H.A.M. edition
>Anthony Joshua has returned to train with former trainer Ben Davison oh my god this retardwas connor benn getting sparked out by ryan garcia not enough to show what a mongo he is
>>225140579no idea what any of this means
>>225140569What grown man listens to Tori Amos?
sup ornie
>>225140559these guys were kind of based tbf
talk to one girl instead of killing yourself challenge *impossible*
Sir Timothy James Byrne
I can feel the Fungus approaching...
Tori Amos and Fiona Apple occupy the same space in my brain, just ladies that are bit crazy and will write an album about you if you break up with them
>>225140595a grown man with great taste!
>>225140608one girl, talking to you or otherwise, is not going to save youmedicationtherapy
>>225140604maturing is realising they did nothing wrong
>>225140622isn't taylor swfit famous for that
>>225140622got no idea who those people are they sound like porn star names
Girls are actually more trouble than they are worth
right well moroccolad has disappeared then
mad how much life has to offer and man are acting like none of it matters if they're not having sex, bit monkey minded really
>>225140631I don't need saving nigga im based as fuck
The trainer gently pulls her feet back and offers you an imaginary biscuit instead.“Nice try, pup. Feet aren't treats, and I'm not putting them in your mouth.” “Here—focus on the biscuit. You can give it a little lick, then we can keep chatting.”
>>225140651shut up, zoomer
>>225140608oh yeah “talking to a girl” that will definitely prevent someone who is so utterly done in by life that they want to kts. autist freak talking to a girl that’s the solution. mug
Step 1: wash your penis
>taylor swfit
Even though I'm no better than a beast, don't I deserve a chance to live?
>>225140677I quit
>>225140668
voldemorts curse lives on
>>225140691no
rorke quaking
>>225140654You just haven’t found the right girl
>>225140687many are saying this
>>225140670I'm 35 years old
orke
>>225140687Fucking bitch.
Muslims don’t belong in civilized societies. The best thing Europe can do is get those old gas chambers the Nazis used back up and running and get rid of its raghead problem once and for all.
>>225140654gp
>>225140721GAS CHAMBERS by Ye Elite ball song
>>225140559Were these lot supposed to be a stand in for the KKK? Don't really think there's anything wrong with human supremacy, especially in Gielinor.
>>225140721didnt they create some of the earliest civilized societies thoughever
>>225140717
>>225140579aj can't help himself
>>225140687roar
>>225140755no
>>225140647no idea, i know maybe 1 song of hers>>225140651singers songwriters from the 90s, quite talented
>>225140755state of your history knowledge
>>225140721screeds from the trailer park
>>225140697she won
>>225140758look 4 down your list
huge tonsil stone finally dislodged this morning after more than half a year of being able to feel it's annoying presence. it's absence almost feels like a wound except it feels good. alas another one will clog my woefully spacious tonsil crypts and ail me again before long
>>225140744what happened here? fruitarian diet
>breaks thumb>doctor says do not climb>get a new doctor>new doctor says do not climb>climbs anyway>breaks thumb againwhy did he do it?
>>225140755islam is only 1300 years old, friend
>>225140790incels discover ageing
>>225140790state of that cho changutan
>>225140792look in the mirror you fucking hippo
>>225140744left is a child right is a woman
bon apetit
>>225140800just the regular vegan diet
nth for the holodem
reckon I've got a parasite in my spine like the attack on titan niggaalways get a weird itch right in the spinal bones and I can't itch it because it's inside the bones
>>225140825>non stick pans>povvo fork>aigrim
>>225140805sometimes rhe bouldering call is impossible to resist
>>225140845Can be nerve damage
>>225140805some people think reality literally changes based on what an authority says, though it doesn't change if they don't hear what they like from the authority, so they will keep getting second opinions from different doctors until they are told they can safely continue destroying themselves and meanwhile believe the others are wrong
>>225140834truly sad
>>225140818you are an angry, angry man. wonder what went wrong in your life
>>225140755no but they created civilised societies before northern europe
>>225140845I've got LSD in my spine, if I stretch vigorously I start tripping
Sup Ordnie
Fiona Apple was a babe when she was young
Top 5 best undateables Rorke moments
blocked artery anti-vegan mongs are in
Get the AI black men posted
right well that's peng gay porn I've just watched then isn't it
should i watch arcane the tv show based on league of legends?
AI when you ask it to find women recording themselves consensually after taking a lot of mood stabilisers or to generate ASMR insane asylum because people can be *offended*
lime marmalade whats the verdict?
well that's the dragons dogma journey come to an end, very quick game and this is even without rushing the main story. of course there is bitterblack isle but I don't fancy it.
