>>225195656chewbacca?
Imagine getting your bollocks kicked off by an anime girl come to life.
Friday night vibes xGot a date tomorrow xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6A1HpWgXdw
each time I go to bed Ipray like aretha franklin
>>225195704While I sincerely hope that it goes very well and you two find each other to be exciting and beautiful people, I also hope it goes a lot like that blind date with Grace Jones skit from In Living Color.
>>225195718Hands clasped together around some spicy fried chicken?
on women and their loveliness
Helper Lad fucking Employed Woman's arsehole init
the name's frank fontaine
>>225195614*record scratch* yep... that's me. you're probably wondering how i ended up in this situation...
ktim
>>225195614 ktim doing a slide soon
>>225195772me
>>225195704
off bedwish you all happiness and success much love x
Git a nasty illness. It's not bad on the face of things but I have a horrible pain on the left side of my head and face.
>>225195835NO U!xx
>>225195835well that's very nice
catberg made a noise at me earlier that i had never heard beforewas like a howl
Eye color is everything. This girl looks like a jeet with these eyes
>>225195849*wanks and cums all over the left side of your head and face*
boards.4chan.org##.postContainer:if(.postertrip:has-text(!!53i4YrndgQA))
porn and internet addiction really fucked my shit upit's a death sentence for anyone who is at all autistic and introverted
>>225195884She looks Irish
>>225195707Profound bullshit
>>225195884she looks white
>>225195906the raped
>>225195906ive been addicted to screens since like age 9
>>225195906yeah it's just a matter of time before your mind is completely irreversibly fucked
>>225195885You know this is rape? It's nonconsenting digital sexual contact. You've raped me. A 5ft 3" police woman will be at you door tomorrow afternoon.
>>225195906ktim ok
>>225195936Is she 5'3" wide too?If so, I'll be joining her.
>>225195835nighto~
>>225195757Getting picked up at 10am. Going out for a drive then having some sexy times. Keeping it private x
>>225195936THE RAPED
i can do whatever the hell i want to you
gyaldem pull up
I’ve been raped
>>225195953Unironic frog poster is the only shagger in brit. Oh my days.
Every nuclear weapon on planet earth launched at India and israel all at once Imagine how peng it would be !
>>225195972who are these people
>>225195979Malaponte
Gfberg in tears because I suggested she gets over her anxiety with driving and I give her a few lessons.
>>225196021what a pathetic individual
>>225195987emmyuh and puppiwi/cupkatez, they're twins
>>225195979It would probably get a lil bit "On the Beach" within 2-5 years.
>>225196038who are they
>>225196021bless her
>>225195973
magmar is sexy in a bimbo kinda way
Completely bizarre living situation going on next door. This blond attractive yet trashy white woman dumped her kids off with this Mexican manlet loser and now they appear to live with him and she's no one where to be seen. I bet he's molesting them.
seen that puppiwi suckling on a 9 inch bwc
>>225196092*stuffs you into a pinata and beats the shit out of you at my nieces quinceanera*
>>225196086:/
The truth is coming xDavid Grusch knows the score xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYPXINFcvmI
>>225196090>>225196090>>225196090>>225196090
>>225196125Alri then Bongzalez x
fuck my eldritch horror life
>>225196166WOOF
>>225196166who are you
>>225196166where are you
The truth is coming x
Dislcosure is the ultimate happening. Only thign that tops WW3.Fuck all other filler happenings like some civil war in Africa or some lame celebrity/royal scandal, they're all just distractions to maintain the status quoCATASTROPHIC DISCLOSURE NOW!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EVC2cuYq2w
been seeing a lot of youtube bots lately in comment sections. the porn kind that's out on display in their profile what's up with that
>>225196243fuck up cody you cunt
pooing myself
>>225196257extremely uncalled for especially because there are schizo freaks who deserve it more than me
>>225196241omg jew movie!
>>225196276https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vkM9kh6pCMsoz pal youve just givven me the hump ZSCHUM!
>>225196292Don't care it moves the needle.The zeitgeist is being moved away from neoliberal corporate slavery to chaos.
YOU LEFT ME TO DIE ON THAT PATHETIC INSECT PLANET https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjcVrx0IZLc
>>225196216scre
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1790973663649411.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/pol/1790976115832338.webmgod i wish that was me
SOMEONE HAD TO TAKE COMMANDEVEN IN DEATH THERE IS NO COMMAND BUT MINE
>>225196371i cockmog him as welli wish a woman would do that to meproblem is dicks are in abundance and easy for women to find a good one
right well i've just found helperlad's house on google maps
i like it when you call me bby but i you don't mean iti like to call you bby but you know I don't feel it
Twerking my nigga arseTwerking my nigga arseTwerking my nigga arse
https://voca.ro/13DtOEq6sFUihttps://voca.ro/13DtOEq6sFUi
any runtman in? do you think there is any benefit to your mental elfs to living away from the parents or do you think you would just end up the same but without the familiar presence of your parents?
