Eddy Gordo Edition
>>225461081Grim
>>225461100hi
>>225461081corrr it grim!
>>225461109>>225461135Is this the eponymous air friar
GET THE STEVE DAWSON PICS REPLIED TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>225461081>>225461109>>225461135>>225461159ocd ritual complete
Made for ___
i love you
debating with myself as to if i want to go for a walk or not
https://x.com/clipcloud/status/2109755972659138589>haha yeah bro look at that yad stop haha got that girl's number he is just like me bro !!
dont use silicone inserts in my air fryer personally
>>225462011the bin
>>225462024how often do you wash your air fryer?
>>225462024they block the circulation of the heat
the united kingdom
>>225462024same got a ninja crispi i just put a paper sheet under the tray and it's easy to clean
I need to die
>>225462011The nordic knob knights of nifelheim
posting the indiabrained gooner bait again are we yeah?going to attract thirdies to /brit/ are we yeah?
i wish leftypol would deconstruct himself with a shotgun
>>225462040once a week or more frequently if i have cooked something messy
>>225462045sup mouldie
can't fry air
Wish I could spaff inside one of these fat sexy arses
>>225462051not very united these days is it
>>225462073well you can
member when cunts were saying that tiger lad was special needs because he was supposedly doing some sign language finger?turns out he was a normal lad and was giving it the Paulie Walnuts
>>225462061
>>225462045it's not for any political reason i just think AI art looks shit
rorke calling himself an artist because he types words into a chatbot
i do however use silicone inserts on my arsehole
is this a chad body
>>225462087uh oh melty
>>225462101nah he is a framecel
>>225462076erm hi
>>225462101he sure was shredded
>>225462101Got MOGGED by a tiger
>>225462101no but pretty close
>>225462149
not exactly what I’d call advertiser friendly
>>225462101why did he do it
haha he posted something gay everyone say um haha loooool haha lool
Why the fuck would you jump into a tiger enclosurerSeriously
get the sexy black men posted
>>225462191he was mentally ill
>>225462191to steal their bread
>>225462101honestly 10% less autistic and hes a world class swimmerbut nope, god (almighty? bah!) had to play a prank
I legitimately hate this website at this point. None of you have even half the wit, sensitivity or imagination of the posters back in 2012, even 2016.This website is little more than a fucking cargo cult - a bunch of savages - troglodytes praying before long dead, once brilliant machinery.
>>225462101he has a shit frame and wide hipsalso very weirdly unproportionate. his delts are massive compared to his arms, traps and forearmshe must have been a swimmer or something
what was a 102 year old man doing in a tiger enclosure anyway?
>>225462193
not looking forward to australia hosting the olympics because i live in brisbane and don't want foreigners coming to me cuntry
Playing red dead redemption 2 online
>>225462191probably no signs up and BAMEs in charge of making sure nobody did
Inhaling a 'zza
>>225462209
Ecce homo rorkeimus...
>>225462121Come on Malaylad the dumptrucks are all parked behind the tudung ladies, the gents in Malaysia are all skinny twinks :P
>>225462193someone is horny!!
open the fucking tiger enclosures
>>225462218you're already a 50% european country
>>225462201Im mentally ill and I wouldn’t do that
>Streaming platform Netflix has secured the rights to broadcast the 2030 World Cup in Spain and Andorra.
tuff
>>225462191maybe the tiger said something
>>225462218everyone just glazes the country that hosts the olympics, happened here
Pie, croquettes and beans tonight
>>225461081i had those chips last nightthey've very nice in the air fryer
>>225462248done that deluded little slug
get the nonces freed and let them "tame" tigers to `attack` people
>>225462282many questions
>>225462274just realized i mixed up the world cup and the olympicswhat am i like haha
whoever it was that taught boomers the word 'algorithim' must be brought to justice
>>225462248you think making it worse is going to help?
>>225462218banana bender
Not going outside until all the neer do wells are back in prison
>>225462313throw this fat tub of lard into the tiger enclosure
>>225462289One of my Cub Scout leaders was jailed for being a nonce
alea iacta est..
