beautiful white women edition
pooing a shart out me arse
>>225173436the ugly one is covered by the party hat very convenient
Bruce melty On watch him, abo nurses peeking at him round the clock
>>225173456Not on mobile
JF central in here
>>225173456but I suspect she has the biggest arse which gives her 2 extra points, this has to be taken into consideration
>>225173456Kaitlyn Dever, the one on the left, is the most attractive for me. The duality of man.
Hate runts at work who always feel the need to park in the exact same spot every day
the toil freaks will be going to toil in a slightly happier mood because it friday
>>225173500Sorry im scared to try and reverse park im not very good
2,1,3
honestly a proper good read do yourselves a favourhttps://annas-archive.gl/md5/32cc85f1d02c62f1671e6d5c5deebf28?&check=1
>>225173517it's 3,1,2 actually
>>225173514Runtoid
>Libdems
every morning I roll a series of dice and the results are fed into a machine that determines which parking space I will park in at work
>>225173517fuck marry kill >>225173503I'm already here despite having the option to work from home on Friday
>>225173524Bollocks.
women are evil
>>225173500Someone at work in his 60s was parking right up next to one of our new guys and climbing out of his passenger door until he stopped unknowingly parking in his spot.
in the books dexter was based on, debra morgan was described as having enormous tits
>>225173599it’s insane how ugly she is in the show
I post an image, the OP image: 1 (You)A yank reposts my image in lower resolution with shit all around it: 2 (You)s
>>225173575what does that accomplish? if he's parking in such a way that requires him to get out via the passenger side then he's only blocking off the other guy's passenger side which doesn't matter (unless he's reversing in and the other guy isn't)
>>225173575be a shame if his tyres got slashed
>>225173605what do you mean? she's not the most attractive girl in the world but she's definitely still highly shaggable
>>225173641no she isn’t
already dreading monday for fuck's SAKE I can't live like this
>>225173668I'd shag her
might get a standing desk. backberg is in tatters
>>225173676dont worry mate only another 7 days til next friday!
toil freaks on the move
>>225173668i'd coit her vagina
in hindsight the 3rd coffee may have been too much
>>225173687get one of those little treadmills, walking literally cured my back along with some other things
>>225173436AMEN
just lace up your shoes and go on a brisk virgin walk like the rest of us
>>225173599unreliable narrator
my life a greentext the way i be me
>>225173494middle one brutally mogs her
i'm the least anything person ever
>>225173784Nope. 1, 3, 2
morning lads, it Friday
just want an indian gf tbqh
in an evil incellish mood at the minute
mental how shorts are the devil but a normal video that's only 1 minute long is fine
Blacks Broke Britain.
>>225173809they are sweet
>>225173809Yes, lad
you'll never get away with this, rorke!!!
catowitz and dogbaum both off on their respective mad ones
You were born too early to be part of the caramel-coloured, frizzy haired ubermensch that will colonise the galaxy
it is impossible for me to think about india or even the word "india" without having a mental image of some pajeet squatting down and doing a shit on the street and then wiping his arse with his bare hand
hamsterstein on shabbat cause their time works different
>>225173870are there many indians in australia?
>>225173870Because you're nuts, racismlad
>>225173877gp
>>225173897tummy erotic
>>225173895yes
>>225173926babypops
80s american rorke getting called a dorke
>>225173897they all need to gain 5-7kg >>225173930damn there are 1 million Indians in Australia...had no idea
good rule of thumb: if you can make a 'jew' pun out of it, it's probably kikedjewkrainejewtinjewnited states/kingdomjewnni islamnetanyajewjewhammedit's called revelation of the method
when women sit down on the toilet while wearing a skirt so they usually pull the skirt down along with their knickers or up towards their bellies?
>>225173949yeah
>>225173926If only you knew that you'd spend the rest of your life running.
>>225173949upwards
>>225173937you'll do nothing
>>225173949I dunno I don't know anything about women I've never been on a date or even spoken to a woman as an adult, seriously.
>>225173870because you grew up on the internetif you traveled you would have seen it with your own eyes and concluded the samenah jkI realized that I cannot limit myself to one race of women, or one woman.Human male is made to spread the seed. Which is why we create them perpetually as opposed to women. Obviously nature said to women - pick the best you can, and dump all your eggs in one basket. And to us "Run free stallion, run and never ever stop!!!" There is nothing inherently more valuable for a man, in being monogamous, if he can pull of having mutiple wives, harems, etc.
