Sky boxes edish
>>2254912172001 man me
leftypol riding the windrush line from his £1500 zone 4 HMO shared with 8 nigerians to his £27k office admin job
>>2254912172006 one looks like an xbox
>>225491217i got the 2006 one
>>225491217what is even the point in tv anymore now the internet exists?
>>225491217rorke got his dodgy sky box from a bloke in his street
>>225491217Had 1997, 2001 and 2006 me
They actually believe this happened omds
>>225490595I read it at uni
Toffs in the thread who could afford SkyTV instead of just having freeview. Remember going to other people's houses and they had virgin and SkyTV and you could watch Disney channel, was cool
We always had Virgin Media
/brit/: virgin media
anyone wanna see elecrtic six in bristol and then maybbe suck eachother off in the hotel after? please answer
>>225491294Yeh cuz you're a virgin hahaha!
>>225491294we had itv digital
>>225491217https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kZHV3F-xSk
true
>>225491252
>>225491308not into live music I can just meet you at the hotel though
>>225491309Well yeah I was as at some point
>>225491310dafuq is that
>>225491289everyone I knew who had sky were working class
>>225491217i remember 2006we had ntl until my parents divorced
>>225491305bothim not very good at playing but it is just for fun
Refuse to believe there are grown men in their 20s and 30s in this general who have never been on a date, kissed a girl, or had sex with a girlI think its common knowledge that all these posts are just ironic and meant to get you's/attention
>>225491256I'm seriously thinking of changing my cable plan cause it's a bundle with internet but I literally never watch it.
>>225491328the world's first digital terrestrial television network. they outbid sky for champions league rights one season then went bust
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>>225491356let me guess you also think we are just lying for attention when we say our life a gay porn
>>225491356Ok I’m 25 and done none of this
>>225491397lel
>>225491356done all of thosehavent done any of those for over a decade
>>225491397Yeah obviously no one here is actually a fag>>225491407Okay sure *rolls eyeballs*
my life a solo gay jerking cumpilation
>>225491437get the sexy black men posted
>>225491437>when the bwc hits
>>225491438You are boring and you don’t belong here go away
my life a fodey face
>*rolls eyeballs*bizarre
No, Carly Rae Jepsen does not do genital ratings. She is a Canadian pop singer-songwriter known for music like "Call Me Maybe" and albums such as E•MO•TION and Day and Night, and has no association with or public activity involving genital ratings.If you meant a music-rating website like Rate Your Music or have another question about her discography, let me know!
>>225491407you just have to dance, brother, dance
where are all the good posters
I can maybe belive guys in their early twenties are virgins (20-24) but beyond that point its completely ridiculous to think a man can go on being a virgin. If you arent a fag you will find some way to get inside a girls pussy no matter what it takes
>>225491518i ate them
>>225491518>>225491524
>>225491526what if you're ugly and have a tiny cock
anybody switched from booze to weed? how do you know how much to take
>>225491526what if you're a fag
>>225491538escorts innit
>>225491551gay escorts innit
>>225491526woah you’re so normal and sex having aren’t you
>>225491544you just take one weed, see how you feel and go on from there
my life is a cruel joke - and not even a funny one!
>>225491538Not an excuse I dont care how ugly a man is or how small his penis is he will find some way to have sex with a womanIts human biology and at some point the excuses run out and he is forced to shag no matter how fat or ugly the woman may be
my life a gay porn
should i get on the apps then?
