>>225321024
had my wisdom teeth out last week and the medications they have me on have severely fucked up my stomach I am over the throwing up but my stomach has not stopped bubbling even for a second
Mongols were more based than the romans>Ended golden age islam>Pulverized the most powerful jewish kingdom> Defeated china AND persia despite being 900000x smaller and weaker>Would have eventually conquered a large percentages of europe and arabia had they maintained expansion
Hotline Bling is one of the greatest reggae tracks ever
and another is Informer, so two of the greatest reggae tracks in the history of man were actually the work of Canadian! Mad respect!
>>225323618still trash
>>225323932https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7MTder7KK6E&pp=ygUOYWJiYSB3aGl0ZSBtYW4%3D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9hcXD4cSGE*s
Kids don’t cost 200k. Indians shit out 7 kids each and most of them are dirt poor. The problem is that many people in the current age worship at the altar of comfort. Why make a material sacrifice for something greater than yourself when everything greater than yourself is a social construct?
>>225323975I mean these guys are a dime a dozen, I know the guy who produced an album by Alborosie, a Sicilian toaster, and that shit sounds just like that
>>225323999still doesn't change the fact that the average births per woman has been under 2 for decades
I’m ordering a 5ft silicone sex doll, and no one will stop me.
>>225324029based if true
>>225324029just ordered an artillery bombardement on your house
>>225324048that’s mean :(
>>225324025I’m not trying to change anything, just commenting on it. I don’t believe in subjectivity to be clear, I’m just describing it in context of their beliefs and worldview
The doctor said my mom should have had an abortion
>van in the swamp>green privacy bushes>half a dozen hound dogs>divorced>1.9 childrenliterally can't suffer in america
>>225324066never challenge me
my pot dealer friend who sold me the shrooms sent me a vid of Zappa doing Interstellar Overdrive with the Floyd! I ain't much of a Floyd fan, but he is. The guy's a bit of a handful, but he's sharp as a needle, he's a ranked Go player.
I think I'm gonna wet the bed tonight. My mattress is a thirsty girl.
>>225324075you know who else should've had an abortion
And you know, while I may come off as an international man of mystery in these posts, all of which are true, at the end of the day, I'm just an incel with an incel faggot life! Like you!
>>225324120I wet my bed most nights because of the alcoholism which sucks in winter because it gets cold
And where's the respect in that, huh?
>>225323924>Empire only lasted like 150 years>successor states had less and less influence as they got Persified or TurkifiedSquandered potential, nowhere near the Romans aura
Girl I am working with told me I look like a guy who owns a cashmere sweater after the topic was brought up. Unironically what did she mean by this?
Are heated blankets safe if you piss the bed?If they are then this problem may be solved
>>225324182incoherent foid babble. forget it jake
>>225324182Probably means you look like a refined, educated sissy bottom with an appreciation for fine fabric
>>225324182She thinks you're a soft & safe beta type
>>>/adv/34990902
>>225324182She wants to suck your penis
>>225324223turn your trip back on zoomfaggot
Can you taste the precum when you suck penis
>>225324274that is the thing that drips off penises in anime portrayals, I believe
Battleship Yamato?
We need to bring back the death penalty for homosexuality
>>225324274Obviously you can taste a body fluid being sprayed into your mouth. Grow up
>>225324282remember the Piper Maru?
we love are zoomzoom don't we folx
>>225324290Maybe the taste of cock overpowers everything
>>225324286https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8OZux6hp1QI ain't gay. I JUST WANNA DO SOMETHING FREAKY TO YOU, RIIIGHT NOOOW! OH BABY!this track is so fucking good, holy shit, it is beyond perfect
Idk why tripfags are even a thing here anymore, there's so little posters now it's barely even necessary
>>225324308Don't suck pungent unwashed cock. Grow up
>>225324301he's a great guy, I voicechatted with him on one occasion...tho I hear he got shoved into a pool haha
he said I sound like Jack Sparrow! LOL!
I learnt in hentai women prefer unwashed cock because it adds flavour
It would be a fun prank to go into the city and find some girl walking alone and hold her down and take her clothes off lol
>>225324345Your mom tells me the same thing
>>225324345A small amount of sweat is fine, but it's very easy to go overboard
also, zoomzoom sounds like a John Updike character. Rah rah, don't pahk ya cah on Hahvad yahd type of stuff!
