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>Sexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise and spreading rapidly (the-express.com)maybe not getting any isn't so bad
Nerd bitches be like>Hell yeah daddy!!! Stick that cat5 cable up my pussy! UHHHHHH 5 BARS 5 BARS
Fucking furries
Toaster in the bathtime
>>225372309Cool rug
defrag her
>>225372332>Shit I forgot to plug it in. Hold up chat
>>225372335it's better than the rifle
>>225372335Thanks. It's from afghanistan
>man flying fighter jet:|>woman flying fighter jet :0
>>225372338i hardly know her
>>225372277I would say "that is fucking badass", but I know they lowered standards for her
>>225372360The greatest objects of interest in that photo, from greatest to least, are:>the rug>his toes>the rifle
When people in my town talk about me they say that anon is the real article
>>225372382How do you "lower the standards" for flying a jet
HAPPY 4:20 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>225372383>>his toesdidn't notice or look at those, I'm not that autistic
>>225372390whatever the standards are for flying a jet, lower them
>>225372401You're not too bright, is you?
jesus christ, I got jumpscared by vertical tabs in Firefox! BLEH!
>>225372401I had no standards to begin with though
>>225372390you lower them to a deadly levelwho do you think would tell her "you don't meet standards"????they would be killed, or at least have rank taken from them
>lust provoking toes
it's above my gay prade
Which is your favorite North American indigenous tribe? I think Blackfeet are cool, but I don't know much about them. I just think they're neat!
No, listen to this shit, I went on Chrome and I tried to post here but it said I was rangebanned! And then I cried to grok for help lmao without noticing the cog icon at the bottom hahahaha
>>225372437Chief Dildo InAss.
>>225372319>giving the sheep fuck-me eyesthey knew what they were doing
>>225372423She's the least powerful queen under the least influential monarchy in our history. No one is getting "killed" over this, she was training and accruing flight hours before she was even queen. Happen in your country?https://youtu.be/SxN7tfTeoR0https://youtu.be/e4_tElqXqm0https://youtu.be/LdXoZwP7wU8
"Fuck ICE" said the woman with the beard
>>225372478Lmao
"Fuck migrants" said the fat incel who has never left his parents' trailer
wholesome reddit videohttps://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/1x1ts1c/take_a_spin_infront_of_beluga/
"Fuck" said the pottymouth who never had his mouth washed out with soap
>>225372423You don't even know what flight standards are. Though I'll do you a solid and say that one of the major standards would be multitasking and they probably lowered that one. Possibly a lot
>>225372437idk, i am just glad their % of population is so low, unlike in other countries where the natives are a more substantial %, like in new zealand, and they have to pander the eff out of them
The hurricane is hitting southern Alabama and northern Florida. Nobody gaf about those places
Some gay guy I went to high school with got gay bashed and it became a real scandal in my progressive town until it turned out he lied
>>225372488Weak comeback, Jose
"Fuck me in the ass" said the horny little caged-up catamite (me)
>>225372488Lmao
>>225372506my mom did this to me once and she still feels badshe should feel bad: it awakened my S&M fetish
>>225372523Not as weak as your jawline
Anthony Bourdain's sandwich is good but quite salty 7/10
>>225372515That’s the only good part of Florida
tho if I do get a curved monitor, I'm definitely getting dose vertical tabs
I miss when men were behind the cameras of porn.
"Canadian boi butts are in season" said anon
>>225372488kek'd>>225372523seethe faggot
>>225372543have a negroni to wash it downhave two
gocktoberfest
>>225372488You got him there
>>225372437Haida without a doubt.
>>225372542You will never belong in this country lmoa
a heckin plasma screen, is this the future?!
>>225372437the Dead Horses
>>225372560Replying to your own posts is fucking cringe
>>225372573Is this what happens with all the plasma i sell?
Weak samefagging brownPathetic lol
>>225372569Why do 4channers hate Anthony Bourdain? Is it because he dared to live life to the fullest?
>>225372573a CURVED plasma screen!
>>225372570Did you ever get to visit Haida Gwaii? It seems really pretty.
