Implants edition
im swedish
>>225060293
arbeit macht freiCOOL
>>225060312ok me too
some implants look good
>>225060305you really need to get a clue
Men should toil while girls have fun
the gf
>>225060353mogs that anglo singer
when the zingers come out sizzlin
>>225060353can tell she's russian
what's the most memorable /brit/ post of all time
my shit smells sweeter than most
>>225059425All of this just to maximize making podcasts
i am off toil for a week. i have deliveroo'd booze.
Storms coming ani
>>225060388racism in greggs
Carry On Gapin'
>>225060404thank you for supporting white british genocide
>>225060388original virgin walk drawing
IT FUCKING LOOMS
>>225060373she is half english half french
>>225060388the lad who says greggs is correctly instantly, clint eastward is an honourable mention
>>225060388Being racist in greggs or enternally yours
>>225060412got to be this innit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ekhm7Pg6YVoIt's the "POO SCREAMING" stop!
>>225060440i.e. russian
>see clothes that look good>buy them and try them>look like complete shit or a massive queerevery single time
>>225060388pooseal
>>225060388now you're my bank
pooing gay porn
>>225060421dance monkey dance
>>225060396I've gotta admit i have amazing smelling farts and my bogies taste pretty sweet as well
>>225060388This ones not a bad shout
>>225060388yours eternally
>>225060453its coming back
>>225060457have you tried looking like a model?
So now that all the Chuck's have turned into Sneed's, what actually happened at Greggs?
Feast ice cream is stupendously lush
made a banger of a meme recently but by the time I finished making it the post I was going to reply to with it was already in the archive and I haven't got a chance to post it ever since
>>225060463Screaming
>>225060388the ms painting of the brit meet up
>>225060388racist in greggs is worldwide
>>225060440is the da or ma french?
>>225060510good post
>>225060388
>>225060453me in the front passenger seat
>>225060510Got a 10 pack of mini twister lolliesThey are as good as i remember
*minces into the thread*Oh hello boys~
>>225060453used to be called playbus when i was a nipper. hated the Y-bird stop with a passion
>>225060555also mega lush
>>225060563yalright babex
What would you do if you found her alone in an alleyway?
>>225060532Annoys me when i see the copycat racist in McDonald's posted anywhere
>>225060584bowl of eggs
>>225060584Ask if she was ok and then hope to god she said yes she was fine so I could be on my merry way
>>225060487
>>225060564Why did everybody hate the Y-bird stop?
get the biomass shorts watchedhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/5UuPCvcTk4E
>>225060584take a picture with her i think
>>225060606drink piss?
>>225060606Sex
>going from 99% ethnic English to 75% sloppy mix of low IQ Afro-Indian-Moslem in a half century in your own capitol Holy grimola
>wait all week for the weekend >weekend comes>it’s shit
>>225060533dad english
>>225060652*waddles brownly into thread*
>>225060614Grim beyond belief this was 6years ago but its still gold
>>225060655life is 90% expectation
>capitol
fancy something but I don't know what
>>225060486scr
>>225060655sneed for feed for the sneed>sneed feeds>it was formerly chucks
Zara mogs all the asian whores
Found out i have an ancestor called Shadrach HornbyMight change my name to that
leftypol is so odd
>>225060690basedthey'll not be marching down garvaghy road x
>>225060655i order clothes online and prefer the bit where i'm waiting for them to actually having them. metaphor for life that.
>>225060606Bottom text/reaction confirms it's fake, that's not a normal male reaction
>>225060690boomers are delusional
>>225060688Dunno that middle one's nice
mad how much one piece I've watched and mad how much there still is to watch
ugly bloke in birds clobber with his cock outbent pop song
for me it's
After much deliberation, we have concluded that I am indeed brown
Might change my name to Meshach Scalextric
>>225060740right well into the incinerator you go
>>225060690seamus go five seconds without mentioning gaza challenge
>>225060690what’s odd about this image
>>225060707same but hedonic treadmill stopped for me when i acquired the incel flat and kitted it out. to continue i think i'd need to unlock a new level by getting a gf or having kids
>>225060717Mogged hard by Zara
Donate as little as five pounds to The Black Pussy Changed Rorke foundation
What did he mean by this
>>225060789s
having a severe depressive episode and crying again.think im going to call 111 and ask to be put under watch for a few days because im utterly suicidal.
