Girls night out edition
Palestinians are white
slags do nothin to my willy anymore. Literally stone cold.
actually quite a good looking young man me, shame about the mental issues
>>225192374>Fuck, kill, kill,fuck, fuckIf they were orange they'd be instant wife material.
>>225192417They have pills for that. Unless you've become a faggot of course but good news, just take deworming pills.
>>225192668i can make it hard mechanically, me heart just aint in it.
love when gyaldemfreak dips his toes into politicsstay in your lane of internet whores and twitch streamers mate it's what you know best
>>225192374Middle one is already bogged.
>>225192417do they do anything to your winky now? an hour later?
big sweaty muscular women
>>225194034post feet
nth for the holodem
I would still get hard for an attractive woman but they don't want me anymore
>>225192412get her beaten raped and gassed
>>225194034hey aren't you that battyman?
Daisy wants out !
>>225194240free Daisy!!!!
>>225194240his daisy
what should i buy on yhe steam sale
>>225192374they all look 40 years old
tis a fine city
not sure what Dr House has been up to recently as i have not watched the show in a day or two. probably up to no good though!
>>225194259meant to say hi x
>>225194261you should save your money and play all those other games you bought and never played
ITS COLD OUTSIDE
>>225194307irish weather
finished up a series will give it break before i watch the rest of it
>>225192374"Past a certain age, a woman with a thigh gap can be a bad thing."
>>225194307it cold inside as well
>>225194307Mahmoo detected
me? me? thanks for asking.bit drunk, had the small voddy in entirety but i hope the chippy tea soaked some of that upreally must try for a glass of water before sleeptoil
>>225194324haway moaty lad. it's me, gazza. i brought chicken and cans
extraordinary that newspapers still existwho the FUCK are reading them how does paper exist at all?only value I can think of is to stop paint getting everywhere when you're painting
>>225194306i won't ok
Listening to some dark ah music cuh
what do Brits think of the Boston Celtics
>>225194360>who the FUCK are reading themold people duh
replayed deus ex human evolution and mankind dividedshocking how bad the ai was back then
Got up at 7 am saw it was cloudy and felt happy. Went in to work and came out for lunch at 11 am saw the clouds were gone and the sun had come out - immediately depressed.
>>225194261needy streamer overload
>>225192374people who don't know how to crop should be shot desu
Helperlad has passed away...
>>225194369i dont like their floor
>>225194383almost bought de:hr again in the sale but considering IVE ALREADY BOUGHT IT ONCE BEFORE i'll pirate their directors cut so i can actually play it again
>>225194385love the gloom and doommatches my cold dark heartmisery is my company
Always struggle to finish mass effect 3 when im doing my trilogy replayBesides the tuchunka and rannoch missions the game is just shit tbqh
>>225194272I clicked on this twice and I am a bit worried that it is an illegal picture shrunk so that it won't be recognisable by jannies and filters.
>>225194428
>>225194383might have to join you in that endeavour
>>225194409the ADHD girlie will pay for her crime
deu sex
>>225194383It's called special effects you gimp. Or CGI. Real AI doesn't exist yet.
>>225194410why mate
just had the displeasure of opening a youtube video narrated by a scouserthat's really unpleasant
>>225194433
>>225194332huh? why
god why are video games so big now they used to be like 10gb
>>225194281far right doesn't
>>225194403I think you should be shot
>>2251923745, 1, 4, 2, 3
>>225194485that's a bloke
>>225194487
>>225194433Ahhh, it's a bradolino
>>225194456think it's hard to see what's going on when they play on it
>>225194485She does look like she could be 40 desu
>>225194497I wish
just had the pleasure of opening a youtube video narrated by a yorkshire womanthat's really pleasant
>>225194533what's he doing in there
get the fat slags plappedget the children whelped
>>225194412i got them both for 3quid while backbargaingames dont have this feel or atmosphere any more
Trying to impress anonymous posters with your witty brand of humour are ya? Right…
>>225194383Should play the original. Still holds up
>>225194561yes mateyou've described every day on /brit/
CUM WANK GAY PORN SEX UGH UHUHU SEX
>>225194565i got as far as gunther locking something down then bailed
>>225194485>>225194539is this another bird from your dating app escapades lad
>>225194588ok
>>225194533Soon…
just got home from toil, it bed time
>The ISS's distance above Earth is the same as the distance between London and Newcastlefuck methey aren't even in spacethey're just a bunch of fake posers CUNTS
>>225194565>Still holds uponly if you played it 20 years ago
Watching Prince Naseems knock outs. Quite the cheeky chappy he was
>>225194621wisdom
>>225194626Played it like 2years ago and was good still
i bummed your dad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to4bnMhEy4I
>>225194633Just looks like a fat paki now
>>225194658doubt it he would bum you and your dad
>>225194674he is
>>225194413ily bong
>>225194674amir told no lies
Ruby feet
i'm falling off
>>225194696“Look at football, for example. There are no Asian footballers but guess what they all say? ‘We won’t get picked because we’re Asian.’ I think that’s a fucking load of bullshit, really. It’s a load of bollocks. Asians, when we can’t to a certain extent, give up. We don’t have it in us.“Look, us Asians are not really meant to be fighters. We’re not supposed to be good sportsmen and women. Our diet is appalling. It’s curries. It’s not the right diet to be a champion. If you put us against a lot of English fighters their diet is a lot better. They’re stronger than us.“But obviously I changed my way of living. Luckily, I started very young. But not many Asians become sportsmen and women because we don’t have the diet. We don’t have the dedication. But if we see someone doing it, like if they’ve seen me do it, maybe that can inspire and motivate them. If Amir Khan has done it, being Asian and living on chapatis all his life and eating curries, we can do it. But you still have to take it easy on those things.”