>>225195685Nancy Lanza
>>225196534don't knowi like my parents so i don't want to move
>>225196534benefits and dangers aplenty. you'll never be a real person until you've lived on your own tho. for better or worse
https://x.com/SAMURAI_PROTECT/status/2105936961353724412got to be grateful for videos like this helps ease the feeling anemoia
Used to take life too seriously but now I've learnt to laugh more, especially at other people. Sometimes cunts do things and I would get pissy about it but now I laugh and make fun of it. Life is a lot better this way.
>>225196534my parents are dreadful was extremely harmful to the mentol elves being around them
im drunk ama
>>225196605what u drunked?
cheers de lads
>>225196605can i shag your arse
>>225196560>you'll never be a real person until you've lived on your own thothis is what i honestly feel like i love my parents and they basically rely on my benefits to keeping the house running if i left it would all go to pot and basically end up in my parents divorcing or worse but god do i want to just fuck off
just heard rorke speeding around in his super fast car at 3am, very cool
https://voca.ro/1mVb32C0K8zW
ooooh
i lived alone at uni and it made me realise that i can't do that
>>225196644His mum was driving him to the 24/7 Tesco to buy him a new game
>>225196642want my advice fuck off for a few months and live in rented accommodation in a foreign country. you meet ppl and have that experience without fucking up your home life
I spend at least 20 hours a day in my bedroom
>>225195884her eyes look blue though
My most bizarre memory is from the late 2000s. I dont know if it was entirely real, but here goes. My Dad used to take us on the usual working class holiday destinations; Haven, Rhyll, Conway, Loo Bay ect....I remember there being stalls for a mile stretching on and on with flashing light balls, nokia phone cases, wristbands, pirated GBC and GBA games... basically everything a kid could want. There was a huge fissure or crack in the Earth and on the other side a bouncy castle and fun house. The Pussy Cat Dolls was playing because they new at the time. Most of the people at the stalls were beautiful gypsy girls or white guys with caps and gold earrings. Its such a vivid memory that I'm convinced is real.
>>225196660*rapes you cockwise*
Don't understand how the lot of you are billy no mates, I've got too many mates me
>>225196534There are too many potential causal factors to consider. In two terms of living away from my parents I was happier in the first two weeks but then much sadder than I was living with my parents, both before, between, and after those two terms. Probably because I expected my housemates to interact with me, and eventually gain friends. This did not happen.
>>225196691just devoured a handful of large salted pretzels a chicken flavour koka noodle pot and a small party size mars bar and washed it all down it pepsi max
went shops earlier saw all the normal happy people being normal and happy in their lives and it reminded me of what FREAK NIGGA i am
>>225196703You're probably remembering it so vividly because you were raped shortly after it and your blain is trauma protecting blanking that part out. I suspect either by your dad or one of the gypsies working there.
The obsession with blue eyes as a sign of purity is retarded. Original Europeans had brown eyes. Blue is a mutation within the original brown eyed European population.
>>225196727um thats based
>>225196741Only whites have blue eyes though Brown eyes are associated with darkies
>>225196642you can't just spend your life holding yourself back in order to avoid potentially hurting othersnot even your parentsat the end of the day, you don't owe them anything. they brought you into this world and it's not your fault that they never gave you a plan, opportunities, connections in life to actually excel as a young man in this harsh modern age
>>225196690his mum?! woah that's even cooler. I hope it was a good game like a super fast car game
>>225196725I should add, I don't have any conflicts with my parents, other than finding them not innovative or having similar interests like a friend of a similar age to me may have.
>>225196731They all saw you and thought you were a fucking freak with no job
I am Michael
>>225196741What I don't get is why white nationalists are so paranoid about blue eyes going extinct. How would they still exist if that was case?
>>225196754im a freak with a job thanks
>>225196740Myabe, that would be so typical 2000s.
>>225196706https://voca.ro/1oF6SIZvQHOy
>>225196642Why not try getting a job instead of being a drain on society
>>225196761You make a good wage sucking off your uncle? Put a word in for me will you?
