blackpool edition
scream
>>225071982i went to Blackpool for a weekend once and wanted to jump off the top of the tower
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UURf_6KI_Rkwhat's going on?
you can tell NI isn’t British when you look at how violent they are over there and how peaceful we are over here
>>225072016just cause i have to shoot through a crowd of catholics to defend myself doesnt make me any less british than you
SHEVASHEVACOME ONSHEVACOME ONHURRY
https://youtu.be/-Z45dEitIp4
>>225072072>In November 2024, after discovering that her 9 Sad Symphonies Tour was making a loss, she announced that she was selling pictures of her buttocks on OnlyFans to subsidise its losses; her account was marketed with the slogan "Butts for Tour Buses".>By March 2025, her account had diversified into pay-per-view feet content and comedic food-based erotica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9PmkDQguv8
>>225072016you can tell its british because the british colonised it 800 years ago and never gave it back. its an age old tale
It's all kicking off!!!
alexa order ceiling projector alexa use ai to scour the internet for every nude picture of ivy wolk
>>225072159this picture is outdated. the Pennines are trans now
>>225072182Why don’t you go to these things instead of watching it online
not sure what to do for a job really since everything's being done by AI now
Right then
>>225072210Gay stripper
>>225071982
>>225072196not him but I've been to two of them. the main reason people go is the events not to listen to the main speeches on the stage
>>225072196£145 and that's without accommodation etc. Meanwhile I can watch it at home for free But you can go since you can afford it so you go ok wave to us
>>225072219I do have a spectacular willy to be fair
>>225072214that woman will never have children :(
regretting decisions i didnt make in the past again
mary-louise parker isn't as fit as i remember her being when i watched weeds (2005-2012) as a kid
Right well that looks legit and not like a false flag…
>>225072262is everything a false flag to you rorke
Tried wanking to get rid of my hornyness, now I'm even more horny. Wtf
really don't care if women are stupid entitled whores, that's their problem not mine
>>225072159>800 years agoAt what point does it just become how things are and not a colony to be reclaimed?
I know it’s cruel but we need to reintroduce work camps for the homeless and junkies, it’s the only logical solution. Build massive facilities with menial jobs that work like a construction line and round them all up and force them to work every day and beat them until they comply. A year of this will solve a lot of their own problems and massively improve the world for the rest of us and the labour would pay for the costs of the facilities, rounding them up and their cells and staff
The butcher of Baghdad
Can't a nigga get a QRD on this Fairford business? Who was it leftypol, rorke or Rasheed?
>>2250722811:30 AM country lane so no street lights, it would be pitch black and yet somehow even though they are wearing masks the witness immediately pegs them as Middle Eastern ok
well im off to wind down goodnight lovelies
ray-ray-racismlad, he things that niggers are bad
corr just did a really satisfying poo
>>225072313sounds like paintball. have you even been?
getting gangbanged by a group of military aged fighting men
>>225071982Blackpool is the most disgusting place I’ve ever visited Every city has its junkies and scum but it felt like every single person I saw who wasn’t a tourist was a form of junkie or scum
>>225072340erm.. projecting much?
>he things
how do you buy drugs without having to fuck about with the darknet? just go to a dodgy area and approach whatever black or brown cunts are loitering around?
10:00-11:00 is study time part 1 so do not disturb me please x
what was a farmer doing awake at 1am?
>>225072379they do loads of night work you clueless urban twerp
>>225072379maybe he was farming nightshades lol
>>225072295depends. the irish situation isnt unique either scotland will continue to push for independence until it happens. the endgame for all of these countries will be the same though. minority white generic western social democracies
>>225072379Who's got the MoD on speed dial? Why would they be your first call and not the police?
