It's not a bird, it's not a plane. It must be Dave who's on the train. edition
this is the one
>>225139015doo you even get anything out of thisjust calories and feeling slightly tipsy
gday lads got banned from my main board so im here now
is it this thread or the other thread
>>225139091this one x
>>225139025dunno who that is
>>225139043tastes nice i suppose and makes me feel contented
>>225139109M&M's (Crispy)
also cows would cease to exist if we stopped eating them
>>225139015haven't seen sustainable wine i buy organic x
>>225139127why?
>>225139162why would people raise cows and pigs if we weren't eating them
>>225139127we could keep them as pets
>>225139162because they would no longer need to be bred
dont know which thread to use and its triggering my anxiety
>>225139174yeah everyone knows how affordable it is to feed and care for cattle
>>225139197your mum lol
>>225139173you could keep some around in a zoo
>universal credit stopped sending me journal update emails>discover PLEASE RESPOND emails>replied to an 'Accept your commitment' thing late because I didn't even know I had itFucks sake am I going to lose my bennies now
cows could be put to work
reckon there's a future for me in the fire escape trade
>>225139173>>225139175What about milk and leather and gelatin? Also wild pigs still exist
>>225139223why bother, just let them go extinct
>>225139165>>225139225pissed out my aarse postingin the whold old prifriendthread
>>225139249educational purposes
get the bloody pigs and cows doing all sorts for gods sake lazy cunts they all arechop them up and get them down teh bloody mines
>>225139227all you need to do to get free money is check your emails once in a while and you cant even do that you just need putting down
>>225139127theres lots of wild cattle
>>225139241think they already are
>>225139285As I said, they stopped sending me emails, the last one I had was on the 15th
>>225139247yes you're right about other cow products but those who want no one to eat beef also don't want anyone using leather or milk or gelatin
so you guys like doing stuff?
whats a bennies journal that sounds grim as fuck
>October 1st
>>225139319i like gaming and cooking and some other things
>>225139324it september 30
>>225139308okay yeah good point, but I don't think those people would also be okay with letting cows go extinct. They'd probably keep some in conservation programs and shit
>>225139324right well ive fucked this year then haven't I might as well start warming up for 2027
>>225139324FR FINALK QUARTER OF THE YEAROCTOBER HEREHALLOWEEN HERENOVEMBERWINTERCOLDSHITTY SHITCHRISTMASNEW YEARFUCK 2027 NO GF 2026 FUCK FUCK FUCK
Sex with Rapidash horde
Women poo too you know.
i am simply incapable of forming connections with people and will therefore die alone miserable
>>225139127heard poland is trying to reintroduce auroch(domestic cow's ancestral stock) look-a-lkies to the wild
gluee drops the world will stop
>>225139324in 2027 i will get a gf!!
>>225139319not really
can spaino stop posting literal faggot threads and I won't make the new in return x
>>225139369cap
>>225139318They gave her limbs?
>>225139344there would be like five cows belonging to some retarded eccentric rich person
>>225139369ktim outside of my family ive never in my life met someone I wanted to spend more time with
spacker gf
queen - it's late, good song
>>225139369Kek, this is me!
>>225139390What's gay about HP Baxter?
>>225139403how she a spackernice tum
>>225139324seems like it was just yesterday that i was in the gym at midnight thinking i'd gained a clue
nth for the baddiedem
>>225139319yeah I just did some stuff, now I'm eating watermelon
>>225139369we are connected
>>225139403She does look like she has a bit of the syndrome
I HATE the baddiedem
>>225139399what do you think buffalos are?cattle are perfectly capable of surviving in the wild
>>225139369ironically this post has just formed meaning connections with epople
chatting with the 18 year old gf on duolicious
>>225139369I can get on with most people but there are very few I would want to have a proper friendship with because finding people who have similar interests and hobbies is impossible.