>>225140897all the paedos here loved that show
>>225140890i dont see them
>>225140897....yh
>>225140879s
>>225140897i think you should give it a goi enjoyed itits visually just stunning and you know more or less keeps your attention
>>225140897don't know i haven't seen it or played the game
AI when you ask it to find women recording themselves consensually in a mental asylum after taking a lot of mood stabilisers or to generate ASMR insane asylum because people can be *offended*
Second date with the hinge gf lined up, going to give her my phone number and see if I can charm my way into a third date and then animalistic sex
>>225140897not sure
top 5 gay retard moments*black screen revealing rorkes reflection on the monitor*
vegans never look good, they always look ill and malnourished. bizarre people
doctorberg canceled me appointment. now i have to wait another month for the next time
>>225140920if one year olds could speak this would be word for word what they have to say about cocomelon, get some fucking standards
>>225140940sc
>>225140890i'm in perfect health actually
>>225140946Obamacare?
about to get a new badge for my troubles x
glod
>>225140955i think arcane is better than cocomeloni mean thats my reviww of it
zoomers love their little league of legends slop
>>225140897yh
mental that I'm about to brush my teeth and make a glass of water before getting into bed
dont be mean to me its the autism
>>225140965ya
>>225140969I would fuck her
i've watched a lot of shite shows and movies just because hailee steinfeld or ella purnell were in it tbf
>>225140977Goodnight my little angel x
>>225140897it was okay well the first season was I didn't bother watching the 2ndi never played league
>>225140991in a similar vein I have played entire games just because I liked some music I heard from it
>>225140980Wait are you a girl?? *Wags tail*>
>>225140977you cant "make" a glass of water it isnt a recipe
>>225140977this nigga blowing molten sand into glass just to have a drink
>I will be mildly disappointed if the announcement doesn't include a carly/cole sex tape link. What else could that phrase mean?
fined y'know
https://voca.ro/1b9SOmfa571F
>>225141008>>225141013I did say it was mental, how about you make yourselves a clue
rorke seethingold cunts seethingbased andy didn't think he had it in him
>>225141007who cares?
I suffer from choice paralysis which leads me to doing nothing all day every day
>>225141025Thanks post internet women
crafting a glass of water
>>225141032dont have any choices me my choices are do what i need to survive or fucking die
>>225141032yet you are constantly choosing without a problem, choosing not to choose
>>225141041grow up
>>225141025women are so evil!!! (i have never had sex)
>>225141026tweking my nigger arse tweking my nigger arse tweking my nigger arse tweking my nigger arse
>>225141031Me. *Wags tail*>>225141041
>>225141027you meant it as an exaggeration of something normal but you accidentally said it as something special therefore your sarcastic hyperbole failed miserably hence why you came back coping
>>225141056grow up
>>225141065>*Wags tail*
>>225141032you dont have any choices . free will is an illusion . you were always going to do what you did
inventing the humble glass of water
rich uncle taking me out on his boat tomorrowunc got a lake house with jet skis and shit
been pulling on my princess wand all day
>>225141079YepOr feminine skater boys with black hair
>>225141094naughty
for the dark romance fans in the house the women love it
How about its Osamacare and you play video games in his cave and his wives bring you snacks and goat pilaf
>>225141089is it a boat or a ship?
And plays Pokémon Go
>>225141111women are so evil!!!
>>225141111ok
>>225141111mental il never live a life this exciting
Netanyahu is a big guy.
>>225141111Shopped headline
>>225141129you wanna rape?
>>225141116i just looked on google images for different types of boats and it looks like he has a yatchit's pretty big, got bedrooms and a bar. not massive, could host around 10 peopleanyway he'll probably spend 2 hours talking about shite, got no one to keep him company
>>225141132>>>/int/cum
>>225141147not really its jus mental people are out their living these insane existences with insane experiences but i remain still in my smell incel bedroom
>>225141155You going on the ocean then or like down the thames or something
>>225141180ok
>>225141177go out lad, you got nothing to lose
gradad used to say that a boat was something that could be carried by a ship and a ship was something that could carry a boatis that reasonable do you think?
>>225141026she was down bad till she wasn't
>>225141178torquay why? got experience with boats?
>>225141208used to be into sea of thieves for a bit yh
>>225141205is your grandad currently carried by a coffin or an urn?
just heard someone cough outside and it sounded a bit like a coyote
how will rorke cope when we're back in the eu?