>>225173977right
>>225173977*shouts ktim very loudly*
>>225173988quieten down little boy
>>225173999*quietens down*
>>225173981How about I only have sex with them but then I marry a white girl
the first day back on the opioids after a hiatus never feels as good as when i'm a few days into a binge and the dependence has come back and the drug starts to feel like sweet relief rather than just making me feel a bit mongy
good morning you despicable incel fiends
>>225174042describe to me the effects of opioids
>>225173977they are childrennothing much more to it. And when I say it, I dont mean it as a good thing or a bad thing.Simply a matter of fact.Because they are children they are enjoyable to be around with.Not in pedo sense.But like, a child, a woman is naive, open (even if they hide it under tons of sarcasm since they cannot pull of humor so they default to lowest form of wit), willing to believe, wants to play, doesnt want to delve deep into things.For a man having someone like that lightens up your day if they are the good girl variant.It takes you from your deep analytical thoughts about self and world into simpler time of desserts, dates,dancing and fun. It becomes a nice holiday. But you wouldnt ask the same child to define your worth or tell you that you are valuable and important.The child doesnt know what to do with such information.If you can accept it for what it is, having women in your life is great fun. But if you seek some ultra mommy to heal your mother wound and nurse you back into self love by listening to your weaknesses and helping you find your worth - then you would be better off just being gay.
>>225174061extremely comfy, albeit with some itchiness. combining it with benzos creates pure bliss
Tim no
reading a thread on /tv/ about dune, very entertaining
>>225174132is it like a dopamine rush, do you wanna (can you) go and do things or just sit on the couch and watch stuff and chill
It's Diego Day!!!! *plays the CD of boring church sermons so he feels at home*
>>225174164https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o81A31hlgEA
the rape of rorke's nan drift
>>225174148depends on the dosage, take a lot and you'll be constantly nodding off, but i prefer a light buzz, it actually motivates me to do things because my inhibitions are lowered. i like to write fiction as a hobby and i feel very inspired to write when i'm on buzzing, i imagine there's a reason so many artists are smackheads
>>225174148It's nothing like stims nah. Instead you feel sleepy and warm and comfy. It's not uncommon to just fall asleep while on them, the point where users deep in the habit will go so far as standing up bent at the waist simply to avoid falling asleep so they can 'enjoy' the high.
jew jutsu
>>225174190interesting>>225174194>Instead you feel sleepy and warm and comfythat's not my jam yeah but seems like a good way to end a 3 day stim hurricane
might get on the XXX sites and watch free hardcore sex videos
>>225174232not very christian
Might start having strict schedules and special interests
>>225174230yeah opioids are great for coming down off speed, but benzos are probably better
>drugs>porngrow up
>>225174232reported to albo have fun in prison cunt
who needs drugs or pornography when you can just work a full time job then come home to your empty flat and stare at the bare walls until it's time to go to work again
Last time I did speed I had about 15 wanks in 12 hours
wish i could her that pink pus pus :/
>>225174271Missing something?
>>225174266no need mate, i've verified my digital ID like the good little goy i am
>>225174250benzos scare me the most, only took 1 xanax in my life before my first flight cause I was nervous and I stopped caring if the plane crashes which scared mebut I know combining opioids and stimulants cause respiratory depression which is very dangerous >>225174291that's the thing, you need to occupy that time with something productive to do or DM sluts and try to have sex, stim wanking is the most grim thing
>>225174291in my speedwank days I did the opposite where I'd spend the entire time edging then end it with one coomprobably bad for the prostate to spend 24 hours edging but I wasn't doing it for the health benefits yknow
>>225174270kek it do be like that
New coworker I’m training tells me she has a boyfriend and then 20 minutes later is talking about how coffee makes her shit. Giving me mixed signals.
Never cummed while having a wank
they brought back the 4 litre coke bottlesburnham asleep at the wheel
>>225174321>but I know combining opioids and stimulants cause respiratory depression which is very dangerousnah it's not that combination that causes respiratory depression, it's combining depressants with other depressants that will do that. for example combining alcohol and benzos is notoriously dangerous (i used to do it all the time anyway though and was fine)
desu i didn't realise the porn block had gone into effect here for a while becuase i was mostly wanking to furry + hentai sites that werent impacted
How do I stop seeing young bobs stupid fucking gormless face Imagine you took a young Charlie Kirk, removed all his flair, personality, knowledge, talking skills and gave him mild downs and you get this annoying cunt
>>225174330Horny pajeet
Fucking strange name for that Indian
First day back at toil today after nearly two weeks off. Really cruel them allowing us to get a taste of life and then to just snatch it back like this.