Smegma tastes very salty
I learnt hentai women have huge futa cocks and we love that
chud up or shut up
I’ve got a ton of pent-up rage and not a single person gives a fuck how I feel, so I hurt myself with a pair of pliers
Too many faggots in here
>>225324439when I was like 17 I read Z by Updike, it was an anti-Osho's sex cult in Oregon novel, so definitely chud. My parents have an Osho book or two still I think.
not enough faggots in this thread
lol this niggerfaggot website has rangebanned almost all of Ontario it seems
I am waiting for my mother to die, so I can free myself from the pain of living.
crazy how I will live to see you all driven before me in chains, forced under the yoke of servitude
>>225324485Did you know John Goodman's character in Lebowski is a spoof of John Milius, who made Conan?
>>225324445i saw a crushed pigeon in the parking lot yesterday. it wasn’t funny at all, i thought about how social pigeons are and how tight knit their flocks are and wondered if his flock were missing their boy
Women Tiktok be like>Talking to my male son in pre-k about what happened at Cornell
>>225324485i notice you left out the part about the lamentations of our women
https://youtu.be/1u7WN2zBEDc?si=9tzcwpvQV-aL6SXy
>>225324515I don't give a shit about the women. The chains will be connected to your chastity cages btw
>>225324466blame lee and the sharty for baiting him
I would describe myself as a liberalizing influence, despite frequent detours!
I would describe myself as someone who is one bad day away from killing himself.
>>225324535¡ave maria!
>>225324535Good for you dude
>>225324523so because their jannies are lazy fags they just ban like 15 million people lolimagine paying money to use this dump
>>225324466They've IP rangebanned much of the world now
If I have a good day I'll kill myself so that it's my last day
>>225324466And that's a good thing
never call a man lucky until he's seen his last day
>>225324466Ontario mentioned
>>225324560>>225324566I guess it's just us, the three amigos.And this guy if he doesn't kill himself >>225324535
>>225324535Wouldn't it be cooler if you did a last stand against narcos o algo instead of dying for nothing?
if you were a man you'd want to kill those responsible for fucking your life upsuicide is tranny coded
Mengele turned me into a newt
>>225324627hey buddy, this ain't a Russian video game! This is real life!
There was a stand-off between my cat and a stray cat in the driveway
>>225324617borderline glowie post bro
for some reason people really lose their minds when they see me, a straight white male who is anti-Zionist and pro-Palestinian
>>225324657keffiyehs are badass, I used to wear one that my parents got in Morocco in the 70's
>>225324657That was like 4 current things ago, nobody cares anymore except to hate Israel (good thing)
>>225324657>pro-PalestinianThe other stuff is whatever, but can you really bring yourself to support a bunch of brown people?
Should I watch the Carrie series?
>>225324573Fuck OntarioWe rep PEI over here
I hate Israel and Palestine. Them killing each other just serves My ultimate end goal
>>225324685I've always hated that entire concept, I never even watched the movie...and I've always thought Sissy Spacek is a dog! But you do you, mang.
>>225324685You should read the book
new exorcist movie teaser dropped today
It's like Christine, that just fucking sucks! Tho I have read The Mangler and to my surprise it was a good time!
>>225324687>>225324681shalom
>You should read the book
Olivia Chow is a GILF
am i expected to know who the fuck olivia chow is
also, there's an amazing adaptation of King's Graveyard Rats starring Brad fucking Dourif somewhere out there, that guy is just the best, and he even plays a shellshocked Vietnam vet, which is what Dourif sounds anyway!
>>225324657Actually no one cares
>>225324714Not really
>>225324693The movie rocks + sissy spacek is a cutie
>>pro-Palestinian>The other stuff is whatever, but can you really bring yourself to support a bunch of brown people?>I hate Israel and Palestine. Them killing each other just serves My ultimate end goal
*sounds likehis performance in Lynch's Dune was a masterpiece, that movie is amazing, it even had Dean fucking Stockwell! It's hippie heaven!
>>225324703>If you hate Jews and Muslims you are ummmmm JewishYet another reason the mental reasoning of Muslims is not to be taken seriously
>if you don't like brown mudslimes then you must like jewsnigga they should all be glass
>>225324725She's okay
>>If you hate Jews and Muslims you are ummmmm Jewish>Yet another reason the mental reasoning of Muslims is not to be taken seriously
>>if you don't like brown mudslimes then you must like jews>nigga they should all be glass
the name of the feature with Brad Dourif is actually Graveyard Shift, that's probably on youtube
Denounce Mohammed
If a Palestinian and an Israeli meet in a room I'll give them both the handguns and the bullets. It may cost me but the value of the favor I'm doing to the world is priceless
>>225324766He was a comically evil figure
jew starts having a meltdown because i said im white and pro palestinenothing sets them off and makes their blood boil when they see a person like me
I have no white friends
>>225324766which one
>>225324778My college friend group only had one black guy and he got excommunicated for groping women without their consent
>If a Palestinian and an Israeli meet in a room I'll give them both the handguns and the bullets. It may cost me but the value of the favor I'm doing to the world is priceless
>>225324686PEI is the third worst province after Quebec and Manitoba Ontario is the main province to which all others answer.
