happy birthday 4chan edition
shop still open?
>>225162491Happy birthday 4chan :)
Rip dave
newlywed kiwis doing the haka for their first dance
>>225162491hanged*
what's all this then
>>225162513yeah it's open til 9 now
The cornell 7 are still free in society and you're celebrating 4chan's birthday? do you have any fucking shame at all?
>>225162513Yeah or you can just break in and pay for what you take if you need a cig really bad
>>225162510Mods execute him
>>225162534Don’t act like you wouldn’t
>>225162510That's not that big
>>225162522https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm0nLJuRNbw:>
neurotypicals are satanic
>>225162535Bergs in a box
>>225162534Lol they got away with it? What the fuck
How are we tonight team?
>>225162560Piplup cheer you up
>>225162567basket not a box
diy perks with another banger
>>225162510Tranny jeet
>>225162575getting cunted with piehead at the pub. he proper hates you lmao
Janitor, we have another yank posting interracial porn again. Deal with him please
>>225162575Tilde I am worried about Man City and all scared because of Halloween ok
apparently they're not starting WW3 until 2029 or 2030 and i'll be 40 then so i won't have to go
how come cats are so cute and funny?
I want to have sex. Can 6 of you join me?
Where’s the other redditflags tranny
Slept 18h today
>>225162620
>>225162571was in 2024 lad there were no charges brought against them because no law was broken
Get the AI black men posted
>>225162575your dads dead LMAO
>>225162603>Man CityDon't care about poleaboo's team. The /Brit/ team supports Hokkaido Consadole Sapporo, currently 19/20 in the J2 league.>HalloweenIt will be fine>>225162597Piehead isn't allowed out without his carers
>>225162620don't know sorry
>>225162632hahaha YES go go go!!!!
>>225162620they are very serious creatures
Next stop - Gherkin
>>225162632speedy beast
/britfeel/ tranny nonce hour is itCTCM
wales v norway
I don’t understand women.I go on a first date with a girl. Goes really good. We arrange a 2nd date. FaceTime every night for a week. Play games together. And I’ve just been randomly blocked 48 hours before our 2nd date which I’ve already paid for.That’s just fucking embarrassing.
Bought this to cheer myself up as it is on offer
Did you vote for or against Brexit? Do you regret your decision?
Can I wear this to a pop concert?
>>225162669Awaiting the announcement of the new Stormzy line
>>225162639>poleaboo's teamlel forgot about thatanother loss for Amer
Tranny jeet tranny jeet
>>225162620https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1sQT3fjGzo
>>225162692they always have other lads on the goher preferred option messaged her back thats all
>>225162717if you like
>>225162717Yeah but you'll definitely get dicked down
>>225162699remain, but now probably leavewhatever economic damage pales to how raped we are anyway, and at least i can get burnham out when he brings around chatcontrol here>oh but the migrantsfrance wasn't taking them back, ever
>>225162663just wants a bit of shade
>>225162692>Face time every day for a weekFuck thaaaaatI get no bitches but because it never even goes to the first date
>>225162723hm... that's looks suspiciously like the bedroom from the anonymous 'Paki Sissy' blog....
>>225162620they're not
rorkes room
>>225162774For all his faults he gave us many laughs over the years
we got a tv license letter at work
>>225162790Fodingz when he's on the ball
>>225162788checked
>>225162723imagine being this much of a runt lolthe existence of pooskins is inhuman. Nietzschean Euthanasia NOW!
>>225162797Fill it up with beans and send it to the return address
reckon I’m not as weird as poleaboo and sacked tranny and some of the other posters here, but i am more boring which is worse. people will hang out with anyone as long as they aren’t boring
>>225162788clearly a pub of some kind
>>225162699forno
feeling twitchy
Whaaaa?
Oh, it must be my lower class neighbours turn to look after her child. Do you know how I can tell? Because I can hear the mum yelling and screeching as is the only way lower class people know to communicate
>>225162735umm
>>225162828
>>225162828i would do anything to be boring
>>225162839Meanwhile you're cowering in your hovel crying on 4chan.
