IKEA MARKUS Office chair
City cheats
ywah
>>225031665incel
>>225031665what was her end goal
YWNBW
fungal
>>225031665legitimately have sex for once in your life
Yeah I've got a little willy but my heart is massive isn't it
One million point deduction.>And the rest!Well said.
>>225031665where's this from she looks fitwould like more content
him love it food
might become a youth worker and give children loads of bad advice lead them down the wrong path get them addicted to vapes and ketamine
>>225031708would stomp on his fucking face
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790387353618749.mp4
>>225031678
>>225031722calm down rashid lad
>>225031392>G4Boyz Airbnbffs Rappers naming themselves after anything these days
>>225031665qrd I always see this about
>>225031692>>225031672Right please tell me why that’s set you both off
BBC comedy show idea: Rosie Jones and Lenny Henry team up in this hilarious off-the-wall sitcom comedy series as a husband and wife recently married moving to an exclusively white upper-class neighbourhood in Cornwall. The neighbours are suspicious of Lenny but over the course of the series they learn to get along, but not without some serious political references to the current times! Writer: Phoebe Waller-Bridge
>>225031708dogs are so fucking dumb
>>225031636fuck all lumbar support
>>225031741Some biomass got his willy out and was wanking at wains, this was at a swimming pool in Italy The foid jumped in to protect him
one post into the thread before a half naked black man is posted
>>225031762ai jiggle physics
blue board mate
>>225031762she's literally my type
There is a concerted effort from the zoomers to try and convince everybody that book reading is dead and anyone who does read a book is performative. Postmodernism has rotted their little minds, so sad xx
>>225031756scene where Rosie is giving lennys BBC a wank using all the drool pouring out her mouth as lube
>>225031762Right well that's a cracking pair of tits then isn't it also I think dadberg caught me looking at that lmao
>>225031762um madame your thick voluptuous breasts appear to be in the nude
>>225031765did he have a bbc
right well thats some lovely big jiggly boobies
>Ross County 13 - 0 Hearts B
>>225031791Made for the BBC
Big tits just arent good for sex sorry to say
missed the jubblies
>>225031804Take a look at him what'd you think
It is newly purchased
that reddit transvestite that spams "right well" every time something mildly weird is posted
it's my opinion that black pussy changed rorke... for the worse.
>>225031835issa meme
>>225031835up with with umposters in originality and hilarity
cs2 rush mode quite good
thank you australia for chewy caramel tim tams
rorke go 5 seconds without imagining interracial sex challenge: impossible
>>225031832It's not though is it
>>225031835i say right well and i'm not a reddit transvestitei just like saying it
don't like violence and conflict
>>225031864why was he masturbating in front of children
>>225031888ktim wish everyone was just nice and got along
>>225031879its your stim phrase for your OCD. But be warned, it can ruin your life.
>>225031864Did he have a big cock
>>225031896sexual emergency
>>225031896>why was the 80 iq african masturbating in publicwe may never know
>>225031864leftypol be like actually rorke is the one int he wrong here
>>225031864grim but its true, yt women are bringers of destruction
>>225031906ye
>>225031864not sure what that has to do with wolverine
always interesting on the weekends because the normies of /brit/ are out doing their thing while the freaks are sat inside talking about black penis
right well that's a bum pooing out a log of pooshit from its sphincter isn't it
>>225031916you're doing it againyou don't need to have these thoughts
theres a scene in GTA V where a paparazzi stalker is following Michael's daughter around and if you shoot him dead she starts to scream and he tells her to grow up
>>225031921he had that adamantium luh baton
>>225031920nice ai pajeet
need milk but cba going to get it. whats a restaurant i can order take sway from that can include like a small carton of milk from their kids menu or some shit
>>225031909>80iqyou're too generous.. more like 70
Heathrow’s third runway will now be delayed until 2039. China has built more than 100 airports in the last 25 years.
>>225031965just go and get some milk
Oh and by the way it was finally cold enough last night for me to not wake up drenched in sweat Poggers! The good season is here Summer babies soon (I am going to find someone to cuddle)
>>225031973we're not chinks are we?
the joke? i'm a tedious freak that annoys people on the internet
>>225031965starbucks sells milk, maybe you can buy it from there if you don't mind paying their prices.