>>225324766https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj7roem9NRcthis song kicks butt
>>225324793You.mp4
>massive range bans>threads all turn into zionist propagandaSURELY a coincidence and nothing more.
>>225324802why? you don't like potatoes?
...what, you think a hippie would be totally ignorant of music from the Subcontinent?
>>225324778Doing codeine with my white friendsWe'll be high as hell before the night ends
Islam is the worst religion by far
>>225324766Prime Tyson could take prime Ali
>>225324830Most of the time I feel that way but then Hindus do something to keep themselves in the runnning
>>225324818non-contributing do-nothing province that is 60% populated by the gentry boomers of Canada. it's nothing but retired police chiefs, generals, and politicians. it's like a private guarded island enclave for the worst people in Canada once they retire.
All that senseless death, let's be honest, God probably doesn't even exist.
>Exposing Taco Bell For Not Giving Me My Fire Sauce *Employee Deported* *Drugs In My Food* *Police Called* *Trans Worker*
>>225324861Kino
>>225324806He's such a fucking dumbass and yet I can't help but sympathize. I wouldn't wish that level of shame and embarassment on my worst enemy. Not to say she did anyone wrong but a woman jumping to another woman for safety is some "the worst she can say is no" level shit, and that's only the half of it
>>225324861I reported the guy selling weed in my neighborhood, and he got killed because the administration in power didn't know he was dealing drugs.
>>225324851there will be a God, and a soul, and eternal life...it's just that those things don't exist quite yet.
>>225324873impossible to feel sympathy for indians because they are incapable of feeling shame
>>225324874>Ay cabron you got a license to sell that weed?
>>225324861>*trans worker*lol
the god man the god woman the heavenly man the heavenly woman the heavenly child
I think gender affirming care should start in pre-K
"yo quiero taco bell"
>>225324888that was because he wasn't paying any bribes, lol.
>>225324902IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADASAND GETTIN CAUGHT IN THE RAIN
>>225324883This, only the ensouled ones are capable of feeling shame (0.1% of jeets)
>>225324851god is so good and merciful that he let stalin live
>>225324901>pre-K?¿
What religion is true
>>225324909I love those, it's a women's drink, but I give them to them when I date. They get wasted and horny
>>225324923Buddhism
>>225324923atheistic technofuturism
>>225324923We asked le AI this question
>>225324923>>225324927
>>225324923Santeria
The thread is notably worse without Ontarians. Truly the most intelligent race among the Canadians.
It would be funny if the true religion had been lost centuries ago.
>>225324943Tbqhwy most of our anons are from Ontario but they are ashamed to admit it
>>225324945bro, there's no elderly white-bearded homo sapiens sapiens male living in the clouds, sry to let you down
god loves everyone even that black guy who had a huge 10 inch cock and rape me while I was bent over getting my tight bussy stretched while my clitty was rock hard and leaking boy milk
I want to be reincarnated like in my anime
>>225324961not him, but in the book of Enoch God is described really odd
>>225324917*Corridos type beat*Un día en MontereyIba caminando para buscar a una prostituta trans.*Trumpet kicks in*pero entonces vi a un hombre haitianoy le dije: "Tienes que volver a tu puto país"*Harmonica solo*luego intentó robarme el teléfono
>>225324969Buddhists don't even believe in reincarnation
>>225324954Shame is a sign of higher IQ. There are those of extremely low stock who have overwhelming pride in their locale, such as those from Calgary.
>>225324978what?
>>225324976even those peacock angels with Lovecraftian eyes stuff you see zoomers post on youtube, that's sort of an iron age Middle Eastern cultural element too
>>225324981They do, just not in the way westerners think it means
>>225324299I remember Paper Mario
and I mean like a peacock's tail feathers with eyes glued on, le biblically accurate angels
>>225324986Famous Mexican corridos
Short middle aged woman wearing sandals letting me see her painted toenails I jerk off
...ever heard of the jackalope?
>>225325004I’m a guy with untreated depression who cuts himself, do you think I listen to that?
