the new -edition
fuck rural people
well, at least its not a woman worshipping OP or a tranny
>>225349777I can’t think of the last time my vertical jump has been relevant to me. Maybe never.
>>>/lit/25578457>>>/lit/25578457>>>/lit/25578457>>>/lit/25578457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd4einPhGRs
3 fucking new threads
>>225349812This
Going to play video games
>>225349828I also read a book on espionage somewhat recently
>I read a book recently
>>225349859Got his asss
>>225349849Nice! Which one lad? I recently read Life Undercover by Amaryllis Fox. It's along the exact same lines.>>225349859Indubitably.
>>225349870The Moscow Rules by Joanna and Antonio Mendez (the guy Ben Affleck plays in Argo)
Gabe manages steam from his yacht
Monster hangover incoming
>>225349888he is my friend. we have never met, but i trust him with my very life.
My dick is lea
anyone who reads books in 2026 is autistic or a gooner
>>225349907It's quite literally a subversive thing to do in this current age.
Good book
more like gook bood
>>225349919I can sense the glow from here.
I am currently juggling two booksA Dance of Dragons by George RR MartinCarrie by Stephen King
>>225349919looks extremely gay and jewish
i’m just a simple minded hillbilly but from what i’ve seen formal logic is just bullshit which can make anything true
more like koog doob
>>225349937Get his ass
>>225349937You look extremely gay and jewish
>>225349935I got got three books into the ASOIAF series. Started the fourth book and noticed a sharp decline in quality so I DNF'd it. I remember Carrie being good. I read it when I was fourteen.
Should I make hot chocolate
>>225349960How about gock chocolate???
>>225349937It's about an undercover FBI agent, stories about infiltrating the hells angels, Appalachian gangs, and neonazi terrorist groups
>>225349960https://magic-8ball.com/
CAUSE I'M A *starts strumming guitar*ALL THAT I BO-OUGHT WAS STILLNESS OF HEART
*bites a cookie sized chunk out of your face*How do you react without sounding mad?
I've always been fascinated with the idea of becoming a girl. I think that would be really interesting.
>>225349973Hells Angels are more organized and civilized than the Italian Mafia in 2026. There's no such thing as a neo-nazi terrorist group, never has been, just made up honeypots. Appalachian gangs sound delicious, like something you'd buy at a Fall Fair and eat with your best gal.
>>225349990From talking to them foids are essentially moids but smaller and weaker
>>225349988
slovene murdered /cum/ yesterdayrip /cum/ 10/7/26
>>225350000huh? men and women are very different, not just height and strength, but also mentally
>>225349973>>225349937>>225349919You need to read this book to understand the other side of the coin when it comes to federal intelligence spying on extremist groups. First off, they're all -- all of them -- overwhelmingly comprised of FBI, CIA, ATF, US Justice Dept., etc. officers & agents (agents are a totally different thing than officers, smth I just learned recently thanks to John Kiriakou). Most of these people who make up these groups are glowies. And they manipulate the few patsies they coerce into working for them to do things like blow up the federal building in Oklahoma City in 1995.
>>225349988hit him the the ol' sigma stare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjDAV6BmN6E
Flannel bedsheets
>>225349970Based
>>225350029I already know this thobeit. I'm more redpilled on the J's and their patsies than everyone here. They're constantly trying it here in Canada with gay shit like that Second Sons group which is just made up of cops from the RCMP.
>>225350063I'm sure you'd learn a lot from that book regardless.
you should've said Hot Gockolate you dense fool
i prefer gock and tonic
>>225350091I had to make an executive decision otherwise it would've just been "gock gockolate" or even worse "gock gockgockolate" and at that point things would just be out of control and we'd have chaos.
cheddar + bbq wavy + sour cream and onion = cheddar + bbq wavy three layer dip stack
Potatoes or pussy? If you can only have one
Sorry I'm stoned. One of the many benefits of being a Canadian!
>>225350106 gock gawklate or gawk gocklate
thread needs a little extra sauce
>>225350106I understand. Decisions made in real time are never perfect. We roll it up, close it off, salvage what we can from the program and start fresh.
>One of the many benefits of being a Canadian!
>>225350119potato
>>225350017What happened
>>225350147https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0EQlIzPowMsteamy
>>225349833https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llnLnP5LxJc
>>225350159Now asst. secdef for operations
Isn't it a little silly and funny how your ip range can be "blocked due to abuse" regardless of your browser on PC, yet if you're out of data and connect via wifi on your phone so same exact IP, it isn't? It's almost as if the pedos are selecting for the worst possible posters
>>225350043SQUID
>>225350156got high on something and made 100+ of his nonsensical posts per thread all day/cum/ was totally dead by 9pm
>>225350179You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? If you can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit?
gibberish posts
Britain looks grim
wish i was a big dude instead im just a beta ass manlet
>>225350250TSMT
Britain? More like Shitstain
>>225350258Many are saying this!