>stop being a drain on societynta but honestly why should i care when there are millions of wogs sucking the life out of the country?
might have to put something into my ass tomorrow
>>225196764dont really have anything that would make me hireable though i am searching
>>225196763give me the 411, whats the low down on yank town my brotha, what it do
https://voca.ro/1oCWx1mVJgA1
>punk>sold out and gave up its core ethos to make more cash>lazy music as any dumb teen with a guitar who thinks they're deep and political can make punk music>full of shitty political allegories and "important" social commentarymeanwhile>prog>never sold out as it's intention was always to push the rock sound forward>takes years of musicianship and experience to start writing and performing good prog>lyrics about cool dragons and hobbitsprogchads, we won.
>>225196774Mental how those millions of "wogs" are contributing to the economy and you're happy to be a leech
>>225196768shut up retard. u gay nigga
>>225196691dont really have the money for that it really all pretty much goes to my parents maybe i could fuck off for a couple weeks camping in the highlands or something>>225196750i suppose but i never blame anyone for my predicament besides myself
got the normgroids scorned
>>225196779Do you think you need a master's degree to work at Tesco like. Do an apprenticeship
>>225196779if you can find a 16 hour part time job you can live by yourself on it, based labour increased to nmw to where it's doable if you can find a cheap flatshare, those jobs will hire anyone just say you have full availability and you'll get hired
>Mental how those millions of "wogs" are contributing to the economyare you retarded
>>225196800£1000 not including flights gets you a month in an east asian country if you can budget. more if you work. no excuse rly
>>225196792TIL raping and street shitting is contributing to society
>>225196802hate them
>>225196800Join the navy, get to fuck off from your parents, see the world, make money
>>225196783https://voca.ro/15DvexxLiRO1
>>225196830is actually one of the things i wanted to do, working on the big guns or jets sounded appealing then i found out you can't join any armed force if you are allergic to anything
>>225196800>i never blame anyone for my predicament besides myselfyou see this is where you are wrongyou should absolutely blame others. especially your parents who literally created every ounce of your being without putting any thought into it
>>225196820>>225196823Yes Rorke, Uber drivers are contributing more to the country than you are by sitting in your house doing nish all day
>>225196833ye yankee cunt ye al brek ye up ye clewn ye
>>225196847unless they are earning 40-50k they are net recipients ok leftypol i know it's hard maths for your brain but it's real
>>225196847TIL having goyslop delivered makes the raping and street shitting worth it
>>225196843Join the RFA lad
leftypol thinks a pakistani taxi driver on 35k and his three dependant spastic inbred children are a net benefit to the country
>>225196534it depends on your parents and your problemsin my case it helped massively because my parents constantly picking up after me allowed me to be a shut-in hermit forever and living alone forced me out of my comfort zone in many ways
still convinced every single racist poster on /brit/ is an american on a vpn, even the way they talk is so yankish
>>225196853https://voca.ro/1fxOtZskHQ3n
>>225196864>>225196862Just making the point that employed people are more beneficial to the economy than you benefitsmongs. If you genuinely believe all migrant workers are raping and shitting on the streets I suggest you touch grass
hi, just got home
>>225196894you're a mongoloid descended from mongoloids ok, people like you aren't equipped to deal with actual issues and are best suited to smashing rocks for a living
>>225196880you sound Indian and or not taking your medication
https://voca.ro/1gsejJYbFDmJ
>>225196897hi mate*rapes you*
>>225196916fucking yankee cunt
>>225196748katie had brown eyes
Sir Queer Starmer
>>225196894I'm going to do a little malteser poo in a bag of maltesers, and because they're not all poo it means you'll say they're still worth eating
mad how every mixed race either had a mum who was a slut for bwc or that got blacked.
doing the most massive shart in modern history and taking home the gold me
>>225196844i just don't have it in me to do that mate is probably why im the way i am desu >>225196877its what im needing really just getting placed into it, reckon just getting over the starting line would be enough to continue
>>225196862Muhammad, 40, came to the UK on a boat>Works 14 hours a day>Devoted family man, came to the country to provide a better life for his wife and children>Driving license, owns his own carRorke, 24, native>Left school at 16 due to bullying and general retardation>Dropped out of a college course due to social issues and wanting to spend more time gaming>Owns nothing but a gaming pc he spends all his time on>Never worked a day in his life>Believes far right conspiracy theories, terminally online and far detached from the real world>Has unhealthy opinions on women and other races>Will be on benefits for the rest of his life, mother and father are ashamed of himHmmm... Wonder who I'd rather have in my country....
doing a nightime light read
>>225196969fantasy land
>>225196969You>Gay cunt>Battyman
all this malfoid stuff on x makes me want to try reading the harry potter books
>>225195987They are 'online models'. And they are also Las Vegas 'costume workers', who walk around Las Vegas in sexy outfits charging $20 to Pajeet tourists who take pictures with them>>225196741Blue eyes are from Asia which is why they are also in Asia and the Middle East to a less degree
All the political posts on here are bait dunno how people fall for it
https://voca.ro/1lPswy9tOfQ5
>>225196969Pretty sure Muhammad 40 will throw you off a roof when they have enough numbers though
don't mess with texas x
>>225197005ever been to las vegas? is it true there are people dressed as elvis walking around?
