the answer is "no" edish
think this is it for me, 3 am looms, heading to bed soon
>>225350967kot
>>225350988pretty yougn tingz
>>225350992>pretty
need a black woman in my life
>>225350997katie is sex
i liked the mexican new but this one was first :/
>>225350999you need to grow up little boy
>>225350999Can you handle the smell?
>>225350999rorke after The Incident
sir train hoe
Willard *pauses* Wonka aha
>>225350906Need the rain to refill the reservoirs Course, I'm laughing because I love the rain
>>225351003horrid tattoos on this whore
>>225351004honestly late night mexican news are a /brit/ classic.
>>225351003You just know this bitch calls herself "non-binary" for some unknown reason despite presenting 100% as a woman and acting like a woman.
>>225351003Got a boat like a toddler curling a shite out
sick of you cunts whinging about the weather
>>225351003Awooga
>>225351003Perfect tits
wish i could go back to university and act more like a normal person this time
>>225351033fuck off to to cum thenmoaning about the weather is as british culture as tea and noncery
Lime Street, 1988 and 2026
nighty everyone
>>225350967
Dyslexic homosexual quitting on the first day at the school of hard knocks when he realises it's not what he was looking for
>>225351120ok this is a sc
I'm from Cheadle and I say kill em all
i only like goths if their favourite band is the sisters of mercy. joy division? bauhaus? some modern shit? foy
>>225350967liar
https://youtu.be/Sl9RfwxRR0Uhttps://youtu.be/vTguPK01CJwhttps://youtu.be/5gp_5LyQDXk
>>225351145that's the evening sorted then
Martin Clunes, Kylie Minogue and Neil Morrissey pose for a portrait session for their Men Behaving Badly sketch ahead of Comic Relief’s Red Nose Day telethon (1997)
i mean obviously cats love you theyd run away from you if they didnt
>>225351145>pulled over for 35 in a 30it's not right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPd_T3sU5qwRobbie Williams 2001 documentary
T G I FGIF
me in the singular 15%
>>225351196how can anyone be not sure
>>225351196You going to invite me over then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-0G1WrVt9g
lovely honoralways lets me know if i need my brolly or notis she always right? heavens nobut she tries her best and thats all i can ask
I shall partake in Sunday roast with mash/gravy brussel sprouts and wellingtons if invited. Yoohoo
>>225351273bless her x
>>225351288+1 I'll even make the Heston Bluementhol potatoes if you want.
if you do your sunday roast with mashed potatoes you might be fucked in the head
>>225351298You're the best buddy. I know you would and your food pics look quite tasty. I'm off to Bulgaria for Sunday roast then.
>>225351161Before she did that they mention her in the showGary opens a letter>Dear Mr Strang we regret to inform you our client Miss Minogue is able to go out for a doughnut with you and your friend Tony
>>225351301You prefer roasted?
>>225351227troonslop
>>225351301its a norf thing. A girl told me about it. Mash and roast potatoes
>>225351310Hell yeah but I was thinking more someone from /brit/ hosting in, preferably in Yorkshire cause I want to visit again. I want to eat those little steak pies again.
i'm sodding off asda this morningi'll go tomorrow
>>225351346Saturday? With the crowds?
>>225351373i'll go at like 6am when theres more staff than shoppers in there
>>225351338Looking for a discreet lad from Yorkshire, us
>>225351384opens at 8am
prancing towards the weekend like
>>225351387I know a girl from Yorkshire but now she lives in the Netherlands so she can't host us.
is it unacceptable to go Tesco and buy alcohol at 8 in the morning should I go after work instead
>>225351376brad
>>225351393is 6am which i think is veery standard for superstorea few of the supercentres are still 24hrs
>>225351411why would that be unacceptable
>>225351406Dutch girls are hot. I wonder what Dutch people eat.
