we love her
no we don't you freak
And then other thing is, lads, if I do shave, why? What purpose does it have?
>>225100757I would filter her just as much as I'd filter black people from everything if AdBlock was AI and custom for me
yes we do friend
got a cold haven't I
evens i eat a boysenberry, odds i eat a poison berry
you arrive in Bristol
>>225100790not looking like a scruffy homeless bastard
there might just be a wank on the cards lads
>>225100791New business idea
>>225100757we all love her here at /brit/
life got me feeling like this
>>225100815steep that
>>225100821Trimmed it looks normal, ladI had a full beard since I was 16I might be Jewish, not sure.
might do some gaming tonightwhat do you reckon?
>>225100822HiOh forget it. I've got big paws
sick of seeing this cunt's face
>>225100832sex with white blonde women
>>225100757god i wish she'd use my mouth as her toilet
>>225100838Was playing wow foreverWas one of those mad cunts who bought the beta key and because I wanted to play WC3 again
>I had a full beard since I was 16this is the man who thinks he dont know that he's greek
>>225100838bit risky but could be worth it
>>225100822you should shove a finger up your bleeding scabby deformed crusty swedish arsehole for a bit of added joie de vivre
was watching a kino just now and the lad on screen looked at his alarm clock and it was 10:31pm, and then i looked at my clock and it was 10:31pm2spooky
>>225100867Shite I could grow*Fucking Hell a full beard since I was 16 would put me at a full beard for about 40 years
>>225100882damn she cute
Alysa only one because like 6 Russian skaters that are all better than her and beat her in all her past appearences are still banned from competing in international tournaments because of the war in Ukraine. She is a fraud.
poured myself a pint of water last night and i've not taken a single sip yet
need all cissies put in prison asap
>>225100815kek the fucking railings to stop you falling off the edge of the footpath
you lads do any AI role playing?
>>225100889that you canslad?i can never keep up with the personalities around here, except for the super offensively obvious ones like mousenonce
>>225100882Bet he looked like a girl as a teenager From all the turk rape and all that. The femboys. Makes me think about black people and what they look like
grown men on e-scooterswhat were all that about?
>>225100895scr
>>225100920Yes, this is Cansnonce
>>225100895where did you find this
>>225100920canslad is a fictional character created by a fat autistic greek neet
>>225100912
>>225100933I saved it from here many years ago, i remember it occasionally and it cracks me up
>>225100920if its an aggressively boring post with an irish flag chances are
I want to fuck cheerleader natures ears
>>225100937original
>>225100895hollering
>>225100927„A man who, beyond the age of 26, finds himself on a bus can count himself as a failure.“-Thatcher
genuinely no idea who the badger hair girl is other than someone a creepy sperg from /brit/ is unhealthily obsessed with. assuming she's some kind of streamer or influencer.
>>225100954was about to post itYou can see genuine fear in her face with the fact he probably outweighs her by double
i reckon there is about 11 of us
>>225100966It's true. Busses are for black people and Indians or Muslims with their 5 kids women specifically
>>225100954it's not even trans, it's just anna chlumsky
>>225100969>badger hair
>>225100954woman on the right is trans too btw
>>225100969there's always some weirdo around here who's obsessed with some random girl who is of middling attractiveness at best, it's an epidemic
>>225100978me at kick-off
>>225100969It's Davy Crockett and it's not hair, it's a coonskin cap. You fucking heathen. You philistine. You brainlet mong CUNT.
>>225100954Mad how you can tell this is a screenshot from /lgbt/ by how catty they're being
>>225100990
>>225100875Jewish star of David thing?
