ash sarkar edition
welsh lives matter
>>225391504uh oh. penis mentioned. blue board. uh oh.
Lithuania lives DONT matter
>>225391513source?
feeling zesty
>>225391504ok i will jerk it !!
yes mummy...
>>225391539s
you doin' alright leftypol?
If the Brendan Fraser poster was still alive, in response to this Tiger fiasco he's say something like 'Gosh that's given me an idea, I'll wear a suit of armour protecting everything but my bollocks and jump in a tiger enclosure'
Scran
oh my DAYS
>>225391583List of women Michael Gove has been attracted to:>Sarah Vine, extraordinarily>Shabana Mahmood, even more extraordinarily>An attractive woman but with the catch that she's a femnonce (he probably knew too)he's such a strange strange man
>>225391560Aids, monkey pox now this...
I LIKE TO JERK IT JERK IT
Feeling tremendous thirst at the moment.
Hmm what should I have for Iftar...
interestingly aged 38
https://anikototv.to/watch/nana-2006-wjs8u/ep-1
i put ice in my white monster
>>225391637sausages
>>225391583What would that even be? A lad without a top on
Unc status begins at age 40
>>2253916532nd most serious is a topless male? that's the extend of your imagination?I'd imagine #1 is penetration and #2 is like oral or somethingOr #2 is penetration and #1 is blood and gore and shit
The tiger enclosure "nigga"
>>225391626>Shabana Mahmoodmega grimmers
The great tragedy of the united states is that it stopped centering england and the british empire as its main enemy
might go to bed. bit tired
>>225391662Thats when twink death happens
mad how a shit jaw fucks up your face so bad
first day off after 14 days of toil, feel like killing myself, bit weird init
dont need you to tell me to do that x
Have shagged 5 women3 were white2 were half white half native american
>>225391739Not working makes people want to do that. Play a shelf stocking simulator
>>225391772Disgraceful post from a Montenegrin
never had sex with anyone, and not sure if I'd like it.Sad I don't get any hugs tho.
>>225391761so...latinas? why not just say that you goofy ass niggaunless you're in the dakotas/oklahoma or some shit and they genuinely are 50% native rather than just mestizas
>>225391767that pizza hella bobos
bed post up the arse
premature ejaculation sounds mint i wish i could just spaff instantly and be done with it
>>225391791No i mean half feather indianOne was half alaskan nativeAnd the other was half great plains indian
>>225391784The rules dont apply for me obviously
>>225391731couldnt he just put one of those metal boards up his mouth roof and do some dental work
>>225391819Malaponte x
>>225391819Love to see it wallahi
>>225391818Woah poor lad. Bet he can eat a burger in 2 bites
>>225391845sssss
>>225391731low bf solves all problems
>>225391677Sorry im not as good at imagining the various degrees of child abuse like you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_SxLMZcbso
I used to go out on Saturday nights. Now I'm in Asda with the missus after being at a retail park today.Starting to see why that bloke jumped in the tiger enclosure today.
>>225391845>my cumskin ass is on fire When i fuck another white bitch ill remember this post and have a giggle mid shag
>>225391873you'lldonothing
>>225391872you'll be allowed out to watch the tigers tomorrow though surely lad?
roman history kino just dropped https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdqxF75gWeE
gagging for some fucking boozealready had two (three?) bottles of wine this week and the small vodka yesterdaydon't know how the sober lot do it
dont believe its as simple as the jews, global finance are the power players and jews have money so naturally they appear a lot but in reality its shady entities like the international bank of settlements that pull all the strings
>>225391888Of course that's probably why mucker haha.
>>225391873bizarre post
>>2253918723 piece suit, non of them match
>>225391880My olive skinned penis will be doing lots of things Things that involve pink white Midwestern pussy
>>225391815I got it I think, and it's a bit rubbish actually.Have to pace meself to have a proper wank.