What's everyone's plan for the weekend? For me I'm going pumpkin picking and probably watching resident evil on Saturday and Sunday having a walk in a forest on Sunday
>>225351425Just looks like an alcoholic I guess
suns fucked off from these miserable isles
>>225351387Why discreet
>>225351438maybe if youre going to just buy alcoholbut if youre just buying some alcohol with your normal shopping it think its very normalespecially on a friday you could be hosting a meal this evening or bringing some wine to a friends house
>>225351428
the resident evil, you mean the mother in law LOL
>>225351438It's fine people would assume you're having a party or something. If you look like an alcoholic then they'll probably think you are one. If you look normal then they'll probably think you're not
>>225351463
>>225351446It's an old /brit/ joke from years ago
>>225351434saturday i'm going to do lots of lovely cooking then watch some football and maybe a filmsunday weather looks a little better so i'll go for a walk in the morning and then my sister is doing sunday dinner so round hers in the afternoon
>>225351428Dutch girls are hot and their English accents are so charming imo. They eat cold cuts with rye bread and butter and cheese in the morning. Mash potatoes with stews ect. When I lived there for a bit I used to go to this market where they sell fresh fish, you can get fish cakes or deep fried fish or mussels, shrimp...
>>225351463Scr
>>225351461No wonder no one ever talks about Dutch food yick.
>>225351477Sorry
>Dinner party tonight is it Sir?
>>225351484post that vid of the dutch girl saying no I don't have a shpeech impediment, I'm jusht dutchshe even got her titsh out on onlyfansh
what do people buy at asda? is it like walmart?
>>225351502no idea what that video is lad
>>225351500roff
>>225351495Are you discreet though? Can you keep secrets?
>>225351434play video game
>>225351509It used to be owned by Walmart. Growing up it was the cheapest of the 'big' supermarkets and you were working class scum if you shopped there. Now it's basically as expensive as the rest so doesn't have as much stigma.Rorke's mum used to buy his school uniform there
>>225351510getting sick of your excuses
>>225351509it's a supermarketbut one that sells food not guns and lawnmowers
>>225351531
think i'll try to have a dead relaxing day at toil todaybut we have two team members off so i think its unlikely
Ah yes beautiful Dutch musichttps://youtu.be/GA6NN6yTyow?is=AtV4dIw8RZ9Rv-OC
>>225351509patriots show there as it's owned by these british lads
sir owners of asda
>>225351526Depends what
bewildering country
>>225351555>>225351556
What's the difference between a piece of Fablon and Harvey Price eating an ice cream?One's stick-back plastic, the other's a sticky black spastic!
>>225351555>>225351556umm
>>225351555>>225351556bizarre
>>225351554They played me a bunch of Dutch rap and I had to pretend it wasn't shite. Same with German and French rap.
>>225351561Something our gfs mustn't ever know lad. You've got to promise me.
>>225351555>>225351556scr into my poo
don't know what fablon is
onerzhov azhda sounds like a chechen warlord
>>225351591good post
The Labour candidate Sagal Abdi-Wali wins the Holborn and St Pancras by-election.
mental how peng her body is compared to her grim face and awful accent
>>225351554https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B9_HX2spiM
>>225351581It just doesn't work in their language
Asda is the worst uk supermarket overpriced and shit You can’t be both
keir starmer sounds like a star wars character
>>225351607yeah that is mental
>spend two hours digging a hole>muscle still hurting two days laterfeels like I've broken a rib ffs
so this is rorke
>>225351607geezer bird
>>225351607Rachel Reeves looks like THAT!?
>>225351566what the fuck is fablon? I don't even want to know
>>225351626
>>225351445It not right x
https://youtu.be/YyBxBFvE_54?is=2gk98ExhOuUKlepUListening to goated music from mirrors edge always makes me relaxed
literally me
Asda isn't expensive. It does the best meat deals
>>225351649very clever beaver
for me its shopping at the super market thats closest to me
>>225351671YooKayification
>>225351273You sound like a truly pathetic man
>>225351658good lad is toad. mad little cunt but a good lad.
>>225351609Yeah it sucks big time, English is the best language although I do like some of our rap, same as Greek but that's cause I understand it. The only dutch rap group I liked is DOPE D.O.D but they rap in English, saw em one time opening for Onyx and they were good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-zL_paDVTc
Aldi > Sainsbury's > Tesco > Asda > Lidl
>>225351671wonder what goes on in the cellar now
>>225351671What's with these luggage shops anyway, I know they're a variation on the barber/vape shop gimmick that just spring up on the high street but how do you launder money through luggage shops?
