>>225102160
Hahaha you're British!

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>>225102160

Here's my attempt

on the long-term borrowing

>>225102151
fart on mouldy you effeminate gimp

sir andrew burngod

my willy always tingles a bit when i feel that first warm evening air of the year

getting all the poo out before gymtoil

Putting a tranny penis inside their balls with a metal chastity cage and putting a phone with NTF on their balls to see if they cum

Started learning to code last night
Employed_Woman<-c(feminine, beautiful, intelligent)

Employed_Woman

>>225102210
nobody writes their own code any more, it's all done by chatbots

I just like touching them is all

>>225102210
can really tell your heart's just not in this anymore

*starts raping the arse of the poster above me*

Did you guys particpate in organised club sports as a kid? It's almost mandatory here

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>>225102210
erm spaino
try abit harder x

If it wasn't for mumberg I'd be off to Australia in a fucking heartbeat.

Zero reason to stay in this shithole if you have a skilled enough job to leave for the Gold coast

>>225102238
yeh my parents pushed me into just about every sport going

>>225102267
>Gold Coast

Grim

How do you mentally deal with the fact decent civilisation is coming to an end and in a century almost everything and everyone will be brown, retarded and monetized.

Well Greek people love their AI slop

farted and a piping hot river of shit came out

>>225102238
i went to football club once and the fattest boy in the class stood on my ankle by accident and snapped it so i didn't go again
the next two weeks off hobbling at home in crutches made me the man i am today

>>225102305
drugs and alcohol

I also played Final Fantasy V last night. Didn't progress the story a lot but I grinded levels up to 31 and also grinded some jobs as well. And I entered the second world.

Then I started watching season 2 of Fire Force

>>225102267
aussies hate the gold coast for some reason

>>225102305
FOY

>>225102317
do you play any video games? prostitutes?

>>225102305
i will be long dead by then and cannot change it anyway

>>225102305
sad isnt it. well we had a good 2.5k run of it. shame leftypol had to go and ruin it for everyone

>>225102328
Full of wannabe influencers, that's why

>>225102305
You'll be dead in 70 years regardless of what happens. A 2km asteroid could emerge from behind the sun next week and wipe out the entire planet. You have no agency. None of this shit matters. All you can do is observe and try to chill out.

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They're just on the pinch rorke you fucking idiot! On the rob, on the thieve, on the nick!

DON'T ask why they drove all the way from London to Gloucestershire to do that
DON'T ask why they're all pakis
DON'T ask why they specifically chose farms right next to a military base
And DON'T ask why they decided to block off the road when they were presumably trying to be discreet

>>225102328
it's our dubai. touristy shithole

im so bad at running i just can’t do it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWAuZbLgSo0

RIIIIDE
freight train comin for YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
NOW
ITS TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
RIDE
THE ULTIMATE LOO-CO-MOOTIIIIIIIVE
NOW
TONIGHT YOU LOSE YOUR SOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUL

HEY
HEY

PSYCHO TRAIN

HEY
HEY
...

PSYCHO TRAIN

>>225102328
dadberg used to call it the cold toast

>>225102388
so you can't walk then? becauise running is just that but faster

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>>225102160
Her, but better

>>225102380
Genuinely makes me depressed seeing mongs like you say this shit because I know you’re being serious too. Literally no different to the 60 year old gammon believing Facebook slop.

>>225102305
think the yanks are going to hand the nuclear codes over to chatgpt soon and blow up the entire planet so just chilling really

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>>225102380
see rorke they weren't just foreigners causing trouble, it was actually foreigners causing trouble.

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>>225102391
this remains my favourite brit post of all time

We automatically think of murderers as bad without knowing what happened

Maybe the cunt deserved it yknow

>>225102406
no it isnt

>>225102435
i screamed at this ok

mouldie is going to ride this absolute nothingburger out for a while then is he

Last time ya shat yaself /brit/?

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>>225102422
based scrap man

>>225102416
Just trust the fucking media rorke

Is noncedadlad here

>>225102380
no one cares kike

>>225102455
last year had to throw out my good trackies

>>225102435
nostalgic

>>225102305
i'm just here to watch the world burn
i look forward to it

>>225102463
tell you who's not here

his da (cause he's in prison)

>>225102467
why didn't you just wash em

Saw some vids of chinese whores in china and im very tempted to make a trip there like.

Am I right in thinking japan is for weeb faggots and china is for shaggers?

>>225102487
in china you'll end up n jail for 30 years

>>225102487
east asians are frigid and arent into casual sex at all

BURN-HAM
BURN-HAM
BURN-HAM

>>225102486
it was all liquidy it bled right through the fabric and nearly onto the bedsheets, their last heroic act was preventing this

>>225102484
Thanks for the info

whatever happened to that saddam hussein nigga

>>225102508
What part of asia do I go to shag then?