Have the cadaver
>>225372602he was librul
At this point, I think it's safe to say that the pussy experiment was a failure. It's really no improvement on the previous model, a man's butthole, in terms of comfort and convenience.
I haven’t worn jewelry or carried cash since 7th grade
>>225372610>t. Re-Animator
>What hood you from cuz?!
>>225372607No but I live on traditional Coast Salish land (Vancouver, BC area) which is very similar.
>>225372602Druggy loser who was jealous of more successful chefs like Guy Fieri
>>225372625Pensacola
Have the cadaver? Then we can palaber!>>225372625I love that song, that girl is crazy...but she's also hot
after my overdose-attempt i sat in the i.c.u. watching diners, dives, and drive-ins for a day while getting regular e.k.g.s
>>225372615I always have $60 on me, just in case
i tried reading a book about injuns one time but EVERY single page had some complaint about colonization. every page. if they couldnt work it in the main text there would be a sidebar. fuck i get it white man bed tell me about injuns
>Do you know who I am!!??
>>225372651Nigger Faggot JR?
>>225372625
I always keep a nickel in my shoe in case the frankfurter vendor comes by
>YOU KNOW WHO DA FUCK IM WIT???
>>225372657>… Who the hell are you!!??
>>225372659that is a very gilded age thing to say
>>225372640I bet watching that lifted your spirits
The house next door to me’s been sold to
>>225372650Literally everything we know about injun history comes from either archaeology or hearsay mediated through people who qualify as colonizers
I overdose on healthy sleep hygiene every night
>>225372690How
Neat.
>>225372694I sleep so soundly that I wake up refreshed at set intervals
If someone gangsta checked me I would wig out
>>225372674lifted my hunger
>>225372711How
>>225372666The Irish Gaylords(Real gang btw).
funny to think how amazon started out just selling used books and somehow became the worlds biggest vendor for pretty much everything
>>225372629I saw that shit in Dead Man, that is a great, amazing movie
>>225372710For me, it's Nooksack
>>225372721routine
>>225372730Bro thinks he’s a late bloomer lol
main indian-related-media i have consumed is blood meridian
Jim Jarmusch in general, despite what you may think of him personally...I mean, I've seen all his movies, and I've thought on getting a shirt made that says Permanent Vacation!
I bet none of you johnny-come-lately zoomer perverts even know the old fashioned name for a woman's penis from the newsgroup days of quality smut fiction.
>>225372753I want this shirt
Pepperoni was invented by Italian Americans
Jerked off to duolingo avatars again
>>225372753only bit of him i've watched is his scene in sling blade
>>225372773DAS RITE
>>225372773Source?
>>225372782That owl is a little slut
>>225372773I invented pepperoni when I left my sausage in the sun by accident one July
sex with women:? lets ponder this phenomenon
>>225372788
>>225372799I liked having sex when i was really fat and getting super sweaty on my gf at the timeComplete display of dominance to drench someone elses entire body in your sweat
>>225372816Un'altra vittoria Italiann.
>>225372785Jarmusch was huge in Europe in the 90s and 00s on the art circuit cause of his Euro style and due to the fact that his movies featured the likes of Roberto Benigni, Iggy Pop and Tom Waits, RZA, GZA, etc. Pre-internet, Europeans were really hungry for that sort of alt stuff!
>>225372538You should ask her to do it again
im a jeet im a jeet im a fat little jeet
>>225372816This kills real Italians they have nothing at all
>>225372816Do you have a source besides AI and Wikipedia? Please, this is important
>>225372799it only happens in porn
>>225372853You can use my time machine once I'm done going back in time to the late 80s...
>>225372773Allegedly!
also, Ghost Dog is a marvelous film, it even has Sopranos-type characters despite its hipster cool, and that was before the show!
I simply don't like film and television as media
There are jeets and Afghans in my town, bet you can’t guess who’s worse
>>225372872That one was not bad I downloaded it many years ago when it was freeleech and was pleasantly surprised
>>225372794I spank it to other users in my friend list it's like I have my own harem of esl hoes
>>225372885da j00z
>>225372853John F. Mariani in How Italian Food Conquered the World and Andrew F. Smith in The Oxford Companion to American Food and Drink
>>225372816>>225372852Pizza was invented in Spain.The modern version of pizza that everyone loves and imitates is an American invention.But the first ones to combine flatbread+vegetable & meat toppings+tomato sauce which is what pizza is, that was invented in Spain.We called it "coca levantina" and we never bothered claiming the invention of pizza because it's poorfag food made with leftovers.
