Unsatisfied Customer edition
mad how much of a waste my life ismad how lonely i ammad how i spend half the day thinking about how lonely i am and how much i've failed with women and friends etc in the pastmad how i'm almost 35 and this is my lifemad how i'm even alive like thismad how i've never had a relationship or sexmad how the only thing that i reliably enjoy is alcoholmad how i know so much about unimportant things and almost nothing about important thingsmad how much envy i have of the boyfriends of girls i dont even like that much but because they dont hate me i wish i had them, even though i dont want them.
posted it again award
Toasting an epic bread
im a jeepim a peugeot
>>225467560stop, she's too cute
i met godshe's a talking lion
Always seeing tributes to "RJ Mitte" instead of "RJ"It's "RJ Mitte" this "RJ Mitte" that
>>225467582
>>225467582mad how I thought of this exact same thing last night
ok lets see now >>225467540>mad how much of a waste my life isktim>mad how lonely i amktim>mad how i spend half the day thinking about how lonely i am and how much i've failed with women and friends etc in the pastktim>mad how i'm almost 35 and this is my lifektim>mad how i'm even alive like thisktim>mad how i've never had a relationship or sexktim >mad how the only thing that i reliably enjoy is alcoholktim>mad how i know so much about unimportant things and almost nothing about important thingsktim>mad how much envy i have of the boyfriends of girls i dont even like that much but because they dont hate me i wish i had them, even though i dont want themOH GOD KTIM
what does tim need an iphone for? got lots of mates to call has he
seething over how the therapist lady today was so dismissive and judgemental of me. fucking bitch
>>225467628wtf like a mirror haha
diego whats your favourite song from day and night
>>225467642How does that make you feel?
Reckon a lot of you would be much happier if you started a living dex on Pokemon
>>225467540Go to London, seduce a nigerian descent woman and bring her back to your village
ja ich haben pics of rj mitte ein cock in der arsch
mad how screaming in a niggers face
ich bin n-word
>>225467703scr
>>225467699i live in london already
>>225467714https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mIy71QLMP8
watching 70up. sad how life goes like that. still they all had interesting lives. and somehow none of them got on the booze or drugs. actually mental that all but 2 of them made it to 70
Just ONCE could these lousy football players let things go my way and win me lots of money??
A poo scream for all seasons
>>225467669something tragichow about you
>>225467777burning heart x
Crying because Europe is so beautiful
just found out men can lactate so now I'm scared of lactating
hmmm yes i know whats missing from my life. i need to play a gacha game
a poo can scream
might have some maltesers and a coffee
>>225467821think they call this truke (truth nuke(nuclear bomb))
>>225467810
the toil freaks do be going to sleepy sleeps lol
fishnets erotic
i love applying to jobs but i would never, ever, get one
new rainbolt video is out
>>225467880AHHAHAAH
a mew for all seasons
>>225467880they do it for the love of the game
anyone up for getting schizophrenically obsessed with someone
>>225467950Yeah go on then
>>225467880ktim(kek this isn't me)
How about them spurs then?
>>225468022that's what we said
>>225467999alright do you want to rape them or nah
>>225467761football betting is for mugs get on the horse betting lad
A day without kefir has reduced the quantity and horrendousness of my farts. Think if I want to reintroduce it to my diet it'll have to be smaller amounts. Every day is a school day.
>>225468049what about the beans though?
cant fucking stand fat people
>>225468043i want them to rape me
>>225468043Would prefer to know who it is before committing to anything
Out with the gf
>>225468049you are brown
>>225468103can I smash
Time for some Final Fantasy V :)
>>225468078Well I did have some lentils over the weekend so that could have contributed. Have been a bit light on bean consumption lately, I'll introduce them as a variable in my next experiment. >>225468108I am not you black nigger, you are
The Christian faith and Europe
>>225468125rorkes dad getting radicalised by a robot lmaororkes dad painting roundabouts because a robot encouraged him LOOOOLSo embarrassing
cant stand fucking fat people
>>225468125Wow
right well im going to cook lo mein and bake focaccia this weekend.
>>225468125Hey that's the lad with the wheelchair wife >>225468139Since I cut on the legumes and breads I barely ever fart
Got the camomile tea with locally produced raw honey on rotation. Maybe this will keep the panics at bay for one night.
fat people cant fucking stand
cant fuck fat people standing
>>225468159one sat next to me on the train today greedy bastard took up his whole seat plus half of mine
>>225468125mental how that is his take rather than belgium being 10% white (not sure if true 2bh). extreme mental illness
>>225468167Hell yeah dude!