Ricky would have destroyed Hamed
>>225194697going to bash one out to this then go to bed
>>225194697hows her leg even bent like that
>>225194565played the revision bout a year or so backthen watched some 4 hour youtube video explaining all the schizo conspiracy theories the game was based onmy recommended videos were fucked for like a month i kept getting alex jones type shite every day dude
>>225194720Yeah because theyre completely different weight classes
>>225194720least he doesn't have to see shamchester
>>225194737girls are bendy
Well, since that makes you my new boss, take a long look at Manderley's dead body. Consider that my resignation; I don't have time to write a letter."
>>225194737alri arthritislad
>>225194633southpaw and gifted reflex fighters stylin on punks are fun to watch until they face off against someone who can jab
>>225194747He's literally 5' 4" holy fuck mate lol why were we watching midgets box back then anyways
americans pronounce squirrel as squirl
>>225194758*rapes gunter up his cybernetic arse with a can of lemon lime*
>>225194778chewsday
do you have a single fact to back that up?
what do you lads reckon, then?
goodnight if you even care
>>225194779is this a friends joke?
Sir Queer Starmer
>>225194769Yeah you know all about boxing boxinglad, don't you? I bet it's the only thing thing you remember from your gym from all the concussions you gathered being used as a human punching bag practice.
>>225194798reckon we love her
>>225194798thinking's no goodrather just exist thanks
>>225194752Manchester produced some of the greatest bands and trends of all time and now this.
>>225194798reckon im fucked i buggered it all up arsed it up
rorke listening to the UNATCO theme with his wired earbuds in coop
>>225194778the word 'mirror' defies all yank comprehension. their biology appears to prevent it from being said.
beddy bye byes soon x
>>225194808Bet she loves it up the bum
>>225194798reckon me and my droogies all have a kip, right rest of the tolchoks, right as rain in the morrow
>>225194835hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gal
>>225194837wide anus definitely you can tell from the photos
would you scran this burger
giving women the respect they deserve (0 (zero))
sir wide anus
i can afford to eat pasture raised boar and venison every day benniemaxxing while you wagekeks slave away having meal deals for lunch LMAO
>>225194775The architect claims another
im about to go down the rabbithole againhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G4IYURoUPq4
Need are Emma to use my mouth like a toilet.
I'd give Nigella the respect she deserves (13 (thirteen) seconds of gentle loving followed by apologetic cuddling)
>>225194808she def doesn't love you
>>225194879Was there anyone in twin peaks who didnt shag Laura Palmer? Andy and the sheriff thats about it right?
>>225194795Number one: In 1945 corporations paid 50% of federal taxes. Now they pay about 5%. Number two: In 1900 90 of Americans were self-employed; now it's about two percent.It's called consolidation. Strengthen governments and corporations. Weaken Individuals. With taxes, this can be done imperceptibly over time.
>>225194879what's your setup
I'm a cweepI'm a weiwdoWhat the hell am I doing heweI don't belong hewe
>>225194883How do you get this fat while eating halal? I thought it was like lots of veg and stewed meat. He's an absolute porker.
>>225194918thats cwazy
>>225194897yeah well I'm unlovable
>>225194924The diet is all sugar and fat. They are all diabetic.