>>225491584At least you weren't born in Somalia in the 1950s
>>225491620
just pay a whore if you want to have sex
>>225491279working through kernighan's go book myself, though I was considering that next
>>225491570Whats not normal is being a man in his 30s whos never touched a woman not related to him
rationalism was a mistake
Mousey's a bit saucy
is this malaponte shaming the virgins
>>225491656yeah it’s not normal and you’re on fucking 4chud you beg
>>225491217Had the 2005 one Parents used to take the card to bed with them so I couldn't go watch cartoons in the middle of the night
>>225491634I would do that, go to Amsterdam, have some fried mussels, do a weed, go look at the girls, go to a rave party, snort ket, drink 23 Hainekens, ride a bike, take some shrooms in the park, look at the Chinese people on the street....so many things to do there
>>225491656it is now, sweetieyou're living in an incel world
Dangerous day to be a peroni
>>225491711haha you menace
>>225491721Me in the 34%
>>225491711I was such a social reject even as a kid that my parents' method of grounding me was to take out the card and hide it so I couldn't watch anything since I never played out
mouldie and ziedy in the same thread it grim it fucking grim
>>225491711all the best ones were only on at nightsad
Did anyone ever play the Sky games?Missed out on that because my parents were strict on it and were scared of me spending money on them
>>225491649nice have fun!have to go to bed now but I'm sure we'll chat another time
>>225491289Never had it myself but my dad knew a geezer at the pub who sold dodgy cards so you could get it
/brit/ has been nominated for a British Comedy Award
>>225491711for me it was television x at 23:50>>225491789cheers
poor cat
Harold Godwinson.Gone, but not forgotten
>>225491772where
Anyone stopped porn/wanking for good?Might genuinely need to bin off my VPN service so Kier's laws can stop me
ill ask again any good british femdom porn sites lads? used to like the english mansion and femme fatale films
Gonna get some T-bell on the way home from toil i am
just got a play of the game in overwatch :)
>>225491827porn for a few years, wanking every once in a while
>>225491856How did you give up porn
>>225491827Tried recently and lasted a mere 72 hoursThey're just too pengIll stop when they stop being so fucking peng
>>225491850looks like you got gay of the lame in real life too
shagging my own arse with my arse
COME ON TOUCH MEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aFKfIIsdt0
>>225491850Stop playing that western fairy shit and start playing counter strike like a proper russian man
>>225491718my biological brother lives there, he says its pretty boring. but it should be fine for a few days.
women are lovely <3
Mad how ireland existing sends british pipo into an apoplectic fit of rage
>>225491865You just don't look at it, just how I quit many other things, you don't do it. >>225491898it's great to go in the summer, I used to go almost every year
>>225491906imo they only become lovely when my penis comes into contact with their vulva
>>225491927>just how I quit many other thingshow old are you my friend?
mum can i go on playjam for a bit?
just bought a sofa for 1500 quidtime to get some sleepRIP big girl
>>225491906>women aren't funn-
>>225491906mental how bad she looks now
>Khan to overtake Smith as most common English surnameIts all fine though isn't it? It's all going to be fine
>>225491955rather not say
anyone got any good autovom/drunk/purge/etc? I don't mind the gagging on dicks and dildos but I prefer pure vomit stuff, preferably with actual gross food vomit
the more brown people in the world the less valuable they are. In 100 years, pure European blood will be worth more than it's weight in gold. Let the biomass take over the streets. The European and Jewish elite will always sit comfortably in the upper echelons
>>225492027and we pay how much to Ukraine?
>>225492053Bro thinks hes on the team.jpg
>>225491906they are
Tell me again why we are fighting against russia?
>>225492031
>>225492092I'll be called an antisemite and banned if i say why
>>225492092it is morally good - we defeated evilsame reason why we fought a war against the nazis even though we ended up far worse off after the war
you post the same boring bait every day
>>225492020its fineno matter your age, you can always quit drugs. it was quite difficult for me with morphine, but i managed it after going to two rehabilitation centers
>>225492083Europeans and Jews are spiritual brothers. Smart, innovative, leading the world in all ways. Europeans and Jews must resolve our differences as we set the bulwarks against the brown biomass hoards.
change the fucking channel
>>225492092We're not
>>225492139
>>225492092cos putin is a fucking retarded warmonger who started a war for no reason that he thought he could wrap up quick but it didn't work out and now it's still going on because he can't lose face>>225492118that is a child's mindset. Nothing good is coming from this current war and we are only involved because ukraine is a sacrificial bull to stop russia gaining a foothold in NATO territory. Meanwhile, WW2 was also a pointless war and did nothing but put the final nail in the coffin of old world Europe (if WW1 didn't already do that)
>>225492137Depends on the drug, I quit stimulants and weed and all the other party stuff but I know it's hard to quit opiates, good for you bro.
>>225492118>>225492184
>>225492177Every penny you send to Israel is one less penny spent keeping diabetic niggers alive with dialysis on medicaid. It also goes towards genociding brown sandniggers. What is not to like?
