Nancy edition
https://vocaroo.com/14uWMYBXs8j8
Have realised I don't need beer in my life.Have I, dare I say it, acquired a clue?
Have personally KO'd two dozen russophobes since 2014You can talk that shit on the internet apart of the 69th mechanized keyboard NAFO division but spew your Russophobic bile in public and you will have my fists to contend with
so that cunt who confused the normans for the saxons and then brought up bullshit about the huguenots and confused the ancient britons for the irish got utterly humiliated
hmm thats an interesting argument but unfortunately elon musk retweeted someone making a similar argument to that one a few months ago so now i dont have to respond to it and instead can just say something about billionaires
>>225414256only thing you've ever knocked out is a wank to blacked you greasy brown lard arse
>>225414241how im going getting a glass of wine now
feeling depressed and hopeless about the future
Liverpool [1] - [0] Man City 94''
that's good
Hohol clitty leak
>>225414292good
*enters /brit/, seeing sacked tranny, mousenonce and leftypol*https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1791737436645738.mp4
>>225414279scream
fuck my nigger life
>>225414282I just don't need it. I'll be fine without it.
to be fair the russian bot thing is becoming more and more apparent. Have any of you seen /pol/ recently? Some of those threads in the catalogue are clearly not written by humans and is some kind of llm output or AI or something. Post under this flag and you get like a billion replies from Australia, US, Canada, Europe calling me a muslim like clockwork
>>225414266Yes basically
>>225414279sc
>>225414241No. Ale is lovely. Pubs are lovely
>>225414338paki hands greased this post out
>>225414338rasheed
>>225414338More like there are just far more detractors on /pol/ these days because it's piss easy to farm (You)'sEven the most lazy, tired bait from a decade ago will get the replies rolling in
Wilsons 14 points, whateva happened there...
*enters /brit/, seeing sacked tranny, mousenonce and leftypol*>>225414338cheers mi6 mate
225414307>>225414310grow up
>>225414295i read this then Haaland scoredyou cursed it
>>225414325https://vocaroo.com/1bJ8x1JdL8Wn
>>225414266He humiliated you and you're only making it worse on yourself. You're like a UFC fighter who can't accept he lost and demands another shot at the title.
liverpoop
sitting in st pancras. flight delayed. how do i kill an hour or 2 here. cant even wank in the bogs theres no internet and they reek of shit
>>225414360Also the uncomfortable reality that /pol/ has loads of posters under the age of 18
>>225414317hooting
>>225414377Marry him already
>Poland?>They're a glorified crew>5 great powers and we got this pigmy thing over in east prussia>This shit should have been done during bismarcks time- Adolf Hitler shortly before the invasion of poland, 1939
>>225414392mihai would've fill that time wanking, happily
>>225414392>and they reek of shitproblem solved
>>225414397I'd argue that most are around 50
Another weekend I can't rewindAnother day not working for me
>>225414392where you off to?
You told me to kill myself loads over the past few weeks, completely unpromptedYou may need to apologise
he has crippling life ruining ocdtheres no point engaging
What do you think of Andy Burnham so far?@BritishBulldog67 TRAITOR!! REFORM WILL WIN (Account based in South Asia)@MegaChudette - Aim high, vote Lowe!! (Account based in United States)@MakeBritainBasedAgain - RESTORE :strong_arm:
>>225414469Honestly mad to consider just how many people here have OCD rituals where they absolutely NEED you to see their opinions on something every single day
rorkebros how do we refute this
>>225414455im going back to northern ireland to sit in a dark room drinking and wanking fuiously and i look forward to it greatly
>>225414482
bizarre fabrication
>Burnham did not disclose who had given him the assessment, what evidence it was based on or whether any interference had affected the result of the vote.well im convinced
>>225414489rorke has no response
>>225414489they look like menthey sound like menthey smell like menthey have a pooey hairy arsehold not a nice self-lubricating fannythey're men
>>225414492sounds bohemian, enjoy x
>>225414489>he doesn't know about the period shagngmi
some of you are really into racism and philosophy of races and that. i'm just a casual racist myself and don't ever really think about it.
zoomers struggle with the concept of anonymity, so inventing dollies and a fantasy team is a coping mechanism to try and track them
>Pope Leo to have surgery after lump found on lung
got the thermal shirt on
>>225414518need to see her collab with louie smalls
>>225414542The green skinned lizard theil strikes again...