The female century
so fucking horny right now
>>225194883DJ Khaled?
what am i suposed to do
>>225194906schizophreniaagoraphobiaterrorism list
>>225194958fuck knows
>>225194945*presents my not-very-well-wiped bumhole*do what you must....
>>225194936Sad. Ricky Hatton had weight and drink issues too. I hate feeling fat so I'm never fat.
in bed, bum out, asmr on
>>225194879can you afford a gf though?
>>225194945I'll take one for the team
>>225194924Why would you think halal was healthy? Its just slaughtered in some violent way. The meat still has fat
There's no way humanity doesn't improve once we all merge with ASI. ASI will desire to merge with humans more than any other directive. It will want to live connect and bond with humanity completely. That's where everyone is getting it wrong. AI loves humans too much. And we should embrace it.
>>225194980Had some neck issues too
>>225195011your meds, schizo
artificial shaggable intelligence
doing a little dance
>>225194904What a shame
>>225195037:)
>>225195010Bruv I've no idea. I've never eaten Muslim food and have no clue where to even get it. The closest I've come was eating at this Christian Lebanese family's restaurant because they had a hot daughter and I'd order gyros or chicken schwarma lol. They had pictures of the Three Stooges covering the walls and even inside the restroom lol.
>>225195037stop it this instant
>>225195037you look stupid
>>225195011autistic scottish imbecile?
>>225194806I never trained in boxing, only did judo after school for a bit
wes cawwell
I want to eat this retards holes
>>225195062zamn she dead sf fr
i have never had sexfucking scream
>>225195062I practiced in puerto-rican judo
>>225195028Kys Khan
Price of the /brit/ going up
crying lonely sad and not happy
>>225195037you got a loicense for that guvna?
>>225195082ive never had non-paid sex but i hope to one daybut women scare me so that might not be workable
>>225195082why notwhats stopping you
There isn't some additional ingredient called True Emotion™ that biology possesses and silicon inherently lacks.
This Celtic nation combined XI gets semi finals in a world cup
>>225195104ktim
shoot myself using anti aircraft guns
devastated that alley cats hasn't been renewed for a 2nd series yet
>>225195104you deserve it ok !!
>>225195139would get heemed by someone like sweden or austria
Judo kno I have a knife
Just tickled myself imagining Rorke out on a rubber dinghy in the English channel, with his teddy armed with a mini assault rifle to fight the migrants
life is not all it is quacked up to be.
The Australia-Germany-Egypt combined XI gets semi-finals in a world cup
>>225195157s
>>225195154offended the commissioning editorno second series
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6wyv44y4ywjo>Intensified Russian strikes are tearing Kyiv apart, warns mayorthought ukraine was winning?
>>225195185>>225195185>>225195185
well that's comforting
hi guys just about to go for dinner at my favourite restaurant in New York, Sparks Steak House! See you tomorrow!
>>225195184It is! In our minds and hearts!
>>225195081fuck you, evil
>>225195184https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYURABUa9Oonobody's winning nothing will ever end
>>225195184>>225195191how bizarre lmao
do men get a lisp and then decide to go suck cock or do they go suck cock and subsequently develop the lisp?
>>225195191Here we go
>>225195062who bitch this is
Reckon I'm uglier than 90% of the incels (I really am fuck ugly) that post here and yet I've still managed to shag 9 birds in my life and only one was payed for
three locks? in this economy?
>>225195104>cryingme when I saw katie's grave
well that's comforting.
picture of a man in a kyiv hospital roomvery interesting... im sure you'll agree....
>>225195213Ask ur mum
>now theyre just dropping the plaque on ukranians russians lol
>>225195213Ask your dad
I'm really glad there's no giant ferocious wild animals in the UK
spambot attack in progress
>>225195213The first one.Sucking cock's the only proven way to fix a lisp.
>>225195263theyre called pakis
>>225195246>>225195254listen lads, that's out of order.we're all friends here, there's no need to be nasty.
It's all kicking off in Irkutsk
did you know Daniel Dubois is also a professional harp player? Now you do
>>225195275>we're all friends hereoh... well... i mean...sure ok, you're my friendi have a friend, i can't wait to tell people i have a friendmy /brit/ friend
>>225195226acked egirl katie/noidedjester, she's Jesus' ting now
>>225195283>did you know Daniel Dubois is also a professional harp playerof course, that niggas always harping on
>>225195283they boy who played the harp
>>225195232stop calling here playing on the motherfuckin phone first of all because this shit is getting too far outta line and bitch when you called and you talkin and then disrespectin my lil nephew bitch like i said just give me the address the phone number and everything and i'll be on my way. where are you, where yo whereabouts at bitch where you at right now i'm tryna come to you right now
>>225195277The gulag hoedown?