'ight 'nk 'yself 'o 'eath
>>225391551fucking disgusting
>>225391823were they woke
>>225391932ydn
>>225391894They have these things called pubs
https://youtu.be/9p0jJjYbZ24Doofy is every /brit/ poster irl
>>225391504what porn addiction does to a nigga
>>225391950fuckiijg scraming
>>225391767Comfy 'zza
I'm 42 days sober but could absolutely rape a pint or a glass of red wine
>>225391911unc with the ancient history 9gag meme bet you had a dial up lmao
I think
is premature jackies an ADHD thing?
>>225391894Just got back from the beer run myself
>>225391965I did :(
>>225391965I still remember when Advice Dog came out.Not even these fancy variants. Just the basic one.I remember when we was still doing demotivationals. Fuck me.
>>225391986based dosia
>>225391944NoThey were insane though and prone to alcoholism
JYWP
Guo Li Zhuang (simplified Chinese: 锅里壮店; traditional Chinese: 鍋裏壯店; pinyin: Guō Lǐ Zhuàng Diàn; lit. 'the strength inside the pot') is a restaurant brand that specializes in dishes prepared from the genitals (penises and testicles) of male animals from a wide variety of species[1][2] such as horses, oxen, donkeys, dogs, deer, goats, sheep, and snakes.
>>225391911Jack Roworth is UK royalty
>>225391819
For me? It's bachelor frog
motsi is extremely fit tonight
>>225392017she is so hot
>>225391894mad how good I feel off the booze. love waking up after a sober sleep. up early, refreshed and out for a run. the endorphins after that are better than any cheap vodka lad
what kind of food do gay people eat
>>225392065he real as fuck for that honestly
not arsed about life desu just passing the time
scr
>>225392017looks like my mum
>>225392080cum
>>225392086why spoil
>>225392085Youd be a halberdier in stirland
>>225392087your mum is fitter than mine
>>225392078Ofcourse cheap vodka being the only option for alcohol
why does malaponte flip between being a white nationalist and claiming to not be white
learning about american history
>>225392133non linear warfare
where is he
>>225392130they don't sell nice vodka in small bottles sorry to say laddy
>>225391731a beard fixes this
>>225392133he's confused by his identityhe's transgender in many ways
>>225392133Inside all of us there are two wolves…
caps are makeup for bald menbeards are makeup for fat men
ariana song on strictly :>>>
>>225392133Im white its just jokes obviously
never once thought about gloating about having had a gf or sex because it's just something everyone doeswouldn't brag about having a cup of tea would you
might start dressing like an adult
DON'T YOU TURN YOUR BACK ON ME CIAI WANT YOU TO LOOK ME WHEN I CRASH YOUR PLANEI WANT TO SEE THE FLIGHT PLAN LEAVE YOUR EYES
>>225392118dont know what this means
>>225392154I personally believe he looks better without that ungroomed beard. Its giving savage
>>225392172
>>225392172I had no jaw even when I was skinny
>>225392206how the fuck do you take russia money, fail at making skating "conservative" and then just stick around forever and never go awayi dont understand the mossad grift
>>225392178i go nini x
>>225392172Being low fat body fat and having a well-defined beard is king tier though
want to go to the william morris but it will be fucking rammed. will have to go to the dove or salutation or that other one by the river instead and pay £7 for a pint
Just have good genetics bros it's that simple bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgVcH073usobet none of you stupid dogs can get it
>>225392227How come only Russia cares about preserving American values?
>>225392232
>>225392192It's a province in the empire
mate asking me if i want to go for a couple of pints at 10whats the chances they've been out all day and only just bothered inviting me
>>225392108cute midge
christmas soon
>>225392263very strange
>>225392273More of an ostermark man myself
my life is abysmal
>>225392278almost certainly. my "mates" used to do this and I told them to fuck off
right whens this nino heatwave coming then fucking freezing ova here
my new fluffy socks are very fluffy
>>225392297new teen sitcom starting on disney channel january 2027
>>225392297yeeeaaahmight jump out the windoe
>>225392313let me see your arsehole
>>225392290I prefer Averland
>>225392313that's good
>>225392305remember when we used to say fap?We had fun then... We had fun...