>>225197018alri satchmo
>>225197018you're a brilliant singer
>>225197013I don't care I'm bored and it's conversation
>>225197039https://voca.ro/1c0PEVFgsdKK
might become a sexual deviant
Rorkiepops DID NOT like that post
>>225197056how about some frank sinatra? fly me to the moon?
doing some absolute rancid farts right now
its all gonna get tidied up
What's Rorkes actual justification for not having a job? Saying millions of wogs claim benefits anyway is such a cop out
what they say it dont matterend of they did it to themselvesand thats that
>>225197103*yawns*
>>225197074https://voca.ro/1nf52n6BMBmh
>>225197128i look like this and act like this
gay porn
https://voca.ro/13P1sDF5X82E
>>225196969don't think organising a society around a pepertual 8 billion person battle royale over who is willing to work the most hours for the least money is a good idea
>>225197103for me i don't see any point in suffering in some meaningless job for years on endit is a long painful road and at the end of it there is a big pile of diarrhoea
>>225197211well leftypol and his hated enemy 'the capitalists' are going to destroy you but its for your own good ok
>>225197205ever been to the jungle? i have, very unique place.
>>225197240https://voca.ro/1i6NHUrFfi0S
ok i will do nothing !!
https://voca.ro/1grP3jLFbTXb
you have to appreciate the mindfuck the regime laid down on leftypol to support the destruction of his own racial group. truly mindblowing work
"nigga"
>>225197103Real Rorkes work and will put the dole dossers into the work camps
my name is cody and im here to sayi like eating burgersand i'm very gay
"any criticism of me is genocide of the browns" is truly a master work of mind fuckery. its so simple yet so effective. you cant help but stand in awe.
>>225197379heard you the first time rorkeypops
https://voca.ro/13S90RkitmT7
>>225197386congratulations
>>225197377*applauds*
>>225197292i visited brazil as a kid, can't remember what state.Something that surprised me a bit was how noisy the jungle is, you have the monkeys, birds and other animals doing their signature scream, the insects doing their thing, mosquitoes buzzing, water moving, trees and leaves moving. It can get very noisy.It's incredibly humid and hot, and it rains very often. I remember little monkeys kept approaching us asking for food, it was cool.The trees and vegetation in general can be very alien like, with roots of trees mingling with each other, some trees look more root than tree. And they give the vibe they are ancient entities that have been there for a very long time.Brazil also has a lot of unique fruits you can't really find anywhere else which was cool.Brazil is a cool country.
detest the mesopotamian farmers who invented civilisation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX-m1LGCHP8&list=PLurRInT7gN5iAVBNtC3ZxR5JHt583Jqxpdoing a watch
>>225197451odd video
if you don't vote republican you're a race traitor
>>225197563What if you're not Jewish?
https://i.4cdn.org/d/1790986497995211.jpgcrazy what people can draw
>>225197609looks shite
reckon i'm the smartest person to ever live
>>225197618grow up
Rorke, in a drunken stupor, shaking his spear, in the billiards room.
shivering me timbers
>>225197645grow up
>>225197672I am growing at all times.
>>225197694i don't get it x
reading my silly stories about war and big robots again ffs i wish i could just grow up already
>>225197701which one is closer to reality
>>225197703"An Enquiry after Stretchit in Gloucestershire, or the Sailor's Reply", an innuendo-laden English caricature of ca. the first decade of the nineteenth century, which comments on a few young women who were daring enough to ride horses astride, rather than sidesaddle (as was considered appropriate for females during the 16th through 19th centuries). Part of the intended humor is supposed to come from the encounter between the genteel (though boldly daring or "fast") young lady and the salty British tar. Dialogue and text in image: Young lady "Pray, Sir, is this the way to Stretchit?" Signboard caption To Stretchit Sailor (in stereotypical bell-bottoms) "Shiver my top-sails, my Lass, if I know a better way." (Note that the signboard is roughly shaped to resemble a hand with a pointing finger, the common directional indicator at the time — see Image:The overthrow of dr. slop.jpg for a more elaborate version — while equivalent modern signage would include an abstract arrow symbol instead.) The main joke was that it was not expected or approved behavior at the time for women to have their legs widely spread apart in public for any reason. (In other words, the sailor is commenting on her manner of riding, rather than the direction she is going; and the pun on the place name "Stretchit" with "to stretch it", implying that riding in such a way would stretch the woman's vagina.)