>>225102521
i screamed at this ok

>>225102524
thailand

>>225102522
bummed satan up the arse in the south park fillum

When was it that everybody started their anti-Muslim campaigns? A year or so back you had rightwing people like the Tate brothers claiming they were converting to Islam

>>225102160
she is so peng would eat her arse

just been out for a 3.6 mile brisk incel walk to burn off 460 calories and I'm sunburnt to fuck. Face is bright red

>>225102460
Media are the ones who blew the whole thing out of proportion in the first place and put the idea of terrorism into your thick head
You are literally rorke

>>225102562
ok

Labour are going to campaign for electoral reform they're saying

>>225102562
is quite sunny and warm for late september tbf

>>225102408
She looks like that stuff Jamie Oliver showed kids to get them to stop eating chicken nuggets

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>i screamed at this ok

I'm a juicy nigga
You can't touch this nigga

>>225102603
s

>>225102595
and now the Prime Minister is crying on stage

mad how literally every societal problem we face could be fixed almost immediately if we could just summon the common sense to send them all back

>>225102599
facking roasting im telling ya

What good does following the rabbit-hole of our government and Epstein and conspiracy theories and whatever the fuck people spend their time researching do if your life is in shambles? What good is it even if your life is in order?

>>225102591
>Media are the ones who blew the whole thing out of proportion in the first place
Think that might have been the dispatching of counter terrorist police and the evacuation of an entire village for days mate

>>225102603
scrom

>>225102600
And yet the kids still wanted the nugs.

>>225102624
right so how do you fix japan?

>>225102659
ban anime and force them to not be autistic weirdos

giving my gran a lift later in my car to one of her social functions as I'm a good grandson

>>225102680
right so that's a different plan to sending them all back isn't it then

I see so the kanji for samurai 侍 is like the kanji for time 時 just the first element in samurai is person 人 whereas it's sun/day 日 in time

ain't got no grandparents me
they all dead

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oh no lads
look at her shirt look what’s written on it
oh no why did u guys lie to me and tell me it’s a online myth

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got this from isreal thread

not sure what it means

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>I see so the kanji for samurai 侍 is like the kanji for time 時 just the first element in samurai is person 人 whereas it's sun/day 日 in time

>>225102692
well frankly japan are not really my problem since they're not white

>>225102713
it means theyre daughter is going to be famous and theyre all very happy

>>225102659
What's there to fix

>>225102713
it's certainly an interesting image

>>225102707
why does she hate BBC, they have tonnes of shows

>>225102729
low fertility rate and ageing population

>>225102734
>A white lie shirt is a plain white T-shirt featuring a funny, obviously untrue statement written in marker about the person wearing it.

>>225102729
low birth rates and that's literally all

>Burnham says he will end pensions triple lock from 2030 to help fund national care service
Burngod does it again!

he loves the black penises doesnt he

should be illegal for elected MPs to block me on Twitter fucking cowards

>electricity drops out for a second
>both neighbours burglar alarms go off
sick of it

>>225102734
>tonnes
i know this is the correct british way to spell it, but can you acknowledge how fucking gay it reads? do you not feel a sense of awkwardness in your soul simply to write it that way?

>>225102771
>blackout
>houses start getting burgled

>>225102455
few minutes ago x

Learning Japanese is a shagger move. So is learning Russian. I would learn Belarusian but there's very few resources. Languages I want to learn
>Kazakh
>Bulgarian
>Welsh
>Latvian
>Mandarin Chinese (Taiwan standard)
>Catalan

neighbours got a new dog that loves to bark. lovely.

>>225102782
bet he pronounces it tonn instead of tunn as well

>>225102789
Why Taiwan style?

>>225102794
Drop a note in the letterbox, worked for me

having a chinese wank

>>225102765
How are you raging I open tiktok and it’s fufking there what can I do

>>225102811
that says what? "hi can you kindly kill your dog? thanks"

>>225102810
I prefer traditional characters for their aesthetic and I like Taiwan a lot. It's similar to Japan culturally and socially and I'd be safe visiting there as a T-girl

>>225102794
if it's a small fella then the UN allows you to punt it into the sun

a lot of australians here today. what a lovely day

>>225102829
Maybe not that language, no

>>225102828
well for a start you could just not post it here
you could also stop being such a porn addicted freak that your tiktok algorithm picks up on it and goes out of its way to show you coombrained shit

love being sat on my fat arse
my legs though? they bloody hate it

>>225102833
no one would notice you’re trans though and you could beat them up with with your aikido