>>225060606
>>225060775Is the zara the one on the far left then?
ireland scudding israel at the football x
>>225060801very niice
>>225060768The plough constellation on the flag
Why do they look like that?
>>225060798cheer up mate:)
>>225060798depression isn't realcalling 111 does nothingnobody cares if you kill yourself
>>225060657How come this pairing is so common then?
what was that post about deano and his Barrett home
>>225060816zara is the one on the right, very cute
my wife a gay porn
>>225060740For me its the 28th (North Gloucestershire) Regiment of Foot
>>225060801Do horse faces often turn trannois
>>225060765impossible
>>225060690Why do the Irish hate the Jews?
>>225060851It certainly does seem like a trend doesn't it
>>225060845
>>225060775These bitches have extremely hairy twats
>>225060857is that caviar?
>>225060854They do it for cringe reasons but their heart is in the right place and their stance is the morally correct one.
*does an epic battle rap dissing leftypol*
>>225060854They both love blacks
losing a bit of timber via the old cheeky cocaine technique
Man and Superman
>>225060606>BeatriceHowling
>>225060546reckon i’m the swede posting here
My wife wants a second baby and the wanting sex all the time instead of once in a blue moon is nice but I kinda feel like I'm being used for my semen.
>>225060877oh wait it's broccoli
>>225060919
>>225060887rorke maaaaaaaaaaaaaate
>>225060875I think they all wax it
>>225060905Defo Tranny name
reorganising my bedroom so i cant access the door and starve in here
>>225060849The Cheshire cheeseman (22nd)
*enters brit*
>>225060882Not really? I saw what them Palestinian slags did on October 7. They was proud of killing Jews. They was wearing GoPros and calling home, “Mum, dad, I’ve killed a dozen Jews, I’m bringing home a sex slave”
>>225060775>>225060688>>225060936oh no no no no, NORDBROS?
I have a massive fetish for orc porn, specifically orc women, particularly dominant orc women to the extent I don't think I'll ever enjoy normal sexThere's just something about that green pussy, those tits and those abs, their no nonsense take charge attitude, their little tusks and piggy nosesI've spent thousands of hours on Skyrim and on every play through I always marry orcish women and start a homestead and family with themIf only orcish women were real I would volunteer to be their free use fuck toy and sex slave to violate and abuse as they wantYou honestly have no fucking idea how much this shit means to me, none of you have a fetish anywhere that compares to this. If her skin isn't green I cannot cum.
>>225060854They think jews are white
>>225060946A bank on a highstreet ? Luxury
had a weird itchy pain in my foot for a the last couple of days and today i saw a massive spider in my bedroom. i reckon the fucker bit me and i am dying rn
bras are cringe
so many bloody spiders aroundit spider season
Muslims look like that?
>>225060956this one is just unbelievably gorgeousthink I'm in love
>>225060971>Jamaican flagWhy is padraig like this
>>225060914If you need a fill in I'm your man. I've got 6' 3" full head of hair genes.
>>225061007get them wanked on
>>225060994Reckon you could beat it up
>>225060965I had a BBC cuck fetish that probably compares, I remember being a teen cumming hands free to it.
>>225060965I just realised copypastas aren't too much of a thing on the internet anymore, they used to be more common
Fun fact: Wikipedia has a ban on changing Zara Larsson's main infobox image because she kept throwing a tantrum and demanding it be changed to the current one and her fans raided the talk page discussion, even though the previous image was objectively better
>>225061024i killed it already
*enters the thread*
got the asmr on, cute dutch accent
not a fan of this "zara" gimmick
>>225061053Yesh?
>>225061053dyo feeal da tingles in joor brain?
>>225060937Yeah plus the nerdy little boy hobbies being discussed on a gay fuck app lol.
How can anyone like trannies when women like this exist
>>225061052right how does she wipe her bum then
>>225061052thats a cracking pair of chebs though isnt it
>>225061053I only watch Skepticalpickles stuff
>>225061073she'd be fitter if she had a cock
>>225061038You're an embarrassment leftypol
>>225061073variety is the spice of life
Btw there's two confirmed ZOG spammers that post their /pol/ pro-genocide spam hereOne is a literal IOF agent operating in some office in "Israel" who gets paid to post his vile slop here and will bore off if you point out he's a bot a few times.The other is a British Jew who lives in London and is an extremist Zionist/fascist and is just totally insane and obsessed with wanting to genocide Palestinians and will angrily reply to anyone who has a shred of humanity.
