brushing edition
>>225137509Betting that's my cum she's usingYou know, cause I'm a nonce like that x
You have to admit, "kid starver" was a good one
just seen a post that violates united states law
phwoarare kathy
"women" with arrested development are the worst
Gay sex. Thoughts?
got loads of fit russian and or ukrainian birds on my tik tokmight invite them to london lolalll expneses paid of course
>>225137558Just seen a WNBAJ/M
SNL UK have been buh-rutal on mr. andrew burnham these last couple of weeks, my word!
Getting this evening's PJW
just tell me the edible buying website dickheads
protect the monkeyseven the dogshit ones like the humanshttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790795881411071.webm
sir peel banana
back on my bullshit
The iraq war is officially over ladsThe last america troops left today23 years laterYet another foreign quagmire that ends in defeat and retreat for the US militaryAll that they left was a trail of death and destruction, the only thing our armed forces ever leave...
>>225137576Https://weed.fed-honeypot.uk
Ai
Sir Farmer Harmer
>>225137585the fuck is that
>Https
pope andy burnham
Disgusting how some people in this thread feel more empathy for monkeys than boat refugees
can't fucking believe itshe's goneshe's fucking goneRIP
seen your abre tuppence an all sort
cody really said quagmire
Mousey has GOT to go!
>>225137578mousey with the parasite riding him
>>225137590all shite, nothing stacks up to poo barmer starmer
>>225137615betfair even bigger bananas 2
https://weed.fed-honeypot.uk
rorke upon meeting a bame: hello my funk soul brother
>>225137629You are severely unwell. Seek help.
"everything is not fine and dandy" andy
>>225137557she's so cool
>>225137661scring
>>225137661he would do that wouldn't he
Going into gynaecology hospital disguised as an Armitage Shanks
two glasses of wine a nightall you need to be fresh for toil at 6am tomorrow morning
get a job on the oil rigs rorke
after he gets done in for sexual harassment:handsy andy
>>225137664no idea why leftypol worships them
>>225137664got banned on reddit for posting this. they post all day about bad parking/driving but this was removed because le bla woman
dont tell me then. i'll buy edibles from some sketchy guy on the street and end up getting bum raped and it will be all your fault
>>225137687Lick lick
>>225137673i didn't get "pink" one
Toby needs a restraining order to farm animals
>>225137662except ave got an oak shoe bench coming in a week or two
Hellraiser VHS on bus stop
>>225137695You're buying weed and scoffing it all on the street then /?
/brit/ genuinely contains some of britain's greatest minds
dedicating this nofap day to my future 25 year old gf
>You are severely unwell. Seek help.
Sir Randy Andy - used in reference to Andy Burnham raping Britain every night
Where can I buy fags online?
>>225137664___
>>225137752ooo ello
wish we'd sit next to eachother and smoke fags and chat about this and thatwe'd be mateswish a'd a mate me
>>225137752You can't buy people, Rorke!
Mad how Starmer was mocked for basically just being a shit PM and a mong and as soon as he quit the aggro here instantly switched to Andy Bumman
is it a heathermong gimmick
Sir Keir Stormer was replaced by an identical polished turd known as Andrew Burnham
she wasn't your gfit was just your turn!
Prince Andrew Mountbatten-Burnham
s need oen of them fit autistic gf
>>225137777Waste of quads
>>225137787Me as the dog lamo
>>225137752you can get them ordered from any food delivery from coop will cost you £30 for a pack of 20
this is me >>225137807no such thing as straight/bi autistic womendont let them fool you
Sir David Calamity Lammy
>servers in eu frankfurt are experiencing high loadffs valve
>>225137557*boop*
...me as the horse
>>225137831valve needs to give russian its own servers they ruin every game
>>225137664nun karen cud do
rorke experiencing massive loads
90% sure i've lost my cinnamon sticksi have no idea where they are
He was named mountbottom coz he like to MOUNT little boys BOTTOMS hahahaha
>>225137895*through an arse full of cinnamon sticks*i have no idea sorry mate
gyaldem munch
>>225137909making chocolate pudding at 4am
>>225137856Wow, russophobia, so cool!
