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turds.
>>225373985Wilson!
>In early 2026, the first scientific report of tool use in cows was published in Current Biology. The paper, which references the Far Side cartoon, describes a pet cow named Veronika that scratched herself with a stick or wooden broom, using different ends to scratch parts of her body that she could not otherwise reach—a rare example of flexible multi-purpose tool use by non-humans.[7][8]>The research suggests a previously unknown sophistication in livestock intelligence, which the deprived environments of industrial farms may typically hinder. The authors note that Veronika "did not fashion tools like the cow in Gary Larson's cartoon, but she selected, adjusted, and used one with notable dexterity and flexibility". The paper concludes: "Perhaps the real absurdity lies not in imagining a tool-using cow, but in assuming such a thing could never exist."[9]
youtu.be/VZ7hsm8jqu4a bit persuasive
post some fucking humongous tits. like just gigantic sized, bigger than 'er fookin' head m8
Should I say the n word lol
this was a match for the ages
kek holy fugg apparetly diss flyer was thrown around at geordie greep concert, from the /mu/ breadington
>>225373995Indians be like>Yeah, this is god
turn off the clown world machine
youtu.be/i8U61-Ur4dAnice evil-sounding punk rock with unhinged vocals
>>225374025who?
>>225374025kek
>>225374010Janny has been lenient on the niggish question recently
I've grown tired of living and shall be departing from this realm shortly
>>225374034that's the type of stuff Mark Prindle used to review before Jesus was born. That guy was a riot!
>>225374031>third worldists now struggling to explain why this is bad
>>225374007boo
>>225374031Europe literally HAS DONE AND STILL DOES this and you are silent
I still consider Yugoslavia a country
never read a trump wall of text post, never will>>225374052loved prindle, sad he retired, years ago
>>225374063I don't, there's a reason I don't post in /ex-yu/ and it's not personal in the least
>>225374056Too big
>>225374074the guy runs an ad agency, he's a legend, and he started the whole website cause his wife left him and he became this incel hahahaha
>>225374016Super power by 2020 saar
>>225374016they will be a superpower by 2040
youtu.be/YV-q8M4vJ6M>>225374087ah, i remember it differently, that he retired the site not long after divorcing and his dogger died
AIPAC but with India
>>225374059Russian diesel imports were banned since 2023 in Europe shit for brains
>>225374031>Pay Russia for Diesel fuel>Russia spends this on drones>Drones that destroy Ukraine military assets we paid for>using the profits that we made from our economy that depends on diesel fuel to function
>>225374078you need to smarten up and get along with your neighbours mister
tho I might be mistaken, cause on those very early Prindle photos he's still with her. Anyway, the guy was buds with another early web rock reviewer, the Russian linguist Georgiy Starostin, whose website I also used to read. Those guys turned me on to Sparks!
>>225374100>2 more weeks
Just watched a hot drunk girl throw up in the back of a police car
>>225374055>third worldists are anti-russia
>>225374125In person I hope
and I think the 70s SF band Chrome, too, and I absolutely love both of those bands, they're my favorite bands
giogio > jojo
Is Kramer vs Kramer a good movie?
>>225374109Do you really believe that all of Europe has totally banned IN ITS ENTIRETY its most convenient and cheapest source of gas and diesel? Are you fucking dumb?
>>225374137I don't think there was any way to even infer that from what I said
Armand Schaubroeck, whom I've been posting, too. Those guys were not only insightful, they were really droll. And Prindle knew the guy who does At the Cinema with Tim Heidecker, he was really into that sort of 80s cowpunk scene where that guy comes from.
calling someone "shit for brains" is still one of the all-time greatest classic insults, really takes them down a notch calling someone a bozo is another great one
airfta finishing the greep breadingborgian, concluded its drivel
>>225374151No, without Seinfeld & Costanza it's just too one-sided and unbalanced.
>>225374151absolutely notwatchablebut not good
>>225374115doesn't matter, numbers go up!
>>225374157Why would a third worldist think something benefiting Russia and the third world is a bad thing?
>>225374106corr light 8/10 on diss kittingtonshire
>>225374151I've been contemplating on whether I should watch Straight Time with Dustin Hoffman for a while and I'm leaning towards yea
>>225374195That's why they are struggling
>>225374056
>>225374155>Do you really believe that all of Europe has totally banned IN ITS ENTIRETY its most convenient and cheapest source of gas and diesel?Yes
>>225374195>Why would a third worldist think something benefiting Russia and the third world is a bad thing?They have 60 iqs. They don't even know how an outlet works in most of those pro-russia anon countries
youtu.be/PC4EndNy9l4>>225374163gregg turkington, aka neil hamburger, was manager for mr bungle at some point, was involved with a bunch of bay area bands
>>225374215Then you are actually retarded and your assumption is based on a literal lie
>>225374206That movie's awesome and it was recommended to me by the same person who recommended Night Moves
>>225374236You think natural gas is diesel? Embarrassing.
