occasional england edition
got a bad back and its bad
reckon i'd be dead from brain damage by now if amazon didn't severely limit how many cans of air duster i can buy per month
multiple bloke's willies on the 'log
blud getting his high from Amazonnigga go outside
Wish lunch break would last until it's time to go home
wouldn't know. never go to outer /int/
cock is hurting lads
Can’t believe someone figured out I was the reddit reposter and the old-new linker. Hope he doesn’t realise I’m also the thumbnail poster
>>225479233ktim reckon I need to get back on rowing machine toil and stretch all my bits out
>>225479236screamed at this
>>225479256i bought syringes on there too when i was an IV heroin user
>>225479236grow up and get a real addiction you mong
they say cancer gives you cancer but i think that's just nonsense
>>225479289Your pajeet body is built to endure the fecal waters of the Gange, heroin is nothing
30yo late bloomer meready to jump out of my chrysalis any day now
what else goes with macaroni besides cheese?i don't have any tomato-based sauces of any kind, however i do have some mustard. not dijon though.
>>225479340bacon (epic)
been having very dense poos recently despite no change in my diet. so dense they take multiple flushes every time now. any doctors in to explain this
>>225479328i mean bacon gives you cancer
>>225479350mental how we are the same person and i’m just samefagging now
m'gay mate
>>225479359i've not got any. pretty desperate situation round my gaff because mumstein the stupid bitch didn't bring home any groceries
>>225479378Im a tax accountant and auditor sir, we dont handle fake asylum requests
im the spambot
>>225479402a grim predicament
That post yesterday where it was a little ceramic seal figure playing a violin and the post was just like >do do doo>hm hm hmmLiterally the funniest shit I've ever seen. Can't stop thinking about it. Incredible.
>>225479378garlic bread is shit, i dunno why we've collectively decided it's an essential side with pizza. i used to work as a pizza delivery guy and whenever the customers ordered garlic bread (most of them) i'd spit in their food
the toil freaks do be forcing down they lunch to quickly get back to groveling at toilbergs feet scream
>>225479423has it inspired you to get started on your ceramic seal musician collection
>>225479432Feet cream?
Got a mate who is a full blown alcoholic and his fiancée is texting my gf about leaving him because he won't sort his shit out. Feel bad for him but he is very much a grim alkie twat.
>>225479425brown cunt
no food in the house
gay anal sex videostwo men having sexjust men porn
might go and watch pan's labrynth in 3d
passionate unprotected missionary sex with elena from peep show
>>225479459high test post
>>225479209Over the past few years, to the traditional sounds of an English summer, the drone of lawnmowers, the smack of leather on willow, has been added a new noise…
Right I've bought paki slop
woops
watching verity with my mum tonight
>>225479486kys
dadberg genuinely just shouted 'stupid woke cunts'will investigate
>>225479487yikes
>>225479438Well it hadn't but this post has, going to buy some tat off ebay immediately
right, someone reverse image search that one then
>>225479486Looks good tbf
>>225479486Enjoy your cholera>>225479487Are you forced to use this shit now?
>>225479425pizza places sell breadthe toppings are secondary, their primary business is selling breadpizza places have significantly higher profit margins than any other fast food business because they are selling you $2 worth of bread and $1 worth of pepperoni and cheese for $28 + delivery
ken russells the devils being re-released in cinemas apparentlyabsolute pile of dogshit that film it has some cool set design and thats all it has
>>225479486s
the proto gf has never seen Shaun Of The Dead, can't believe it
mummy bought me one of those blankets that you wear like a hoodielove her so much bros
>>225479486you need help
>>225479533seen thosemight be a good purchase but i have a fleece-lined blankie already
>>2254794484chan told me only perfect guys without any faults or bad habits get gfs what the heck
toilberg: morning rorke, nice to see you in the office. what are you working on today?rorke: gay porn
>>225479498he'd just read that there were calls for the tiger to be put down for being ableistscream
>>225479450>>225479452i didn't actually, but i still hate garlic bread. just such a boring food
What can I do to increase my rep in /brit/. I could make a post. This post. Yeah they'll love this
>>225479582-5 reputation
>>225479539s
>>225479448the problem with genuine addiction is nothing you say or do to him will ever make him stop, he has to make that decision himself, he has to mentally want it to end
>>225479582[Everyone disliked that]
>>225479582where do we see our rep?