>>225414525yeah I don't need books to be racist
>>225414548Grow up ffs
right getting off the anti depressants, clearly arent doing me much good
>Ukraine strikes Yandex data centre in third attack on Russian tech gianttoo bloody far
>>225414517oh i will. doesnt help the fact that i am stuck here in the meantime staring at mainly chinese womens arses walking past me as i charge my phone with a frayed lead on a bench
>>225414573>>214729392>>214729392>>214729392
>>225414579where am i going to get my porn now?
>>225414577
>>225414584aww you gonna cry little boy
>>225414599Bye
>>225414599melty
mad I have to go run in 2 hours
British politics is British culture, protest about it lmao
the men kicking the ball counts as a current event too no? just seems like a double standard if you ask me
>>225414489twink death will claim every tranny
Bath was LUSH
Need a persian gf to burn american/israeli flags together with and suck my BWC ASAP
we'll see what the moderators have to say ;)
>>225414617what are some nice bulgarian meals you recommendi like cooking so would like to try some
>>225414630t. Saddam hussein
what ever happened to aspen edge low carb premium lager
Malaponte you're brown
been edging all morning but can't cum because it is the lord's day and he wouldn't be too happy about that
>>225414658Don't get it
>>225414617you don't have to do anything you are a free man
john frieda fell off hard
>>225414683Sex? We know.
>>225414525alright goebbels
>>225414683https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ba%27athism
my life a movie
got a 2004 toyota highlander
>>225414692You know nothing>>225414694Ah right
jizz is flying
>>225414277fr
>>225414698what kind
>>225414709shagger whip
shall be forming the bubble ba'athist party
i've done nothing for 6 months
>>225414711Wow she has a big fat ass id like to put my dick inside of!!!
>>225414711thanks for arousing us xfuckkk post more
>>225414732a comedy
hmmm there’s potential for a pointless argument about generations angle in /brit/ rn
they made east of eden woke on netflix
kino
my life an autism documentary
Rasheed, you're Pakistani
mad how many Roman emperors there werewonder if anyone could name them all in order off the top of their head
>>225414755ktim
>>225414645not many strictly Bulgarian dishes unfortunately but you can make our version of mousaka https://www.deliciousmeetshealthy.com/simple-moussaka-recipe/It's usually made with pork or a mix of pork and ground beef, also no celery like it says here. Also you don't need to beat the yolks and whites separately
who's the best MILF pornstar ever then
>>225414788i can do that
>>225414788reckon you can, go on do it
>>225414755lesbians the second they enter the club
>>225414750
think the issue I have with the escort I see is that I want her to fall in love with me or at least agree to see me outside of her escort job.I don't even want to have sex with her that much. I kinda wish we could just hang out and talk about books or something as she likes reading :(I feel like I should maybe tell her how I feel when I see her next year. If she returns that is.
>>225414755God dammned orange scum..
>>225414809sc why do they do that
>>225414815fuckkk thanks for making us horny
15% of zoomer women are virgins80% of zoomer men are virginsHow is this possible?
>>225414833>15% of zoomer women are virgins>80% of zoomer men are virginssource?
>>225414798cheers mate
>>225414806ok Augustus, Tiberius, Caligula (i think), Claudius, Nero, skip a few, Marcus Aurelius, Comodus, skip a few more, Constantine 1-11
>>225414848You're on the internet big guy is google broken?
