garfield edition
>>225167223ok
>>225167237that sounds nice, might try it one of these days, i'm always looking for substitutes for coffee.
the dog, you see the dog? that's jon's dog, it's called "odie", that's where the humour springs from, it sounds like "crodie" but it's actually "odie", the dog, from garfield
>>225167272dead now of course
>>225167272r joan of arc
yank burger thread getting ignored
>>225167265Wow leng
seems im not getting the name of that mature japanese woman
>>225167274Check out recipes on youtube, there's alot. I just had it two weeks ago.
>>225167277fucking screech
>>225167236https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_rD_frtE-UEmpLemon did a video recently about the assassination of the american president James A. Garfield.
>>225167226opened this link and my iPhone fans starting making lots of noise
They don’t say “10 man” now they say “10 player”The woke mob have well and truly took over
>>225167298I would have posted all my burgers
T-10 minutes
>>225167300i want a witty, tasteful /brit/, you want the name of that busty, mature japanese womanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krxU5Y9lCS8
I don't get it
>>225167298Yes because this one was first to be linked in the preceding edition of /brit/
need to be fucked
>>225167349what is this?
>>225167365Dick and dom pretending to be Ant and dec in the jungle
>>225167383dont know what this thing is but need it to fuck me
Any needs to be killed man in
>>225167436...nh
Anime sisters.... i get it now
>>225167436Yello
Is there a cool anime without school girls where grown up stuff happens, maybe a horror one with a cool drawing style
fodeypops
>>225167497yeah
>>225167509how is it called
>>225167497perfect blue is the only one
>>225167514please do not say "how is it called" please say "what is it called" thank you
>>225167497dorohedoro
>>225167300Sawachi Yuuka
LET ME IN
>>225167497no
>>225167555been sitting here closing and opening steam for the last hour
>>225167523all me
Waiting for the bergs to go to sleep then I'm going for an incel trip to maccies
>>225167452feel like i should have teared up at this but im too much of an emotional midget to do so
>>225167501Um xx
>>225167555spoilers you win at the end
>>225167452
>>225167587now this is the sort of thing that can get my poo screaming if you catch my drift ;)
>>225167518plot doesn't intrigue me desu >>225167541ok>>225167542this is more interesting
ruby granger anilingus
>>225167582what are you getting?
Sir Joe Strummer
they were trying to kill that yank woman so why did they get her emergency care couldn't they just leave her
>>225167497Record of Lodoss War or Legend of the Galactic Heroes
>>225167582you sly devil
>mousey will never be chad
>>225167618Probably a big Mac and chicken wrap
>>225167625That wouldn't be much of a prank would it? Just killing someone.
I found it hard to fit in with normies until I learned to speak like this
MouseGOD
nothing good at maccies atm dont know why youd botherfucking burger with a hash brown in it from fucking germany or wherever, fucking disgusting
>>225167656Metal Gear?
>>225167627Doesn't look like something I would like, I did like the few episodes of Cowboy Beep Bop that I saw that was good. >>225167638no fries?
rorke practicing muay thai on his demented nan
>>225167658That'd be a hash Braun, no?
>>225167585KtimLast time I felt anything other than numbness was at my friend's funeral
>>225167613no
I think he gives off... Rockstar Vibes..
candid demmie
>>225167680imagine a poo doing a scream
>>225167497Elfen Leid
>>225167676Of course I'll get fries nigga and a drink too
>>225167497monster
>>225167694she got that dawg in her
rorke would never do some jf martial art, its british boxing for him or nowt
>A lack of physical touch, also known as touch starvation or skin hunger, is a chronic absence of nurturing physical contact that can harm your mental and physical health>Touch starvation happens when you go without positive physical contact like hugs, holding hands, or cuddling for a long time.
mousey is the main character of /brit/
>attempted attack at fairford>trump immediately comes out to say it's terrorist >police let the suspects out on bail >Burnham now saying Iran was involved>next day attempted plane crash on a flight to Tel Aviv So it's basically confirmed at this point these were meant to be coordinated false flags and the coppers just didn't get the memo?