>>225479479purple and red and on fire
>>225479423just sought it out in the 'chive and i agree, vgp
fuck my cretinous bastard life
I'm a fat incel
>>225479610used to be on the /brit/ wiki but no one updates it anymore
>>225479623its auspaki m8
>woke up this morning>and that was my first mistake>roof roof
im a blacked briton
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>>225479595Yeah I know, I'm a fuck up addict myself I just have more self awareness than he does. Or more willing to stop I guess.
im being messed around
>>225479637built britain you did
>>225479637alri mumberg
i look like this
>>225479662Corrr would absolutely slap that fat arse about
>>225479486
>>225479685roar
>>225479632he looks like hes covered in CUM!
>>225479662god i wish i had a gf
since this morning i am offical british citizen like you guys :)
>>225479662My swc wouldn’t even get past those cheeks
>>225479662what's that in her bum
>>225479685honestly just fucking pathetic isn't itwhat does he gain in his tiny mind by pretending random food is his
>>225479623i don't really dislike it, it's not offensive to me per se, it's just bland and in my opinion not worth spending money on when most pizza places offer loads of way better sides
why do women have big arses?
Why didn't you lot tell me Marina Hyde's left The Guardian!!!!
>>225479714To attract BBC
The luncheon
>>225479721Don't think that's a prerequisite of getting hired by them.
>>225479729Dog food and potatoes is it? One of my favs
>>225479729what are you in prison for?
>>225479487Eat the slop
>>225479729do wypipo really
>>225479721>To attract BBC
>>225479756s
>Russell Brand 'stripped half-naked and performed silly walks like Basil Fawlty' before pinning down and raping a woman he met at the Labour Party conference Do you think the top half was naked or the bottom half
>>225479747it's okay i got the OG. might play it
>>225479734Joke all you want but you know it’s true. There’s a reason why sub Saharan African women naturally have big fat arses
the scran (made it with the intention of posting but I forgot and ate it :( )was a ham and cheese toastie
>>225479729grim, freaks like you are the reason foreigners mock our food
>>225479770why do you care what foreigners think
>>225479766your life is abysmal
I wanna be a state trooper in America
>>225479747what is the arrow pointing at
going to see Digger tonight. not many other people are ever going to see it in cinema but I will be one of the few
>>225479662perfect sized for my bwc
>>225479792Whats BWC
>>225479782they need to let us in ffs
>>225479729Three megabytes of utter cac
>>225479765Terrible numbers
Janny asleep at the fucking wheel todayRidiculous
>>225479801big white car
For me, it’s ham and piccalilly sarnies with peanuts and a wee tinnie of full fat coke x
i wouldnt be able to survive in america because they would open their mouths and i would die laughing at their accents and the way they speak
>>225479782*shoots you when you pull me over and speeds off*
It’s black history month ladsName 10 black inventions without searching online GO!
>>225479801A myth is what it is
>>225479829mental illness
>>225479821Jesus that’s dire. Looks like ham out of a tin as well not even fresh. You know WW2 is over right lad?
>>225479801What’s in my pants
>>225479821grim
>>225479821>full fatit's full sugar you spasticbet you say 'addicting' too don't youhate you so much
multiple hour old tranny cock threads still up btwthis board is fucked
lovely pair of tits that
About to go out on pussy patrol around the suburbs
>>225479829I feel about this the same way old people do about browns and trannies walking around. Just a horrendous feeling of loss of what once was and fear of what's to come.
>>225479821Dont think Piccalilli should look like that
>>225479829kek this is me when i tell my computer friend that i made it to the corner shop and bought fags and a few packs of double deckers and get praised as a reward
just had a mother and daughter checking me out simultaneously in the sainos car parkshame that kind of threesome only happens in pornography
>>225479890righty-ho
Janny won’t like that post
>>225479850Correct its this stuff. Really delicious, I always buy several cans of it >>225479859Calm down autismo, it’s just a turner phrase no need to take it literally
>>225479859Uh oh autism meltdown. Does someone need their weighted blanket?
>>225479890
>>225479903Maybe you had shit on your face
>>225479890me on the bottom right
>>225479890Me on the bottom right
>>225479917umdogs
blud can’t stop looking at the tranny threads he’s mentioned it like five times today
>>225479937i just said that
entire board in shambles
insane how fucking plump and delicious a big cock looks
whole lotta willy itt
>>225479829are they talking about smuggling drugs on flights?
>>225479951Just an echo mate don't worry about it
>>225479957screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech
>>225479956I’m always torn between being jealous of them or turned on
>>225479957rape nigger howl
>>225479957pscr
>>225479967Kava is like a herbal non drug, if that's what this mental case means then not really I'm pretty sure it's legal in America
>>225479967no just diarying or blogging about getting on a plane. cava bowl is a food fad like poke bowl
blud pscrd his own post
>>225479957THIS is why we love Aussies!