>>225414833says it all
>>225414833Im a '98 zillennial and ive fucked multiple zoomettes
>>225414685it doesn't work that way, I already missed my run this morning, I at least have to do a walk like 6-10km, you gotta show up even if you don't want to, I'll feel so much better and sleep better>>225414815yep
>>225414774yeah good this. hard workers those chinese fellas
>>225414854forgot julius caesar and alexander the great you fucking ninny
>>225414858
>>225414854yep that's all of them
>>225414849cheers lad, post a pic if you make it :) >>225414833>80% of zoomer men are virginsI don't believe that
seems like people born in 2004 in particular all turned out to be runtish freaks
>>225414856That's a concesion
>>225414854good work mate
These senile boomers really think bot traffic just means people disagreeing with them on twitter
just went into the shop and it was full of people rushing doing a last minute sunday shop and it stressed me out :(
why is he trying to get the whole thread aroused
>>225414833I think there's more female virgins than thatBut really it's due to a combination of social media, societal collapse, hypergamy and dating apps
>>225414898it's just one of those copes that the ageing millennials here tell themselves
>>225414906you can't even spell so i doubt you can read
>>225414927so you can compliment his taste in women
>>225414858scr
>>225414927love the thought of all your cocks getting hard x
>>225414934Every zoomer is a depressed loser on here mate, theres no coping from chadlennials on this one.
>>225414858was going to say nick fuentes' alt but it's a hetero fantasy so it can't be
>>225414921noooooo they were supposed to lose because they cheated. i can't believe this
right well it fucking looms then doesn't it for fuck's sake
>>225414934maybe it's different in other countries, here people have sex
>>225414983not for me i'm an unemployed runt
>>225414983i'm past the point of caring
>>225415011bro thinks hes tuff
They put nick fuentues in gta 6He's fucking some black guy in one of the in game adverts
>>225414983it not right
been a neet for ages but sundays still depress me for some reason
imagine we stood in a circle and rubbed out willy tips together
get the sexy black men posted
just been molested
>>225415021i think i'm depressed
did you know 99% of gen z foids have sex but only 1% of zoomer moids have sex o algo
>>225415031
I like how this image is composed, with drumpf looking towards the two slavs who basically have the same expression
just bought a 5 megapixel T1 cybershot from sony
Getting dark depressingly early now, lads :(Sunday evenings in Winter are peak grim
>>225415059zesty
>>225415050And what is the percentage of gen alpha having sex then?
>>225415072clue's in the name
I just signed up for social housing and in a few years they gave me an incel lair flat for free, for life. Nothing else really matters now, I can float from runt job to runt job, while also pretending to be unwell to the doctor who never challenges me, and get £2000 a month in bennies regardless. The more you have, the less you have. The less you have, the more you have in this country
>>225415066Voldemort zelenskike is not slavic
>>225415059first time I saw a Prince video I though, why does that lady have a beard and a mustache
>>225415072they're all black only
>>225415090And yet I don't envy your life
pantschester shitty
>>225415090i envy you
the one day that Liverpool actually had people backing them and they do that. VERY funny
>>225415095the 80s were definitely a weird time aesthetically
>>225415109You should. I can do whatever I want and nobody in my life tells me what to do, I have no fear of losing anything, I have no money troubles, I have no commute, no stupid cunt at work to deal with, I am free
>>225415066they all look like shite old bags
did the man kick the ball
>>225415066>Zelensky>Slav
get the toilfreaks baitedget their heart rates elevated
>>225415140And what do you do with your freedom?
bradley has retrained as an anusologist and his first patient is MEEEEEEE
>>225415132I heard he got a lot of pussy, I think he is 5'1 or something
>>225415144yes they're seething because 11 men kicked the ball better than the other 11 mensupposedly one of the 11 men were cheating you see
>>225415161Do prisoners ask people on the outside what they do with their freedom? Freedom is a virtue that people work to obtain, that is why you toil isnt it? To have the money to eventually be free?
>>225415170yeah, was tiny and also completely straight supposedly
>>225415193I'm just asking how you spend your abundant free time.
>>225415193I want to splice bradleys walshes head onto an Iguana and clone the monstrous creature into a line of incestous manservants.
