random new XD edition
this is the new
Both catbergs on the bed with meSnug as a bug i am
oh bugger
>>225372829ya mum
I wish it wasn't a culture war front so I could say I think it's shit without people putting me in an ideology box
>>225372800berged up to fuck
Emma Watson soiled the undie.
don’t you hate it when you misplace your willy aiming tweezers and wee all over the toilet
>>225373975Think what's shit?
>>225373975wtf are you talking about?
>>225372800it lovely
>>225373989>>225373990can't say because you'll put me in a box
>>225372800Giwtwm
>>225374000I will put you in my heart shaped box.
>>225372800all quiet on anon's front
>>225373975the vaguepost king is here
>>225374000Yeah? Fascist.
>>225374000Already did, might as well tell us. You're one of those wokes who pretends to like utter trash and defends it calling anyone who doesn't like it racist because the trash is woke, am I right?
I think he's talking about JK Rowling
>>225374011well now I've got a new complaint
>>225373988crying
Desire to off meself increasing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICWU2nRrTLM
>>225374000 you're already in a box. look around you
>>225374019that's not true, the vaguepost king is somewhere else>>225374021no>>225374026no
>>225374053yeah? fuck up lil neek *kisses teeth*
>>225374061hey stop kissing my teeth
yall niggas is cray cray
>>225374067This shit was revolutionary
demmies no uta
>>225374041don't entertain that kinda thinking, you can put it away
Staying up until such time as I am entertained and content to call it a day
Scotty’s in a box
>>225374097just feel like nothing ever changes, there's nowhere to go, and the world as it stands isn't one I like or want to live in.
>>225374089what?
nigga we up
fart shaped cocks
>>225374139That was the song Kurt actually wrote about Courtney love before she made him change it
>>225374120hmm still got some novelties to look forward to surely? you never know what's round the corner
>>225374122
>>225374089are you really content to just let the entire rest of your life be doing nothing but looking at anime women on the internet
>>225374120Ktim
There are no problems that you can solve from now until morning except your immediate comfort.
CumAs you fartAs you pooAs I want you to pee
>>225374182I don't find much fun anymore. I want to read books, but I can't concentrate on them. I have a big pile of games, and don't feel like playing them.
>>225374139woke gone mad
>>225374216who the hell are you to judge, your life is doing drugs and going to mandatory rehab meetings.
This is interesting stuff about double jointedness connection to developing neurodivergences. Something affecting tissues probably also affects brain development.
>>225374211禁止
>>225374237it's fine if you don't want to play videogames mate, people sometimes grow out of hobbies. I haven't videogamed in months.
Odds buldak noodle cup with fridge raiders chicken mixed inEvens bowl of soup Dubs cocodamol Quads can of beer despite being committed to sober October
>>225374216whatever rustles you the most>>225374254sshhhhhhh
Kpop desu lads
>>225374072Fruity niggas like me take no orders
I'm a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way
>>225374211this thot has ugly carved up skin lmao
Shove sober october up your arse I’m doing vodktober
Australians are my favourite postersThere I said it
music...vibrations...feelings...woah!
>>225374278
>>225374336I think that neckerchief might be on too tight
>>225374311rice x shower, he'll the champions league for the both of them x
bart griffin
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1791596203135460.mp4
>>225374270I want to want to play them. Or at least to do something.All I do is look at shit on the internet, and I don't enjoy that either.Porn doesn't work anymore either.
making an arrangement
>>225374284oh ok
>>225374360people like this should be killed
wanking
I look at pictures of women now, and I get angry, because they look so stupid and not sexy at all.
insane how terrible google is.>>225374392can you finish in my mouth?
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oh my days
how do i lower my cortisol
>>225374421lion
kids are fucking stupid now, and you can't even tell the parents to take their tablets away, because then they'd be "left out", and they're right.Don't like this world anymore.
Mental that Apu wasn't woke enough for the lefties. He's literally brown and Indian. What more do they want?
>>225374360zillennials shook
>>225374360zoomers can't do well pretend cringe comedy
>>225374447esl
genuinely hate women
im finally going to escape from the facility
>>225374432crazy how we live in a world that is so hostile to children.
>>225374434>move to your area>open a shopWe're supposed to not notice that they do this, or it's racist.It's all they fucking do. It's like they get taught to do one job back home.
lowkey love going to the dentist and having my mouth fingered with latex gloves
any of you lads just surrounded by utterly indecisive peoplethe femoid refusing to say what she wants for dinner is a classic but it's her and my entire family and even work colleagues on literally everythinglike making a chiselled in stone decision is a death sentence for them
recently found out zoomers believe if you win an argument on 4chan the l33t hax0r 4chan poster will then hack you and dox youthey really believe that shit like boomers
>>225374459>you finally break out, after all this time, and look around, only to realise... you were outside of the facility, and now you've just broken in!
