>>225175268she's made for BBC
Thread's already fucked.
>>225175296she seems so pure and cute
>>225175287literally me the second I close my toil laptop at 3pm
Don't criticize my friendsCriticize my ideasDon't criticize my lifestyleI'm fed up 'cause all you wanna do is criticize
>>225175296what compels you to make these sorts of postsis the 5 millisecond endorphin rush you get from potentially annoying someone really worth acting like an indian
Wooden doors can't melt steel beams
rorkes 'top
I liked Donna from that 70s show
>>225175329the purpose is to be annoying. don't post women in /brit/ unprompted and i won't say they're made for BBC
>>225175297Answer this pls
>>225175351Very nice looking. Bit mannish as well which is nice
>>225175268who is this w*man and why is she being posted everywhere?
>>225175362Yeah a bit of tomboy but I like that.
>>225175368the cornell 7 shagged her rotten and leftypol is up in arms
>>225175351thousand BBC stare
galloway: it was just a joke it's not that deep bro touch grass fr
>>225175355can tell you're insufferable in person from this post alone
>>225175368/our gyal/
*teleports back to 1991*right lets get this party started
galloway: it's as shrimple as that
Why do I keep SHITTING
Got woken up by the council cutting the grass and now I can't get back to sleep
>>225175392He sounds extremely based if I'm honest.
>>225175296Lebwop!
>>225175368>>225175383Are we really at that point of the culture war where a gangrape is being politicised down rorke leftpops lines
I miss dressing up for Halloween when I was a kid and going trick or treating. My neighbourhood used to give a pretty good haul, me and my sister could live off the candy until Christmas some years.
>>225175417can tell you're fat as fuck irl from this post
>>225175411it's 10am you lazy scrote
womenhttps://i.4cdn.org/fit/1790891321360186.png
>>225175405https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOX8EARlMzQ
imagine having to wake up 5'5 every day for the rest of your life
>>225175448Could not be more wrong. I'm what you call "Auschwitz-mode".
>>225175475Ok *thinks about it* woaw everything would be better
>>225175455Cry about it
>>225175448you sound like a virgin, have you tried gaining a clue?
I need women in my life
>>225175475wow that's quite early. i don't wake up until at least 7'30
>>225175475I’m 5’6 so pretty easy for me to imagine.
Please stop fighting
>>225175461anyone else notice the boobs
>>225175295No she's clearly into Charlie Kirk
>>225175494i don't
>>225175268Ketasluts look like this???!!?1!
>>225175486you're the one crying m8 you can't get back to sleep at 10am remember
>>225175474Was disappointed when I clicked on the pepe and it didn't move cause I saw it was a gif, shall still be saving it though
Sup Ordie
>>225175520no point to life without women tbqhwy
>>225175508lol this is me as well
>>225175461they all appear as though they fuck niggers
>>225175539Bye
Can we all get along please
The fuckers that made actual good music are dropping like flies. Would glady see 1,000 modern pop princesses get flayed alive and mutilated if it meant bringing this dude back.
>>225175508always been quite relieved that i ended up 6' tall
>>225175537rorkes gf (he doesnt judge her past)
>>225175552Was just thinking this, how there's an argument here in every single thread, if /brit/ was a group of lads at the pub other tables would realize how retarded we are constantly having an argument
on second thought ginger girls are quite lush
>>225175554literally who
>>225175508how do you not go fucking insane
>>225175534sorry no idea why it's a gif>>225175554rip king
short king pride worldwide 2k26
>Would glady see 1,000 modern pop princesses get flayed alive and mutilatedsame but for no reason
>>225175569like that do you you sick fuck
>>225175571I'm not tall, it's alright
>>225175571I’m used it it honestly. Also I’m gay so I’ve never really felt like it harmed my chances with women, it’s just normal to me at this point.
>>225175591He only said he thought ginger girls were lush, not that he likes a quick fuck. Bit of a reach to accuse him of being a sick fuck for that
going to have a shower and then go to the bike shop to buy a new bike
Well said, Nick.
absolutely shitshow unfolding at toillet the storm rage on I saythe cold never bothered me anyway
>>225175599>>225175611>>225175612>>225175613FOJFs
>>225175611How's it being gay these days
>>225175625did someone leave a big poo in the toilet
>>225175611bit gay that x
>>225175631penus status?