>>225162692>FaceTime every night for a weeksimp ass nigga>Play games togethernerd ahh nibba
>>225162837
>>225162839hate them
>>225162692>Play games togethershe any good? had a protogf that used to rinse me at every game we played, proper humbled me because I thought I was generally pretty good at most games I played
mumberg ranting to me about the neet sisterberg still being useless and unemployedsisterberg in question currently walking around the house going shimmy shimmy yay shimmy yay shimmy yah
>>225162516he is just sitting on the edge
look up to the sky and enjoy the life
>>225162839it's sadbut it makes me angry
>>225162850What if shopping ads for female clothes were censored except the clothes or in some parts lol
ladsdo milfs care about younger menevery female I've ever met has gone older older older
>>225162872enjoy the chemtrails
>>225162692Like a bullet from a gun, it burnsWhen you realise she was never your girlIt was just your turnYou gotta face your demonsDon't matter how much money you earnLessons have to get learned
>>225162862Me too mate me too. Why are they like this?
fruity nigga dress
>>225162534british culture only in this thread
>>225162839Think it’s a mindset more than anything. You can definitely have normal lower class people, but it’s basically just a question of if they understand civic duty.That being said, you live in the same area as them so
Started going into the office just to make my days more interestingLet that sink in, my days are so unfulfilling that going into the office is an improvement
The Sir Captain Tom's Garden line
>>225162890Wish I could do this (touching part) with a women whilst staring at her
>>225162872nothing to enjoy in my life
i live next to a counsel estate and you cant go outside between 1-4pm because theyre all out walking their xl bullies without muzzles or leads
consider the cetti's warbler
>>225162692>FaceTime every night for a week.After one date? To coin a phrase from a film on this subject matter it sounds like you're putting the pussy on a pedestal
>>225162926Humans need to face to face interactions for our mental health
>>225162918alright sorry
>>225162925I only live in the same area because rentberg increased rent and I had to buy a newly purchased first home in that area.Also all the other neighbours are mostly old people.
>>225162957Weird thing to say about fat 60IQ chav kids
never facetimed anyone in my life
>>225162891grow up
https://sexymp.uk/ranking/overall#1 and #2 positions are swapped for some reason
>>225162857this is worse than screaming is it?
Ruby Granger get your bunda out
>>225162957need them enslaved
>>225162982wouldnt have a problem with them if they had normal dogs instead of dogs that snap at random and kill people
been thinking about killing myself a lot lately
>>225162991
>>225163020whys thati think you shouldnt
Do we think Ruby has ever had a shag? Because my god a good rogering is exactly what she needs.
Pretty sure I saw two BLACK hoes today and she had her big titties flopping out her bra and tummy showing and legs and her friend was wearing designer clothing
>>225162957That’s nothing, I live on one and them and all their kids are out on the “communal area” all day smoking, drinking, shouting and blasting music from their speakers until about 10pm
>>225162867it's a story he took from a twitter post
>>2251628605'3 > Frank Green > gen z boss > secret product > fake tan hands = itty bitty titties
>>225162972so i'm told
right well that's a neutron star spinning away is it not
Sterilise the lower class
being a wittle cwaazy
Parents who raise anti social council scum kids should be executed
>>225162872need all that shit paved over and covered in barrat homes NOW
>>225163020stop living in your head and go for a walk
one glass of wine in bed then i'll think about falling asleep
Not having kids. My bloodline ends with me.
>>225163068*Cuddles(?) u*
>>225162890Yes, but not all of them
Really like the geomancer class in Final Fantasy V. It's not particularly good but I like the aesthetic and the variations of the Gaia ability. Blue magic is also excellent in this game
seeing a lot of classism in this thread
You can be poor and still have classSimilarly you can be rich and have no class or taste (i.e. Trump)
>>225162991standard isn't very high then
>>225163071This but also people who raise the kind of scum that complain on 4chan all the time
>>225163087no thanks matelook mouseman i don’t really know why you’ve attached yourself to me but it’s not really on is it
>>225163063pretty sure thats a fake computer simulation
>>225163036well i'm just a bit of a nothing persongot no achievements of any magnitude or anything to be proud of in 27 yearsgot no aspirations, goals, dreams, motivations, or anythingi just never really turned into a proper human being
wake me up inside(can't wake up)
>>225163111do you live in halifax
>>225163065Unironically we need to start considering this. Intelligent people consider whether they want kids or not based on their economic stability, employment and other such factors and usually opt against having kids.Lowe class people have no such thoughts and just shit out kids with reckless abandon.The unintelligent lower class eventually outbreed the intelligent people
only WHO can prevent /brit/ suicides?you have selected: You, meaning me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is: Me, meaning you.
