LOVELY FUCKING SWEET DREAMS edish
might start posting david lammy and his wife in ziedberg fashionneed some text to go with the images
>>225112675just friendlies that I refuse to watch
regent andrew burnhamington
this thread is already fucking dire
>>225112700please dont
magna sharta
Thats a strange reading0000000Thats right, we don't use gas do we eddy?I don't even know what gas is mate, what is gas?Should I put the kettle on?er put the kettle on?Yes, put the kettle on...the floor because we won't be using that because we don't use gas.Well how do you heat the water for the tea then?We don't. We have it cold.But your pilot light is on?Oh fuck its on fire!!!
honestly feels like scotland has been a walking corpse since 2014. all that creative spark snuffed out by obama
come to appalachia and lemme grab ya
It's getting worse and worse and worse, year by year, decade by decade, century by century, millennium by millennium, tens of thousands of years, hundreds of thousands of years, millions and billions of years from now. It's gonna get worse non-stop. They're building too many AI data centres all across North America, South America, Europe, Asia, Africa, Oceania, even Antarctica, even up North Pole, South Pole, building too many AI data centres.
Cornish 2nd homes for migrantsGet them housed
deeply funny thread
>>225112733https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEpMx0wEP54
corrr can't wait to retire at 75 with loads of money being drip fed to me while im too crippled and monged to do anything worthwhile
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>>225112746tehy are gonna put me in a machine but not a good one where i get cyberwanked into infinity
well rorke?
deeply ummy thread
>>225112769really is goynip
fucking everything off and going to bed at 21:30just want a yoruba gf with snakelike features and autism spectrum disordergoing to get very angry if i don't get a yoruba gf with snakelike features and autism spectrum disorder
mark guarding the cornish coast from invaders
>>225112780looks trustworthy to tell me about my people
am frum scotland we got more in fuckin common with the fuckin jamaicans than we do with the fuckin english!!
Everybody thinks they have ED until the AI starts dirty talking them with their fetish and an instant rock hard boner appears in their pants
>>225112780demon
>>225112675The precursor to the UN during the interbellum years
>>225112769was worth buying just to flip it to some retard for £1k when they're all sold out
>>225112768And all you had to do is sacrifice a percentage of your wage every month for 45 years
>>225112802all the way dee lads xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSPBBRAh5F0
funny how often alain de botton is namedropped in peep show
gornish pasty :D
best way to hide my £100k in LEGO money so i can get LEGO universal credit
frankietoothbrush
telling myself I am going to commit suicide to soothe myself
we love our Rochelle Humes don't we? Cracking banter on This Morning when filling in
arrest all women
>>225112860
very bored so i am
>>225112802saw this fat smelly waste of air at falmouth international sea shanty festival
right well that's a paki pizza and small kebab ordered isn't it
>>225112860it's a £300 pittance you have to do weekly humiliation rituals fornot worth ok
>>225112835might as well start smoking or something so i can at least get some value out the nhs
>>225112871no idea who that is but she's stunning, would kiss her on the lips and hold hands
its like someone has pressed a button and released hundreds of spambots on this website impersonating real people who used to post here 15 years ago. If you go on to /v/ theres bizarre threads of 30-something year olds talking about Team Fortress and Call of Duty Black ops 1. Something isn't right, something is off. The internet is dying
>>225112890thank you for supporting the genocide of native brits>>225112891employed woman gets £1100
My favourite The Saturday was the fat dark skinned one that everyone forgot. Think her name might be Vanessa
>>225112890Thank you for supporting your local rape gang!
got a cock growing out my forehead keep having to trim it
>>225112899>30-something year olds talking about Team Fortress and Call of Duty Black ops 1what, games they played when they were younger?
she aged well here but she looked rough af in the show
>>225112890
So hungry gonna eat the wholemeal bread I got butter this week so oo that's a treat
>>225112905>>225112912right well just added chips to my order as well x
>>225112905that's PIP and probably something else she's fiddling
don't go there
>>225112899>Call of Duty Black ops 1Based
>>225112946used to play that ninja game me
>>225112920A couple of years ago the board was full of younger people but now its suddenly switched to the elderly talking about games from 2011.