>>225372885Afghans tend to rank pretty horribly on every statistic they collect
This summer might be your last.
>>225372901Oh fuck is that a new feature? Is this what you use instead of interpals to find third world wives?
>>225372889eyy, it's you, DiS!
>>225372910Okay, thank you. What are their ISBNs and relevant page numbers?
>>225372906Funny thing is it’s the Jews who settled the horrible Afghans
and I said pre-internet, but we did have the internet, it just wasn't web 2.0. People give the corpos a lot of shit, but they're the ones making it all happen, AI and all now, we're onto web 3.0!
>>225372916I like this guyI will have to find that pic in high res to use as a reaction image
>>225372939Shelke, K. (2007). Pepperoni. In A. F. Smith (Ed.), The Oxford Companion to American Food and Drink (p. 447). Oxford University Press. ISBN: 978-0195307962Mariani, J. F. (2011). How Italian food conquered the world (pp. 15–18). St. Martin's Press. ISBN: 978-0230112414
Currently reading.
>>225372920It doesn’t help that they show up with 7-10 kids and those little shits are entitled and know they can get away with almost anything
last movie i watched was the first dune of the new trilogy. made zero impact on me. before that i watched casino, great
>>225372959I like Sam the Cooking Guy. I used to watch that guy a lot, he's a stoner, even tho he's also a rich Canadian Jew living in San Diego who used to be the CEO of some sort of multimedia company that he sold off for crazy bux. But whatever, I'm no antisemite, I'm more of an islamophobe, really.
>>225372882currently watching the langoliers (1995) and it’s pretty goodol’ King really knows how to make characters seem unique but relatable
>>225372962Okay, thank you. Any chance you could rearrange those bibliographical entries to Chicago style? Thank you again
>>225372916Pizza isn't flatbread stupid it's a pie, or casserole if it's deep dish.
>>225372916Gemini says you lyin
and the guy had that open-door cooking platform and one of those pizza ovens and he just did all his all-American stoner treats on those, while cracking slightly hazy stoner dad jokes, I love that guy
>>225372994Do it yourself
Hamburgers are from Connecticut
>>225373016Wow, I guess you were just talking out of your ass. I bet pepperoni was invented right in the heart of Italia
I need to get rid of a subway sandwich my roommate brought me without him discovering the crime. I cant eat this but I dont want to hurt his feelings. Maybe I could flush it if I do it one part at a time
fur mich, freschetta
>>225373048Slovenia said yes!
this was the best when it was being sold
>>225373021Several states claim they invented hamburgers thoughever
how do i make friends
>>225373062I never buy that shit anymore, I always go for the prebaked pinsa dough at Aldi now, it's fairly cheap here
>>225372959Here ya go.
>>225373059Actually ensouled Europeans
i literally invented pizza in my oven 5 minutes ago stupid immigrants
You can easily download embedded images by inspecting page source.
Work posted new position that's like a half supersivor thing between my role and my manager's. Pays about 40% extra. I am by far the most qualified for it.I don't want it. I really don't want it. I coukd use the raise and it would be more vacation, better benefits, not that much more work but.... no, no fuck this I don't even want to apply.
>>225373079You are a sweet baby angel
europe invents itamerica perfects it
Apparently fermented vegetables are bad for your stomach, I thought they were good for your stomach
>>225373093inspect the source of this cock I'm embedding in your ass, fag
>>225373065Tom Holland says they were invented in Germany, just look at the name. Actors know everything
Girlfriend is withholding sex because i won't get her a cat she just says no pussy no pussy and its really making me mad
An open-door cooking platform? I ESLpologize!
inspecting web source, very easy and convenient
>>225373139Hamburg steak was invented in Germany not the same thing he is retarded
>>225373105Being management is gay as fuck, you will get 40% more pay and do 300% more work for it. Make as much money as possible while assuming as little responsibility as possible, this is how you exploit the wagie glitch.
