new brit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvg1hxgpcwo song
>>225489458looks kinda like malaponteyou probably didn't understand my point though did you?
(8) we are the /brit/ teamwe are the /brit/ team (8)
you wanna fuck me i think most people do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_oK076OApkwe're in here
bloke i just met invited me to his sisters halloween party
remember trent alexander arnold
>>225489578Ever let him shag you up the arse?
>>225489578Can I come?
>A U.S. serviceman thousands of miles away on duty spotted his girlfriend having sex with another man in his home on camera and called them both out without warning.
He don't even believe in jesus. Why he got a jesus piece?
>>225489578couldnt be me
>>225489611we got london on the track
Socalism works
imagine being so addicted to porn you become gay and think you are a woman
>>225489642screaming this is me
>>225489642sounds hot
Bought a cross trainer machine for my family to improve their health. Cost a fortune. Worth every penny.
>>225489642not really gay then if you think about it
>>225489597no>>225489599maybe yeah
>>225489467konogomats subupplagan
>>225489642Okay I'm imagining it. Now what?
get a tingle every time i get a (you)
>>225489578you gonna dress up pretty for him?
>>225489651>>225489652>>225489659
>>225489683i dont dress up for "halloween"and im not homosex
>>225489578is she hot?
never had a (you) me only a (You)
>>225489704dont know yet
Dressing up as Mr Adolf Blobby this year
i been sininging
young bob gives me some hope in the new generation
>>225489557banger
asking AI about what jobs it won't replace soon
My favourite album: Aquemini by OutKast
Nothing makes my blood boil like court historians in academia who write books with their regimes full blessing and support Britian is chocked full of these worms
business idea: next thread will be /britain/
i should be legal to rape women who dress like whores at the gym
yung bob - fix dat shi
>>225489751won't be able to find it in the archive
dont have any skills except programming suicide looms for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPuRbniocHQ
wtf
Got quite a fair bit in common with the main guy from Drive
>>225489757this is exactly why shane gillis should be cancelled. the influence he's having on you young men is concerning.
>>225489770maybe write a program that makes money?
>The third complainant says Brand orally raped her in a toilet after meeting her at a party in 2004.just don't drop your knickers niggajust walk away
>>225489781brutal mogging
>>225489781She Finnish?
>>225489781
>>225489782Would you say he's literally you ?
im cold
>>225489822Not really for me to say
right well then
>>225489800
leftypol: SMASH THE PATRIARCHYrorke: gummy gummy gummy gummy bear
>>225489837rorke when he does something out of his comfort zone
> RJ Mitte's fiancée wanted him to choose between her or his mom before his death.
>>225489800he forced his dick into her mouth you mong
right
I am a terrone and i will go to Finland and fuck their women!!!
i have purchased a carbon steel frying pan
Used to mix up russell brand with russell grant me
>>225489868why do you do this
rustler brand
Used to mix up Ian Watkins and Ian “H” Watkins
>>225489890Built for brown eyed men
wish i had a bf to snuggle up with and read /brit/ together
>>225489928s
>>225489890>visible uppereyelidsub 5
samsung has changed the home buttons so that they are the same colour as the main colour directly adjacent to it. pretty neat
rorke screeching and punching the walls because the new narnia is woke
>>225489933Seems a bit fruity
>>225489949
>>225489935it's over for uppereyelidexposurecels
If you leave shit stains in your underwear we call it "brake tracks" or "speed stripes" in Swedish
>>225489989please can you leave and not return
>>225489982yep she's a true visibleuppereyelidexposurecelno one would ever want to fuck her
>>225489989no you dont
>>225489995I shan't
>>225489935
Really starting to fucking hate this shit now
what does it feel like to be intelligent?
any good british femdom porn sites lads? used to like the english mansion and femme fatale films
>>225489989those are just ESL ways to say "skid marks" though
>>225490014very good
>>225490021its so popular now its crazy
>>225490014rook! no upper eyerid exposure !! very grood !
>>225490031I think you should kill yourself
>>225489989asg
>>225490050melty
ocarina remake soon ... x
>>225490073x
>>225490050
>banned from /v/ for insulting LLMsIt's so over
>>225490041Stop it
>>225490090:(
>>225490067
>>225490026like being surrounded by mongs
never played a single `zelda`the main guy isn't even called that which he isn't anyway
>>225490073umpops
because normal beef didn’t have enough protein
Yer Da wanks with yer maw’s hairbrush handle up her arse
>>225490125im investing in this gimmick
>>225490125pretty sure he's called donkey kong
>>225490099stop what
>>225490140why does it look like play dough
Vinicius Jr in midst of clone rummours. Real Madrid star Vinicius Jr finds himself in the middle of strange ru mours accusing the 26 year old of having been cloned. this comes after his new look following the 2026 World Cup in which is face appears to have significantly changed. Many have put this down to a facial cosmetic surgery in which his chin and jaw area were altered. Both Vinicius nor Real Madrid have made any comments regarding these rumnours or about Vinicius' Appearance in general. Fans have also noted a signofocant drop off in form on the pitch from the footballer which has stoked the flames of the conspiracy theory regarding his replacement.