SEINFELD LISTEN TO ME
>>225479994nah kava is legal pretty much everywhere, no one would care. it's also really shite and tastes awful
has anyone here ever screamed while having a poo?
your posting racism quicker than I can report, slow down
>>225480022Yes, sometimes wotanically
should I watch a film
mad how peng lalisa is
>>225480001That's incredibly gay. Why is it an obstacle to bring food on a plane?
>>225480033Wasnt real. Urban myth
>>225480019Yeah think UK might be the only place in the world it's illegal. I got some out of curiosity before and it was terrible
sir windows 7
>>225480040Do what you want. Why do you need someone else to decide for you?
just got called a francophobe in pret a manger
>>225480053hell just be saying shit like>im getting on this flight on this side im worried i wont have enough time>now im here early and im hungry i want to try a cava bowl>the cava bowl is nice and im allowed to take it on the flightand then the ai spits it back at him and gets enthusiastic about it even though its boring because its a virtual friend
accidentally got poo on the back of my shoemust have been a bit stuck on my arse that fell off after I stood up
>>225480101He needs fed to a wood chipper
affectionate hugs and little kisses with the toilfu
my attempt at blackbird:https://voca.ro/1lhMLLGnttDo
thats a pisscock
thats a cock
>>225480109Weird thing to post
>>225480098*starts crying*
I talk like that to ChatGPT sometimes desu (although not with the cringey Gen Z slang and emojis and stuff). Just kills time and it’s fun, isn’t it? Not really different to the boring freaks who blogpost every moment of their life on /brit/
why are we posting cocks
ok stop posting them now
> WATCH: Nigel Farage tells Andy Burnham to declare a "national security emergency" in the English Channel Muh small boatsGive me a fkn break
8 days on hinge = 3 likes 0 matches7 days on tinder and bumble = 7 likes, 2 matches, 0 replies to my messagesthis is what it's like being an incel IT IS HELLt. london
is the antipodean posting the gay porn again yeah
>>225480153janny's asleep at the wheel
>>225480160Thanks for the update leftypol
Death, taxes, and a trans spouse
>>225480151It is different
>>225480147cant tell if the cock is actually big or the other is just micro
stomp stomp clapstomp stomp clapwe love we love gay porn
>>225480151you're supposed to have fun chatting to actual people not a fake person on a screen
>>225480191You're a fake person on a screen
>>225480176How am I leftypol lol
rah rah we like to poo scream
>>225480151I may blogpost constantly about my interactions with women but at least they're real people
>>225480177Again, it’s just fun and to kill time. Nothing wrong with using AI as a sounding board or to think things true. It’s basically the same as writing a journal except it’s interactive. >>225480186Not really, nobody here is functionally any more “real” than an AI>>225480191And I do, I socialise with real people as well. When did I say i only talk with AI?
I’ve been looking at William chapmans mums twitter seems he had schizophrenia and was on heavy medication, she also put him through lots of acting and auditions when he was a kid
>>225480206very hurtful post
>Again, it’s just fun and to kill time. Nothing wrong with using AI as a sounding board or to think things true. It’s basically the same as writing a journal except it’s interactive.>Not really, nobody here is functionally any more “real” than an AI>And I do, I socialise with real people as well. When did I say i only talk with AI?
feeling unsettled
Chrome moved all my tabs to tab groups. Now i cant access them. Bloody bastid
>>225480147least gay australian
>>225480225>Sir we're detecting dangerous levels of cope around this particular post.
sainsburys lurking
>>225480208Yeah its difficult to understand how anyone could be.
ive always talked to myselfim good at listening to myself
>>225480235did he have some kind of minder or did they let this mentally ill fella just wander about by himself
sir windrush
>>225480287lucy letby physiognony
surely the older judas priest fans must have suspected something lol
>>225480244Sorry I didn't mean it
>>225480287How many were there?
