byerk edish
got to be this one
>>225415707your mum has mastered using her mouth every weekend
good one
Feels weird knowing I'm not gonna see the blonde escort for another 3 months at least :(I wanted to tell her the last 2 meetings that I really like her. I sort of skirted around it. She's said that when she's back we can swap books with each other which was nice.
i was 11 seconds too late :/
robot unicorn attack
>>225415760your life is abysmal
>>225415760oh mouldie
I hate myself and I want to die.
>>225415782yeah making up stories on 4chan about escorts for replies is somethgigl else isnt it
Honestly trialling the escortmong gimmick again despite it clearly being a failure is fucking pathetic
my life has no redeeming qualities whatsoever
>>225415791how is that my problem?
consider the plight of the jamaican incel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMJzR7lFg4slove herthe horns are so good on this one
>>225415814FOY
another week over
going to start being nice to everyone from now onno more catty behaviourno meannessno cruelty
>>225415810when it comes to making gimmicks, some people have it, some people don't. he don't
>>225415831another week beginning
Ok, /brit/ is getting a bit stale. We need another attention whore to come here for us to simp over
>>225415847there he is
>>225415831Sunday is the first day of the week
>>225415782:(
>>225415825Too bad she's a cunt irl
>>225415851:D
>>225415847genuinely one of the best hair transplants I've ever seen
>>225415829American website
>>225415851WHOA
>>225415882I'd be a cunt to paparazi too
Will be soft launching my new microgimmick in the coming week. Watch this space!
feel sad should i get drunkno toil tomorrow
>Fury as BBC censors pro-trans message on Strictly Come Dancing star's T-shirtbastarding transphobnes
>>225415886Damn, they did a good job.
>>225415900it's getting late when are you going for a run fat boy
eating prawn cocktail pringles and crying
There is literally nothing doing wrong with going bald.
>nothing doing wrong
>>225415925fomyeg
>>225415928in an hour, I'm not fat you minge
right well that's not allowed
>>225415886https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFIQIpC5_wY
>>225415934cheer up mate:)
>>225415938all the guys here shave their heads despite having hair, not sure why
>>225415961come come mr bond you get just as much killing from pleasure as i do
Started playing Ace Combat 8KINO
if i speak im in big trouble
its 7 o'clock
hello
He's pushed your shit in hard mate, time to accept the concession
>>225415832why are you being catty, mean or cruel to begin with? that's for gay men and ugly women
>>225416009
mumberg just had a massive go at me for being an unemployed runt who never leaves the house (i have a first class degree and she has always had high expectations for me)so she's got past the denial stage thennow she's in the anger stage. how long until she moves onto the next stage because she's foul to be around right now
Kpop desu lads
Microsoft Sam reads stupid and weird signs
>>225416048Maybe just move out and take some job to ease her suffering?
>>225416048how long have you been an unemployed runttook mine 6 months to reach acceptance
I love the smell in the air in autumn
>>225416048>mumberg just had a massive go at me for being an unemployed runt who never leaves the houseand she's right to do soher sons been sponging off her for at least 18 years and now he's continuing itshe wants her house back, and you're not leaving the nest, getting a job, a bird, a few kids under the belt, nice first home
Coming back home nowThe kids were as expected right annoyingThe football was on but it was a bad result The food was very nice though
>>225416048tried not being a pathetic embarrassment to her?
saw brian may of queen in tesco
Mental how no matter how well my life might be going or how much there is to look forward to, I just can't attain that same level of hopefulness and satisfaction as I had before covid
>>225415975Being bald is sexy.
>>225416048>i have a first class degreecall centre or warehouse for you thenchop chop wastrel
>>225416048fucking hell mate /brit/ not /jeremykyle/
>>225416116them goycattle really decimated society over a flu lmfaoo
>>225415760why does love hurt so much......
>>225416102Was he in his best clothes
>>225416125jeremy kylenow THAT was a telly progrum
dodged yet another wave of redundancies this weeksuicide postponed :)
>>225416068move out? lmao this isn't the usa lad>>225416069over two months since i graduated>>225416086right. honestly i have no motivation for life i don't see myself ever having any of those things no matter what i do or how hard i try>>225416123i will end up doing thisbeing a bottom of the barrel scrounger
new spargo video just dropped
>>225416136It not right lad x
>>225416163What's it about? Bins again?
what if i don't want to work?
>i have a first class degreegeography or english literature is it?