>>225197719nowt wrong with that
right then wheres my universal elfcare
>>225197736not reading that literal tome x
tummy is all full from tea last night
ONE large American was able to shutdown all of Sydney's beaches for months.
>>225197794screaming
>>225197784what did you have
>>225197802a fatberg and some pooballs
>>225197802curry
>>225197794s
my williamson has betray me for the last time pee all over my joggers and sprinkles all over the toilet and floor, will be applying for troonmanship to get this cut off
Just tidied my room
>*Purple AKI nuzzles your pecs*
sir gavin mcinnes
>>225197843good manget it gone
https://voca.ro/1ilU7fjndl2o
>>225197888https://voca.ro/14o1Ymg5c4Lv
>>225197914sir berg
pumping my hand
think i'm going to completely change my life starting tomorrow
Pumping my pump.... PUMPCEPTION
would you rather have a threesome with two moderately attractive women, or shag the woman of your absolute dreams for as long as you want, but a man is standing there jacking himself off and after you're done you have to watch him fuck her too and jack yourself off also whether you want to or not, and it lasts for as long as you had her?
Zabines just went ahead and betrayed the Crossbone Vanguard hasn't he. The fool only cares about aristocracy and reviving Cosmo Babylonia...
>>225197958second one
>>225197976that's fucking gay and grim and you would regret it during the second half, and would find yourself horribly distracted by him during the first half also
We always talk about Jesus's last supper but how come we never talk about his last snack?
>>225197995not really because he's watching me fuck her toonot cuckolding for two guys to have sex with the same girl
>>225197919https://voca.ro/1PFx38hV6G01
mad how greeks used to live in africa tier huts
>>225198011tf is that
>>225198016https://voca.ro/1hjqc0x0O7Xe
jokes about women getting raped are funny, actually
>>225198034>*Peso pluma starts playing*>And I then raped your mom>*Mexican audience laughs*>*Ak47 start shooting in the air*
https://voca.ro/11VI9lgmM26s
jokes about rorke getting raped are funny, actually
absolutely not in the mood to listen to vocaroos this morningstart typing if you want my engagement
>>225198056very true
Fuck weed I do fent.
>>225198033https://voca.ro/1lMe33AxU4Fz
>>225198081https://voca.ro/1jm4vpsVo7CS
https://voca.ro/1exXEuxb5mo8
i'm on a seaweed dieti see weed and i friggin smoke i lmao
>>225198099https://voca.ro/1eAu6YWXr22A
a never ending scream into the tunnel that is my own arse
Saturday morning britjesus wept...
https://voca.ro/1o2PTVK43uSa
>>225198168post cats maybe?
filming a tiktok of myself singing the handmaiden tale song
>>225198226
the world is a pozloaddespite getting laid you are still just a gay guy with aids
just fucking did a WANK
https://voca.ro/1ohSJ4z8oU35
>>225196216That's helperlad?
bit vocaroo-y in here
They've bloody went and made Tobia have to fight against the X2!
my overwatch winrate is getting better
>>225196981My wife actually owns this book (Bought for her by a friend)
>>225198282afraid so
Why Wiltshire??
>>225198315How'd he get doxxed?
>>225198305sir wife haver
>>225198324had a flea infestation in the house years ago, couldn't go anywhere without 4-5 fleas on your legs
>>225198348
>>225198324don't know sorry
>>225198364used to roll them up and down my leg with pressure to kill them then collect them in a bottle cap
i'll have a shower and head to bed.
>>225198410ok i will join you !!
Some people heading to bed whilst others are just waking up... mad old world we live in
Im also about to go for sleep toil
>>225198438me going to sleep at 7am and waking up and 3pm
>>225198453ktimsleep toil is my toil
A poop fell out of my jorts and I just kept walking. That’s where we’re at now
>>225198454hmm don't like the sound of that
>>225198462ktim
https://voca.ro/1aCtDN7jg1oP
>>225198454ktim ktim ktim
>>225198491>>225198491
tonight I'm gonna sleepwalk out on youlike dusk is dawnturn the key, ignitionno spell on you
