Foid of Reflection Edition Previous >>225223164
Fuck off dude. We're using the Zoom Zoom new and that's final.
Poison
Poop funny
Is this the one?
>>225225914dont even know what state that is
>>225225982going off the filename, Im gonna guess iowa
>>225226004never heaed of it
Gonna post in this one not the faggot namefag one
He made it early as well trying to snipe it because he's a pathetic faggot
this would have worked better if you used a better op image
>>225226085that old guy is kino though
i heard this was the incel containment thread
>>225226096zoomie has never had sex
I've had sex
with men
me rn
not fond of namefags
why are zoomers such attention seeking faggots?
>>225226133fatass
>>225226183he always starts spamming right before a thread ends so he can try to snipe the OP
no canadians.good.
Zoomie would be in shambles if they ever bring back ip counters
>>225226232Cancer loves cancer so they stick to the namefag threads
big fan of malfoid
>>225226201Everyone always talks about how small the penises on roman statues are but they're literally the size of my penis
Big fan of this thread
>>225226295The romans were gay so they liked small cocks
>>225226332that doesn't make me feel better. A flaccid penis is normally like 3 inches so why does everyone say roman penises are small
teenis gang
>>225226349just be gay
How much does the boss burrito from Taco John's cost right now? I want to go get it after work because I haven't had any fast food in three years but I don't want to like $20
>>225226364prefer gock gang
>just be gay
zoomie is disrespecting a site older than he is on its birthday
>>225226476should have done the gock post instead
>>225226438girl gock?
all the posts in this thread? me.
>>225226516actually it's all me
>>225226516zoom zooms threads are all him
it's time we admitted zoom zoom's thread is better and we apologize to him.i'll start. zoom zoom, i'm sorry.
>>225226592shut up zoomfaggot
namefags lost
new mcconaughey movie sucks ass
maybe gock isn't so bad
>>225226852thoughts on gock?
>>225226724This
I have namefags filtered
>>225226909never seen one in person. i imagine they're quite something.
woke up 5 hours early awardgonna get a pump for 4 hours so the workwife will see me and get all mushy and gushy
>>225227005>never seen one in personthis nigga never got laid
>>225227177me but smiling
zoom faggot splits the thread then goes to sleep, should just be perma'd already
>>225227192total tripfag and namefag death but also caring about thread splitting is some of the most virginistic shit imaginable
Should I play her game?
we love are zoomzoom dont we fokes
>>225227234Yes she's hot
Why do normies always act surprised that france is rioting as if they don't do it literally every year
>>225227273they never accomplish anything with it either, they sperg out for a bit then whatever change it is that they were protesting against goes through anyway, only the firefighters ever manage anything
>>225227254but is the game fun
>>225227231It slows the thread and gives you less to read
Call me when they tear down the Eiffel Tower
>>225227449It's pretty meh in the day but looks nice lit up
i will touch my penis to naked women and there's nothing they can do to stop me. sorry ladies! it's goon time!
Every time I refresh there's more art of her, jk rowling must be seething she didn't think of this
eating mcdonalds at 5 am
>>225227657brekkie of champs
mcdonalds sold me an old ass brown on the inside mcfish recently, they refunded it and made me a fresh one but the fact that they served it to me in the first place is a bit of a concern, still ate the "fresh" one regardless
>>225227695for me it's a steak bagel and a coffee
mcdonalds should go back to it's 90s packaging everything used to be more soulful
>>225227657
>>225227807this show seems like it was made by and for troons so I've never watched it
>>225227811
me
remember it's not gay if it's downlow
>>225227904german shepards are the white man's dog
beginning operation p.o.o. (i'm pooping btw)
>>225228004brit post
operation successful, ready for debrief: solid plop
>>225228112bristol stool chart status?
