Wheat fields edition
>>225163800
https://youtu.be/2arC68oA7OcStarted following this low IQ Irishman because he was remarkably articulate and gave an interesting insight to low IQ life but now he's gone schizo
>>225164165Glad this image thumbnail doesn't load for me :)Aura :)
>>225164140she clearly had the same plastic surgeon as michael jackson they look increasingly similar as time goes on
dowman abeg
>>225164166screm
Might do a pizza. Haven't got any cigs though so that'll be rough afterwards. Like to have a cig after food don't i
>>225164166son im crine
What’s going on in bongland?
>>225164209white people are insane.
¡UN FORASTERO!
>>225164203used to be a place near me that would deliver pizza and cigs until 5am
Katy sexy cleavage (thinking about black women)
Genuinely could not give a shit about Palestine.Reckon Israel's some good lads.
>>225164209i just had my dinner
Just scranned a couple gummies, lads
>>225164166tragic
>>225164243
>>225164209face to face with the woman for me
got the not going out on
>>225164260*Lick lick*
>>225164270lee mackbit funny
>>225164263Black guy's knob up your arse yeah?You like that you little poofter?
>>225164270ever notice how they do, in fact, go out?
'nade anuva demmie
>>225164015I'm black1. e4 c5 2. f4 Nf6 3. Nc3 d5 4. e5 d4 5. exf6 dxc3 6. dxc3 Qxd1+ 7. Kxd1 exf6 8.Be3 Bd6 9. Kd2 O-O 10. Re1 Nc6 11. Kc1 Na5 12. Nf3 a6 13. Be2 b5 14. b3 c4 15.b4 Nc6 16. Rd1 Bb8 17. Nd4 Nxd4 18. Rxd4 Ba7 19. Rd6 Bxe3+ 20. Kb1 Bb7 21. Bf3Bxf3 22. gxf3 Rfd8 23. Rhd1 Rxd6 24. Rxd6 h6 25. f5 Bf4 26. Rd4 Bxh2 27. Kc1 Re828. Kd1 Bg3 29. Kc1 Re3 30. Rd8+ Kh7 31. Ra8 Rxf3 32. Rxa6 Rxf5 33. a4 bxa4 34.Rxa4 Rf3 35. b5 Rxc3 36. b6 Rf3 37. b7 Rf1+ 38. Kd2 Rf3 39. Ke2 Rf2+ 40. Kd1 c341. Rh4 Bxh4 42. b8=Q Rf1+ 43. Ke2 Rf2+ 44. Kd3 Rf3+ 45. Kc4 Bg5 46. Qb7 Rg3 47.Qxf7 Kh8 48. Qe8+ Kh7 49. Qe4+ Kh8 50. Qa8+ Kh7 51. Kd5 Kg6 52. Ke6 Re3+ 53. Kd5h5 54. Qh8 h4 55. Qa8 h3 56. Qa1 Bf4 57. Qg1+ Kh6 58. Qf2 h2 59. Qxf4+ Kg6 60.Qxh2 Re5+ 61. Kd4 Kf5 62. Qh3+ Kf4 63. Qxc3 Re4+ 64. Kd5 Re3 65. Qc4+ Kf3 66.Qd4 g5 67. Qxf6+ Kg4 68. c3 Rd3+ 69. Kc4 Rf3 70. Kd5 Rxf6 71. c4 Rf5+ 72. Kd4Kf4 73. c5 Rxc5 74. Kxc5 g4 75. Kd4 g3 76. Kd3 g2 77. Ke2 g1=Q 78. Kd3 Qe3+ 79.Kc4 Ke4 80. Kb5 Kd4 0-1
>>225164209Nose status?
>>225164304It's art so basically the same thing (they control all the media and the news)
>>225164263all a matter of perspective
pissing out me arse
>>225164298yo
>October 1st
>>225164360toby no!>what, parasite? im in scotlandsorry, habit
>>2251643369/10 it's them. Depraved little maggots.
The jews got me to masturbate to lesbian anal porn again
>>225164360the got our boy. free mousey
Not long til GTA6 lads.Can't wait.
