>>225102160
Hahaha you're British!

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>>225102160

Here's my attempt

on the long-term borrowing

>>225102151
fart on mouldy you effeminate gimp

sir andrew burngod

my willy always tingles a bit when i feel that first warm evening air of the year

getting all the poo out before gymtoil

Putting a tranny penis inside their balls with a metal chastity cage and putting a phone with NTF on their balls to see if they cum

Started learning to code last night
Employed_Woman<-c(feminine, beautiful, intelligent)

Employed_Woman

>>225102210
nobody writes their own code any more, it's all done by chatbots

I just like touching them is all

>>225102210
can really tell your heart's just not in this anymore

*starts raping the arse of the poster above me*

Did you guys particpate in organised club sports as a kid? It's almost mandatory here

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>>225102210
erm spaino
try abit harder x

If it wasn't for mumberg I'd be off to Australia in a fucking heartbeat.

Zero reason to stay in this shithole if you have a skilled enough job to leave for the Gold coast

>>225102238
yeh my parents pushed me into just about every sport going

>>225102267
>Gold Coast

Grim

How do you mentally deal with the fact decent civilisation is coming to an end and in a century almost everything and everyone will be brown, retarded and monetized.

Well Greek people love their AI slop

farted and a piping hot river of shit came out

>>225102238
i went to football club once and the fattest boy in the class stood on my ankle by accident and snapped it so i didn't go again
the next two weeks off hobbling at home in crutches made me the man i am today

>>225102305
drugs and alcohol

I also played Final Fantasy V last night. Didn't progress the story a lot but I grinded levels up to 31 and also grinded some jobs as well. And I entered the second world.

Then I started watching season 2 of Fire Force

>>225102267
aussies hate the gold coast for some reason

>>225102305
FOY

>>225102317
do you play any video games? prostitutes?

>>225102305
i will be long dead by then and cannot change it anyway

>>225102305
sad isnt it. well we had a good 2.5k run of it. shame leftypol had to go and ruin it for everyone

>>225102328
Full of wannabe influencers, that's why

>>225102305
You'll be dead in 70 years regardless of what happens. A 2km asteroid could emerge from behind the sun next week and wipe out the entire planet. You have no agency. None of this shit matters. All you can do is observe and try to chill out.

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They're just on the pinch rorke you fucking idiot! On the rob, on the thieve, on the nick!

DON'T ask why they drove all the way from London to Gloucestershire to do that
DON'T ask why they're all pakis
DON'T ask why they specifically chose farms right next to a military base
And DON'T ask why they decided to block off the road when they were presumably trying to be discreet

>>225102328
it's our dubai. touristy shithole

im so bad at running i just can’t do it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWAuZbLgSo0

RIIIIDE
freight train comin for YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
NOW
ITS TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
RIDE
THE ULTIMATE LOO-CO-MOOTIIIIIIIVE
NOW
TONIGHT YOU LOSE YOUR SOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUL

HEY
HEY

PSYCHO TRAIN

HEY
HEY
...

PSYCHO TRAIN

>>225102328
dadberg used to call it the cold toast

>>225102388
so you can't walk then? becauise running is just that but faster

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>>225102160
Her, but better

>>225102380
Genuinely makes me depressed seeing mongs like you say this shit because I know you’re being serious too. Literally no different to the 60 year old gammon believing Facebook slop.

>>225102305
think the yanks are going to hand the nuclear codes over to chatgpt soon and blow up the entire planet so just chilling really

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>>225102380
see rorke they weren't just foreigners causing trouble, it was actually foreigners causing trouble.

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>>225102391
this remains my favourite brit post of all time

We automatically think of murderers as bad without knowing what happened

Maybe the cunt deserved it yknow

>>225102406
no it isnt

>>225102435
i screamed at this ok

mouldie is going to ride this absolute nothingburger out for a while then is he

Last time ya shat yaself /brit/?

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>>225102422
based scrap man

>>225102416
Just trust the fucking media rorke

Is noncedadlad here

>>225102380
no one cares kike

>>225102455
last year had to throw out my good trackies

>>225102435
nostalgic

>>225102305
i'm just here to watch the world burn
i look forward to it

>>225102463
tell you who's not here

his da (cause he's in prison)

>>225102467
why didn't you just wash em

Saw some vids of chinese whores in china and im very tempted to make a trip there like.