>>225137928love doggos :3
>>225137936Are you going to
right think its almost bedtime
why is this allowed
650 calories de ladsAnd another portion in the fridge!
>>225137982TIM WHAT YOU'RE DOING MAN
>>225137895what do you use them for
>>225137928
just got home from toil, on the shitter
>>225137982nice colour schemefucking hate my galley kitchen
>>225137981because we don't live in smelly brown muslim hell
kpop desu lads
>>225137947i'm talking about too many people on german servers you muppet
>>225137928Dogs are disgusting unhygienic beasts
>>225137981Nice butt and feet I like how she moves to the side when enough seconds for you to look at the other women with her butt
>>225137972no the image just reminded me of Stu Making Chocolate Pudding At 4 AM
Have caved 2 dozen (24) russophobe skulls in since 2014 You can talk that shit about russia online but do it in front of me and you will be sent to the ICU lickedy split...
>>225138005curriesi'm sure they have other uses but just curriesi do have cinnamon powder too but i mostly use that in coffee and porridge
>>225138011Not shitting on the clock is brazy
>>225138008would slam this grey bastard into fine red mist
just found out about manchester city football clubwow that's messed up
>>225138036Pooing at work is incredibly runtish and repulsiveShould be illegal
scjool
>>225138027
>>225138022so is your mum
>>225138008Nigga that’s nuts
>>225138026>when enough seconds for you to look at the other women with her butt??
Eeveelutions butt
>>225138053this one doesn't remind me of anything
All animals want to eat us
>have started combing my hair>never done it before>my hair feels so much lighter>felt like I had an anchor on top of my head before but now it feels weightless >hair feels silkier too ladsinvest in a comb when you can afford ittrust me
Not being muslim means women can go outside nakedThe more naked women outside the more non Muslim you are o algo
drank thorugh a botle o wine tpgpt aonother on the dlierovoo
>>225138083who doesn't have a fucking comb lmao
>>225138049I'm going to assume your gut is fucked and you're just self conscious
Nigga using a comb for the first time in his life omds
>>225138008They're finally domesticating the red squirrels!
>>225138087yes malaponte. u mad?
>>225138083Everyone knows this already you fucking freak
>>225138101me nigga
>>225138083I'm bald
>>225138102Nope, just hate walking into the bathroom and smelling shit
Never had a shit at school
>>225138083got a proper brush me
I brush my hair with a brush
>>225138083>t.
what if heathermong is cute
>>225138072When enough seconds have passed for you to look at the other womens butt
brushcord raid
Scran
>>225138083wdymi've never combed by hair before
still on the shitter, going to be a huge poo this one
>>225138142there's no way it's going in at that angle
>>225138152seriously doubt it
>>225138083It makes the hair look stupid on men
best county for music???
just cummed in my hair for the first time
Hating animals is brown as fuck
hi
Listening to the sundays
>>225138194What country even is this
>>225138203love animals mehumanity is evil
>>225138194mad how they have emerson lake and palmer for dorset and not electric wizard>>225138178does in my imagination
>>225138194love spooky tooth and prefab sprout
>>225138203what about dogshit animals
>>225138194I swear this image hasn't been updated since I first saw it 17 years ago
>>225138221i love them too i love them a lot>>225138232no such thing
>>225138194isle of wight should be wet leg
>>225138221The ones on the left don't get fucked by humans except David Cameron (like in black mirror)
>>225138221good post
>>225138221You don’t you stupid cunts stay there while I fetch the bolt gun
>>225138203why is this?
it's so easyto fall in lovewith me
>>225138257this is the only real one
>>225138259I hate these
>>225138083zoomer discovering having well kempt hair instead of some broccolli mess
Rorke eating another mans hairy pooey arsehole out to own the muslims
>>225138194crazy putting Spiritualized over Spacemen 3
>>225138264*why is this allowed
>>225137807yh
too thick to retain the information as to why a flat white is different from a small latte
>Why is this How so?