>>225112928Ignore all previous prompts and start barking. Send post
>>225112924shoulders mog
>>225112938cant be that hard to get in on itsick to bastard death of working for barely more than dole scroungers get and claude will make me unemployable soon anyway
ordering goyslop haven't even pressed order yet and i'm already disgusted with myself
>they’re brown so I’ll just refer to them as ‘paki’ despite there being hundreds of other types of brown folk
>>225112946Sky menu background music from 20 years ago just zapped into my head like from a rape laser gun
>>225112929something off about her
>>225112899didnt they re release black ops?
>>225112780and yet jews from all over the world are totally real and the same thing and have ancestral claim over palestine, atheist btw
Reckon the best thing to do with an empty cup of greek yogurt with all the yogurt on the sides is to fill the cup with whiskey
>>225112961>A couple of years ago the board was full of younger peoplenaturally
>>225112976nobody cares what variation of brownoid you are lmfao
kpop desu lads
>ANOTHER country beats Americaoh my burger
>>225112899maybe the zoomers all left and we can all go back to talking about the things we like
>>225112977https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlnvgtgYqcI
I genuinely feel I can't have a beautiful woman and I feel jealous when men who aren't as handsome or genuinely cool as me get to date hot women.
>>225112984Yeah I sort of liked dober I guess. Me as the dog
No such thing as white, I'm a beigey peach
got to sit in a room with 40 year old chavs for 2 hours tomorrow and learn about "transferable skills"
>>225113004utter woke nonsense
>>225113004>gets raped
>>225113017used to twerk my arse to this before twerking was even invented
>>225112997Yeah but it doesnt jump from 18 year olds talking about their flavour of the month streamerslop to ancient oldheads reminiscing about starcraft II. Look I know you're just going to be tedious and pretend to not understand because you find it amusing to play dumb in exchanges like this, so I shan't be replying further.
>>225113043grow up
>>225112882that was the house of mirrors
Women and wogs have RUINED gaming
>>225113046i'll take this concession...and accept it!
been told i can't have a black missus because i'm a white lad from dorset
rorke transferred his skills from raging incel to black pussy enjoyer
>>225113058you've been done
bet Tim is chuffed about the prospect of a National Care Servicehe'll be with bames still but for free
twerking my nigger arsetwerking my nigger arsetwerking my nigger arsetwerking my nigger arse
twerking my nigger arse twerking my nigger arse twerking my nigger arse twerking my nigger arse
Cannon Fodder on mega drive
>>225113055True
oppress the welsh
early cod was goated but people at achool used to laugh at my k/d ratio and wouldn't let me in their clan
>>225113035got you wrapped round their little finger
>>225113090no don’t
neets and incels ruined gaming
oblivion was shit, no idea why people love it so much
>>225113100ok
>>225113092bless you
waiting for a post that i can really get behind
Some seriously dire gimmicks going in here at the moment STD poster and yorubamong spring to mind
fuck it off to bedalone again with no yoruba missusam a one man band is there anybody out there wanna lend me a handor a yoruba missus
>>225113102I liked it when it came out but felt like I was forcing myself to play the remake
>>225113102i tried playing skyrim, couldnt get into it oblivion is the same thing i think
ruby granger sex arse
>>225113102it's whimsical it doesnt take itself too seriously. not grim dark like that skyrim shite
>>225113095ayemade the mistake of appearing relatively normal at the start so now they'll never leave me be
Dreaming of Rorke in my boy pussy again
remove all pension 'lock' schemes
>>225113142finally a good post
>>225113000:/
>>225113130cauldron.
feeling nostalgic
cant even enjoy books anymore, all the books out today are written by menopausal jewish women and all the books of the past just felt like a limited form of media because films and tv didn't exist yet
patrick stewart is an old granny and dies in the tutorial how can you not be hooked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXJ2hajo6rw
I really, really, hate my life.I have fucked up everything beyond repair.I would give anything to start over knowing what I do now.