>>225102828
calm down buddy

>>225102862
Calm ya farm, champ

>>225102862
How is that video about porn? It’s about freshers week and I just started uni so that’s why it’s been showing to me literally my whole feeed is uni stuff

>>225102855
we all post from the bart simpson treehouse in my backyard

Any map games enjoyers in? Love me some hearts of iron and europa universalis

just realised if i moved to australia i would surrounded by aussies

that would be peng

>>225102868
your legs would hate me sitting on as well

Love a gangly woman who wears anime shirts and has a deep husky voice and a bit of a jaw

>>225102876
*sexually penetrates you*

>>225102879
how did you know i was referring to you then

>>225102918
Because you said black cock

eternal toil

>>225102940
you shouldn't live like this

Most of you would be fixed by a transgirl who shares your interests

I don't have a TikTok account so I don't have a TikTok algorithm and therefore do not watch coombrained TikTok videos

need a slave gf

>>225102892
they're all weird as fuck, the women are all the worst parts of men and women put together and the men are all unserious apathetic mongs hiding behind a happy persona like yanks

>>225102954
I'd never get past the fact that it's literally a bloke dressed up as a girl and not an actual girl though

>>225102940
what

>>225102954
the dream desu

>>225102962
>the men are all unserious apathetic mongs hiding behind a happy persona
sounds like they nailed it

>>225102962
nah they're hilarious and based

>>225102954
dont mind about the cock but they’d have to pass 100% in every other aspect which won’t happen, even with famous trannies like that hunter guy you can easily tell outside carefully curated photos

>>225102954
truthavalance

>>225102954
Many trans share my interests. I don't like them. Not a big fan, not at all in fact.

>>225102962
how many australians have you met irl

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https://files.catbox.moe/5ero8u.mp4
autumn is happening currently
you might not believe, but it ha- er
it did so take care

>>225102994
375

猫の方が犬よりかわいいです

>>225102707
>>225102743
Don't know why this pissed me off as soon as I saw this was Newcastle
I don't even know this bint

Bye bye triple lock

those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride

>>225102160
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790346340229528.webm

>>225102811
dont think dogs can read but its worth a try !

>>225102707
unbelievably grim

proper weaselly little know-it-all at work me. Can't help myself telling people all the little things I know about the job which they don't know.

Everyone hates me but at the same time the stuff I'm telling them is very useful to the work we do and they truly don't know it, despite having worked here longer than me. Such is the curse of the conscientious 120+ IQ white man working in a low-paid job where no one gives a shit. I can't turn my brain off though.

pay the dog $100 to fuck off

Oluwunmi Olapeju Mosaku sex arse

never met an australian so i just go by what i see on /brit/

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>pay the dog $100 to fuck

Had to change from my BLEACH anime t-shirt (bought from AliExpress) and my mint green lounge joggers with animals on them (bought from Amazon Basics) into something more suitable as got people coming out about putting up a new fence soon

>>225103074
high IQ people dont stagnate in shitty jobs

>>225103074
5.3/10 bait. way too wordy, lacks nuance. more effort please

What a lot of people miss is that mousenonce doesn't want to fuck animals himself. He wants to BE an animal and fuck humans

>>225103129
oh they peeking

watching some kino

>>225103129
sup weirdy

>>225103074
ktim

discord having a strop about toby again are they, the 8th today

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>>225103111
I've got mental elf you see

have begun to feel a bit wasted in this job thoughbeit. It's like no matter what I put in, I'll never get anything back out of it. Perhaps it is time for me to consider what else I should do in life.

any roadman active

>>225103111
My IQ was tested at 140 and I stagnate at a middle class job. Too autistic to make it in life.

>>225103170
where do you live?

>>225103180
UK

Smooth by santana featuring rob thomas stuck in my head yet again

My IQ was tested (by a psychiatrist, officially, from MENSA) as 161 (that means genius level for people who are unfamiliar with the grading) and I am an unemployed worthless slug.

>brug af spredning
can see why the EU is desperate to get everyone to speak the King's Tongue (english), geez.

yeah that's mint I'll boot up the vpn and post that

>Screenshot 2023-05-20 at 15.21.59.png

>>225103074
>Can't help myself telling people all the little things I know about the job which they don't know.
people who aren't knobs tend to prefer that over people who vaguepost IRL and treat some discrete function as forbidden knowledge that their livelihood depends on

>>225103182
ok

A shadowy figure approaching rorke after a night at the pub looking to recruit him to the CIA after he gave his expert analysis on the situation in Sudan

>>225103189
the only high iq move

shitting all over the toilet