>>225374454nay.
>>225374469I want them to not have gadget induced ADHD like I do, or get groomed by crazy people. Kids should get like twenty minutes of TV a day. Make em play with potatoes and dice. Good for them. Then they have to imagine they aren't bored.
>>225374504horse
>>225374486you actually believing shit like that is boomer behaviour ngl
>>225374434Apu is noteworthy in that he is the only simpsons character they have outright removed, but a lot of other characters they have changed so much they might as well have removed them.The simpsons was a satire and parody of American life in the 90s, its been over 30 years since it aired, so a lot of things naturally don't fit anymore with modern audiences and the writers are left to find alternatives.
>>225374508get them workingget them scamming old people in other countries
>>225374486lmao, what?They wouldn't beat me anyway. I'm right about everything.
>>225374522they 100% believe it on tiktok they're being serious
exit game
>>225374548You have exited the game. Everything is ok now.
>>225374543they don't know how computers work because it's all apps for them
>>225374508TV has been raising every generation since the boomers, i don't think it's bad.
Shew wee stinky girl poots!
>calorific deficit for 5 days in a row>utterly miserable>still a fat bastard (14 stone)madness
No come on, let's get the numbers. How many double jointed people are here?
>>225374560yeah
just done a racism
>>225374596Double jointed?
>>225374475They did literally every stereotype under the sun. They made fun of everything from feminists to alcoholics. There were Jewish stereotypes, rednecks, zesty gay Smithers, Groundskeeper Willie, practically every other episode took the piss out of grandpa Simpson for being old. Apu wasn't even shit on , he just reflected the stereotype.
What am I watching for?
>>225374455watch gurren lagann
>>225374571it is bad funnily the least bad brainmonging activity is probably video games
i'm nice at ping pong
>>225374596in greggs?
the CIA invented rap music (alonside crack) to keep niggas in the hood. operation "straight outta langley" nigga
homer and lenny and carl work at the nuclear plant and ned works at the leftorium and moe works at moe's and principal skinner is the school principal
oi! Archie's, it's catbergurday, do you know what i mean?
>>225374579I go calorie deficient a couple days then binge the 3rd. need to drink more water and longer sleeping hours
>>225374524>a lot of things naturally don't fit anymore with modern audiencesLike the show being funny instead of politically correct?
>>225374628black pipo invented anti social rap by themselves because they got bored of listening to niggas like kurtis blow rap about basketball and going to the store
>>225374636nice catberg
love are brisbane x
went to a friend which i havent seen in a long time and he gave me a lot of alcohol and suddenly just whipped out his dick, ruined our friendship
>>225374677imagine a dongfeng icbm vaporising everything in this image corr
>>225374683how big was it
>>225374683Because your friendship turnt into a homosexual romantic relationship
>>225374689corr indeed my friend
>>225374689With my bollocks at the epicenter.
psycho wankerqu'est-ce que c'est
>>225374697I didn't look very much i just nope this is fucking not happening and left.>>225374699I'm not ugly, but jesus christ this was awkward. He thinks he is so clever, mirroring me and try this NLP shit, kind sociopathic.
hope we get to see nuclear weapons used again at some point thatd be mad
right well im off out for an 'cel walk
>>225374719it's just a cock bro like grow up everyone has one
Gherkin
>>225374719NLP?
>>225374677looks like a nice city
>What are the best practices for writing Gherkin scenarios effectively?
looking at PORN
>>225374719it's not gay if you say no homo
>>225374751grow up ffs
>>225374735>NLPNevro linguistic programming, it's used a lot in sales for example. He is a lawyer so he knows how to "manipulate" others by mirroring their tone, setting the pace, giving suggestions without you necessarily are aware.
they sayin butthead touch beavis thats why he quiet
>>225374770i wonder if the same is true of penn and teller
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt1YqCpLoYY
>>225374767Sounds like quite the odd duck that old friend of yours
imagine being north korean
i always high-five with my left hand because i expect most people will use their right hand and i want our hands to mirror each other
think i get it why soldiers smoking is so aesthetic, it's the subtle message, that addiction and habits are above life and death.
got no willy
>>225374813He used to hang around a crew that did bank robberies so kind of special. They did this bankbox thing during a weekend and emptied 800 boxes and got away with over 5 million dollars. 8 men went on for hours down there
>>225374853what have you got instead
>>225374853got no homea dickless manon earth i roam
>>225374870Going to prison in Norway seems somewhat nice to me
What do you think of Apple products?
