Umarubomber Edition Previous: >>225372277
turds.
>>225373985Wilson!
>In early 2026, the first scientific report of tool use in cows was published in Current Biology. The paper, which references the Far Side cartoon, describes a pet cow named Veronika that scratched herself with a stick or wooden broom, using different ends to scratch parts of her body that she could not otherwise reach—a rare example of flexible multi-purpose tool use by non-humans.[7][8]>The research suggests a previously unknown sophistication in livestock intelligence, which the deprived environments of industrial farms may typically hinder. The authors note that Veronika "did not fashion tools like the cow in Gary Larson's cartoon, but she selected, adjusted, and used one with notable dexterity and flexibility". The paper concludes: "Perhaps the real absurdity lies not in imagining a tool-using cow, but in assuming such a thing could never exist."[9]
youtu.be/VZ7hsm8jqu4a bit persuasive
post some fucking humongous tits. like just gigantic sized, bigger than 'er fookin' head m8
Should I say the n word lol
this was a match for the ages
kek holy fugg apparetly diss flyer was thrown around at geordie greep concert, from the /mu/ breadington
>>225373995Indians be like>Yeah, this is god
turn off the clown world machine
youtu.be/i8U61-Ur4dAnice evil-sounding punk rock with unhinged vocals
>>225374025who?
>>225374025kek
>>225374010Janny has been lenient on the niggish question recently
I've grown tired of living and shall be departing from this realm shortly
>>225374034that's the type of stuff Mark Prindle used to review before Jesus was born. That guy was a riot!
>>225374031>third worldists now struggling to explain why this is bad
>>225374007boo
>>225374031Europe literally HAS DONE AND STILL DOES this and you are silent
I still consider Yugoslavia a country
never read a trump wall of text post, never will>>225374052loved prindle, sad he retired, years ago
>>225374063I don't, there's a reason I don't post in /ex-yu/ and it's not personal in the least
>>225374056Too big
>>225374074the guy runs an ad agency, he's a legend, and he started the whole website cause his wife left him and he became this incel hahahaha
>>225374016Super power by 2020 saar
>>225374016they will be a superpower by 2040
youtu.be/YV-q8M4vJ6M>>225374087ah, i remember it differently, that he retired the site not long after divorcing and his dogger died
AIPAC but with India
>>225374059Russian diesel imports were banned since 2023 in Europe shit for brains
>>225374031>Pay Russia for Diesel fuel>Russia spends this on drones>Drones that destroy Ukraine military assets we paid for>using the profits that we made from our economy that depends on diesel fuel to function
>>225374078you need to smarten up and get along with your neighbours mister
tho I might be mistaken, cause on those very early Prindle photos he's still with her. Anyway, the guy was buds with another early web rock reviewer, the Russian linguist Georgiy Starostin, whose website I also used to read. Those guys turned me on to Sparks!
>>225374100>2 more weeks
Just watched a hot drunk girl throw up in the back of a police car
>>225374055>third worldists are anti-russia
>>225374125In person I hope
and I think the 70s SF band Chrome, too, and I absolutely love both of those bands, they're my favorite bands
giogio > jojo
Is Kramer vs Kramer a good movie?
>>225374109Do you really believe that all of Europe has totally banned IN ITS ENTIRETY its most convenient and cheapest source of gas and diesel? Are you fucking dumb?
>>225374137I don't think there was any way to even infer that from what I said
Armand Schaubroeck, whom I've been posting, too. Those guys were not only insightful, they were really droll. And Prindle knew the guy who does At the Cinema with Tim Heidecker, he was really into that sort of 80s cowpunk scene where that guy comes from.
calling someone "shit for brains" is still one of the all-time greatest classic insults, really takes them down a notch calling someone a bozo is another great one
airfta finishing the greep breadingborgian, concluded its drivel
>>225374151No, without Seinfeld & Costanza it's just too one-sided and unbalanced.
>>225374151absolutely notwatchablebut not good
>>225374115doesn't matter, numbers go up!
>>225374157Why would a third worldist think something benefiting Russia and the third world is a bad thing?