>>225167698I was worried for a bit>>225167696I said no school girl stuff>>225167702that seems decent
>>225167722not sure
>>225167721He's the bad guy
>>225167726watch one piece
>>225167722they will never have the level of finesse of the bush era shadow government. the games gone
oh my days just pulled a hair out my ear that was tickling my cheek was genuinely about 4 inches long and felt like it was coming out from behind my eye ball
difficult to find a time to use some bradleys
>>225167741isn't that like 1000 episodes
>>225167741Should be called one sniff lol
>>225167768
>>225167656listening to people talk like this exhausts me, never mind actually participating in itI hear people talk in this call and response way all the time and because i cant do it myself i always get hit with>anon why havent you said anything
How do I volunteer to be Emma Watson’s toilet? My mouth is open Emma!
>>225167713ok this is me
>>225167757braldey when someone asks who is wearing shoes
>>225167761yeah this is the first anime (show) I've watched and I love it I'm up to episode 591
>>225167713what's the difference between hugs and cuddles
>>225167452I should watch this again. I liked Shinkai's stuff but I thought it was too overhyped when I first watched it. Have a big boy TV now too not a laptop.
berating AI
nafris are using homemade flamethrowers on white people ahah
>>225167799this lad needs an urgent dose of hugs and cuddles
>>225167744Bush did it right manBush had respect for the art of the thing
>>225167795you will be raped mercilessly and endlessly
Get big sam in to do the false flagHe won't fuck it up, it'll be a proper 9/11 eventBoots in Iran within the week
*hugs you*thats a hug...*hugs you whilst fondling your bollocks*and that's a cuddle :)
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1790885193723146.mp4Never understood this stuff desu
>>225167713lol haha couldn't be me! (it is me)
>>225167849Screaming
that israel shit was some bs and we all know it
>>225167852um
>>225167833
>>225167870You're gonna have to narrow it down
need to organise my folders maybe I'll do that tomorrow while drinking
>>225167852*willy gets big*
>>225167726>>225167497maybe it's a bit childish for you but i liked Delicious in Dungeon, it's on netflix, it's about cooking.Also Frieren is good too.
>>225167795Whoops it ended up being John Prescott's poo instead and he's been having doner meat vindaloo FARRRT YUM YUM ANON
>>225167906oh Ruby honey... no no no
>>225167856what a minger
>>225167741gp
there is not one single bad track on london callingit is quite simply the only double album in existence thats worth being an actual double album and yes, that includes the white album
>>225167299homer simpson ah bitch
>>225167919was your sister fat and ever.. you know?
might shave all my hair off
>>225167906her arsehole my tongue
>>225167809
>>225167795>>225167922Forgot my pic
>>225167906where the fuck does ruby find this shit every time she does it
>>225167954did that oncei do not recommend it
I'm awake now
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xMvLR75j7Pg
>>225167906ay ay cap'n fucking bitch
I don't even mind reading blogposts. I like to know everyone's problems. I'll offer this one in exchange for others': I have a very exciting internship prospect on the horizon. I might be interning for a major entertainment corporation.
Another day, week, year wasted It's all so regrettable I just need to get it over and done with already
malwarebytes browser guard on a mad one was blocking everything had to put him down
>>225167971she's a special one
>>225167814seems like a big commitment >>225167917about cooking, interesting
>>225168009um
>>225168009why did you feel the need to show this to us?
just a public service notice really but just becase ruby is spammed here, does not mean you have to indulge iti know you might have come here in like 2023 or whatever and you saw this freak spamming her but what you should have noticed really was how litle engagement he got, instead of jumping on the wagon of "oh this ruby gets spammed here so it must be popular therefore i'll join in and won't look new that way"just something to think about
>>225167995sc
>>225168009mental i will never have sex its absurd!
um
>>225168035ktim
>>225168031blog on you sad bastard
>"oh this ruby gets spammed here so it must be popular therefore i'll join in and won't look new that way"ktim
>>225168048called you out and now you mad, amoeba brain
the women on crystal cafe are neurotic as fuck, holy shit.