>>225490139UM x
mad how powerful RMT and the distribution unions areenvy them so much, wish our union was even 1% as based
>>225490125i played wind maker and remember it was fun, but I think now I would get annoyed by the sailing bits
>>225490124psychopaths often think that way and in fact, there's a study that found a lower standard deviation in iq in them
>>225490151They added pea protein to it
>>225490167easy to be powerful when you can blackmail the entire economy
Vini Jnr is on gear. No idea what these lads are on these days but it’s making them all look like Thwomp from Mario
>>225490139i look like this
>>225490204correct and that's based
>>225489560smol marin
just had an okayish wank, felt great while wanking but the ending was really underwhelming
>>225490173ok>>225490204bit antisemitic this
might just take steroids fed up of this natty shit
I'm sadI bought a gun
just had an incredible arsewank
>>225490266screaming at this
>>225490251many wise men have said this
>>225490266tony sorpano
>>225490261:(
Scrandemic
Too many treats this evening. May have a purge
>>225489928fixed
>>225490302SCR
>>225490298Elton got rid of that tape worn then
drinking a nice can of stella and editing vocal bits. album mixing is booked in from tomorrow so got lots to get done tonight x
>>225490302scrambobulating
>>225490302
>>225490302jumping into a tiger pen kicking and hollering
>>225490296?
>The best carpet cleaners in the UK – tested on coffee, curry and red wine stainsfor me it's miele
>>225490330wahey
>>225490264>shire of the home of Snot's peoplescream
>>225490336is this ai?
Woke up the morning, shagged myself a bum
>>225490365no that is one of the mentally ill that post here
jumping down a sewer pipe discombobulating and bellowing
>>225490302>>>/g/110059442
hello world i am 1 bottle long
>>225490386deerpops
>>225490386UM
>>225490302that not right lad
>>225489928roar
does anyone have pics of the rorke?
English are all about banter till someone waves a Argentina flag and then they start crying
Ariana Grande remains silent on Cornwall Council's £2.36bn debt
>>225490453Here his is signing on the other day
>>225490457only us tech geeks will get this
>>225490266https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJr8yd-HgRs
>>225490096tragic, chini is just not the same
fishe
is it illegal to call someone a faggot on normal social media?
>>225490478aha x
>>225490457really made me think
>>225490263you need to lift weights too
this country has already collapsed
What does it mean to be ` umpops `
I'm getting zaked
is creatine actually worth itshould i take it
>>225489890
>>225490501you're only allowed to say it if you're talking to louie spence or mr brain
>>225490518submissive gay/enby/trans
im off to bed. bit tired
“Everyone thinks they were Napoleon or Caesar in their past life and not one of the 90 billion peasants” - Mark Corrigan
>>225490553Then I am umpops
Favourite song?Mine is Gene Simmons of Kiss doing a cover of Firestarter. Great video to go with it
Outgrown /brit/Will be getting a family, a job and a clue. This will be my final post. Goodbye
>>225490535i prefer to go to mcdonalds
>>225490457you posting K&R earlier? have you read it yet?
i'm turning off the computer now
>>225490585umm
>dollarumna
>>225489852right well that's the 'tex posted isn't it
>>225490535nah causes balding
>>225490590he like hnoey
>>225490586dont know
Sir John Honey
she didnt like that one
>>225490586Timeless Melody by The La'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cveh8ycOgA
>>225490632at least you'll have a few favorite genres.