>>225374218you might actually be Mark Prindle, dude, I mean, it's not an impossibility
jello biafra
Zoomies don't know 'bout this one
Black cat are bes vats
Black cafs are the best cats
>>225374281Reread my comment and notice how it says "gas and Diesel" >IN ITS ENTIRETY its most convenient and cheapest source of GAS and diesel?Also read the part where you replied >Yes
>>225374287
FUCK
>>225374308Why are you bringing up natural gas when this is about diesel imports? I guess fuck me for thinking some mutt would be good faith for once.
>>225374283naw, just a music sperg, obsessed mainly with underground punk from the 80s, mainly, especially obscure midwest stuff, muh regionyoutu.be/yd19DU4TTLc
quitting drugs is easy ive done it 5 times this week
>>225374315tsmt
Black cats are the best fats
>>225374324are you some kind of comedian
GOD DAMN IT
look who just flew in from stupid town >>225374166
Beating Elden Ring just using Crystal weapons
>>225374318You are a clown without a circus. I suggest you find one to perform at.
>>225374349I'm still waiting for you with that table leg.
>Look at dis fuggin jagoff *points*
>>225374361OH!
>>225374310
>>225374357The only table leg I got is the one between my legs
>>225374349You are a mutt without an open strait. Can't fill the truck with LNG there Cleetus chop chop open that big bitch up
>>225374370it was ahead of its time
>>225374371No, I got the table leg. And I'm gonna beet you with it when I catch you
>>225374319well, I appreciate you for who are, but that is NOT yacht rock!
it's caturday!!!
*you areI really tried to like Cows back when, but man, that was hard going
>>225374382I will destroy you with my table leg
WARE ARE YEEEEWAN IM SO SOORYI CANNAWT SLEEPI CANNAWT DREAM TONIGHT
If a woman breaks into your house it’s justified to rape her
>>225374427Explain
>>225374427I think your legal system would send you to a gay rape dungeon for a good long while if you did that
youtu.be/K4ZloIAo8ZQforgot the joy of isolated tracks
America will be the first country on the planet to elect AI as President
You should really be working on getting your AI Certification Anon, time isn't gonna wait around for you.
AI gooning is mid
>>225374427>i thought my life was in danger, your honour
I just fed a small spider to a big one, he wrapped him up with haste
>>225374448“ChatGPT who should I vote for in 2028. Tell me their ideas and pick one”
>>225374474is that some sort of oblique Andrew Dice Clay joke?
we call it superintelligence now actually
>>225374433She broke into my house, therefor she put herself into that situation and deserves it
>>225374346gem
He looks like marble but he tastes like granite
>>225374494No, I literally picked up a small spider and dropped it into the bigger spider's web.
I refuse to use AI
>>225374510OHHHH!
Hickory dickory dock
i subscribe to chatgpt
>>225374510I used to do that with flies at my old security job. I would catch them and feed them to the local spider
Some women have what I can only describe as "sad cartoon dog face"You know it when you see itIn fact eggy kind of had it even though he's a man
a cronyism a day keeps the gaijin away
youtu.be/6M9C6a1K0nIa classic
>>225374527the shit ran down the cock
>>225374533Based and spiderpilled
Publicly execute everyone living in Brampton
>>225374546I don't think he's even on coke here, jesus christ, that's natural talent
>>225374554where would you get your butter chicken from if you did that sir???
tho in all fairness, he was probably drunk as fuck
>>225374532what do you even use it for?
>>225374554I think we should build a big wall around it, let them rule it how they wish but they can never leave. District Jeet. We'd also throw any politician in there who advocated for more immigration.
>>225374575Indian cuisine isn't that hard to make
>>225374588intensive chatting, had it slopcode some stuff i wanted
>>225374601it really ain't, I made a great butter chicken on my first try
>>225374588Im surprised how much I’ve been able to use the free service. Usually just for research purposes.
I view coding the same way I view animation. I guess the final result is cool, but the whole process seems so tedious that I can only imagine autistic people doing it
Just cleaned my laptop screen for the first time in years and now I understand why everything was gray
>>225374624>Usually just for research purposes.how do you deal with AI hallucinations?
>>225374310corr shes me
>>225374641well, British people are rumoured to be big fans of curries. Do ye like yerself a lamb bhuna, then?
>>225374391corr may hairftae strong 7/10 diss kittington
>>225374639NTA but you can check the sources if it lists them. But most people don’t
I'd rather be addicted to porn, or gambling, or drugs, or fucking tranny prostitutes bareback, than be addicted to 4chan and xitter like I am now
>*sharp inhale*
>>225374656what are your feelings on accounts with marble statues from antiquity in them?
Jeetmala has officially been canceled
>>225374659had a bad habit, when i tried to learn to skate, of falling straight backward and hitting the back of my 'ead on the ground
>>225374644my favorite curries are lamb pasanda and king prawn dhansakbut also cannae go wrong wiva korma
Imagine you wake up and this happens to you https://youtube.com/shorts/lmbNf5UYuSc
>>225374661don't like em, but I can't stop reading em
>>225374673I posted lamb bhuna cause that is Gary Oldman's dish from Slow Horses, I've never actually had it, nor any of the stuff you've posted, but thanks! Big fan of Indian food, have been for ages!
fink i had butter chicken but cant remember it
fav indian food is chicken 65 and vegetable samosas
actually, korma is butter chicken, so I have had that. I also had tandoori chicken in India...I was sick as a dog for more than a week! It still wasn't bad tho!
