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The woman who ghosted me lurks these threads and laughs at my seething
Whoo hoo
*devours feces*
>>225388560You have schizophrenia.
Don't reply to him you nerd
>>225388560how can you be so sure of that?
>>225388598Sorry I just got here
>>225388612She made a post about her sister being abused. I made a post on /cum/ laughing about it, then it was shortly deleted afterwards. Could just be a coincidence but now I’m paranoid
>>225388714That post was probably deleted because it's fucked up. Don't laugh at other people's misery. No wonder she ghosted you
just finished building my giant orbital nuclear cannon in my shed
still occasionally look up/stalk women i very briefly interacted with on okcupid 20 years ago
Cookies for breakfast
>>225388748Okcupid still exists?
About to poo anyone want to come and hold my hand?
>>225388714idk that sounds like she's here right now in this very thread.
>>225388802well, it does, but it's no longer fun, i meant i look them up elsewhere, like on facebook
Autistic people shouldn’t have kids
>>225388826I remember it was fun until they switched to the tinder swipe model
>>225388901it was fun answering questions. i'd, for whatever reason, would blog on there, multiple times a day, just writing the most mentally ill stuff
women in sex tourist countries have a nickname for passbort bros: LBH, losers back home.
sex tourism is a consequence of hypergamy
Dubs and we all get ethically raped
>>225388932Oh no prostitutes have nicknames for customers what will we do
hello
>>225388858Wow ableist much? Bigot
>>225388982Hey what's up
Mein kampf
You guys are my only social interaction. Make some posts
woke up at 1:00 pm award
If it's not on a buzzfeed listicle, it's fake news
Eating fine cuisine like butter shrimp and rice pilaf
I want to have sex with this woman https://youtu.be/CDOmixFLcvU
Homeless people DISCUST me
I have the worst life imaginable
Might have made a big mistake
>>225389249What
How can I achieve nirvana
You're already there. You just have to realize that
>>225389278Well, I stole 500 dollars from my roommate to gamble and lost it all. Now she’s crying and asking where it is
>>225389311Steal 500 from someone else and go double or nothing
gotta know when to hold em
Know when to fold em
>>225389311>I share this general with thievesGrim
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
Whats your favorite roadkillGrowing up I always liked deer but now as an older american I cant really appreciate them unless theyve been rlly mangled like by a semi or a busI think my favorite nowadays are unidentifiable road globsters. Its fun to try and guess what they were and they have a lot of character each one is a unique lil fella
getting spayed or neutered should be a requirement for non-birth citizenship
>>225389382
>>225389382I don't know, apparently armadillos are common roadkill but I've not been in the south enough to have seen one
>ancestrydna update says im 1% northeast italian salve, buon pomeriggio
>>225389239why? what exactly is your life like?
>>225389413Ciao bella faggot
>>225389239I can guarantee that isn't true
>>225389413Ue, fratmComme staje, stapost?
youtu.be/L_KRk9e5Zy4interesting how hopeless squirrels are at not getting hit by cars. often on my bike i've had them zig zag in front of me
>>225389483Aw, a little galliform!
>>225389401WhatWhile youre driving along mindlesely consuming podcasts i'm appreciating a fact of real life and nature>>225389402Dont think i've ever seen one tons of turtles though. Seen a hawk or owl or something pizza'd that was special. Dude you can fly how are you getting run over
>>225389189we prefer the term unhoused individuals
Gonna be doxed soon
>>225388858disableds in general [mental and physical] should be chemically sterilized.
Slow day at work today. I feel as though something terrible is going to happen
Walked to the farmers market for some pastries this morning and didn’t see any negros, just some wealthy jeets
>>225389711starting with manlets
Black pipo be making YouTube videos like>Why The CIA Invented The Hellcat(get more brothas in jail?)
most shouldn't have kids, too much trauma and generational bad habits passed down, and we end up with a country of mentally ill school shooters and trannies
You guys ever get the sense of impending doom? Like the weight of the whole world is on top of you? It feels like I’m going to die today
>>225389830You aren't going to die today.