>>225374106corr light 8/10 on diss kittingtonshire
>>225374151I've been contemplating on whether I should watch Straight Time with Dustin Hoffman for a while and I'm leaning towards yea
>>225374195That's why they are struggling
>>225374056
>>225374155>Do you really believe that all of Europe has totally banned IN ITS ENTIRETY its most convenient and cheapest source of gas and diesel?Yes
>>225374195>Why would a third worldist think something benefiting Russia and the third world is a bad thing?They have 60 iqs. They don't even know how an outlet works in most of those pro-russia anon countries
youtu.be/PC4EndNy9l4>>225374163gregg turkington, aka neil hamburger, was manager for mr bungle at some point, was involved with a bunch of bay area bands
>>225374215Then you are actually retarded and your assumption is based on a literal lie
>>225374206That movie's awesome and it was recommended to me by the same person who recommended Night Moves
>>225374236You think natural gas is diesel? Embarrassing.
>>225374218you might actually be Mark Prindle, dude, I mean, it's not an impossibility
jello biafra
Zoomies don't know 'bout this one
Black cat are bes vats
Black cafs are the best cats
>>225374281Reread my comment and notice how it says "gas and Diesel" >IN ITS ENTIRETY its most convenient and cheapest source of GAS and diesel?Also read the part where you replied >Yes
>>225374287
FUCK
>>225374308Why are you bringing up natural gas when this is about diesel imports? I guess fuck me for thinking some mutt would be good faith for once.
>>225374283naw, just a music sperg, obsessed mainly with underground punk from the 80s, mainly, especially obscure midwest stuff, muh regionyoutu.be/yd19DU4TTLc
quitting drugs is easy ive done it 5 times this week
>>225374315tsmt
Black cats are the best fats
>>225374324are you some kind of comedian
GOD DAMN IT
look who just flew in from stupid town >>225374166
Beating Elden Ring just using Crystal weapons
>>225374318You are a clown without a circus. I suggest you find one to perform at.
>>225374349I'm still waiting for you with that table leg.
>Look at dis fuggin jagoff *points*
>>225374361OH!
>>225374310
>>225374357The only table leg I got is the one between my legs
>>225374349You are a mutt without an open strait. Can't fill the truck with LNG there Cleetus chop chop open that big bitch up
>>225374370it was ahead of its time
>>225374371No, I got the table leg. And I'm gonna beet you with it when I catch you
>>225374319well, I appreciate you for who are, but that is NOT yacht rock!
it's caturday!!!
*you areI really tried to like Cows back when, but man, that was hard going
>>225374382I will destroy you with my table leg
WARE ARE YEEEEWAN IM SO SOORYI CANNAWT SLEEPI CANNAWT DREAM TONIGHT
If a woman breaks into your house it’s justified to rape her
>>225374427Explain
>>225374427I think your legal system would send you to a gay rape dungeon for a good long while if you did that
youtu.be/K4ZloIAo8ZQforgot the joy of isolated tracks
America will be the first country on the planet to elect AI as President
You should really be working on getting your AI Certification Anon, time isn't gonna wait around for you.
AI gooning is mid
>>225374427>i thought my life was in danger, your honour
I just fed a small spider to a big one, he wrapped him up with haste
>>225374448“ChatGPT who should I vote for in 2028. Tell me their ideas and pick one”
>>225374474is that some sort of oblique Andrew Dice Clay joke?
we call it superintelligence now actually
>>225374433She broke into my house, therefor she put herself into that situation and deserves it
>>225374346gem
He looks like marble but he tastes like granite
>>225374494No, I literally picked up a small spider and dropped it into the bigger spider's web.
I refuse to use AI
>>225374510OHHHH!
Hickory dickory dock
i subscribe to chatgpt
>>225374510I used to do that with flies at my old security job. I would catch them and feed them to the local spider
Some women have what I can only describe as "sad cartoon dog face"You know it when you see itIn fact eggy kind of had it even though he's a man
a cronyism a day keeps the gaijin away
youtu.be/6M9C6a1K0nIa classic
>>225374527the shit ran down the cock
>>225374533Based and spiderpilled
Publicly execute everyone living in Brampton
