poo square edition
>>225181101i live there. that specific bush actually
IT'S POO!
shagging the electrical outlet
poo square
You can tell it’s actually meant to be pool square and someone vandalised the signage.
Going to America to shag American womens
do not mock my humble poo square abode
>>225181138Mad how EW would bury her face in that if given half a chance
Be silent.Be strong.
>>225181138*weird snaky lispy voice*alright team im gonna wank my willy to this
this was near my house, kept me all nightnottingham has in recent years become a cronem uni and it's just gone downhill more and more
i won
the only kids that got groomed online were the ones with no friends to play games with
Suffering from being on holiday recently and eating lots of delicious food and now being home and trying to eat normal portions at normal times and I'm a little bit hungry and craving gelato. This is terrible.
>>225181168trvke
incredible how the youth riots in france are being reported as a response to a lack of investment in education and teachers and not just young wogs burning down shit for fun
>>225181159rike gary coopah?
Got paid 1018 dollars today
last call for zingers now, any more zingers now is the time to dribble out into the thread
>>225181163Must be trent students no?
>>225181160chuckled, good post, glad we have you here on the /brit/ team
I'm on like 2 weeks of nofap
>>225181183could be both you know
>>225181163sometimes i get down in the dumps about us being flooded with indians and chingas but you guys are on a whole nother fucking level of civilisational ruin
>>225181164what did you win?
zinger is his stim word
>>225181163no it wasnt
>>225181189lend me a tenner m8
>>225181201they're worse yeah but nottingham is also half bame
>>225181183Zat izze raciste
bumhole’s bleeding again
sup odie
Nahhhhh a teams message at 15:00 on a Friday is braaaaaazy
>>225181234we love our bame students, don't we folx
>>225181234My dad went there in the 70s, said he had a good time. Bet it'd be utterly unrecognisable and incredibly depressing to visit it now.
>>225181245THE RAPED
>>225181234>Not Known
>>225181249get it responded to, jayden
>>225181213Australia is almost 20% Asian and if you exclude boomers it's over 30%. That's more than we have Indians, Pakistanis and Sri Lankans combined lol
What did you do in the falklands? Cry did you?Quite the opposite actuallyWhat, you sucked water in through your eyes?
>>225181249Not for me, toilstein has left early and left me to my own devices (shitposting with a weight on the space bar)
no more pensions
>>225181249brit niggas be like its fifteen hundred oclock
>>225181163Remember watching a Notts knockout audit vid and felt like almost all the youths were speaking MLE
>>225181272literally just mentioned all this you autistic cunt
>>225181287the face of intelligent financial decisions
>>225181272>>225181213Jews are racist against whites, treat Australia like a colony (of the Jewish motherships Israel and Washington DC) and are committing genocide against white Australians by rapidly replacing them with Asians and Africans.
>>225181287thought toilberg gave away free money for pensions?
>>225181287NHS has a CARE pension he is a retard if he opts out of that
>>225181309you said the uk was worse lol
>>225181309You seem to have a very low IQ. You said at the end of your post that we're much worse. That implies that we have more immigrants and biomass. But we don't.
>>225181215the game
>>225181319well he has so no more pensions no more money for blackrock and vanguard
Actual Arab demmie
got drunk and sent a risky policy proposal to Reform UK about shooting migrants with machine guns and now I'm expecting to get arrested
pensionmonmg on a mega melty
go on son
>>225181361more rizz than most of /brit/ combined
why is there always some yank freak dropping /pol/ essays in here, completely fucks the thread vibe up
>>225181361egan is a weird name
might start smoking meth to lose weight. clav does it and it works for him
>>225181324which it isindians and chinks keep our service stations and restaurants afloatyour vantablack africans and towelheads are a whole different story
>look up nottingham news>it's another knoife standoff>road fucking closures for the rest of the day>20 minutes sitting in traffic when i finish work
>>225181361Lil Deano
>>225181385its bowegan
>>225181324australia is 54% white, even less than yanklandlot of them on here seem delusional about this fact
>>225181378got my speedboat on finance, dont worry my pension will pay it off with interest thanks to my toilberg matching my contributions
Arabs are white
oreos always make my poos blacker than a nigger’s arsehole
>>225181391chinks keep your whole economy afloat
really sick of news outlets always reporting on gen z this and gen z that, as if zoomers are some kind of monolithic anomaly that is somehow radically different to people who were born just a few years earlier
>>225181391sounds like diversity is your strength lad
Interesting the plane goes into a nosedive and starts rapidly descending but buddy didn’t lose a drop of a water ok
Just picked up two big boy bottles of Staropramen and a couple of g&ts for mother tomorrowThe weekend starts here
>>225181435ok
>>225181361gwarn my lad
Filter list:United StatesJapanAustralia
>>225181443grow up
>>225181346*consults the aul Collins Irish-English Dictionary*Ahem: "Corrr".
