggins is the most british cyclist of them all
>>225031088Not him but that was probably the parasite on his femoid period blood shit
>>225031125That's like /brit/ after midnight
george does good clothes ngl i got some tops from there that have lasted 10 years and still dripping
>>225031125plenty of those types of mongs here as well
would rather live in plague times than ever have to write an email again
>>225031141meant to say most decoratedyou slag
>>225031111whats wrong with him
>>225031125that's just /brit/ when toilmongs aren't on
>>225031158Just by your level of reading comprehension from your post here I can tell you post on there
>>225031176I accept your concession.
toilers ruin /brit/
picking all black players is a real life cheat code for any team
hate a saturday f1 race
the "apu" frog is an indian invention. Everybody thinks its supposed to have been a scuffed pepe drawing but no, its called "apu" because its short for "apustaja", and hindu esoterics unironically use it
>>225031089Is that really that impressive if it's an obscure sport that so few people do? I was a uni rower and it's not difficult, could have carried on and gone pro but chose to make shitloads in IT instead. Most people have never had the chance to try it. If it was as common as something like football and selection was from a much wider talent pool, Redgrave wouldn't have made the OlympicsIf Team GB wants to win more medals, one of the best things they could do is put rowing machines in shopping centres and give the winnings people training contracts
Came back to /Brit/ and the mods on my side ok so I'm gonna step out again for a bit as there is nothing else to do >>225031125True. Don't let them near you or they will make you miserable too. No happy people near them in their life (for a reason)>>225031148Is probably one of the interlopers
all anthems should be written exactly like the champions league oneTHESE ARE THE NATIONS
>>225031187My concession being, "you're a mentally ill freak". I'm glad we could come to an agreement.
>>225031193You need a couple of them but not too many see France vs Spain
>>225031211fell asleep reading this post
>>2250311933 generations of being bred for their physicality is going to have that effect unfortunately you find yourself a hybrid who's half white with a double barrelled surname and a caribbean parent - it's so over.
>>225031215minimod cancer
>>225030937
>>225031121Pretty soon the nons will be protesting shit like this calling it unfairFortunately they do not watch programs like WWTBAMReminder pic related is you when you're not saying they dindu and got oppressed
>>225031249meds. NOW.
>>225031246YWNBAJ/M
that romesh ranganathan must be fucking loaded you knowhe's always got some show on the beeb, or on itv, or on channel 4he's inescapable
>>225031285about as funny as a kick in the bollocks as well. sick to bastard death of him
genuinely how do you have the balls to say thisof all people
>>225031285probably a few million don't think it's more than 5.
>>225031309This nigga just needs to retire from politics
https://youtu.be/ldl9CQNEfs4?si=fjRVd4Ya3b76xTDTNeed her voice and likeness in AI to be my AI gf (I have given up)
Sweetcorn x3Tuna in sunflower oil x8Rice x2Pasta x2Chickpeas x2Kidney beans X2Peaches x2Meatballs in tomato sauce X2Tinned ham X1Ainsley Harriet soup x8Mugshot Pasta x2Honey x1
amazon driver is listening to oasis fuck right off
pulsating, thronging, undulating biomassiansget them shipped in by air, rail and sea
>>225031334Never heard that one
>>225031334uh oh. someone didn't get tickets for the biggest gig of 2027
>>225031268Customers will slurp this up
stupid idea going for a drive just got into argument with bald cunt ina electric car and made my mood even worse fuck this shit should’ve just stayed home
£91.43 in gas and electric this month at my newly purchased first home on a busy main road
>>225031355grow up ffs
Football used to be fun when the players were white europeans and you'd collect cards for Robert Pires, Freddy Ljungberg, Robin Van Persie, David Seaman, Alan Smith, Mark Viduka, Jose Antonio Reyes, John Terry, Jens Lehman, Michael Owen, Dennis Bergkamp, David Batty, James Milner, Ray Parlour, Pascal Gygan, David Bentley. Wayne Bridge, Joe Cole, Roy Carroll, Phil Neville, Roy Keane, Ruud van Nistlerooy, Diego Forlan etc
>>225031340Guess wat
>>225031364How long have you been in there then
ain't safe out there
>>225031355carmongs lose again
>>225031372I’m 24 u grow up
>>225031392good
anyone want to talk about some controversial stuff?
sheet the loob out bebi
>>225031310he's got his own biz that uses tech/Ai to fast track hiring people tooreminds me of Maneul Flamini, he's got a net worth 5x that of Messi and Ronaldo combined ($10b vs $2b) because of his green company that he invested in/co-founded you gotta get in the business line of things a salary isn't it
>>225031409Legalise dog fucking
Live near a football ground and can hear hundreds of grown men singing their silly little songs.
>>225031392london massive
>>225031377What a player Bergkamp was though That goal against Newcastle
>>225031429He played for Arsenal
my brother has deliberately crashed into someone else’s car while he was road raging with them my mum has informed meIt’s not good
>>225031392>ghanaian and nigerian descent It be your own people
POV kingu halano finally taking you outside for a walk after you almost cumming got taken back inside
>>2250313842 years xo
don't get why chavmongs say mental health when they mean mental illness
>>225031429
>>225031415It’s a valuation fuck sake he hasn’t banked anything who writes this shite. Also if he wasn’t on the tele this wouldn’t be news a company going from £1.4m to £2.5m isn’t special
>>225031461ok>>225031485Corrr there it is!
yeah its my mental health*snorts cocaine*
gang gang zero Ls
got the wrestling on
King of Swaziland Mswati III bans sexual intercourse with girls under the age of 18 to prevent the spread of AIDS in the country. The public is quick to point out that the 37-year-old monarch is engaged to a 17-year-old girl. King Mswati acknowledges his hypocrisy and fines himself one cow - but the marriage will go forward. She will be his ninth wife.
>>225031483could not follow this narrative
>>225030890goodness, so sensitive to such a mild question
>>225031231Cuck
>>225031568hes right
>>225031501rorke is not having any of thath
massive ad banner saying 'read this' might do it or not idk
Mousey will never get credit for it (and he's too humble to fight for it) but he invented the concept of mental health Then lefty establishments stole it from.him and splashed it all over their "mission statements"
>>225031584They have not been bred for their physicality lol
le mentally ill schizo roleplay dollhouse character
leftypol's whip
>>225031377>David Seamansc>David BattySCREAMING
SCRRRRR
>>225031483We say menthol elf here tbf Supposedly Morrison's bro was a terror on roadThis lad killed him, part of Digga D's gang CGMhttps://youtu.be/FVcI4No2AX0?
>>225031608how so
>>225031392>G4Boyz AirbnbRappers naming themselves after absolutely anything ffs
new>>225031636>>225031636>>225031636
What we having from takeaway tonight
>>225031608the bookish nerds were killed offthe retarded big gorillas were put with other gorillasnot racist but that's what happened for 3 centuries straight
>>225031639early shit new
>>225031480That's not newly purchased at all is it