I've an idea, ladsI've a great ideaI shaveWhen toilberg and the toilcunts ask I jokingly say 'definitely not because of interviews' then black an hour here and there over the next week on teamsThat's an idea
>>225100989no come on
>>225101020Yeah if you have the AdBlock you will be branded as a racist
hair like a badger yes
>>225100757
Have got off two flights and three theme park rides in my lifetime due to someone either freaking out or having a bad feeling and deciding to get off themselves.Not a fucking chance am I risking it if someone has a feeling
>>225100942nothing wrong with boringposting
get the gigahons posted
Imagine living like thisIt's like another world to an incel like me
Little Lord Badgerboy
The saddening story of Rorke's demise
>>225101052(wooohoooo)THAT TONIGHTS GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT
Sir Meat Injection
Dave Spikey mentioned
>>225101007right well we wouldn't know because we're not gay and don't frequent that board
>>225101056
Black people really have ruined the planet and we just have to get on with it :(
>>225101077ermrightthat's missing a beard
>>225101048lmao she's fucking uglyreckon that's why you simp for her, thinks she's attainable
Got the ol mental elf. If I sit doing nothing it's a barrage of intrusive thoughts on repeat and dreadful previous experiences replaying in my head. Completely inescapable. I barely go out so new experiences aren't added to the pile. It is like being a prisoner in my own head. Brain just torment me every second of the day.
Stop letting boats in then
I am "Piehead"
>>225101048Make up is actually fucking magic
>>225101099That is literally the gimmick. They obsess over her because she's girl next door type.
Should a therapist have to disclose their marriage status? I wouldn't want advice from a divorced one unless it's a sit fit woman that keeps marrying patients
>>225101059Got no mates, no pals, no friends. Going through life like an old captain, feeling that no one would remember me if the waves of life took me under.
>>225100757We need to import more of her, and less browns fr
Me as the dog
Tom Skinner really reckons he's a character from a guy Richie film
>>225101099>>225101117she is mid yes but i don't know why you have to tell on yourselves like this you've really never seen a woman without makeup in an intimate setting before?
tom skinner eats a full roast dinner at 9am then flogs brillo pads all day out the back of a van and somehow hes famous
You have been relocated to the disctric 7 coal mines comrade.
why don't we do the ali g immigration policy where it's open borders but only for fit women
Alyssa next to a 100% European
>>225101127pretty sure they do it because they are mentally enfeebled incels
why are they like this
Just googled tom skinner. I absolutely despise people like him. His ogre like phenotype screams clumsy careless prick.
so what happens to old people in iceland
>>225101187brvtal
>>225101187Why do zoomers all dress and act like niggers Trackies and throwing up quasi gang signs
>>225101127i think they're just incel weebs who obsess over asians and hapas
>>225101213rape victim mentality
>>225101227I'd imagine they earn enough over their life to afford to live instead of being forced to rely on state pensions.
embarrassing threadcan't believe i spend time around you simps
>>225101211they do this as a distraction while they attempt to pickpocket you, very ancient technique. this guy obviously has good pocketing practices if he hasn't had anything nicked
>>225101227they save up unlike the retards in europepension replacement rate should be 0%
Argentina's president has threatened to launch a legal challenge against the British government unless it halts oil exploration work off the coast of the Falkland Islands.In a social media post, President Javier Milei set a two-week deadline for the Sea Lion oilfield project, a joint venture between Israeli and British companies, to be scrapped.The comments heighten tensions between the UK and Argentina over the sovereignty of the archipelago, more than 40 years after a British military task force ejected Argentine forces which had invaded the territory in 1982.Milei said that if the two-week deadline was not met, he had "instructed the Foreign Ministry and legal teams to initiate international arbitration" against the UK over what he called "the illegal plundering of our resources through the Sea Lion Project".He continued to warn the UK that if the "illegitimate exploitation" of the region didn't end within two weeks, Argentina would take the matter before the International Tribunal for the Law of the Sea.The International Tribunal is an independent judicial body based in Hamburg which is responsible for the fair application of the United Nations' Convention on the Law of the Sea.The move comes soon after Milei roundly criticised the UN in his speech at the General Assembly for failing to act over the sovereignty of the Falkland Islands.He said the UN had become "a useless organisation" which only serves "arrogant parasites dressed up as well-intentioned bureaucrats".Since then, the UK Defence Secretary, Wes Streeting, said that Argentina "lacks the ability" to seize the Falklands by force.Milei had previously said the Sea Lion oilfield was a "clear and present danger".The Sea Lion oilfield, around 130 miles (209 km) from the Falkland Islands, contains an estimated 1.7 billion barrels of oil.Two oil companies – Britain's Rockhopper Exploration and Israel's Navitas Petroleum – are due to begin extracting from the oilfield within two years.