Just Give Me Something To Break
>>225389842Logically probably not but there is a feeling of extreme dread that hangs over me right now
youtu.be/nO3QG76ehlU>>225389830every afternoon, i call it being hit by the dread
>>225389817all you have to do is just be a good parent and 80% of those problems go away
>>225389852And that’s your fuckin face
>>225389830>impending doomAre you hungover? This is a hangover side effect
>>225389884>just be a good parentabout as good advice as "just bee urself"
>>225389905I don’t drink whatsoever.
>>225389917Maybe you should start if you're feeling doomed
Almost halfway done with the toilberg
Got a fever after getting the vaxNaptime
>>225389917Are you lying? I only feel like that a day or two after binging. Nobody here cares that you're an alcoholic anon, and you aren't a special psychic or something.
creampies
>>225389978I’m not lying about either. I just feel doomed, I didn’t get much sleep, maybe that’s it
I’m a weakling, my five rep bench press is at 120
I'm a loser, room with a view to a stupor
the narwhal bacons at midnight
I bought two hi quality shirts for like $45 (with a 20% discount on one cause I joined their club), a Valentino 'The Doctor' Rossi Monster, a can of mango juice (which is now a thing, you can buy that and passionfruit juice in little cans for a buck and a bit!), 3l's of Mango & Lemon drink (it was a twofer), and a glass schnapps bottle in which I intended to store my patchouli perfume in my autistic ineptitude. But it came real cheap, it was cheaper than the drink twofer! Luckily, mommi googoogaga has jojoba oil and a 18mm bottle with a dropper, so I'm gonna mix my perfume tomorrow. I totally needed it today at the mall, I felt like a stinky bum. I also walked in the woods in between the two purchases, there are so many people observing the fall leaves there than you can hardly find a tree to piss on!
Im six foot fo with a mean flow
what's your guyses favorite holocaust movie
>>225390084I only wear Ed Hardy and Afflicted shirts because I have a bit of a tude
>>225389382I saw a dog get hit by a car once it was pretty upsetting
>>225390109I like Schindler’s List because of Ralph Fiennes shooting jews from his balcony
>>225390114are u italian
>>225390142No, almost all Irish
wearing a sweater covered in cat hair in public award
>>225389483Their flight instinct involves crossing the path of a chasing predator at 90 degrees. This works for mammals that run at mammal speed. Against vehicles it just puts them directly under the wheels. This is why squirrels and similar can sometimes run from the safety of the side of the street towards the middle of the street when they get spooked by an oncoming car.
Im a bum, my mother fucking beard has a beard
my rooms got rooms
>>225389884>be a good parentThat's not something many are capable of
Watching college football even though I never went to college. Rooting for the team that a girl on tumblr I jack off to went to
Wearing shirts like pic related are guaranteed to give you a bad reputation around town
You were a lot more fun when you still drank
in middle school exclusively wore shirts with dragons on them from k-mart
>>225390394There's a store where you can buy ketamine?
Damn
And as the sun went downWe ended up on the groundI heard the train shake the windowsYou screamed over the sound
>>225390446yeah, i bought my dragon shirts from there
>>225390485Where is it?
oh yeah, and no store in town has Orangina anymore. A couple of days ago I was at the store and I said to myself, where am I, Iran, that they don't sell Orangina? That used to be my fav soda as a kid, and I'd gladly pay the insane price it had when I last saw it. I guess that's why they stopped selling it. Too bad, nothing tastes like Orangina!
Jesus
>>225390460This sucks
>>225390499over yonder
>>225390512Not reading this schizo babble
>>225390512grim
Ok fine I'll buy it
>>225390521You suck dick...for money
Flock cameras are tracking me for being a virgin
Walmart still has some cool shirts with skulls and stuff
>>225390512Why is this nigga so desperate for the Nobel peace prize
I was ran out of town for being a virgin and playing my mixtape too loud
>>225390600Not really state secrets now is it?
