cheese and jalapeño sausage roll edish
hi
>microwaving bread
You: £400k and on /brit/ Me: £4 and on /brit/ We are the same
This is going to be a nice thread
started from the bottom now i'm herestarted from the bottom now the whole team fuckin here
>he still thinks jobs are obtained by skill or experienceno nigga its money, its always been money,
>>225033143
>>225033199we are the same
>zoomers can't make musicyou were saying?
>>225033143This is lethal to little british taste buds
>>225033189yes, confidence, personality, networking and all that shit is what gets you into an entry level positionthen you work hard and get promoted like everyone else who made something of themselves you sit at home and complain all day what do you expect
>>225033217>t. jewish
any strategy gamers in?
Mousey would look like Logan or Jake Paul if he dyed his hair blonde
>>225033234jalapenos aren't very hot
>>225033237>then you work hard and get promoted like everyone else who made something of themselves
ive never told a lie on 4chan
>>225033232>cringe ironic rape music it is so over for your generation
i don't wanna work bruh, i'd rather stay home and goon fr
>>225033237Has literally nothing to do with most SMEs and large enterprises in higher decision metrics. Did you actually think the hiring manager was going hmmm yes I can see Pajeet here will do the job for minimum wage, but John has the sparkly personality and he was clean-shaven so he can get hired on the £40k xxYou are a deranged little boy.
listening to paramore and dancing around my room like this except i'm a grotesque and fat little 35 year old boy instead
>>225033255most aren't by design but homegrown ones can pack a punch
>>225033232rip x
>>225033289ktim
what happens on the atomic level when drake gifts a birkin to a stripper
>>225033280i see beans and tendies but what's the other stuff
ronke
>>225033278right and what about her#owned
tell me one thing
is Obsession good or just incelbait
>>225033325elton delight
>>225033377bothhaven't seen it
inshallah he will recover
>>225033287yeah keep telling yourself that and stay on pip your whole life. being good at your job to earn more money worked for me and millions of other people.
>>225033377made for virality . very dishonest flick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgzCB--p5PQKINO
>>225033405i hope he pulls shrew haha x
>>225033377I liked itFirst horror film in a long time that had me unnerved a bit
>>225033426fucking mega screech roar howl
>>225033426lmao fuck off
>>225033438grow up
selling swifthistle in mulgore
>>225033377i liked it, the discourse online around it is full of virtue signaling and lacks nuance, but it's a very good horror movie.
>>225033461*grows up*
>>225033426scream roar
>>225033473you win
>>225033438
>>225033415Yeah mate because burger flippers at McDonalds get paid more and promoted when they flip more burgers than the guy next to you. You just need to work really hard and gel your hair and wear a nice tie to your interview and the hiring decisions are totally not based on how cheap they can purchase your labour for.
youtube UI is fucking WANK
>>225033143I wonder if there is a point in fighting anymore I still have that rope in my car and I could always take out that loan and die
should i bet on england to beat spain tonight
>>225033194why do you keep posting this dead woman?
>>225033516bet on fodey over 2 zesty faces
awful short nap
>>225033530scrwf
can't even imagine how much dosh ive saved by not betting, i'm an awful gambler so probably a lot
>>225033509well you clearly don't actually want to kill yourself so don't
>>225033498>gel your hairYou win the "hasn't left the house since 2003" award
A clue gained
>>225033503i recommend the YoutubeListView and Unhook browser extensionsmy YouTube just shows my subscriptions, all neatly presented, with no shorts page or anything
>>225033498if it's a dead-end job then obviously it's not the type i am talking about but even at a restaurant you could work your way up to manager which is still better than being a neet or whatever the fuck your do with your life
If it was just the working class Vs the Epsteinites, the working class would win The problem is there's also a pillar a ZOG golem working class goycattle who will literally die to defend the Epsteinite billionaires And also a lot of the working class will tolerate being tortured and raped by the elites daily so long as you give them an hour a day to enjoy their goyslop TV shows and video games
>>225033547I think you've proven you've not been in any senior corporate management position in your life, every second person you see in the City of London has a gelled short-back-sides haircut
>>225033567need a sauce
>>225033567drier than a nun's slit
>>225033573do you really need an extension to do what you can achieve with three lines of ublock origin config
>>225033567why all the butter if it's to lose weight?