I hope the spastic that microblogs about diego all day is actually just him attention seeking and samefagging, and not a demented dollymong mindbroken fanboy
>>225174328Namedropping the boyfriend is to set your expectations early so you don't spend the next 6 months orbiting her and convincing yourself every conversation has her falling more and more in love with you.
>>225174371horror movie bride
>>225174371this is completely normal and yet it feels so weird
>>225174385sherlock holmes ova here
>>225174385she could obviously smell a clueless incel simp a mile off
>>225174344once was extremely crossfaded at 5am on the bog and nearly greened out and fell off it while poo was coming out of my arse. was sweating horribly and my head was pounding nearly called an ambulance
>>225174344I see, the only time I drank alcohol is when I was doing stimulants and it was mostly beer, I don't like aclohol but I do like the combo of a few lines, a cold beer and a couple of cigarettes.
i look quite peng on the nofap
Hate the fact gypsy scum can fight as it makes it harder to combat their scummy ways It would be like if junkies were raised in boxing from a young age
Back in my day if you were caught watching Nickelodeon in a Cartoon Network hood you’d be barnacled and forced to walk the plank
>>225174385doesn't necessarily mean that, plenty of whores who will cheat on their boyfriend
love alcohol mewill be drinking alcohol tonight as it happens
catholics really simping for the "virgin" mary
>>225174418https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q3rtlRAB_Aya junkies junkies bastard ye
if you cunts need some porn i will ship a 4tb HDD for 300 quid. it is faster than downloading.
>>225174435Vile muck
>>225174438Shes the Mother of God, wise up young man
>>225174449porn is poison for your brain
>>225174427well they're most definitely telling ME they have a boyfriend to tell me not to get any ideas because I'm a horrible autistic freak virgin and they don't want me to think them being nice to me means they would ever want anything more between us because I'm a despicable loser
>>225174435splendid neckar
It’s mad how Jetix absolutely mogged Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon
>>225174449why can't i just type boobs into altavista for free instead
good morning. i had a dream that a friend let me stay at their house after a night out but it turns out they live with their parents and i got embarrassingly drunk the night before so when i woke up, i was too nervous to leave the bedroom as i would be judged by everyone
>>225174419gay ass nz niggas watching adventure time and steven universe go on their fag adventures while everyone else was chillin with the bob
tell me about so called young bob
>>225174435gone off alcohol ever since i tried opioids and discovered they are way better (and cheaper too if you can believe it)
>>225174468you shouldn't talk like that about yourself
>>225174456she must have had sex to birth his half brothers and sisters though
back in the day (early 2000s) cartoon network had this website with lots of dope flash games on it
>>225174509aren't opioids basically the final rung on the drug ladder before you kill yourselfapart from like, heroin and meth
>>225174509can't just walk into coles and buy them though can i
>>225174525no they didnt
>>225174514pork pie screaming
>>225174479the porn is free you're paying for the HDD
>>225174525I remember that
you're a grim cunt if you watch porn
>>225174527depends on your personality i guess, i'm much better able to moderate my opioid use than i was with booze during my raging alky days
>>225174467thanks for the wise bog wizard advice. it's just as vague and outlandish as I imagined a swamp person would talk.
I was already proficient in English even before I went to preschool English classes, thanks to Cartoon Network
>>225174559leave bulgaria aloneamerican are fat and eat cheese burger
>>225174525can't imagine being a kid online these days without all the cool low energy shit we grew up with. i'll treasure my memories of the pre-2010s internet for the rest of my lifelil niggas are having their brains turned to soup with short form video content the instant they slither out the womb these days, can't wait for the inevitable longitudinal studies showing just how much it fucks up the mind
>>225173436
>>225174438Literally birthed God mate get a grip on yourself
>>225174559easy there bud
>>225174587eviscerated that black nigger bastard
>>225174543t. quit porn 32 hours ago
guy what if God.... was one us us....
imagination wanks using porn pics as an enhancement are the way to go
>>225174596>>225174456bogtrotter samefag
i am surfing the online web and it is a heck of a lot of fun
>>225174619*wereHypothetical. Subjunctive mood.