>>225416155Sounds like cope
you should get drunk
>>225416086>and you're not leaving the nest, getting a job, a bird, a few kids under the belt, nice first homeBro think it's 1995
wanking makes you bald
if i lose my job theres little to no chance ill ever get another one
*enters thread wearing a big comfy jumper*
>>225416155i was you a year agoyour mum will get used to itbut time fast forwards when you're neet and you become less human it bad
>>225416048Your mum sounds like a cunt lad
>>225416174hospitals it looks like
right then
the main advantage i have over women is that women cannot bear to live in isolation for any period time. i can do it for years no problemhttps://www.reddit.com/r/GirlDinnerDiaries/comments/1x3dzf5/would_you_rather_have_peace_than_passion/?sort=new>I've had both (peace and passion) in isolation and am completely exhausted, now I want balance.lmao they can't handle it at all
>>225416202scre
just get a diagnosis for something and sponge up PIP ffs
git them hoosed
You have a job centre that helps you get a job when youre unemployed
there should be a handyman app but it's for getting people to do a different job than they're trained for so it's cheaper. people would put up posts like looking for a gardener to do my free eye exam and then you save money during the cost of living crisis
>>225416116mad how covid was 6 years ago that can't be real I've done nothing since then
dont really mind my job tbf
niggas be like "just get a diagnosis"
Mad how many posters talk to themselves on 4chan
>>225416265i'll be real with you. that becomes the child labour app and is shut down after a week
>>225416289same, prefer being at toil to being in my evil incel lair
it's piss easy you've got 100 grand in the bank you can just go private
>>225416221yeah i recognise that. that's why i'm trying to do something to get out of it, but it is genuinely hard to be a young man in the uk in 2026zero jobs going and everybody hates youeven my own mum. no father in my life either>>225416225she actually is. i'm not just saying that for the sake of it. she is very arrogant and has a massive ego, and has zero introspection. never holds herself accountable for anything
>>225416330You should leave her house then
>>225416248bet you couldn't do it without internet though
>>225416296that's life with klinefelterssad :/
might get a job at lidl, might even meet are EW
>>225416163he's just state media now, isn't he?
>>225416265doing drugs in the handicapped toilet cause it's always clean and nice
really not that easy.
>>225416330>very arrogant and has a massive ego, and has zero introspection. never holds herself accountable for anythingMost women
>>225415704she killed ricardo lopez
>>225415986come come mr bond, you derive as much pleasure from killing abloo abloo
>>225416356stop outmouseying mousey
>>225416330i wish you lucki will say if you get on UC, you're chilling for the first 6 months then try and get a job because they ramp up the humiliation rituals significantly after that
>>225416330You clearly take after her. Not that you had a choice
not a lot of people know this but i had my dinner 2 hours ago
>>225416356an addiction is a disability tbf
Toil loomsThanks mum, thanks dad Wankers
>>225416341and go where? i have no moneyi would genuinely die if i left the house>>225416361yeah literally. if only you knew how bad things really are
rorke cranking that soulja boy
>>225416371kekers
Mental how the mousenonce fan from "canada" shows up every day just at the right moments
Is actually quite easy
>>225416371dont know what that means >>225416388nah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-2riHzNgOM
remember maroon 5
*shows up in the thread and relieves all tension*
>>225416383thanks man, yeah will look at UC, get myself over the humiliation of doing it. just something to get me through the next few months>>225416386i tell her that i had shit parents that fucked up my life and she always tells me to f off when i say it
NEETs always claim that the most basic aspects of life that everyone else figures out are somehow impossible
you also can have a shag in the handicapped cause again it's clean and there's a 99% chance nobody will use it
What age were you when you realised you'd never be great at anything?
>>225415993i honestly think it's the best game in the series
just because you find something easy doesnt mean everyone else does too
>>22541647918. during my first year at uni
>GARN FULL SCALINGT-AAAAAACK
>>225416479I was never that deluded
>>225416440wheres this bloek from againcant stand him
>>225416440this is the guy you want your opponent to have in guess who
Bharat owns me
>>225416497fuck me
Well I wish you the best and hope you can find a diagnosis x
some degrees are scams tbf how tf did niggas fall for studying things like film studies for 4 years that they'll be paying back for 40 years
>>225416440hello i am the younger asian version of you
Launch the fucking Tigers xWe garn full scale x
>>225416548s
the only thing you should be studying at university is young ladies' fannies
>everyone in the world experiences life and sees it exactly the same way how i see it
>>225416528film studies is better than sociology or gender bullshit or art history
>>225416504have you seen any kinos lately
>>225416479Somehow I think I have something about me I could produce very talented off-spring at least
I think whoever lives in the flat below died, whenever i open my window a load of bluebottles get inside
>>225416497Watching this knowing I would have climbed in with a weapon of sorts and saved him while everyone else did nothing, Broken Britain
>>225416570genuinely true though
>>225416582hes from severance thats where i remember him from
>>225416497dont like this
right
>>225416616looking good mate
feel sick
>>225416616call me gay but i dont think its gay to find something like this reasonably attractive considering there's no body hair and the skin is pale
just got a dm from mark.zuckerberg.facebook36 telling me he’ll double the bitcoin i send him get in
>>225416616you expanded this image
>>225416616
>>225416632thanks for arousing us
>>225416570wish i did thisoh well
>>225416652is there a worst guy in UK media?
looking good mate
>>225416497everyone just watching. i'd hop over and put it in a headlock from behind while its distracted. that easy.