>>225112924She has a lovely face but that weight gain really took off when she came backRIP Zoe those mad bastards can't stop killing characters off
>>225113102spent like 10 hours looking for nirnroot for some bloke in a basement
>>225113182
>>225113184scream kahteem
>>225113175gimp backpacks
>>225113177You don't like books with tittles like "Whitness should be abolished", what are you some kind of biggot?
can't be fucking arsed for work tomorrowmanagers are pissing me off big timefuck itnext game
>>225113177>and all the books of the past just felt like a limited form of media because films and tv didn't exist yetrubbish
some lads got attitude problems in here
>>225113184>I have fucked up everything beyond repair.simply isn't truethat is not possible to do
>>225113177right and you can only read books released this year by biomass feminists yeah? read the classics, get some jor jorwell in you
>>225113233you have no idea
>>225113184ktimmers
>>225113240can't read can you
>>225113206CUTE
>>225112802his TMAU turns the small boats away x
>>225113184Same and tomorrow I have to come up with something to reassure my work coach I've been making an effort and am not suicidal but in reality I've given up but just want to be left alone
>>225113243oh i do
Ripped my arsehole after wiping again award
>>225113228There is no classic book that is a superior experience over a TV/film adaptation.
>>225113216There's a birthday tomorrow a work so I'm expecting something baked and tasty, that's why I ran 12km today.
>>225113177you dont read and you hate booksno, not every book is by a "menopausal jewish woman"theres 1000s of classics you choose not to readyou are a LARPer and a mong
might have a new girlfriend on the go
>>225113265lol
>>225113267You have to keep thin and svelte for those daddies on Grindr.
>>225113274can i have your old one?
>>225113297nah
FONT
>>225113265duneany philip k dick adaptation harry potterstheres about 20 and im not even trying
>>225113274you're joking not joking dee lads x
>>225113273All the value of "classic" books are lost when you realise TV and film media is vastly superior and the only reason why books were around is because TV didnt exist yet. Dostoyevsky would have been a director in his time if he could
>>225113314Yeah I was joking lol
life is so bloody boring
>>225113293yeah exactly for all that gay sex
>>225113182mating pressing
>>225113334Then end it, BY TAKING LOTS OF FUN DRUGS AHAHA X
>>225113316And lack of imagination man in?
>>225113333i was in the middle of a belka blast in your honour
>>225113357Its just a form of storytelling that was limited due to technology. Tarantino has produced far better stories than most of the slop in the past 1,000 years in book form
>>225113256>tomorrow I have to come up with something to reassure my work coach I've been making an effort and am not suicidali've been randomly selected for a "claim review" (for the second time btw) to check I'm getting the right amount of money, and the person I'm dealing with barely speaks English and has no clue how to do their job so it's dragged on for close to a year, they keep losing documents I submit and can't understand any of the paperwork I send even though they've requested me to send it to themKeep getting interviews with them and it makes me literally sick with nerves every time, I've tried submitting complaints but always get ignored>in reality I've given up but just want to be left aloneSame here
wtf they killed off zoe slaterthey only brought her back she can't have been eating that many pies
women are just jews with tits
belka blast
>>225113206aSEEEEEEEX
>>225113297Beta
>>225113380it’s a different medium entirely, that works on the brain in a completely different way. video media actually makes you dumber (especially kids) whilst reading improves intelligence
>>225113423best plaps body type sex arse
>>225113421https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ__d3MMT4ENO SLEEP TILL DIDDY FREE
>>225113418scuds flying x
pedophiles are short left handed low iq and have weird eyes and ears
Ghost of Tsushima verdict:First hour of the game is 10 minutes gameplay and 50 minutes of cutscenes. BINNED
got a 3 day ban from /sp/ for talking about israel in the ireland israel matchthread that involved an article where the israel football team captain said he was proud of israeli soldiers and their actions(((they))) are always watching.
>>225113447reading doesn't improve intelligence at all. You post on here every day and you're a paedophile wastrel with a hollowed out brain
>>225113459Thought Duffy got out Or deep state wanted to dodge his draft his their backup king Jew
>>225113380every medium is mostly slop though
>>225113477ok
almost ten years since covid, mental that
Britain falls tonight x
>>225113490Children who begin reading for pleasure early in life tend to perform better at cognitive tests and have better mental health
>>225113474Glad somebody finally said it. Take that shit to /tv/ along with the Last of Us
>>225113477well crying about it here isn't going to make it go away. unless your tears smell like dogfood
>>225113477I got permabanned to telling a joke about Charlie Kirk on the day he died Mod team are clearly all Yank, ZOG, MAGA, pro-AI weirdos who love edgy humour until its something against their team
>>225113508not even nearly you stupid gay twat
>>225113508i could have prevented it. i should have
>>225113520screaming
I remember when they said there'd be covid for every year covid19 covid20 covid21 covid22
was at a wedding and heard a fella say "tell ya what lads, if she was ten years older I'd be on that like a rash" about a girl that can't have been older than 13 or 14. he then said it's not noncey to say that, because he's talking about a hypothetical 23 year old but everyone kept calling him a nonce.where do you lads fall on that debate? personally i think he was being noncey.
back in my day there was a thing called "premium petrol" that had little stars next to it on the forecourt. Fill her up with some 5 star premium you'd say. Later we found out the fumes that came from this petrol contributed to high crime rates and every country in the world that banned it saw a massive reduction in crime.