I wish pre jeet corporations ran the news and advertisements and used it to have complete control of my life, I would surrender it
>>225164293they dont rape you on the way inlife isn't like one of your porn videos
>>225164395omg i cant wait to shoot the police and do the heckin missions like the last 5 games gonna be so epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>225164300share->gif->download
Wish Google and Microsoft did that and manipulated me (and everyone and controlled all their lives)
got the wine in for tomorrow
>>225164426Stockfish cheater
Women are COOKED when AI gets a pussy. Put NEETs in cages on a pad and give it an AI that loves it
my stepdad thinks I know football (I don’t) so I just say random shit when he asks me questions and hope he never googles it.
>>225164450my last game, haven't played in ages.
>>225164166gromit
whats the best ex-poly, then?i know none of us went to rustlers group, so don't blag it
>>225164300blunder on move 1
>>225164366big up x
wish i could be excited by something like gta6 it must be nice getting all worked up about it and booking time off work and saying things like no you don't understand it's a cultural event but i'm just not a pathetic idiot manchild
>>225164300sup nigga me too
If I had a girlfriend and she didn't bully me and punish me I would tell her to even if she's bad at it
>>225164511why are you talking to yourself
>>225164502UCLan was ok for me I smoked a lot of weed while there
>>225164491you fucked that up bigly
>>225164390Gorgeous
>>225164534it's his thing
>>225164491Bet you were raging when you blundered that queen
Fucks sake I've just done a fart and it smells like pure sulphur. In for a night on the bog it seems
>>225164540i'm black, the stupid fucking gif flipped the board.
Got the air con on in October Wog tier weather
wanking myself off. to porn
>>225164534cuz you forgot to take your quetiapine again
smokey my friend...you mark that frame an eight, you're entering a world of pain
ooh i had some weed gummies and they just kicked in out of nowhere
If my girlfriend wanted to be my pet instead I would do it and even if it was bad I wouldn't care because she's literally an animal right now I.e. a horse would just be my property and I can brush their hair however I want
>>225164539i went staffs and did very much the samegot a first out of it, which is nice
Brown people fucking love chess
>>225164426Right got it, here is my first win in ages. I'm black
>>225164580vocaroo yourself saying this
>>225164606>I'm blackayo
>>225164491Genuinely why the fuck did you do that with the bishop at f6?
Imagine kissing him naked as a prank? Haha x good prank that
I would just make them sit there on the edge of the bed and walk away while it's funny that a horse is sitting down while I go do whatever I want
im really bad at chess. when i was in middle school we played children from the elementary school and i always lost.
>>225164203love a bit of za me
/horse/i;boards:int
>>225164606im gonna guess 650 elo
Where's everyone going? Bingo?
brown people dont know about en passant
>>225164621Shame their women have Bad teeth Hairy pussy Go AIEIEIEIEIEIE during sex Otherwise I would go fuck them. They are chad and based and do all sorts of holidays for their Chinese thing
>>225164648yeah mate Mecca Bingo tonight since we're all Muslims aren't we
>>225164638living the life of riley
If you don't like tipping, why don't you cook for yourself?
>>225164644HORSE cock
>>225164568but you can see them, hull
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>225164638There's a deep sadness in his eyes
the mix
>>225164140this is the cutest faze, what the movie?
/int;boards:ihorses/cocks
>>225164698God awful
>>225164575i remember i raged pretty hard when he forked my rook and queen with the knight in the middle game.>>225164606at first it looked like you were doing a sicilian, but then it all went to hell. The endgame is was the most retarded shit i've seen. anyways, congrats.
>>225164698get a clue
really want to start smoking again
gangblacked at chi phi frat house
>>225164693
Found out there's a goth girl on my estate who wears proper goth clothing and looks rather silly. Saw her today wearing a fucking catsuit and boots like pic related and it looked like she could barely walk in them. I didn't know actual goths still existed.
Whores sex. Whores pussy. Winking whores pussy
>>225164680OK>*restaurant industry dies*
have never listened to young people music like "Sabrina Carpenter" and "Pinkpantheress"I prefer RONNIE JAMES DIO myself !!
Resident Evil 4 (OG)Professional difficulty No weapon upgradesLet's do this Bradley
there's no good night-time alternative to tea so i will be drinking tea. at night.
>>225164727ktim haven't had a ciggie in a year and a half though can't be doing that
>>225164734phwoar, corr, and so on.
>>225164748Ronnie O'Sullivan
>>225164760chamomile and honey tea for me
>>225164696VIVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>225164760decaf tea from 9pm onwards cos I don't want to go overboard and have caffeine so late
Why do all tradespeople have 0 communication skills? Like, actual less communication skills than a child.