>>225072396because they live right next to an air base you fucking retard
Lol, Britain is literally just a floating American aircraft carrier haha
i went to blackpool when i was 10 and had a great time
>>225072362It’s just not worth it having to interact with scum dealers unless you have an online connect or a real world connect, eventually you’ll have to fight someone or get ripped off etc
>>225072379>The farmer tells the Today programme she was coming home late from a party when a road was blocked by "three white vans", which she called "suspicious". She then saw the group of men run off
>>225072340The only employers are public sector, about 80% of the residents are unemployed of just barely part time employed. Need to build an AI data centre there to create jobs and opportunities
>>225072412Lol ok mate I'll just call up Colonel mustard and tell him personally there's suspicious activity
>>225072412yep just a coincidence that the farmer who happens to live next to the base and has the number for the MOD also happens to be the one who's awake at the exact time to spot the suspicious vansfunny coincidence isn't it
>>225072413Congrats on finishing 1984
>>225072439>and has the number for the MODIt said he called 999, that's the police not the MOD
>>225072438you're too scared to make phone calls
mad how a good cheese is lush until you eat too much of it and then it's like you're eating horrible glue
The far right most be fuming we haven’t had a terror attacker in years, they are just waiting for the next Manchester bombing etc to get them going but it just ain’t happening and they have to settle for migrants just being scummy and unwanted Muslims have evolved from terror attacks Rorke, they have conquered from within already
>>225072439This is called the anthropic principle
from today's walk
it called the gay ass nigga theorem
Think I'm gonna stop seeing prostitutes after next week.I'm paranoid I have an STI now. Desperately waiting for my chlamydia and gonorrhea test results to come back, then I have to do a HIV/syphilis test at home as soon as the kit is delivered.Honestly if I have caught something I'm gonna be mad. I've done numerous tests over the past year and have been clean. Why can't other unhygienic cunts do the same?
how does poo and pee know which pipe to go down? the human body is mad
>>225072455spending 10 minutes writing a script for what to say on the phone, by which point the terrorists have won
had a schizo episode the other day and walked around telling any blonde women i saw that they were made for BBC
rapping my own arse
why is it that things are getting a bit better but we imagine everything is getting worse and that the end is nigh
>>225072478Why the fuck are you barebacking ladies of the night?
>>225072490shut up mate. no you didn't
my life is pointless. no clue what job I want. may as well rape myself to death
Seriously though why has god or evolution or whatever the fuck it is made most tasty food unhealthy and bad for you and most nasty food good for you?Bacon? Peng and bad for you Fat? Peng and bad for you Lettuce? Nasty and bad for you Cooking oil? Peng and bad for you Sugar? Peng and bad for youGranola? Nasty and bad for you
so let me get this straight they had 3 big vans full of explosives intended for the RAF base but instead of going there they decided to take the 3 vans and park them side by side in the middle of a country lane blocking the whole road and then just start walking around? Makes perfect sense
>>225072462lucky bastid
>>225072136
>>225072515>lettuce is le badCringe ahh carnivore bullshit
If STIs didn’t exist I’d be fucking escorts all the time, I wouldn’t even date I’d just have female friends and fuck escorts it would literally be cheaper than having a girlfriend
>>225072515it not right
it's been like this since wednesdaywas supposed to receive the package on thursdayhave bames taken the package?
>>225072515Fat isn't bad for you it's just calorific so you need to manage how much you eat
a 4 leaf clover is 1 in 5,076a 5 leaf clover is 1 in 24,390a 6 leaf clover is 1 in 312,500
>>225072525mark would've been a great police officer if he didn't smell of fish :(
>>225072515animal fats are good for you mate
>>225072543Too bad he’s a convicted peadofile
>>225072540actually found a fivey and a sixy yesterday. once when i was little a swear on my soul i found a seveny
calling an individual food good or bad is the true mark of a retardIQ tests should just be "is x good for you?" and if someone answers yes or no they are retarded
>>225072515god didnt invent any of that though. those are all human creations. none of those grow naturally
>>225072553Do you often count petals on clovers?
asked chat cock&ball torture to write a post for /brit/ but it was so fucking cringe and gay that I immediately deleted the chat and then raped sam altman in the face
>>225072515mental how badly youve fucked up this post>>225072526mental how retarded you are that you read his post and didnt naturally understand that hed made a mistake
:/ poo:O japanese poo
>>225072556midwit spotted
>>225072567...yh
Morning team still in bed but reckon I'll get up shortly
>>225072597Did you wake up with a stuffy?