>>225101227we own property, euros dont
that's quite the ratio
>>225101235she's mixed so hates herself
>>225101246when was the last time you had sex
>>225101211scr
>>225101227They are pragmatic and practical Nordics that save up through life instead of blowing it all like filthy meds
>>225101227lob them into the water once they hit 80 over there
just heard someone say>did you know they don't have bottomless brunch in Scotland? It's not allowed up there. Could you imagine? They'd be drink driving all over the placethis was in wales btw
>>225101259cant wait until trump hands it to the argentinians and ends the english empire
>>225101265Rorkes dont care about afghan girls? They piece of shit human beings.
he literally did the "calling black people violent? try saying that to their face" meme
>>225101265actually a hypothetical restore government would do... hmm... precisely... nothing? yep, sounds right, nothing.
right but lads if i stop thinking do i just cease to be?
>>225101288then why are you here?
ham and cheese lunchable for lunch
i dont get pensions and why they are a problem for government finances. they should pay for themselves no? you put money into the system and it grows with compound interest and then by the time you retire its there for the taking. whats the problem?
>>225101293thank you for the updates about what people are saying on reddit
Adolf Hitler discovered hypergamy on 30 April 1945 and could not endure it
I have got my bum OUT
Never made a hot dog so I bought buns and jarred hot dogs to eat. Might make it for lunch with ketchup and mustard.
>>225101269hope this is trolling
>>225101187If she didn't have that hair nobody would know who she is.
>lmao she's fucking ugly>reckon that's why you simp for her, thinks she's attainable
>>225101326I use Cumberland sausages
>>225101335strange image to have saved and ready to post
>>225101335Delete this picture of me RIGHT NOW
>>225101355https://www.girlswithmuscle.com/images/?name=Julia%20DeloWell that's the wank sorted
>>225101211Greetings and welcome to planet Earth. In places with a high concentration of humans, occasionally one human may accidentally bump into another. This is a perfectly normal occurrence and has nothing to do with the colour of either human’s skin. Humans of all skin colours are equally capable of bumping into each other.Please don’t be alarmed. Good luck with your time on Earth. I’m sure you’ll figure it out.
i dont see you as people really youre just words on a screen that are an extension of my own consciousness
>>225101355Reminded me of this Irish lady
CIVL FUCKING WAR NOW NOW NOW
>>225101392Redditors are absolutely foul people. Regardless of topic this is the most fart sniffing snidey passive aggressive shite. Grim people.
we love 'sapops ok
WAR! HUGH! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR...*passes the mic over to rorke*rorke: ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING!*record scratch, crowd gasp*
The "i'm batman" poster was telling the truth all alonghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p_TIGQamXI
>>225101426scr
>>225101426*cut to rorke wearing a Nazi uniform*
the dynamic between men and women has broken down irreconcilably and eternallyI know this to be true because I'm 33 years old and have never been on a date or touched a boob
hey peeda the horse is here
>>225101423It also completely ignores the original poster explaining that the bumping was on purpose
Big mad andy is starting his speech!>all together nooooow all togeeeetheeeeran early 90s banger to win over the electorate of course
>>225101460Unfunny
evens i eat a ham sandwich, odds i eat a jam sandwich
>>225101472i screamed at this ok
>>225101471odd because I was about to br react to that but didn't bother, made me chuckle>>225101472br
>>225101463ktim
>>225101483All me
would love to have her play with my balls while i lick her
cheese and ham fried sandwiches currently frying in the frying pan
>>225101468>see sociopolitical issue in something>strawman their post>belittle and insult them>make passive aggressive implications>wait patiently for your stream of upgoatsSeen it so many times in so many formats. They do it with everything even non political. Used to hate browse the site and they are disgusting weak people. Massive circle jerk revolved around moral superiority. I hate it so much.