>>225181385It’s Megan the emoji is supposed to be a M
>>225181443Asked for it after didn't he?
>>225181452hi
>>225181450why do they have comb overs?
>>225181450solemnly swear we are up 2 no good
sucking a poo back up my arse but it's all wet from the bog water
>>22518139190% of brit gets its food delivered by pakis daily. They would die of starvation without them
>>225181443ZOG can't do successful false flags anymore The brains behind 9/11 are long gone so you get sloppy shit like this baka...
>>225181433>>225181436concessions accepted x(goes back to ordering $45 worth of chinese on uber eats)
I've got UK flags filtered so I don't see any of my own posts. It's an odd way to post admittedly but it works for me. Don't reply I won't see it.
i post with my monitor turned off
>>225181491name one australian city (not a little shitter town) with a white population above 70%
>>225181467Oh right yeah so currently dealing with a pilot who’s gone rogue fucking stabbed the other one and now the passengers are kickin in the cockpit door and wrestling him but “excuse me flight attendant can I get some more water please? Thanks”
>>225181418second one hip dips and boobies sex
>>225181361she's already trying to groom him
>>225181472everyone loves it mate. Especially the birds.
an incel would still not have any luck in magaluf or ibiza right?it's only deanos that actually get fanny there right?
>European (54.65%)fucking screaming these aussie freaks are just as mutted as yanksmajor aura loss
>>225181492hii
>>225181517she was taking piss out of him
>>225181518forgot all about this fellawonder if he capitalised on his 15 minutes of internet microfame
i like how the aussie stopped replying when he got bodied
>>225181518birds love to nest in it
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZN8hxeQQY/
>>225181409>non-Latino whites make up 57.8% of the US populationdamn its neck and neck
>>225181101I was dad thinks it was funny when I was a little kid that his best friends daughter held me at BB gun and forced me to have a tea party and eat
>>225181531i went to magaluf once and got off with some lass and then my mates were laughing cos she looked a bit young but i already verified her age as 19
>>225181418CORRRRRRRRRRR BADDIEDEM
>>225181550Imagine she posted a Bradder's she could only have got from here
>>225181418Corr
>>225181511That could be 15-20 minutes after everythings been dealt with. The injured guy was pretty messed up and would need constant monitoringI'd need a small plastic cup of gin after going through that
>>225181531Nobody really gets fanny on nights out, its a myth. From your clubbing stage of life 18-25 if you look back on it you were all just sweaty teenager retards and the women never danced with the men they just pottered about the bar area with their girlfriends. Yeah make the unfunny joke about how i am le projecting, but its true. You never shagged on a night out
>my mates were laughing cos she looked a bit youngsimply does not happen
right well thats... erm...
>>225181550did the tiktok hurt your feelings
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_I_of_Francelike having Arsene in charge of Arsenal
>>225181553It should be noted jews, Arabs, Afghans, and various other Middle Eastern European ethnicities are included in that 57.8 statistic Its much closer to 50% tbqh
right
>>225181537And yet both of them still come here and try and give it
>>225181583The only times I've ever had sex was at uni during nights out. This is the same experience most students at uni have.
>>225181585Luckily I couldn't see it because I filter UK flags
>>225181537shall never let them forget itengland is 81% white and we literally never hear the end of muh islamabad jokes
>>225181443Got a plastic film over the top innit
the ol' meat grinder
>>225181542do they think the roids aren't obvious?