Actually hilarious how you lot will just lap up the narrative around this attempted "terrorist attack" just because it fits into your prejudices
are you shitting me? it's a fucking apple corer
>>225072632they won't ask for ID. they've never asked me and i ordered a whole knife set.it's just to cover themselves legally
>>225072610My congestion is mostly gone now. Only a very slight sniffle remaining
>>225072617bit antisemetic. it was clearly an attempted attack on the jewish community
>>225072648I meant stiffy, my phone autocorrected
Any weemilk man in?
>>225072616all gone. thanks to woke
>>225072632what about scissors and rocks
>>225072632you really think the low IQ migrant delivery worker will bother with that? He'll just lie on his delivery software and say he saw your ID.his manager is also a lQ migrant who also doesn't give a fuck.
rorke eating carrots and peas and roast potatoes
My testosterone most be rock bottom, I literally never get randomly hard or wake up hard or if so very rarely
Could be toast and tea for breakfast team>>225072667No I didn't. Did you?
>>225072640>>225072696i clicked on the verify link and it gave me an error, gone with a different seller now and it went through
>>225072712same
It is not illegal to shag a 16 year old unless you film it
>>225072712do you watch porn, do you exercise?
>>225072712Need more animal fats, organ meats and less plants in your diet lad. You'll be rock hard 24/7 then
>>225072712>>225072744not waking up with a boner is a serious sign of something wrong with you matenot just testosteroneyou need to sort this out. start eating well and go going to bed at a normal time
>>225072745 But it’s very, very frowned upon
>>225072745The fact it’s illegal to film proves the age of consent should obviously be 18 not 16
>>225072755most of my meals are meat and i still have this problem
>>225072745Legal =/= okayIf you're not a nonce in disguise you understand that as an adult with a fully formed brain you should protect the girl and not shag her just because you can technically get away with it
If I meet someone older than 17 shagging a 16 year old I’m 100% considering them a wrongun
>>225072712been like this for years for me
>>225072728Yes, actually you know what can't remember haha x
got no water coming out of my taps. thames water testing my patience this morning.
>>225072777can't tell if this is ironic
>>225072755wrong way aroundvegans get harder boners and saturated fat from animal foods means no boners
Just read about Rubin Blount and it's upset me :-(
>>225072770It should be 16 but only for people under 20 as well, can't criminalise teenagers for doing what puberty is telling their bodies to do, but you should protect them from pseudo-nonces taking advantage of this legal cuandry
Just Rorke the fuck upThis shit don't stop
another boring carnivore vegan argumentare you mongs capable of holding non-fringe opinions about anything?
Literally spent years eating sugar and chocolate and crisps almost everyday and frozen pizzas and all sorts of unhealthy stuff and I literally look normal or semi in decent shape with a t shirt off. Even shirtless I just look very slightly skinny fat but more just a normal average build and I have worked out less than 4 months my entire life How is this possible?
if you are over 22-23 you shouldn't shag 16-17 year olds
Fucking hate homeless people
Rorke's response?Are these the so called BAMEnurses?
>animal products? no none of that muck for me
>>225072818All the fat is clogging up in your organs, instead of in the skin. You're literally a ticking time bomb
>>225072831bit hobophobic innit
>>225072794really sad case
>>225072815it was like two posts respectfully disagreeing not an actual argument man stop being a pseud
funny daily mail comments on that articlethey're still whining about immigrants despite the carers being white british
>>225072508I'm not barebacking them, unless you count oralI always use a condom, they insist on it Realistically how likely am I to have an STI?