:)
>>225390697i look like that
>>225390637Obama got it for no reason and his entire purpose in life is to btfo him in every way for roasting him once at a fancy dinner
>>225390512She hates tr00ns so it’s kewl with me
Been working out for 2 weeks and increased my ten rep bench press max from 85 to 100. Is this good progress?
>>225390728eh?
feel it is only going to get worse
>>225390637Obama literally got a noble prize for bombing little children in Syria in their sleep and various other war crimes in the middle east. It's a meme prize
Gay porn
Gonna go down the crick n go fishin' any all yall need anything?
I deserve the Nobel peace prize
I deserve a peace prize for running over some negro child in the ghetto whilst I was drunk
>>225390507orangina is pretty basedalthough growing up i liked fanta the most
>>225390796>crickPeople who say this should have their executions livestreamed
>>225390752Yes if you're using good form. You're probably not really growing though, you're just calibrating i.e. learning how much you can lift and getting comfortable with the motions. Just keep adding weight and making sure you're using good form and realize that at some point you won't progress that quickly but that's okay.
have to check the flag each time to see if serbia or slovenia
>>225390753Leftists hate her for having sensible views on tr00ns, being anti-Israel isn’t enough for those freaks
I only used a spotter for a bench press once, he seem greatly annoyed by it and I’ve never asked anyone since
>>225390868who? i didn't read the wall of text btw
JEWS
>>225390904Navi Pillay
>>225390904My mom
>>225390849Well anywayImma grab some cool coors light 16 ozers and head down the crick maybe catch some crawdiddys
What kind of uppers do you think Pat McAfee takes?
Anyone else lose all interest in a woman after she gets pregnant with another man’s kid?
>>225390921
>>225391026i mainly find anime girls attractive
Gotta be real, loving cold weather is fat people cope
>>225391018He’s dead, his anti virus software killed him
>>225391055What kind of anime girls, the small ones?
>>225391081the ones with nice personalities
How do we stop having men from having sex with fat women?
>>225391132Kill your dad
>>225390983>An Indian South African of Tamil origin
Janny says posting pic related violates the rules because it’s politics
youtu.be/zMSxsRBqsL8contemplating subbing to 23andme, to see famous dna relatives and whatever horrible things i have inherited
Was there incels 100,000 years ago?
>>225391270maybe
>>225391270Yes but their lives weren’t as shit. They could still be happy being apart of the tribe and contributing
>>225391270mass incelibacy is the status quo in human history. you just missed the narrow window where it wasnt
I have good teeth genetics but I’m such a fucking subhuman that I didn’t floss for months (still brushed) and got multiple cavities.
>>225391335In agrarian societies yea, kinda. But in hunter gatherer societies it was more evenly distributed
>>225391349I didn’t go to the dentist for ten years and I had no cavities when I had a cleaning this summer
am in a genetic ghetto, close and sort of close relatives, being drug addicts and suicides
Jerked off in the office bathroom award
4 more hours until I get off work
Who was phone
>>225391404I used to love jerking off at my office job, it was at night and only like a dozen people were working in a giant building
>>225391349I brush my teeth every other day and never floss
'Money' Patel
Her Luka, have you seen The Penguin series?
by the time i was 19, my teeth were mostly all rotten, had most teeth pulled, been wearing dentures since then
Anyone else going hunting this October?
>>225391530Wtf? How does this happen?