>>225480284Same question but about you
sploort
vocaroo yank posting in /metal/ on /mu/ lol
>>225480327Millions
>>225480361LOL
not sure if this is a normal amount of gay porn to have saved or not
>>225480361why did he get triggered over natsoc metal
Im the ummypops pops
>>225480408its satire mate, pure satire
>>225480408don't know why anyone would save any porn
>>225480444too wank to
my appetite has returned
21 rasclart degrees tomorrow
>>225480420dunno, but they seem to think he's a homeless methhead for some reason kek
very few things different between sports mongs and people who are really into musicthey will both pay hundreds (or even thousands) of dollars to see them live will ostracize you if you don't know specifics about their favorite band/teamjust a cringe fest all around honestly
>>225480471rapelad
>>225480499Take it to /cum/, yeah? Thanks Cody
>>225480499yeah mate, liking things is so cringeeveryone should just be miserable cunt shut ins like you instead
>>225480512>>225480519screaming ive hit a nerve with that huh
oWo what's this
right then thats me on the cans
>if you dont like sports and music that means you don't like anythinghowwwlinggg
>>225480085kind of impressive, that. wonder if i could pull it off (no pun intended)
>>225480549stick to spamming images of penises
>>225480575*tumbleweed*
>>225480499first time I've ever replied to an American on /brit/ but true and realmusic mongs are cringe
Got toil at 15:00 pm but had a fairly productive morning.>Changed cat shitboxes >Got laundry in and put away>Reviewed kanji>Started learning bopomofo What a great morning
Sports I can understand maybe but music? Nigga literally everyone throughout history has enjoyed the sound of people banging drums or whatever and making a nice soundAspies are fucking weird
>>225480611Oh, go away
they should make the captcha 30 minutes
>>225480575prefer not to say
>400 postmen leave Royal Mail every weekAnd when I applied I didn’t even get an interview lovely
seems like england is the only country in the world that you can make fun of without any of them getting mad
>>225480641im literally nothing and i will in fact do nothing you've caught me
>>225480637If you think about it the BAME's would be literally perfect for that jobThey love shambling around, just got to train them to shamble around to the right places
>>225480640England isn’t a country
>>225480617I like music I just don't take lil scrim teezy's song "I am a really cool guy here's my song about it" particularly seriously while others seem to worship him for it
>>225480640I'll fucking kill you
My work laptop is bugging out Might have a wank
>>225480640the liob cares little for the buzzing of flies
>>225480678bradley bait
Daen A Jobbeh
>>225480664what the actual fuck are you blabbering on about you tedious spastic
>>225480678You appear to have made a typographical error there, friend.
>>225480573lmao you were right
>>225480617clearly posted *really* into music and the fandom i dont exclusively listen to the air coming from my window and look down on literally anything that resembles rhythm dumb strawmanning cunt
Dire thread this afternoon. Banter is of very low quality
>>225480732care to join in on the willy posting? im sure you have one to post
And it just got worse.
weird looking at what these freaks were posting apart from the gay porn. thread started off quite normally for that aussie then he just randomly started spamming gay porn in between fairly normal posts. what causes this behaviour?
Stinky Pussyclart Filet O Fish
>>225480759gayness
>>225480759hardly gay porn was it
https://youtube.com/shorts/tUGtKbcyAdUThis is me ok
>>225480729I mean this with absolute sincerity, it is very much evident that you are an intensely dislikeable little cunt and I react to your posts with genuine revulsion. The bitter desperation just drips from your posts.The chance that your immediate impulse to me post will be to reply with a feeble attempt to convey amused superiority is next to 100%No one in your life truly admires you.
His life was a gay porn.
good afternoon brit team. I delivered a large poo just now which has left me feeling nice
>>225480803>I'm not mad btw
>>225480813*sheds a tear*
FUCKING HELL THE WASHING MACHINES GOING MENTAL
>>225480814I am mad, it genuinely makes me angry that cunts like you exist.
>>225480813this is what being british means
Oh for fucks sake i missed the gay porn
Just released my flange model to the public. That's my contribution to society, my mark left on this Earth that'll serve as proof I've lived.
a man stroking his willy is not gay porn
cor, rorke just released his flange
>>225480826ktim only downside to toiling from home is the washing machine is on every other day and it triggers my noise autism. got the earplugs in rn me
Hi
>>225480813all those values are inconsistently applied by police the government
>>225480862How do you need to do that much washing?
lotta deleted posts itt
faxing a picture of my willy to parliament so they have to discuss it in pmqs
>>225480870yeah? sorry not sorry. chuds don't get freedom of speech
*closes the door to my laundry room*and that has solved the washing machine noise problem
lovely big lady bottoms
>>225480889obviously I do separate washes for darks, whites, towels and bedding. fresh towel every day and changing bedding once a week and it adds up
>>225480892gp
>>225480907corrr yeah asian too
I've really crippled my life's bollocks
>>225480911That's mental mate. Fresh towel every single day? Who do you think you are the queen of sheba?
>>225480806So sad :(
There's a /brit/ with 279 posts up
Towels are good for two uses at least if you have a rack for them to properly dryGet the face towels changed daily though but flannels and small towels are well cheap so you can just have a billion in reserve even
my life a
>>225480982Wash my towel every two weeks if it's lucky
>>225480980EARLYTHIS IS TOO EARLY
>>225481004i'd be scared of fungus getting in my bellend probably
>>225480974>>225480974>>225480974