>>225175625Details please
>>225175571being 5'6 in spain or even here is not as bad as being 5'6 in australia
>>225175623get off the computer
>>225175642Great if you’re into hookups, not great if you want a long-term monogamous relationship (like me).
shout out to me
>>225175648Flaccid it seems, otherwise it would be poking up against the skirt
wonder what it's like to be one of those genetic abomination blokes who're like 5'3 with a 3 inch micro whole other worlds out there
Dunelm... it sounds like..Done him !!!
>>225175554He went a bit south in his dotage. Prime Venom absolutely mutilates all other 'black metal' (made by faggot edgelord Nordinavians who don't understand that Venom were just having a bit of a laugh)
>>225175663Aww, hope you find your man
Desperately want to suck a tranny's small cock.
>>225175663>gay>want a long-term monogamous relationship
How can men be gay??
>>225175687Oh well I'll let you know when I'm back in the UK x :3
>>225175686Thank you x
need a gf now it's getting a bit ridiculous
lowkey want to be a gangster but im afraid of going to prison
>>225175697Yeah. There aren’t many of us sadly. >>225175703Same way women are into men. Abs, bulges, hairy chests, strong jaws, nice shoulders, deep voices, big hands, they make me feel a certain way…
saw a clip of nick fuentes saying hed rather live in a big diverse cosmopolitan city because basically theres more to do and the food is better. sort of sums the whole thing up really
Why are there so many men that want to be dommed by a trans woman
rorke and rorkina
>>225175749was the vpn really necessary to make this dull frogpost?
>>225175765vast majority of men are bisexual to some extent whether they realise it or not
cat fight in the teams meeting rnan Ian like me staying quiet
>>225175782What's that got to do with it
Activate WindowsGo to Settings to Activate Windows.
>>225175751>Abs, bulges, hairy chests, strong jaws, nice shoulders, deep voices, big hands, they make me feel a certain way…nothing of that describes me except hairy chest :D
Men want to be her first. Women want to be his last.
>>225175782true, i think if f1nnster presented his hairless clean cheeks and hole to me and begged me to shag it i would have a go despite not being gaygetting your arse shagged or eaten is unfathomably grim though
>>225175795DETAILS
>>225175812slow down mate you might hurt yourself
>>225175826just boring office shit
spaino on a friday morning gay larp
>>225175824i'd absolutely let a woman go to town on my ringpiece, gay if you wouldn't
>>225175831Bizarre reply
>>225175819It’s just my type, I like big rugby build guys. But I’m sure you’re hot too. If you have a nice personality that’s sexy in itself
see this is what happens when diego doesnt show up on a friday its all about eating a mans arse and getting your arse fucked by a man
>>225175833Yeah? Well what is it?
Bring skinny back
in a parallel universe to a britcel
day 3 without booze, genuinely mental how people go through life sober
>>225175883What was it then
>>225175859I'm alright, I ain't complaining.
>>225175902you're not qualified to make that assessment 3 days into withdrawals. You're still deep in the hole.
>>225175908they edited in a welsh flag in his hand for no reason
>>225175950
>>225175950>>225175960scr
>>225175950Well that's genuinely insane
>>225175960
>>225175950anyone watching this goyslop should be euthanised
[to the tune of rock me amadeus by falco]nigger anus nigger anusnigger anusnigger anus nigger anusnigger anusnigger anus nigger anusoh, oh oh nigger anus
>>225175960Young Claudia Winkleman sex arse, but also older Claudia Winkleman sex arse 10 years ago
Editing in a pride flag to rorke's hand
>>225175945i wish i was deep in a hole smdh
everytime i go into kfc there's always a group of chinks there, sometimes more than one. why do the slanty eyed like the colonel so much ladderydads?
>>225175981Odd logic here surely it's just incredibly patronising to Michael Sheen
>>225175950>>225175981wtf
>>225175945i was deep in your mums hole
>>225176003they like that they can order on the machines, no human interaction, many don't speak englishtrue of the chinese university students here at least. God I would love to fuck one of the cute, rich chinese birds who come here to study.
just severe autism isnt it
>>225176003ned flanders ass nigga
these two are on fucking EVERYTHINGyou cannot turn on your tv without seeing one of them
>>225175893yeah
I also like that chick Stevie Martin
>>225176054dont like either of them
>>225176054your fault for turning on your tv
>>225176067uuuuuooooooooohhhhhhh tummy and small (adult) breast erotic!!