If you ever visit Argentina, don't bring up the Falkland Islands, it's a sensitive subject
>>225374705umm chatgpt disagrees wiv you
going to chechnya and bringing up the chechen war
also, there's this veggie all you can eat Hare Krishna restaurant in Ljubljana that offers discounted student meals, and that's where a lot of us used to go back then, and it was always great. The Krishnas have been here even before the fall of communism, they are a perfidious cult. I once bought the Ramayana from them but never read it.
fink sed before indianis wun of em counteies that has absolutely nuffing that attracts me to it. totally unappealing. walking around abject poverty and shitting meself in the street not me idea of a holiday
no, wait, it was the Mahabharata bundled up with the Ramayana, the whole thing looks like LOTR, you know!
going to america and bringing up school shootings
going to canada and bringing up indian immigration
>cmon your honor, DAMN
watched a bit of the red green show, years ago
Going to Canada and bringing up the nothingness that is their existence as a country
I'm sorry your honor for the things that I have done
>>225374736you basterd bich that is because you stole 40 quadrillion dollars from bharat!
>>225374788never meant to make your daughter cry
your honor, hebephilia
The KGB actually still exists as the KGB
cuddle-worthy
I got a kgb keyboard
>>225374810it might as well, because those people are fucked and they know they are fucked...they just want to drag down others down with them too, like a bum!
/cum/ petered out
Skateboarding and snowboarding requires you to commit 100% to doing it. Leaning back and physically resisting motion means you will fail every time you try. You just have to give 'er and get going.One of the most exhilarating things I've ever done is rip down a steep hill on my snowboard and come inches from clobbering a toddler on skis. Like he was probably 3 inches away from just exploding if I'd hit him going 50mph. Parents need to watch their children more closely.
Humans “losing control of AI and causing societal collapse” would actually be the good ending.
the specific gravity of my urine came in low today. this means fuck all and probably i drank too much water because i wanted to make sure i could piss in their cup at the time of asking. lab tests are too video game-like with instant access now. i can log in to the website and get them as soon as the techs post them up. i am f5ing blood tests on a friday evening. very very exciting. CBC panel came in.... NORMAL. very exciting.
>>225374823punt-worthy
Hanging out with catberg
Too many Americans now (and those subject to their soft power) value the quality of being unique in itself. This is why you get people winning Nobel prizes in literature for "originality" alone and why you see little kids with names like Jaxxtynne
>>225374864What do you mean?
from my point of view, the Jedi are evil
>>225374869no, man, let's all meet up around Zeta Reticuli in thousands of years and listen to some great yacht rock while doing some primo space drugs!
>>225374895I like you Slovenian anon but you being rabidly pro-tech is a severe character flaw
It's been a couple weeks and as I expected the new white guy at work isn't doing well. Nobody likes him and he keeps getting into trouble so with good luck maybe he'll get fired or quit, and become somebody else's problem.
>>225374865yeah skiing is the same. you must go with the slope of the hill with weight against the front of your boots. if you lean back even a little you're in the "back seat" and will lose control or instantly fall. this is one of the reasons they teach the pizza for starters before you can french fry. more stable and forgiving position even if it looks and feels retarded. you're supposed to learn as a kid anyway so. adult learning? straight to snowboard I think. that's easier.
>>225374889just slowed down a bit, or maybe i'm just really tired and burnt out, i usually go to bed at like 5pm, and it is now about half past 9pm
>>225374909He's in the pocket of Peter Thiel
>>225374909well I'm not exactly functional overall, which is why I have the more reason to believe in a new age for mankind...and I'm a hippie just by upbringing, new age is in my blood, that's what my family used to practice, they weren't Christian
>>225374919I don't want homo-Hitler! fuck mencius, man!
i'll be dead soon enough, as far as it matters to me, the world can cease to exist, as i finally die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0R8Tdr0oB8
>>225374966Steve Lukather said that Beck could pick up any guitar and play it like a mf, whether it was in tune or not or missing some strings. And Beck's mid to late 70's stuff has a real LA vibe to it.
I've developed a crush on my colleague (I'm in graduate school)I have many attractive colleagues but she playfully touched my shoulder and keeps making eye contact with me.She's probably not into me because I've been wrong about every other woman who's given me attention in my life.I hate this. We should have arranged marriage like they do in India. Fuck this
>>225374879you seem neurotic.
performing street magic in the ghetto
Wake the fuck up bros!
>>225374992never
levitating in front of some urban americans
>>225375030I DON'T THINK YOU TRUSTIN MYSELF RIGHTEOUS SUICIIIIDE
YOUWHAT DO YOU OWN, THE WORLD? HOW DO YOU OWN DISORDER?
>>225375058I never knew those were the lyrics, actually, he goes really aggro on those