any avoiding eye contact man in
this is THE new
>>225374888
>>225374878s
>>225374888>Shoemakernigga didn't even have the common courtesy to be called schumacher
>>225374878hell yeah
>>225374878how have i never seen this before
i'm out late at 4am
>>225374878scr
>>225374915I checked the archive and I found another post from that wii u guy in 2018, I think he had been shitposting on it for years
I opened the web browser on me Wii U the one day, and there was some porn still open on there from like ten years ago
brainberg managed to create such an embarassing scenario in my dream it forced me to wake up like in that matrix anime where a nig athlete run so fast he woke up in real life
would be jealous of elon musk's kids if they didn't inherit baldness genes. even if you can afford a hair transplant you will still always have baldness genes.
>>225374887He got 21, got out in 2/3rds and the next thing he does is killing an black guy who he had robbed the counting central in Stavanger with. It was full GTA, they burned a car outside the police garage to block them, then used huge hammers to smash through a window, went in fully armed and just grabbed cash. In the states you would have had swat teams, but there was just one policeman with a handgun who shot at them with a handgun.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O0U6Q_E4dQ
>>225374936All the better to larp as lex luthor
https://youtube.com/shorts/ib1v5lztgSA
>>225374942what the fuck is that
>>225374873prefer not to say
>>225374936he has like 20 kids right? which is big, but not insanely big, nigga could have like 100 kids if he wanted to, put them all in a boarding school he built beforehand and go full spartan on them.
Sounded autistic in front of a coworker and now it's all autism this, autism that. I GET IT. God forbid a man wears earbuds. It's 2026. Listening to psyop podcasts and you're trying to talk to me.
>>225374942looks like ozzy osbourne
>>225374951Stop. Digging.
>>225374941Shall give it a watch>>225374964Who's saying this autism stuff, that one coworker?
>>225374953go on
>>225374956he has 14 kids which seems quite tame for a squillionaire
>>225374978I have a 'vagina'
>>225374951rok
>>225374878switch mogged
>>225374973why? something down there?
>>225374984they're all test tube babies though he has a mangled nonfunctioning willy from a botched boner implant
spaki melty !!
im a smelly mentally ill weirdo and i have more job offers than i can acceptdont understand how anyone cant find work here
>>225374987hmm to be frank i don't believe you
remember going on porn sites with my mates in the school computer room in grade 4
>>225375016ignorant post
>>225375021typing hentai in yahoo, and getting mad horny in the computer room, aye
>>225375021all that shit was blocked by the time i was in school, how old are you/how third world was your school?
>>225374977I can't recall
Off to the Palestine protest, ladsSee you there
handsome? get paid by handsome get paid, looking for the handsome to get handsomely paid. apply to handsome get paid today to get paid
>>225375031it was all blocked but one of us found a site that would let you access any website from school wiif it was mad
>>225375038bit fucking early isn't it
british niggas dont say goodbye they say shit like toodle pip cheerio
>>225375059scream we do
>>225375059toodle-oo kangaroo
I'm having sex with a woman right now and smelling her hair, her beautiful hair omg
that's a bloody fair dinkim ol cobber me ol barbie
Two old queers.
australian niggas be like ǝʇɐɯ ʎɐp,ƃ
mosquitoberg on an absolute ear swooping impossible to catch mad one even though it's ice cold outside, she (only the females suck blood and keep buzzing near you) has no business being here, the windows were all shut anyway, and my blood is foul
>>225375108roarscream
digging up worms and eating them
>>225375109enjoyed reading this post
you lot really need to grow up
>>225375123hard working, up early, self sufficient... an admirable man if ever there was one
*grows up*
>>225375140wont be doing that
>>225375147*staggers backwards because of how suddenly you shot up* woah!
>>225375145nanberg when i do literally anything:
pooing my bum off
>>225375051Cringe janny removing this image, he needs his pay lowered
Might slice up some cheese and eat it. Just cheese on it's own. I've got crackers, mustard, chutney, all that. It's not even strong cheese, it's mild white cheddar.
>>225374901
>>225375202nothing wrong with that except that it's 03:55 AM
>>225375196it's a gay willy !!!!!!
>>225375196i see a concerning acronym
crazy to read /trv/, the niggas there have truly been everywhere and done it all.meanwhile i'm a pathetic manchild that has only left his city twice in his life.
my mum has never had sex.