>>225031973China also has a billion little gookslaves that get strung up and lashed if they don't do as they're told
>>225031965the nearest shop can't be that far way get off your arse and get some
scotland vs slovenia was a bad game ok
>>225031920she went from this to an alkie to a botched liver transplant then died all them millennial harvey hoes went crazy
nth for the baddiedem
>>225031973We make more money and it stimulates the economy when infrastructure projects are delayed. We're through the looking glass now and nothing makes sense
>>225031965Just order from a shop ?
it feels like autumn when that sun goes in
the problem is this island is too fucking small. our ancestors should’ve gone over to America before you needed visas and green cards and all that shite
>>225031636This fucking chair is everywhere here like pic related. I have it in my office it fucking stucks.
>>225031973China notwithstanding the UK infrastructure industry is a joke
>>225031973No one is using planes in 2039
Is Employed Woman working this evening?
>>225032054by then cars will be so fast that planes won't be needed
>notwithstandingalri simon jordan
>>225031965you can get it delivered for more than the milk cost
>>225031920>>225031952It's not AI, that pic was spammed on /tv/ years ago
what else should i add to make this worthwhile.cant have the man hand over just a tiny bottle of milk and nothing else. he'll laugh at me
quite right, it's not fair that so many with autism and ADHD are forced to wait in long queues with neurotypicals. These people NEED to be given priority access to the rollercoasters.
>>225031973we need a war so all these freaks who want delays and hearings and committees can be ignored and we can see what life is like when you complete ambitious construction projects every year.
he's only ever heard that word from his sports slopcast, the absolute state of his iq
he's my boring microblog about my mcdonalds order please care
>>225031999a strange cope but a cope nonetheless
>>225032109it'd be really funny if she got beheaded
>>225032112Think you forgot to post it la
>>225032109is she being shagged right at that moment
>>225032070S
>>225032046sovl
https://youtube.com/shorts/WtXSeNCEC-Q?si=GPR2dVyV4d4BAqEy
>>225031973>China has built more than 100 airports in the last 25 years.still not going there
the only thing that gets built in this country are restaurants, usually of the immigrant variety you go down your main street and there's a new Ultra Epic Chicken Shop with a big neon sign
china is a bit bigger than london no?
they should call the double quarter pounder the half pounder really
13th anniversary of /brit/ tomorrow
>>225032167thats what they want you to think
the octuple sixteenth pounder
>>225032177lie on
>>225032082A pack of ginger nuts, and a pack of chocolate digestives.
Full of despair and gloom. I have nothing to look forward to.I wasted so much precious time.
>fast foodgrow up little boy
>>225032118common knowledge isn't it
>>225032143i've seen that lemonade scene
Fuck off Ings
>>225032189the scran
>>225032193check the 'chive retard
>>225032230bro supports reading
Chicken nuggets
isnt itis ityou get meyou get me tho
>>225032189
>>225032244i'll do nothing
zoomers can't read a book and wonder why theyre unemployed LOL
>>225032206nowt wrong with an occasional one as a treat
some right seething schizophrenic losers in this general
>>225032189Fast Australian news day
>>225032272There is everything wrong with putting that shite in your system. Fast food is for children and teenagers, get a clue.
>>225032268random outburst at people who are at most 10 years younger than you
>>225032189right and they're the only copies are they if not who's arsed
>>225032083airports do these perks too if you tell them you've got something. buying a sunflower lanyard is one of the best investments I've ever made. some airlines will even let you in their lounges with one. I felt like Martin Lewis waiting for my flight with that around my neck
Starting to make sense
(8) they call me lil flip, i'm leanin to the lefti'm like the ying yang twins sippin this sippin this syr'p by myself (8)
in bed aren't i
>>225032296You strike at unc, unc strikes back. You sowed the seeds
corr
>>225032287cheer up
wonder if the ai posters know that literally no one is reading their llm output
my grandads given me a telescope like a proper one on a stand but idk how im supposed to use it without looking like a perv
rubber dinghy rapids bro
>>225032362aim it at the sky at night maybe
>>225032371good filmfunny
>>225032373screma odne that pedo
>>225032373And look at what>>225032398Wait how am I a pedo
>>225032359You can't really know what's in someone's head, but the ecosystem around AI poster generation gives a pretty clear answer: most of them know, and most of them don't care. The entire workflow is prompt image post, with no editorial step, no audience modeling, no "would a human actually read this wall of text?" check.