They're making a new runescape
>>2252281602.5 sir
>>225228279brown girls are cutesimple as
Blond hair white women are cute
lifted too early and now I've nothing to do until the wagecage calls
>>225228529>wagie has to work sundaysgrim
>>225228550it's voluntary, I picked a shift upI've been in overtime for two weeks in a row and my entire shift today is OT
>>225228583I just get a salary I don't have shifts
>>225228597I'm happy for you bro
It's time to move to Marietta, Ohio
>>225228916https://youtu.be/G6NK0AVM6bs
need a gf to feed me like this
>>225228180Hi gayness
>>225229135is that supposed to be a jason reference? I am just a random boomer not jason
This thread is a lot worse than the other one before everyone went to bed
>>225228944Sex with Marietta O'Hio
>>225229695It's better actually because there's no tripfag
>>225229695then post something of value
I knew it!
The most important thing CRISPRfags could do is develop mice that look exactly like mouse sized but otherwise perfectly proportioned human women. Imagine the pufferfish video with one of those hot damn. They should still have mouse brains or be retarded to shut moralfags up.
>>225231888
My neighbor has a speaker pressed up against the shared wall that keeps repeating “I can see you did you know that”
only faggots hate zoom zoom because he's trad
>>225231936>>225232032Remember they're mice they just look like women. If you wanted to be gaywads you could keep them in cages with little beer box houses and feed them pellets or whatever. Imagine if your car was infested with tiny women chewing through the wires.
zoomie lost, do not recycle, do not reuse
>>225232396why not just anime mice girls?
It's 6:15 am and I got my cheese crackers on standby
I want to be a wolf man like Legoshi
It's gonna be hot again today triple digitsI thought it was fucking autumn? What the fuck is going on
>>225232414Why not? Why the fuck not? They gave mice woolly mammoth hair and they've CRISPRd mice with snake DNA to not have any legs (serpentized) why not make furfag anime girl mice. As long as they're still mice what's the problem.
>>225232530furfaggots gaining acceptance and freakshit not being constantly ridiculed at every opportunity was the true death of this site
>>225232541they need to be smart enough to consent so I can have sex with them
>>225232573That would trigger normalniggers too much. Besides if they're smart enough to call the cops they're smart enough to call the cops or #MeToo you. Stay focused.
>>225232547You are a hater. Stop your niggercel tendencies
>>225232627It's okay they're not human so they can't have human rights
Pol supports Russia but then like to ignore the fact that a majority of the pro Putin oligarchy has Israeli citizenship and so do many of the people in the Russian government
I'm just thinking out loud here. I'm just saying. There's a whole world of possibilities here and the only reason we can't be there right now is because normies lack vision and courage.
>>225232686They also loved orangeman and shilled for him for years and he loves israel, they've always supported israel they're just too dumb to realize it, for as much as they talk about psyops they fall for a new one every other day
Russia is to Jews what Canada is to Jeets
Why are you talking about /pol/ like it matters I guess it does matter though, they changed the course of an American presidential election in 2016. Mental how the I ternet has become real life
>>225233025It's actually the opposite. Russian is the third most spoken language in Israel
I made this and posted it on /r9k/ in 2009 I've seen it make the rounds. Nobody really says you mad anymore, but at the time it had quite a circulation including being posted on the "You Mad" Know Your Meme page
ah, sunday iced coffee
There's a little black duckSitting in the waterA little black duck Doing what he oughta
new mouse's wheel squeaks when scrolling
>>225233348shouldve got a hamster wheel
The new Hamster Wheel™For that all-day hamster feel.
what's your guyses relationship with your mother like
>>225233612i don't talk to her, haven't had contact with her in a few years, don't have her on facebook, don't like her. she's an abusive alcoholic.
She died when I was young but I loved her, she was sweet and loving
I just took a huge blumpf
technohttps://youtube.com/watch?v=70EfC2CtJg0
good morning /cum/chums
Gog and Magog were sitting on a log.Gog fell off, so who was left?
fur mich, minimal technoyoutu.be/xY4FgpoQdaE
krav magog
>>225233937i've not the foggiest idea
I feel zesty today
>>225233996Wait, when you was a kid you never heard the "Pete and Re Pete were sitting on a log" joke?
>>225234081i watched pete and pete on nickelodeon
/cum/ is a Zest-free zone. Any zest displayed here is punishable by a fine of up to $2,000 and 3 years jailtime
You know that the work in India is actually very dangerous when they forgo the safety sandals
>>225234104But you never heard the joke?