Wtf I thought Australia was like a generation behind being wogged
>>225462218oh naurr
>>225462219thought it was empty online?
eating peppered smoked mackerel
>>225462084Leftypol thinks wagging your finger at someone is some new fangled autism sign language
Never tried ranch sauce me
>>225462191probably looked smaller from far away
>>225462351nope its less white than americait has good rorke PR on here for some reason
suicide by tiger seems like a great way to go
I think when mouse paedo spots a image he doesn't like, he thinks by spamming it, it might get it removed
>>225462282usually the shirt matches whatever shite is on his head so I've sorted that for you
>>225462351they half of india sneaked in during covid
>>225462313I normally don’t like when people say this but I’m pretty sure this is feeder fetishism
>>225462369would prefer a perforated colon from a nigerian bbc
>I think when mouse paedo spots a image he doesn't like, he thinks by spamming it, it might get it removed
>>225462366Just not true Australia is like 65% white and america is 50% white
>>225462244well i'm built different. my arse is extremely shaggable
>>225462366bizarre lie
honestly dont blame him, they do look quite fluffybet it felt nice for like 3 seconds before the tiger bit down
>>225462396printing this off to tale to the local Andy Man's Club meeting the lads will love this over a few jars of Madri
might look at some pictures of boobies
Kin ell lads it's over for us whites isn't it
>>225462390they fetishise themselves bruh, let em die
>>225462405>>225462418>European (54.65%)That includes swarthy folk like Greeks and Albanians
>>225462381bro is a pepologist
>>225462425careful your willy might get stiff
>>225462248we're actually about 80% european but the official demographics don't show that because many white people in the census identified themselves as "australian" because they're too spastic to know/care about their anglo-celtic ancestryalso demographic reporting is absolutely fucked these days, especially in regards to ethnic groups. you can't trust statisticians at all
>>225462396I used to measure myself in kilos when I was going to the gym, now I use stone
>>225462428truth be told it never really began for me
>>225462457but im sure i can trust your random 80% figure
getting hungry but i dont want to eat too early lest i get hungry again later
>>225462445>Estimates place the white (European-ancestry) population of Australia at between 75% and 85% of the total population.>Official Tracking: The Australian Bureau of Statistics does not track "race" directly in its official census data, measuring ancestry and birthplace instead.you are retarded
>>225462445They are europeans and thus white whether you like it or not
>>225462442>posting about his small penis using his real namekek this retard never has a chance
>>225462488define european
>>225462474you're obviously going to believe whatever you want because you're a seething weirdo
>>225462475I normally end up eating too late and not getting a good nights sleep
Imagine being in your 30s and dating a disgusting slug like michael gove. And then him dumping you and a week later being arrested for having CP on your computer.
>>225461053blast past from the pasti played this like 25 years agohow time flies
>>225462509im going by your census, if you want to convince me im wrong and its 80% then show your working son
>>225462494Albania and greece are located on the european continent thus they are europeanI'm not having this argument with you angloid Europeans are white and whites are europeans
>MI5 chief warns of threats to UK from Russia, Iran and AI
>>225462396Forgot yards.
>>225462537Malaponte!
>>225462488>>225462537brown malaponte defense force (brit who thinks aus is 50% white is still a mong)
>>225462537Ok so a Greek from Kastellorizo is white but a Turk just across the water isn't because of your weird rule
>>225462521she was arrested for the CP long before he dumped her
>>225462557applicable to football and cricket but not elsewhere
>>225462516for me its getting really steaming and eating late but then doing passout-toil
>>225462578Its on road signs
>>225462578My dad measures distances in yards when it’s walking distance
imagine being british and not immigrating to australia you could have been much happier and better off but didnt. grim
>>225462533if you look closely at it you'll note that some 30-ish percent self-identified as "australian" which you may think might mean "aboriginal" but no, abos are a small minority here. self-identifying as "australian" just means anglo-celtic, or at least someone whose family has been here for enough generations that they're almost guaranteed to be european since we didn't allow non-white immigration until the 1970s
>>225462614Got no interest in Australia whatsoever.
Why are my feet so vainy and hairy despite the rest of me being fat and bald
oh it's boring bastard hour again is it
>>225462380remember when he spammed this bradders hundreds of times
>>225462623fair enough i'll concede
refuse to believe anyone can afford this
mad how much of a waste my life is mad how lonely i ammad how i spend half the day thinking about how lonely i am and how much i've failed with women and friends etc in the pastmad how i'm almost 35 and this is my lifemad how i'm even alive like this mad how i've never had a relationship or sexmad how the only thing that i reliably enjoy is alcoholmad how i know so much about unimportant things and almost nothing about important thingsmad how much envy i have of the boyfriends of girls i dont even like that much but because they dont hate me i wish i had them, even though i dont want them.