>>225375240yeah I really hope that isn't actually what I think it was, going to be paranoid for a few days now
>>225375275alri jesus
alri
Well, this is far too much cheese. Eyes bigger than my belly.
me mum died in the holly
>>225375260i'm done with that, it's too depressing.
a dingo ate my mum
>>225375316now is no time to be eating food.....
jerking my boner off
https://voca.ro/13CC2RTi7XhD
>>225375333I do what I want, when I want.
i get the ick big time when i open /int/ and the browser asks me if i want to translate the page
>>225375353try getting a clue instead
I ate oneions on bread.
vocaroo yank has been posting on /metal/ on /mu/ the past few days and they seem to think he's a homeless crack addict
>>225375363grow up
>>225375368heh
I am a Nazi. Heil Hitler.
>>225375382are you white?
>>225375391of course my horse
my gay dyslexic brother refuses to accept he can't readhe's in daniel
>>225375404aha ahhahah
>>225375393i need to see you hoola hoop with that on your head.
>>225375404bit gay
farted quite forcefullymy pantaloons have flown off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJJRcWIDWFYktim
wish the swedish guy were here, he's a good lad
>>225375433ooo do you fancy him
>>225375433hope his horse eats him
you hear, 'I will poo inside my own bum', and you think it's nonsense. but actually, it's precisely what it is to poo. that's what's happening... it's the process. then it comes out.
>>225375441no mate!!!
i can't read or write
>>225375433You the nazi Bruce from earlier? Because I think Hitler said something about liking Swedish guys
>>225375452alri daniel
>>225375443horses are herbivorous so there's not much chance of that x>>225375453couldn't possibly comment
>>225375452hey Siri, poo.hey Google, poo.hey Cortana, poo.hey ChatGPT, poo.hey Claude, poo.
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>225375468theyre all so fit its insane
Imagine you lived in morrowind and could do the intelligence potion exploit and all the ridiculously powerful potions tasted really nice
>>225375457Daniel is a badass name for real, ever since karate kid
rorke hurriedly posing as mannequin in a storefront window to escape someone chasing him
And it's poo, the shape of your bodyIt's poo, the feeling I've gotAnd it's poo, woah-ohIt's a poo-oo summerIt's poo, that's what I tell 'emNo rules in breakable heavenBut poo, woah-ohIt's a poo-oo summer with you
california here we bum
>>225375461What's the latest on Thomas Sewell, haven't heard about that guy in a while, last I heard someone gave him over a million to live in some nice house which has become his 'headquarters'
I? Genuinely afraid that the image posted earlier with the concerning acronym is in fact what I hope it isn't and deeply wishing I hadn't opened it.
gp appointment to discuss my gender dysphoria at 10 this morning ladswish me luck
>>225375530they arent open on saturday
>>225375529it obviously isn't child porn nigga calm down
>>225375534oh shit, it's satuday?i was supposed to go yesterdayoh for fucks sake
>>225375517here comes the bum do do do
>>225375530Why do you have "gender dysphoria?" Do you know "dysphoria" literally just means "bad feeling?" As in the opposite of euphoria.
>>225375563dumb tranny
>>225375546good I needed to hear that and was fishing for someone to reassure me, thank you :)
>>225375277Literally tells you what the acronym stands for underneath it.
>>225375573ok*hugs you*
remember why spainos trip got banned :/
I do genuinely experience occasional agp, but I don't let that delude me into thinking I'm a woman.
farting my problems away!
>>225375608WRONGyou'll be reincarnated until you escape the cycle of samsara
>>225375608just isn't true is it
rorke be like "he went that-a-way!"
mad how i'm still a virgin.Like seriously, how the hell did this happen.
>>225375659ktim
it's ok if you want to nurse on mummy's titties but just don't be a prissy faggotyou know exactly what I meanif you won't act like a perfect gentleman you may not have the tit or anything else
>>225375659i thought you were a shagger lad
trying to invent a compelling, completely made up story to post in the 'worst thing you've ever done in a cinema' thread on /tv/ which is unfortunately nearing it's post limit
red queen saying "off with their head"EW smirking going "which one?"
>>225375672i have multiple personality disorder, sometimes my alter ego will come to /brit/ and say all kinds of bizarre things the real me would never say.
>>225375627>score: 0bro died without doing a goddamn thing
>>225375674did a runny shit from eating junk food and you didn't want to miss the film you were really anticipating
doing a wee
>>225375690fuckign ktim
>>225375674i just did a post there
>>225375691>>225375691>>225375691We are all in here.
>>225375693half the thread is made up of people who pissed or shat themselves, the other half is people claiming to have received blowjobs or outright had sex. neither are very compelling because they are not too original!
>>225374295mogs your entire bloodline still