>>225350250TMNT
>>225350258/brit/ will never recover from this
housing should be free
I'm half indian half japanese
>>225350293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luOwnc5bqho
>>225350293>watashi wa Dikshit Sukhdeep Baals desu
Have I told you how much I HATE Somalis?
i wonder if there's a version of gock but on a dudeseems weird, impossible even
women should be free use
Family bought me a leather jacket, but I am too ugly to wear it.
>>225350362You know what my family bought me? A carton of cigarettes!
>>225350362>leather jacketinteresting choice. depends on the jacket but they're not really in style at the moment.
>>225350368Did you look cool smoking them?
i wish i knew japanese
I wish I knew esperanto
i wish i knew engish
I just cried watching project hail mary
Just got out the shower.
>>225350438Cried about what a shitty movie it was I hope
i cry watching every movie and it's embarrassing
>>225350446nah it was great you cynical bastard
>>225350452It was a piece of shit and you're calling me cynical like it's my fault hollywood has no one left who can write a decent script
project hail mary was alright, its worth watching
>>225350480it wasn't a piece of shit and you are cynical
Erm so you're telling me this is some kind of hail mary?! o_O
what about project gay and hairy and it's a gay porno
>>225350518Need to feed him some kind of pellet
i am hero is pretty fucking kino at the start, it kind of goes a bit shit towards the end
>>225350489You a foid or smth?
Jerked off and then let out a hearty pee
I'm a woman
>>225350568hello sweetie
do you eat meat everyday?
How can you have your pudding if you don't eat your meat
should i buy the regular or midnight edition of the new castlevania, i'll let the people of /cum/gen decide
>>225350608get the midnight edish
>>225350608Videogames are for manchildren, put that money in the S&P.
>>225350640Stink & Pits?
finna go to maccas, y'all niggas want anythang
>>225350648I want hungry jacks
Imagine eating this good
I love dijon mustard
Listening to Taylor Swift's autumn stuffs.
>>225350677
>>225350669
Computer God computerized brain thinking sealed robot operating arm surgery cabinet machine removal of most of the frontal command lobe of the brain, gradually, during lifetime and overnight in all insane asylums after Computer God kosher bosher one month probation period creating helpless, hopeless Computer God Frankenstein Earphone Radio parroting puppet brainless slaves, resulting in millions of hopeless helpless homeless derelicts in all Jerusalem, U.S.A. cities and Soviet slave work camps. Not only the hangman rope deadly gangster parroting puppet scum-on-top know this top medical secret, even worse, deadly gangster Jew disease from deaf Ronnie Reagan to U.S.S.R. Gorbachev know this oy vay Computer God Containment Policy top secret. Eventual brain lobotomization of the entire world population for the Worldwide Deadly Gangster Communist Computer God overall plan, an ideal worldwide population of light-skinned, low hopeless and helpless Jew-mulattos, the communist black wave of the future.Francis E. Dec, 1984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcSyE_0DNX8
Cornell 7 did that shit
>>225350703https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3gT3yCYbiw
>>225350663you'll settle for burger king
>>225350703I remember there being a few N bombs sprinkled throughout that
imagine if the cornell 7 were all sorority girls and jane doe was youwow....
If goyslop le bad why does it taste so good? Checkmate antisemites
>>225350648Medium double double
>>225350727i just posted a succinct fragment, guy was a prophet
I'm imagining seven fat bitches taking turns sitting on my face
>>225350663What about Jack in the Box
hmm yes hello saar welcome to timmie horton what I can get for you
>>225350741Misread that and got excited
>>225350749a hep c muffin please!
>>225350746I only go there for breakfast
>>225350749Don't act like your establishments aren't filled with the exact same specimens
>>225350770hello sir how dare you enter kebab shop money laundering front
>>225350770let a nigga make fun of canada damn bro
>>225350801
>>225350749It’s over, saar :(((
>laffshowling
Had a dream where I was hungry
>>225173571She changed her mind two days ago btw. Real nice
>>225350847You gave her the ick by saying you were a virgin. You should have just kept your mouth shut, at least until after the deed was done
>>225350847
Jerked off twice today. If I do it again it will probably be to some gay shit
i'm scared to poo, will you hold my hand
>>225350886*stuffs your head in the toilet and flushes*
>>225350886Ask Brian to suck it out
watching gay porn is pretty good if you can't see the bottom dude's face and just pretend he's a woman
>>225350877I know right. I don't think she realizes how brutal that is
there are levels to being an incel
craving chocolate chip cookie dough
Benis
>>225350962
just saw a gock that looked suspiciously like a cockwill investigate further
Sitting outside vaping & listening to an audiobook.
