>>225210616We're changing her name to America Trump. People have told me it's the greatest name they've ever heard, way better than those chinese names.
AYOOOOOO
TIL life is gonna roll me
this thread is newer than newton in newbury
Fred Durst
>>225210739mmmm yes SMASHING
The Big Apple, Ontario
>2027 cup winners
payed the rent
quick, we need an emergency transfusion of Big Dick Energy here!
>>225210813don’t jinx it
>>225210813pffffffffffttttthahahahahahahaha
I'm sick
>>225210814with your BUTT
>>225210616>>225210686we love her here
Canada prides itself for hoarding the worlds best chinkussy
I should be the guy to negotiate with Iran
>>225210912you couldnt negotiate with a BK cashier for extra pickles
>>225210802so much tasty smells in thay joint
>>225210940I could negotiate sex with your mom. She's a weak negotiator though folded almost immediately
>>225210912i'd just nuke them
>>225210616'lysa on the 'log
>>225210993'ysa innit
>>225210976gross dude, she's 72
>>225211030A hole is a hole. Also you are like 50 dude...what are you doing with your life?
Any Creed fans in the house?
>>225210906literally mogged by LA and NYC chinks
My life is a complete failure. I am in hell.
https://youtu.be/o9EeIscC8zA?list=RDo9EeIscC8zA&t=144
>untzuntz>untzuntz>untzuntz
If you got time to lean you've got time to clean
hello
i am batshit crazyanyone else?
>>225211156>Hava Nagila(techno remix)(bass boosted)
>>225211065https://youtu.be/1EqkE4sthOs?list=RD1EqkE4sthOs&t=74KEN YEWW TAKE MEEEH HIYAAA
darkness
>>225211182*raises finger*
It is a long, ponderous chain I am making, and so on.
>>225211065WHALE I JUS HURD T'NEWS T'DAY
video games?
creed is fucking shit
woke up at 12:30 am award
anyone smoking meats?
>>225211065https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnkuBUAwfe0
>>225211257didn't the singer become a bum?
>>225211280not only did you oversleep but you set your clock wrong
>>225211343i slept at 6 am
gingers? not a fan, why? just look at the latest women moment for an example
>>225210906*chussy
>>2252107015 > 4 > 1 > 3 > 2 > 6
>>225211290ooh baby mama, smoke my meat, honey child
LolThe driver was kind of a cute lady
>>225211525horrible ranking
>>225211602You probably think 6 is the hottest like a freak
>raidTurds
>>2252116202 or 3 are objectively perfect
I'm so tortured and guilty I wish I could be dark triad it looks so easy
haven't showered in 3 days
the only thing i feel looking at blond bimbos is disgust
Zeroed the dot on my rugeypoo and she is shooting very nicely
anyone up in this bitch got a curved monitor
well, golly, it seems my brain is squirming like a toad!
>>2252116423 is a cutie but 2 is a mess
>>225211680Sounds disorienting
>>225211707
>>225211525For me, it's 4
>>225211680woooow, I wanna get one of those, looks trippy
>>225211011I want a crown vic but it seems like they're starting to fall apart
I'm illGonna spend all day in my room
this website is such a thief of my time
If you were in a frat would you gang rape women?
>>225211769you know, the older I get, the less I get sick, it's like I'm aging in reverse
>>225211777You give it freely The site asks for nothing and takes less
>>225211785No I'd snitch if they raped a woman
>>225210795
>>225211680I have oneit’s pretty good
>>225211655
>>225210795>AND EVERY VATNIK ALL AROUND THE WOOOORLD
And you used to sell laser printers out the back of your crown vic
imagine how many birds i can feed with 5 lbs of wild bird seed. and for only $2.50. this is going to be a weekend to remember
>>225211785No I'm more of a lone wolf rapistI would share the films with the bros but I'm not that big of a sharer
shiny hunting in omega ruby
>>225211990hope the 'uirrels don't strike
>>225211990this post brought to you by the National Audubon Society
Just won a free small fountain drink from McDonald's! Yipee!
>>225212142a drink for ants
What are we doing this Saturday?
just took a massive shitfilms for this feel?