>>225491891does anyone recognise this one in the backgroundi swear they had a bee game (that WASN'T beehive bedlam) but i cannot find it for the life of me
poor malaponteevery moment of his life must be hell
>>225492200I don't like zelensky. As I say this war is pointless just as the world wars where. zelesky is feeding men into the meat grinder. However, he is only doing so because putin was the retarded aggressor in the first place. Taking sides in this conflict is retarded, it is nothing but White men killing each other for no reason.
>>225492203
Wonder how the paki store workers felt stocking the daily mail today given the headline was “4/5ths of new jobs went to foreigners”
I'm a disgrace of a fat incel
>>225492228
>>225492234ok but why do you suck smelly brown penis doe
>>225492203This post brought to you by the /brit/ Friends of Israel
The tweet of that guy posting his underage daughter to flex on incels has 8.8 million impressions.If only 0.01% of the population are pedophiles then that guy sent his daughter's picture out to 880 pedophiles
Boring bastard politics hour
>malaponte likes watching white europeans get killed by aids ridden asiatic mongrels the sad thing is I’m not even surprised
Patriot (Ukrainian women) vs Coward (Ukrainian men)
>>225492255This is based for the most part, only a little misled on fully supporting Ukraine rather than supporting a peace to stop White men dying. However, it is still mostly based and you as a palishit supporter are in the same crowd as leftists, commies, browns and hasan piker.
Remember that mong who kept insisting Ed Sheeran was cancelled and it was over for him
>>225492287Hear hear
>>225492290
>>225492292I see them here getting drunk and flirting with Bulgarians
>>225492295you mean heathergod
>>225492275his daughter looks fucking 25. ain't no pedo going near that shit
>>225492294
bro is an authority on paedo tastes
>>225492246Wasnt "based" kemi the one the introduced mandatory DEI for hospitals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp8CeDNMUgQ&t
>>225492228states usually represent the interests of their people, even if they are not states that proclaim national sovereignty. consider that the average russian would benefit from their country having more land to exploit; more production means greater spending capacity
>no hobbies>no friends>doesnt even have new antisemitic memes its so sad
Truly a straightjacket is the only cure for Russophobia
in bedx
>>225492275uh oh, apparently it's about 16,800x that
good idea to get on the dating apps while unemployed yes or no
NASA's sending a black woman to the moon
brother calls his tranny gf mommy wish I was jokingsaw his nickname for her on discord earlier
>>225492323All these stupid chud memes can't change the reality that russia rolled into ukraine with tanks for no fucking reason and started a retarded modern forever war. Fuck you.>>225492336Russia is the biggest country by land area in the world and has a population not much higher that Japan. Come on dude. They do not need more land.
>>225492366surely nothing worth stealing up there
>>225492379
just watched papillon. bit boring desu x
reckon there are a lot of rule breaking posts in this thread
>>225492356Dating apps are only a good idea if you are tall, handsome or both.
>>225492379>for no fucking reasonlet me guess you only found out about this conflict in 2022
why does a mexican feel so strongly about “russophobia”? must be sympathy for fellow mixed race aids victims living in corrupted failed states
>>225492377even in a straight relationship mommy is so cringe to me, just seeing comments on videos or posts "mommy" is gay
Love making NAFO clitties leak My favorite pastime
I've gone a bit wrong
>>225492382there are only about 30k jews in ukraine
>>225492379and russians benefit from it
If Ukraine didn't want a full scale invasion of its soil then they should have just said no to it
russia has a whole autonomous oblast for jews
>>225492403Follow your leader
well, this is not /pol/, i should stfu
>>225492410you are so weird
>>225492421That 30k?Thats the entire hohol government apparatus
Never learned what nafo means
>>225492382yeah crazy how no ukrainians would be dead right now if russia had just not invaded, but keep victim blaming>>225492396I don't even care that russia took crimea but they should have stopped there. Good warm water port and historically in modern history definitely russian. Current conflict is far less justifiable ESPECIALLY given the amount of death caused over it. Russia should focus on itself and not being fucking third world. Who cares anyway. Russia will be a hybrid of central asian muslim and Chinese farmer before the century is out.>>225492431How? By hundreds of thousands of their men dying?
got nothing going on in my life
>>225492467nuck around and find out
>>225492467same
yhe khhv binble
>>225492459how so?
