roy edish
>>225487610ask her if she wants a foot massage
woy of the wovers
thoughts on swarthy women?
>>225487653looks a bit like me
A Gloucestershire cottage under the Cotswold Hills by Helen Allingham
>>225487635cant remember but i assume i just woke up and couldnt get back to sleep for a bit so i did some cleaning or washing up or something then got tired again and went back to sleep
>>225487610can't imagine this feel me. really like chatting with my parents, they're good laughs and always interested in what i've been up to.
Why is he talking to himself?
the recs
how do I find job
>>225487694Problem is I don’t get up to anything
>>225487724its very difficult
bradders hatrick
>>225487724you've got an arse haven't youget to work
>>225487724yhe binble
>>225487728same here lad I have nothing to talk about with the 'rents mostly
>>225487716
right well I guess I have no other choice*starts vigorously twerking in public*
Syria, Venezuela, ukraine, all nations that have been crucified much in the same way the son of god was crucified at the behest of the sanhedrin and full of judas iscariots who received their 30 pieces of silver for their betrayal
>>225487741aerith poster in the mud!
imagine if you had lips for a bum hole and every time you farted you whistledimagine that
my arse is nice and plump
>>225487792said this down at the local spastics centre did you?
ate 12 fish fingers
>>225487792Not really true at all though
nth for the gyaldem
>>225487811nohe posted it here instead of /cum/
Gth for the wingwong
LEWIS LAenjoyable match
>>225487842umm*
gwarn lewis
>>225487842forgot the pic of an ugly tart
>>225487843jeremy clarkson
>>225487843but i thought only evil right-wingers ban books
bra7-1 it
>>225487885yes correct
Delish that was
>>225487837it’s true of venezuelait’s partially true of syria, but the lowest iq most violent dregs of their respective societies (islamist radicals and neo-nazis) also played a role
>>225487882peter stringfellow
right
>>225487912No not really if you think about it though
>>225487912syria and ukraine*
let's make this the best /brit/ ever!
>>225487896far-right provocateur Keir Starmer
eating three large bananasgone off the deep end, mefallen off the wagon
>>225487912
they banned my books because i kept donating to ISIS
Ah yes my favourite activity after work: spending half an hour unbending coat hangers to unclog the toilet I've dropped a diabolical shite in
it over
>>225487948didnt say he was far right but keir starmer is by any measure right wing
right so I just finished wanking and it was good so when can I do it again?
>>225487885leftoids think that all the western governments are 'fascist'
>>225487966why don't you have a plunger lad?
saw a rustlers kebab in tesco after toilhad i been a tad more steaming it would have been purchased but that is for the weekend i think
>>2254879662 apples a day will see you right big man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnqT8oNhk-Aextremely delicious song if i do say so myself xxxx
>>225487983
>>225488006peak runtslop that
Bloke who had sex with this thing is the one who really deserves prison tbqh
>>225488006son
was he right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg6GuFOLtW4
>>225487716>surviving for 24 hours on one quidHow is that even a challenge, just get a loaf and some pate from the Lidl and sleep in a shelter
My tummy hurts
Ladies and gentlemen, its rorke!
what's the most fucked up kind of genre that you enjoy?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWgIZS-CJQg&
>>225488099try old prodigyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw
>>225488081believe it to be merely a foil to allow for shenanigans and comedy
>>225488099black metal i suppose
>>225488132oh i'm well aware of the prodigyfor me it's the album they did in the 90s with charlie like dnb
>>225487983the right wing recognised a palestinian state? thats cool
the watch
>>225488132that is new prodigy lad come on now
No, Carly Rae Jepsen does not have a Fansly account and she has never created JOI (Jerk Off Instruction) content.Any links or websites claiming she has a page on Fansly (or similar platforms) are fake, malicious phishing sites, or spam. Her actual, verified presence online is limited strictly to standard music and social media platforms.