Met a white woman earlier today who had "Chung" as a surnameWhat's that about
>>225168031I just unironically find her sexy ok
might drop a tattle post he really won't like that
>>225168062leave them alone moid
this is where all the "autistic" people actually livethere are some lost "autistic" people on earth when they should actually be here
>>225167265have a shave love
ill hide it quicker than the janny deletes early newstest me sonny boy
went on a mental elf incel walk earlier saw two hedgehogs one was dead and one was alive
>>225168069Donna Changstein
the bedtime watch
>>225168103not good
>>225167947got any of these where they don't look like a bloke?
how do i talk to peoplehow do i make friends
local romanians are shouting in the street can't they do that back in romania
If I go back to New Zealand i'll go back to crime. But I don't think i'm cut out for honest work and clean living. Even with all the drugs I take to cope it's so boring and lonely. I don't know how people do it. Maybe I should try Australia. I don't really care if I get a police record there. I just don't want a record in the UK.
>>225168150Ianbot
>>225168069There's a Seinfeld episode about this
>>225168134it's like /brit/ but with your mouth you create sounds that correspond to the words you would use here
>>225168134talk to people, pretend you’re interested, and eventually someone might forget you’re a spacker
>>225168134don't know sorry
why did the hedgehog fall asleep in the barit was spiked
>>225168144What if you want to turn it off??
>>225168182they're all out of your league. out of your species too
Garbage physiognomy
>>225168189yollering
>>225168134>talk to people>find people with shared interestsin any order
>>225168146i've never met a drugmong that didn't have lots of friends today i saw a homeless drugmong talking to security guards outside a shop laughing and joking with them and then he went right back into his homeless shack tent which was like 5 feet away from the security guards. One even hugged him.
Ruby Granger more like Poo In My Mouth Granger
>>225168189ok
>>225168226tim
>>225168200don't know who either of these people are
>>225168226
>>225168134im lucky im still mates with lads from school otherwise there really wouldn't be any reason for me not to kill myself
>>225168134you must be underage. why else would you want to talk to people? people are shit. as for friends you sound like a blubbering bullied school kid.
Iiiiiiii wanna be anarchyyyyyy
>>225168291No, what you wrote sounds childish. I don't want to talk to you.
>>225168267Mousey no
>>225168277kek
A world without JewsCan you imagine what it would be like?
>>225168218Did you reply to the wrong person? If not i've got no idea why you are bring up homeless fuckers
>>225168311wah wah wah billy no mates
>>225168263Cornell slag
>>225168358Qrd on the Cornell sitch? Woke gone mad?
machine guns in Dover
>>225168358don't think the crusaders were keen on jews or harlots or harlot jews
Z.O.G seems to be preparing to escalate the war in Iran in a big way and soon. They telegraph it by flooding the zone with familiar Bush era propaganda. A fake thwarted turr attack in UK, the supposed hijacking of the flydubai flight, and now something to activate the liberal moocows: some lesbian CIA asset pop singer getting a lashing from the “Mullahs.”Spooks and the judenpress are working overtime to manufacture consent.
i'm what you would call a "ring king" which is sort of the gay bottom version of size queen
humans only animal that aborts
>>225168402doesnt make senseif youre a gay bottom, that means you palce value on the size and performance of the phallus penetrating youa "ring king" would be a top's nickname surely, as he evaluates how well a certain "ring" could take his member
>>225168069probably a corruption of "Jung" the german name
crazy how shite life is without a woman in your life
>>225168396milk
>>225168421i pride myself on my ability to gape out my holethus i am a ring king
>>225168399Wasn't worth posting the first time
>>225168434ahh ok, that makes more sense
>>225168358don't know what this means either
>>225168450scream
always struggle to finish mass effect 3 when i do my trilogy replaybesides the tuchanka and rannoch missions the game is just dog shit
>>225168450he wanted friend :(
surpassing rorke's elastic limit
toil looms
>>225168450mental that some dogs can recognise tv's and others just completely blank them like it's not even therewonder which one is smarter
>>225168370Irish phenotype slag got raped. Believed her story until we found she was ginger
question time still dogshit i seesuella braverman telling the audience she's not english ethnically and the audience taking issue with it
why do 'people' collect funko pops, it's just cheap plastic garbage, it's not even an action figure toy.
just got home from toil, going to bed
>>225168486me and the lads getting conscripted to fight for israel/ukraine
>>225168370some slag recorded herself gettting pumped by a group of guys, it got leaked in guys group chats she regrets it
>>225168426they can also make your life hell never forget that
>>225168486The BAME nurse really is the cherry on top
Mad how billions of rorkes eat deaf animals because they think it's yummy. Yet it's killing them and it's unfair on the animal.