>>2252258884chan staff should have the report options split when the report options has a backslash / character This will allow for more specific reports, while still belonging to the same group and popping up in the same category with more intel
>>225234129nope. i did have a strange early memory, shrouded in a sort of amnesia, of these two boys i knew, as kids we lived on the same block, and they were naked laying on a log in a sort of wooded area behind a house. odd memory, maybe a strange dream that became a memory in my mind.
Man, if they don't say the Pete and Re Pete joke anymore, then I'm an old bastard
Tomorrow is Monday
The Sutra of Mindfulness says, "When walking, the practitioner must be conscious that he is walking. When sitting, the practitioner must be conscious that he is sitting. When lying down, the practitioner must be conscious that he is lying down .... No matter what position one's body is in, the practitioner must be con-scious of that position. Practicing thus, the practitioner lives in direct and constant mind-fulness of the body . . ." The mindfulness of the positions of one's body is not enough, how-ever. We must be conscious of each breath, each movement, every thought and feeling, every-thing which has any relation to ourselves.
The wagie has to work tomorrow lmao
What is /cum/'s favourite NFL team?As far as I can remember there are a few Bills fans in this general.
>>225234678I'm at work right now
>>225234767bears
>>225234767Bears.
>>225235162me as the fat drunk
zoomie thread fell off the catalog without hitting the bump limit, he was once again rejected and will still crawl back and try to threadsplit like he's not hated
Don't name tripfags It feeds their ego and keeps them coming back
Shoulda never left San Dig
Dehydrated Dr Pepper flavorings and its called Dr Prepper
Is this accurate NYC anons?https://youtube.com/shorts/fBnSWnDtjhs
swag
What the fuck is a darfur
TEENAGE WASTELANDITS INLY TEENAGE WASTELAND WERE ALL WASTED
Say what you will, but I would've like to have riden shotgun with Epstein and Ghislaine at least one time
>>225235400I believe it's a place in the Sudan
Thinking bout throwing a crisp roman.
cum meetup in south sudan
>>225235393them titties ain't no crime
>Chuddha>The word blends "Chud" and "Buddha". In ancient Pali texts, chuddha actually means "thrown away" or "rejected," which fits the theme of emotional detachment.
>AW FU--
All you ladies pop yo pussy like this,Shake ya body don't stop don't quit.All you ladies pop yo pussy like this,Shake ya body don't stop don't quit.
You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket
Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eatYou're my only friend, Abu
Might get a reservation at Dorsia
south sudan seems kino, shame they dont have street view
Fluff muffin
>>225235593South Sudan is actually the country with the lowest human development rate in the world
>>225235630At least they ain't got no trannies
My science teacher Sister Margaret refused to use the term "Sloppy Joe" because she thought it was vulgar. She would say for lunch they're serving mince sandwiches
If you'll excuse me, I have to return some videotapes.
>>225228597Salary is far worse
Can't believe girls are teenagers up until the age of 30 now.
>>225235753Salary is best, fuck working shifts
why does the choosin' texas girl look like a mexican tranny
>>225235773I looked her up cuz I thought she was beaner but Apparently she's just white
>>>/lit/25569670>>>/lit/25569670>>>/lit/25569670>>>/lit/25569670
>>225235769No, it really isn't but they want you to think that because it saves them a ton in wages
>>225235815It's best as long as you're not working overtime
no fish
>>225235753>>225235815nta but this is only someone who has no real life experience would say, every single high level career pays in salary+bonuses only lower tier wagecuck jobs pay hourly, the kind of people who tell you salary is a scam are usually people who work in a dead end manual labor job where they want hourly pay because overtime will let them get to $30 an hour at last, meanwhile the majority of salaried jobs are do nothing email jobs, no one is paying mechanics or factory workers salary
>>225235833>HDRFancy nigga
>>225235773Republicans think sunscreen has sneed oil in it o algo
>>225234678>tomorrowThe grind never stops bro
the majority of women without makeup will make you not want a wife. t. have been around a few A tier models
Theres one brazillian at least who hates america to a comedic degree and idgi. Did we ever even do anything to brazil?
>>225235890If so, it'll be in this book.
