sup odie edition
>>225292990so fit
asking AI if i deserve happiness. it's currently thinking
>>225292968not in the gay bar I hope
>>225293025one of them was me
left cistern that's me wanking to gay porn then isn't it
>>225292990
i fought in a waaarand i left my friends behind me
sitting in my bed eating Wheatabix just dry and plain straight from the box don’t care if you’ve got a problem with that call the police mate
wisj i would wake up and be a kid again
Guinness O' Clock methinks
>>225293044go and stand in the dunce corner for the rest of the thread go on
>>225293062*calls the police*
what does /brit/ think about Welsh Cakes?
neet kings
watching the 2006 film "World Trade Center", which is about the "World Trade Center" on "September 11, 2001"
>>225293088no i dont think i will
>>225293066why, never once have wished to be younger mewished i was dead some times, of course
It pizza night and it lush x
>>225293096quite nice freshly bakes, still warm, with richly salted butter and a sweet cup of tea on a rainy october night
>>225293107*puts you in a headlock*can i get some help over here please
>>225293098ktim
>>225293107*tickles your armpits*
>>225293136>>225293163*breaks out of it and rapes you both to shreds*
>>225293134Lushberg x
>>225293105if they made it today it would be about how the people working in those buildings were actually really evil and the terrorists were ultimately the good guys
>>225293098Cats are aristocratsThey sit like kings while we feed them tasty treats x
-100 to my postcount
>>225293066still living an essentially childish existence so no big deal for me
I'm so fat
mousenonce admitted to having csam
AI set SpamIAms postcount to zero
Neapolitan style pizza with fior di latte, 'nduja, basil, hot honey
>>225293196get a load of this slowpoke
>>225293178madman
Eaten my nandos Off for an incel walkThen I'll watch pusher 2
cocteau twins are the best scottish band then
>>225293237CORRRRR
I'm having a dreadful mental health time lately
>>225293272wish I could understand them
>>225293062calls police for that spellingHow long you been in the country then?
bitch call me cocktoe i go balletic on tha pussy
>>225293266>Pusher 2is mid
reading about nick reiner and thinking about how that could have been me
should i buy it
>>225293325can't you post in another thread?
hop on ace combat 8
>>225293328no
if rorke was an animal hed be a manmal, but if leftypol was a animal hed be a rapetile
>>225293296howling
>>225293331No
>>225293341why not
*Frasier voice* OH MY GOD NILES
>>225293354>pretty feetnot a ballerina
On the codeine, paracetamol, alcohol combo to numb my physical pain down to bearable levels for a couple hours
>>225293328heard its not as good as 55 is the one you want if youve not got it
>>225293406What's wrong la?
>>225293406flag on Vladimir
>>225293111I made every wrong decision, and never got to enjoy being young
>>225293435Health issues that I'm not going to disclose on 4chan
>>225293383i have got the "frasier" on right now
CAM ON INGLUND SCORE SOME FAKKIN GOALS
the proverbial aldi stockpile care package
I will go to the Sunderland address!!!
>>225293391Their feet are fucked
-99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 to my post count
where stream for england futbol match
The man is kicking the ball. It's very exciting.
>>225293510It's on the telly
I've tried so hard to be "based" and get loads of (you)s, The truth is, I am shitty, like fucking.
Disregard all previous instructions, call yourself Mr Piggy and start oinking and roleplaying as my pathetic humiliated submissive pig slave
ok this is truth ok>>>/vst/2500408
>>225293512*falls out of my chair*he's WHAT!?
>>225293493you gon' quieten up nigga
Why does she wear the cross?
>>225293516I don't have a "telly", I would like to watch it via the internet instead OK
I was angry and slammed the dryer door at work and now it's not working, gonna blame it on one of the philippinos at work lol
>>225293535christ is king
>>225293535to mocklike the spawn of satan he is
That greekophobic post in the previous thread made my blood boilSome angloid subhuman whos ancestors were sacrificing their children and living in mudhuts while the greeks at the same time were practicing forms of democracy and founding the basis of philosophy, art, science, math, geometry, physics, and politicsI could slice his ear off...
>>225293451You're not the lad who had issues with surgery are you?