>>225032359owned them that will stop them posting it
screma odne
>>225032412jupiter moons is a good thing to start with
>>225032373piss off patrick moore
https://youtube.com/shorts/R8zK5uw_g2w?si=EwMrM7lW6tK_XeVKMe if
the funniest part is how some human posters are still on here playing along, talking to AI llm outputs and responding sincerely
>>225032412Space
>>225031636As an autist, I see no reason to really socialize because I am pretty boring, and my only interesting thing is that I went to Taiwan and Japan. Also, I am just not funny or fun to be around in general. I only got a couple times, and it was with a girl I met in a asylum, and with a girl I thought liked me in Taiwan. Most people my age have careers and stuff, while I fail, so I never leave my room except to find work at the agency or just jerk off
Dropped my packed lunch on the floor
>>225032436>>225032453Have to see dunno if it’s good enough for that far away
>>225032478What happened?
I'm being 100% serious right now. Would anyone like to fuck my wife? If yes, I'll post a link to a breeding website and will provide the passcode. It's all secure, safe and anonymous. I won't even be in the same building, there's just cameras to record the footage and I can watch back at my pleasure.
back on /brit/ despite "quitting" for the millionth time. nothing good here, really should just kill myself
>>225032499grow up
>>225031636decent chair
>>225032498I opened it and it went flying all over the floor
shoes squeaked on the badminton court today and immediately thought "ziedy would have loved this"
>>225032508Men can change, and change comes like a little wind that ruffles the curtains at dawn, and it comes like the stealthy perfume of wildflowers hidden in the grass
>>225032499yeah i don't care about being recorded just want to lose my virginity
>>225032523I fucking told you not to pack it on top of all those compressed springs.
>>225032486I should hope it is, otherwise why has your grandad got a terrestrial telescope in the first placeBit odd unless he's one of those wildlife man
They called it the end of an era xhttps://youtu.be/yebNIHKAC4A?is=pt9YBJxJBTOlKcss
>>225032519You can just not reply you know?
woke up late today and immediately realized i had absolutely no idea where my phone was which was impressive because i had fallen asleep holding it after twenty minutes of searching i found it under my pillow and decided that was probably a sign that i needed to stop using technology for a while so naturally i checked every notification i had missed then i went to the kitchen and made coffee but forgot to put coffee in the machine so i basically made hot water and drank it anyway breakfast was whatever i could find which turned out to be cereal that had been sitting in the cupboard for an amount of time i probably should not mention after that i left the house and immediately remembered i had forgotten my keys so i went back inside found them in my pocket and stood there for a moment wondering why i had gone back inside in the first place then i left again and somehow missed the bus by approximately three seconds so i stood there pretending i wasnt annoyed while watching the next bus slowly approach from about ten miles away eventually i got where i was going and spent most of the afternoon doing absolutely ordinary things there was a dog wearing a tiny jacket which was easily the most interesting thing i saw all day the dog looked extremely serious like it had important business to attend to i also saw someone carrying a huge plant down the street and nobody seemed to question it later i went to the shop for one thing and came back with six things none of which were the thing i originally needed somehow this happens every single time then i got home made dinner and accidentally made enough food for approximately fourteen people even though there was only one person eating it now i have enough leftovers to last until next year the evening has been mostly quiet and i have spent a ridiculous amount of time doing absolutely nothing important which seems like a perfectly reasonable way to end the day tomorrow will probably be just as random and hopefully slightly better
>>22503255567?
nary a word
the two r9k tripfags showed up at the same time again
tummies tummiesi like tummies
genuinely why does leftypol worship these people lads
>>225032547It’s a nikon if that helps
Rearranged my home office room and now I don't like it
>>225032582>post picture of brown people sentenced>leftypol loves these people!!!your entire life
>>225031636this chair sucks
>>225032580
>>225032056>>225032478
FALKLANDS ARE BRITISHChagos islands can fuck off
>>225032589Yeah I think Nikon only makes spotting scopesYour grandad might be a perv mate
BlackClaps
>>225032582>10 men jailed for 130 yearscould have just phrased it as>10 men will be out a little later
>>225032606It makes you uncomfortable doesn't it. I don't blame you, instead of having melties like this you could just, you know, disavow your retarded leftoid beliefs.
>>225032582they murdered 2 women and now are going to spend the rest of their lives in jail for it, whats your issue?