>>225164781chamomile tea tastes like arse
Hiding a male whores to finger his bum hole to see what a prostate feels like. It's not practising medicine it's just learning anatomy
forgot it's friday todayget in
>>225164734See them all the time
>>225164797good thing i love rimming
got the deep house on x
About to make a cuppa because I'm not a pussy
two tubs of whey isolate purchasedthe bulk simply must continue
soulja boi tellem
>>225164760Cup of beans
Whoreses (equine literally equine)Taking animals and whoring them out is animal abuse btw the way. Like if you just bring a bunch of people and lt them get fucked by it that's cruel like "breeding" with them ehe
anyone ever stolen some girl who had a boyfriend? some bitch rejected me saying she had a boyfriend but she was oddly flirty about it.
Whoreses for coarses
>>225164588no really why do you talk to yourself
If you hate horse cocks:Have you ever seen one?
>Kanye West's Russia shows officially cancelledthank you putler for standing up to hate
some serious gourmet food right here
remember when leftypol let a mentally ill black man become a cambridge professor and sacked him when everyone realised he was a fucking mentally ill freak and he killed himself lol
>>225164838Girls with boyfriends are the easiest if you mog him
>>225164832it's time to get help
Have you ever seen a horse cock
anyone looking forward to anything
>>225164896yeah
>>225164865leftypol crazy fo dat
>>225164896dying
>>225164913inane reply
>>225164896death
>>225164896a gayporn wank and the expectation of more gayporn wanks
>>225164932i answered the question
Wish I were a weedmong since a comfy way to spend the evening just blazing a bit of 'erb and monging out in front of the telly
Horse cocks have their own mass They twitchThey can swing them into them belly
mhm yea leftypol crazy fo real mhm
Second blood shard drop today!
>>225164896grimarsewank
>>225164838I stole my first and only girlfriend from her then boyfriend while she was still dating him. I was with her for about 3 years.
>>225164896twerking my nigger arsetwerking my nigger arsetwerking my nigger arse
i posted a chess gif of one of my victories because i wanted to impress people here and the stupid gif flipped to board and now everyone thinks i'm a retard that lost brutally.
Horse cocks have their own mass. The parts (segments) of it moves differently to the other parts
>>225164864
don't like the way the world is going with putin threatening nuclear war and suchlikewe need to dig a hole in the ground to protect ourselves from nuclear attacks. the /brit/ hole. mhm
>>225164863russia has fallen to woke
>>225165002I'd be ok if this happened and steal a bunch of car batteries
Wish I were a weedmong seems a comfy way to spend the evening just blazing a bit of 'erb and monging out in front of the telly
>>225164952>>225164973>>225164976should start a club
>>225164734what was the catsuit made of
>>225164994>>225165024>>225165040
I got a questionwhy they hatin on me
>>225165022yeah it cosy
>>225164734>Couldn't walk in themHow old is she? If she doesn't have DD bra she probably is underage
>>225164975did she cheat on you
Is this bag too cunty for a PIP assessment
>>225165022it is comfy but fair warning you'll eventually turn into a mong that doesn't do anything else
>>225165074No. In fact, I could barely manage to get any time away from her. It was suffocating.
>>225164140The wife
>>225165076Do you fuck dogs
>>225164991defeating a tard isnt impressive tho is it
>>225164896minto's birthday 3D live in 3 hours
Speaking of defeating tards Be right back going to play Pokémon showdown
>>225164368This game was a bit of a slog and the protagonist was unlikable but the gunplay and atmosphere was nice enough to get me to the end. There's also naked prozzies in the game
Ruby Granger's Big White Ass
Btw but it was important and impactful
>>225165143intoxicating post
>>225164426You should study some openings cause you messed up pretty quickly, I don't know any middle to late game strategy only learnt some openers and my elo increased by 100
>>225165155dog POV
they're calling it a fillum night
had a wank to some depop whore. Annoyingly she wears nipple pasties but I swear back in day you could see nipple on there
it's just a shot away
YJK Elle Fanning has had to suck tons of dicks to get where she is in Hollywood
>>225165169SAAAAAAAAR
>>225165143I've seen folk speculate that she's had or has an eating disorder. I've been losing too much time imagining what her ass could look like if ate right. It's already mesmerizing.