>>225416578don't be silly the western world is built on millions of women who studied those meme degrees now working in pointless HR and social media roles
They pushed me tiger enclosure fuck it x
>>225416459i'm not normal
is sundaypost hunds
genuinely think an engorged leaky bellend is quite peng
>>225416696screaming
>>225416687id just clart the cunt right in its big stupid head
>>225416696scuhreaming
>>225416688we literally live in hell
>>225416688>millions of womendoubt that
Ian Hislop is absolutely dire What are his actual beliefs Doesn't have a single one
No, you cannot walk 10,000 steps daily, get 8 hours of sleep, cook every night, clean every day, take care of a family, make time for your own hobbies, and still be productive at work every day. This is not just propaganda, it is nonsense. Free yourself from it.
>>225416696he fucked up. he could have been known as Sean "Tigerbane" Allan, instead he just pointed at it and made makaton signs
>>225416696s
Just shavedFace feeling as smoothe as a babys bum it is
oh it's such a perfect dayi'm glad i spent it with you
>>225416743well yeah he's a liberal
>>225416744
>>225416743boris johnson is a cockwomble*taps pen on desk**eyes swivel around*
>>225416743he's a centrist who believes that politicians are corrupt and populists are scammers basically
>>225416770ocd ritual
rotting
Is Helperpedo actually dead?
>>225416696His body is still warm you sociopath
>>225416707Das ist mein hundEr heißt Bruno.
>>225416805yeah he ropedhe told me on discord
>>225416797have you heard
>>225416798
>>225416805that's literally him getting eaten by the tiger
>>225416770fuaaark that last one was a proper nail biter
>>225416824Can't say I'm upset desu
>>225416805yeah his mum came in here a few weeks back and told us Adam passed away in his sleep.
>>225416843Fucking bitch.
>Micropenis meant I couldn’t have sex, claimed migrant ‘predator’
>>225416843
just imagine if a guy dancing at 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 mph into a tiger enclosure
>>225416866
>>225416871HilariousDid you come up with that yourself?
roar
beddy bo bo's time for me lads. going to sleep for 11 hours x
>>225416898
*mounts a game iso in daemon tools*back in a minute, got an install to do
>>225416894a lot of people all over the world saying the posts are AI artificial intelligence generated and it is not true at all my posts are real I do my posts myself and I am moving my fingers as well.
ouFollowingNFLSee new postsYour Home TimelineAmerikanets@ripplebrain·44sCan you break a ceasefire if you never agreed to it, didn't even know it was happening, and some unrelated third party unilaterally announced it without consulting you in a senseless gambit to drive down energy prices before markets reopen? Yes.The Gman repostedAлиca Шypaви@redbalalaika·3manother year, another sci-fi deadlineAgNONsis repostedWarren@Ahab4Eva·19mThe geopolitical reality of World War Two is that it was a collection of smaller, weaker powers challenging the biggest empires on Earth. These empires got to where they were not through democracy and freedom, but military expansion and conquest. The Axis powers were each trying to correct an imbalance in the power held by these empires vis-a-vis their own nations and they ultimately failed because they didn't have the resources and manpower to overcome what the large empires could throw at them in a long war of attrition. The common theme of Germany, Italy and Japan is not that they were big, scary, all-powerful militarists but rather that they each unified late into the 19th century while Britain, France, America and Russia were busy conquering and exploiting whole continents. Each developed a strong culture of military discipline not because they liked war and loved militarism, but because they were weaker and more vulnerable than the resource-and-manpower rich world empires surrounding them. This weakness is why Axis coordination was so bad during the war and why the Axis powers could never effectively support each other.
bought a little plant last weekend and all the leaves have fallen off and it looks dead already I am so fucking usless it's unbelieveable
strategic petroleum reserve isn't kept in tanks. it's stored in salt mines and every time they want access to it they have to pump it full of fresh water to dissolve it every time there's a delay at hormuz has caused well deformations
>>225416933
>>225416770>someone crossing a motorway at nighti'd get so unbelievably angry
>>225416923how is it done now? I used to do that 13 years ago
>>225416932You aren't cute
>>225416754
>>225416953dunno don't pirate games these days, and if i do, i get the gog release and install it
I think this was a better game than red dead redemption
>>225416947last one should be a robot who speaks for the people who speak for the people int he sky
man being killed by tiger is a subtle nod to harambe being killed by man 10 years ago
>>225416984Yeah well. There's people who eat literal cow shit.