A time to take drugs now so I can go to Starbucks and get my venti protein iced matcha latte with lavender powder and roasted coconut syrup and a pan chocolate <3
>>225139435innita thousand foul curses and wicked hexes on dem
toasted coconut not roasted lol
stats at 1 pctober 2026:>1 social event (toil night out)>0 messages sent to a none family member or work colleague>0 kisses, shags, hugs not even close >2 periods of depressionand you?
just dumped out big time
2 weeks sobercan't stop eating chocolate
>>2251394820 job0 friends0 gf0 clue0 will to live
Might swap my porn addiction for a sex addiction
>>225139482mf had periods like a woman
>>225139482>2 periods of depressionrookie numbers
>>225139486whats your fave choccies?
might win the powerball tonight
Hands off my chocolits
>>225139486I was like this too would sit and eat a big bar of chocolate and sweets every night never touched it really before I stopped drinking
>>225139447Whether Duolicious is a "good" dating app depends entirely on your personality and what you are looking for, as it is a highly niche platform built specifically for chronically online, nerdy, and alternative subcultures.
might get some of my cds back
>>225139319bo wish i was fucking dead
You want some? I'll give it yer
>>225139556you won't get none of your cds back
>>225139482wtf u mnean 1 social eventhow have u only had 1 social eventi go out solo to pub or club at least once a weekliterally hwat do you do with your teim
>>225139438that is not at all the same animal as domesticated cattle the "awww look they're just like big puppies!" qualities are not presentof course most vegans are too brain damaged to understand what domestication is
>>225139556where are they?
>>225139566alright chuck us one
would you go out with a woman if she had a big nose
>>225139577
>>225139523milka is my favourite, just the normal milk chocolate one>>225139545yeah it's mad, zero interest in sweet food at all when i'm being an alchiesuppose my horrible battered body is crying out for all the sugar and shit it usually gets every day from lager
i dont look after my personal hygeine, i dont eat properly, i have no job or life, my mind is constantly scattered, anxious or depressed, ive been like this as long as i can remember, since i was young teenager. i dont know whats wrong with me, i just want a doctor to tell me what disease i have
>>225139566You're supposed to stab the buns with the chopsticks you fucking filistine
>>225139586gfberg sends me the tomato version of this when i dont reply to her messages
>>225139598Polshits/r9k at the end of the night every day
>>225139578yeah I like big noses, but not this one
>>225139598pathetic runtitis
>>225139570Went to the pub once with people from work. I'd rather sit in my house reading or watching kino than go to a pub or club alone and I have no friends so that's what I spend all my time doing
>>225139482>~10 social events with my 2 friends>0 days worked>0 kisses, shags, hugs not even close>1 period of depression (continued from 2025)
>>225139598being a lazy cunt
>>225139598what not try to fix yourself a bit at a timeyou could brush your teeth or have a shower or tody your room or do some meditation of somethingjust a little bit at a timeits like project management but for your life and you dont even have a deadline to work to
wish i had a toilfu to flirt withonly toilfu im into and who occasionally flirts with me is married
>>225139598I'm a NEET yet still have a very strict routine, go to the gym, eat well, go to bed early etc but it's all for fuck all because I have a shit life and no job so go doopin mental lad it doesn't matter.
have 0 willy to live
>>225139435>>225139463>*runs up on you outside the petrol station*go mid next time punk ahhs
>>225139625>I'd rather sit in my house reading or watching kino dont youd o that all the time arleady tho
>>225139661>have 0 willyreverse employed woman be like
>>225139598you smell like da poo poo
>>225139319im stuff
>>225139598ngl could be atheism
not sure about this one heki la
A poo in the hand is worth two in the bum
I have made a satanic post :\>>225139666
>>225139653had a toilfu and I was probably the happiest I'd ever been until I fucked my whole life up
>>225139598you can take care of all that stuff and still wonder why youre bothering at the end of the day because nothing feels enjoyable or meaningfulsome people are just broken
>>225139610says the filthy, NEET schizo paedophile
>>225139482>0 social events>(nth)bunch messages sent to a none family member or work colleague>0 kisses, shags, hugs not even close >1 on and off grief
>>225139719ADHD, get yourself on the stimulants pronto
>>225139705he posts on reddithe likes anime though hes alri
>>225139025>>225139041>>225139043This is a genuine cry for help.I am 27 going on 28. Don't let me turn 28 without a gf, for the love of God. None of the dating apps have worked for me, I have no avenues to meet girls. I live in the UK but I don't know any servers or anything that I should be joining. Anons, help me please. I want to watch the November fireworks with someone, I want to take them to the autumn and winter funfairs and I want someone to fucking celebrate my birthday with besides my goddamn family.If I see no way out by next week, I'm overdosing on sodium nitrite. I already have it stored in a discreet location away from my mums house.