>>225324991No, they literally don't. It's one of those basic things about Buddhism that everyone has wrong. Rebirth =/= reincarnation, that's a Hindu thing for comparison
>>225325011>JackalopeI saw one in New Mexico in the summer of 06
Jackoffalope.
>>225325004new kind or OG stuff?
>>225325012You sound like you listen to Taylor Swift
>>225325012I can fix you
what about Raper Mario and he puts Princess Peach in a K-hole and then Toad, Yoshi, and Luigi all run a train on her
>>225325016what about the summer of 92?
>>225325023That was clearly new if you couldn't tell from the lyrics
Gaper Mario
>>225325002just google it how God looks in the book of Enoch
>>225325037That's when I saw a chupacabra
>>225325026I liked Interpol's latest albumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoQ5f1lYmLM
I was a German dictator in my past life now I am a villainess who will save the world
>>225325044>God is not described by a physical human body, but is instead revealed through overwhelming light, fire, ice, and an unapproachable divine thronewell I guess Robert Frost was on to something!
>>225325052he was Austrian you dildo
>>225325044He looks Mexican
Assassin's creed might be the most trash game series ever
All rise for the Canadian national anthem!https://youtu.be/OjNpRbNdR7E
>>225325057>what is west germanyRETARD ALERT
i'd like to be reincarnated as a sloth
>>225325057his dad was a drunk who beat the shit out of him, just like with Arnie, who grew up like 5 miles north of the northernmost point of Slovenia!
>>225325061explain, but also don't explain.
reuniting germany was fucking retarded
>>225325061>anon forgot about: Saint's Row, Uncharted, FNAF etc.It's not even the worst Ubislop series
>>225325094Saints row is better
How about blowvenia
tho Arnie is definitely not the type of person you'd meet in Slovenia, and especially not that part of Slovenia that was under Hungary...people there are froglike, they have no neck and they're fat, sort of like the Huns adn Avars of yore
watching a grown man chug vodka in his underpants while screaming at the top of his lungs
>drunk grwmwhat compels a foid to do such things
>>225325104https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBD6aStamvoI have just the thing for what ails you! I have been a fan of this song for a good 20 years!
>>225325110Public transit in Canada
>>225325110That's a mirror
how do I become one of these westerners that china pays to live there? I could live in shanghai or shenzhen or chengdu easily
>>225325112Vanity, one of the more common foid vices
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sce_HddiKw
>>225325124you need to yacht harder
>>225325132shut up bitch you don't know what an ocean is
>>225325128I've heard of this band before but I've never listened to it...I used to hang out with goths back in the early 10's and go to their raves sometimes, they all hated me
>>225325118>>225325121simply outstanding
>>225325124You either have to be a shill (not a nobody either, you need an audience) or some kind actually valuable person like a basketball negro or businessman. The English teacher days are over.
>>225325143I've seen the North Sea at Great Yarmouth, GB, if that counts. That is a marvelous specimen of a Victorian holiday town.
I hate the clear ocean that come out the tap, it don't taste like nothin
I am a definitely a pseudointellectual, using all these clinical terms without a set framework, you see, that is probably the definition of that
*gently farts next to your head while you're seated at the dinner table*
>>225325172fake it till you make it
https://youtu.be/pmmnzusZZMU
>>225325179are you the Marxist guerrero Mexanon?
oh yeah, of course not, you were the book of Enoch guy! But there are zealous Mexican marxists on this board
I love you ameribros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN3nvxe2siQ
>>225325215nem nem soha!
>>225325221ganon stood for freedom
>>225325228they did grrrl power!
I WONDER WHAT GANON IS UP TO
Pinche gringo rascuacho
Touching my pee-pee. Can ya blame me?
Goddamn, I'm good! I mean, are you seeing this? I used to be the most miserable, slimiest, unlikeable autist, at least personality-wise, but with time, I ascended! You can too, broheims!
GAYnonDORK? CHADcula victim.
>>225325306What a night to have a curse o algo
>posted in the wrong thread awardI fed ChatJeetpt multiple /cum/ URLs and he concluded the Slovene is most likely to have schizotypal cognition
THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE
>>225325314I'd fuck a tlahuelpuchi
>>225325339I chose to fuck the hag in Planescape: Torment ngl
Nicolas Cage is absolutely decimating these cultists and leather freaks.
>>225325332CORN DESTROYERSHOLD YOU UP TO THE COB
>stoplight >broccoli wigger and some foid in a car next to me>their fuel cap is hanging >try to get their attention>hey your fuel thing is not covered>"AHHHRRRRR FUCCCKKK, SHIT!">doesn't even acknowledge me or say thank you
>>225325380The zoomer menace torments the sensitive young millennial once again...