>>225350996How about the war on terroir and it’s about the rise of goyslop
All my thoughts are evil
Sitting outside gaping and listening to my gay audiobook
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-bHBCdoSwQ
>>225350962Boonis
The "noonday demon" is an ancient term used by early Christian desert monks to describe acedia—a state of spiritual apathy, restlessness, and deep weariness of the soul. It typically attacked hermits and cenobites in the Egyptian desert between 10:00 AM and 2:00 PM (the fourth to eighth hours of the day), when the desert heat was most oppressive and the day felt endlessMonks experienced a distortion of time (making the sun look like it stopped moving), extreme restlessness, hatred of their cell, a desire to abandon their spiritual life, and a general disgust or boredom with God and routine duties.
>>225349848What game did you play
>30 year old virginNo such thing
Panicking thinking about people who crawled into chimneys and got stuck and died.Why am I panicking? I'm not ever going to get stuck in a chimney.Stupid brain, stop!
>>225351100Ace Combat 8
first gay anal sex, then transitioning to a woman, what will they cook up next
>>225351093That’s kind of funny. A lot of people relate more ancient notions of Acedia with modern psychology’s concept of depression. I normally wouldn’t associate depression with noon
>>225351108I am a chimney sweepNo shoes upon my feet
about to poo
penisburg is threatening to explode if I dont take a piss
Ive made numerous funny posts and not one of you laughed. Do you not have a sense of humor?
>>225351157Haha
just poo'd
#winning
>>225351149it would be your bladder that explodes, retard
>>225351101I would be if I didn’t lose it to a 50 year old asian prostitute. Her titties were still perky at such an age, so I was happy either way
>it would be your bladder that explodes, retard
From now on if you pee or poop or anything like that PLEASE add it to our official tracking list. Do not let your waste be uncounted https://strawpoll.com/poy9k1AowgJ
>>225351249you can only vote once, stupid
>>225351262I fixed it
aw man i wish i could get a gf
>>225351279please shut up forever
TIL that the world's only Michelin starred ice cream place is in Taiwan
piroriparopirirorano one gives a shit shut the fuck uppiroriparopirirora
>>225351458kill you
>>225351458Aren’t Zhangs lactose intolerant
>>225351458They michelin farm hard for whatever reason
>>225351514Lactose tolerance is a spectrum (something you already know a lot about)
>>225351514Some lactose intolerance is just farting a lot
>>225351518I did go to Din Tai Fung, it's delicious.
My soul is bleeding
>>225351574I liked the big egg yolk one, basically a custard bun
>>225351586VGH SOVL
>>225351586*Rapes your heart*
>>225349973>neonazi terrorist groupsLOL. LMAO even.
brazilian and zoom zoom just linked up and had gay sexneed it or keep it
>>225349997They're actually real, some went to prison because of his undercover work
Just ate some delishus Kraft Dinner.
>>225351249Added farting
Listening to Game Theory https://youtube.com/watch?v=ekm1jd90IzA&
Shit nigga
For me, it's communist terror group 17 November.
>>225351991Not the Baader-Meinhof-Gruppe?
Do you think I could make asmr that attracts cute chinese girls
We're doing public executions and banning you for being mean to AI now
The McNamara fallacy
>>225351991>>225352013JRA mog both
HEEEELP
Wir suchen dich
>>225351197Bane from Batman and Robin
It's weird to think you can have an effect on the world albeit a small one
>>225351197Tyler1
>>225352341What we do in life echoes throughout eternity
Last night I had a dream I had a gf and she turned into a zombie and infected a bunch of people but not me and she stopped the other zombies from eating me. It was very scary but also very lovely.
>Last night I had a dream I had a gf and she turned into a zombie and infected a bunch of people but not me and she stopped the other zombies from eating me. It was very scary but also very lovely.
What indians do in life stinks throughout eternity
>>225352437stop copying me
listening to Haunted by Evanescence over and over again
>>225352476I'm sorry fren, I won't do it again
>>225352526ty
*shits my pants*
Seeing a lot of squirrel roadkill these days, they're getting too cocky
>>225351249>>225352617
GO TO THE BATHROOM! YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF!