>>225141205not any less reasonable than saying a ship is just a big boat since that is also just subjective
>>225141232Probably will just bitch for 20 years like you people did
>>225141111>>225141206ahh my undiagnosed adhd
I literally am so lost I can’t decide between career A and career B whenever I pick A I start to doubt myself and start focusing on B and it’s a constant fucking cycle I can’t get out of
>>225141180so cringe
>>225141195well ive started exercising, learning a language, looking for work or course and seeing about learning to drive but still i remain a rudderless sailless ship in a maelstrom of a sea
>>225141229think he had a coffin
grabbing arse vs grabbing tits grabbing arse for me
> Reform UK's Welsh leader works for firm that helps Indian workers migrate to the UKOh would you look at that
>>225141269t's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in
>>225141266stick with your programme you'll get there
>>225141280nothing better than getting a fistful of arse
the recs
Not being rude but welsh people are genuine mongos
liquid bum
>>225141266>well ive started exercising, learning a language, looking for work or course and seeing about learning to driveThats great lad, you gotta start from somewhere
never sniff your gaming chair it ain't worth it
>>225141280was saying goodbye to my mates wife at their wedding and gave her a hug and got a massive fist full of back fat, it was grim and to this day still get these flashes of fear thinking that shes went off fuming at that
>yatch
>>225141301those bugs actually look edible
Former world champion boxer Liam Smith has been charged with causing grievous bodily harm after an alleged attack on a night concierge at a luxury Manchester apartment building.
>>225141301I watch this channel and get ideas for recipes
>>225141319get the febreeze out
Why do some men bald tastefully?
>>225141304Watch it
Is was the youngest in my school years because I'm late August baby. Crazy to think other kids had practically a year of development on me. I got C's in everything because I didn't give a fuck about revision. If I was a year older and more developed I'd have done better in school, a certainty.
>>225141356i think if your tall plus heavy set you can pull it off
>>225141356gabagool intake
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>>225141343beating up the night concierge is madthey only help people
>>225141366reckon you'd still be a little retarded mongo imbecilic freak
welsh foids sex sex
>>225141366there is actually good statistical evidence for this cope
>>225141356well he has a stocky frame, if you're a scrawny fella or an obese lardass you'll look bad no matter whatwhereas if you're very fit like jason statham then it makes more sense to shave it all off but that wouldn't work for tony
>>225141390<3
>>225141356back then people accepted that adults would look old and men would sometimes go bald and it wasn't a big deal. i think the internet did us in
the mental dentals
>>225141426we've been done
GCSE foids
>>225141380absolute worst nightmare
The Hebrew Jebrews
Gravy's good tonight
>>225140579It's an open secret that GayJ is getting bummed by Davidson He's the biggest fruit on the boxing scene
I'm a fat cunt yes I am
>>225141380just need to break your knees then you can get out easily
Watching babestation on TV is more exciting than watching porn
>>225141385Yeah but I'd at least have a B in maths instead of a C>>225141397I did a lot of sport and some kids were wildly developed, especially those born jus inside the lower age bracket, i.e kids born in Jan-March. They had a massive advantage. At those ages I think a year of brain development as a teen has got to be a good few IQ points as well as general maturity buffs. Parents should have lobbied for me to go in a year later. Saying that I despised school and couldn't wait to leave.
watched a video of a minecraft server killing the ender dragon by its self it took apparently it took 1.975 billion simulated years
>>225141483You’d need someone else to break your knees, as your arms are trapped by your side.
ello chaps
>>225141503I saw that too, very cool wasn't it
>>225141148what compulsion makes you post this image every day
The mental elf's are really playing up the last few weeks. Wish I could smash their cunty heads in with a mallet.
>>225141438indeed. can't grow old fat and bald in peace anymore, it's disgraceful
>>225141513ey up lad
back from my incel meetingwe all agreed to continue being incelshooray!
>>225141539Well that's mental elf too isn't it
>>225141513greetings catyank
>>225141505could just bang your knees against the rock until either the rock or your knees break
>>225141478and that's how you help motivate your cat to shred the living room drapes
>>225141559yes that has been agreed
mental how good drinking during a hangover isthink it's because you get drunk AND the hangover disappearsmight steamtoil tonight so i can drink tomorrow morning
>>225141524spreading awareness
Mad how things exist
>>225141559i never agreed
>>225141520its mental what creative people can get up to, not a creative bone in my body me
do you lads ever still climb up the stairs on hands and knees? not done it for at least a decade but just did and i shall be doing it again you mark my words
comfy ambient mixhttps://youtu.be/T1dV08Wervc
>>225141576if you always drink then you never get a hangover
>>225141604yeah and throw myself down the stairs tooquite a laugh when you're steaming
>>225141585mad how nonexistence doesn't exist
We should have an annual /brit/ summit to discuss the state of the thread and suggest new legislation
>>225141604not since the workmen doing my kitchen caught me doing it
>>225141604I live in an incel one-bed flat so no stairs for me anymore
>>225141614That's the part between atoms, which are their own universes (both)
>>225141604my sister and i used to do that while clutching our throats and going "aqua...aqua" pretending we were dying of thirst
>>225141614Dude that hurt my brain
>>225141617we've already got a committee and a special inquiry looking into this, seems redundant to me
I'm a huge fan of this shot from Trainspotting. The beautiful colours, the perfectly captured Summer haze we all know from a warm London day, so remindful of Monet's work. I look forward to it every time I watch the film.