>>225174628my first wank ever was an imagination wank
>>225174610you did?
>>225174630You wish you fat mong
>>225174639israeli niggas have the ugliest fucking names on earth lmaonot to mention their faces, bodies, minds, culture, religion, behaviour, beliefs, mannerisms, accents, etc
get these beggars out of here
i wank to pictures of women i know on fb and instagram. theyre not very revealing but sometimes you get one of their arse in jeans and its like winning the lottery
watching THE TERRIFIER 2
>>225174656right mate
>>225174673>bodieserm mate the idf fitties?
>>225174639so fucking deep
need a gf with super freckly shoulders that looks like someone spilled chocolate porridge on them
he not allowed but he keep coming backhe live in tesco
>>225173436I love white women more than anything , Foy is top tier ngl
>>225174711IRN BRU
>>225173799you're trolling nigga
seems like frogposting has gone out of fashion, i don't see it nearly as often as i did like a year ago, not even among ESLs
>>225174711ok i wills stroke him !!
I bet Emma Watson's gas smells.
>>225174748like Yorkshire heaven
>>225174724
>>225174739diet the taste of my arse
wonder why /brit/ has random JFs who post here regularly. we've had a swede and a frenchman for a while but now a bulgarian and an argie have rocked up. they're all good lads (better than the yanks anyway) but i wonder what led them to come here
annual leave toil after today lads. we're so back x
hairs falling out
>>225174787be sure to max relax
>>225174783They have no personality of their own so they become a person out of place which to them is just as good
>>225174587>cheese burgersyou think I'm rich or something? not everyone can afford cheese burgers like some fancy aristocratic faggot.
>>225174783the argie is a spaki vpn gimmick
theres no person out of place in /brit/. i do feel sorry for them though they basically have IDs which is an awful fate they might as well be using reddit
>>225174796‘Gen Z boss in a mini’ has last laugh after becoming global meme
I'VEBECOME SO NUMB
peng greng or grim?https://x.com/GD44vh/status/2105929527159329101?s=20
>>225174840They do it so they have IDs it's basically avatar figging, they want special attention
>>225174857i hate moids so much
>>225174857
>>225174840i'd get rid of it in a heatbeat so i could post even more shite and nonsense
ever shagged a zoomette lads? do they take it up the farter?
>>225174845Why did so many freaks seethe at them
>>22517488830 years me and never even kissed a girl let alone been near a fanny
>>225174857average yankoid
only got the bloody frasier on don't i
>>225174783british people have like 4 generals across the entire site. it's just statistically probable. their general leads in terms of post/min on several boards.
I really despise the words incel and chud >>225174888yeah
>>225174904
blud so enraged he wrote figging
frasier wanker loves his fucking frasier
only 9:30 and im already on the pentobarbital
>>225174892reminded them of annoying women in their own lives
left on read by my mum. new low
>>225174857was already obvious she had low self-esteem
>>225174783why do you post here and not /ausnz/ + /balt/? sick of your shenanigans
>>225174923/brit/ is a frasier general
>>225174949cute af
Dog poo for breakfast
afraid to go out anymore because the biomass are everywhere you look. western civilisation can't simply be given a dignified execution, instead we are suffering death by a billion indians
>>225174960
Kelsey grammer raped a child
don;t think this lad is watching frasier every time he says he is watching frasier
lads what is your honest opinion on this SONGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r51Oai7N7co
>>225174977b-b-b-b-b-b-b-based
>>225174949she can get it, there virtually zero redheads here so it kind of looks exotic to me, I wonder if they smell good
>>225174953why would i want to share a general with a bunch of autistic ex-soviet snowniggers?
I wish gay guys weren’t so degenerate. I just want to be somebody’s trad(boy)wife :(
>>225174986honestly? not going to listen to it
>>225174983it's on channel 4 most days
>>225174996PUSSIO BLUD
>>225174993They smell slightly different.
>>225174829everyone is spaki to you people, i swear down
>>225174993what do bulgarian women think of redhead men
Hello this is Rory Fingers calling you back from Fathead Inc, we noticed you still have not payed us for the Giant Human shaped Stew that was delivered to your address two whole moons ago. We suggest you wire us the funds we are owed or else we will have our security officer Jmarko to come to your house and slap you with a pillow full of tape worms, thanks love you - Rory Fingers.