>>225181518Mad how these guys get sex and i don't.>>225181542he does celeb boxing/mma fights now
>>225181446nigga shut yo ass
>>225181587No I liked it
Australia also has a much smaller total population and a much smaller landmass than america so its much more pronounced
>>225181450Pair them with some orange slag and thats how the underclass perpetuate
>>225181609He's just fat
>>225181163TND
Riker bunda
>>225181609he's 100% natural mate, just pure hard work
Wank Blacks
>>225181631where did that come from!!
any runty virgins in?
>>225181631troi is a whore
>>225181617its a bot, mate. We figured it out
>>225181635lmao
>>225181640i'm a born again virgin if that counts
ladswhat are the reviews of hyperoptic?I work in finance and if the wifi cut out for a few hours without any prior warning I would genuinely be ultra fuckedbut at the same times it seems like an offer too good to refuse
>>225181518How are people like this real
>>225181542he said on his brief tiktok reality show that he'd made a million that summer and got another million record deal
clouds are pretty mad if you think about it
The United States possesses an arsenal of over 400 megatons of atomic weapons, enough to kill the planet in a nuclear winter many times over, AND the U.S. is the only country in history to drop nuclear bombs on major cities. The unbridled chutzpah of this country, lecturing Iran!
cronem peeping time pupils dilating x
>>225181635nigga only trains chest and traps
>>225181673sup weirdy
>>225181582This is what happened on a Singapore airlines flight when it plunged just 178ftThis flydubai flight apparently dropped 14,000 feet in under 30 seconds, look at the aftermath in the plane it’s almost… like nothing happened
>>225181550lefties pretending they're proud to be British while ignoring their complaints about>The Empire>The Slave Trade>The Parasite Royal Family>The Right Wing BBC>The Institutionally racist police force>The paedo church>The rise in Islamaphobia>The terrible food>The poor weather>The racist football fans
poor little man
>>225181659don't know sorry why would it be different from your current risk of losing internet
>>225181640ive 'never had sex' but im not really a 'virgin' if you see what i mean. people who have sex regularly accept me as 'one of them' due to my avirginous demeanour. hope that clears things up
I'm rorke
>>225181692he's ruining is life
>>225181670need you dead malaponteyou're a fucking faggot spic
sup ornie
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZN8hxjFqB/
>>225181692none of them in this thread btwdo you think about the posts often?
>>225181619Whos that
of course this makes the front page of redditthe simple psychological explanation is that they hate tourists as much as anyone else but can't outright say it and certainly won't admit "they" are the worst ones because racism so they have to go with white ones but of course can't say australians or canadians so they default to americans
>>225181680Twas a kosher nothingburger and a publicity stunt as Netanyahu heads into an election on the 27thNext topic?
>>225181665doing what and a record deal for what exactly
>>225181680Masks out->decompressionI know you are on a bit but come on mate
>>225181619oh goodme too lol
>>225181635>>225181674he doesn't train anything. that's the body you get when you take steroids but don't lift. look at his fucking traps
I visited my British ancestors grave in Maine born in liverpool and died at 42 sadly I would disppoint him sorry boss but I smoke weed and like to fuck foreign women
quorn sausages arranged to spell out a paedophilic interracial sex fetish term
>>225181718OCD has ruined your life
>>225181723sponsorships/appearancesmusic
>>225181740He obviously trains a bit but still eats like shit and parties
>>225181754you need significant, life-saving help
>>225181756culture is well and truly dead
>>225181763This stim word has devastated your life.
>>225181720Would you say you get fulfilment out of finding obscure and odd things to get annoyed by?
>>225181635Only 22
>>225181764me when i fucked up my homemade kefir
>be american>enter the british general>post americocentric /pol/ bullshit that no one cares about or will read>get shothow is it possible to lack self awareness this badly
>>225181760you'd be surprised how much muscle you can build doing nothing just with some test, hgh and dbol. it's evident from size difference between traps, chest and arms.t. natty or juice expert
Might move to Baghdad
>>225181778antiwhite racism is not obscure
>>225181778Why would someone get fulfilment from being annoyed?
Sup Skodie
>>225181786looks like he's sucking his gut in too
>>225181760It's a 'bench press once a week while on gear' physique.
katy waxing it
>>225181794Wish she would choke me
what do you know about this?