>>225163137no
>>225163108posting on a foruman unforgiveable crime
halifax mentioned
https://files.catbox.moe/wr66sv.mp4
always found it odd that i can’t fall asleep on tramadol, don’t know why it is
>>225163110this is the supermassive black hole at the centre of the small magellanic cloud mate
>>225163125alri Sully Sullenberger
are nunchakus legal in the UK?
How did you react when you found out Jimmy Page was a nonce?
Fuck off woke lol
>>225163205also fake
tying two cats together by the tails and calling them nyanchuks
working on the old family tree lads>one of my ancestors fucked a gypsy and left her to raise the kidbased
A second Argie has hit the /brit/
There is no "middle class" you foolsThe middle class is a fake class used by the rich to cause infighting amongst the poors
>>225163196>t.
>>225163234good one mate. those cats need knocking down a peg
LATINA BOOTY!!
If you're attracted do random women approach you? Or do they still just show interest by smiling and other non-obvious things?
>>225163221erm... sex
>>225163254true you’re either working class or the privileged class, really that simple
Hope I get killed to death
>>225163221Holy smokes please be a cis female (female)
>>225163234only true internet n3rds will get this one
>>225163020follow your dreams
>>225163155Whites in this country won't die out but we will get more dysgenic. The only people having kids now are benny mongs because they get everything paid for, never have to worry about their finances or housing, and have all the time in the world to "raise" their children because they don't have to work. The only damn women I see pushing prams around look like bloated rotting apples. All 5' nothing, saggy gunts, fat faces, all speccy, all with that distinct double digit IQ way of speaking. You always wonder who is even shagging these things to get them pregnant, but of course it's usually equally dysgenic estate housed benny mongs that are too stupid, drunk or high to care about what they are sticking their cock in so long as it's a warm hole. Half of the kids are also mixed because africans will shag any obese white bird they come across, but as I say, the whitest ones are just as dysgenic. Idiocracy is absolutely real and it's what is to be expected when you subsidise being a lazy entitled twat that lives on handouts and punish people who actually work for a living.
>>225163215From what I've of the era, all the rockstars of that day were sleeping with 15 year old girls. It wasn't a big deal back then.
Not willing to raise and support a child but can’t accept my bloodline ending so probably get a random flag pregnant then ghost her for a few years then reach out and do the bare minimum in terms of support until my kid becomes an adult
>>225163254what if you're a surgeon that makes 200k a year.you're not a prole but you're not part of the owner class either, you still have to work to live.
>>225163270I'm moderately attractive and sometimes cute women will give me a shy, polite smile as they walk by
any PAWGs in?
>A new publicly owned body named "Great British Grid" is to be created by Prime Minister Andy Burnham in a bid to reduce UK energy costs to match European levels within a decade.Completely pointless. Building more transmission capacity to wind farms in the middle of nowhere which are already subsidised to the nth degree does nothing, they’re still paid the same price
>>225163270went to a gay bar once with a friend and started dancing with an alt-scene bird, afterwards she came up to me and asked why i didn’t asked her out since we had chemistry irony is she wouldn’t accept it either way since she had a boyfriend
>>225163270Women literally never approach men unless they're mental or you're the most handsome man to grace earth and even then you'll have to look ''friendly''
>>225163221at this point it wouldn't even matter
gf broke up with me because i wasnt anatomically correct enough, still not sure what she means
>>225163231I have found another earth with huge purple rings.