Go onRepost the thumbnails You know you want toIt's so easy...
>>225416688Words can't describe how disgusting women are to me
>>225416754you couldnt possibly know this unless you had one hand on a baby's bum and one hand on your chin
Gun was soul RDR always seemed bloated and soulless to meNever got it never will
>>225417004so very wish i lived in londonistan
>>225416984never played it rdr2 is better than rdr
>>225417043s
what are you gonna do mate push the car away xD
looming very hard right now
fuck, it started raining
>>225417061it fucking looms lad
>>225416933ive got some dark matter (my poo) leaking into another dimension (the bog)
>>225417066get a cap on and get out there lad. love a rainy run me
>>225417043:)
There's a traditional yiddish song that goes "The gentile is drunk, the drunk is a gentile; he must drink because he is a gentile.”
Gun was a really good game Underrated
Run up on dem
simulation theory is real insofar as it's how power proliferates around the world and over time
So if you're a full-time 9 to 5 wageslave do you just accept that these years of your life are going to be a complete waste and you're condemned to perpetual misery and sleep deprivation until death
>>225417091I don't have a cap, I have a hoodie
the decline of the west began right around the same time as the ascension of zionismcurious
it looms for the toil freaks they soon be going to bed looool
rorke dying of consumption
>>225417125doesnt affect me
don't like being mentally ill. it's not fun or quirky like some people think it is, it's just pure misery
>>225417125not sure prepping for my future is a complete waste in fact
>>225417121it's the same old religious shite but made palatable for the ipad generation
>>225417129care to elaborate?
Good evening
>>225417125yeah the goal is to get a good pension so when you retire at 70 you can have 10 years going on cruises before you die
Thing about Palantir and its image is it's too on the nose. Same with Blackrock while we're at it. Fishy. Smells like fish.
hope the new is a free sheldon edish
>>225417125Unless you have kids or something, just quit. Live in a van
>>225417158zionism begins at the end of the 19th century rifht as western culture is starting to implode due to modernism and european politics starts to destabilise
harlam shake x gangnam style
>>225417173it will be an alysa edish
had a dream I was in hospital and they wheeled jepstien in next to me and he was playing ps5 next to me and telling me about the game like some streamerrather odd dream to be quit honest
>simulation theory
>>225417191that's good we love her here
the Harlem Shake is when you go in Harlem and they rob you
>>225416984I really liked this game. Could blow through peoples' heads like plywood
no one's been arrested yet
Daniel Craig and Rooney Mara for The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Premiere in Berlin, Germany, 2012
>>225417186and whats happened since then? can you go into detail about zionism?
all major forms of psychotherapy are equally effective, regardless of their specific techniques or theoretical frameworks
>>225417218sc
So, Rorke, tell me why you want this job?
>>225417222recycled twitter post posting engagement bait on a site that has no incentive for itimagine how pathetic you have to be to do this
toil is a humanitarian catastrophe the 38 hour working week is barbaric
>>225417241to spend more time with you
>>225417241she a bit chunky
>>225417241I love you
the street you grew up on and your first pets name is your porn name
>>225417158>>225417186>>225417226Why is he replying to himself?Paging DTFIC for comment
>>225415625you aussies are always trying to get off the booze or benzos or something. you all have a problem. have you considered having a cup of tea and watching tv instead and not just going mad on the drugs every night to cope with your really not that bad existence
>>225417274bizarre
my life a gay porn tragedy
Genuinely though how the hell are you meant to find a girlfriend in 2026 as a shy man? It's utterly impossible I don't have any friends so my only option is dating apps and women just ghost you on there. Even fucking fat women.Fucking hate this planet.
Much to ponder in this world.
8 hour working day is fucking ridiculousIt's just pure exploitation but we accept it for some reason because we are all braindead
>>225417316>>225417316>>225417316New
>>225415713>>225415713>>225415713recycle
will have to have a shower at some point
>>225415713>>225415713recycle
im too poetic to work
>>225417273doxxable info
>>225415923they know their audience. Old people who think paying a TV licence is the epitome of being British
>>225417241I love her...
>>225417268perfectly chunky