>30 years old>never had a GF>never had sex without paying escorts>never kissed a woman who isn't an escort>no friends for 12+ years at this point>wasted 1000s of hours playing games/posting online>hobbies/interests are all solitary things>poor social skills>don't have the confidence to talk freely to people out of embarrassment and timidity in case I'm mocked or rejected>afraid to show my own personality around women>parents never asked me about a GF>filled with regrets and humiliation>only girl I ever confessed my feelings to, who I thought liked me, mocked me (this was back in school)>will never have a family of my own>relatives similar in age to me are starting families>assume every women I meet either isn't interested in me or has a BF/husband>constantly self-conscious and critical of myself>never had a female friend so I'm clueless about how to interact with women beyond basic conversation>tried using Bumble, never had a date>grown attached to an escort I've been seeing for the last 12 months but I won't get to see her again until January at the earliest and I want to tell her how I feel but I'm worried she'll reject memy life fucking sucks
>>225488036yeahthis is the kinda stuff i fucking love when steaming
sup zogbotie
>>225488170cannot comprehend what thoughts you could possibly have about it
>>225487984>According to some studies, 18-year-old males have a refractory period of about 15 minutes, while those in their 70s take about 20 hours.[16] Although rarer, some males exhibit no refractory period or a refractory period lasting less than 10 seconds.[17]
>>225488195sup mouldie
>>225488099https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhbez6OpfkIi like ugly sounding vocals generally
>>225488161Its a tradition
my refractory period is like 5 hours nownot good
the menagerie of mongoloids (my cat and dog)
>>225488195have never read this post and never will no matter how many times it reposts it
>>225487653this one I like a lot
friend has a very gay and cringe sense of humour but it helps him with girls because they're unfunny in the same way
have you ever used the word "fizzog"?
>>225488231vs modern woke version
>>225488114x
nooo why wasn't i a better TV dad to my TV son
think my delivery will indeed be delivered tonight
why is fedora the only good linux distro
>>225488400i use sir linux mint
bit drunk
>>225488410same larneed a fucking bump of cocaine
>>225488194not any more matehttps://github.com/Wan-Video/Wan2.1
Just got home from work and seen bossman’s popped a 40% off voucher through my letterbox along with his new menu. I smell a munchie box coming on x
mad how after 12 fish fingers you could still eat more fish fingers. if i ate 12 sausages i'd feel rough but a dozen fish fingers down and i could easily put away 6 more.
>>225488434yeah i bet you love stick long cylindrical objects down your gobgagging for it
very slow this evening!
>>225488372was a very soulless statement
going to watch The Leopard (1963) and drink wine
right thats me on wank watch
>>225488476sc
american banter is sooo bent
>>225488473looks boring that
>>225488404Never liked cinnamon that much and I don't see why you wouldn't just use it on Ubuntu or Debian. Then again, you do you, lad.
>>225488005Had one but didn't bring it with me when I moved house
>>225488473found the novel a hard readvery wordy
Can't get it up anymore unless she's got a willard
>>225488483bpcr
>>225488496i am a linux noob and i just like how simple and easy it is
>>225488483that'll be rorke training the missus then
>>225488518I can get it up but it's always at like 75%Tried tadalafil and sildenafil
what you reckon they did with autism niggas back in the middle ages?
Mad how powerful they are
It not right
why is he in front of victoria falls
>>225488527Just don't go down the rabbit hole too far or soon you'll be telling someone to kill themselves because they use Wayland over x11.
reckon mousey would love daily red
>>225488512mega grimmers
Bug chasing sesh tonight at 9
Favorite halo level?For me its rats nest in halo 3
>15c>feels like 5>8 at nightjust not on is it? leftypol has properly fucked the weather so he has
Might kill myself
>>225488556sent them to the monasterybet they loved copying the same text 100 times over
>>225488564its ni****a falls
>>225488551try getting a cluenafil
>>225488563rum thing
>>225488561
>>225488483psianf
Halloween pussy soon
>>225488591its cold again tomorrow
>>225488476actually screaming
https://www.reddit.com/r/transgenderUK/comments/1x59xvq/really_struggling_to_reach_full_depth_after_vaginoplasty/
>>225488641its 21c tomorrow you fool
>>225488634remember he vanished for a year came back then vanished again
>Danny Dyer delivers petition to No 10 calling for nationalisation of water companies
>>225488653is he santa
>>225488652i meant frday
>>225488665>>225488665
>>225488650should just get a bbc to open them up with their darkwood totem pole
all the meat fell out of my cornish pasty
>>225488658gwan danno fackin tell em
>>225487716>>225487765bit of a bizarre algorithm today
>>225488099darkcore/doomcorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnR-KzzssM4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4wscoGm0Vkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d392Hcen9jYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeBg4xD_s-o
Its keivIts lvovIts kharkov
>>225488675HOWLING
>>225488099power electronicshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbwamijSEZo
might start wearing a toga
Is there a manager or team leader at 4chan that I can raise a complaint with?