>>225033586>you've not been in any senior corporate management position in your lifewhy would i have been in that position
>>225033587It's not meant to be nice it's meant to be nutritious with easily traceable calories
>>225033586I'm not the bloke you've been arguing with all thread, just haven't heard anyone reference hair gel in yearsYou should both fuck off back to /britfeel/ by the way
>>225033602takes 2 clicks to install an extension
>>225033575Life is not a hollywood film retard. If working life was really that easy then we'd all be managers, most people work hard at their job. You're acting like a GTA online character, grow up
>>225033567looks like dog food. can guarantee you have noodle arms and chicken legs
>>225033603That's only 10g and it's a treat, can't have potatoes without butter can you
>>225033567Never had sweet potatoesThe idea of a potato being sweet is quite not good to me
does it cost anything to just be nice
may he come in?is he allowed?
>>225033627bloat
>>225033586You can't even buy hair gel in most supermarkets now because of woke rules so you're talking shit about it being common to use it
oh you just have to work hard, why didn't I think of that? This lad is a genius, and he's giving out this advice for free too
I'm so aryan I actually looped back around to being vantablack
>>225033655ok
>A new help-to-buy scheme aimed at giving first-time buyers who cannot rely on the “bank of mum and dad” is to be introduced in a big policy announcement by Andy Burnham. The programme, called “Your first home”, is intended to help buyers in England who have a regular income but have been unable to save for a large deposit or don’t have financial support from their family.
>Andy Burnham puts dog-faced wife centre stage on eve of his first Labour conference Big mistake!
>>225033628i don't play video games so i don't understand your video game references. maybe stop playing video games and get a job.
>>225033647>>225033647>>225033647
>>225033586>every second person you see in the City of London has a gelled short-back-sides haircutwhatpost proof of this life you lead
>>225033656The kinds of places you get the gel are in the millennial barbers shop after you get the cut, dumb dumb.
>>225033644post apple
professional cuckqueen
>>225033567nice but why did you drain the fat
just bought some new creps for my job in the city
>>225033687not everybody is a poortherner runt that gets a haircut every 6 months mate.
>>225033666If someone has a regular income, they should already be able to save for a deposit. What's this trying to solve?
>>225033703I didn't it was just very lean mince < 5%
>>225033719omds you're foaming
i get my hair cut like every 2 monthshairdressers take your time, money, and hair...you gain nothing!
>>225033693
bloody hell ava
>>225033731Only a pipmong shut-in could possibly think this post made sense
>>225033733oh I see, lovely sweet potato though
>>225033715just bought 6 white pitta bread from sainsburys for 50p
Who was in the wrong
>>225033741hes done you mate
>>225033633Would pick you up and swing you around over my head like a lasso if I ever saw you in person, sunshine
>>225033756omg <3
>every second person you see in the City of London has a gelled short-back-sides haircut
>>225033688If you need hair gel then the haircut can't have been much good. I do my own just as well as those places and don't need hair gel
>>225033773>Who was in the wrongrorke
>>225033756hahaha love this fella
i'm not cutting my hair until i make it in life.
Local dentists stopped seeing NHS clients and went fully private expecting to make more moneyDidn't take into account we're in one of the poorest neighborhoods in the country and a year later they're getting all us poorfags to come back even though they've still hiked pricesWell no thank you you money grubbing faggots I'll take care of my teeth by myself from now on!
>>225033814adopt him then you'll do nothing
>>225033756Clawberg
>>225033762tbf its not that hard to save 60k if your parents aren't complete lizards and will let you live at home into your early/mid twenties
>>225033773cyclist as always
>>225033773the funny thing is even though there is footage and number plate of this, police cannot do anything with it. road crimes are effectively legal.
Something exceptionally grim about mongs who care about foreign football leagues Football is the most monged and dull sport, yet one league still wasn't enough for you?
