bean edition
>scandle
*happy slaps you*
>be on an epic date with qt 3.14>talk about our favorite artists and bands>mine are queen and led zeppelin and pink floyd>her favorite "artist" is... justin bieber
>>225469765And her opinions on bacon ?
torke only buying german cars
terraforming my bedroom with humongous farts
>>225469765le ebin fail
>>225469762*tangos you in retaliation*
>>225469757imagine if someone had stuck supergule to the soles of their shoes and then a bulldozer just came crashing out of the background and completely fucking flattened them
>>225469765ROFL
think my wifi connection issues upon startup are caused by another microslop update, I remember there was a blue dot in the tray and then it was gone after I left my laptop for a night and the issues appeared around the same time. it must've installed itself on its own when I wasn't looking
why is he such a cuck
>>225469765so what
>>225469781I asked when the narwhal baconsShe didn't respond...
>>225469793They’d probably just take their shoes off
>>225469807theyd be in such a blind panic that they would fumble at trying to do so
>put solar farms and wind farms everywhere>wtf what happened to the birds
>>225469765>I'VE GOT A BIKE>YOU CAN RIDE IT IF YOU LIKE>IT'S GOT A BASKET>A BELL THAT RINGS>AND THINGS TO MAKE IT LOOK GOOD>I'D GIVE IT TO YOU IF I COULD >BUT I'VE BORROWED ITWow... truly profound songwriting there, Sydney...
contrary to popular belief, government plates is one of the best death grips albums
>>225469802fake and gay
Just seen a political post outside of /pol/ lads
here is ruby granger wearing a pair of childrens pyjamas she bought from M&S
>>225469765i'm an incel
pinkpantheress gives off big asexual vibes 2bh
>>225469791https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJbhfBAvccYwe used to be a real country
>>225469842Se acabo..
Chappell Roan officially breaks her silence on her upcoming second album>"There is no album. The second album doesn't exist"
>>225469840I could get those off her and shag her rotten.
>>225469840fucking bitch is sleeping again, is she?
>>225469840she's only 30teen <3 x
belly's gonna get ya
Willy got taken away from me due to neglect
>>225469821They build like there's no tomorrow. All these expansions they do on towns, villages and cities is destroying the countryside, where creatures actually live. Expansion is meant to be normal, but the rate these estates are built is frankly a crime.
-night shower-cake-bed (4AM)
>>225469861>I WANNA ROCK
>>225469898all to house millions of biomass parasites
tick follows tock follows tick follows tock
>>225469765zomgds tell her "make me a sammich" for the win!!!!
remember brokenwindowlad?dead now, died of hypothermia
>>225469826Arnold Layne, had a strange HOBBY
anon breaks his silence on having a stinky little willy
Dry Roasted is such a nice flavour of peanuts innit Why can't they make crisps in the aforementioned flavour
I strive to be that guy who is at peace with himself. You can just tell. That guy with that serenity, that inner peace.Then you have 5'8 Bob. The guy is tweaking, twitching, jumping around back and forth. Just look at his face. Can't stay still and calm for a second.
elden "nigga"
farting the night away
>>225469941we wuz tarnished n sheeit
>>225469765Like if you want to keep the spirit of rock alive
>>225469826only 24 when he quit music for all eternityi have done nothing
>>225469898Did you know that the green belt is the worst law in the uk because it prevents cities from being walkable? Some European sloptuber that got recommended to me told me so
>>225469921scream that's how it's sung alright
someone give me something to do
photo from the grim incel strolltonight's grim incel walk was particularly grim because i had to take my podcast out of my ear to talk to one of 2 identical balding 20 something year old men on bikes who came up to me and decided to involve me in a petty squabble. 1 of them accused the other of trying to stab him and wanted me to ring the police at which point i said theres a pay phone over there and then he said he had no money. he then started shouting at the other one about being a drug addict and they chased each other away on their bikes while continuing to shout accusations of alcoholism and drug abuse at each other and i walked away incellularly
Hamburgers from the local chippy aren't processed food. The sauces may be.
>>225469982wank
>>225469976This made me zesty foden uncontrollably
>>225469976bizarre post
>>225469976dont like this image
>>225469989why do incels like walking around at night so much
>>225469967People used to mature at a quicker pace back then. If he had been born around the same time as (You) he would have achieved nothing as well.
Lemme just cut up some red crazy wopbread like a fucking minestrip on me nice wooden cutting board then...Hold up... It's fucking ruined!!!! Me fucking cutting board is periodcolored ARGHHHH!!!!