Im a Bradford Boy and I refuse to apologize for it
>>225492476What are you doing tomorrow
bit of the old how's your father
millenial nostalgia - "bro i had sex with this cute chick when i was 16"gen z nostalgia - "bro when i was 16 i got a solo squad fortnite battle royal victory"
>>225492474https://foreign-volunteers-killed-in-ukraine.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Britons_killed_fighting_for_the_Ukrainian_sideJoin them please
>>225492494dunno
Jesus it's still going
Why do janners let this fat gimp spam polshit all night
>>225492509do you really not have any friends
going to go and brush my teeth and get in bed ok
every night i cut a carrot into tiny squares and chuck them in my mouth like popcorn
>starlink gets turned off>NATO clitties start gushing like the a gyserAh yes
it's over
>>225492524you should have sex
>like the a gyser
>>225492548do you have to use that term ok
>>225492561
oh bradarrr you just gotta improooooovveee
>>225492548no hobbies at all
>>225492443*benny hill music*
craving sweets but got none
PINGAS!
Another 1000000 iskander missles to keiv, kharkov, and lvov
Is Amsterdam good for a solo holidayBeen on group holidays and solo holidays all around Europe but I've never been to Amsterdam as an adultI have it in my mind that it's entirely just groups of mates going there for the red light and weed cafes and all this shit
>>225492509I have literally told you multiple times that I don't really take a side and that I find the war a pointless meat grinder, but you are so busy gagging on putin's cock that you think this makes me a diehard ukrainian nafo autist that wants to go die in a trench. I'm sorry that your mother drank while she was pregnant and that you probably have natally transmitted aids.
>>225492580cor that could be me if labour play their cards right
let's go brandon
Still fuming at finding out Taiwan was an island of 14,000 square miles (nearly twice the size of Wales). I was always led to believe it was a tiny, undefendable place of similar size to Hong Kong or Macau, but it's fucking massive.This is like when I found out that there were 300,000 gorillas in Africa, and when they tell you that they're nearing extinction they're talking about one little subspecies that's dwindled to a few-hundred. Well, they look the same to me, so stop fucking begging for my money and attention.
>>225492594
>>225492592getting your knob away and having a few tokes eh?good city
Lord help me.
sc
>>225492592It's good but it has become very expensive, cities like Hague, Maastricht, Breda are also cool. The good thing is everything is 40 min train ride away. But yeah Amsterdam is also cool.
>>225492609>This is like when I found out that there were 300,000 gorillas in Africaway more than that, even with migration thats happened
>>225492616I actually am a fan of the CCP and think retards like this are bottom of the barrel, but keep seething and posting irrelevant nonsense you botbrained nigger. I bet you are an ugly fat nigger.
>>225492592lots of stuff to do that doesn't involve weed or prossies the food sucks though
>>225492379I think in fairness to that Spanish Flag the territories they are taking in Ukraine are unique when it comes to richness of the soil (black soil) and certain minerals, purely just about the land idc or know enough about the background of the war and whether I'd consider it just
might get the pregnant poo porn on does anyone else have the pregnant poo porn on because if someone else has the pregnant poo porn on I'll get the pregnant poo porn on
Hate all statesLove all peopleShimple as
>>225492535he does it every day - even on christmas
he has nobody and all he does is seethe about jews all day every day it is so tragic
>>225492640There's good food. I like the fishmarkets where you can get fresh stuff cooked in front of you although I did that in the smaller cities.
want to kiss the toilfu when she comes over on sunday but I'm not sure when the appropriate moment would be
tranny crying about russia is it
why are rightoids so submissive to billionaires and dictators
>>225492665Natural bottoms
>>225492662Are you the prison lad?
>>225492408it's just grim innit25 year old man calling his girlfriend mommy
>>225492664No I wasn't
>>225492661smaller cities and towns yeah but downtown amsterdam was disappointing i found it very hard to find a good meal and don't think i even managed to have one
>>225492641Some fucking farmland does not justify hundreds of thousands of White men dying. If Russia had invested all this money and manpower into developing it's industry and infrastructure, they could actually ascend from being a third world shithole.