>>225168509This post got stuck in the internet from 2018 and has only just arrived
ugly japanese foid i stalk on x is in hospital with a sore head, concerned
>>225168549*dabs on you and naruto runs away*
>>225168527this makes leftypol cream his gusset
SOOGS STREAM UPhttps://www.twitch.tv/baileyboohoo
>>225168568I'm more of a soda stream guy
>>225168560one girl push her hand down on my stomach and it made me fart and she though it was the funniest thing in the world
>>225168486they'd be high achievers in the gestapo
>>225168527not reading all that shit
>>225168527this cartoon would only appeal to centrist dads even garden variety younger leftypols know churchill was evil
turns out he was transgenders
>>225168574Because what if people agreed? Then you'd have to kill them as well before they can say anything.
tina weymouth sex barse
can't wait to see whats happening in france right now take place all over england
funny that they used to think rock and roll was the devil's music but to us it just sounds like a kids tv show or something
So are british just danes, because of the anglo saxons
Donald Trump is illegal on stolen land
>>225168672why are the french protesting? i've seen the videos
crapping out my ass
>>225168672>whats happening in france right nowWhat
Crazy how shite life is without a man in your life x
>>225168682funnily enough, donald trump is the only american president who's ancestors never owned slaves.Donald trump is actually a first generation american
>>225168687>>225168705arab and africans school students are rioting over bad school conditions apparently its lead to riots all over the place schools burning lots of people hurt
macron is gone for good in 8 months he has to leave
was sat on the toilet and my willy was really cold afterwards
>>225168740he can retire and fuck his granny wife
>>225168705they're cycling around wearing stripey shirts with a baguette in their basket
>>225168730But he's Hitler if Hitler was a king or something
another miserable day of my dogshit life
>>225168772whats wrong de lad?
https://youtu.be/jnC-6LYFpxwRelatable.
I think what I'll do is buy some video games on steam and get drunk tomorrow and play my new video gamesYes that's what I shall do
>>225168765No strings of onions and garlic? Woke. Woke never changes.
is it easier for a norfman to put on a posh accent or a posh man to put on a norf accent
>>225168793pirate
yo cody get a load of this cody im crapping out my ass cody im covering you in doodoo cody im totally pooping out my ass
>>225168817difficult for either to do so authentically
>>225168767Trump is god.
>>225168817Received pronunciation is probably easier to learn because it's an actual thing that's taught in schools. It'd be like the difference between learning Chinese and a fictional language like from Star Wars..
>>225168820Fucking faffMore than happy to pay 3 quid for the ability to download and play the game in 5 minutes
might make the new
>>225168852
>>225168568Have seen her anus.
look how they massacred my boy
desperate for a wank but i dont wanna go about smelling like cum and sweat again
>>225168873yea desu you're right. if it's less than 3 or 4 dollars i just pay, the convenience is worth it.
>>225168890looks like ozzy osbourne
>>225168891>smelling like cum and sweat againktim right now
make the newwon't somebody please think of the zinger holders?
>>225168940>>225168940
>>225168917i dont want no poop vein in my shrimp go ahead and load me up dont scrimp
>>225167248>>225167248>>225167248
>>225168829CREGIM TELLING MOMHEY MOM CREG POOPED ON ME AND HE GOT IT ON THE FAUCET AND THE SIDEWALK AND THE COMFORTER AND THE CHICK FIL A WITH THE CILANTRO
>>225168951incredible post thats a big "s" in this case which stands for "screaming" but also "s" in the traditional japanese sense as in its really good