as-salamu alaykum
>>225061064not a gimmick more of a mentally ill swede with a spamming problem
>>225061073Love women me
>>225061079i do it for her
>>225061086wank to her sometimesx
>>225061082She has great arse and tits, shame what happened to her
>>225061052would
>>225061095Dont care x
>>225061095all me
>>225061105Got quite the arse in her
>>225061087well if she did she's not going to walk around with it out in public
seeing a lot of boobies
>>225061117who is this tit cow
What if an orc woman just dragged you off and fucked you again and again against your will
>>225061155Based fuck bog trotters
>>225061023what on earth possessed you
pain on my willy
>>225061089I don't do politics anymore, but if I did I wouldn't consider myself leftypol, for example my solution to the boat people is to put them in a shipping container and drop them in the sea.
there's a known government agent in /brit/ called "Ian" who's intention is yet unknown
>>225061155They hate the Irish but I bet they'd welcome in Jewish members
>>225061095Desert problemsBottom text lmao
Which way, British man?
just give the small boats to Ireland. they want them
it looms for that lot yes that lot they know who they are
Fares is a Mossad agent
>>225061195me;_;
/brit/ stands with the PFLP.
>>225061155Wasn't because she was openly supporting Lindsay Clancy and throwing abuse at and threatening to dox anyone who rightfully criticised her for that yeah?
>>225060990True They did start it didn't they
>>225060857elton
free lucy letby
just get the boat people shipped off to ireland
>>225061244She guilty bruv
Did you have fjortisar in England?
>>225061195no looming for a week now
>>225061095Both are pro small boats I'm sure.
>>225061244mad how many millions she'll get in compensation when her sentence is overturned
>>225061221how so
running a nice deep bath. going to lie in it for an hour and watch telly and drink lager.
this faggot fucking cat is having a laugh
>>225061219I once thought this until i questioned an English born paki to why he wasn't supporting England over Pakistan in the cricket.
>>225061274she can spend it all on me
remember the lady gaga has a cock rumours corr imagine!
>>225061155Imagine letting women in your political party hahahaha
>>225061219Reckon theres nationality and there’s ethnicity John Barnes and Nasser Hussein were playing for England and that’s fine but there’s also the descendants of the Anglo Saxon/normans and those people are ethnic English.
>>225061285wtf he didn't mean to. be nice :(
why not a big boat, more people innit
>>225061285he does big wees
>>225061219>allow me to explain your nation's identity and how it includes me
What if a black person is descended from one of those black north african Roman soldiers who were brought to Britain to guard Hadrian's wall
>>225061285showing you who's in charge. teaching you a lesson.
>>225061291Remember folk said Marilyn Manson can suck his own cock
>>225061267https://youtu.be/lYdVEma-xs0
>>225061079she probably does what I do and just showers afterwards
If brots hadn't declared war on Germany none of this would be happening.
Of course you can still be Chinese if you're not Chinese, Rorke
>>225061286What did he say?I’m always fascinated about this. Rishi Sunak supports England and in his later years, Enoch Powell used to say that it depended on who you were prepared to fight for and play cricket for
he even enjoys fish and chips rorke come on let him stay
>>225061216then goes off crying to the torahgraph who are keeping a running tea blog on restoreyou go, hershel, babesjez hermer did the same, that bolton guy will likely follow next
>>225061219Mass immigration, forced diversity and multiculturalism that nobody ever asked for maybe?
>>225061331rorke's arbitrary umbrella does not extend to those people sorry
Imagine a white Brit moving to Asia or Africa and trying to lecture then locals on how he's actually just as Korean/Laotian/Yoruba as they are
>>225061345Germans were the bad guys in WW2 actually
>>225061285
>>225061320Even your right wing icon Jacob reese mogg pushes back on this rorke
who is the ummiest
>>225061391no he doesnt
>>225061338Sweden has so much SOVLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-8E4Nirh9s
>>225061371Well there aren't a billion of them over there except in Hong Kong and... Well...
>>225061285That was you wasnt it
'sa 'e 've 'er
>>225061407...what
>>225061350Said he wasn't English and that he was Pakistani despite being born in Huddersfield
a wank could very well be on the cards
>>225061426Stunning and brave.
dude sweden lmao
>>225061378I've looked into the history there, and I have no idea how anyone can come to that conclusion. And the after effects of the war speak for themselves. Britain controlled Palestine in 1939, now both Britain and the USA are controlled by Israel and it's international tentacles.