>>225373140don't do that, you could get toxoplasmosis>>225373119well I'm glad to hear that, because I've always hated fermented vegetables, even as an Eastern European!
i love british cuisine
Somebody get the hose.
>>225373140My wife is withholding sex because she thinks the baby is watching us and it makes her dryer than the sahara
>>225373166I told her just put food out and she can have all the free cats she wants but she wants some special exotic kind that costs two thousand dollars
>>225373048My nigga, Europeans basically conquered the entire fucking planet during the past 500 years.All the technologies that make the modern world have been invented by Europeans or their colonial descendants.Without Whites/Europeans inventing chemical fertilizers, combustion engine and mechanized agriculture billions of brown people wouldn't be alive today.It's not a fucking complex.
and really, old Slovenian cuisine from the early modern era doesn't feature as much of that as the rest of the region- the local ethnologists say that old Slovene cooking is based on flour...which I also hear may be a bad idea. And red meat, too!
>>225373166You get toxoplasmosis from going outside
I feel bad for children raised by drug addicts
>>225373151It takes two clicks
>>225373201I adopted my niece because of it.
>>225373201might as well face it, you're addicted to drugs! in the words of that 80's dude who looked like Hall&Oates! sort of
>>225373195Why is every place that Spain colonized a third-world shithole even worse than America?
>>225373201It sucks
You never jerked off to Marge simpson
>>225373224Just earlier I was thinking how much "Might as well face it you're addicted to bugs" would be a great soy parody song. Was even going to post about in this thread but it felt like more of a 2020 bit
I'm not really addicted to drugs. Tho I would have a bad time of it if I stopped smoking pot after 20 years with few breaks, for like a week.
>>225373248jesus, what were the odds?
the trailer for the new exorcist movie came out today. i think it looks pretty good.
My name is Imran Khan I’m an Indian male who smokes weed all day and lives with his parents
>>225373275Same
>>225373195It was all luck, you need to read Guns, Germs and Steel
Look it that little punim
>>225373275yeah, whatever dude, you'll get over it. I mean, it ain't the end of the world, you have room for improvement in the sense that you will no longer feel miserable or hate yourself
I am genuinely disgusted when I read arab and indian names. Anyone else get that visceral feeling of revulsion?
>>225373317I wonder if she would want to be friends with my friendly little pibble Rexiepoo
>>225373329no, not really, I thought is that the name of a cricketer I've heard. But there are several people bearing my rather unlikely name, and at least one of them is a sportsman, too.
>>225373233The exact same reason most of the places colonized by Britain and by France are also shitholes: demographics.I would say there are many countries in Latin America that are unironically doing much better than many parts of the US.You don't see streets riddled with fentanyl zombies and cities under constant gang warfare in most of Latin America.Most of your major cities are absolute fucking shitholes and the fact that people pay exorbitant mortages for flimsy suburban cardboard homes to NOT live in these cities says it all.Lower your tone when judging other countries. It's not the 2000s anymore. YOU are the shithole now.
>>225373329No I’m Indian
if you die and come back as an appalachian it's called reintarnation
>>225373349Imran Khan is a classic Paki name, tho it might also apply to India. Like most Pakis are Khans.
>>225373317qtpie
I been eyeing this girl what work at the walmart and thinking to ask her out. She only has 2 kids and her ass is fat
kind of scary the possibility of being born in africa, such a horrible place
>>225373360consarnit!
My doctor was named imran. Handsome beard on him
>>225373376or New Guinea, like the central highlands, those people practically live in the middle ages
>>225373376You could be born rich like Elon Musk
>>225373376You wouldn’t be such a wuss though
The goblet drains, the reader wakes, too late to hear the heart.
>>225373376Africa is disgusting.>>225373392That's gross, sounds disgusting.>>225373349Yuck that is disgusting
>>225373392my mother had a hairdresser that was Assyrian, she looked kinda hot even in her 50's, really Semitic, tho
>>225373405He had to have hair transplants and takes tranny drugs and he fucked grimesI would way rather be me
>>225373287It wasn't luck, Europe is the center of the land hemisphere. It was inevitable.