Am I right in thinking japan is for weeb faggots and china is for shaggers?

>>225102487
in china you'll end up n jail for 30 years

>>225102487
east asians are frigid and arent into casual sex at all

BURN-HAM
BURN-HAM
BURN-HAM

>>225102486
it was all liquidy it bled right through the fabric and nearly onto the bedsheets, their last heroic act was preventing this

>>225102484
Thanks for the info

whatever happened to that saddam hussein nigga

>>225102508
What part of asia do I go to shag then?

>>225102521
i screamed at this ok

>>225102524
thailand

>>225102522
bummed satan up the arse in the south park fillum

When was it that everybody started their anti-Muslim campaigns? A year or so back you had rightwing people like the Tate brothers claiming they were converting to Islam

>>225102160
she is so peng would eat her arse

just been out for a 3.6 mile brisk incel walk to burn off 460 calories and I'm sunburnt to fuck. Face is bright red

>>225102460
Media are the ones who blew the whole thing out of proportion in the first place and put the idea of terrorism into your thick head
You are literally rorke

>>225102562
ok

Labour are going to campaign for electoral reform they're saying

>>225102562
is quite sunny and warm for late september tbf

>>225102408
She looks like that stuff Jamie Oliver showed kids to get them to stop eating chicken nuggets

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>i screamed at this ok

I'm a juicy nigga
You can't touch this nigga

>>225102603
s

>>225102595
and now the Prime Minister is crying on stage

mad how literally every societal problem we face could be fixed almost immediately if we could just summon the common sense to send them all back

>>225102599
facking roasting im telling ya

What good does following the rabbit-hole of our government and Epstein and conspiracy theories and whatever the fuck people spend their time researching do if your life is in shambles? What good is it even if your life is in order?

>>225102591
>Media are the ones who blew the whole thing out of proportion in the first place
Think that might have been the dispatching of counter terrorist police and the evacuation of an entire village for days mate

>>225102603
scrom

>>225102600
And yet the kids still wanted the nugs.

>>225102624
right so how do you fix japan?

>>225102659
ban anime and force them to not be autistic weirdos

giving my gran a lift later in my car to one of her social functions as I'm a good grandson

>>225102680
right so that's a different plan to sending them all back isn't it then

I see so the kanji for samurai 侍 is like the kanji for time 時 just the first element in samurai is person 人 whereas it's sun/day 日 in time

ain't got no grandparents me
they all dead

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oh no lads
look at her shirt look what’s written on it
oh no why did u guys lie to me and tell me it’s a online myth

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got this from isreal thread

not sure what it means

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>I see so the kanji for samurai 侍 is like the kanji for time 時 just the first element in samurai is person 人 whereas it's sun/day 日 in time

>>225102692
well frankly japan are not really my problem since they're not white

>>225102713
it means theyre daughter is going to be famous and theyre all very happy

>>225102659
What's there to fix

>>225102713
it's certainly an interesting image

>>225102707
why does she hate BBC, they have tonnes of shows

>>225102729
low fertility rate and ageing population

>>225102734
>A white lie shirt is a plain white T-shirt featuring a funny, obviously untrue statement written in marker about the person wearing it.

>>225102729
low birth rates and that's literally all

>Burnham says he will end pensions triple lock from 2030 to help fund national care service
Burngod does it again!

he loves the black penises doesnt he

should be illegal for elected MPs to block me on Twitter fucking cowards

>electricity drops out for a second
>both neighbours burglar alarms go off
sick of it

>>225102734
>tonnes
i know this is the correct british way to spell it, but can you acknowledge how fucking gay it reads? do you not feel a sense of awkwardness in your soul simply to write it that way?

>>225102771
>blackout
>houses start getting burgled

>>225102455
few minutes ago x

Learning Japanese is a shagger move. So is learning Russian. I would learn Belarusian but there's very few resources. Languages I want to learn
>Kazakh
>Bulgarian
>Welsh
>Latvian
>Mandarin Chinese (Taiwan standard)
>Catalan

neighbours got a new dog that loves to bark. lovely.

>>225102782
bet he pronounces it tonn instead of tunn as well

>>225102789
Why Taiwan style?