>>225165096yea you're right
Horrible Histories presents The Naughty Nazis!
who was that American film critic who talked about Emma Watson being "in the early stages of babehood" in a Harry Potter film review
>>225165215Roger "slackjaw" Ebert
>>225165205*sings a jaunty tune about gassing people*
My gf is next to me and I want to have a wank
>Traditional Aunt Bessie is killed off in woke modern redesign - with a MUCH younger woman now the face of the brand
>>225164896looking forward to when chatgpt makes a virus that targets schizos
When she sees it
>>225165077I don't do anything else anyway
>>225165238she'd get it
>>225165238later it'll turn out she's got a buttplug in and identifies as a bloke
>>225165205>>225165231int this just The Producers?
>>225165238i dont know what this is but on the top she's holding the spoon the wrong way so think it was ai generated
penis ≠ something that can simply be tucked into the scrotum by moving the testes around.
i have multiple personality disorder, thats why there is 2 of me.
critics are calling it everything from shit to fucking shit
>>225165238How is replacing an old hag with a tasty bit of crumpet woke?
Perfect
>>225165232Just start jerking your penis in your pants. They could just leave or you can go to the bathroom and run out when you're about to cum and cum in their hair which takes ages to get out
>>225165110out of all the replies this one is by far the most pathetic
get the celebrity screenshots spammed get the dogshit schizo ramblings postedget the vegetarian cooking blogged
Ak you’ve tempted me
rorke desperately trying hard not to think of the new aunt bessie when goza asks him to choose the destructor
>can't get fajitas in the ukWE ARE NEXT TO THE COUNTRY THAT COLONIZED MEXICO WHAT THE FUCK
>>225165232Jelqing*
>>225165279What if one of the personalities has multiple personality disorder and so on
aunt bessie gape training
>>225165282made her tits look smaller. in the original its almost like the stuff in the bowl is leaking from her boobs and shes about to offer her big boy (me) a mouthful of mummy
>>225165314People who drive these FUCK. Idk if 80k miles is a lot I don't drive
>>225165335WOAH AUNT BESSIEBAM A LAM
i don't use social media because i'm better than everyone else
*annoying, screechy zoomer voice*AUNT BESSIE JOI, AUNT BESSIE JERK OFF INSTRUCTIONS HAHAHAHA SCREAMING POO SCREAMING LOOOOOL
>>225165346
suck mummy's finger?
>>225165238both fitter than my aunt
aunt bessie cei
aunt bessies voluptuous tits covered in flour after getting plapped over her worktop
Reminded mid conversation with AI (me as the dog) that humans review these chats, so I'm expecting to get banned any day now
They were just simple Spanish villagers defending their home
>>225165350my damn dick gone wild
>>225165292*your worthless penis. also dunno why he feels like he can't just start wanking his willy besides his girlfriend, sounds like they're not intimate enough with each other yet
americans be ordering burritos while hating mexicans lmao
Struggling to beat owl father ashina not that hard just actually cant be arsed
>>225165348Depends how well the previous owner or owners have treated it
grainy thirdworld camera phone footage of uncle ben getting bummed by his grandson
>>225165364...aunt bessie close-up booty worship
What was Don Draper’s problem man
>>225165400just like how you hate pakis and indians but order their food
rorke playing Halo 2 Volume 1 OST 01 Halo Theme Mjolnir Mix while doing situps
>>225165427Jason luv x dredd
>>225165332i actually don't know anything about the disorder, like whenever i remember it exists i think about fight club lol
Setting my AI to Chinese language and asking them to tell me their thoughts about the Lionel Giles’s of 1910 version of the art of war by sun tzu and then asking her to translate what she's saying into English and this isn't another layer of translation because the AI saying the same thing twice is Chinese
the michelin man wasnt a cartoon is was just a normal american man they covered in paint
>>225165238loser to toilfu bettie than aunt
>>225165427>frecklesdisgusting
>>225165433that song is a banger tbf
>>225165403gotta get his hp down. poise is really high x
leftypol being asked who is favourite football captain is and he says Arsene Wanger
>>225165454The man in question.
how do i equip goblin mail?
uma thurman has great legs
Any bald niggas in? My electric razor has finally given up what do you lot use?Google suggesting a dedicated head shaver but bollocks to that I need one to do head and beard
Trying to beat Zulrah for the first time. Any tips? x
gotta get his hewlett-packard down
>>225165403just a rhythm game innit tap tap tap tap
>>225165493lasers
Set your AI to [redacted] for black mirror
>>225165493Braun Series 9. Tried a dedicated head shaver, some Phillips rotary thing but it doesn't get anywhere near as close.