The new Carrie has a troon actor...
>>225373195You haven't done anything of note in the last century though.
>>225373421Your mother looked hot into her 50s but very semitic?Bizarre post but please share pics
In the future we’ll all have less and we’ll be happier because of it
started at he bottomstill at the bottom
>>225373429There's a movie on Amazon called Cuckoo that stars a tranny too. Cinematic Trooniverse is coming to fruition.
>>225373441pay attentionmy mother looks kinda Slavic
Gates and Musk are weirdos, Bezos seems to be the most normal of the billionaires
>>225373465Ok well post pics anywaysYou have been posting about her here for years getting us all horned up but wont deliver the goods?
Well I threw the sandwich out the back window. I don't think he'll look out there, and it's supposed to rain so maybe it will get washed away. Or hopefully an animal gets it. I hate being so ungrateful but I tried a few bites and I just couldn't put that in my body.
musk, what a great sense of humor he has
I'm da joker baby
>>225373317corr looks like me poops airfta too many oreos
when trannies and gays aren't ugly as fuck it's because they spent 100k reshaping their freak faces
Transgiving
BREAKING: Country star Ella Langley has canceled Friday night's show in Tulsa, Oklahoma, over "a serious security threat."
Lice is a silly disease
Finally some of the decent 10mm ammo is on sale again
>>225373502phwoar would sheg her airsch intae oblivionyessir unt verily
>>225373474you think you're a master baiterbut your skill in choking the monkey could be called into question!
>>225373507are you from Texas?
>>225373529CloseConnecticut
>>22537350710meme is a JOKE. a big, fat, JOKE.
>>225373489Whats your excuse for being a fuck ugly neckbeard butter troll
Sasha Grey was really one of the all time greats
>>225373535well I'll be a monkey's uncle!
>>225373532Trips and boogie lives forever
Will the amazing atheist get a mention in the history book on YouTube
>>225373532that is absolutely foul>>225373553crisis averted
for me, drill head guy
>>225373538Whatever man, i love my glock 20When i carry that baby i feel like i have a 4 inch dick and can take on the world
lot more unironic satanists in wv than you might think
>>225373555not as long as it's owned by jewgle
>>225373546Never a huge fan honestly, always seemed like she was 90% hype. Isabella Soprano and Jenni Lee were far better.
A horse wins the Kentucky derby every year
>>225373506I've been told that all the black kids in elementary schools have lice, and they literally never do anything about it. Their parents don't care. They just live with the lice.And all the other kids are getting infested with them over and over again because of them. The parents have to do the treatment over and over which is harmful for their hair & scalp.Oh, the blessings of multiculturalism.
>>225373566I have had the Littlest Reich on my HD for an eternity now because it was written by S. Craig Zahler...and also because it's called that
member blip.tv
>>225373566I too enjoy RLM
as a young teenager, in the 2000s, i liked.. taylor rain, belladonna, jayna oso, aurora snow, those are the main ones from that era of 'film'
>>225373592You heard a bunch of bullshit.
>>225373589The Kentucky Derby is Decadent and Depraved o algo
I want to stick my dick in a cunt quite frankly
just ate a chip off the floor
>>225373637>t. The Hoff
>>225373616It wasn't the blacks? They didndu nuffin?
>>225373634Ok come to the gloryhole by the post office
>>225373546dat bitch a dawg! She does have personality tho
a prostitute.. that reads books?!
Which porn whore was the one who felt shamed because her boyfriend didnt want to kiss her after work so she dumped him?
>>225373614Taylor Rain is a realtor in LA, she cleaned up her life and has a family now.Fascinatingly, despite looking and acting like a normal person, you can easily find tomes of videos of her taking dicks in her asshole and eating cum. You could be walking through a $1.2 million mansion with her and then just hold up your phone to a video of her getting her asshole blown out by two dicks and say "hey remember this?"