Hello Mr poopy (anon)
Not a fan of rapI enjoy the work of Eddie Cochrane, Chris Farlowe and Ocean Colour Scene
>>225351702its got to be a front. They never have enough customers to be turning a profit
Opened my letterIt was a jehovahs How much time do these madlads have on their hands to write 200 of these every month
do you sleep in the middle of the bed or on one of the sides
>>225351728spread like a swastika in the middle of the bed
>>225351728I sleep on one side and my wife sleeps on the other
>>225351725not a fan of people who use a cursive s at the start of a word that should be capitalised
>>225351738me too. except i don't have a wife and the other side of my bed is cold and empty.
>>225351688What Bulgarian rappers do you like then?I'll give that Dutch rap group a listen to
Wind really has come out of the sails for the greens 39% turnout seems low for a by election though
>>225351725Hate these bastards
>>225351728i have a single bed :/
>>225351738no need to lie to us, Kirk Van Houten
>>225351702doesn't just sell luggage shops clearly you can see other products so maybe don't be so narrow-minded
>>225351757This is what happens when you upset 'them'.
>>225351725>new hobby>read yhe binble
pete new, man. he fucking new.
>>225351782Hegseth?
i've lost the plot
bruh
it starts to fall into place once you realise "feed", "seed" and "sneed" all rhyme
>>225349441Aussie dog can't fathom loving your family. Maybe go to a local youth shelter mate, it sounds like you could use a friend and a safe environment. xx
Average American>Married to a slim blonde woman with 2 young children>Owns a large, bright and airy detached 5 bedroom home with a green front lawn with a driveway for his 2 cars>Large garage full of tools and equipment for his various hobbies that he can affordAverage Brit>Lives in a moldy victorian terraced house with his boyfriend that has been converted into a 4-flat HMO>Eats a microwave meal on his lap watching TV because he can't afford to turn the big light on>Spends his free time laying on the second hand sofa watching more TV because he has no disposable income for any hobbies
>>225351799this country fell when they stopped calling them Dime bars
>>225351826>Average American>Married to a slimstopped reading there
>>225351688remember listening to them as a kid
>>225351757Why can't we just have a normal left wing party? They were gaining loads of popularity when they were talking about cost of living and wealth inequality.Why must the left always obsessed over the middle east
>>225351728i sleep on the right hand side furthest from the doorthe left hand side belongs to the cat and my laptop who would first on the chopping block to any potential murderers or rapistsi'm near to the window so i can handle the demons and vampires
>>225351751>I'll give that Dutch rap group a listen toit's kind of dated, it was during the dubstep era You wont like the Bulgarian stuff, you gotta know the language, this was our best guy, he used to do experimental industrial stuff in the early/mid 2000s that sounded like Death Grips, kind of sucks that I was wee lad and couldn't be part of it, but I met him towards the end and went to some shows, really cool guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPeqyUo_4vI
hey. what's cooking? niggaaaaaaaassssss?
>>225351861for me it's thisand it's my legs not a willy
>>225351851yeah that Onyx concert was great, they killed it, I had to take a notary document from the police to show that I had a chaperone older than 18 so I could attend the show
>>225351196Never i cannot comprehend why anyone would ever.
>>225351770Yes mate the Jews made Zac Polanski an unlikable unelectable git>>225351867Not allowed
>>225351799the woodlouse that could mouse
why does any business use royal mail. they're shite. they installed the package lockers like amazon but they dont even give you option to redirect a parcel there
I like ghost signs
So this general is just totally dead then is it?
I am cold as hell
>>224416430
>>225352026No one uses 4chan anymore. That's like 10 of us here
im not a lolberg but private libraries mog so hard it isnt even funny
>>225352026need are deegs to get here and pep the place up
>>225352071truly it was a different time
>>225352067I think this is Macaulay Culkin's wife
sir rosenior has had his flat white yeah? practising his french? and is off to collect his shirts from the dry cleaners in the 7th arrondissement? terribly busy morning for the neoliberal bull…
Cliff maaaaattee. It's 2026 you can't say that now.