>>225212192Eating junk food
>>225212192going to the kinoplex
>>225211011thats funny since my towncar's front suspension is fucked haha>>225211745get one from cali or whatever your equivalent to that is. rust is a killer
>>225212224there's an animatronic poop demon in an 80's horror movie, I'm pretty sure, but I can't remember which movie it is
>>225212192drinking iced coffee and listening to hispanics talk outside as they work on the building
>>225212192Im thinkin scary movies + beer
>>225212192I'll be crying at the discotheque
witches?
>>225212329witches is a great movie
>>225212329
>>225212192/cum/ as always
>>225212345Next weekend Im going to Ljubljana
Thinking the G word
Mosey
>>225212424la prossima weekend dovresti procurarti delle PUTTANE, nyigga
goon scrolling
>>225212424there's gonna be heavy rain starting in the middle of next week, so I'd call them bad timing!
>>225212463Im not paying a foid, for anything, ever.
*call that
>>225212470You're right
looking at random bosnian pages on facebook is weird, they look like regular slavs, but use muslim phrases. uncanny.
>>225210616we love her
The beatings will continue
>>225212553*beats your meat*
>>225212575b-but I just beat my meat
i fucking love bagels. sorry hitler
>>225212619too chewy
wish i had a cat
Going to Publix. You guys need anything?
>>225212619I had a bagel with cream cheese in Istanbul, it was just like in muh NYC movies
>>225212664how'd you like istanbul, besides the bagel
>>225212637
God loves you
>>225212523They all have names like Ahmed Slavovic
Really crazy how the world you grew up in just no longer exists anymore.I was thinking of the venue that I would go to see concerts at in high school and I looked it up on google maps. It got demolished some time 11 years ago and is just a field of grass now.
>>225212658Hope
the italian watchmaker is the best character in 12 angry men
>>225212681it's kind of ghetto-y, but it has its' nice spots. You can eat for really cheap, tho I got food poisoning when I ate an offal kebab (which was however pretty good).
>>225212658Lemme get a buffalo chicken tender sub the ocky way
>>2252126882 Corinthians 9:7
would you race-mix with mati marroni
>>225212704That's nothing, I go outside and see niggers and jeets everywhere
>>225212192reading, incelwalking, netflixing, suffering
>>225212699their last names frequently have a Semitic or Altaic root too, and Serbian ones frequently do too
>>225212704OOOOO DONT YOU ALWAYS KNOWBUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU GOT TILL ITS GONETHEY PAVED PARADISE, PUT UP A PARKING LOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>if you like AI, you're a jeet!>if you don't like AI, you're a tranny!can't have any kind of meaningful discussion on the subject here
Juorn' everyoneHey Giusè, how it hangin
>>225212738oh! marron!
>>225212777Is this you?
>>225212788Fuck no, I hate anime
>>225212762I use ai to generate softcore pornography
Anyways, I don't speak sicilian
>>225212777checkedalso, I thought it was you posting last night because there was a poster ranting against the defamation of Italian Americans o algo (it was probably the discord poster named L), so I'm gonna repeat my question: you got any sick tortellini sauce recipes?
>I hate anime
>>225212816So you're not the nonce, but he might be here in this moment, among us
>>225212855I say this but don't browse that
>>225212853That wasn't me, I was out drinking last night. And alas no, I don't have any sick pummarol recipes just standard fare
>>225212879sent that freak to the shadow realm
i want to fuck blonde blue eyed mormon girls even though i'm not nordic and look like an uglier version of colin farrell with dark eyes and thick black eyebrows and have british iberian genes but some people have told me i almost look like a spic
Woke up at two thirty PM
>>225212855reddit loves anime. you're on the same side.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoont.i.l.australians have a special word for driving crazily
disturbing number of /cum/bums that dont know how to set a clock correctly
fuel gauge in my car randomly went up. thank you president trump
>>225212913I'm hooooooooning
>>225212729100th or so post best post
>>225212909reddit loves normie slop like shonen and isekai, and recoils at anything that was made before the year 1993 its not comparable
all my niggas love anime
>>225212816
>>225212917
>>225212955
>>225212329i could watch that on repeat 2bdesuidk why
who the fuck is margaret keane
I hate anime because of their stupid hair
>>225213004PainterTim Burton made a movie about her
i just want to go to utah and cold approach blonde blue eyed mormon girls and try to fuck them like a shitskini wonder how receptive they would be to me? or do they only want 6' 5" byu chads
you wanna come up to my place? You gotta try my specialty - wall NUT!