>>225033832hes already been adopted mong boy
just asked my sister in law who is a hairdresser and they don't use gel anymore like we're used to, they've got matte stuff now for volume and texture without making your hair look wet and gelled
my name a apple
>>225033828Dentists should be banned from working privately until they've given 20 year service to the NHSutter scum, hate themEnslave them!
hiii hii hihihi
Bad news everyone! Employed Woman is dead!
I'm a skinnyfat 29 year old 5'9" KHHV with a detached 3 bedroom house, a mortgage, no gf (not ever), no mates (since 2015), no prospects, no memories, no career, semi-retired, ISA millionaire, can't drive, ugly, balding. I'm wouldn't say I'm "normal".
>>225033886Hear hear, this is something I can fully support
every barbers shop in the country has hair gel on offer right in front of you the whole time you're sat down getting the cut. Is this general full of AI spambots that never updated their llm output to compensate for visual observations?
audrey-ukraine poster has been found in a ditch
>>225033545I am just scared
Just realised my individual eyebrows are fucking massive
>>225033756how can someone be calm and energetic at the same time
>>225033903same but I'm 35, don't own my house, got no savings, no mates since 2013
>>225033903I am worse even though I got laid imagine being born as ugly as sin itself, with 60 IQ and generally useless
>>225033903i'm older than you and a broke NEET with no future prospects, but i have plenty of mates and banged some 20 or so girls who do you reckon have it better? x
>>225033773basedfuck two wheelers
brylcreem mong having a right bloody tantrum
my dentist is such a milf wonder if she can see my stiffy when she puts her fingers in my mouth
I am at toil
>>225033918Lad no one has used hair gel since 2010 even then it was gay like Simon from the inbetweeners
mad how the fear of heights is actually just a fear of not being able to resist the urge to jump off said height
>>225033964what a waste of internet space this post is
>>225033959You can always become an ISA millionaire. I can never make those memories you have.
>>225033964what does hedvig sjodin som aring mean
>>225033964scandinavians arent human, please refrain from posting them in this general
>>225033962He died btw
*updating llm output to compensate for visual observation*>>225033918just observed you're an unwell individual
>>225033991I love it ok
>>225033964youre a nonce freak, thats a child
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuIBj0R2ui4
>>225033991honestly dogshit
don't call me a mong boy if you want to survive the night
when I was a kid one of my dads friends told me don' use hair gel cause your hair will fall off - he was bald
>>225033991is that Mousey on the horror film poster!!!
>>225033964why's she got high vis trousers on
>>225033991not funny you should be quite ashamed ok
>>225033993it says "hedvig sjödin at 14 years old"no clue who that is though x
>>225034015not funny
>>225034031It's meant to be an accurate portrayal of the thread so farOf course it isn't funny
>>225034064well that's me shagged firmly up the bum innitfirmly
>>225034030shes work with hjorsegeek
>>225034038it's hedvig sjodin
>>225034064raped usraped us all
>>225033997LOL
>>225033991quite funny but I wish it didn't make me a manlet
>>225034018mong boy *runs away and hides behind my parents*
Want to go the rest of my life without contact with another human
>>225034047obviously is though
I'm serious, I don't like this pineapple vape
i match with mid women on tinder, actually below mid
>>225034086>quite funny but I wish it didn't make me a manletme after being born
>>225034095except usx
>>225034113fanny's fanny
hiyaa
might download hinge
>>225034095That why you're here lad?
>>225034112I don't think you're serious
Been looking after the nephew. He's a good lad but he says bro instead of mate and it's just not right is it
>>225034015Remember someone got done for dangerous driving for purposely splashing people like that
>>225034112grow up little man
>>225034140hii
>>225034113are their bodies good?
got the poo barms dialed in atm
>>225034152I'm super serious
>>225034155kick him over the house
went food festival with mummy we had delicious chicken gyro pittas for lunch :)
>>225034186that sounds nice
>>225034113that just means you're mid or below
>>225034186Bro went to the Grimmington-upon-Shit Food Festival
>>225034186no pork?
>>225034128>>225034145Yeah I'd still use the internet anonymously
>>225034155I'll look after him if you like
bulgarian anon loves food and tits
>>225034223our pork is not cats here
I watch england match!