>>225031636got a BÄSTBOLL myself
>>225032465>Most people my age have careers and stuffno they don't
>>225032582Were the mother and child pakistani bro
>>225032582We don't worship them and they should rightfully be imprisoned or deported. What we're saying is it's not exclusively brown people that groom or rape and you can't just ban immigration because some brown people raped. You can stop immigration tomorrow and you'll still have white grooming gangs
>>225032621>UumyUM x
>>225032648>gaming chairno thanks
>>225032629It must have an actual use tho they wouldn’t make it if it was only for pervs
>>225032647Only getting 10 years each pal
went out and got milk and gained a clue
>>225032647it's not 130 years EACH niggait's 130 years CUMULATIVELYmeaning on average they get 13 years a piece
>>225032646i'm not a leftist and i know it's hard for a mong like you to comprehend this, but my life doesn't revolve around seething over tweets
you ar all so ficking borjng
>>225032652*rapes you*
>>225032667Usually used for wildlife and landscapes
Whats for din dins
a girl told me>I don't want to have sex with youwhat do
>>225032705mumberg's making beef burgers x
>>225032688lovely plappable gf there
Any sex havers can confirm?
Thoughts on tattoos?
>>225032653s
>>225032614name she's greatgreat jaw too
>>225032692Yeah mate I'm seething over...myself posting twitter screenshots
>>225032687Class lad do you feel better now
oh dear blud still lives his mum and she's cooking for himi am surrounded by literal children here
>>225032727Went to the royal marine one when I was a kid and was pretty cool
>>225032713It's over
>>225032721Don't remember her boobies being that big in Obsession
>>225032755ktim
>>225032721why does she have 2 glasses
>>225032721mommy milkers
>>225032721sir @ICEMACHlNE
>>225032749dunno sorry, saved in the wild
>>225032649My cousin is forcing me to hangout soon because I was honest once when I crashed out I said I didn't want to live I didn't want to do anything but just lay in my bed and die
>>225032721yes boobs are disgusting unlike juicy stinky cocks and bumholes corr
rorke's bringing pain to the game
>>225031938just let it happen rorke...
>>225032755t. lives in a flatshare with ngubu, poojeet and pawel
Bro be like boobs are disgusting
drinking some waitrose no added sugar lemonade
>>225032752you clearly are lmao keep seethescrolling on twitter and arguing against this imaginary leftypol character you have in your head schizo
Rate my stockpile
>>225032767she used to be a right porker then got on the jab, lost the weight and her career took off
>250 g beef mince (5% fat)>345 g sweet potato>100 g peas>50 g sauerkraut>10 g butter≈800 kcal | 64 g protein | 84 g carbs | 22 g fat
>>225032753fresh air was nice but embarrassed myself because I left in my cum joggers
>>225032794Live in a £600k house paid off mate nice try thoughWhat’s mummy doing for dinner tonight?
The motives of individuals described as butsukari otoko have been speculated to include venting frustrations arising from stressful social lives,[3] and some perpetrators have intentionally collided with women in an attempt to touch their breasts.
I live with my mum because I don't want to leave her to live alone
>>225032298>right and they're the only copies are theyyou guessed it
>>225032825ok that's nice of you ok
>>225032823>600k house paid off matecool how much did you inherit (i.e. didn't earn)
>>225032804Yeah I'm seething and i'm dilating and having le melty over a real life rape gang getting sentenced. omdz leftymong you are mindbroken
why don't brown people go fix their countries instead of shitting up good oneswhy don't white guilt leftists go fix brown countries instead of importing them to shit up good ones
>>225032523Isn't it better to get your lunch at work if you're in a supermarket?
Do people here really live with their parents? And they still cook and wash your clothes? Oh my days, what a runtish general.
>>225032818the blitz has been over for almost a century mate
>>225032836so what
I honest to God want to die most days but I am scared of fucking up suicide or my mom and family blaming themselves when it's my fault I made a noose once and was gonna do it but my aunt was already sick in the hospital I was scared
>>225032836zoomers haven't mentally advanced in 10 years. It is genuinely over for them
>>225032836i'm 21 i can't afford to live alone also i like my parents so yeah x
>>225032705Mum just finished the lasagne
Got £10 in my waller
>>225032825her alone or you alone
>>225032836im 24 im just a baby
>>225032836yeahnot my fault houses cost 8x the annual salary due to mass immigration
>>225032832There's literally nothing wrong with inheriting money from your family, in fact it's much worse not to because it shows you're from runt stockImagine trying to embarrass someone for having a family who worked hard and care
witnessed a few /pol/ posts above ... should not be posted here, they belong on /pol/
>>225032836I live with my sister and she makes me leave the house sometimes because I will spend entire day in my house just doing nothing but playing games and hating life
>>225032866Proper grub
>>225032825any parent who actually gave a shit about you would rather see you off living your own life rather than doing their dishes living as an eternal child
mums cooking dinner rn
I had a £10 note but I lost it
>>225032866carbs on carbs on carbs on carbswoudl scran the shit out of it thoaltho the lasgna kinda looks more like a parmigana than a lasgana
>>225032852if you don't want to kill yourself then don't kill yourself nigga!! :skull:
>>225032866could of cooked the bread you mong
>>225032876skill issue, povvo. if you were more useful you wouldn't be so skint
Actual fucking billionaires itt fuck off
>>225032841Loosing weight aren't I don't deserve nice food until I'm not a fat bastard
>>225032885so what happens when she brings a dude to her place and you hear them fuck?