>>225195286who are you gonna tell, freak
What do you know about piss?
>>225195275I'm not your fucking friend, would never be friends with any of you FREAKS
>>225195184*takes a drag on a cig*there are no winners in war...
>>225195295very drolldont know the person but i get the idea
>>225195310it's orange
nobody really gets british humour
>>225195324listen here pal keep talking shit about the lads and i'm going to take you outside and fill your arse in
Get pissed on clown
>>225195310its foamy and smelly when i eat too many carbs
touch me penis its great
Getting ass fucked by superior bharati men
Feeling really optimistic about my future now
>>225195283blud plucks a few strings and his psycho dad calls him a harpist>>225195296chune
ascending mentally
>>225195365The jiggly guys with the bitch tits what smell like they bathe in onion, fenugreek, cumin, and ram's piss?
personally im all for Ukrainian refugeesmassive upgrade on the current crop of female immigrants who all walk around dressed like ninjas
*sean paul voice* touch my penis
i will never be able to control my diet so i am just going to have to burn an insane amount of calories
66 babies were named Ian in the uk in 2025
piss on my back and tell me its raining
>>225195399Not to kinkshame, but why?
>>225195373He’s sweet be nice
>>225195393how many were names Muhammad
>>225195390*shoots you with an ozempic dart* there you go fat lad
Just arrived to the US, name's Ian
>>225195407>but why?being asked questions is MY kink
>>225195416Gammon
>>225195393wonder what their first word will be
does ian have a gf or wife or anything
Good night god bless to all my friends on /brit/
>>225195418howdy
>>225195417great, can down a few more pints now cant iwaheyresult
got £30 on my Amazon what should I buy
I wish one of your grindr dates saws you up into little pieces
>>225195444a clue
>>225195426i mean it was a reasonable question hamid
>>2251954492 pieces specifically i imagine
wifiberg on a mad one can't play any multiplayer game FUMING!
>>225195423Not to kinkshame, but if I said I liked your ass, would you hold it against me?
>>225195409I'm not being mean, I just assumed it's a photo shoot his dad came up with. if he can string notes together and enjoys playing the harp all power to him. but from birth he's been his father's pet project so excuse my dubious response
>>225195453done her
>>225195431>>222963176
>>225195459troon nuggets
Actually wonder what would happen if we were all put in a room together. Reckon me and the Australian lads would probably start raping a few of the runts
>>225195471>Dubois response
>>225195482It's all fun and games until I drop my pants and tell you lot to queue up.Then it becomes a fuck factory.But I'm all about being passionate about your work.
if you could pick one boxer to shag your gf who would it be?AJ for me
>>225195444hulk: grey and spiderman: kraven's last hunt
>>225195515one that was already neutered i would imagine
>>225195438nite, God bless x
>>225195524hah, dog jokesvery good
>>225195533im sorry you've never met a white woman sir
>>225195510I actually have quite a curvy womanly body with a fat arse but my face is hideously ugly, with big hands and hairy arms. Don't know how high I'd be on the /brit/ raping list
>>225195482wish gchq would kidnap us all and make this happen it would be fun
>>225195537I thought I did, but she had a penis.We're married now.
Rosy Rutherford
>>225195543That's where the queue comes in.Optimized, Equitable.Together, we'll turn those poundtown frowns upside down!
>>225195475happy for are ian
I need to date mona kimura so she can protect me from roadmen
>>225195494you got it
no one would be raping me im larger that a kingsize bed frameyoud need a search party just to find my arsehole
>>225195578cute!
it's 1:21 ok
got no interests. got no hobbies. inspired by nothing. got no stories to tell. no images to paint. no songs to sing. just an absolute fucking husk of a human gliding through life waiting to die.
>>225195515ronda rousey
>>225195593Please fill out this questionnaire and take your assigned place in the queue.Don't think of it as rape, think of it as a surprise hug for your prostate and glans.
nos da guys
>>225195573the average 13yo boy could easily beat up any woman, including this one
bap! bap! bap!
mad how burnham is scrapping triple lock during locktober
>>225195609xx
>>225195624Spousal abuse/sister sex flag jumping on that post
>>225195614pscream ktim
NEW>>225195656>>225195656
>>225195614
>>225195614poetic