>>225462645it is now you're here
>>225462664I go where I'm needed
>>225462660how many photos is that
i dont like "bradley" avatar
Mousenonce thinks sacked tranny is spaino He also thinks spaino paid someone to be in sacked trannys youtube videos as a stand in for him He said all this on his twitch stweam
>>225462677180
>>225462660>i cant afford 100 pounds worth of film
>>225462663Didnt ask
it pie night
>>225462698bit steep isn't it
>>225462663didnt read most of it but kahteemersss anyway
no one:rorke playing with his imaginary /brit/ dolls: >>225462693
>EU warns online platforms over livestreaming US execution planned by Pentagon
>>225462636sign of healthy blood pressure that
Steam has a big banner for planet zoo 2 on the front page prominently featuring tigers, very poor taste given the recent events
>>225462748oi ere u got a loicense to watch that execueshun?
>>225462705compared to a £20 64gb sd card that you can fit like 2000 photos in RAW and jpeg on
>>225462749I very much doubt that given my addiction to everything that causes an early death
>>225462754The lad should have read this. Also been down wind of the tiger and had a gun
>>225462521legit female nonce? Didn't think they even existed
>>22546270555p per photo is a lot
>>225462810Reckon michael gove planted it there and called the police on her because she was going to dump him
Love it when you do basically fuck all all day long during toil from home and the one thing someone asks for with a sense of urgency at 6pm is the only thing you achieved all day
drove past the toilfu earlier and we both waved at each other and I had a big grin for the rest of the journey home, mad how a girl can lift your mood like that
alri
>>225462868maybe she crashed her car and died on the way home
>>225462868shut up
>>225462623>>225462659European 54.65% + Australian Ancestry 14.82% = 69.47%pretty far off 80% mate even including however many aboriginals are under that Aussie Ancestry bit. (UK is 83% white for comparison.)
>>225462217only black men of a certain age and charater can wear shirts like this
>>225462879why are you like this lad
dead now of course
>>225462868FONT
>>225462868ask her out lad
>>225462914thanks to woke
what was the deal with this pair then?
fallen in the charlie and the chocolate factory chocolate river and im drowning
It's literally impossible for me to make the first move with a woman.I just don't fucking get how you're meant to do it.
>>225462983couple of benders weren't they
>>225462521I was at an investment summit a few years ago for toil and went out into the gardens of the big country house it was being hosted at. Took my phone out to take a picture and suddenly realised Michael Gove was right there with an aide having a fag. He put the cig out (only just lit by looks of it) immediately and walked back in. Wanted to tell him I wasn't interested in copping a picture of him having a cheeky fag and it was alright but he stormed off.
>Visa application withdrawals for UK study rose to 10.5% in the first half of 2026, driven by high rates from Pakistan, Bangladesh, and Nigeria.>Many universities—including Sunderland, Chester, and Oxford Brookes—have introduced stricter compliance and paused or restricted sponsorship in high-risk markets.>This policy shift threatens university finances, as international student fees constitute about 23% of total incomeOh no! What will happen if the hallowed halls of learning like chester and oxford brookes cant get more nigerians and Pakistanis
>>225462988you tried saying hello?>>225462983you reckon they did gay bender incest bits coz they're gay
>>225462988just ask what her favourite crisp flavour is
>>225462988talk to her
>30 years old>never had a GF>never had sex without paying escorts>never kissed a woman who isn't an escort>no friends for 12+ years at this point>wasted 1000s of hours playing games/posting online>hobbies/interests are all solitary things>poor social skills>don't have the confidence to talk freely to people out of embarrassment and timidity in case I'm mocked or rejected>afraid to show my own personality around women>parents never asked me about a GF>filled with regrets and humiliation>only girl I ever confessed my feelings to, who I thought liked me, mocked me (this was back in school)>will never have a family of my own>relatives similar in age to me are starting families>assume every women I meet either isn't interested in me or has a BF/husband>constantly self-conscious and critical of myself>never had a female friend so I'm clueless about how to interact with women beyond basic conversation>tried using Bumble, never had a date>attached to an escort I've been seeing for the last 12 months
>>225463029reckon this works
>>225463015mad that we whore our institutions out to the third world in the first place
>>225462988Ask her if she likes stuff. Women love stuff
>>225463040ok
>phone up speculatively looking for work>and which university was it?>oxford brookes>uncontrolled laughter from the other end of the phone>hang up>phone rings>answer it>they continue laughing at me
Seriously though I'm really not confident on their chances of organising a billion 2026 Africans, these aren't the nobel warrriormen of the 19th century modernity has made them weak.They'd all turn up 2 hours late for every drill, suck their teeth when told to guard the munitions supplies and end up being blown up because they were watching tiktoks when they should have been manning the AA.Nah I'm giving it to the Europeans.