>>225469840shall wank to this
>>225470020the darkness hides their patheticness
walking behind women at night
You cannot conquer Ireland
hahaha that crazy swedewhat will he post next i wonder
need a spooky gf for autumn
>>225470030verityscudcheers!
>>225469989there are no pay phones
hate it when there's a hair on your tongue you can't get
>>225470078there is absolutely a pay phone there i use it myself
SHE (WHAT DID WE DO THAT WAS WRONG)IS HAVING (WE DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS WRONG)FUN (FUN IS THE ONE THING THAT MONEY CAN'T BUY)SOMETHING INSIDETHAT WAS ALWAYS DENIEDFOR SO MANY YEARSSHE'S LEAVING HOMEBYE BYE
>>225470046ireland probably has the longest history of being conquered of any country on earth
>>225470090What do you use it for?
I like the late Barrett interviews where he's basically catatonic
>>225470106Bizzare lie
can you hear me dogs? i got your head in a fuckin vice anthony
>>225470110i go there in a big massive camelskin coat and rub one out underneath it while i call phone sex lines
>>225469970It's easy to build everything in a massive sprawl. UK is a very lazy, cheap country. The infrastructure is terrible. The materials used are hideous, it's a grim place to live because of it. It all looks very industrial whereas other countries consider the infrastructure to be important in maintaining character and pride. Why build multiple small towns when you can just build a sprawl with massive hospitals, massive schools, massive tesco. It's just very lazy.
>>225470139gonna cry?
>>225470118actually i can do you one better a bit of it is literally still conquered to this day
>>225470112love his gentle southerner accenta real proto-tim as it were
>>225470090I remember going to one with my mum in the 90s because we couldn't afford the phone bill
Been on a soup vibe recently. I love soup. Chicken soup mostly. It's quick to make, fairly cheap, usually it's over half vegetable with chicken stock so you're getting a lot of nutrients from that, which you don't from vegetable soup. Usually with seeded bread and some extra chicken for more protein. Tastes great. Soup might be the meta. Perfect slop to get all your nutrients in whilst keeping calories sensible.
>>225470046ive got furniture older than your country
>>225470169And england is conquered by africans and pakistanis stfu!
>>225470160This discussion is probably too advanced for you lil man. Stick to 'rorke' and 'raccoon girls'.
>>225469861Looks like Sophie's birthday outfit!
Hibernophobia is a mental ilness and the only cure is a straight jacket
>>225470216bizarre projection
>>225470216rorke seething
>>225470202You never been to Dublin have you
>>225470196corr
>>225470196Nice, its not slop though
>>225469989Take a lesson from my little brother. What you do is nod along attentively pretending to listen then interrupt as if you've got some wise advice that will solve it. Then say "it sounds like that's your problem, not mine." Then say "okay?" As if you've 100% sorted out their problem for them.
imagine drinking that goop that kills the cartoons in roger rabbit phwoar
Corporal Clegg had a wooden LEG
>>225470232London is 70% non white Zip it!
>>225470196more of a broth man myself
>>225470202youve been done. ive had to do ireland for it but ive done you. 800 years of being done
>>225470139what kind of ESL are you
>>225470252>I’ve never been to Ireland Average american paddy
going on a minincel walk cos im bored
cody o'malley pretending that he's irish again
Get bopped, sunshine
mind has gone blank and im feeling strange like nothing is real
>>225470303He'll be fineJust needs to walk it off
any of you ride bicyclesdo you go on bicyncel rides
>>225470317Have some soup
£20 a cocktail madness
where are these catatonic syd interviews did fat mental syd do any?
>Nigel Farage says he would give Donald Trump the Chagos Islands in return for silence on the Falkland Islands >"I’d have gone in and said, ‘Right, you know what, mate? Chagos, it’s yours... in return, just please stop talking about the Falkland Islands"It’s like he doesn’t want to be elected
>>225470317you’ve escaped the matrix
65 calories per 100g of soup. 250g of soup is usually more than enough. A slice or two of buttered seeded break.
Keep seeing more political posts outside of /pol/
>>225470339Simply give them our bargaining chip. That'll do it
>>225470353if it bothers you that much why don't you just fuck off back to cum
>>225470368lad second from the left knows he has the shittest outfit, can tell by his face
>>225470196I like frying up chicken thighs then pouring water over them and leaving it to reduce for 40 minutes or so, then taking then taking the chicken out and softening up some veggies in the water then eating it as soupA nice hearty soup and some shredded chicken to put it my sandwiches for the rest of the week
>>225470395Guy on the far left obviously has the shittest outfit
>>225470339No he didn’t Be quiet
Just cooked up 10 mini onion bhaji'sFucking peng as
life without a woman in it is so shit, youre left reading psots about soup and chicken broth on a fucking anime imageboard
>>225470431better than half the shite foids come up with
To me, it look like a leprechaun to me. Who else seen the leprechaun say yea!!