>>225488701suop cordie
>>225488780no but theres a science teacher called mr n
>>225488780yeah right here*pulls down my pants and spreads my pooey arsehole open*
>>225488719mao zapdog haha that is quite funny
>>225488780https://4chan.org/feedback
>>225488719was a bit better the other day
green in?
>>225488794cleanup on aisle pooI repeat, cleanup on aisle poo
jerk your worthless greenis
>>225488461fish fingers are not cylindrical there is literally a picture right there use your eyes you FAT FUCKING MONG
>>225488802I don't want to talk to a mod. I want someone in an official capacity
https://shellshock.io/#tide-bead-heap
>>225488705same but with poo and my bumhole
>>225488855love wins ... x
>>225488835Sorry
>>225488568no U-Turn on Scizor is criminal
>>225488855isn't it dangerous to set a fire like that
>>225488855hes freaking mental!!
would anyone like to player a browser-based egg-themed fps game with me?
>>225488855this man shagged billie piper
>>225488855Corrr tough guy
>>225488855An act of defiance
>>2254888354chan is run by federal agencies, take it up with them
>>225488855Why did Rorke become so cringe the last few years?
i fucking want to die
Thought my white rice looked a bit brownJust checked the bag and it's bloody brown rice! What a wally
nursing a mug of bovril
>>225488911dangerous and downright stupid
Lot of triggered homos with leaking clittys just came out of the woodwork
>>225488596>>225488911diven't x
I like my men like I like my rice
You now remember long egg
incelcurry's in the microwave
>>225488913Fucks sake lad can't take you anywhere
>>225488911
Just say no to israel and lgbt lads
The men are kicking the ball. This is IMPORTANT.
>>225488919>the woodworkstrange name for your closet
>>225488960see if he had done it in norway he wouldn't have to worry about that
>>225488973
we at /brit/ love brown women ok
Wanking to that filename corr
They should be called Poo SG really
change the fucking channel marge
got my bum out
>>225488966
get them DONE
>>225488757nice, I got the maggot albumapparently there's an anniversary release of the lp in a few days
Use the plasma pistol to take off their shield then use the battle rifle to headshot them
>>225489042My brother in lycrugus vgh...
>>225489042Ah yes the Spartans famous for their opposition to shagging blokes and young boys up the gary
>>225489067scran
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZY_9ztvZHM
/brit/ is lefty and always has been lefty
>>225489061The ol' noob combo they called itUsed to love getting flamed for using it
>>225489044skippa skippa
>>225489082national identity is antithetical to the leftist worldview so that is impossible even in theory
consider the rope
>>225489067Phwoar
>>225489047seen her live a few timesshe goes into the crowd and screams in peoples faces
rorke putting a penny in the old mans hat
The post disrespectful of other people's culture was spotted by me
WE HAVE SUCH MUTTS TO SHOW YOU
>>225489135not on is it
>antithetical
>>225489125>purple eggplant
>>225489067whos gonna eat all that muck
rorke responding to the phrase "if you please" with "i do please"
Mad how Diane Morgan is in her 50s and I'd still shag her rotten
been so bored all day and it's all your fault
Alri
young ukrainian men are getting kidnapped off the streets and from their own homes to go die in some muddy ditchyou really think they won't do the exact same to you when they send us all to war?it will be us tomorrow
Quick question for my sexy and super intelligent ball kicker fans, is Inter Miami still good?