>>225176054they're safe and woke approved. fully committed to the globohomo agenda
what goes on in a mf's life for them to make a post like that?
ashamed of my 7 inch micropenis
black men
>>225176101aussie "nigga" loves house and loves warping images
might settle this area
>>225176115
Nasty smelly braps come from Emma Watson's pooey bumhole.
>>225176133you'll do piss all
>>225175950Every one of these people looks like a randomly generated Oblivion character.
>>225176144you need help nigga
eating my chicken and rice like a good little boy
>>225176162good boy
>>225176144why do you do this
there's lots of chinky eyed chinese fellas round my neck of the woods
>>225176176are you a man or woman i need to know if this reply should get me rock hard or not
foreman the patient needs black pussy ring one of your sistas
>>225176147god she's so fucking sexy it's unreal
>>225176196just get hard x
The Asian Fanny. Divine.
this picture goes hardhasidic gangstas
>>225176144Do one of Wilson
It's not a viral infection....Common Niggeritis, must have contracted it during his "work trip" to Kenya.Put him on 5MG Dopastat and cancel the MRIs*waddles away*
>>225176147
doing exercises in my bedroom to build up my muscules
Go vegan. Before it's too late.
grim
>>225176238s
>>225176257am veggie
>>225176257Already have.
>>225175431>gangrapepretty sure the contention is over whether it was a rape at all actually
We here at /brit/ lend our full support to the Cornell Seven.
so who was in the wrong here?
lads when you're shagging a lass are you supposed to put the balls in?
Today's scentWhat are you wearing, brit?Do you prefer a signature scent or do you vary daily / seasonally?
Timothy James Byrne. I love your excellent glasses and your jiggly belly
rorke unconscious in the hospital on a ventilator while house agonises at home poring over old medical texts trying to find an answerhe grows frustrated and swipes a whole load of books to the floor with his cane and sees one of his old ebony porn magazines. camera hard cuts to him bursting into rorkes hospital room and announcing JUNGLE FEVER, foreman raises an eyebrow
reminds me of when heathermong had mr smelly as a special interest
>>225176303i dont use hormone disruptors
Guess which one the driver stopped to negotiate with
new Andy Stott album on the 30th lads
>>225176319That's a testosterone level test.
>>225176318The hormone disruption is offset by the hormone boosting effects of actually getting pussy
>>225176320new actress came out last month
>>225176335a desperate cope
>>225176333don't get why people always refer to having high T when wanting big ladies when it's really just a matter of willy size
A standing desk will fix all of my problems
>>225176356you really think fat women have bigger vaginas?
>>225176319depends if the driver is rorke or not
>>225176371no mate you need a few extra inches to get past the 50 kgs of blubber
why cant fatty lovers just say they prefer fat girls, why do they need to invent sad copes like they're high T ultra alpha shaggers
glod
>>225176303for me it's green irish tweed today
>>225176394you've never had sex
Rest in Peace to a real one. If you know you know, only real ones know.Hint: he wasn't Alan Shearer.
got the deep house on x
gaydolf nigler
>>225176431A lovely scent
>>225175268I keep seeing her posted. What happened?
>>225176452straightdolf whiteler
>>225176452now that's fucking funny
>>225176502Can you stop posting shite? You're embarassing the flag. And you're not even irish.
>>225176493
>>225176493She decided she was raped two years after having a consensual gangbang.
>>225176347dunno him is he good
>Someone keeps covering up the 'L' on the Pool Square street sign near Sheffield Town Hall — leaving it reading simply "Poo Square".>It's apparently become quite the ongoing battle, with highways teams called out eight times since 2012 specifically because of the disappearing 'L', plus another two visits for other damage to the sign.>Sheffield City Council admits the altered sign may have "raised a smile or two", but says street signs still need to remain clear and legible.
yesterday I had a day off exercising and ate a bag of haribo tangfasticsback on that exercise grind today though
>>225176493it's gingernonce's new obsession because they were both raped
>>225176432you are telling on yourself real bad right now mate lmfao that or you've only ever fucked skeletons
>>225176532It's white genocide
11am only
>>225176532hilarious!!!
bwana
So is the cornell 7 girl just a turboslut who regrets it and cried rape or was she actually raped
>>225176553i only fuck bbws
>>225176589you've never had sex
>>225176589Based
>>225176608oh you fizzin'
>>225176587yh
>>225176524surprised you don't know him when you mentioned andy, this and r.i.p. are really good
>>225176587the former, as always
>>225176617the raped
>>225176617Gooks hate chinks.