>>225139714ok
do YOU have a favourite shark /brit/?
>>225139757ok
>>225139757>If I see no way out by next week, I'm overdosing on sodium nitriteyou need more than a week to find a gf
nearly punched my screen when that literal fucking novel popped up I'm angry you even thing id consider reading that
>>225139744i dont have adhd dunno why youd think that
>>225139757This is pasta and the person was probably a foreigner>I live in the UK>November fireworks
Not depressed at all me, even find extreme pleasure in having a pee or looking at the sky etc. Would hate to be a pathetic miserable gimp like most of you
>>225139765no
>>225139765the hammerhead, it's just too funny of a design
>>225139782Depression is more prevalent in people with high IQs
>>225139765yeh whale sharks are pretty goodi like cat sharks and basking sharks
adhd is definitely not real
how many people yiu went to school with have died so far lads? 2 for me and I just know they all thought id be first
>>225139765no they're all evil
>>225139777No, I copypasted my own post. I live in London.
>>225139782What's your favourite sky to look at?
The Asian Fanny
listening to gay porn music
>>225139765great shite
>>225139765I like makos
>>225139798Explains it for you then
>>225139840just your classic shark thatcan't go wrong
Mad how dolphins are closer related to horses than sharks
>>225139820So you're definitely a foreigner then
>>225139862not that mad
>>225139816dont know, lost touch with them all and dont have any social media
>>225139862mad how your mum and dad are related
>>225139765oceanic white tips because they ate a load of yank cunts during WW2
>>225139840not sharky enough for me looks like a tuna
>>225139862not mad at all. theyre both mammals
>>225139810yeah you can fix that with other stuff than pharmaceutical speed, I think it's a symptom of something else
flirting with my 18 year old gf from dulicious
You are looking resplendent this evening
>>225139821The one that's up
>>225139862What about seahorses?
i like a blacktip
Legalise methamphetamine
people on the internet place too much stock in IQ. it’s not unimportant but it doesn’t tell you everything. there are autistic people with high IQs who are basically retards really
>>225139765sand tiger shark
>>225139921bit racist
>>225139918well yeah iq has been known to be an aggressively flawed measure of intelligence essentially since its inception
>>225139918High IQ is firmly correlated with success in life
might put my glasses on and go edit Wikipedia
>>225139914I would be dead
how do i say "i am looking quite handsome today" in british?
>>225139865Ethnically yes, I'm moroccan. I can't meet any of my own women cause I cant get on planes due to health condition (autism)
Posted my STI blood test ladsPraying I haven't got anything :(
>>225139918>basically retards reallyktim
just shaved my cock, bollocks and arsehole smooth with a safety razoryes it it lush x
withdrawing from my meds sucks I feel mentally ill as shit just want my amphetamine back
>>225139947Nah 100% of people who breathe air fire eventually
Sir Autistic Morrocan
>>225139963im sure your bf will love it
>>225139948This>>225139963
Travel around the country a lot me, sometimes I go to certain areas and think the locals look particularly inbred>Look up voting data>High reform voteEvery time
>>225139963How did you shave your bum?
sir cock shaver
>>225139963how do you shave your balls? it's too wrinkly to get a clean shave
>>225139757dying over no gf is wypipo shit, lock tf in nigga
>>225139969you'll be fine in a month >>225139971huh?
Nobody says "shemales" or "chicks with dicks" anymore, everyone now uses some gay japanese word for everything
>>225139994Pull yhe skin taut
>>225140001i just say "women"
remember when bones fucked kirk
>Nigga >Ayo >Unc, lil bro>Wypipo Opinion immediately discarded
>>225140001i just say "troon"
>>225140001i call them goofy ahh ngas
>>225140027fr fr ong
Indians worship cows so cows will be around forevermost modern purebreed dogs should have their bloodlines ended though
>>225140041
>>225139996No it's not. I already had enough of the internet and video games lad, I'm almost 30. I want a gf, a real life companion, and eventually my own family. If I can't have that, I'm killing myself with 25g of sodium nitrite. I don't care. Life ends. And mine is over if I have to be a virgin for another month.