>>225463022
>kissing an escort
got the shoe gaze on
>>225463040try russia
>>225463064Simply say you attended Oxford.
got the poo gays on
>>225462868bet she was going to get blacked raw by her congolese lover
>>225461115Rate mine
>>225463120
>he doesn't kiss his escort
>>225462791>>225462815thats nothing compared to lenses, printing/enlarging, and framing let alone other costs like travel to shoot on locationfilm should be reserved for special shots anyway
>>225463157should've just measured her waist to get an idea, the fat fucking bitch
>>225463126Are these bugers on mashed potato?
>>225463176done that fat fucking bitch
>>225463176that's her done
>>225463176harpooned that whale
>Be past thirty years of age>Never have known a maid to call mine own>Never lain with a woman save by payment>Never bestowed a kiss upon a woman of honest station who was not of their profession>Have had no friend these twelve years and more>Have squandered thousands of hours at games of idle amusement and upon the writings of strangers>My diversions are all solitary pursuits, requiring neither companion nor company>Possess but the poorest gifts for conversation and fellowship>Dare not speak freely among folk, lest they mock me or cast me aside>Am too timid and ashamed to let my true disposition be known to women>My own parents have never once inquired whether I am courting>My heart is burdened with regret, shame, and the bitter remembrance of wasted years>Once, in my schooldays, I declared my affection for a damsel whom I foolishly believed to favour me>She repaid my sincerity with scorn and made me an object of ridicule>Am persuaded that I shall never beget a family nor maintain a household of mine own>My kinsmen, once my equals in age, are now taking wives and raising children whilst I remain as I was>Whenever I encounter a woman, I presume she has no liking for me, or else is already promised to another man>Am ever watchful of myself, finding fault with every word I utter and every feature of my person>Have never had a woman for a friend, and thus know not how to converse with them beyond the most common civilities>Did make use of the Bumble contrivance, hoping it might procure me a meeting with a suitable maid>Yet not a single appointment came of it>For these twelve months past, have grown tenderly attached to a hired companion whom I visit at intervals>She receives my coin, and I, poor fool, have come to cherish her>God alone knows whether she thinks of me when I am gone>Thus do I continue in loneliness, paying for such semblance of affection as I can obtain, whilst the years march on and the prospect of a household grows ever dimmer
supping an asahi
Nary a word
mental how many posters here post ai slopwhat is the point
>>225463083only time i went with an escort I came all over her fake tits, licked it all up, and spat it into her mouth
>>225463198Wanna know why they call it Asahi?
yeah mate nah ain't reading all that
using a kenyan's cocoa coomcylinder as a ruler in my architectural firm
glenn quagmire
>>225463216oh i know, thanks to you ;)
>>225463215corr
>>225463188forsook
no can't doi got an eight thirty res at dorsia
what's the word for a toilfu but it's a man
>>225463267toilfoden
in japan they use online video games instead of dating apps. street fighter, valorant, ffxiv. that's how you shag.
>>225463267"the man ive decided is also gay in my head therefore i will be sexually harassing"
>>225463198Grim
>>225463182Kek you're more intuitive than I am. I went to an expensive restaurant on my trip to Kosovo (that I can't stop boasting about) last week and was excited to get this dish. It's only when I finished half one the first one I realised they're just bloody Hamburgers, and not even some ultra high quality posh ones . They tasted identical to the ones you get at Tesco. MadMm
(8) i wanna be goodi wanna be bad i wanna have funi wanna feel desperate (8)
>>225463285hs
around 4 minutes left on my rice
>>225463263*does a little corpo jig*
dtfic laying down the bloody law today
Kosovans are something else
eating a pear
anally penetrating a pear
fodeypoppy make my willy so sloppy
Oh and it's not mashed potato it was their special cheese they blast in the oven. Got a big basket of nice bread to dip in, along with the beef juices that were mingling well. I was satisfied with that part of the meal
>>225463333UM x
>>225463083Shut your mouth. I haven't always done this
plate of cheese melted cheese for tea
>>225463307the balkans are chock full of legit lunatics
fodeypoppy fodeypoppy uh uh uh uh ~
Mmmong onamadone
>>225463188>God alone knows whether she thinks of me when I am gone:(
just walked past some drug mongs
fodeypoppy outside going UH UH UH
toasting in a epic bread
>>225463402s
>>225463395it would be abundantly clear if she did
was just outside having a j when some neek walked past i said hello but he just looked at the floor and made a weird noise
>>225463393scream i noticed him earlier, i swear he's the guy who uploaded his whatsapp chat with some girl from 2 years ago
foden shaking he batty for the thugdem
>>225463417In what way?She's asked me for book recommendations if that counts.