>>225176623let myself downcheers for the rec
i'm racist against niggers
>>225176347>>225176623seen him live when i were a young lad2014 i reckon it was
Who would win in a raping competition? Enid Blyton's The Famous Five or The Cornell Seven?
mumberg's at the cirque du soleilberg with sisterberg
>>225176698theyre being fingered in the middle of the stage by bungee jumpers from 50ft high as we speak
I would eat Emma Watson’s shit.
>>225176710rorke is typing...
>>225176710leftypol be like: we don't know what the firefighter did before this photo was taken
>>225176731hey mate you’ve done this for years now, can you stop? don’t want to hear how much you’d want to eat someone else’s poo
>>225176717SHITTING
really makes you think
Eating nig poo
>>225176731bradded at the editing
>>225176717good on em tbf mumberg ent had any action in like 10 years and i'm sure sisterberg ent either because she's a grotty slag
>>225176781Indians are being replaced
>>225176587the formershe consented to a drug crazed sex orgy and then later claimed that gaps in her memory meant she must have been rapedtwo years later she now claims that none of it was consensual and that she had just been drugged and raped because she was unable to even give consent
>>225176798grim child talking this way about your family
>>225176781don't make me tap the sign
you're all my mates
>>225176710Kill them. Kill them all.
>>225176810eh? i've not done nowt
>>225176815
>Searching for posts that contain ‘"emma watson" fart|shit|poo|smell|sniff|stink|ass|bum|underwear|thong’. Returning only first 5000 of 8375 results found.
we built this clitty on cock and balls
where's deegsy
somebody has to say it but blowjobs and anal sex are genuinely two of the most disgusting sexual activities mankind has ever normalized
>>225176835um
yanks have sororities where they bond by all having sex with the same birds (consensually)meanwhile in the UK lads are going through university lonely and alone, coming out the other side still virgins
>>225176835go to your room
fart smarter not harder
we love alysa on here yes we do
fart smellier not louder
>>225176842faggot
>>225176835poo screaming in a nigger's face
>>225176698why
>>225176849you never eiffel towered a bird? it's a good bonding experience with the lads
>>225176877foids enjoy live performances i spose
how come in scotland and wales a lot of the cars I see have the Scottish or Welsh badge on their number plates but I rarely see the English badge in England?
>>225176898Because like the Irish they have chips on their shoulders
what kind of name is that?
>>225176898why would anybody be proud of living in england?
do you lads think jontron shags? he's a bit of a fat nigger with a stupid beatnik goatee
>>225176917Elf chick from LOTR
we will never forget sir jason arday
>>225176898It’s illegal to be English nationalist but Scottish and Welsh nationalism is based and wholesome
>>225176932pretty sure he's married with perhaps four children
>>225176917>aragorn is 87 years old>arwen is 2700 years oldarwen is a paedo
>>225176932he's married with a child you spastic
i'm a millennial but i do the zoomer stare because i'm autistic
>>225176954>>225176959doesn't mean he shags
>>225176917> The name Arwen is a feminine name of Welsh and literary origin meaning "noble maiden," "muse," or "inspiration"
plaid cymru
>>225176984she's not welsh is she
>>225176981factual and true
>>225176959Do you think his wife ever cheats with _ _ _ on the side?
>>225177007peanutbuttergamer is also married you freak
>>225176959
>>225177007with a cake? well if she’s on a diet then maybe she indulges in a cheat snack/day or something yeah
>>225176998Saunders lewis is spinning in his grave
>>225177000she was born in wales so she's welsh
gangrenous cancer of the penile region
all elves are welsh
>>225177033so joanna lumley is indian?
>>225177033Well that’s what Nigel Farage says so must be true
i hate elves
remember zoom calls during covid where half the company were boomers who didn't know how to use technologyshit was funny
the manivilisation
>>225177047a dog born in a stable is a horsne, rorke
>>225176984>"noble maiden," "muse," or "inspiration"liv tylerjackson is a genius
>>225177040
new >>225175278>>225175278>>225175278
>>225177060https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGOofzZOyl8kino
downloading a skyrim mod that lets you shag the hagravens
>>225177060Had to do a Zoom call exactly once in my life for work shit with all different departments around the country, not only was there a tranny with cat ears in our group, when we merged rooms with another group there was an obese extremely autistic tranny in there as well.
>>225177103for me, it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG_5ZmpR3zo
>>225177119Was she fit?
>>225177173They both looked like dudes wearing makeup, the fat one looked the gay bald lad from little britain