/cum/stats update: I am happy to report that in the last 2 hours, no /cum/ member has sharted or vomited. this has been your /cum/stats update
>>225352687Not yet…
Is terrone and destafano the same guy
I think we should uphold something. You know how people are always talking about how we need to uphold stuff and like our values or whatever?We need to find something we all agree about it and uphold it, so we have something to outcast and belittle people from other generals about
>>225352774it should probably be something that canada and the us and mexico would agree about
If you guys don't agree with me in the next 20 seconds I'm going to do something drastic
We should agree work should be abolished
>>225352843Sounds like robosympathy to me...
>>225352843what am I gonna do then?
>>225352843>>225352892It needs to be something everyone will agree with. How about this: is it preferable to not have aids
>>225352899Just chill and have fun
>>225352903Have you seen the gift documentary, some gays like getting pozzed
>>225352919where get money?
We can include our mantra in all future op images so that people know the values we uphold as a general
>>225352932Ubi payments when robotics and AI do everything
>>225352930I suppose you make a reasonable point, what if instead we say that is it preferable to not have aids without using it to gratify ourselves sexually
Drinking my last Vanilla Coke :/>>225352504BASED.
nevermind thats too complicated we just need something else
>>225352971I think everyone already agrees with it
When you're smoking weed & you cough so hard you see stars, you know it's good shit.
One time I coughed so hard I saw Wesley Snipes
Fuck you faggot, now you've got me listening to Evanescence.
\m/\m/
Neighbor's dog pooped on my lawn and I fantasized about training him to poop on her porch for chicken drumsticks.
>>225352962but what If I want more?
>>225352962Most people fear such a world: they derive status, sense of achievement and social sustenance from their careers. They can scarcely imagine how one could even begin to simulate base human fulfillment. But there is one creature, forsaken but not foreclosed on, who has spent his whole life experimenting with these yearnings, feeling the lurch—and finding the simulant. There is one snailcat who knows this log. The gamer rises. There is work to be done.
>>225353122Invest your ubi or make something people will buy
>>225353201>or make something people will buybut that's working...
>>225353156Um read hemmingway
>>225353211True but it's work at your leisure some artistic endeavor you can enjoy not some soul crushing meaningless work
>>225353245Well. What else is up
GN frens
>>225353270Benis
Everybody likes podracing
>>225353245Old Man and The Sea is kino
>>225353515A Farewell to Arms is better.
>A farewell to arms
I don't like hemingway. Just boring. Has nothing to say
>>225353700Maybe you're just an illiterate American.
Finished all my Vanilla Coke :/
Vanilla Coke is delicious.
https://youtu.be/iuS6HI0WCag
>>225353700>Hemingway believed that a story's deeper meaning should stay hidden beneath the surface. Just like an iceberg where most of the mass is underwater, he left out unnecessary exposition and trusted the reader to feel the subtext and emotional weight of what was unsaid.
>>225353223>this is princess cupcake I rescued her just before she was being put down
lowkey I want a pitbullbut like a boricua pitbull that's 80 pounds
>>225353860Yeah yeah heard it before
Old man and the sea was one of Saddam Hussein's favourite books
big drill doesn't want you to know you can put a phillips head on your rotary tool
if start watching NHK world will the NHK yakuza knock on my door for protection money?
>OpenAI publishes mathematical proof that it's impossible to suffer in USA damn i didnt expect this
>>225354731Why can’t all black women look like this?
>>225354795they didobama made it illegal
skibidi bop mm dada *boom*
THANKS OBAMA!
>>225353860The problem with this approach is that you aren't saying anything more profound than the average person could come up with on their own.
only cucks read non-pagan literature
Barack hoosayn obama
okay but why do those niggas do the fold when on fent?
>>225353700very womanly opinion
Eating a burger with no honey mustardEating a burger with no honey mustardEating a burger with no honey mustard
You'll cowards don't even play Elden Ring
>>225349806great edition
>>225355857*Yal'l
>>225355857Bro larping a southern twang
You'll cowards don't even smoke crack
>>225355938he's LARPing as Viper the Rapper, who speaks black
So apparently my parents've got matcha tea powder at home. All I need to do is to add hot milk and I'll have matcha latte, no need to waste 5 bux on that.
>>225354731Misery song ass fit
>>225356288>>225356288>>225356288
NEW:>>225356288>>225356288>>225356288
>>225355979lmao
>>225356272Got what she wanted award
>>225355882true
>>225355857your right
>>225355473perhaps he is a woman
not using some third world spammers thread someone make a real new
>>225356483It's 5am-8am in the civilized world we need our thirdies in this hour
real /new/>>225357513>>225357513>>225357513