got served by a tall goth girl in costa and accidentally said thanks mum
>>225463472and a ching chong to you too my friend
>>225463380Yep, love it. I met this guy who was telling me his friend used to sell legitimate passports, he could do about 5 countries for you, the Kosovan one was the cheapest, and it was peanuts, I guess it was the easiest to do by far and who wants one of those hah. And a load of other stuff they were doing currently I won't mention. Even went to another guys house, I took pictures there, wish I could post them but I'm a man of honour.I had fun man. Good to get out of this nasty country as always
new phone, new shoes, new glasses, all in one weekfeel like one of those indian fellas showing off in the apple shops
>>225462953already did m9 going on a second date on sunday x
>>225463443girls who want a romantic relationship will make it known. you incel freaks never seem to understand this for some reason. if you're not receiving those messages then shes not interested so move the fuck on
>>225463497post creps
>>225463509>girls who want a romantic relationship will make it known.How
>>225463501corr get the bull prepped, bet you can't wait to be in that chair
Right well I'm a girl
>>225463519you dont need to worry about it pal.
NEW: A civil servant allegedly used remote working and sick notes to juggle five Government jobs earning almost £350,000Kashim Chowdhury was contracted to work 183 hours a week - more than the 168 hours in a week
>>225463198good lad
You'll know when a girl is interested in youIf you have to question it she's just being friendly
might invest in some fleece lined trackie bottoms, nice and cozy
>>225463537leftypol turning a blind eye to this
>>225463543ive heard "she makes an effort to be around you"i am a lowly incel so i dont know if that holds water
>>225463537the 'mass love their fraud dont they
>>225463537 about that cash him
Another nigga i liked at work fired That's like 3 in the last few weeks aloneWe're only ~100 total, what the fuck is going on
>>225463491sounds like a good but dodgy bastard filled holiday. how did you meet these reprobates?
>>225463542kingi remember your posts
>>225463537reckon i could quite easily do another job on top of my current one tbf
should I invest in poo?
get away from the door... NYIGGAH!
>>225463588purging the dissidentsdont worry they know youre harmless
>>225463612s
I fucked ur bitch btw
bruh
>>225463512nothing excitingpls don't "omds rorke" me
wanking to creepshots of my asian colleague's perfect asian feet
>>225463417>>225463509>you incel freaks>absolutely sexless advicewomen have no idea how to make anything obvious to a man. a woman can flirt overtly while meaning nothing by it and want to marry you while 'showing you' by avoiding you on purpose. if you like a woman just ask her out it's not complicated
>>225463640fuck sake rorke :/
>>225463537more like cashin
>>225463631should have just measured her waist!!!!! SHES FAT
nigga thisnigga thatnigga... pleaseso i just replied back like they were sayingAh, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Nigga…
>>225463631anything past 6'5 is gangly freak status unless they're also swole
>>225463536Not an argument
>>225463676https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkK1OH-BrkE
>>225463631Ya gotta hate foids
>>225459760>>225459760>>225459760
now make it larger
*rorke's and torke's*
>>225463640jesus christ rorke
>>225463589Reprobates hahaha. Didn't have to make any effort, as a foreigner you stand out like a sore throbbing clitoris. As soon as they spot you they say eyyy brother what are you doing here lol and then a conversation starts up. Very forward and curious people. Likely because there are no tourists. Opposite of the Japan effect when they'll probably sign and try and not make eye contact.I'll never get why people do pop holidays
>>225463731grow up ffs
>>225463640rorke you fucking stupid freak for fuck sake
>>225463640got the new look version of these, very comfy
tape measure is clearly way past 6'8"
need for speed: rorke's drift
>>225463802>>225463802
>>225463612Love this reference
>>2254635423rd best supermarket Japanese lager