>bloodlinemate think its game of thrones
>>225163294no brothers or sisters? no cousins? if you do your bloodline isn't really ending with you is it.
serial killers are just extreme sex offenders wont be long before normoid npc goycattle slaves are watching documentaries about people who wank to child porn
>>225163326Fucks sake I'm going to die alone
>>225163289yeah i'm sure that would be good advice if i had any
>>225163329fake and gay
>>225163317polite/scared smile because they dont want to be murdered by some smelly incel freak
i hope the black nurse that sells his tablet on the black market pays taxes or else the gdp line will miss out
>>225163313>you still have to work to live.Yeah, so working class.The surgeon earning 200k is closer to homelessness than he is to being a billionaire
>>225163294the fabled flag shagger
>>225163329I remember playing Space Engine yonks ago, I bet it's barely changed as the development was fucking slow.
Is 5’1 inches erect enough for a normal life and relationships?
>>225163354could be worse, could be a virgin freak AND have crippling OCD like me
just got done with the first episode of deadwood. there’s an english character in it supposedly but he sounds like a yank to me
>>225163383it’s a bf willy
>>225163367the bames will one day get their comeuppance for messing our tim around
>>225163290Well said lad well said, I see the exact same thing where I live
hate myself but don't want to die
>>225163290The Irish will inherit Bongland. We love to see it. Angloids are simping their money away to whores on OnlyFans or castrating themselves in the Trannycaust while King Gypsies impregnate English birds.
I don't even look at people when I'm out and about I just look down or off to the side.
>>225163384what is your ocd stim
>>225163384I've had sex but I'm also agoraphobic, so not quite as bad
>>225163387blog on
>>225163383fucking hell thats huge
I've only dated two girls in my life and both approached me
five foot willy
Jontron
People shit on seasidemark but the reality is TMAU is one of the worst conditions you can have, it’s up there with aids.Imagine smelling like fish and shit to half the population and there is nothing you can do to change it, grim
>>225163419made sure it was related to british culture precisely to avoid this reply why even bother why do anything these days
>>225163407ktim ktim ktim
what you reckon of my plan herefriday, steamingtoil, small voddy bokkle plannedthinking of necking it between 6-9 then two hours of water, might get some electrolyte tabs as wellavoiding a hangover with that?
>>225163383a 5 foot 1 willy?
>>225163449you dont have to imagine it I'd wager
>>225163111well thats okay to dont need to have any of those things to be happy
>>225163270>>225163407https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoo9Vu1a9bU
>>225163449things you can do to combat it though which mark doesnt do such as avoiding certain foods and not getting drunk every single day
really don't mind new firefox update now in fact I've grown to LIKE it!!!
His glasses really are excellent
>>225163542you caught the woke mind virus and im afraid its terminal...
Declaring fatwah on my virginity
went to get my glass of wine onyl to realise the bottle was empty fmlgoing to have a decaf coffee and baileys in bed instead
>>225163542i use brave since it has a built in adblocker ok don’t really care about browsers too much ok
>>225163554let's be honest, they're utterly shite glasses
piggin nora
>>225163449it’s not even real
>>225163542the woke have completely got you
Would you lick Danny Malin's knacker cracker for £1 million?
>>225163259big day!
>>225163496well i'm not happy either
reeks of fish in here
>>225163613have a go at therapy
new>>225163154>>225163154
Kids outside letting off fireworks being council estate SCUM I pray for an AI dictatorship that kills this scum
just don’t be worried mate be happy instead ok
£30 from my auntie banty for my birthday wirthday :)
writing london in capital letters
read a thing that said the best fried chicken in the country is in new malden which is 3 stops on the train for me so i might go and eat some fried chicken this weekend
*surreptitiously closes legs*
The Rapy
>>225163085>>2251630910 replies>>2251630681 reply now 2 if you say this counts as a reply
>>225163641munch dat
>>225163631So absurdly early it’s comical
>>225163643she was mid
>>225163246>>one of my ancestors fucked a gypsy and left her to raise the kid>basedNot based. That part of the family tree is gone to the gypsy now
>>225163685>t. gay
>>225163643Reckon seeing sperm should be banned on a blue board ffs. I'm having lunch
Think Mousey has a worse lisp than sacked tranny tbf
>>225163626don't know if i'd want therapy and medication to turn me into somebody that's happy being a worthless useless nothing person who has done nothing and wants to do nothing
>>225163675that is my plan yes
>>225162872me on my last incel walk, it lush xgwarn rubes
is rubes wholesome?
don't see this dance much anymore
>my cockHard>my ballsFull of cumYep, it's time to start the day
Report the parasite . He has no right to post here
>>225163246Some italians contacted my grandma because they were apparently related (we reconstructed the family and yeah, we were). My grandma and family talked to them for a bit but after a while we moved on because honestly, who cares about shit that happened like 150 years ago.