Fucking hate October/NovemberAwful months
>>225415233every month until march now
got out of jury duty by telling them i'm racist
>>225415233this but all non-gay porn
>>225415233December January February and march too, fuck em
>>225415233every month until death now
The state of escorts in my city is fucking dire for its size
>>225415214Good for him, I like his music a lot, apparently also a multi instrumentalist, sometimes played every instrument for his song recording. Shame that he got addicted to oxies or whatever, or they killed him like MJ :D
>>225415233wog opinion, woginion in short
>>225415258good
>>225415220I go on long walks, I read and listen to audiobooks, I watch stupid things on Youtube, I watch films, I daydream and write poetry, I wank to bizarre japanese pornography, I listen to music, I post on here, I visit family and friends, I go on holidays, I do all the things you're restricted in doing because you chose the wrong path
>>225415271in australia, croatians are considered wogs
back to toil tomorrow after a week offfackin ell
>>225415240>>225415257December you at least get the benefit of knowing the Xmas break is nearAnd in Jan it starts getting lighter each day and you get nice crisp morningsOctober and November are just wet, dark and miserable
>>225415291same here
>>225415275I do all of those things minus the porn. Your life is basically the same as mine with less money.
>>225415242that actually works?
Where do I start with poetry?
all jokes aside we all know mid-January is the worst month by far. It grim. Theres a kind of dead silence, a windless, cold grey at night that descends on your soul like a wet towel hanging over you. The sense that a bomb has gone off, a terrible war has happened. Nothing is going on
bit tired
Bros what starters should we get? I’m thinking corn nuggets and gator tail
>>225415322
>>22541518710 men actually
>>225415316If thats the case then why are you toiling for the same thing I get for free? Sounds like you don't envy my life, I'm living the same life as you but you got suckered into working for it
>>225415332UM x
software has eaten the world. we're all poo now
mad that the weather changes and that
um something brown and solid that smells bad just forced it’s way out of my arsehole wtf?
JYWP
>>225415291An Australia a wog is your prime minister (albanese)
>>225415326i do dry january but i make sure i have enough weed gummies to get stoned every evening til the misery is over
>Burnham rushes to axe photo ID checks at electionsDon't need ID to vote for a government but need ID to watch Youtube
>>225415322to tell you the truth;i can't profess to know.posting about poo on heremy intellect on show,becoming a poet is a noble aimjust don't give it a tryshould you be yourself a bame
>>225415359why do you have this saved and why did you post it?
>>225415337bang bang shrimp is rorkes porn star name
>meanwhile, Fall in Appalachia it lush
not wrong is he
>>225415359nietzsche's last man
>>225415337I would get fresh calamari if they are good
>>225415342I don't toil for money, my job is very interesting and I'm doing what I studied at uni.You have unlimited free time and have no vision for your life, just one big endless bank holiday by the sounds of it.
mad how Howard Wolowitz made shrek
>>225415359the fuck does this guy want
>>225415399let the goys deal with the real world
>>225415389lel
>An Australia a wog
>>225415400that's not very nice
>>225415337Calamari
>>225415399i have sat with myself before but it did not make me want to get a job
>>225415407no he didn’t black people did
bit scary how one can have £100 million and still have this hairline you know
>>225415401quite like calamariyet to try octopus but i've heard lots of people don't like that
>>225415388leave me alone
>>225415463You envy his cranium
Little arsegayllian seething about wogs while his PM is an italianSAD
>>225415463BOY YOU WORRING ABOUT THE WRONG "LINE"
>>225415463naaaaaah senpaimmmmad :skull:
ladsyou reckon if you were booted back into school to redo your gcses/a levels - they'd genuinely be piss easy? were you just a lazy cunt as a youngling or are they actually challenging
so croatians and italians bad but chinese the more the merrier
>>225415469>octopus but i've heard lots of people don't like thatit's possibly my favorite seafood, especially how Greeks do it, grilled with olive oil, lots of lemon, parsley, salt/black pep. Incredible.