>>225140027Bro is mad
>>225139975aha im not gay though *kills you*>>225139992carefully and outward from the hole>>225139994it takes a couple of passes but it's not actually that hard. do NOT pull the skin taught, let it stay relaxed
big wank go to sleepeat eggs and have my amphetamine
>>225140050feel bad for this lad
bum hurts from the big poo I did earlier
>>225139025LOL is this Scooter?
Anyone ITT join the TA/Army reserve/RAF auxiliary/Naval reserve?
can smell smoketemperature inversion
Wish I could get amphetamine
>>22514005425g of salt? You'll just end up thirsty
at least gibbymoo took 445 chunks out of her arms and legs you guys are all larpers
HE WAS A SON OF A TOOLMAKER
Esther Rantzen dead
>>225140090Not yet, GHCQ
>>225139985travel a lot to shitty post-industrial norf towns to groom vulnerable kids is it abdul?
>>225140090No I kept sneaking up on the female generals and putting an American flag next to them so they salute it automatically and I sniff their feet
>>225140090alright 77th Brigade lad
wlh
>>225140027unc self reporting :skull:
>>225140094I can but I don't do it, I do still have dreams about buying and doing it and it's been 4 years I think
pixie lott with 140 likes in an hour posing naked in a bathwonder if she has any new music
dame bonnie blue
>>225140140Your fault for not just doing it
please let me cum
>>225139911your mum likes a blacktip
lovely leopard shark
>>225140142desperate
I know I should not have eaten the entire packet of chocolate digestives and i've done it again for fucks sake
>>225140054>25g of sodium nitritemay the post attempt clarity set you on a better path
>>225140094you could if you really wanteddarknet isn't that hard, hardest part is getting monero nowadays
>apu uniform DPM Marine Commando.png
>>225140095https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/suicide/post/344113/sodium-nitrite-suicide-case-in-chinaIt's a toxic chemical in high purities, the new go-to method for suicide. Guaranteed and peaceful.
>>225140179*jiggles your belly*
>>225140179hope they were dark choc
>>225140171he looks mean
>>225140185>hardest part is getting monero nowadayswhats the best method? i need to put in an order soon
>>225140142Midfoidhag
>Andy Burnham: I don’t want to lose Man City’s Abu Dhabi ownersThe former Mayor of Manchester has spoken
>>225140163I get offered drugs on the regular but I have self control
is the poo screaming or are you screaming the word poo?
lottie you hottie
>>225140192>Guaranteed and peaceful.doesn't it induce severe nauseapoisoning always sounded like an awful way to go to me
mfs be going to watchpeopledie.tv
>>225140215Screaming poo out me arse
Do you like my bby fat rolls
>>225140097gibbymoo's scars make me shudder still
>>225140209True Free drugs are a scam
>>225139950have a wank x
>>225140251i have a photo of her gaping arsehole
>>225140243how are you so white
>>225140136anime
>>225140228You take it with some benzo's to get knocked out faster. You're dead within an hour. Its probably not as peaceful as like a heroin overdose, but it's the best method for me.>>225140236Yeah cause no one can advise me how to get a gf. So I had to find a suicide method and look at videos to prepare myself.
>>225140251the raped
Did the cansnonce thread get deleted?
>>225140257lol why >>225140251damn what happened here? I met a girl like that once on a cross country bus ride
couldn't kill myself im unkillable
>>225140261unposted i note
>>225140278i dare not incur janbergs wrath
>>225140273yes lol
A few jars and Final Fantasy V tonight team
>>225140097got scars all up my arm actually and have never shown anyone think thats why i avoid people im just a mental frek
>>225140290steaming like a rocket!
If I can't get a gf, I'm committing suicide before november.You can only cope with shitty boring games for too long. Five minutes of cuddling would be more fun than every game I ever played put together.