>>225141558>>225141564Do you remember this episode from David Firth creator of Salad Fingers?https://youtu.be/3ctYDKgQTho
>>225141612no i was specifically talking about climbing UP the stairs and if i am being honest i was looking for a british flag to respond or in a pinch a bruce not some morbidly obese mongoloid.
>>225141585>>225141614bizarre lies
>>225141638my sister used to clutch my princess wand when i was sitting of the edge of the bed
Mental when how people say "AHH I posted at someone and it ended up being mousenonce" like I give a fuck and as if it's not just confessing out to the entire thread that you was cuckolded by me
>>225141604Not really. I did recently rediscover the joy of using a shopping trolley though, after years of stubbornly being 'manly' and cramming everything into a tiny basket. Now I use a trolley for even a handful of small items.
>>225141663good post, too many people here encourage the yank vermin nowadays and make them forget they're not wanted
>>225141656ian type post
I have, once again, showered today...
>>225141661Never really watched it tbqh. It seemed like a worse version of Brian Mung/Fancy Soup
>>225141680i'm just learning for the first time that apparently using a trolley is unmanly
>>225141653If the reject the proposal, believe you me I will appeal with an army of /brit/'s finest lawyers. I will not give up on democratic process this easily.
>>225141672umm
ronaldo has QUIT the portugal national team
*enters /brit/*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P9ikldSjq8
>>225141604rorke does this
>>225141680hope you give it a little push and hop on, feet on the wheely bits, have a little trip across the supermarket floor
>>225141710
RIP Esther Rantzen and I also extend my sympathies to the aeroplane niggas who nearly died today
>>225140559
>>225141699I had a bath two days in a row now. Feels odd. Getting migraines for suspected diabetes so need to relax my muscles. Sometimes when I was, I like to touch my arse because it's like a taboo thing when it's covered in shit. It's novel when it's clean.
aff tae bed
>>225141672you wish
>>225141703I thought it went without saying
>>225141752nighty night, love x
>>225141760scromp
>>225141752good night umdeer, or should I say "bumdeer"
>>225141760genuinely appalling. kill this cunt
>>225141760fucking hell rorke
>>225141745I do sometimes
>>225141752Me too Gn gn
I don't want to die
>>225141780Why do you want everyone cancelled for making jokes? Lighten up leftypol.
AI stands for Apocalypse Inc.
>>225141760a trifle rude
>>225141760rorke having a normal one
rorke has crossed the line
>>225141760imagine the face behind this post :/
>>225141780fuck up nigger lover
Wiped toothpaste on my indoor jumper last week and it stained. Hmm. Makes u think about what they put in that (it's flouride)
DIE! DIE! DIE!
and we'll always be friends forever
>>225141780yes but how do you feel about what the bloke said
>>225141801threatening a 3 year old with a hammer to the head is not a joke. be sincere rorke for once in your horrible little life
>>225141760son
really don't understand why people post their children on social media
>>225141760average chudtwt these days
>>225141803nodding thoughtfully and saying "yes" to this post
well that's several racisms outside of the confines of the random board
>>225141844chimpanzee that
>>225141829Did he stand by her nursery and start fainting hammer swings? Thought not. A simple, harmless joke.
>>225141803it's called super intelligence now libtard
>>225141875doesn't need to .
just woke up
"haha hurt black kid funny"
>>225141907bradley walsh
>>225141891go back to sleep honey x
Heard a massive metallic thud followed by cats SCREAMING in pain today. Some delivery cunt was parked in the middle of the road, went and delivered the food whilst another cat ran up and started fighting the other cat. I didn't see an impact, but my hypothesis is cat was hit by the gormless aki, cat screams in pain, the local cunt igger cat came along and attacks it, then they scattered when aki got in the car and drove at them.
rorke is under fire for comments made on social media this week. when asked for a statement by our reporter he replied simply with "melty". our investigation is ongoing
might as well reuse this one>>225140573>>225140573>>225140573
>>225141891right on time Billy
>>225141928ok i will reuse that one!!
>>225141844is he tricking them with fake poo? i didn't realize monkeys could recognize things like that
um the post count
>>225141844poo sprinting