BLACKS, BROWN, QUEERS AND JEWSALL OF THESE ARE BETTER THAN YOUSCOULD BE WORSECOULD BE A RACISTWANKING TO ANIME IN YOUR MOM'S BASEMENT
if you went into the sea right now what would the temperature of the water be?obviously not zerolike 1-4c?
the jews had it right the days should start at 6AM not midnight
>>225392335no x>>225392345yes x
>>225392367reckon it would be cold
>>225392367how am i supposed to know that nigga
>>225392382ktim
>>225392367Why obviously not zero?
Hmmm might not download this after all
>>225392278>>225392308why do they invite you then? just so they can say they include you in things?
Snooker loopy nuts are we, WE ARE SNOOKER...
>>225392367the ocean can be sub-0
>>225392367But how could I go into the sea right now when there is no sea near me?
>>225392388worth a punt
just dropped a massive log out of my bottom, fucker must have been a foot long, half of it was sticking out of the water it was so bigdon’t do opiates lads
not my PMbring back sir Keir Starmer
>>225392391The night is coming to an end unless they can find someone who is up for staying out till sunrise, which I was always up for
being forced to listen to my bickering parents is driving me insane
>>225392391His name will have come up in conversation and they've realised that they made plans without him again.Or someone else let them down and they want a second option.
>>225392166
record a vocaroo of you saying 'bbc' as many times as you can in 30 seconds ok
>>225392206I could never take this fag seriously because of the hat
>>225392227>fail at making skating "conservative"screaming, what is wrong with these culture war freaks
We like to snook it snook it
>>225392420oh mint he's lowering fuels costsnever mind
i've had a look on a website, the minimums for today are about 13ci didn't know that
>>225392426that an emo band or something?
My Bloody Arsehole
might actually wank to ash sarkar for a laugh
>>225392388these keep turning up very annoying
>>225392426I know the feeling man. We should meet up rent a flat together live together and have friendly gay sex
A single earner needs to make approximately £101,074 a year to match the take-home pay of two people earning £40,000 each.
>>225392453scr
>>225392420hate the way this twat posts its the most cuntish attempt at being a common bloke ever, his entire persona is built on being relatable when nothing about him is relatable and he comes from the same shabbos goy production line that they all come from
>>225392483Are you suggesting more tax should be paid on 80k than 100k?
trump is unironically one of the greatest comedians of all time
Politicians should not be allowed to make tweets or make political posts on their social media. We have the papers for that
almost as if society is built on rewarding people that can gen married and have kids
>>225392495i almost forgot to do them !! ok
Omg, give it a rest rorke, you've been fucking at it all night
>>225392483good. incels deserve it
>>225391504
'member that zack polanski ad where its him running in the street breathlessly shouting about the rising cost of stuff like glasses so now you have to squint more
>>225392539yeh but thats not fair because no self respecting woman would ever want to marry rorke
>>225392495sex gifs
>>225392541
>>225392558no woman should be self respecting
>>225392539i can't shag
>>225392420what does he even do?
>>225392537His presidency is just one satirical project. Like borat. A few months after he leaves office he will release the footage of him rubbing his ass on the white house tables and partying with hookers. And everyone will just see how absurd democracy is
>>225392574salamu alaikum brother
fucking rorke's arse until the room smells of chicago town pizza
>>225392581Runs the country while you can't even run a bath.
>>225392581fuel prices on google maps
>>225392483my gf and I both earn more than 40k so thats nice isnt it
>>225392595what does he *do* tho?
paradise lost and faust are proto-liberal fiction theoryparadise lost and faust are primal-liberal philosophy express through poetical narrative
need to be put out of my misery
adding the cost of different runty meal deals to google maps
>>225392594corr. not had a proper pepperoni pizza in a yonk
>>225392627Runs the country.