>>225101519don't remember asking you daft cunt
>>225101519where is the fucking eggthe people cry out for the egg
>>225100757Weird when I heard her speak for the first time and she sounded like a typical white womanHad a mental sound in my head of her voice just being stereotypically asian, like Amy from Futurama
>>225101511mental how I am an out of shape 5'6 manlet and would still at least have an equal fight with her
gained a fucking cuntload of weight since i quit vapingmaybe vaping is simply worth it to maintain my trim, faelike figure x
>>225101510https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOjxhvqm_is
>>225101547i screamed at this ok
>>225101538not really sure how to add the egg, like what do I do, crack it raw between the slices 6 minutes ago?
>>225101540truth bomb. even your average /brit/ runt could fuck up a 99th percentile female athlete
stop screaming at my posts
>>225101511https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HxCOy2wWFA
>>225101540No you wouldn't Timmy
>>225101547may i please rape
>>225101558don't get lippy with me sunshinei'll fucking show you what you can do with that egg
>>225101511imagine if she pinned you down and forced you to lick her sweaty armpits haha
>>225101483>erectile disorder>premature (early) ejaculation Yep that's a ktim
>>225101547Nothing more bent than vaping
>>225101540you dont need to add manlet after 5'6 it goes without saying
is bristol or brighton the gay one. i thought it was bristol but thats farmers apparently
>>225101571This post gave me an erection.
Rorkes life
went on that "girls with muscles" website and came across thisdoesn't quite meet the criterion of muscularity
>>225101576id say getting shagged up the arse by a bloke is a bit more bent
>>225101576perhaps but it's still a preferable nicotine delivery system since smoking fucking reeks
>>225101584oh grow up
half the posts in this thread
>>225101586Mental illness
>>225101564TOO MANY LIMESTOO MANY LIMES
>>225101617>>225101571bet she has a lovely ginger snatch too
>>225101617Wow she's fit
muscle girls tend to have really deep voices and really awful body odour btwyou're basically gay in denial if you find them attractive
>>225101603just get on the niccy pouches
>>225101624The only thing which matters is looksUnless you want to be a historic figure that's it
yeah brighton is the gay one
>>225101586grim helicopter parent
>>225101646bluds been watching too much clavicular :skull:
>>225101570oh you'd like my lip wouldnt you, right round your bellend
viva la evropa o algo…
>>225101647both are gay
>>225101645i like the ritual of sucking down some mystery vapour every hour or so
Alri lasses
>>225101698i screamed at this ok
>>225101673this is like one of those IQ/reasoning test questions. if you can't find a simple explanation of why that happens that isn't "smoking is good for you" you have low IQ
>>225101701hi babes
>>225101712gp
>>225101644That's because they take steroids
Let me get this straight, toilbergYou fucking message me, to update a fucking form, when you have all the data in the fucking teams message, solely to tell me what data to put in. Including right down to fucking categorizing it as is oin the formSo effectively, you'd done the fucking work, done it in proper order, proper fucking layout and then say 'retardlad, can you erm, y'know, put this is on the tracking site'I'm not sure if I'm meant to be flummoxed, enraged or just bemused
>>225101727struck a nerve, bruce?
>>225101673>>225101712did the abestos cancel it out
>>225101712"Smoking is good for asbestos workers"
smoking is good for you
>>225101737Tell him, not us. You won't, due to your craven, yellow-bellied nature.
>>225101739gp means good post you blithering idiot matter of fact i'm taking that back now how do you like that
>>225101753Canadians are so perfect and cute
>>225101753Kills covid and increases testosterone
>>225101758no it means general practitionersit's the british equivalent of saying "meds"
I'm a 25 year old virgin and my mum said she thinks I'm handsomeActually must be a joke by now
always thought it meant gay porn
>>225101758gp (gay porn)
>>225101755It's not even workIt's a five second copy and paste jobIt's just baffling the retard does this
>>225101773smells bad and is expensive though
>>225101775Should of fucked you 5 years ago
>>225101775your mum thinks you're handsome
>>225101775alri 50 cent
>>225101774dont put words in my mouth you insolent urchin
Put a bottle of whisky in the bin and dad was annoyed that he didn't get any
>>225101698Fair enough I miss it too
>>225100757she might be for you but she's not for me
>>225101775ever... you know?