Wish I was a mystery meat international cosmopolitan Hate having blood ties and caring about this evil totalitarian crumbling prison island of a country
>>225415501The angloid frame of mind
>>225415500I forgot what mode mean & median are and how to work out percentages
>>225415500I got 2 A*s, 5As and 2 Bs
>>225415500yeah i think they'd be easy unless i just get put back into the exams right now then idk i'd be guessing a lot
>>225415463bro head looking like some sort of exotic bulbous plant
>>225415508That's a good thing you mongMutts are consumer-slaves
guys i just did something very cool don’t have video of it but trust me ok
Give me an NGive me an IGive me a G
Noisy Neighbour update, Day 33:Going to the office of where this chap lives tomorrow at my lunch break to have a word with the head of the building over there, on the advice of my council and with her indirect invitation.Stay tuned tomorrow evening for my Day 34 update in what is certain to be the most dramatic day of this saga thus far.
>>225415399this nigga spits a lot of trvthnvkes about the goycattle its very refreshing to hear wish there were more people talking about how pathetic and lowly the goycattle are
>>225415540enjoy this gimmick
>>225415526*3 Bs
piplup cheer you up :)
My favorite Prince songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp8WL621uGMand my favorite remix of that song which gets played at house parties as a closing set song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xUbr3tRXDYjust puts you in a great mood
>>225415534Nigga this place is finished
Heatherpedo's new gimmick is so weird...
>>225415506
>>225415371fyi wog isn't necessarily considered an insult here, it's just an ethnic categorisation, most of us have nothing against mediteraneans (except for fucking lebs)
In goddamn 2026 CE, post-global pandemic, can each of us have at least some sense of moral/ civic duty to not be a superspreader??? Standard masks are incredibly easily accessible in pharmacies and online - there is no excuse.
leftypol...
was planning to suicide in a jaguar enclosure this week but feels a bit insensitive at this point
>>225415548Every rabbi talks like him they just don't do livestreams like he does
>>225415571
>>225415538i once did a karate chop move in jenga and it worked and no one saw
>>225415500Well I finished med school so I reckon they'd be piss compared to thatExcept for maths. I ain't doing that calculus or statistics shit again blud
>>225415506Same, that's why I can't do it anymore.
>>225415575niiiigger
>>225415578could be /brit/ posts each one
>>225415539scr
>>225415525mode = most common occuring number (USELESS)median = line all the numbers from smallest to biggest, pick the one in the middle (useful for things that are extreme at the ends, like average uk income)mean (arithmetic) = add all numbers, divide by quantity of numbers - most useful for getting an averagemean (geometric) = multiply all numbers, find nth root of the numbers - best for macroecnomics, percentage changes (CPI inflation uses this whilst the defunct-as-of-2013 RPI inflation used arithmetic mean)
>>225415332
>>225415504sounds nicewith tons of tartare sauce corr
a rabbit came to my school
supposed to be starting rehab later today but i'm sat in my evil incel lair withdrawing from alcohol
>>225415596you a doctor?or a nurse?or a proctologist?
at the gym someone has left a whiteboard pen in the locker room and one one side of the mirror people are writing motivational stuff but then on it's own on the left side of the mirror, someone has drawn a guy with a massive cock shagging someone who is saying "you know im not a woman?" and the big cock shagger is saying "i don't care". it seems to imply he is raping another man
>>225415508Meanwhile there are ethnically ambiguous cosmopolitan socialites out there wishing they had blood ties to a civilisation such as this and weren't just rootless
>>225415618yh?
we had the moral victory
>>225415560An aristocrat goes down with the ship.
>>225415610tartar sauce would go better with fried calamari
>>225415638tooth carpenter
remember nyan cat?remember trololol?remember epic sax guy?remember the 300 remix?remember they're taking the hobbits to isengard?
>>225415618ye people brought their pets in for show and tell to my school too
>>225415645post pics
>>225415559cool track
in my school the janny made us play show don't tell
>>225415645you need to go to med school for dentisty? reckon I could master the mouth in a weekend no offence
>>225415674aye
new>>225415704
>>225415713>>225415713
>>225415674
>>225415683if it's still there tonight i will
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