>>225181723We used to be a nation of novelty one hit wonders, and we loved it
>>225181817and the skinny flip flop wearing jaundice eyed small boat cronem, what of them?
According to Martinez’s declaration, Maceo claimed he had been playing a virtual reality game in his bedroom at around 8:30 p.m. when Berry came into the room and began pushing him.Maceo allegedly told his mom, “Stop. Let me finish the game first,” according to Martinez.“She grabbed Maceo by the neck and started choking him while shouting, ‘Who is dominant now?! Who is dominant?'” Martinez alleged in the filing.He claimed Maceo “had to fight back” and managed to escape Berry’s grip before he began screaming, at which point Berry’s boyfriend entered the room.
my favourite gimmick is telling another lad about how OCD has ruined his life and he needs help
do zoomer girls like it up the shitpipe?
>>225181827He looks a bit like zig (or maybe zag)
>>225181814Doesn't really matter though. He obviously looks ridiculous and unaesthetic but still gets mad pussy because of his tik tok fame so fair play
never used to think Florence Pugh was hot but now i wank to her constantly
Favorite location in red dead redemption?For me its tall trees
>>225181719Mel C>>225181735Based x
>>225181798You've created this narrative in your head>>225181800If he didn't why does he seek it out so much?
>>225181835getting their waves done of course
>>225181882just how the game is played these days yknow. If they have clout then bints be sliding up in those DMs. Doesn't matter how you got it or how much of a clown the person is.
>Machchharhow to pronounce this
>>225181932Macca
dont you lot ever run out of shit to say
basically just had to let mum know look I know it’s not good ok my situation and that but trust me I got some things in the works ok I do not intend to live in my mums house forever ok so just please get off my back and I’ll be gone soon ok?
match-char
>>225181889she's a saucy little tart
This is my grandparents backyard they want to visit their joke old England because they live in New England. They think England looks like this
>>225181941>he doesnt know
wonder if ana de armas takes it in the farter
>>225181908So if you see something and youre annoyed by or it have some take on it you shouldn't discuss it or comment on it?
stop saying ok
>>225181955It does in some places
>>225181875>>225181958ask chat gpt not us
shit poo
family guy funniest moments
>>225181955looks like a nice spot to accuse a woman of witchcraft and hang her from a tree
laughing at this video of japanese trying to pronounce Massachusetts
>Florence Pughzero sex appeal from meshe's too sturdy without any curves. neither a delicate woman nor a plump sow.she's whatever the opposite of 'fuckable' is
>>225181959I think if you've purposely built out a situation where someone is complaining about American tourists (who are indeed insufferable) to somehow being an insult against the white race as a whole you should give your head a wobble
absolute madman
>>225181985i did, geep doesn't know
>>225181955This where a couple colonists lynched a witch
>>225181999poof
lynched that witch
gfblatt has a pretty face and a nice fannois but she's flat on both sides
>>225182005not him but british reddit is constantly complaining about americansif there's a thread about linguistic pet peeves it's always americanisms or american pronunciationsthey think the worst areas of london are those where rich americans bought the propertiesthey will never show this level of hate towards anyone else
me when my plane is plummeting 14,000 ft in under 30 seconds
>>225182034find her fit myself but those are ai generated images
>>225180550>wifey material
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multicultural_London_English#This_isDidn't know this. Never heard anyone say this
>>225182053I'd start wanking
>>225182048get her in the gym
how do you pronounce fannois
using chatgpt to lengthen my knob before i send pictures of it to women unsolicited
>>225181981>>225181991They killed a witch there by tying stones to her feet and dropping her in but they also call the area acadia
cool it with the semitism
>>225182048get her in the gym. Bubbly arse with nothing up top is the dream
rorke brosnot like this
>>225182076fan waa
>>225181995Same lul>Old man in Beverly hills cop black faceI can't!!!!