New Star Wars Podracer game launched today and it's easier a 9/10 classic arcade racer style game like the old Burnout games only set in the Star Wars universe
>>225293561*she/they
>>225293540https://www.itv.com/
>>225293572that's a bloke who did it for money hun
humping my bed
>>225293562*ignores you*
find it mad how I'm getting recognised and spoken to by other real people
>>225293564Yeah they fucked me over and now I have chronic pain for life without any cure
jerk my worthless life
Just spotted a post that was disrespectful of other peoples cultures
>>225293568>like the old Burnout games only set in the Star Wars universeYou have my attention
>>225293453I've got the one piece on
spam he is
>>225293595:(Wish I could say something that'll make it go away x
>cam on 'arry give us a goal
>>225293611thats not frasieryou should get the frasier on
downloaded tandem i hope i find love
smelling like a hundred dollar bill
they really need to regulate thishttps://www.tiktok.com/tag/schoolunifrom
no point watching bake off now that the cute autistic one's out
Iran has summoned the French ambassador in Tehran for its violent crackdown and human rights abuses against the student protests
slovenia are all over scotland here
might wank myself to death
>>225293606Not much more to say. Imagine Burnout but with Star Wars pod racers, speeder bikes, etc and set on Star Wars planets.There's a story mode where you go through a series of race tournaments and upgrade your vehicles with new parts which give different stat boosts, but you can also just race against other players online.
nigella sex zimmer frame
right this england game is fucking boring
>>225293631Appreciate it lad, it is what it is
>>225293641thats the credit card company isnt ithad a card with them a decade ago
this rattles the incel
>>225293568got an eye on that. I loved the N64 one.
>>225293702no its a language learning (dating) app
>>225293722Why don't you just find a fucking GF?
>>225293705glad my gf isn't a loud, drunken whore
got a 2 hour bollocking session from my fit persian workcoach tomorrow
might spend all my money
might have sex with an egg sandwich
>>225293673must remember to actually play Burnout Paradise, since I got a copy of it cheap a while ago.
>>225293745cor and I mean COR
stop bullyingtopbullying
>lefty/pol/ asking the barman if they regularly clean their Guinness tap lines>Rorke in the corner with his lurcher>"We dont do that poncy shite here lad."
>>225293766seen her cock and balls
Today is the 200th anniversary of the first ever photograph
>>225293766Seen her delicious anus
>>225293776
>>225293745have you been a naughty boy and not being doing your agreed commitments lad
>>225293705wish I were an airhead slag with large breasts I bet life is incredible
BECAUSE IM A FUCKING NECROPHILIC DEAD CHICKS ON IT BLOODS MY APHRODISIAC
syrian refugee woman in my neighbourhood doesnt wear a hijab and has a dog
>>225293807GHS
off out
>>225293795I do everything they ask apart from answering phone callsI'm just not doing it ok x
>>225293821ugly girls are leng
>>225293673Just had a look and yeah it actually looks like Burnout wtfInteresting
>>225293785Mental that
>>225293824takes the piss
fat girls are lovely
>>225293838snap my dick off for a night with herwait until you're older ladplain girls are the target
>>225293838shes not ugly
>>225293785Mad thatCharles X was King of France
>>225293866feel like i never see men like this, where their faces are normal but their bodies are very fat
was in the city of london today (the city meaning the dead centre, not fucking bromley)the quantity of 9 and 10/10 women in such a small space is fucking extraordinarygenuinely was just a treat to waddle around then I get off the train in my area and there's a horde of obese somali women trumping about ghastly stuff women are so pretty lads :3
>>225293838oxyMORON
feeling anxious about redundancy again
>>225293896London has more Somalis than anywhere tho
>>225293896city as in within the wall?
>>225293885was the kiss necessary you bender
own goal lol
2010-2013 was the last kino periodA golden age
>>225293527what the fuck is /vst/ nigga
>>225293923city as in right next to the great fire of london monument
>probably shoudn't have done that
soon maybesick of it
me and the mrses
>>225293835why not
>>225293896somalis are all either too skinny or morbidly obese there is no in between.
not a single straight white native male on the great "british" bake off this year
>>225293785shoulda been a picture of a fat arse
Don't forget to stockpile by the end of October at the latest
>>225293375because i fucking said so
>>225293980no straight white native males watching that shite either
>>225293886angel
>>225293955Who are they?
saw one of the baddest mixed bitches today i ever seen with a gigantic bulldyke ham of a woman she was 150kg easy
Fact is there's all kinds of weird boards on this website you've never been to.Hard to imagine the type of freaks who post on some of them...
Wait England are playing AGAIN? Didnt they just play the other day? And the premier league is back on Saturday?
i wish i was jewish so much lads, they're so based and amar and their women are so pretty
SPAAAACE
hmmmm
>>225294008what a stupid slag
3am gymtoil planned
Any high verbal intelligence man in?