>>225489125googled his name and found thishttps://www.shockya.com/news/2026/02/26/the-guardians-smear-campaign-rich-juzwiak-aids-child-abuse-cover-ups-legal-blackmail-and-fixed-betting-rings-exposed-and-served/>Rich Juzwiak, your February 25, 2026 Guardian article is not journalism — it is a calculated act of evidence spoilage, strategically timed to propagate child abuse on a colossal scale, perpetuate legal and media blackmail, and shield fixed sports betting operations as defined in our uncontested pleadings across Antigua, London, and California.bit mad init>>225489136god i wish she'd scream at me(apparently she did another maggot-inspired album a couple years ago, but I was on about Abandon)
>>225489201
>>225489211by MLS standards, yes
>shammy
saw a gay porn where the guy was eating the twink's bum vocariously and i thought yeah there's no way he isn't getting poo nuggets in his mouth
>>225489231they like it (poo)
>>225489216maggot mass yeahabandon was the og though
Did you know theres a herd of approximately 150 wild reindeer in the Scottish highlands?Well, now you do.
>>225489201mummy would let me hide in her loft
>>225489255get the bloody things sliced up and cooked
>>225489242the bonus track comes as a cassette with one of the maggots taped to it
not sure what to do with my gay nigga life
>>225489125>Megan Fox tried to have sex with a British porn star who has a 10 inch dickIn the end, everything comes down to dick size. If you're small, you'll NEVER be able to satisfy a woman. Even Megan Fox's famous multi-millionaire, tall, good-looking, ripped husband wasn't enough for her.IT ALL COMES DOWN TO DICK SIZE.
>Prince Andrew watched as Ghislaine tortured 6 year old girl with shock collar, FBI report shows - The Mirror
well sod it i'm never buying white rice againturns out brown rice is peng why havent i ever bought it before
>>225489201they ran out of young men. it’s mostly 50 year olds
they'll do nothing
Big floppy wog willies
>>225489289you can do anything mateapart from:-having a job-having a gf-having mates-having money-having your own place-owning a car-having fun
heatherpaedo's into SPH now is he
The fungus is among us
>>225489269:(
Got a 7 inch willy i do
>>225489225As long there are more than 3 goals tomorrow I am golden
shitting hellthat's surely not a real woman
>>225489177obsession (2025)
>>225489288corr
>>225489319what's SPH?
>>225489340grow up
>>225489296Royal family and all billionaires should all be executed Bolshevik style tbqh
>>225489319always has been
>>225489351alright leftypol
sup niggas
stretching her out with a large phallic item beforehand so that you get the feeling of her walls lightly rubbing you rather than gripping you
how we doing my KHHV friends?
>>225489351least violent leftist
>>225489363No, and I won't be alright until the Epstein class nonces are all dead
>>225489386sick and miserable me
having some choccy digestives and milk
Extremely horny atmMight start flirting and making passes at the next woman i seePenisberg needs to be inside a fannystein stat
had a PE teacher called mr nigger but he preferred everyone to just call him mr N
off my nut on nicotine and wine
watched some of that new tyson doco on goyflix and i do think he raped that girl
>>225488665>>225488665new
and some great bellies ache with many bumblebees
The real scandal of the Epstein saga is not that a billionaire cabal runs the world. It’s that there is a billionaire class.
my KHHV firneds, if a man offered you hug, kiss, or hold your hand, would you take the offer?
might watch a babish
>>225489296>An FBI document, from December 7, 2020stopped reading there desu
>>225489207i like this post ok
Drinking my um bongo in a very racist mannner
>>225489351Based based based based BASED!>>225489363>>225489389Kys
I don't like cricket... I LOVE IT!
>>225489340corrrrrr sithle
>>An FBI document, from December 7, 2020>stopped reading there desu
>>225489426
>>225489467>>225489467>>225489467new
>>225489426remember when that australian did the very jewish tactic of rolling the ball across the ground
>>225489461what the fuck is going on here. bizarre sport
>>225489476its allowed init
>>225489470bit early isn't just a bit early isn't it a bit
>>225489501...yh
poo
it's over
>>225487605Huh