>>225163704I quite like gayboy voice me
>>225163756*ARE rubes it's a plural
>>225163767Based
>>225163759Imagine how cute they would be without all those silly tattoos
>>225163734incelwalking could have saved her
>>225163759gen z is cooked
must live in hobbiton the way i'm merry i got my pip in
Gf is a tumblr girl.I'm a 4chan boy.
>>225163767doesnt do anything
>>225163800bike biomass
>>225163704mousey could pass as normal if he said normal things and you couldn't see his ghoulish visagesacked tranny you know is an utter wretch just from the voice alone
>>225163808a match made in hell
>>225163800fucker went flying, expected when you get hit by a double decker bus.
>>225163800someone's not getting their uber eats
choso demmie
>>225163823I'm attractive
>>225163823She sounds like a cute faggot
how bout those manchester cities ay lads
to die by your side
I'm in your walls
1488
>>225163759literal definition of cheerleader effect, they're all a 5/10 at best.
>>225163860Woof woof!
>>225163855
Give cute faggot britfriend
>>225163860hi
>>225163860door is on your left mate
>>225163800TPD
>>225163832Been together a year and a half lad xProbs marrying her.
>>225163924is her cock nice?
>>225163542I keep thinking I've opened edge it's really annoying
>>225163937She hasn't got a-OH! WAIT!I JUST GOT IT!You're insinuating I am a homosexual!Great banter!
been sleeping on the floor for the past few weeks cant wait to finally get my bed, terrible for your mental health it is.
https://youtu.be/ABhZQ_VRbsQ?si=2x_JAC_dVdJuIFfy
finally won an online chess game
>>225163800Honestly good hopefully he learns the highway code now
might watch some ai generated kino this evening
>>225163990he'll do the same again
>>225163796too peng to meet the requirements
>>225163984chess.com lets you download the game and share it as a gif should you want any advice from the experts here.
Sir James Corden
>>225163954
>>225163855>>225163889where's bluds snapchats??
walking through croydon feeling like cod with all these black ops
>>2251639722dtv, now that was a showmonkey dust as well, remember that?
>>225163860PIPE down anon!
Learned something from whores (so a pimp) tonight. I was walking normal but then thought about how I would look if I were going to approach a prostitute and it was probably like being a serial killer of em. So i straightened up and looked more normal and it probably helps. Was complaining about learning from a pimp and not giving a tip but I found a 1 penny on the floor which he probably gave me. So I gave him my thoughts which werent my kwn thoights but staged and kts that I would try to eat a frozen meat patty for $5. But I would take a bit and take it home. That's 2 neat patties for £2.50. Then if you like it you get $5 too and that's my thoughts. I then walked and threw the penny away for them to get because I can pay them that, but if they don't get it then I can go pick it up later and that will remind me of these lessonsMental labour and also it isn't the pimp being in my head (men can probably be made to whores) but I got something from his head didn't I some important wise lessons
>>225163991you'll do fucking nothing
make the new then
Actually the hoes said that so it was their mind but it isn't being in a claimed hoes mind. It's also probably wrong Hopefully just a pimp calling me a poverty nigga and to get some money to smash some hoes (I'm down bad)
i rock with young money. dwayne carter
you forget that the irish are terrified of arse
>>225164058a clue gained what clue exactly, no one knows
Actually this is neichzes penny instead of a cat. Who paid who? If I touch the penny it is my property Probably can't say thatQuantum penny I'll just leave it up to him or whatever and if it's there and I get it I got a penny for my lesson
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