Who can heal me
>>225373673you know, it's like that all song...Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves
>>225373684>LA>1.2 million>MansionThat would be like a hovel and not really in la
okay i am a dysgenic chthonic manichaean emanation of evil so if you think you are borne of the good come cut my head off nigga let’s die
>major AI companies are gaming out scenarios for major backlash / revolt in the case of a major AI caused crisis, like a financial or major public utility shutdownwhy
*old song>>225373687a steady financial situation, in my experience
I was raised racist but thankfully snapped out of it
>>225373695Please be patient I'm Canadian
I feel Canadian
>>225373705>using AI to plan for the inevitable consequences of AI's failurekek what a fucking gay time to be alive
>>225373546never wanked tae her
>>225373700https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYLOdvt8aVIin the immortal words of Armand Schaubroeck, late of the House of Guitars in Rochester, NY, 'Kill me, motherfucker, I ain't ever died before!'. Also, this song is intentionally racist.
i do fink tho two best countries for porn are usa and czechia
only grey clip i've really watched was the gif of her being enthusiastically pile-drived.
Too bad sasha never got into extreme feederism so we could have had an ssbbw chapter too
>Czechia>Czech Republic>Czechoslovakiamake up your mind already we don't have time for this
it will always be 'czech republic'
Sasha Grey had a great ass and pulled off a good girl next door vibe
You shoot from the hip. Thats what I like about you
My existence is unteneble. I have no idea how I'm going to survive when my parents die and they're getting older by the minute. I may have to end myself. The dread is setting in.
>>225373802That's hot
>>225373802Why can’t you just sleep outside and walk around the country?
The Hormel 7
>>225373773She's mentally unstable, there's a chance she'll develop an eating disorder at some point. Carmella Bing turned into a BBW.
>>225373748kek havent gone indepth on reading the breasington yet so literally dont kno anyfing but you seen ders breadberg in /mu/ about geordie greep daein' rape?also lissened to that japanese band i saw agenbo ningenkinda do have early black midi vibe in the sense of being totally chaotic heavy noise but diss is well before black midi>>225373775yeh weird wun dat. iirc they havent even changed name of country but people just callin' it differently. naht sure. but propa minsboggled me when i found outfrance official name is republic of france or sum billshidd and diss is actual name of many many countriesbut irelanddespite being called by people "republic of ireland" is actually officially just cslledirelandblew my mindso in a way all deez countries have diss name problemnaht sur ebout turkey. did they change it recent to turkiye? was it never turkey and they jst asking people to say turkiye? no idea
>>225373828I'm sorry, but I've never seen an extraplanetary slasher series!
>>225373779she looked like an art hoe, lexi belle had more of a girl next door vibe
Germans be like>The police force responsible for censoring internet porn is the Volkpolitzei Der Hentai oder für ganz Deutschland
>>225373838>about geordie greep daein' rape?I came this close to seeing Greep this July, his music is pretty cool
>>225373778yeh just looked upthats still the official nameno idea why czechia has become popular now>>225373802we all die in life xpic rel
>>225373823I'm already 34. I expect 10, maybe 20 years for my parents. By then I'll be too old and frail to hobo camp.
The media used to make fun of Jennifer Lopez for having a big ass
>>225373848Lexi Belle was cute, Sasha just looked like a total filthy whore.
need a fwb
>>225373860that's what us Slavs call it, it's Češka here, and Češko in Czech
staff working for j-lo are instructed to speak only when spoken to and never to look her in the eyes when she is around.
>>225373838>>225373860Can you like shut up
>>225373866Stoya had the best of both worlds
>>225373891hated her facial expressions, though nice and pale
>>225373891my first fleshlight was modelled after her private parts
all-timer. mostly stopped watching such stuff after this
Breaking in new jeans sucks
>>225373882i seeso czech tell people to call it by namei wonder if it just part of wokismlike call countries by how they wanna be calledknew a norwegian man who bragged about how norway calls all other countries by the names they call themselves. i dint even know if thats true but he was defo braggin' bout it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgvAgWFrC0glistening to proto fucking martyr
woke nonsense like 'czechia'
>>225373886pic rel>>225373926corr whos disswould shaeg her airsch
New>>225373970
>>225373961you laff but they changed spellin' of chicken kiev to chicken kyiv
and you might say, oh, this is just watered-down post-hardcore, and it is, with some great lyrics!