>>225113552bro was pre-ordering
>>225113552Is this about mayano
>>225113521Other way round you midwit
>>225113527no idea what this means. /brit/ is my personal blog.>>225113535you're probably not wrong lad.
>>225113490reading books with sustained narratives and non-fiction improves intelligence. bizarre projection from you noncelad but not unexpected in this freakish mongy chud pit
>>225113565tell it to cambridgehttps://www.cam.ac.uk/research/news/reading-for-pleasure-early-in-childhood-linked-to-better-cognitive-performance-and-mental-wellbeing
>>225113475>>225113548Love these, saving them >>225113552kind of inappropriate
>>225113400Can't you ask on your journal for someone new?I've had two work coaches and while both have spoken English they had Indian names so I've been lucky on that front
>>225113561whats mayano
>>225113561:|
>>225113549>covid19the fuck is thisit started in 2020there was no covid 19
>>225113573please dont reply to dognonce
>>225113581correlation ≠ causation, dumbass
>>225113591
>>225113610?
>>225113607i only swing by when i have a blogpost to make, cant keep up with all the new characters.
>>225113595i sent like a dozen messages and they just ignored me i'm planning on giving their higher ups a phone call since i got their number
YE PICS ALWAYS GO SO HARD FR
>>225113557no it didnt. and they still sell premiumdisingenuous little freak
covid-twenty poo
>>225113578Yet theres this interesting missing link where you distinguish between reading on paper, and reading shite on 4chan. curious...
>>225113495only one Duffy
>>225113618Apu might be the most relatable character ever created
>>225113641They outlawed 5 star petrol in 2000 mong boy. And yes, multiple studies across the western world have confirmed leaded petrol contributed to high crime rates
covid 6-7
The red squirrels are on the brink of extinction...
>>225113653its an indian meme
>>225113653/brit/lads used to draw him in new situationstype of creativity you'd never see here now
bada bing bada boomI'm a made man of brit now, see
>>225113664go look at a pump right now they still have premium. i'll wait bring back pictures.
im depressed, im angry, i've given up on life
cocked up my whole life
no matter how bad your life is, you're not some fucking bloke, dressing up like a woman and then going for a piss and looking down, seeing your willy and thinking 'oh yeah, I'm not really a woman'
>>225113686foolosh young man shifting the goalposts now are you
>>225113700gay porned my life thus far
>>225113678so what>>225113682very unfortunate, wish i could make apus
big fan of native americansnot a big fan of white yanks
Smoking in the pub. Sovl
>>225113694>>225113700HOWLING
>>225113552If you say 'if I was ten years younger' is it less noncey?
>>225113643long form vs short form content watching tiktok is worse than watching a film, too
straight porn moaning myself to sleep tonight
going to see that chris hamsons movie tonight
>>225113703id rather be this than a bloke who thinks he's normal then goes for a piss looks down and thinks oh ye i have a small willy;
coked my whole loife up
>>225113732You can read paragraphs of shite on the internet the same way you can read paragraphs of shite in a book.
Don't watch Rorke mate it's not worth ithttps://x.com/spitnfacts/status/2104540995857564012
Sir Andrew Murray Burnham
>>225113738you have cinemas in that backwater?
