A Comedy of Catastrophic Proportions editionprevious: >>225223164
MY COCK IS MUCH BUGGER THAN YOURS
our sharkies
>>225225762>>225225777Whatever happened there
>>225225855Is he manually typing it out? Lol
>>225225760>namefagging on the opZoom Zoom your crimes against /cum/ are abominable and you should be drawn and quartered for your insolence
>get a new Tinder match>sends me a heart or heart eyes emoji as a first message>ghosts me after the first reply backi hate women
>>225225855>>225225865I copy pasted and missed a 2
>>225225888>>225225888>>225225888Real thread here
>>225225898NO
>>225225898It's too late
>splitting the thread at 3 in the morning
>>225225910>>225225906Disperse >>225225888
NEVER SUBMIT TO NAMEFAGS>>225225888>>225225888
your pic is gonna get deleted, retard
>>225225898Stay in your incel containment thread, we'll be in this one.
>>225225945>>225225888>>225225888I know that's you zoom
Niggas out here gooning to AI videos of black grannies giving BJs
wtfjust heard someone hit a golf ball outside at 3 am
>>225225929It's just a movie dude>>225225976Not true I never use incel as an insult
>>225225760Miguel
>>225225898Fuck off
>>225226050Enjoy zooms cock in ur lil bussy hole
>>225226014I like Miguelhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=gCEXoox8Oc8&
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST PLAY GOLF AT NIGHIT, WHAT ABOUT MY HECKING HOA LAWS
>>225225888>>225225888>>225225888>>225225888we're all in here btw
>>225225999Happy Gilmore speaks of this
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The zoomzoom spergouts are funny but the thread splitting is annoying
>>225226132Great gif
>>225225760This shit was straight up written by a propagandist for the current Mexican regime lmao
>>225226158You joke but this is what our shit looks like in the U.S
Just painted my en-suite bathroom, and I can’t sleep because the VOCs are giving me a headache
>>225226164On a good dayOn a good day
>>225226074Miguel https://youtu.be/x8-Wpxu7hag?is=NnGIcd3m_TdvAVQY
The other thread is literally one guy on a pass spamming lol>>225226171The Dutch East India company really is a bunch of rascals ain't they
I would very much like putting my pp in a black girl
I went to the grocery store today and a guy told me my shoe laces were leaking and I looked at my shoelaces
any porn addicts here?
>>225226345stupidass
>>225226345Nothing wrong with having a laugh>>225226297same, though it'll likely be an Asian I put my PP into first
>>225226368You'll stick it in someone one of these daysI beliebe
Got a frozen 'za in ze oven.
These are putrid.
>>225226257
>>225226406>got a 'za in the oven
Movie idea: guy goes back in time to kidnap himself as a child to train to like rule the world or something and like kidnapping his kid self changes the outcome of events so all his tips are like bogus and then like he realizes he already invented time travel and it's pretty sweet but the machine breaks because young him spills juice on it or something and then like he goes to jail or whatever
>>225226387Thanks fren>>225226406What kind>>225226161Really? I thought Mexico was investing a lot into their fossil fuel industry for obvious reasons. Or is it the anti-Americanism in it?
quebecois niggas be like"where's the boeuf???"
>>225226467>What kindSpinach. Gonna put a fuckton of Parmesan on it, and maybe some pepper.
>>225226425Where did you get this picture of me
I slept like 6 to 2am and now I don't know what to do until daylight lol
>>225226496Dov'è la Befana?
Good night frens>>225226513Sounds good but I bet it makes you smell like shit
>>225226548????????
Pizza makes you stinky?
>>225226542what
>>225226562Italian sisters our response
canadian sisters, our reponse?
>>225226597>our responseProbably something like this
Everyone likes their own brand.
do you think whores go to hell?
do we like this body type?personally i like it a lot, it seems very womanly>its fatits not too much, it feels to me like how a woman should be. imagine how comfy it would be to cuddle with this
>>225226646Worried about your mom’s fate?
>>225226664Having the distinct fat roll edges it into unenthusiastic would territory
>>225226666quads but no, just prostitutes in general.
>>225226664Gonna be a hamplanet by 25
>>225226664It's not that she's too fat, it's that she has too little muscle beneath the fat. Get her doing heavy weights for 12 months and she'd be great
https://youtu.be/jg8r4CfoZLI
Have you said "please" and "thank you"?
Huge get coming up on /tg/>>>/tg/98777777
>>>/tg/
>>225227004Should I go for it with the n word?
>>225226958You dont have the cards
>>225227083dunno but post in my thread if you do >>>/tg/98760174
>>225227237How is mtg now? I haven't played since ravnica/time spiral
>>225227299UncIt's... fine I guess, I make it work for me
>>225227347You want to set up webcams and battle my sliver deck?
>>225227383No, that's dumb. If you download arena and build it I'll play you.
>>225227409I wasn't askingI play ancient ziggurat and tap for W to play plated sliverYour mover
lifting in my living room and looking at a slideshow of pretty women on my TV for motivation
>>225227490Oh you're funny. You should try playing again, it's fun
>>225227648What are you using for weightDo you have adjustable dumbbells?They look cool
>>225227675I sold most of my good rares a long time ago (all my unhinged/unglued lands ;_;)I basically have a sliver deck and mono red sligh and some long boxes of shitMight be fun to do a draft tournament
>>225227681using dumbbells today (adjustable but plate loaded) but I also have a barbell and ez bar, used to have a real setup with a rack but had to ditch it to move into an apartment
>>225227049Is that the transgender board
>>225227793They all are and always were
>>225227716Damn, those are worth so much now too.For me though? The unsanctioned lands.>Might be fun to do a draft tournamentA new set just came out yesterday, your lgs is probably drafting it
>>225227886The foils are selling like 120 a pop now and I had a full play set of swamps and islands lol They weren't going for that much when I sold them
>>225227648pump status: full forceI'm gonna be jacked as shit for the next 10 minutes but I don't go to work for 3 hours
Just finished my book. It only took me three fuckin hours. Jeez. Very good, though, 4/5.
Good morning idiots.