>>225392638already know the meal deal prices
nothing like a good shower to reinvigorate you
any chefs in?how do they make the bacon soft like that in the chicken and bacon subs from tescos?
>>225392387Coz then it'd be like ice 'n' stuff yh
>>225391560Do gay men poo into each other's bums?
get the bradleys posted>Monkey torturer who ran online 'cult' that dressed animals as babies and fed them into blenders is jailed for less than four years - and will be out after serving just one third of thathttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16196515/Monkey-torturer-online-cult-animals-babies-jailed.html
>>225392664thinly sliced and barely cooked
>>225392664Show it photographs of ugly women
arsed my bloody life up haven't I
>>225392594howl
>>225392664leave it on a warehouse shelf for 2 months before selling it
>>225392420>paid for by our taxesthank you sir fuel price mapper!!
>>225392483incel tax innit. they hate us
>>225392688fish bradders :D
>>225392657i don't have a shower on friday or saturday because i don't go anywhere on the weekends
>>225392433p sure he popped off at the same time as the quartering all these people are super popular and have something useful to say about whatevers going on in their era, when that era is over... what then no point to any of it no metal mythos uploaded by razorfist in years btw
>>225392632>>225392688just need someone to shoot me
sir google maps
>>225392704smelly incel freak
>>225392678>police had gathered evidence that monkeys are sometimes dressed in bonnets and nappies, and fed with a babies' milk bottle
had my tea there and it was nice
sir monkey torturer
>>225392650?????list his accomplishments
me not care about nuffin
that's not a bradleyable post though
be right back
>>225392733what did you have
>>225392757>his accomplishmentsBeing the Prime Minister. I think most people would agree holding that position is an accomplishment, yeah?
the bradley parable
bizarre
>>225392782chicken and sweet potato
had an indian last nightwas up half the night on the lootonight I reheated the leftovers for dinneri fear for me bum
>>225392794the baraley pradble
hinge 5 days = 3 likes by munters 0 matches despite using all my likes each daytinder 4 days = 6 likes, again many muntersfucking cooked mateincel foreverfinally get on the apps in london after everyone says do it and i'm completely cooked already
the bradleysite>>225391504
>>225392678Monkey torture is a whole thing that's out there, and it scares the shit out of me.Literally just snuff videos, but slightly less illegal. Sickos pay for that.Makes your skin crawl.
>>225392420
ah so the bradley spam has started again.cocky little freaks.
>>225392782mi gwarn hab dem sweet yams and dem chicken with de reggae reggae sauce my selekta
>>225392581mentions manchester in almost every post
bradley senses tingling
>>225392785so what has he done so far?
>>225392831is this about food or sex
>>225392863AYYY??
>>225392595owned that melt
>>225391536
this was a helpercunt OP thread btw
>>225392862Quite a lot I imagine. You do realise how a job works right?
Watched first episode of that new carrie show. It's alright, will finish it and report back. Feel bad for poor carrie I could have fixed her
>>225392867which part?
>>225392863looks like a lad I know, I'll send this to him next time he writes something to me
>>225392890stop imagining it and list them
>>225392881helpergod is a saint in this house end of story
Going to tell someone to grow up soon after the new has been posted
>>225392890what are the top ten things he's done?
>>225392910List what?
umm
melty
>>225392420there's a tiger in Yorkshire and this fool is tweeting about Google maps?
>>225392925
>>225392823sometimes the apps play a little humiliation ritual on you by not showing your profile for a few days or even a week. then you just get motion out of nowhere
>>225392962scream
there's the old so you don't fall for it again>>225390154>>225390154>>225390154
the newmigrate when ready
>>225392823apps are for 8+/10 menget to a hiking club lad
launch the fucking buds
>>225392999new
new
>>225392992>>225392992>>225392992
NEW>>225392995>>225392995
TWO dogshit early jf news?
real new
NEW>>225391504>>225391504>>225391504
>>225392823more then i get
>>225391560Reddit has their own plague too, damn.