>>225468139lentils wreak havoc on my gut if I have any I'll be farting non stop for 24 hours
Have to go to US for work soon and I just know there's going to be loads of fat cunts everywhere, got an internal flight also and will probably be sat next to some giant specimen
>going to cook lo mein and bake focaccia this weekend
Dogberg taking the piss
>>225467512it's over for the ukhttps://youtu.be/X7ZQSGCUe7Y
>>225468219Depends on the state. I go to California regularly and I see more fat people in the UK
>>225468209I actually hadn't considered that the lentils might have been the main source of the farts. I don't eat them that often, but I can't remember if I properly entered fart city on Saturday or Sunday
fat fuck cant stand
>ast thread was a Ruby one>this one has a picture of me in itSigh, cans?
>>225468253It's Michigan, I don't know anything about it other than Detroit and Flint so I don't really have high hopes
leftypol hates this
>>225468179I have the twinings chamomile and honey on the go at the moment
>>225468258legumes/starch in general are the main contributor of farts
>>225468125i really cannot stand musk
>>225468301AI
>>225468321I'm a teapigs purist but twinings is an established and trustworthy brand
Ugly crying because I believe in Europe and Christendom and The West and honor and courage and sacrifice and beauty
Going to watch pornography
>>225468125leftypol looks at that grim statistic and giggles like a mong because of the number of likes
standing fat, people can fuck
>>225468323Alright fuck it, tomorrow will be kefir and nary a single legume. Only got a couple of hours in the car with the wife so seems like a good day for further experimentation
just ripped my pants
>>225468203It’s not true
um .. dont know
Decided to stop having mental health tomorrow
>>225468363going to need to see your wanking license mate
>>225468382careful lad a black cock might get in there
>>225468387ok good. elon should take greater care then
remember when ruby collabed to create a book flavoured tea
another 15k bonus at work this quarter and i dont feel anything
>>225468404simply not possible to not have mental health is it
>>225468424give it to me
The nights are getting quite long aren't they
1year age difference between these two
SHE'S A SEXY SENORITA!
whitey's on the moon
right well you're just a demon in my head so why should I listen to you
>>225468447sorry mate its mine and i want it all
>>225468512Mad that he didnt bop it on the nose even once
>>225468527The Yemenis have a base on the moon
>>225468499didnt she have a baby in the last few years? didnt realise she was in her 50s
do black people really just book flights to every corner of the earth for the sole purpose of attacking people on public transit?Makes no fucking sense to me. Just watched a video of a homeless looking black guy putting someone in a headlock in Bucharest. How the hell did he get there? why go there? what's the point of this all?
>>225468430I'll let you know tomorrow
Truehttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/117435353994630003
bit chilly out lada
what does that have to do with brotish culture though
do yanks ever post about anything other than blacks and black cocks
>>225468639i try my best not to
>>225468639some like emma watsons poo
listening to drug experience inspired music
might start a new gimmick where i
>>225468639I'd rather they blogged about their day or talked about baseball
how do I stop being post-ambivalent about relationships
>>225468597fucking pooscream
love those videos of the indians doing backflips infront of white women expecting them to fall in love, much prefer the jeet aura farmers over ficki ficki vanta black rapists
>>225468664scrom
sweaty female footballers
>>225468597
>>225468685Doin a think
>>225468664terrifying
>>225468685me talking to claude at work
>>225468664what is cava bowl
>>225468597bizarre truth
Imagine what you could have done with all the time you have spent on 4chan, if only you had friends, and a wife or gf.
>>225468786decidedly unchill post
>>225468786I could be fluent in MandarinI could have travelled the world and the seven seas
>>225468786wouldn't have made a difference
might also make foccacia
>>225468786see >>225467540
>>225468800That is not real
doing my little gay stretches to get over my sedentary lifestyle
my life is grim and the future is unbearably bleak
>>225468831Yes it is
mad how just going for a walk can sort out your mental health
>>225468847
>>225468841Why do you say that?