>>225061371"I soaked up India like a sponge soaks up water. I felt as Indian as I did British"
>>225061434Well, go listen to some HK people talk
fanslywank on the cards
dain a wee sacked tranny
>>225061459sent him flying
>>225061449cool it
>>225061455goated
>>225061442Failure of integration and I worry it’s going to tear this country apart
leftypol getting his 5 a day by pwning bots on twitter
It's an intentional catch 22 by the far rightIf you say you're English then white people say you're not and get all pissyAnd if you say you're whatever ethnicity you came from they call you a traitor with no loyalty to the country who needs to go back even though your grandparents were born here
>>225061391>blue labour>right-wing iconlollmao even
Hello, I'm calling /brit/, please respond
>>225061484>If you say you're English then white people say you're not and get all pissyThese days, if you say you're English, they arrest you
charlie charlie kirky
>I got addicted to 7-OH and to get passed the withdrawals I'm taking buprenorphine, an actual opioid Right so they're being lied to aren't they
>>225061491moshi moshi /brit/ desu
>>225061468Can't say basic true things can we. Someone will pounce on us to remove our voice proving my diagnosis correct.
>>225061459genuinely have no idea what youre on about there arent a billion of who?
>>225061484i think this catch 22 only exists inside your head
>>225061503Gold Ship
haven't seen many 'due to woke' posts lately, I imagine this is due to woke
have i got poos for you
>>225061491is that actually a vibrator
>>225061540the posts defeated woke once and for all
hate my shitty fucking life, fuck all of you, die
define woke
Mental how coke (the drink) and coke (the drug) share the same nameWhose bloody stupid idea was that eh?
>>225061478On a seperate note i also remember mentioning to a white friend of mine who was also from Huddersfield about how i have never experienced racial abuse cause i grew up in an all white town. He reply was basically "Oh, i have".
>>225061219mr potato head nigga
>>225061552Nah it's the new iPhone model
Rorke getting out of bed due to woke
>>225061491WOAH THIS GIRL LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HER LIKE THE LAUNDROMAT PICTURELITERALLY GOLD SHIP !!!
>>225061285cats piss when they're distressed because the smell of their piss is comforting to them. so the kitty is either distressed or incontinent
>>225061285if a cat cant control its piss it means it's probably diabetic
Lads I'm drinking in the park again and thinking of doing another post photos as I go along and get into near trouble
>>225061564cheer up yank :)
>>225061506I was originally going to write that but decided not to do so to score an additional (You)
lady gaga had a rib removed to suck her own cock
It's too dark in there park right now might migrate to a bus bench
>>225061594yeah get raped fuckstick and go to hell forever
DIE! DIE! DIE!
>>225061610scr
>>225061599You've been doing this hours
cody is fricken pissed dude
>>225061552Yeah, girls like sex and masturbation
>>225061586go on show us what you're drinking and your incel shoes then
>>225061615i still find it mad how history from 1945 can summarised as DYE DIE DEI
>>225061640Proof?
>>225061570I’m not white and I grew up in an all white town. I got more racial abuse from people calling me coconut than I did from whites
such a shame but i'll have to filter this swede for now
>>225061566when you stop sleeping
rorke saying he isnt racist because he buys his papers fromt he local 'aki shop
>>225061654scr you fucking coconut
purple aki shop?
>>225061654not possible according to leftypol
snort coke go woke
due to woke there will be no new
>>225061646Ok figured out the size limit thing again gotta post on app first cus it clips them paste then here. On my second one so still
hope the new is a free sheldon edish
There will be penis inspections in the new
Hmm... yes... The treatment I'll prescribe for your condition is: Laudanum - 30 drops daily, colloidal silver - one glass daily, mercury - 10 ml twice a day, and whiskey - as required. If that failed we'll proceed with the blood letting and nightly salt water enemas.Any questions?
>>225061640do you reckon?
>>225061724dire lifei'd euthanise you if i could
>>225061724based this is what britain used to be about
>>225061734let it go lad
>>225061650>no adblocker
Fucking hate it when you just randomly look out of the window to see what's going on in the world and there is some fucker actually out there in the street.
>>225061734It's a Delboy edish
Whiskey and laudanum is good for you combo, though
>>225061762
there will be a bouncer standing at the entrance to the new checking willy sizes, below 5 inches and you're not getting in
>>225061649>>225061741I posted proof in the new thread