piff
>>225182034women are porn
>>225182076Like chamois
>>225182076like this >>225182092
Trannies really do just make everything shit
vaguely remember some mongs used to end sentences with "i did" or "i do" like>Just came back from the pub i didSeems to have completely disappeared now
poo nigger scream
>>225182080Kek good post
>>225182064don't understand the description
1000 years from now hitler will be venerated in the same way muslims venerate Muhammad today
you now remember the great heatwaves of '26
>>225182134that's a yorkshire thing
blem
>>225182079Shouldn't have been a witch then should she
boingggg
>>225182139this is you "don't understand the description"does that help
>>225182149I was just on the ends dropping gems with my friends, I got a 3310 and a pack of blems
>>225182134i'd never do anything like that, me
>>225182168oh yeah i get it now i've heard that before
>>225182159ROAR
>>225182149i still don't know what begging it means
why do people keep mentioning the shop dunelm to me on here i dont need furniture
my bradley folder needs expandingpost your best bradley
>>225182149gon slime a blem at the yard with bossman and mandem
>>225182064>>225182139>>225182168Feel like I'm having a stroke reading these. Honestly no idea what that wiki snippet is going on about.
all your posts are being logged and recorded
>"Roadman" (a youth member that spends a lot of time on the streets and may sell and use drugs, or cause trouble)ah yes the youth member, causing trouble
>>225182217mate... do a read https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multicultural_London_English
going youth member shop for some plantain anyone want owt?
patterning
>>225182225Add it to the list
>>225182239some ogbono
>>225181518he's actually balding though
>>225182239a bag of khat and some paan
>>225182239pack of blem and a skeng please bossman
>>225182235The part cropped in >>225182064 is the full extent of that section though. I had NO IDEA what that is meant to mean, or sound like, or is referencing. Genuinely no idea.
>>225182088r/unitedkingdom redditors who wanted starmer to stay were useful idiots pumped up by reform bots. It was baffling seeing his support on that sub
done my second creep and leer walk of the daymon-fri 8.45-9.1515.15-15.45visit all the bus stops and sweet shops do a little bit of photography
>>225182249right then that's what begging it means
>>225182202actually found a few new 'dleys recently expect to see them posted this evening where appropriate
>>225182159S
>>225182265It's the same as saying >my mum's boyfriend was like "put that in your pocket now"it's introducing a quotation. it literally says that
to poo scream (verb)
>>225182265it means 'my mum's boyfriend said this'imagine it said aloud, with a voice mimicking the boyfriend for the quotations
whos still watching in 2026?
>>225182202
>>225182278At least do 13:15-14:15 for the sixth formers(Yeah thats the old college) with the afternoon off you blatant noncer
>>225182328enjoyed that one
>>225182279think it means trying too hard to the point of being a bit embarrassing
>>225182351based
Realised the reason my shirt was creasing while I iron it is because I was turning it while it's still damp from the steamNow I go over with the steam and dry afterwards let it sit for 10 seconds and then turn itMuch better
>>225182333hehe
>>225182310>>225182296I need someone to do a vocaroo I legitimately do not understand. I don't live in London so I'm not exposed to these bantu mutterings.
>>225182076Fanwah
>>225182368blgo no
this place is genuinely a fucking nonce nest these days
>>225182351just a bit of post-partum psychosis, she did nothing wrong
>>225182379You do well to learn how to iron properly you horrid little incel
>>225182375you having me on
>>225182351>Editor rubbing their clawed hands>yes the swimsuit picture of the mother is entirely appropriate for a murder suicide involving a young childNeed shooting
>>225182351temporary insanity it's wrong of them to call this murder
>>225182351zach fox
>>225182397hs?
>>225182351
>>225182382it's a gimmick. we're not actually watching back-to-school try-on hauls here weirdo
can you believe people are trying to get porn with school uniforms bannedcant have anything these days can youbunch of killjoys
>>225182415colourised
>>225182416that's bollocks because some cunts linked them before
>>225182410Wouldn't go out looking as creased as ya nans rat
>>225182076Like trannois but with an F instead of a TR
>>225182368Ironing shirts is an outdated activity
new>>225182458>>225182458>>225182458
>>225182443
atb for me :/
>>225182445where
>>225182442>Tryingthey already did lad
>>225182416like the ones where they do anime voices while trying on those school blazers x
>>225182415Almost like its purely engagement bait.See grim family "im not surprised"See happy family "oh how did that happen i must learn more"