>>2254687864chan is not the problem
>>225468756Bowl full of cava innit
you just can't win anymore
This is the immigrants' fault
>>225468786Wait till you find out i have 2 of the 3. It'll blow your i
>>225468893damn
>>225468786probably would've been more stressful, honestly
>>225468907
What was the last thing you did or said that had your mates laughing?
>>225468907The tiger immigrated here no?
>>225468835are you flexible enough to suck yourself
>>225468907remember when rorke was saying that a BAME carer neglected him and let him fall inrorke is a clown
>>225468931America an Australia were nations created by white people. English is an ethnicity. Hope this helps x
Called a snitch on the opps
>>225468933said nobody actually likes the taste of beer
>>225468949No
Need Emma Watson to shit in my mouth.
>>225468985beta male
whole world's fucked. but I will save it all.
bump
this, not immigration, is the true cause of britain's decline
>>225468995>>225468995>>225468995New
>>225468985Dan, shushman
My favorite English poet is Alfred Tennyson
>>225468985Bit like when that annoying little cuck youtuber told everyone he'd never made a woman cum. Embarrassing really.
>>225469012DTFIC
>>225469011>per personu realise importing mroe people while maintaing the same amount fo energy infraustrcutre will cause this to go down right
>>225468985ice cold spanish/mexican beer out of a bottle is quality on a sunny day
>>225469012madness
>>225469009How will you do that ?What's your plan ?
>>225468931will I become Chinese if I go to live in China?
>>225469039yeah quality mate
>>225468976No i don't remember
>>225469027ben shapiro?
Surely god could step in and prevent this sort of thing for his highest most loyal servant? What's the point in dedicating your whole life to god and he does fuck all for you and gives you cancer.
>>225469063If you go to mongolia you could quite possibly become a mongol
>>225468977>states created by white people.ftfy
>>225468985Does Guinness even have bubbles? Its a porter. Lager ruined beer for everyone
Out for an incel walk
>>225469039yeah i like corona a lot
>>225469058force the rich to redistribute their wealth at gunpoint
>>225468125I'm sure when his tweets get loads of likes the cope will be "the bot farm is back!!"
Will not post off topic postsWill not fall for baitWill not discuss politicsWill not discuss current eventsThis i do solemnly swear
>>225469092They eat alot of animal fat, I wanna go
>>225469110in fallujah
>>225469110nigga living in a counterstrike map
>>225469039never be tastier than fresh lemonade or orange juice or a naturally carbonated water like san peligrino or vichy catalan
>>225469011We have about 30million more people then then and no coal power
>>225469088That's the lil fella, can never remember his name
>>225469100>but saar i am upper caste saarrrrthese people are so pathetic and deserve every bit of discrimination they get
>>225469114The logistics of that are simply impossible Dat is like saying you are going to grow wings and fly to plutoBack to the drawing board with you
>>225469127Um! Xx
>>225469127just ummed myself
Ahhh the billionaires
>>225469100least insanely jealous and vindictive immigrant parasite
there's nothing wrong with being south asian
https://www.struttandparker.com/properties/anglethis welsh island with a Napoleonic fort is for sale lads. shall we all chip in and buy it?
Bet her farts honk.
>>225467560
mad how many people there are in africa but you never hear anything about them except the ones coming here. what are all the people in niger up to
Saw Ariana in the new meet the fockers film trailer
>>225469180Drafting a constitution for the provisional government as we speak
british pawgs
too low! terrainpull up! woop woop pull up! woop woop pull up!
>>225468985truke
>>225469193being nigers presumably
turns out tiger attacks happen all the time
>>225469193a lot of rape and shouting at each other probably
>>225469193Just minding their own business in their own country, as they should
>>225469193Getting mogged by ChadYou see what i did there ?
>>225469180corr looks lush imagine the peace and quiet with no biomass for miles. Will be buying that if I've won the euromillions tonight
Sunao ni I LOVE YOU! todokeyouKitto YOU LOVE ME! tsutawaru saKimi ni niau GLASS no kutsu wo sagasou!
… where's my new iPhone ? wearing my excellent glasses watching BBC news at one on BBC 1 on my tv via sky stream in home … – at Burnham, South East
>>225469238Sir William Chapman should be knighted and canonised in the Anglican church or something thoughbeit
love farting
>>225469269at first I thought he was doing the soy face but now I see he's copying scream on his excellent can on fanta zero sugar
>>225469193there's been a massive civil war in sudan for a while now but barely anyone talks about it
>>225468985Literally every taste other than sweet is an acquired taste. Just because it's acquired,doesn't mean it's false.