>>225325387I'm zoomer btw
>>225325359CHAINSAW DUEL! CHAINSAW DUEL!
>>225325387>>225325380it's genuinely hard to deal with most zoomers, especially the ones who are like 20 right now. the older ones are normal enough but there is nothing worse than a 20 year old broccoli head, they have subhuman IQs.
>>225325398JUST finished that scene not 2 minutes ago
hello cumbums
>>225325416Panos Cosmatos is a bad dude
>laundry machine took my money then refused to start>told laundry company>they issued refund>their refunds are issued by paper check sent out by letter mail>it arrived today>the check was for $3.25>according to the postage it cost $1.22 to send
>>225325426https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od-5gCO_PGEhail da funk
>>225325431sounds like you need to find a new laundromat.put chocolate coins in their machine too.
>>225325450yes I wish I had a cold beer and a blonde
>>225325459fuck off leonardo
>>225325465Why have you guys not deported that brazilian scum yet?
I wish I had more extreme nipples
>>225325481that is a very Y2K sentiment
>>225325498It felt like the vibe I was feelin
my internet went outfuck you charter communications you PIECE of SHIT
>>225325503the credit goes to DiStefano
corrphwoarcooooorrrrrrrrrr
>>225325511the person who owns the wifi at this womans house i'm renting from blocked me from using the internet, kind of a rug pull because the woman said there was internet in the house.
>>225325431The laundry machine took my dollar and the superintendent sent an invoice to the property management company and handed me an envelope with four quarters in it
>>225325533who is this she looks familiar
>>225325559AND WHITEY'S ON THE MOON
>>225325561it's Hotya Chickovna, d'oh!
>>225325589>AND ANDY DIDYA HEAR ABOUT THIS ONE
>>225325589lol
actually, my cousin in the second degree kind of looks like that chick, her last name is Suvorov, actually, and that is definitely not Slovenia
*nthat was in fact the name of a general who fought against Napoleon in that Russian winter of 1812, I should add!
>>225325481i wish i had more nipples
NUKE BRAMPTON
I wish I had 50 more beers
>>225325633*likes and subscribes for more content like this*
I could go into about how the only monument to Napoleon in Europe stood in Ljubljana, Slovenia ever since 1928 and up until the dissolution of the USSR, tho there may have been one in Warsaw, but even I'm reaching my limits
Bazinga
GOCK
I want to learn how to place a hoodoo curse on my enemies
Gockem Sockem Robots
with also the possible exception of France, tho correct me if I'm wrong
La noche de octubrehttps://youtu.be/9be8nAPZbgE?is=zZQrUOd9pVTVg1IU
i want to drink gock milk
>>225325701this dude had real style...he also looked a lot like Vincent Cassel
you know the song he did with the English loli? he was like 40! the guy was yachtin!
>>225324321Grow up into what?
Imagine being a soldier overseas and you have a gf at home
>>225324588Phone posting is oddly okay. I thought thay would be blanket banned first.
BOOOOOCHIIEEEE
>>225325767and then you get her pregnant at the same time
>>225325406>it's genuinely hard to deal with most zoomersNot really.
you know, I deserve a gf, I really do. I mean, dropping shrooms while having a laugh ITT has convinced me of that.
what do we think of 6 7i think it's aura and a vibe
someone's pupper is a thirsty boy right now
eyes watering turning into actual cryingheadache for hours1hr of sleep in the last 48hrscan barely breathe out my noseuhh what else
>>225325771they used to be banned a lot for me in 2016ish idk if it was phoneposters or proxies though. but I havent found a banned phone IP in ages, kinda sus
I can't stand phone 4chan browsing
but nowadays it's hard to convince people that I know English and the associated culture better than they and probably everyone that they have ever met in this country, tho there may exist exceptions, you know? That's kind of my skill!
My farts smell like chives
>>225325819yeah vertical scrolling 4tran is fucking gay and retarded
>>225325859please don't screenshot my posts
>>225325859holy shit its my post
tho again, if they mention grammar, I mean, I have a rough overview, right, English grammar is not as simple as people claim
>>225325889do you enjoy talking to yourself?
>>225325876
*farts internally
>>225325905I'm trying to be instructive, tho equally as I'm boasting before this thread that dismissed me as a foreigner
>>225325844
>>225325916that is a big girl! :O
And why shouldn't it, you know? It's only natural. Come dancing!