>>225072862low unless you fuck visibly diseased girls
>>225072858they have the same argument every day and it always turns into shit like this >>225072833
I don't consider myself to have just 'woke' up this morning. I'm not woke at all. I Rorke up.
>>225072884hi doggy
>>225072844m.youtube.com/watch?v=UXn8AwxaTtI
>>225072777by that logic the age of consent should be raised to 25 since that's when the brain usually finishes developingyou only want to shag 25 year old roasties your entire life lad?
Really getting into porn that's filmed by. A female cameraman. They give the male artists the respect they deserve
>>225072900lol
>>225072907Would you actually have sex with a 16 year old tho?
>>225072898hi upside down annon
>>225072760the lowest end of legality will always be frowned uponraise the age of consent to 25 and people will eventually think it's noncey to shag 25 year olds
>>225072925belladonna?
>>225072936stop being such a prude
guys i have to tell you, im a virgin
thoughts on books?
>>225072951see >>225072946
>>225072937idgi
>>225072951Woke rubbish
>>225072941Nah they wouldn’t though basic biology mate
>>225072946holy shizz STICKMAN SEEEEEEXXXXXX!!!!!
>>225072936no, i probably wouldn't even shag a girl under about 22, they're all horrible little ratlike creatures with annoying voices
Own so many books for the aesthetic and probably read three of them
>>225072941There are people who now think if you are 22 and your gf is 18-19 that you are a pedo which is insane
>>225072951if they let you buy/read it at the local library it's prolly not worth reading
>>225072941you are deeply autistic if you think this
>>225072979>no, i probably wouldn't even shag a girl under about 22sure bud
>>225072979do you ever search for the "teen" tag on porn websites?
Barely legal porn
Don't really see Jannies depicted as the dog anymore
>>225073007no u>>225073010well obviously it depends but i really just am deeply offended by the prevailing zoomette style these days
I disgust women
>>22507303120 year olds have always been annoying, some of them at least
>>225073014no because it's never real teens is it, it's usually just skinny girls in their early 20s, so why would i bother when, even if that were something i'd go out of my way to search for, i'd ultimately still just be getting lied to?
always funny how isolated repulsive virgins are the ones in favour of lowering the age of consent even if you could legally fuck teenagers they wouldn't want you
The ideal women is on the verge of chubby. Not quite there, but a few kilos more would do it, but she's not quitethere.
do bongs really. how could bongs possibly do this
>>225073063the best post on this board rn
>>225073041No phones allowed at the pump please
>>225073063am inclined to agree but ONLY if they have ample chebs to match
I've never actually seen my bumhole, fuck knows what's going on down there
>>225073069
>>225073063
>>225073082My phones never out when I pump your mum because I'm so caught up in the moment
the ideal women is just this
>>225073101I recently learned that sienna is a dark red, always assumed it's a shade of blue
sienna? thought that was a car
>>225073043Not just women
>>225073121she looks like she stinks good
>>225073125sienna is a burnt orange u fool
>>225073125lol
>>225073136this means nothing to me. oh sienna
>>225073121This would be so much better with pee and shit stains
>>225073121i wonder if it smells good
>>225073141indeed i actually imagined myself sniffing her fannois
Turns out its a good thing I didn't do philosophy in uni. Just took two months to finish a philosophy book, and less than a week to finish a fiction book of equal length
>>225073146Wtf is so funny
artfully sliding a finger up her moist fannois then immediately sticking it up my nose
>>225073121who she?
>>225073165what book was it? philosophy books take me a long time because i always stop and do a think
Read about 600 books and got another 500ish unread Physical not PDFs
>>225073121yeah she's nice and all but as with almost any woman you'd get bored after a few shags, variety being the true ideal and all
calming my pet yank down from one of his drywall punching episodes by waving a twinkie in front of his nose
Lads, did you know that the Time Warp song is from a gay tranny movie? How the fuck did society make it ok to shove that sort of homo trannoid propaganda on families and children at wedding receptions and such?