ramen for lunch
>>225212951>I'm not a redditor, I just happen to know exactly what reddit does and doesn't like!KWAB
i like square enix because of their hair
got banned from my state's subreddit for transphobia
>>225213003because she's cute, has an IQ of 7, and an indomitable yay that could power all of Pittsburgh for a year
>>225213031Get yourself some propa nutrition, fag
>>225213067only one good game in that picture
I like anime because it's what fat girls are into
>>225213110Nier Automata
>>225213131lolLMAO even
>>225213131That game actually sucks
>>225213082for me, sucy
/cum/ has been an anime general since its conceptiondont like it? >>>/brit/
a catastrophe of global and generational scale is going to happen tomorrow
>>225213095no food
>>225213186Tell us more
>>225213172lotte is objectively the superior friend
>>225213186Tomorrow is Football Sunday
>>225213082you're a fucking pedo freak
>>225213186Trips and something happens
>>225213226Shitty anime
a catastrophe of global and generational scale is going to happen to my terlit in about an hour
my only source of income will be doordash and uberjeets soonhow fucked am I. gas prices are just going to get worse aren’t they
>>225213252goarmy.combe all you can be
>>225213251i'll be keeping an eye on fox and cnn for it
>>225213252Don't listen to him and go airforce
>>225213224literally nothing I said is pedo like. Would you call your own daughter ugly?
>>225213281Fuck off goshpedoNo one cares about current thingTwitter screenshots should be banned
Scratching my anus
>>225213247to each his own
>>225213345>You're Tripping On Psychedelics, Charlie Brown
>>225213345Gorefag too
>>225213226 In '97, Anno released this; End of Evangelion, his most accomplished movie. I think his undisputed masterpiece is "Magical Shopping arcade Abenobashi". An anime so introspective, most people probably don't listen to the dialogue. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of big tiddy girls and chocolate lolis, and the importance of letting go. It's also a personal statement about escapism itself
Gonna order pizza
>>225213532fatty
>>225213532Order it to do what
>>225213223nigga there's (superior) football on RIGHT NOW
ummmmmm, jason?????https://x.com/bosupolitics/status/2106327484765749563
I can't believe you've never been cow tipping before
>>225213532order the Mexican pizza wey!
YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYESif ten million fireflies
>>225213630that's a cool song ngl
/cum/ is a gock general
You guys ever think things might be alright in the end?
them cum boys up to no good
the Mexican pizza that they have in the US at Taco Bell looks like something I wouldn't try tho. A Taco Bell was supposed to open here this year but I think they blew it!
>>225213630I thought it was 10,000
>>225213763as far as being dead is alright
>>225213763very funny
>>225213774
>>225213763hell no
>>225213815
Making shrimp on the barbiecum by anons
you ever just incelwander
>>225212192I already said I was going to make adobo I just had to go to the store to buy pork and BEER
I'll lay without understandingI don't know why I feel this way
>>225213865I'm a poor boy and I'm a rangerThings I say may seem strangerThan Sunday changing into Monday
I try to watch anime but my mind races and I can't focus and miss a bunch of it
>>225213899you got the 'DD
bbc goodness
>>225213357It makes me sad to see formerly useful features of domestic animals causing them to be hated in modern society. I had a big, beautiful Buff Orpington rooster I had to destroy because some neighbor somewhere was complaining about the noise
>>225213899adhd
as a kid, thought it was called 80hd. also 'infrared' sounded like 'm for red'
>>225213943I guess you could say they came to snuff the rooster hey-yeah
>>225213763In the end you're gonna die, anon
>october>still have swamp ass
>>225214060>having swamp assYou're disgusting
>>225214122nigga its not like I WANTED it
Just ate some dry waffles with no syrup for breakfast
pov this song dropped and boomers are about to destroy the entire country and upcoming generations remaining IQ because of a coofhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NRXx6U8ABQ
19 year old Canadian femboys be like: "Guy, you can't keep saying my boy butt smells like Saskatoon berry pie (⸝⸝>⸝⸝<⸝⸝)"
this nigga cant afford aunt jemima
>>225213976Lol. But also it was super lame ngl. I tried to break his neck quick as one does with chickens, but he was a lot bigger and tougher than I'm used to I guess so it just hurt him real bad and made him start freaking out. I chased him around my yard for awhile until he got caught in a blackberry bush trying to escape and I just had to grab him by the neck and strangle him pinned against the ground. I know he was just a chicken and all but he was my pet and a chill dude
haven't had a toaster stroodle in many a year
I woke up during the night because my skin was so dry and itchy. I couldn't get back to sleep until I rubbed lotion on it to stop the itch.