>>225102794
Drop a note in the letterbox, worked for me

having a chinese wank

>>225102765
How are you raging I open tiktok and it’s fufking there what can I do

>>225102811
that says what? "hi can you kindly kill your dog? thanks"

>>225102810
I prefer traditional characters for their aesthetic and I like Taiwan a lot. It's similar to Japan culturally and socially and I'd be safe visiting there as a T-girl

>>225102794
if it's a small fella then the UN allows you to punt it into the sun

a lot of australians here today. what a lovely day

>>225102829
Maybe not that language, no

>>225102828
well for a start you could just not post it here
you could also stop being such a porn addicted freak that your tiktok algorithm picks up on it and goes out of its way to show you coombrained shit

love being sat on my fat arse
my legs though? they bloody hate it

>>225102833
no one would notice you’re trans though and you could beat them up with with your aikido

>>225102828
calm down buddy

>>225102862
Calm ya farm, champ

>>225102862
How is that video about porn? It’s about freshers week and I just started uni so that’s why it’s been showing to me literally my whole feeed is uni stuff

>>225102855
we all post from the bart simpson treehouse in my backyard

Any map games enjoyers in? Love me some hearts of iron and europa universalis

just realised if i moved to australia i would surrounded by aussies

that would be peng

>>225102868
your legs would hate me sitting on as well

Love a gangly woman who wears anime shirts and has a deep husky voice and a bit of a jaw

>>225102876
*sexually penetrates you*

>>225102879
how did you know i was referring to you then

>>225102918
Because you said black cock

eternal toil

>>225102940
you shouldn't live like this

Most of you would be fixed by a transgirl who shares your interests

I don't have a TikTok account so I don't have a TikTok algorithm and therefore do not watch coombrained TikTok videos

need a slave gf

>>225102892
they're all weird as fuck, the women are all the worst parts of men and women put together and the men are all unserious apathetic mongs hiding behind a happy persona like yanks

>>225102954
I'd never get past the fact that it's literally a bloke dressed up as a girl and not an actual girl though

>>225102940
what

>>225102954
the dream desu

>>225102962
>the men are all unserious apathetic mongs hiding behind a happy persona
sounds like they nailed it

>>225102962
nah they're hilarious and based

>>225102954
dont mind about the cock but they’d have to pass 100% in every other aspect which won’t happen, even with famous trannies like that hunter guy you can easily tell outside carefully curated photos

>>225102954
truthavalance

>>225102954
Many trans share my interests. I don't like them. Not a big fan, not at all in fact.

>>225102962
how many australians have you met irl

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https://files.catbox.moe/5ero8u.mp4
autumn is happening currently
you might not believe, but it ha- er
it did so take care

>>225102994
375

猫の方が犬よりかわいいです

>>225102707
>>225102743
Don't know why this pissed me off as soon as I saw this was Newcastle
I don't even know this bint

Bye bye triple lock

those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride

>>225102160
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790346340229528.webm

>>225102811
dont think dogs can read but its worth a try !

>>225102707
unbelievably grim

proper weaselly little know-it-all at work me. Can't help myself telling people all the little things I know about the job which they don't know.

Everyone hates me but at the same time the stuff I'm telling them is very useful to the work we do and they truly don't know it, despite having worked here longer than me. Such is the curse of the conscientious 120+ IQ white man working in a low-paid job where no one gives a shit. I can't turn my brain off though.

pay the dog $100 to fuck off

Oluwunmi Olapeju Mosaku sex arse

never met an australian so i just go by what i see on /brit/

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>pay the dog $100 to fuck

Had to change from my BLEACH anime t-shirt (bought from AliExpress) and my mint green lounge joggers with animals on them (bought from Amazon Basics) into something more suitable as got people coming out about putting up a new fence soon

>>225103074
high IQ people dont stagnate in shitty jobs

>>225103074
5.3/10 bait. way too wordy, lacks nuance. more effort please

What a lot of people miss is that mousenonce doesn't want to fuck animals himself. He wants to BE an animal and fuck humans

>>225103129
oh they peeking

watching some kino

>>225103129
sup weirdy

>>225103074
ktim

discord having a strop about toby again are they, the 8th today

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>>225103111
I've got mental elf you see

have begun to feel a bit wasted in this job thoughbeit. It's like no matter what I put in, I'll never get anything back out of it. Perhaps it is time for me to consider what else I should do in life.

any roadman active

>>225103111
My IQ was tested at 140 and I stagnate at a middle class job. Too autistic to make it in life.

>>225103170
where do you live?