>>225033377mental that people itt are calling it a good horror filmthe scariest parts are just when the girl starts shouting out of nowhere, the film itself is fine but even 'good' is a stretchpoorly done monkeys paw plot without any depth
you can have beans with a steak, right?nothing stopping you having beans with steak
Spaino tricked me once and had me on the ropes but after a couple of clever manoeuvres by moi I had him seething and caused a meltdown llol
Imagine the absolute state of a mong who wants to be a dentist when they grow upYes, I know it pays like £70k - £80k on average, and up to £120k for specialistsNo, I refuse to believe anyone is genuinely passionate about that shit
>>225034214its over for me ok
>>225034260good goy !!
i want to be a footballer when i grow up
best part of obsession is the bit where she wees herself
>>225033964They're literally 14 why hasn't this nonce been banned
might get really annoyed at the concept of wanting to be a dentist
>>225034259I don't eat the cats, I feed them, take care of them.
>>225034311Didn't happen
>>225034276little indian fellas going to bed and dreaming about saying "floss more saar, please consider purchasing hygiene cleaning service" utter state of them
>>225034320Dentist Internet Defence Force are we?
went to the footy. we won 2 nil. now sitting here in my cold front room in dead silence
>>225034325balkanbergs
>>225034325You're a good lad
>>225034342pussyclart
whys he got this fucking influencer mickey mouse lamp on, uncovered, 24/7 now?
i've played enough Roguelikes to know the names of all the tarot cards so if some astrology mysticism hoe ever talked to me i could drop my tarot knowledge and she would give me slops right then and there
>>225034342A woman has never touched you with a sense of sexual desire
>>225034362well
>>225034338Yes!
>>225034326?
>>225034357he has a vtuber avater and needs to keep the light on to make it work
should be more stories of hot ladies shagging the dentist in the chair to get money off their treatment
>>225034276As a lad with a similarly boring job I can tell you high earners are afforded freedoms and opportunities that regular people aren't
>>225034368not true my ex loved me very much until you know what
no....my daily dietary carbon allowance .....
Just killed a giant house spider and now I feel extremely traumatised, depressed, etcNeed a strong drink I reckon
>>225034362new goyim-o-meter just dropped
best part of toy story is when the toys come to life
>>225034368done us there virgin freak bros....
Any Boro boys in fancy a battering tomoz
>>225034395have you exceeded it?
My dentist is my friends fiancee who doesn't like me
Btw if someone offers you out and you DONT fight them it means they have a bigger dick than youThis is factual
Christmas in 4 days
>>225034408for me it's when a person walks int he room and they all turn into toys again
I'm spiritually Indian but ethnically British
>>225034415nice one
>>225034408gp
>>225034418rather not say x
>>225034401how did this happen? plead your case
havent made a rorke joke in a while. think ive lost my spark
Is it gay to eat a woman out on the 2nd date? Or is it expected these days?Asking because on our first date we ended up making out and she gave me a blowjob.
Getting wissed up nows. Not messaging ADHD lass night. She's old news now. Got my eyes on a new target x
best part of bee movie is the 45 minutes of courtroom drama
Wont lie I have a bird but I still match with lasses on hinge
>>225034470fuck off back to /britfeel/ or, alternatively, kill yourself
dont know what gp means
>>225034465you and i live in different worlds
>>225034470Send skuds flying x
>>225034479risky businesswhat if one of her friends or coworkers saw you on ther
>>225034453I've no defence, I'm guilty as charged. It crawled towards me at high speed and I had shoes on and nothing to catch it with so I just stomped on it, killed it instantly.I honestly deserve the death penalty, perhaps extensive torture first.
>>225034342Hemel Hempstead?
>>225034465why not just shag
nth for the holodem
>>225034479why
Only got 2 cans so have to save them till later on and drink them very quickly together to maximise the effects
>>225034465Donrt know desu, never gotten past a first date without getting sucked off / shagged and this is only date 7/10's and above mind you.
>>225034463are you a spark plug hahah
>>225034478i like the beginning when they give you a glimpse into the bee world those are always the best bits in those types of films
eating the food my mum cooked
>>225034276Isn't it exclusively Asians who don't want to work hard to be a doctor but need to impress their families who go into it?