I hope the UK government is aware if we go to war with either Russia or any goat fucker war relating to Israel their is 0% chance I’m fighting or most other brits
only books i read are technical manuals on subjects i have no interest in pursuing in any professional or even recreational capacity. am an audidact you see, a true self-made man
4 blokes 3 vans
>>225073170you yanks are adorable when you think you know something. running around with your little wrong ideas
>>225073207give it a rest rorke
Ah fucking hell my life is so shit the fucking catberg pissed all over the kitchen worktops and the other catberge did a sloppy shit all over the floor
>>225073189maybe you just can't fuck right willy size?
willy's small
>>225073221maybe you have too many 'bergs
would also like to know the aussie's willy size
>>225073221Bet life would be even worse if you have a massive smeggy crust cock hanging between your legs
since America was involved I’m sure it will be another case of mongs being groomed by intelligence agencies to do these things then they swoop in and arrest them and act like heroes
>>225073218we love them dont we folks
>>225073221It’s mad I think I know who you are lol, you don’t live in England
Police are appealing for public assistance to find a 13-year-old girl missing from Sutherland.Adyson was last seen on Belmont Street, Sutherland, on Saturday, September 26.
>>225073211>yeah yeah chap, in you go
>>225073235CORRRRR PENGGGGG
>>225073232i am sporting a gentleman's 6 since you ask, but i don't see what my knob size or sexual prowess has to do with the universally-known fact that all men inherently want to have sex with a variety of women
>>225073245I only got 4>>225073257I live in Shrewsbury
>>225073260>13The sun really does age your skin I guess
>>225073260sonion
>>225073221cats' behaviour mirrors their owner's btwnot implying you actually piss and shit all over the floor but something about your behaviour must be mentally ill enough for them to be acting like this
>>225073276No you don’t
Surreptitiously googling how many Aldi's are in Shrewsbury
Can you help us find Evie?Evie, aged 15, was last seen on Pinnacle St Miranda on 24 September 2026.
>>225073293There’s 2 and I’ve been to both and didn’t see her working there. She doesn’t live there
>Canslad isn't feeling great today>see spaino is pretending he has a cat pissing and shitting on him since it's his fetishI feel better now, lads.
I will find them
>>225073260>>225073297let them go bruce
i wonder what aldi and lidl in america are likein europe they are all mostly the same, same food, same checkoutsdon't think it would work in america. too much fresh food, not enough junk, tills culturally inappropriate for the yanks who don't want to be rushed to fill in their bags by themselves
back when i was a teenager girls were forbidden from wearing makeup, and it's not like i went to some weird religious nutter school either
>>225073260If that's what 13 year old girls look like then I'm in trouble. Good lord!
Chloe is missing. The 14-year-old was last seen on Gao Circuit, Darley around 7pm on September 20.
>>225073310canslad is obese lol highly inaccurate image
Raped and killed by a gang of abos no doubt
I’m not exposing her but employed woman lives in another country in the uk that isn’t England
>>225073271we do yes but finding a woman you're perfectly sexually compatible with and sticking with her is a feeling unlike any other
>>225073260I've a coworker who's 32 and looks younger>>225073338Alri weapon x
first he talks about shagging 16 year olds being legal and now he starts posting missing childrena deeply troubled man
>>225073346abos only rape and kill their own (literally their own immediate family)
>>225073325https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFnk3nNqP5s
Sarah is missing. The 14-year-old was last seen at an address in Ballarat East on Sunday 13th September 2026 at 12:00pm.
mental how fit......
>>225073330>>225073346why must you people be like this
might become a child
Is the aussie posting pictures of dead children technically spamming?