>>225391535No, hunting sucks
>>225391562i was, and am, very mentally ill, and neglected early on
The 4chan captchas
>>225391153sent that freak into orbit
america will have open borders by the end of the decade
>>225391574Watch yourself when you cross the street, I’ll be running you over soon
>>225391656by right after the next prez election
package got delayed 10 days award
>>225391681I caused this btw
>>225391676Rubio would have gun men at the border like Poland
You guys scared off the indians from twitter so bad they made their own twitter and it's literally called>tooter
>>225391701God bless Praetor Rubio
>>225391711been mad they never ended up having a mute-region feature on xwitter
>>225391697bloody bitch bastard let me REDEEM
I was wondering how long it was gonna be till this fucking gAme crashed after update. 1 hour
>>225391676>>225391701nah it's gonna be gay newsome
>>225391750Stop playing video games
im white and my gf is black. i try to be empathetic toward her and her kind's racial plights but she never misses an opportunity to remark on how white people are bad and have nothing to take pride in. i'm too much of a pussy to ever argue with her but she really says insane shit presumably with the intent to make me feel bad for being white. she's always talking about how we're the illiterate ones with literally zero culture but her most recent talking point has been "there are no white people in the bible, white people came later and were unloved by god". i love her but this aspect of her is so fucking obnoxious. yes, i'm a beta male, clearly, but this shit is getting more and more under my skin. the fuck do you want me to do about it woman?
>>225391480I saw the first couple of episodes, but I liked WandaVision much better, even tho I don't normally like capestuff at all. Too longwinded, that series.
>>225391776No.
>>225391783How does she cope with the fact she lets a white man conquer her every night? How did you end up with a black girl if you’re such a cuck in the first place!
>>225391759The only people who think Gavin Newsome would get elected outside of California are foreign leftists who have no clue how our politics work lmfao
>>225391808Did you get far enough to see the Dai Lo of the Chinese triads? The boss gu
>>225391863probably not
just got raped by a white woman
>>225391783a couple black girls once asked me to be their slave master.
>>225391890Well fun fact, it was Uncle Luke from City of Industry!
>>225391859i don't think vance is electable, maybe rubio but it will be few years for the t-stink to dissipate.
Live fastDie young
for some strange raisin xwitter thinks i want to see images of anorexic bpd demons
>>225391971The Democrats picking Newsome as a front runner would be suicidal it validates every complaint Republicans and moderates have about the Democrats considering how poorly California is ran and the fact that it's rampant with crime. It would also push away less extreme moderate Democrats. That's the whole reason Kamala Harris got chosen over him in the first place
i wanna play dragons dogma
I'm liking black sabbath but I don't understand why people think they're "heavy"their songs sound almost relaxed compared to soundgarden or alice in chains
>>225392090Who do you think they will pick?
>She got the gold mine and I got the shaft
>>225392147Kamala again kek
>>225392114They were heavy for 1970
picking Newsome would be good optics because he's handsome
>>225392179They got no oneThey shouldn't have cheated Bernie out of it years ago. That Wasserman-Schultz debacle was shaneful
>>225392201>t. Canadian voters in 2015
>>225392201Lmfao that's the reason your country is fucked
>>225392274I don't think Mexicans voted for Sheinbaum for her looks
>>225392295she is handsome
I hate women
will never go to a doctor again.
You ever see a woman you were interested in years ago with kids and a husband and think “huh”
>>225392394Tell the class what happened
shoulders on shoulder saturday
Can only do 5 pushups award
>>225392511what do you weigh
>>225392179
>>225392540163 pounds My bench is 120 pounds for 5 reps
one last fuck you from the worst season, summer
>>225392455nothing happened. i just decided i don't care if i get sick.
soom
>>225392570You should get stronger, I can bench twice that
>>225392701I am, I’ve finally committed to working out. Although I only really enjoy doing upper body workouts and I half ass leg day
What do you guys think about suicide
>have to reschedule my appointment with the specialist cause the retarded somali secretary misplaced my chartFUCK YOUUCKYOU
>>225392783I think it's a good idea in certain situations.
>>225392701u r probably fat lole
My phone camera is doodoo but i was so close to this dude
>>225392845Looks like a chill guy
>>225392845Whoa
I heard Florida is kill, is it true?
>>225392826175 poundz of fatness
>>225392738I actually like legs more because I can finish them quicker
the trinity sounds like malarky
>>225392898This but London
I should probably turn my phone's ringer volume up. Since I'm on-call right now.