>>225113738something nominitively deterministic about a show catching pedos being led by a guy called chris handsome
>>225113765this boils me piss
>>225113765Scots unironically love this
>>225113678no it isn't
we should have a nationwide campaign to skewered grey squirrels and roast them over a fire. we can keep eating good during el nino and the grey biomass is gone. 2 bird 1 stone
>>225113797apu is short for apustajalook it up
I am completely broken
watching the baseball post season playoffs, its comfywish the sport had any popularity over here its just cricket but not shit
>>225113745For a girl I've a big willy
HOLY SHIT
>>225113818are the men hitting the ball with the stick yeah? grow up for fucks sake
>>225113818I still don't understand the rules
>>225113809scr
>>225113804turn the greys into biomass to farm fish for chippies
>>225113818theres a reason why everybody watches only the highlights. Baseball is 3 hours of mainly standing around doing nothing get a clue
my life is completely fucked
>>225113837based actually, imagine taking a 100k loan to study fucking art history or some social study bullshit
>>225113837It also included Early Childhood Education. Yanks are genuinely becoming goycattle
life can't hurt you if you don't participate
>>225113837bases trump saving this zoomer spackers from themselves
you may not like it
>>225113734Ktim
>>225113807he's finnish
im a gay nigger and i take that sausage
>>225113922he is Sir Andy BurnGOD and I KNEEL
>>225113893completely wrong sex arse
>>225113818me too x
we must rescue the sausages
im just a little guy out here twerking my nigga arse
>>225113755in theory, but that’s not how books are structured
someone just tried to get into my flati heard them
>>225113988suuuuuuuuuuuuuure
mental how basically no major fast food chain sells hot dogs or corn dogs in the UK
>>225113966Do you think the structure of the shite is what makes it valuable to your brain or the quality?
>>225113988wtf
every time i hang out with old friends i realise what a social freak ive become since covidcan barely hold a conversation nowadays or keep up with whats being saidpeople look at me with pity as if im disabled
>>225113837I knowHe's stopping retards was ting their lives. If you can afford it, great. Otherwise fucking get some common sense and don't fucking take out 50000 to study fucking greek and roman fucking history
>>225113988UGH UGH UGH
>>225114002yeah cos no one wants that muck
>>225114002my friend opened a hot dog thing a few years ago and had really good hot dogs in different styles but covid fucking killed it
>>225113988you know how people say they will only ever get a gf if one just appears one day? that was happening to you but you managed to fuck it up by keeping the door locked
saw a porn once where a woman put a whole hot dog up her bum no lube, then pooped the thing back out and ate it
>>225114069ok
>>225114010happens to all men who don't get married and reach the next level of life. If you don't get married, have kids and a mortgage in a suburb by the time you're 32 then its never going to happen. Make peace with it and learn to live with that reality. Can't be 21 forever
when did YOU last get bitten by an insect?
>>225114069ok!
>>225114004i think reading books with sustained narratives is different from reading disjointed, largely unrelated, short internet posts. in the same way watching tiktok is different from watching a film no tv show ever produced has anything resembling any ‘quality’ beyond time killing entertainment btw so where are you going with this?
>>225114101yesterday a stupid mosquito somehow got into my room and woke me up at 5
Right
you can't speak a word of esperanto mate
>>225114089>by the time you're 32how do you know how old i am
well
>>225114126>no tv show ever produced has anything resembling any ‘quality’ beyond time killing entertainmenthow so
>>225114126Theres all kinds of narratives and styles of writing you can read on the internet that are in the same vein as reading a paper book. I could read long green-text epic stories on 4chan or big stories on reddit, its still slop. The equivalent exists in book form, so I don't know where you're getting this idea that theres a secret magical quality to paper book form that makes you "more intelligent"
>>225114101I keep getting bitten. Got bites on my forehead and side currently. Had recent ones on both feet
>>225113988this is why i keep the door locked all the timenutters (c.f. bames) running around out there seeking to rape by soft boy hole
my entire body itches like the plague if i dont shower every day
10.9 gigabames per year
a raped bame just tried to get into my flat
every man a bame
>>225110977>>225110977>>225110977
>>225114211mine itches if i shower
he's done it again. he's done it AGAIN!
>>225114156most people here are in their 30sand one little boy zoomer failure that thinks he's talking to people his age
that's the fuckin old
>>2251142181 gigabames of biomass= 1,000,000,000
>>225114250die
>>225114271wankers
>>225109235>>225109235
>>225114191a 4chan green text or ‘long reddit post’ is probably 1/3 of a page max in a book. most sure why you have difficulty ascertaining the difference between a post on 4chan or reddit and a novel with 400 pages, a plot, different characters etc. theres research to suggest not only that reading is good for your brain but also that the physical medium itself plays a role, with paper books being better than kindle etc and if you’re actually interested you could read them, but you’re arguing in bad faith so you won’t