>>225103180
UK

Smooth by santana featuring rob thomas stuck in my head yet again

My IQ was tested (by a psychiatrist, officially, from MENSA) as 161 (that means genius level for people who are unfamiliar with the grading) and I am an unemployed worthless slug.

>brug af spredning
can see why the EU is desperate to get everyone to speak the King's Tongue (english), geez.

yeah that's mint I'll boot up the vpn and post that

>Screenshot 2023-05-20 at 15.21.59.png

>>225103074
>Can't help myself telling people all the little things I know about the job which they don't know.
people who aren't knobs tend to prefer that over people who vaguepost IRL and treat some discrete function as forbidden knowledge that their livelihood depends on

>>225103182
ok

A shadowy figure approaching rorke after a night at the pub looking to recruit him to the CIA after he gave his expert analysis on the situation in Sudan

>>225103189
the only high iq move

shitting all over the toilet

all the smart but lazy men in are they

mental how everyone on /brit/ has 120+ IQs but the level of discussion is so abysmal here and the vast majority of posters are retards. not talking about the silly poo posts or bradleys either

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>Searching for posts with the filename ‘Screenshot 2023-05-20 at 15.21.59.png’. 24 results found.

that says 24

Watching gay porn at full volume on my phone whilst my nan is beside me on her death bed

wiping my arse with poo

The more I think about it, it's not that I'm so good at my job but that everyone else is a fucking retard

high iq poo posting

>>225103249
s

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>>225103074
>>225103111
>>225103170
>>225103172
Are we IQ posting?

>>225103248
some times I post long diatribes then other times I post silly one-liners to try and make people laugh

>>225103249
fucking hell

i know what you mean, it's very hard being extremely intelligent. depressing, even. you are surrounded by people who are mentally children in comparison to you. it's extremely rare that i meet someone operating on the same cerebral level as me. that's why i post on /brit/

>>225103257
screamed at this

Niggers for tea x

>>225103280
do you require assistance?

>>225103302
s

hola hermanos what you say i fuck yo pussi eh homes

>>225103311
sir vpn

>>225103302
mate we don't call them that anymore they're called Cadburys chocolate buttons now

what do you do for work if you're too socially retarded to work a job but not retarded enough to get PIP

>>225103280
Self-administered online tests are not reliable. I got tested as a part of autism diagnosis

>>225103302
swajoi

Sir Lip Balmer

Jingle bells all the way de lads
All the wayy

>>225103328
pm

>>225103334
Is this an acronym or what

sir wank and jerk off instructions

>>225103328
Warehouse
Factory
Driving job

>>225103249
all he has in his life is his IQ score lmao. what a sad act

psianf

>>225103328
if someone is too socially retarded to work a job they're retarded enough to get PIP

>>225103351
scream wanking at jewish orthopedic institute

what if AI takes all the jobs so no one can have a job any more

>>225103369
it isnt even his

I poo lol

>>225103384
universal basic income init
reckon the UK is probably halfway there already with our gay little welfare state

>>225103384
ai will sort it out

rorke turning a blind eye

https://www.reddit.com/r/cringereels/comments/1wsnyog/she_took_the_mans_bag_and_accused_him_of_stealing/

>>225103384
I'd start wanking niggers off

A Urkainanian drone operator learned today about hypergamy

He immediately turned his drone around and blew himself up

>>225103400
why do you post reddit links
you cant even read them without an account now

>triple lock scrapped
about time these pensioners learned a thing or 2 about a thing or 2 go on andy fucking get it in them

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the so called "bame" nurses

done a lot today im proud of myself

>>225103441
me when I've had a poo and brushed my teeth

>>225103421
he's kept the 2.5% increase though, basically changes nothing

>>225103441
what have you done today, to make you feel proud?

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little victim get a grip man

>>225103420
strange lie

>>225102305
Resigned to living in the ruins.
Will make for some kino old man Autumn walks, at least. Just ruminating and grimacing.

>>225103280
I did this one and got a similar result
125 for verbal and spatial but 89 for memory
dragged it down to 97 overall

>>225103453
a lot

>>225103453
poo screan

mad how a 125IQ is to the average person what the average person is to a 75IQ clinical retard, like some spacker who'd drown in a bowl of soup.

Labour’s nature minister has called the picture of Britain as warm ale, a country pub and a black Labrador a “far-Right” fantasy that “never really existed”.