>they ran out of surstrommingrip
fk is in italy now
>>225214146Buy a real bidet and wear natural cotton clothes
favorite canadian actress is marley brinx
>>225214190jeez dude, that sounds like an awful thing to have to go through!
>>225214218I'VE BEEN REPLYING TO FK????
>>225214230she looks eastern european
>>225214263Possibly Ukrainian
>>225214263Have you found that tortellini recipe
>>225214310no, give me one, prego!
outsourcing all my thinking to chatgpt these days to free up cognitive load for something huge, i don’t know what yet, ill know when the time comes
>>225214257What does your butt smell like if I sniffed it through your underwear?
>>225214344A simple one is just butter and fresh chopped sage but it's good
>>225214410wanna hear something weird, I spent all spring hunting for fagottini, the sack-like ones, I went through all the supermarkets in town...maybe I skipped the French one tho, they've always got stuff there that no other stores stocks. But that pasta type is really soft and creamy and I want to try it again. Thinkin' bout dem fagottini!
Faggotini
>>225214371you are brain is atrophying
>>225214500you never had fagottini with faggots and gravy? Buddy, you haven't lived!
I would like to try faggots too, as in British offal meatballs tbth
fucking stupid retards having stupid retarded children
going to england, buying a cigarette, then holding the cigarette and going 'look at me, i'm smoking a fag'
>>225214479You can make it at home, pasta and all, look for some guide on youtube
>>225214606https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smoke+a+fag
>>225214606britishers would attack you if you're white. but if brown or black they don't care
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Upper+Decker
>>225214614ain't that a bit complicated? I know my dad had a hard time making gyoza, he said he's never gonna do that again
>>225214683https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gock
Who gives a shit about the British? We left those old world bums behind
>>225214683https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Flying+Dutchman
>>225214735I do, because yorkshire pudding & gravy & roast beef is a great culinary experience!
im glad british people are suffering
>>225214744>Its one girl, and 5 guys...one in each hand, one in the mouth and one in each hole down below...essentially she is floating like only the ancient sea-creature would
>>225214171you're going to die alone lol
Ralphs keeps sending me couponsI don't even shop at Ralph's
>>225214818
Flying Gockman
>>225214818That's right bish
>>225214818you will now
miss having a whole foods nearby, loved the oatmeal raisin cookies they sold
>>225214856Fuck off, Ralph
>>225214892
>>225214892wrecked that Ralph!
>>225214920Aw, I cNt stay mad at you Cmere, you
My friends got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch. He tells me everyday.
Had a dream a plane crashed next to me
First time in probably 12 years that it feels like everything is going to be ok and that not being a cope
>>225214995La la why don't you get a job
>>225214998you dreamed you were Donnie Darko?
>>225215003funny because i feel the exact opposite
>>225215031Why is that?
>>225215030What's that movie really about
>>225215003ditto, I'm full of vim & vigor!
>>225215052being Lynchian, I guess, that was in vogue back then
>>225215003I'm rooting for you, kid
>>225215052early 2000s malaise
>>225214713No it's very easy afaik. I dont know about gooks folding dough 6 million times
millions must orgasm
MY DIET DR KELP??
chris cornell
Chris O'Cornut
>>225215202https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7dvT047kjo
>>225215223Rocco Siffredi! I watched both the docu and the dramatic series, the docu was the beez kneez!
NEW>>225215252