>>225470431squeamn fucking state of it
>>225470388/cum/ is nothing but political posts as well
>>225470431i do this
>>225469856oh man is that why they call this guy tangoyour culture is making so much more sense its all coming together for me like a puzzle
>>225470431Soup is a real mans topic to discuss
>>2254704742:18
I want to have a wank but I just showered
>>225470339>It’s like he doesn’t want to be electedHe doesn'tHe's containment whose objective is to undermine the right in this country
>>225470474lol get fucked fag, we have 24/7 loser jannies
>>225470328No idea but I want to see the gay sextape of Douglas P. of Death In June
>>225470506
>>225470511well the thing to do there.. is to wank again, then go in the shower and go again ;)
all me
>>225470431And what fascinating topics would you be debating if a woman were by your side oh normal one
Grow up girlie!
>>225470426https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/10/13/badenoch-farage-offer-to-give-chagos-to-trump-humiliating/
No, Carly Rae Jepsen does not do a JOI (Jerk Off Instruction) countdown in any of her songs.Her discography consists of mainstream, PG-rated pop and dance-pop music centered around themes of romance, heartbreak, and nightlife (such as "Call Me Maybe", "Run Away With Me", and "Emotion"), rather than adult or fetish audio content.
>>225470576just the fittest age for a woman by far isn't it
You ever been stuck in a workplace where it seems everyone is an annoying loser cunt?What sort of shit luck is that then. Fml
>>225470431>life without a woman in it is so shit, youre left reading psots about soup and chicken broth on a fucking anime imageboardif you had a girlfriend or wife or whatever living with you, you'd do the same things as now. you'd not fuck her for weeks and she'd be in the other room doing whatever it is that girls do in their free time what while you're doing the same thing as you're doing now posting about soup or whatever.
>>225470594Clue needed asap
>>225470569i wouldnt be debating anything id be having sex and cuddling while watching nonsense on telly while the oxytocin flowed through my body
she is fit though
>>225470606know nowt you
never denied she was fit but she does need to grow up!
>>225470581yo why does that island look like africa
>>225470619I want her to do that to me
what does that even mean
Why is it so easy to find pelvic stretch routines but not foreskin stretches
you need to learn to read if you don't understand that
>>225470640are you a babys
>>225470619beautiful...
what do you even mean grow up like shes got a husband and a baby what do you want from her
m*vie
got to stop displaying your tits at 40 years old
*slaps the bass*
Seen a lot of tiktok videos of people saying that their youth has gone by in a flash and now they're in their 30s or late 20s and haven't done anything whatsoeverThese are the people whose parents failed them by letting them doss about in school or enrol into meme degrees in university
>>225470637INFOOOORMAYAPUTDASNOWMANONDISPLAYYYYAND LICKA BON BON DOWN
eh mon slappa da bass mon
tex mex dip is so lush
wonder what a communal /brit/ bass would look likeprobably smeared in poo haha lol shriek scream a poo screaming
>>225470617She’d tell you she’s too tired for sex but would still find the energy to argue over you leaving a plate at the bottom of the sink without washing it up
>>225470431scr
>>225469633can you post a picture of a girl that looks similar to her?
>>225470699what do you expect them to have done the einsteins and hitlers are 1 in 100 million most people go through life farting around and when theyre gone its like they were never there
>>225470718would she mate? thanks for telling me what your imagined gf for me would do
why should she.
>>225470718>She’d tell you she’s too tired for sex but would still find the energy to argue over you leaving a plate at the bottom of the sink without washing it upif a woman does that she should be raped by her husband inshallah
>>225470601why? why not fuck constantly into old age
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9hcJgtnm6Q1:08 Most replayed
>>225470699I went straight into work after school and moved out at 19 and still wasted my 20s unless you think paying extra goytaxes is a youth well spent
>>225470431I'd do this with a woman
Just because you want to wank to her lovely tits it doesn't mean she should get them out
rorke standing on dungeness beach with his handheld catapult launching rocks at immigrant boats
...
>>225470799ktim
stimgooning
cant be arsed to go to bedmgiht sleep on the sofa x