>>225101775KTIM but i'm 26i've been told i look too soft and girlish
Made my own chicken broth and then made my own soup from it I'm really proud :)
>Should of
>>225101806you take it from here other spanish flag who joined this thread, I'm heading out, take the watch
tummy
true true we love her
going down on my trans wife in gmod and her fanny has a purple and black texture on it
The more think about it, to even fucking pull the information needed, he had to have the fucking site open in the first place with the forms openedThis is like printing out a fucking PDF for no reason, scanning the cuting thing then saying 'yeah, I can email it now'I'm bewildered that this fucking retard is supposed to be in charge of mentoring fucking college kids
>Daniel Thomas refused bail over alleged boat damageBail is for muslim terrorists ONLY rorke
>>225100757Ugly faceUgly bodyCrazy how easily propaganda works on chuds brains
>>225101844scoijma
Piehead eating mouldy PUKKA pies LOL
>>225101845toilraped
>>225101837i won’t be here long
>>225101847actual civil war material, is someone deliberatly trying to provoke a conflict, it's just too perfect a headline after the RAF incident
Should have touched that horse cock
>Pokimane gets emotional explaining why she had to abruptly end stream, revealing her beloved cat Mimi of 8 years was let on the balcony by her house cleaners who had later jumped and unfortunately passed away at the ERdon't follow streamers especially women streamers but this is sad :(
>failing water companies back into public ownershipLETS GOOOOO
>>225101863Even you, you absolute melt seem fucking normal to me right now Lads, is this a nervous breakdown?>>225101869I just don't get how someone can be that retarded.
>>225101878uh no it isntall civil wars have been started by oligarchsyou are referring to a riot
>>225101758gp means golly pog
>>225101884SCREAMING
>>225101884fucking screaming
>>225101894shreik
>>225101824na she's too thin and well my mum :)
>>225101884ROARING
got my cock and bum out
>>225101827desu you doi can only recommend that you lose fat
>>225101847Uhhh actually they weren't terrorists they were nicking diesel! That thing that everybody knows happens out in the country the great diesel heists
Vaping is fucking amazing and fun but I just know it will eventually fuck up my teeth and give me cancer so I have to forgo that beautiful nectar
>>225101884She's fit
>>225101884Eight years of living with Pokimane makes even a cat want to jump to its death
>>225101900>>225101912>>225101918A catberg has died. We love catbergs at /Brit/. If you want to laugh go to /Britfeel/ or Reddit.
reckon pokimane only rides bwc
No VAT on electric as of Thursday
>>225101884pokimane is made for BBC
>>225101937get on the pouches they're lush and risk free except gum disease
afternoon all I just got up
legitimately the worst /brit/ thread of all time
women are genuinely evil creatures
Edamame beans and carrot batons for lunch team
we need more women in gay porn spaces
>>225101990grow up
protect women
>>225101993the beans under your foreskin and the batons up your bum is it?
Pouring one out for Pokimane's catberg
>>225102022pouring one off the balcony
any /scared/ man in
Capturing Tinkerbell in a jar and ejaculating on her over and over like she's an anime figurine
new>>225075634>>225075634>>225075634
It's just obvious innit and cause I use terms like "on the rob" you know I'm just a regular bloke and in the know Can't believe rorke thought a bunch of pakis around a military base was anything other than low level crime
so what does gp mean
>>225102040ugly
>>225102040that's not the new! that's not even the old!you're a phony!
>>225102043gay porn
Dune was plagarised almost verbatim from a non-fiction book by an Englishwoman called the Sabres of Paradise. Anyway, I recommend just reading the latter, it's very interesting and well-written.
>>225102043genius penisakaclever dick
>>225102043General practitioner
>>225102043just means "good post" or "I liked your post"one of the less interesting thread acronyms
>>225102043gold pieces
>>225102097what about psianf
just want to sleep all day
>>225102110poo screaming in a niggers face
>>225102043g..g...G....GAY PORN!!!!!!!!!!!
had a dream I wrote a really long post on here
>>225102126wasn't that funny
>>225102126Bye
>on the thieve Screaming at these redditors trying to sound normal
>>225102030what about that fonymeg one or something like that
>>225102160>>225102160>>225102160