>>225175009you ever read the book Perfume?good book
The bulgarfu was a red head I was thinking of her the other day
>>225175009in a good or a bad way >>225174986it's not bad but I'm not a giant dnb fan I do love this track though, it has a sentimental value to me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-kymymy-3g
so burnham wont give us another referendum because he says it’s a once in a lifetime thing. But he also wants us back in the EU? How does that work?
if i met most of you irl, we would not be friends
the toyota corolla is quite simply the greatest automobile ever devised by man
>>225174967and for tea?
>>225175051friends are for childreni want enemies
>>225175059>gas shiteEVs exist, wog
>>225175050Easily
>>225175072
No way the EU just lets the UK back in. Hopefully some country vetoes it.
>>225175073Go on?
Hope the EU gets destroyed before we get a chance to rejoin Next election will be two choices weighted against each other Rejoin the EU vs eliminate the biomass
>>225175011i'm convinced it's a gimmick of accusing people of being spaki regardless of people who really are on vpns or whether he is doing that
i wonder what its like to go to one of those conventions full of attractive girls in costumes and fuck them in their posh hotel rooms
>>225175021I have no idea, I've only met two actual redheads here, both women, one of them was my teacher and she was very ugly, one of my buddies married a Canadian redhead and she's one of the prettiest girls ive ever seen.
Nobody:Not even the Italians:Rorke: right well
>>225175089Negotiate with EU, have some kind of halfway house, not rejoin, no referendum
>>225175082White men drive EV
>>225175094its a spaino gimmick
>>225175011err no i just accused one person from your list.
Emma Watson did a poo today.
>>225175107But we voted to leave so why is that not vote respected for a generation? Since scotlands 2014 No we’re told we have to respect the decision for a generation.One rule for you another rule for me it seems
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mad how you can just go into a courthouse and watch the proceedings and no one can stop you. mumstein is a true crime fan so she watches a lot of court stuff on youtube, why not just go down to the courthouse and see the real thing?
yeah so big hangover wank on the cards methinks
>>225175132What's not being respected? He's not going to rejoin the EU
Is it normal for me to be nostalgic for the 1990s even though I was born in 2001? It just looks like the comfiest era ever. Technology was advanced enough that it wasn’t like you were living in the Stone Age but things hadn’t become as degenerate and awful as they are now.
>>225175140no way of knowing if its a juicy case or not
>>225175140i only saw reporters sitting in when i did jury service
>>225175162yeah the 90s were dogshit, peak human civilisation was the turn of the millennium to like 2011
The wife
>>225175162Le born in the wrong generation cuntYou would have suffered in the 90s
>>225175171rancid trollops
Just heard a Taylor Swift song. i can't say i understand it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZvjiLbDQq8
Claremont (Blackpool) Council By-Election Result: LAB: 41.8% (-10.5) RFM: 38.2% (New)◼ RES: 7.2% (New)
>>225175178ok
>>225175171what is this from is it the start of a porno? normal women don't behave like this in public do they?
>>225175162post ww2 pre 90s in englishspeaking countries was probably the best time there will ever be for normal working people
>>225175195get the rorke vote split
>>225175198
new gingernonce obsession just dropped
>>225175202son
RIP Princess Diana
George Galloway Nazi mask off moment
>>225175202They're just dancing mate
>>225175220Yeah a hardcore white nationalist I’m sure
>>225175177I have fond memories of that time as well and they weren’t as bad as now but in retrospect things had still gone to shit atp>>225175179Why?>>225175203It looks perfect. Even down to the fashion. How did things get so fucked up after we hit that peak?
I like kicking in the gutter wishing I was lucky
>>225175238You would miss your creature comforts
>normal women don't behave like this in public do they?
>>225175220holy fuck what an evil man
can't even imagine the filth i'll be wanking to in a moment
whole house smells like moudly vegetables
>>225175254Dunelm
im fucking fuming
>>225175220patriot
make the new
New>>225175268
new >>225175278>>225175278>>225175278
wahey
>>225174435
Do you guys believe these Candace Owens lesbian rumors?
>>225175220What's the joke here, that the hijacking was fake like he thinks the holocaust was because the soviets or whoever added a door at a later date to auschwitz?
>>225175009I need a redhead wife so bad.. damn it
>>225175295she fucked destiny
>>225175295Yes
>>225175136>the ego >>egoismnice woke nonsense you got there