>>225352095Shut the fuck up freak.
lol what a mong.just dont put yourself in these situations. i managed it. why cant you ffs
>Lithuania Sends Troops to Border Over Putin Mobilization Concern
ziedy only hates neoliberalism because he got filtered in life by itits always the same cope
Their sister is gorgeous, they do look like monkeys a bit.
why do we call clogwog "ziedy" now
2 packs Mugshot Pasta (expires July 2027)2 chopped tomatoes Aug 272 packs steak strip jerky, Sept 278 packs cuppa soup, Sept 272 bags basmati rice, Aug 281 bag pasta, Jul 281 baked beans, Jul 281 bag pasta, Aug 281 bag smoked paprika 100g, Aug 282 tinned peaches, Aug 282 tins kidney beans, Apr 291 tinned new potatoes in water. apr 292 tins chickpeas, Apr 291 smoked sun-dried tomatoes, Jun 291 tin sweetcorn, Jun 292 tinned meatballs, Jul 291 tinned ham, Jul 292 jars red pesto, Jul 293 tins sweetcorn, Aug 298 tins tuna in sunflower oil, Jul 31Honey, infinity10L water, infinity
>>225352139dont ask me im a newfag
read the death of ivan ilyich and it's the most depressing story ever. it's just a description of a man dying wtf
You have until the American mid-terms to stockpile and secured your safety
reminder as you drink your coffee you should be slurping it as it aerates the liquid and gives you a stronger flavour. it's only when there's a gap between molecules that anything becomes discrete and identifiable. this is the paradox of everything and nothing
fancy new calculator came todaycasio fx-85
>>225352175You're thinking of red wine mate
>>225352139clogwog is the dutch flag who posts interracial pornziedy is the belgian who just posts about black willies and his ocd spam when threads finishlearn the difference between our flemish cucks
>>225352169i like to live dangerously
why are you obsessed with a character from the dutch thread
>>225352193it's true for everything in existence
wouldn't want to be omniscientimagine having to know the taste of every poo
my poos have been hurting and stretching my bumhole recently I think the gays are putting something in the water. what is their plan I wonder
>>225352111cheer up you miserable sod lol
>>225352234Lol
>>225352226this is why god transferred himself into a video game because his own life was too complicated
mad how pink guy made a video about gooning to nickelodeon teenage actresses and got away with it
>>225351867You know why
massive news ladsSainsburys and Morrisons are planning on merging
>£500 "pro" tablet>8gb ramwhat did amazon mean by this
>>225352286someone slowpoke this cunt
>>225352299you're probably thinking of the failed Sainsburys and Asda merge actually
NEW>>225351198>>225351198>>225351198
is it rude to ask a girl (via internet) what she smells like
Friday is a WFH day by law but I might have to go in and get something done but the cunt that I rely on to get me access to the thing is typically evasive so now I'm just stuck in limbo unclear as to whether I need to go in or not.
>>225352286wonder what they'll be called. morrisburys? sainsbons? sarrisons? mosburys? the possibilities are endless
>>225352312would take a quick sniff
donating my RAM to sam altman
>>225352312I would like to lick in between there
>>225352312i wonder how pooey their arseholes are
>>225352266who is the best russian internet artist
thought bare bums were banned on this board
>>225352295there were loads of laptops being discounted and just left in brown boxes in john lewis the last time i wentthought about getting one but there has to be some sort of catch
>>225352351>implying russbot ever replies
mumsie found the nicotine pouches
>>225352365one time grandma found my weed and took it and lied about not taking it, had to call my mom to tell her to give it back
>>225352286are you fucking serious?
god doesn't exist
>>225352389thought you shopped at waitrose deegs
>>225352391hs?
>>225352391heh, which one? *ricky gervais smirk and middle finger*
>>225352362The catch is that nobody buys laptops any more because they do everything on their phone or their work laptop.
You can never regain what the Greeks had. Neither can the breeders. You're both broken boys. Real men will never know standing shield to shield.