• Jenny Riddell-Carpenter told a Labour conference in Liverpool she "lies awake" fearing the next election will be fought on rural life and that “the far-Right” will decide what it looks like. She said that vision would be “warm ale, a black Labrador by your feet in a pub that doesn’t exist” and described it as “a very far-Right nostalgic vision of Britain that we don’t want to have.”

• She was made nature minister in July and is MP for Suffolk Coastal. She said Labour must set out its own “progressive vision for the countryside.”

all kicking off on the ends, lots of coppers here

Making my gay little beats in ableton x

i drowned in soup once

'Arse en wenger'

>>225103490
is IQ linear idk probably not

The saying "don't eat your cigs" is a literal or humorous cautionary remark telling someone not to chew on or swallow their unlit or half-smoked cigarette.
Literal Meaning
• Avoid Toxicity: Swallowing tobacco leads to rapid, high-dose nicotine absorption. This causes severe nicotine poisoning, vomiting, dizziness, and nausea.
• Nervous Habit: People sometimes absentmindedly chew on the filter or end of a cigarette when stressed, anxious, or listening intensely. Telling them not to "eat" it is a way to point out that they are destroying the cigarette before lighting it or chewing it like food.
If

>>225103503
*does the gay porn shuffle to your gay little beats*

>>225103491
>>225103523
bulletpointcord

>pissing off the pensioners to raise £5 billion per year that won't even cover a fraction of the £18 billion needed for social care
so where are they getting the rest from? this doesn't even include defence spending, if he's going easy on the pensioners the only thing left is the bennies and going too hard after the scroungers is political suicide

wheres he raising the fookin money

>>225103475
Shit having tiktok brain innit

>>225103534
ai

>>225103532
• • •

>>225103534
100% tax over 50k

>>225103527
cute post

>>225103534
£5 billion would, in fact, cover a fraction of £18 billion. Do you know what fractions are?

going to rehab in a few weeks, wonder if i'll meet any junkie qts there

>>225103553
not 100% but i nocap support a 75% tax on 45k and above

Post the LEGO horse porn you won't it makes the LEGO city people insecure

>>225103571
a tweaking sheila

>>225103534
tax obviously

>>225103534
>northern ireland leaves
thats their £11 billion per year subsidy gone
>scotland leaves
thats their £26 billion per year subsidy gone

ez

as someone already in the higher tax bracket there is literally no way i stay in this country if any more of money goes to boomers or immigrants

>>225103571
What would do if there was a dog facility next door and all the women got gangbanged by the dogs all the time? Me I would join the dogs and be their beta in the pack and let them all fuck me

>>225103328
content creator
tesco till girl

tax the vapes
tax the ciggies
tax the booze
tax the goyslop

If you could lick dog penis until it cums to get not taxed at all would you do it

Now we know why Burnham is refusing a second referendum. England needs our oil yet again. The cash cow must be kept at all cost.

>>225103615
tax the biomass

doesn't make sense that the 'official' data says we spend less than 2 billion quid a year on migrants but every town and city in the country accomodates the cunts

>>225103630
grow up

>>225103523
right toby if you want to eat ciggie butts thats on you man

>>225103615
white people would rise up if you tried to do this

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new york in 2009 with a cool billboard

How many hours today have you dedicated to sitting alone posting on 4chan?

forgot to post those images i promised to post

>>225103615
australia already tried taxing the ciggies and it just created a massive black market, think its already been confirmed there's a big vape tax coming next year

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>>225103630

Could just turf out millions of blacks and browns. Dozens of interconnected problems solved overnight; Britain enters a golden age after the incipient global economic crisis shakes itself out.

sweden has the higher rate of n-word per post on /int/

>>225103640
Can I fuck dogs then

>>225103102
Alri DVDmong

>>225103696
this is why you dont have a gf btw

actually clearly isnt him, pretty evil pretending to be a mentally ill person because he upsets your "friend"

thinking about that lad whose timid lefty girlfriend got drunk and shouted "hells yeah nigga" outside

Imagine getting fucked by a dog

won't the cancellation of the triple lock just get reversed?

got that vacant stare going only it's my whole brain doing it

>>225103686
Well all the jannys are on /brit/, the rest of this board is a free-for-all

>>225103704
No it's not, you're just saying that
>>225103708
No it's not, don't know who here would have friends