Apparently if you ever had sex, you are a rapist cause consent can be revoked at any time
Harrowing body cam video where a drunk UFC fighter is denied boarding a n a plane and the police have to deal with him. Personally I wouldve just shot him. I'm not going to to toe with a pro fighter even if I got 5 other cops with me
>>225235824>as long as you're not working overtimeThat's the dig, they can decide when your shifts start and stop and you won't get anything for it. Salary is fucking gay. No incentives, no OT, raises are pidly little 2k/year nonsense. Obviously it depends a lot on who you're working for, some places salary is just fine. But by and large it's a cheap trick by employers to squeeze more work out of people for less pay. Meanwhile, hourly jus tmeans you get paid for time you spend working, OT or incentives included. What's not to like about that?
>>225235987link?
>>225235980I identify as the raped so that's not possible
Salary is much better than hourly pay, hebrew nonsense to believe otherwise
>>225235859>no life experienceQuite the opposite really. Even high pay career salary jobs expect you to work 50-60 hours a week. You're not getting over time for that. You may or may not get bonuses, depending on the job. Literally wage slavery and people like you think it's the goal, not the means, because it's what you've been sold your whole life. Personally, I like to get paid for the time I work. It's why I'll likely never make more than 200k in a year, but honestly 180k for a "dead end" job where my time is compensated for is plenty for me
>>225235885
>>225236062https://youtu.be/1j9cDw1Nemk?si=ro_D5PfVYRm1YrgDI can't find the exact video I watched but this is the gist of it. It's Dustin Poirier
DON'T look up what percentage of Switzerland's population self-identifies as trans
>>225236152>Even high pay career salary jobs expect you to work 50-60 hours a week>You may or may not get bonusesYeah this doesn't happen, enjoy working as a mechanic til you're 90 and dying on the job
>>225236245I have a better retirement plan than you do. My coworker just retired at 45, nigger. Keep running the rat race, though, it keeps my hourly rates high
alright let's not start using that language
>>225236300>I have a better retirement plan than you doSure you do sweaty now get out there and bust your back for that time and a half you'll make it some day
>>225236129I prefer living life one banana at a time
You know I don't like that kinda tawk
The jews are the reason I'm a deadbeat drunk
>>225236342Wisest /cum/ poster. Based.
>>225236300If you don't use a pension or insurance I'm calling cap. Markets aren't a plan
>>225225388update: still here unfortunately
>>225236388At least you're awake before noon
>Anon, we need you to work on your days off, there's nobody to cover the shifts
Not even 9am and I'm already blazed AF. I need moar coffee!!!
check out this badass motherfuckerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWsSfRvtEWI
>>225236400i activate my blaze card! >>225236404
>>225236400what is your job
>Ingeborg Hallstein sings Frühlingsstimmen Walzer by Johann Strauss
>>225236400But I get overtime pay so this makes me superior to the salaried worker who spent 5 minutes sending emails at their work from home job then the rest of the day jerking off while making ten times as much as me :)
>>225236451Male gigolo
>>225236388f
>>225236451Security guard
heading to dairy queen for a corn syrup blizzard. you nigs want anything
>>225236532Gimme the Aspartame Sundae
I'm gonna ask my cousin to marry me. It's legal in iowa
>>225236594whats his name?
My girl cousins look like literal models, how the fuck am I so ugly
>>225236605Shayn
>>225236605
>>225236619Well are you girl?
>>225236646No, stoopit
>>225236644Based fellow Harry Partridge fan!
>>225236644It's gay queer not gay funny
Someone tried to gas a school in Portland
>>225236694No idea who that is, I just took the webm that a Swede posted
>>225236698It's adam and eve not adam and steve
>>225236730Jesus was a gay kike
He was gay, Jesus?
Zoom lost
>>225236742While I agree with the sentiment that gays and likes are both bad, the contemporary Jew has little to nothing to do with the Jews in Bible stories.Except they both worship satan, like Jesus said.
>>225236861give me the rundown on this schizo
KEEP GOD OUT OF CALIFORNIA!
Gas is over $6 a gallon nowI put in $20 yesterday and the needle didn't even move
>>225236907This man got $20 on pump 3Where you goin, pump 4?