Heard about that Mexican wrestler who got let off for actually killing a ref in Mexico?
I don't care if spiders are supposably beneficial. They're creepy and if I see one it's dead. I don't need a spider to eat one fly a month for me, I clean my area and there's bug spray which are much more effective.
>>225392898it barely touched florida
3 hours until I get off the toilberg
>>225392950I can't do this because the sound is too loud and it frightens me. I can't deal with the loud DING of text messages unless I'm expecting a response
Me when I buy a 5 year old Acura https://youtube.com/shorts/ONFrQuvw-A4
>>225392898What happened to Florida?
>>225392972any spider bigger than a coin should be eradicated
Some days I really do be feeling like raskolnikov
No fish at the crick but a lovely fall day
how im spost to feed my kids
THE TIME IS NOW
>>225392972Feminine energy
>>225393117I'm going to burn a spider with my lighter just for you, bug fucker.
>>225392970What happens in el ringo stays in el ringo
>>225393013We get paid just for being on-call, even if nothing happens. Each on call shift earns me almost $1000 (before taxes). Every time one of my coworkers says they need someone to cover their shift, I always take it.None of us have ever been called in.
ready for movie night
>>225393130>bug fucker>likes the non-bug thing that ackchually kills bugsTits or gtfoooo
Spiderfags everyone. Just let a poisonous creature shit in your walls to solve a problem that wouldn't exist if you weren't a nasty bitch living in squalor.
Have this it's a cocktail of Filipino rum, mango, pineapple and guava on the rocks
>Hurricane IsaiasDid they run out of real names?
I can’t pay no doctor bill
Do a flip
Why do conservatives intentionally mispronounce foreign names?
Eww that got that woman ape out on the ice
>>225393217I'd like to!
Protip: You can remember the Hebrew word for "heaven," shamayim (שָׁמַיִם), by thinking, "There is water," sham mayim (שם מים), reflecting the ancient Near Eastern belief that the firmament was a barrier between the world and the celestial waters.
>>225393256deport that crosseyed freak
>>225393239Why do liberals do a performative exaggerated accent? Such is life in the culture war
To fap, or not to fap. That is the question.
>>225393265I'd rather have her than another of your cousins saar
>>225393256>>225393265Her face is so asymmetrical that she looks cross-eyed with her head partially turned, but it’s an illusion.
I wanna be Charles Manson for halloween
>>225393258How about remembering it because it sounds like ShamWow
>>225393256clear-skinned and thin, she mogs 90% of the women I encounter regularly
>>225393258How will knowing this help get me a gf
>>225393335No, that it asur. Present your ass for spanking.
>>225393364>No, that it asurWe speak English here
ignore leafjeet he's just having a bit of a 4 year melty
Does this mean they’ll be shoving the “temporary” Tim Hortons Indians into the frontline meatgrinder lol
>>225393275I like when they pronounce Gaza as Huzzah or whatever, also Cheelay is funny
>>225393447Do you really have to put french on even army patches? why not just one or the other
>>225393447?!
I found a promising spot in the crick byt dont have a gold pan handyTarnations
SLAVES BUILT THIS COUNTRY
Raped slaves built this gen
I'm slave to the hustle
I got it all figured
Applebees? More like Rapelebees
New Orleans reminds me of the greater decline that has happened to America I'm afraid
I'm on new game+ capitalism
Why is the janitor at Walmart always a crackhead
>>225393730Who else is gonna take that really?
Is there any landlocked country or region in the world that's actually a good place to live?
An entire country built out of cotton and peanut butter
>>225393786Austria
who is the big boss in the cornhole 7? the mean tough hombre who calls the shots amongst the other 6?
Seeing fandangos next week want to come
>>225393730Have you tried being a janitor? It sucks
>>225393786czechia
so, is this strictly a gabagool general or are bologna enthusiasts allowed too?
>>225393802Technically true, but it's only 50 miles from the Mediterranean
The janitors at my job hate us because we keep stealing their pallet jacks
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