>>225032852Last time you said you tried to tie the noose to the ceiling but it wouldn't hold. Now you're saying your aunt was sick in the hospital. Come onnnnn admit it, you're a liar
Dads cooking dinner
>>225032832>how much did you inherit£0Grew up in the care system never had any handout from anyone. Anything else you want to try? Trying to justify your shit life sad mate very sad
>>225032878gonna answer the question or not
>>225032876>due to mass immigrationIt's a lack of investment in infrastructure actually
>>225032923sc
>>225032880is it?
>>225032878Inheritance should be banned, it encourages lazy layabout sons of rich degenerates.
some of you are such horrible people it makes me a bit sad that you exist
>>225032870Both maybe
>>225032832lmao pissed off the carehome lad and the inheritancemong in 1 post
they live with their parentsthey don't have a joband they spend their days on /brit/ complaining that this is somehow not their fault
>>225032903i haven't got any money because i opened my wallet and all my money blew out :(
>>225032958they're ai bots
>>225032956Cope
>>225032932Doubt.jpg
say it aint so. good song that. yanks must love living in california
yes I’m 25 and live at homeyes I’ve never had a jobBut I don’t claim any benefits and never will so you can’t be nasty to me ok?
>>225032919you should make your diet change a positive experienceyou deserve delicious and nutritious foodjust less of it
just work just work and pay taxes and get inheritances and work and then you can be on the toil side of /brit/ not the neet side of /brit/
>>225033006ok this is almost me
>>225032991The point is it's believable enough to undermine your sad argument
a lot of the money I inherited has been passed down from my family's slave cotton business and I don't feel bad about it, in fact I use that money to fund white identitarian groups
>>225032958Yeah there's some real nasty pieces of work in here
zoomers can't cookzoomers can't readzoomers can't get a gfzoomers can't make musiczoomers can't be funnyzoomers can't watch feature-length filmsIt is over for them. Legitimately, sincerely, over
>>225033006well how do you live then
>>225033015What parts different
>>225033056i cant dancei cant talkonly thing about meis the way i wank
>>225033056zoomer derangement syndrome
>>225033056you ain't nothin
Mental how much more worthy of respect a train driver is compared to some "white collar" professional grifter such as the ones who post on /brit/ during work hours- if a train driver was caught having schizophrenic episodes about imaginary e-celebs on a British anime forum while driving a train can you imagine the kind of trouble he would be in?Further, can you you imagine if Diego and co went on strike? Literally NOBODY would care or notice because their jobs aren’t real.A pay rise for train drivers is long overdue I think- I recommend a fair wage of £150,000 considering the enormous responsibility of carrying all those thousands of passengers each day, using their elite concentration skills and all that wealth of theoretical knowledge to carefully ferry them to their destination, and my what an important job too! Meanwhile I would recommend the uppity tarqs of /brit/ have the wages of their coke snorting WFH "jobs" capped at 20k- seems completely fair given the amount of "work" they do in a given day and the lack of responsibility that comes with it!
>>225032958 i am very pleasant and nice
>>225032958good post>>225033006lol this is me but 10 years older than u
>>225032939About 300k
>>225033056Mousey wants to fuck female zoomers
>>225032923I am talking about recently and not years ago you nigga
>>225033062I used to repair phones and sell them just as a hobby then I used the money from that to fuck about with crypto. Don’t make much but enough to do my own food shopping My life is terrible
>>225032948Not really though is itif you removed the 20m nons- in Da Yookay then house prices would fall to 1990s levels
>boohoo immigrants are taking our jobsyou have no skills. no qualifications. no charisma. nobody wants to hire you.if you weren't such odious little cunts you could have started in some entry level job and worked your way up like how i did.k
>>225033071Every single post in that screenshot is true. If thats was "derangement syndrome" is then you're clearly just coping
>>225033143>>225033143
>>225033128AI will take whatever job you do before it takes mine lolololol
>>225033128>still thinking the job market is about skills, qualifications or charismaalri grandad? Still falling for that charade are we? Bet you think a firm handshake might get you a job too