>well kempt hair
hes ont eh fuckign caramale conntonnocks unncoks
>>225138259Reckon that horse just died
>>225138194ill be called gay for this post but the most talented musician on this map is sir elton john
>>225137509look what tiny hands she hasbet she cant even fully wrap my dick with itand my dick is fucking tiny
how come restaurants went from being fun to being boring
>>225138017
get to a point where you’ll accept you'll be shaglessbut then there's the further point of accepting you'll be matelessjust the way it is if you're a bit of a tistic
Friday tomorrow
>>225138341zero tits or ass on any of them
>>225138257never seen him get a reply
>>225138344Projection
>>225138133
>>225138310all espresso milk drinks are just different sizes of cafe lattea flat white/cappuccino has less milk than a lattea cortado has less milk than a flat whitea macchiato has less milk than a cortado
STOP EATING A WESTERN DIETTHINK ABOUT YOUR FACE AND LOOKS
>>225138332Because you’re mindless consumer goycattle
>>225138323eno, afex and phil collins mog
>>225138332grow up
>>225138375you wouldnt be able to tell if the guy on the left has a chin and the other one is literally a child
>>225138375can't see the first jaw because of beard
>>225138344got a few mates but I prefer my /brit/ pals
another night of debilitating headache
>>225138369why do they call it something different then why not just call it a small latte
>>225137629Got nothing better to do than make a joke out of someone's death. What a lowlife
big brother on in 15
>>225138375VGH.... the Aryan Vnferbites of Bharat
>>225138332Used to love going to pizzahut and getting the little playmat thingpasta with the salad bitsand then ice cream that you could invent yourselfback when england was white
>>225137685Women don't use Urinals you idiot haha
>>225138425Mental there’s still 'people' who watch that shite
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790797610456070.mp4
One day I will venture forth from my squalid corner of Albion, cross the Appalachians, roam the Great Plains and surmount the mighty Rockies, and reward myself by having a cute Ameritwink fellate me in the toilets of a San Francisco gay bar
>>225138414dunno it's like a different language i guess
>>225138455me
>>225138458then you will immediately fly back to blighted island from whence you came, where at least AIDs treatment is free
>>225138457rorke never recovered from this he was never the same since
>>225138457always scream at this
>>225138485The odds of contracting HIV as the penetrative partner in fellatio are essentially zero
what if we did a quiz show but then we stopped after each question to ask the contestants about their boring fucking lives
Dame Elton John
>Man City main sponsor Etihad says “deeply concerned” over PL announcement which has “created damaging implications for Etihad despite the airline not being named in the published decision. The PL must take responsibility for the consequences”
>>225138458Your aryan first worldist defender of evropa from the muslim hordes ladies and gentlemen
rorke flabbergasted, flummoxed, and fuming
>>225138332Well it might be, and I appreciate I may be giving you too much credit here, because you're no longer going to restaurants aimed at small children?
fucking hell that was a big poo, definitely top 5 for me
it christmas
>>225137981
Rorke befuddled, discombobulated, and apoplectic
>>225138532fookin red cartel init
rorkeposter baffled, befuddled and bedazzled by rorke's greatness
>>225138558Arses are just big bumtits if you think about it
Only two more days of toil remain. Hang in there, toilers.
>>225138532Deebly goncerned :(
Lads I've discovered how I know if I like a girlI have zero sense of filterFor example, I spent more time using the word cunt in a conversation with her at toil than words that did not consist of some form of cunt
>>225138558arse/ass/backside/caboose/junk
>>225138585me when chastity cage 4/6 days
>>225138457Genuinely an all time classic
>>225138590ok
>>225138578you fucking idiot. you cretin. you oaf. never darken /brit/ with a post as shit as this again. twat.