>>225469325The RSF are the bad guys
>>225469193they've been genociding each other in the millions for decades and no one gives a shit, especially leftypol types. no marches or protests for those children hacked to death with machetes
Mad how the Angolan capital Luanda is one of the most expensive places in the world for a white man to live
Dire straitsJust a great British band they wereTons of excellent songs
a smile would be nice
>>225469385my nan's favourite band, she plays them all the time so very nostalgic for me too
>>225469367it's arabs from the north genociding black africans in the south
>>225469091most intelligent atheist
Liberia doesn't allow white people to live thereIt's written in their constitution
mates mum is so fucking fit its unreal
>>225469412yes some conflicts in one area of that giant conflict involves that. well done.
>>225469091erm original sin and free will or something stupid like that causes cancer mate
>>225469425Good for them
Algeria is planning somethingSomething huge...
accidentally killed a spider :'(
ruby "pawg" granger
>>225469426i also have a mate with a fit mumalso the kind of woman who seems even sexier as she ages
>>225469429just admit that you were wrong, dumbass
Rorke getting dealt with by a strong, intelligent, independent woman
>>225469478i accept your concession
feeling really sleepy i go ni ni soon
Inselberg
very uneventful day
It's quite annoying when my ex teams up with her midget to annoy me
love it when you do a big smelly fart that relieves stomach pain
The key to not being a fatarse is not eating loads of chocolate before bed
>>225469494ok dont wake up
drinking alcohol
>>225469510But i love chocolate!
>>225469519theres really no need for that.
My ex keeps saying >never talk to me againwhy tf is she talking to me then
>>225469188is this lentils?
was in the bath there
>>225469193posting about arsenal on twitter mostly
>>225469534unfamiliar with this type of nigga
>>225469238turns out they have quite sharp claws
>>225469556me when I am in the city of Bath temporarily
you lot are not very welcoming I was scared to post when I first came here because of how nasty you are to each other
>>225469578
Have gotten like 4 rejection emails from companys i applied for today
>>225469564breaking news: african shithole beats paki shithole
>>225469585*rapes you*
>>225469564Woke Athletics Championships
>>225469585*stabs you in the neck*
>>225469592you x4 rejected
hungry but not enough to eat
>>225469534Warmly surprised that this didn’t end with him getting kicked in the face or sealed whole by a shark as I’ve come to expect from this thread
Dumplings for din dins it is then
>>225465942Sorry for the late reply£200 I just kept searching until I found one who seemed intelligent and nice
I Drink a big cup of warm milk and den I go ni ni
>>225469585*knees you in the bollocks and uses the momentum of you doubling over to jam my pint glass deep into your face*
>>225469622Swallowed fucking retardant phone
Remember Khalid Sheikh Mohammed?Here he is in recent years! What a glow up!
>>225469585*gives you a hug*
>>225469534>>225469586what type of dog is this
>>225469585*opens arsehole and anally swallows you entirely, completely enveloping you*
>>225469622Only positive things>>>/an/webm
>>225469646Sunnoid freakazoid
bookish gf 2027
farting into my bed
>>225467560wouldn't
>>225469661based anal vore fetishist
>>225469649Idk it's some sort of latam rat probably
at my funeral I hope one of you lads starts gaping and anally voring me
Business idea: Star Shrek
>>225469684deled this
ktim!!
Can't stop running to youFeel love coming through youAnd girl, with you beside meHold on, heaven guide meCause red light Spells danger
My ex is such a nuisance, she keeps thinking about me. I don't want her. She fills me with disgust. She basically stole all my clothes and I bet she still has them even after all these years. She won't move on! Get fucked I am not your one and only.
>>225469719he stole her pants
don't get a lot i'll save it for the next thread
>>225469743>>225469743
>>225469736bloggus onnus
terraforming my mattress with humongous farts
>>225468985yeah everyone is just pretending rorkeeverything you don’t like or understand is bad, and there’s a big conspiracy to pretend you see through it because you’re so smart
>>225469719this is a gay comicWOOP WOOP GAY ALARM!!!! GAY IMAGE POSTED!!!!
>>225469719this looks like it was made in 2006 but it can't possibly be with the reference to onlyfans