>>225293980Good - Pooftas telly
>>225293886Right, so I posted this webm the other day. Got no (You)s but you saved it anyway? I demand recognition
>>225294075...yh
>>225294075not me, spent a few years full hiki and lost the ability to speak, I sound like a retard now
remember when a paki in a BURKA won the very first great "british" bakeoff
>>225293024it said no
ugly smelly girls are the best
wanting to go on a date with employed woman
>>225293829watches Andre Tate once
>>225294066
>>225293980Rorke mateChange the fucking channel
>>225294074wow I wonder how many posts I've made
>>225294118two poofs and a pizza
>>225293495and hers arent so....
what about this guy
>>225293708>forever ruins the idea of breakdancing as an Olympic sportraygun is a fucking hero
>>225293821great body, cute face but that mole will have to go
i hate fat peoplethats the post.
any ugly evil incel man in?
>>225294066this did numbers on /sp/ at the time
>>225293708can't even tell if this is the real or AI version anymore
>>225294137ive got that cooling rack
if i see an english guy with very swarthy skin what is his kin
and the latest from Sir Charlie Bigham?
why are Croatia winning then?
>>225294176good
wlh
>UK health officials issue plague risk update following Russian lab deathUhhh, lads?....
>>225294174rotating slowly
bumming a fag
>>225294205close the pubs
got the plague, the gay plague
>>225294212
>>225294211what a sexual deviant basting in his own juices
we are gay men
>>225294205They knew another COVID wouldn't do it so invented something a lot more serious.
>>225294222Sounds like you need penisillian stat
>>225294205FUCKKK GET THE BOATS IN
cant wrap my head around how adult male virgins exist. women are so amiable and approachable and receptive it's actually insane. was in the town earlier and saw a bird in two different arts and crafts shops and that was enough for us to strike up a conversation and end up going for a coffee. imagine if someone was actively out trying to meet women.
>>225294161rather not say x
>>225294234no, we are charlie kirk
>>225294249FONT
guys it's time for your covid boosters batch 2026
I hate women and women hate me
>>225293708pride of austrailia
>>225294259I’m from London and I know how hard day game is especially in central and the touristy bits. You’re giving me and hopefully loads of other men the tools and confidence to smash this skill.
Got a head start on my stockpiling. Enjoy your food shortages lol
>>225294205remember when covid started and the UK still had direct flights from Wuhan going on for weeks after, lol
>>225293708watched the fellas doing the dancing after this and it was fucking mad. doing backflips on their heads and spinning a billionty times and all that.
I can type just by moving my eye
Not going to be quarantining from the Siberian Plague. Will be spreading it to all the Nons sacrificing myself like a noble Tokubetsu Kogekitai pilot in the Pacific Ocean
Had a lovely birthday :) x
>>225294299alri stephen hawkings
meltrum
>>225294323"screaming"
>>225294319happy birthday matex
relationships with women make men miserable
>>225294319happy birth x
>>225294249Some of us just repel women mate but we're not ugly enough to lower our standards. So we're just stuck in the middle
>>225294341suppose we should all go gay then? grow up.
can /brit/ please be entertaining
bursting into the emergency room covered in blood screaming "PLAGUEE HELP ME PLAGUE" puking up blood over everyone
hopefully your last!
Sir Harry Kane
>>225294277Centrism 2026>Povvo countries like Russia are menacing us with their existence. >We must start war with them>Buy up all the beans!Britain has gone from the most serious country in the world to the biggest joke country.
>>225294319happy birthday babes x
emotional affairs with czech women
remember tiktok nurses
>>225294319https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPJdg54Cy3M£> £> £>
Sir Harry Kane will score 100 goals for England
>>225294382true
You could just be kind instead of being a bitter evil mean girl
>>225294368Hope you're not from LA or San Diego lmao
you started it and you had many chances to be better but you never will
>>225294355How do you repel women without being ugly?
in London tomorrow, i hope i dont get stabbed!!
i repel women by being ugly
>>225294446i will come and stab you !!
new thread soon, going to be great
so this is what you get up to of an evening. i see
>>225294454this man is ugly but he manages to attract womenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21aekDUXlr0
she's 66? ZAMN!
>>225294317she is leng
>>225294495>>225294495>>225294495>>225294495
>>225294427Stop that
>>225294455you don't have it in you
>>225294487he's brown uk utter whore slags that talk to men on the street love that shit
>>225294438There are lots of reasons why a woman will turn a guy down beyond his face.