>>225352364who is the best russian internet artist thenfirst thing i can think of is that deformed lad who hung around in the undergroundbut maybe he was ukrainian, idkcan't find anything on search because jews ruined it
Morning pootoil is certainly looming at an alarming rate
>Everton owners The Friedkin Group (TFG) are exploring the sale of the club less than two years after taking control
>>225352398morrisons is bangingbut usually m&s tbf
>>225352412is yandex down
the end of another gruelling week of neettoil then
>>225352404true but the jews have been in this buck-broken state for thousands of yearsand we're still not quite to their levelthey can't win, because they are disgusting
>>225352415you dont often see seals poo do youmaybe they do it in the sea
>>225352422genuinely mental how great M&S is.
>>225352426Potentially, Ukraine hit one of their data centers this week
>>225352442their croissants are unreal
sir bellingham finished his 40 minute skincare routinelooking glossy and rejuvenated
pondering the aroma
>Labour wins Holborn and St Pancras by-election, beating Green leader Zack Polanskimeme party
You MUST stockpile
Might have toxoplasmosis because despite my allergy I love and cherish the kot
saint pancreas
>>225352473probably just order dominos if push comes to shove
>>225352452>pastriesgrow up
Do you remember the optimism of the early 2010s?
>>225352471how is it a memelabour were already incumbent and he swung it towards the greens massively
>>225352496he lost lol
>>225352494?
>>225352507no one expected him to win
>>225352495yeah
>Hitler Mussolini Flores elected Mayor of Queropalca, Peru, securing 34.54% of the vote.
>>225352496>>225352517I'm a woke lefty but they've fucked it once again by becoming the Palestine Party instead of the British cost of living party
>>225352517yeah they did. they thought all the council election wins were going to convert to a by election victory
>>225352527>muh costa livingget a job
my ancestoras have mummified our dead and kept them in the family home for centuries but woke wants to put a stop to it
>>225352473Definitely concerning when the govt are saying this. Ok I will increase my tinned and dried food supplies in the loft and bottled water under the stairs. Also worth getting a couple of life straws so you can drink dirty water when it comes to it
>>225352517same as count binface in clacton
>>225352527its an islamist party.
>>225352441taking a poo in the sea must feel divine
>>225352538I think that's the problem though isn't it. Most people on bennies do have a job because wages are shit and the cost of living continuously increases. Bennies are just the government subsidising shit wages
>>225352508baked treats and sweet goods are for children and women
taking apu
>>225352548Don't forget a camping stove or something similar. Don't want to be eating cold tinned food.Also consider a Kelly Kettle
>>225352572no theyre not
>>225352572ooh youre proper hard
stopping off at tesco for some pastries for the women in work. don't eat them myself because i'm a big man
>>2253525724chan is for children
>>225352572>has never been to a michelin restaurantNGMI
yeah that's what women want a bloke who gooes oooh i fancy a croissant
>>225352495more like the COPTimismdamn egyptians
>>225352589they make tyres mate. why would i want to go to one of their restaurants?
>>225352600tasty
>>225352577Yeah have been meaning to get something like this, I've got basically full bottle of gas for the BBQ but would be nice to have one of those little double burners that I could use indoors.
willy has gone all long and stiff. what's going on?
>>225352600most cultured brit poster >>225352616means you saw a cute guy LOL
Have to go into toil, no escaping it at this point anne frankly
harry styles and thom yorke interviewing each other for rolling stone magazine? nah im alright youtube
>>225352650both grifters
mood
Emma Watson may have a poo in her bum at this very moment.
Any Frank Zanu fans in?
>>225352666>ai trunksICK
far-right provocateur Thom Yorke
you can post on /brit/
>>225352676dunno who that bitch is
>>225352683
>>225352685I can not
>>225352705fuck youdo it anyway
sir Sagal Abdi-Wali
if jaws left you scared just wait until you see this CGI slopper featuring out of work actor Josh Hartnett, now available on Netflix for only £14.99 per month with ads
>>225352696check him out
>>225352679these are sick
haha radio head is a fucking band lmao
make the new.
>>225352718he is a curmudgeon I guess
>>225352730I'm not allowed, I'm not a visa here
You never really love someone until you let them go
>>225352737not really
noo>>225352775>>225352775>>225352775