>>225140205mad that pot PM is personally indebted to shammy's owners, who could've guessed this would happen
>>225140287hooting. i hope the melt is seething
>>225140290kinell i'd rather drink fucking monster than this SHITE
>>225139765I like the Bonnethead because it's omnivorous. Eats seagrass sometimes. I like sandtigers because I collect the teeth their distance relatives I like cookie cutter sharks because they're evil cunts
>>225140304you will be ok !!don't kill yourself !!
if you got lucky and made 1 million quid on ai stocks over the past 6 years how would you get it out and into crypto or something
>>225140304Mate I'm reeling from a breakup I know how it feels
your da sticks his hand out for the train
Rubies or rubbish, it makes no difference. The price, well, that's OUR choice to make.
>>225140326bill gates would lose money doing that
>>225140290The fucking bone density in this lad's hand
>>225140326press sell button
>>225140326I would start wanking first
>>225140251love her
>>225140326got no money in ai stocks so id need to have been really fucking lucky lad
>>225140321do you like greenland sharks
>>225140341crickey bill gates ia r eal mad lad
Sir Rudolf Hess
>>225140264I was born to be a fabulous heterosexual boyprincess lesbian wife to a lucky girlhusband one day. The CIA had their way with me.
>>225140304>>225140323If anyone has serious advice how to get a gf in London, I will literally give you this 14 quid left in my feather wallet. (XMR monero). If you think I'm joking, I'll show my sodium nitrite (poison for overdose) in the next post.
>>225140341No because it would make the average profit per minute go up or down
>>225140274mental health, I don't know the specifics tho and she's wiped her socials afaik
>>225140200i honestly can't remember the exchange i used last time, i bought like £300 of it and since i don't buy speed very often i've been coasting off thati remember trying to set up bisq and retoswap but all of the exchange offers required a tiny deposit of XMR (which i didn't have), but if you have a small amount left you could use them
>>225140379Exactly
Just remembered (remembering a lot right now in my training and with commands) that in high school, as well as scratch, we had a stock trading website that let you have a trial account with fake money and a fake economy like a hidden game or something?
>>225140394Where the willy mate
Take the piss dunt it
remember that lad who used to edit gibbymoo's pics to remove the scars and make her look more modest
>>225140286post it in /s/ in a random thread or an arsehole thread and link it
>>225140402pay up cagie
>>225140372gym maxx and dating app maxx
AI is becoming more and more expensive to useIt's quite bad quality in longer threads too. I don't see this tech going anywhere.
>2016mong is moroccanfascinating
>>225140356gibby a qt, I should've saved her tiktoks when I had the chance
>>225140372>>225140323Here's my Sodium Nitrite overdose. 100g so only a quarter of this will kill me. I stored it separate from my mums house (it's in my empty council flat) but its only a 10 min bus ride away.I just can't turn 28 as a virgin, I don't wanna live anymore.
>>225140390Has she ever made a video visibly on medication like in the psyche ward when they are on those doses
>>225140414too late to stop
>>225140390mad how much fitter she looked in a nice dress with a cross necklace
>>225140427my gf ok
>>225140421Don't kill yourself Also men age like wine
>>225140403if you want some scarless gibbymoos lad just ask
>>225140424no but she did make one inside of her closet where she stuck toys up her arsehole and squirted out her fanny
>>225140406>>>/s/22481673
>>225140421I have a precise plan for you.1. find a music genre you genuinely like2. go to events3. take a small amount of entactogenic drugs4. lock eyes with a girl5. get her number6. date one: friends, chill7. date two: 1st romatic move, feel it out8. present the relationship contractguaranteed success.
>>225140421right seek therapy immediatelyyour problem is not "i dont have a girlfriend"fucking living it up like a king in a council house and thinks his life is overythe temerity
>>225140458Would rather her talk about things whilst heavily sedated on psyche drugs
>>225140413my BMI is 28. I don't have time to get fit because I'm killing myself in a few weeks if I don't have sex before then. What dating apps would get me a gf? Bearing in mind that I'm 5'7, overweight, ethnic and rough looking. I do still have a full head of hair.
remember that lad who was going to kill himself with sodium nitrate if he couldn't shag? dead now of course
>>225140421pls dont do it