>>225034488gay porn
>>225034516Build up the tension so it's more intense when it happens
off to the gym to find out if i'm the exception wish me luck
>>225034484Based
>>225033194Miss her x
>>225034510you're in luck son. i'm a fly supremacist. you were startled
(8) you're such a wonderful person but you got problems (8)
>>225034540Wouldn't know I live in an area of rural poverty in the east midlands where it's 95% white still
>>225034566why do you keep posting this dead woman?
>>225034465New>>225034592>>225034592>>225034592
nothing to dojust sitting staring into space
>>225034542i prefer shagging her rotten as soon as possible as a power playcan't be left waiting longer than some other lad was
>>225034595same, wish i could do something productivebut i cant
not going to a private dentist is runt behaviour
>>225034465why would it be gay?
>>225034595kinda same lol
wish id bought an incel flat closer to mumberg and dadowitz
wish i couldn't cum so there would be zero clean up after a wank
>>225034598stop talking about thisit's upsetting me
>>225034598Maybe you're right. Maybe she expects we'll shag since it's the second date. I've never gotten past a first date before see.
>>225034595youre staring at /brit/ though
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/Nigward/
>>225034506I have thought that >>225034522I just like big tits and arsed
>>225034629just meaningless words on a screen init
is £120k enough for a deposit on an incelflat?
>>225034623get a vasectomy
scroemtid at this >>225033764
>>225034595begging it
>>225034625just find someone to shag ffs stop virging up the place
>>225034654i love you. thats not meaningless x
Wish I was born a pawg
>>225034628never been on a second date where there wasn't already an obvious level of sexual tension that resulted in shagtivities
>>225034654
shall be upping my socialness somehow
>>225034675ok I love you too then x
>>225034667can't. now stop talking about it. it's upsetting
>>225034595Not me I'm staring at the LCD screen
the reason it's a meme to kill your dad and marry your mum is since it's so hard to find a gf it looks if your dad has already done the hard part
>>225034655Outside of London and other major cities? Absolutely, like double the amount really for a basic flat In London/Edinburgh/etc it will be at the very low end of the budget range thoughbeit
If we are shagging I'm eating her arse and pussy, no ifs and butts
>>225034697once you've experienced the physical sensation of ejaculating inside of a woman you'll stop being like thisnothing compares to it, for a moment it's like your mind is completely gone
blacks are everywhere now mhm x
>>225034724How's that a meme. It's from Oedipus
>>225033194Big fan of her boobias. To bad I deleted the pics
Do you think it feels as good for a woman to be cummed inside of as for a man to do the cumming
it's called head because you're putting your willy in their head. so technically a blowjob is skull fucking
>>225034765yh
>>225034586Makes my heart feel warmer x
>>225034756just a really old gimmick
>>225034765obviously better for the man, but women have a much higher overall capacity for sexual pleasureas good as shagging feels, i've never felt the need to scream mid shag, nor can i spaff multiple times per shag
What is it like to have sex with a chunky slag?
Blowjob requires a lot of trust desu You could ram it down her throat at any momentLikewise she could bite down full force on your knob You have to trust each other intimately, quite literally
>>225034795really weird thing to say
>>225034765not really. cant feel anything that far inside. can you feel the blood in your veins
>>225034803Can be smelly
>>225034769>technically a blowjob is skull fuckingand yet those poor boys got gaffled up in better call saul
>>225034825they can
>>225034812same for sex when either one of you could have aids sloshing around in your sexual fluids
>>225021276>>225021276>>225021276
>>225034825Mong
>>225034765most of the satisfaction is in the power dynamic of making you cum with their pussy, the physical satisfaction is more about the way your willy pulsates during the spaffing more so than the actual muck being blasted into them
She gave me Skully
>>225034769& normal sex is pelvis fucking?
right well that's kurva anyátok
Acutal new>>225021276>>225021276>>225021276
>>225034499On the wodka nows. Garn full scale x
got head from an israeli bihh call that iron dome
>>225034924>>225034924>>225034924
New>>225021276>>225021276>>225021276
idgi why do hungarians say your mother, sir and present an apple
>>225034813Bitter hearted 4channer wouldn't understand