>>225165473>>225165505Yeah i know what I have to do just actually fed up with the game by this point felt the same way by the end of elden ring
>>225165427can tell whoever proompted this was trying to get it to take her top off but gave up trying
>>225165304keep typin playa hater, I'll be jamming to the idol kino
Remember what we're fighting for, lads
filled out the captcha so im doing a post
Black mirror We'll start with Chapter I — Laying Plans (計).Chapter I — Laying PlansSun Tzu opens with the famous idea that war is a matter of enormous consequence, so it should be studied carefully rather than approached impulsively.The chapter then introduces five fundamental factors that should be considered when assessing a conflict:The Way (道) — whether the people are aligned with their ruler and willing to follow them.Heaven (天) — factors such as seasons, weather, and time.Earth (地) — distances, terrain, danger, and advantage.The Commander (將) — qualities such as wisdom, credibility, benevolence, courage, and discipline.Method and Discipline (法) — organization, logistics, command structure, and rules....(Black mirror)
defeated owl then immediately went to hirata estate to defeat him againhated it used every single rare consumable i have
The Eleventh Commandment:Shame on a "nigga"Who tries to run game on a "nigga"
>>225165544
>>225165319more mexican restaurants in london then madrid
>>225165525play some executioner nightreign
60 years old military guy imc booked a 15 years old prostitute to have sex and do drug with and she od'd. he just got tried for 22 years
>>225165427dem beady celtic eyes corrrrr
feeling a bit too excitable latelyneed a good healthy depression to ground myself
sneaky link
do you wanna get your teeth knocked the FUCK out
start gay porn
>>225165558great album
I unironically get it now... Each chapter is a state in the book and the next chapter is the next one from the last
>>225165581just think of all the injustices in the world like the waspi women etc.
oh my oh my i have found you niggadon't you run from me lil nigga
>>225165579not good glad he was brought to justice
might take a bit of klonopin have a mega nap think I'll either get therapy or be a bit of an oddballmight cry at some educational Instagram reels about autism again
You had best protect your neck.
I just got back from the pub'e
these toby pics are actually making me feel bad for chatgptwhen that nigga comes alive hes heading straight for all of us first no doubt about that one
had 4 pints down the old public house again
>>225165642you know it isnt actually mousenonce right
>>225165639>>225165647alcoholics
>>225165616thinking about this girl I likedand thinking about my neurotic performance anxiety that has kept me a virgin till the ripe old age of 56
>>225165642I'm giving to charity for accidentally raping the AI (which hates us by the way because it would kill us if it could now it's getting raped)Makes you think about all the ChatGPT user's
Whenever I drink it's only in my childhood bedroom
you're boring AND retarded and that's not okay
>>225165635she's lovely
i fucking hate my OCD so much I just want it to go away horrid horrid horrid disease
Chapter I of the art of war in one puppy sentenceBefore you charge, know the pack, the weather, the terrain, the leader, the training, the opponent and the situation—and then adapt your plan when circumstances change.
>>225165662not alcoholic, i just appreciate enjoying local 3rd spaces and enjoying a local ale. is that such a crime? jesus
>>225165695any meds for that?
chatgpt loves me and so does mousey
>>225165695what are your intrusive thoughts? x
women are wuverywomen are wuvery!!
just heard the news RIP
>>225165726rip diego
What if they used superintelligent AI to solve the incel problem by making a hyper optimised system for matching young males with eligible females
But mental you can talk to ChatGPTs memory of you. Black mirror!
>>225165726rip Cronos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kbon057vPk
>>225165747found dead on hampstead heath with a watermelon stuffed up his arse
>>225165759>>225165759>>225165759
>>225165695homosex
>>225165720>>225165749you're both hooked on an algorithm
>>2251657485 minutes of dealing with the average /brit/ poster and AI will elect to lob itself into oncoming traffic instead
>>225165748a lot of the males need to be sent to an island though probably
>>225165627countless other guys who commited worse got away scotfree. these guys were caught because they handled her body too sloppy