Too warm to sleep with duvet, too cold to sleep without. Niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
to manage your feeble attempts, tap My Attempts > Feeble
>>225073361holy cuckoli
>>225073363doing a watch
>>225073390thought-provoking post
>>225073346the white bruces are much the same, odious to sight, sound and smell. a repugnant coterie of baked brown halflings scutting around in reddened dust and feasting on grubs and the entrails of kangoos. i hate them so much
>>225073383If it's the same post in the same way, yesFor example, what spaino and friends think is me spamming by posting one picture every 2-5 generals is not spaming or avatar useagewhich is funny since I don't even like t he movie avatar
>>225073397it's safenoncehe knows exactly what he's doingit's a well orchestrated attempt at broadcasting his paedophilia
>>225073389So use a lighter duvet or just a blanket/duvet cover. Not exactly rocket science
>>225073390How do you even come up with this? You honestly could make millions being a writer for a comedy show.
Eggs in the fridge confirmedLidl went woke
>>225073397why are you defending shagging teenagers on 4chan and it's not even 11am on a monday mate what the fuck went wrong in your life
>safenonceyou man just keep on creating new characters every week
>>225073361we're not the same ladbut since you bring it up, why do you take issue with my statement of the objective fact that it is legal to shag 16 year olds (with no comment on my part regarding how i personally feel about it)
Bet Emma Watson's braps reek.
>>225073434just would not buy them. eggs don't belong in the fridge
>>225073438we all know its legal but we dont go banging on about it, because doing so is freakish
>>225073406*hastily swallows mouthful of grubs* wtf you on about lad ahaha
>>225073438Many things that shouldn't be illegal are, and some things that are legal shouldn't be. The law is not perfect, exploiting it to ram your dick into children is not a crime, but it is ignoble. Strive to be a better man than your base desires dictate.
All white male australians are like Ray Shoesmith btw
>>225073465gotta talk about something though don't wei'm sure we all know that wanking feels nice but that doesn't stop us from talking about wanking now does it
>>225073449Me when I saw an undressed mannequin in a shop
>>225073468
>>225073449patriot
>>225073481Don't know who that is, your reference is an absolute failure
>>225073481he looks chinese though
And Canslad can bugger a 14 year old in Porto but you don't see me banging on about it now do you
>>225073481i am not much of a one for conspicuously breaking eye contact and smiling while breathing heavily through my nose
>>225073477You can do the stoic Marcus Aurelius LARP all you want but you still spend your days posting on a little girl anime forum.
>>225073499you cunts don't know who anything is
>>225073499yeah well all the brits know who that is and that's what matters
Yanks run this thread
>>225073515all yanks know is eat hot chip and simp israel
>>225073511I read Meditations, didn't much care for it. My point was that just like how you can stomp a frog to death without repurcussions, you can shag a 16 year old as an adult man without going to prison. But you still shouldn't because it's just a weird thing to do.
Hey Rorke you fucking spunktrumpet, check this out *punches rorke in the face, sparking him out*
>>225073477>ignoblesorry mate but you clearly wear a fedora
>Yanks>runright well that's fictitious isn't it
>>225073526That’s the only kind of running you’re capable of
>>225073511raped that freak in half
>>225073545scr
It's not the size of the dog in the fight. It's the size of the fight in the dog.
is mr inbetween a sequel to inbetweenersis he supoposed to be jay
>You see, a man must cultivate his virtues to ensure a noble soul, that is why I spend 12 hours a day posting about poo with posters I accuse of being pedophiles
>>225073526nah the yanks who post here are the equivalent of when your little cousin wants to play playstation so you give him the unplugged controller and let him play pretend. my mind automatically filters out probably 80% of all yank posts
>>225073526
>>225073571roar
Just watched a porn based on Dexters laboratory, where Dexter is played by a dwarf
>>225073571big projection here desu
*starts raping*
>>225073592
>>225073560taking chihuahuas down the local dogfight ring to test this theory
don’t blame women in the gym for wearing a sports bra and tiny little shorts if I was a girl I’d do the same thing I get so fucking hot wearing joggers
>>225073585corr who plays dee dee
>>225073609
>>225073526missed an i out of the 2nd word m8