>>225236907The life of a calicuck
>>225236907Broke nigger alert.
>>225236907You're a loser, the president said it himself. Imagine NOT winning in this golden age holy shit I'd kill myself if I was losing in this GOLDEN AGE we are currently living in
>>225236946Fuck you I didn't know how much it'd gone up, I always put $20
>>225236907I think it's hilarious how gas is even more expensive in California than the most expensive gas in Canada. Here in Vancouver it's like 199.99c/litre CAD while with the exchange in Cali you're paying closer to 249.99c/litre CAD. Normally it's the American gas that's way cheaper. Lots of stories of Americans coming up here to go shopping and being stunned by the price of fuel, it's very common. So I think it's funny that the tables have been turned.
>>225236907Prices were higher when Biden was president.
>>225237074That's because of California taxes rather than the actual gas supply which is what makes their governor look like a retard anytime he blames Trump for the gas prices
>>225237074California pays the most for gas out of every other state because our retarded Dem politicians enacted "green policies" to where we have to add special chemicals to the gas to reduce smog and the cost of adding these chemicals raises the price
Even before the current issue with Iran California had some of the most expensive gas in the whole union
wiki voyage has a travel guide for outer space
>>225237239Yes, see>>225237226
abominable intelligence should never be trusted
Calihaters wish they could be us. It's pathetic.
>>225237008No reason to ever put $20 in other than just filling up.
If you live in California, you're getting taxes out the fucking ass for absolutely EVERYTHINGI went to Colorado and my jaw dropped when I saw the prices of gas and rent. You can get a 2 bedroom apartment for a price that would t get you a room in somebody's house here
>>225236907I voted for this
>>225237391What is one desirable thing about your life?
>>225237392I live a mile from my work and don't go anywhere so that used to get me through the week
>>225237458And you really think that's a good reason?
>Hi Anon! No, my son isn't home yet, baby. You're welcome to come in and wait. Can I get you anything? Anything at all?
Im so stressed lately and it looks like I might be getting fired
>>225237503Uh, yes? It worked for me, you Sputmuttering Jackanape, I refused to be judged by your simple mortal standards.
>>225237391Why the hell would I want the government here in Chicago to allow junkies to shoot up in front of an elementary school I would never wish to be LA we're already bad enough
>>225237539You just posted about how it didn't work out for you, and now you're acting too stupid to put 1 & 1 together
>>225237591Ok I'm gonna explain this so even you can understand. BEFORE THE PRICE IF FAS QENT UP $20 USED TO LAST ME A WEEK. It doesn't anymore. Now do you understand? Fool.
How much do you reckon a bus weighs?
>>225237634>I am too stupid to think about the future and how things might change, or to make plans for such a thing!!!!1We get it, buddy.
>>225237653Between 1/2 and 1/3 as much as your mom.
got rid of the yeast on my face. i think i have keloid or hypertropic scarring which is bad because i can not afford micro needling
Caught 2 extremely pretty brookies today
Nothin like fresh fish straight out the river, you should cook and eat it right there
were you eating pussy lad
I just had a great idea. If I ever get a girl I'm gonna take a folding table to the rive, put a nice tablecloth and flowers and candles on it, bring a bbq grill, catch some fish straight out the river and cook and prepare them right there and have a lovely fish dinner with my girl (this will never happen)
>>225237850The day you go to try that is the day you skunk unfortunately lolI never catch shit when I'm trying to show off. The fish can tell
>>225237954Yeah you're actually probably right
I gave a homeless beggar $20 (a lot but I didn't have smaller bills), and he thanked me, turned around, and farted on me...?
>>225238089That is his was of saying that "you're the shit"
ordered some pasta
hello
>>225237850you'll do nothing
I forgot I'm not human and I smiled at a girl and she did that "as if" face and rolled her eyes.
woke up at 1:00 pm award
>>225236384It's both, substantial growth when you're young then safer growth as you get closer to retirement>markets aren't a planThey're not a plan but if you want to live well in retirement you'd be a fool to ignore it
>>225238192It's 10am albeit.
Peace
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