Christmas is gonna be fucking shit this yearWe do a boxing day party at my auntie's every year and she's invited my brother and his tranny girlfriendMy mum will be there and she's very transphobicJust gonna have to get really pished aren't I
Hate this new /brit/ bunch of posers who pretend they're OGs but have come in later and ruined it. /brit/ was at its best in 2008 I say
leftypol HATES this
just got sent a photo of me and i look like michele houellebecqits a fucking disgrace
>>225490687clapper
>one chance at life>not born in providence, rhode island
>>225490683i was 2 in 2008
>>225490670ever
>>225490712ummm
>>225490716NopeNobody involved has been fucked up the arse or any other holes by me
>>225490711why is that place good
>>225490683I had been posting for 2 years in 2008
wasted yet another day award
>>225490728would befriend and stroke
>>225490733wtf is wrong with you
Yer mum’s bit in the side has thick lips and woolly hair
>>225490726
>Hi Jack Joe's HVAC repair calling for Mr.Smith. We would like to know if you have children at the residence? The reason we ask is because it narrows down the available technicians we can send to the house
>>225490726what about by each other
>>225490767guess I'm stupid lol
deer sanctuaries near me
Buying an mp7It’s all legal now baby the ATF capitulated
>>225490586https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maEiXAaOFCM
im scared of dogs and always visibly recoil
>>225490586the brit team
just tanked a banana in 3 bites there
i thought only 30 million people lived in the uk since when was it 70 million? this must be a mistake.
>>225490711That’s where Sam Hyde lives (it fucking sucks and is full of Portuguese)
>>225490802You a transgender or something?
>>225490712>>225490749You're supposed to point out how I'm a liar because /brit/ didn't even exist back then this is not what I wanted
>>225490802good post
>tranny girlfriend
>>225490756I did give him a pet, I've been seeing him around lately, looks like someone is feeding him which is nice.
>im scared of dogs and always visibly recoil
>>225490850s
>>225490828>>225490829>>225490830>>225490857
i live with my exgf and her boyfriend in this garage
thoughts on the fok diet
just caught myself in mirror and i look fit as fuck
>>225490728I wonder if ca'berges enjoy stomping on the crunchy autumn leaves as we do
>>22549082830 million live in cheadle megacity
too many brown people about. might go live in the woods and hope the aliens abduct me and let me live with them in space or w.e
>>225490874scr
Spanish gays be like>Me encanta la leche de verga.
>>225490874mousesque
Unstable goth gf
what happened to the scat spammer and the gay porn aussie
>>225490891which remote and isolated woods might that be then
>>225490884wow you are /fit/
>>225490913Dead goth gf
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1c86OP0zRcsQnQ6rdFxgjLbsNdLck2I_G
>>225490891aliens stopped visiting us years ago
>>225490885i remember our 'berg used to love playing in piles of raked leaves outside
>>225490920I guess the former just got tired of it, dunno who you mean by gay porn aussie however
late night depression songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-QPvffO1gs
>>225490884noticed earlier how rotund my midriff has become when I caught myself in the mirror. will be abstaining from the booze until I am no longer disgusted by my own reflection
>>225490847definitely, I saw two of them playing in a big pile of leaves today
fung
anyone remember that cricket flash game you'd play in it class back in like 2006?proper class that
>>225490955https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse2.mm.bing.net%2Fth%2Fid%2FOIP.2Oz0nYySa5xPZ0P6961vhQHaHa%3Fr%3D0%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=9bf32935e603f808666a1fe0180eedafa4a69c4e38f60fcafdd33b54424c9093&ipo=images
Rorke dressing up like Kamala the Ugandan Giant from the wresting for Halloween
>>225490898i wish
>>225490874pibe es un laboratorio de cristal
Sometimes it's okay to rape-ancient jeet proverb
>>225490979why does this offend you?
just been sucked off to death
>>225490968https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRy1kj2II3Y
>>225490969ok but we're talking about me right now
I need to live my myth in Estonia
>>225491040Because it's a complete lie?
>>225491024fume de eso hace poco, me invito un moro kjsjjs
what job do people get these days when they don't know what to work in
>>225491074Um, we’re sex arse loyalist here.
>>225491103do you have any hobbies or friends
what has the bbc done for you
>>225491061Estonian girls are angels
>>225491089civil service
>>225491089warehouse worker, supermarket stocker, met some junkies who volunteered in european programs where they were given room and board.
>>225491118brainwashed me
leftypol btfohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE5u9liRFEM
just want every last one gone
see you all at the library this weekend then, yeah?
me sex arse
>>225491147yes plenty
>>225491152me tucking into a pack of Maltesers
>>225491158only if you'll stick your club thumb up my arse ruby
>>225491103just because he became a nazi
>>225491168can't believe cats now, they're so fuckable
>>225491081it’s not though is it and a single telegram from right at the very beginning proves nothing
got my gay porn slippers on
>>225491175s
>>225491217>>225491217>>225491217
ppl who gan play wow forever brazy dudefr
>>225491198music photography cooking mostlyi gather that you have none since you immediately got defensive and avoided the question
>>225491244do you play music or just listen to it?
>>225491085
Need to stop wanking ladsGetting beyond a joke