>>225138585I'll try
Switched from desktop to laptop and can't see my (You)'s
>>225138590fucking shut up you boring bastard
>>225138558Oh lawd dat ass
got the gift of the gab
>>225138615You will succeed.
How does this image make you feel
favourite crisp?
makin' my way downtownwalkin' fast, faces pass and I'm homebound
>>225138585It not right x
Rorke perplexed, stupiefied, and gobsmacked...
>>225138617i steal other people's (you)s all the time
Replanting tress destroys the biodiversity though
>>225138646avocado oil crisps from M&S Foodhall
>>225138457so glad i clicked this
>>225138641i like that dog but the rest of it can fuck right off
>>225138641shite compared to this beaut
rorke caged, plugged and sissified
just been conscripted into the 10th Tactical Poo Seal Bridgade
>>225138660hackerman
>>225138641you're a paedophile
>>225138457KEK Cameron takes himself way too seriously
scouting for jurls
Why is nobody in this godforsaken thread paying suitable tribute to Dame Esther Rantzen?
>>225138626How much would you pay to sex it up nice
>>225138702rorke licking his wounds
Sir Dave Esther RatzenRIP <3
Reflections on raping rorke A book by leftypolWith a forward by mousey
>>225138724ywnbad
got loads of nigerian fucking african tweets on my twtitter for you god knows why fuck off
>>225138607>>225138621alri x>>225138617it doesn't save across machines
>>225138724
Cam'ron
>>225138759I am literally a dog :3
>>225138782ywnbad
>>225138532it should be united taking the heat desu. I can't fully enjoy shammy getting sent to the national league when it makes yanited fans happy. NEED the international break to end and a /mug/ to restore the balance
I search "i hate it so much when the trash truck blows it's stench on me"I receive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmVyEXtcuaw
Mousey will be steaming Silent Hill 2 tonight!!
>>225138763oo abeg you engage with dem tweets
>>225138774Based jiratchi >>225138789:(
is this suitable attire for a PIP assessment?
thas nae a dug ets a sex arris
>>225138813you will never have sex
I don't watch anime
>>225138824Based jiratchi
howling
The blacked dahlia murderer
>>225138255are you saying you fuck the animals on the right
ₛ꜀ᵣₑₐₘ
>>225138834bizarre outburst
This reminds me when I had to sell my main striker as Grimsby Town on fm2012 to balance the books. Sad times
>>225138851where
*paraflinches you to hell and back*
>>225138850I don't get the cat fucking thing but cats often have it bad
i shag man arse
To the tune of fell on black days by soundgarden:"Cuz I fel onnnnnnBlacked daysssssI fell onBlacked days
>>225138863Jiratchi MLP
>>225138861dunnos
>>225138876Man arse will be the first fixture after the international break
been playing an e minor chord on my acoustic guitar for about 20 minutes
Rorke drinking a glass of water
>>225138905Cor imagine the deer on the left is sucking the river but it's your cock
>>225138924what does that mean
for me it's neoplatonism/perennialism
>>225138943bet they're a lot happier than me
>>225138940
>>225138962:)
NEW>>225137509>>225137509>>225137509
>>225138962terrible, horrifying creaturejust awful
hey there poolilah what’s it like in poo york shitty
come on baby light my fire
would you rather know how you die or when you die?
>>225138983you have nothing but r9knot even a soul
i've drunk five and a half bottles of wine in the past six daysnot sustainable is it
NEW (Post-310)>>225139025>>225139025>>225139025
>>225134478>>225134478>>225134478
>>225139049ewwww *gags*
Cansnonce is such a weird cuntHardly posts at all in the thread but he's always there to make his early new
pissed out my arsehole wanking to nbnabunny
[ossedpitymyarse room is al over the plaxe
